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-N-
10-31-2005, 09:35 PM
I SPRAINED MY ANKLE AND IT HURTS AND I DON'T HAVE TIME TO DEAL WITH THIS CRAP GIVE ME SYMPATHY AND POSSIBLY SEXUAL FAVORS TO MAKE ME FEEL BETTER

Meat Puppet
10-31-2005, 09:37 PM
my girlfriend dumped me on msn
MY INTERNET IS LAGGING
i got a pop up that made my eyes sore

oh you want ME to give YOU attention kk

-N-
10-31-2005, 09:38 PM
I like where this is going.

<!--THE HOOKER BIT DOWN AND IT HURT REALLY BAD-->

Shoeberto
10-31-2005, 09:49 PM
Yes, Neel, I have sprained my ankle before. This is an excellent topic of discussion you have presented! Which, of course, would be whether or not you've had any serious injuries before. I reiterated it, just in case someone didn't pick it up out of your first post.

Alive-Cat
10-31-2005, 09:54 PM
Well, I am as right as rain. And rain isn't right, so I don't know where the hell that came from...
Oh Alive-Man:rolleyes2

Resha
10-31-2005, 09:56 PM
...Whoa Hsu. xD I've never had any serious injuries in my whole life before! ^_^....erm, but I do slit my wrists now and then because my family hates me and the guy I have a crush on is going out with the school slit and I'm failing all my classes and oh random internet person let's have an online relationship?

Meat Puppet
10-31-2005, 09:56 PM
I got into a fight once and broke my own hand. Man, I'm a wimp.

Traitorfish
10-31-2005, 09:58 PM
I SPRAINED MY ANKLE AND IT HURTS AND I DON'T HAVE TIME TO DEAL WITH THIS CRAP GIVE ME SYMPATHY AND POSSIBLY SEXUAL FAVORS TO MAKE ME FEEL BETTER
OK, dude, you're only getting sympathy from me.
Unless... no, no, NO! Just sympathy!

Karl
10-31-2005, 10:04 PM
i felt pain once, it was unpleasant, please pity me

Dignified Pauper
10-31-2005, 10:05 PM
I'll give Neel sympathy in exchange for sexual favors.

Alive-Cat
10-31-2005, 10:25 PM
I am as right as Mary poppins, and seen as I'm from England, that all fits!
BY GOLLY, OLD CHAP! WHO'S THE FELLOW ON THE ROOF? SIR ARCHER YOU SAY? BY GOLLY SHE'S GOT IT!

Old Manus
10-31-2005, 10:27 PM
I gave neel sexual favours but he was so emo it wasn't enjoyable :cry:

Breine
10-31-2005, 10:27 PM
This is kinda sad, but hey... it's a way of getting attention... o_O

Shlup
10-31-2005, 10:49 PM
That's it. I'm leaving EoFF forever.

eestlinc
10-31-2005, 10:55 PM
sprained ankles hurt like hell and are a pain in the ass. I'm sorry man.

Masamune∑1600
10-31-2005, 10:57 PM
That's it. I'm leaving EoFF forever.

We'll send Raist over right away to cheer you up.

Karl
10-31-2005, 11:01 PM
That's it. I'm leaving EoFF forever.
leaving? without giving any sexual favors?

Dignified Pauper
10-31-2005, 11:11 PM
That's it. I'm leaving EoFF forever.

I'll give you sympathy in exchange for Sex.

Old Manus
10-31-2005, 11:16 PM
That's it. I'm leaving EoFF forever.
Since quoting you is a trend I'll continue.

Raistlin
10-31-2005, 11:18 PM
We'll send Raist over right away to cheer you up.
Who the hell are you? :confused:

Old Manus
10-31-2005, 11:21 PM
Who the hell are you? :confused:
Who the hell are YOU

Rye
10-31-2005, 11:38 PM
SOMEONE HAXX0RED ME ;________; ME E-HUBBY DUMPED MEEEEEEE! :( NO ONE WILL COMMENT ON MY LJ ENTRIES.

Lawl internet attention whoring. :)

Odaisť Gaelach
10-31-2005, 11:40 PM
I'm happy!

...

Give me pity!

Shlup
10-31-2005, 11:50 PM
This is the post where I casually sneak back, hoping everyone's forgotten I said I was leaving "forever" because I am stoopid.

eestlinc
10-31-2005, 11:52 PM
I can help you leave forever, Shlup.

Shlup
10-31-2005, 11:53 PM
If you ban my I'll just go to Cid's house and post as him drunk.

eestlinc
11-01-2005, 12:01 AM
That's very tempting.

Psychotic
11-01-2005, 12:16 AM
I was gang raped by 3 men. No wait, 6! No wait, 12! No wait, I was gang raped by a gang of Raistlin clones! (:()

Rye
11-01-2005, 12:23 AM
I was gang raped by 3 men. No wait, 6! No wait, 12! No wait, I was gang raped by a gang of Raistlin clones! (:()

OH NO. :( WAISTY!

Levian
11-01-2005, 12:23 AM
http://www.eyesonff.com/forums/showthread.php?t=54285

DMKA
11-01-2005, 12:31 AM
http://www.eyesonff.com/forums/showthread.php?t=54285
That wasn't pathetic though...that was brilliant.

rubah
11-01-2005, 12:35 AM
at least I admit it when I'm whoring for attention.

Neel, you poor <b>BABY!</b>
XOXOXOXOXOXOXOXO

I'm sick, you guys pity me instead!

Psychotic
11-01-2005, 12:36 AM
Oh, I pity you rugby, believe you me. :)

Captain Maxx Power
11-01-2005, 01:29 AM
Do yourself a favour:

http://www.whamduran.com/choose1.jpg

Yamaneko
11-01-2005, 02:01 AM
I I I I I I I I I I am sad. Look at ME. I'm talking to. I believe. So I was talking to. My favorite.

Oh, by the way, what do you think?

-N-
11-01-2005, 02:27 AM
I was gang raped by 3 men. No wait, 6! No wait, 12! No wait, I was gang raped by a gang of Raistlin clones! (:()xD

nik0tine
11-01-2005, 02:28 AM
I was gang raped by 3 men. No wait, 6! No wait, 12! No wait, I was gang raped by a gang of Raistlin clones! (:()
LOL!! :lol:

Rye
11-01-2005, 02:29 AM
http://www.eyesonff.com/forums/showthread.php?t=54285

:heart: for mentioning that. xD

Raistlin
11-01-2005, 02:31 AM
I was gang raped by 3 men. No wait, 6! No wait, 12! No wait, I was gang raped by a gang of Raistlin clones! (:()
How sure are you that they were all clones? :cool:

ThroneofDravaris
11-01-2005, 02:33 AM
I hate Misato
And I hate Shinji
And I hate that first Child bitch Rei
I hate my dad
I hate my mom
But mostly, Most of all: I HATE MYSELF!
I hate you! Why do I have to do this?! Why Me!

DMKA
11-01-2005, 02:34 AM
Do yourself a favour:

http://www.whamduran.com/choose1.jpg
Yes, by which you can start with spelling "favor" the non-annoying way.

fire_of_avalon
11-01-2005, 02:36 AM
Wtf is it with you and spraining your ankle? You have weak ankles? Anyway, I'll sign your ace bandage if you send it to me.

And the worst think that's ever happened to me is a hangnail or the chickenpox *knocks on wood*

Psychotic
11-01-2005, 02:37 AM
How sure are you that they were all clones? :cool:They were obviously genetically altered, because if the real one had raped me, it would not have hurt as much. ;)

(taste and decency? Who needs 'em?)

fire_of_avalon
11-01-2005, 02:41 AM
Ewan McGregor is hot. I just wanted everyone to know that.

Also, my left foot has kind of been hurting at random times recently, mainly in the arch.

Rye
11-01-2005, 02:42 AM
Ewan McGregor is hot. I just wanted everyone to know that.

Also, my left foot has kind of been hurting at random times recently, mainly in the arch.

I agree, after seeing Big Fish. xD

eestlinc
11-01-2005, 03:09 AM
<a href=http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0097937/>my left foot</a>

fire_of_avalon
11-01-2005, 03:20 AM
Brenda Fricker is from North Carolina.

Hawkeye
11-01-2005, 03:42 AM
Where the hell is this thread going?

Shoeberto
11-01-2005, 03:48 AM
Hexagonally.

-N-
11-01-2005, 03:52 AM
I have a question for you, Hsu.

Shoeberto
11-01-2005, 03:59 AM
Yes, I have given up all hope for saving this thread, and yes, I'm trying to understand what it feels like to have a spam fest before the Fun Police show up.

Did that answer your question?

-N-
11-01-2005, 04:28 AM
I actually didn't have a question. ;)

Understand? Good; Lesson 2 starts when I sober up.

Mr. Graves
11-01-2005, 04:32 AM
*makes an EoEO thread not about a debatable subject*

FFX_fanatiq
11-01-2005, 05:04 AM
Dont make fun of people with "no lifes"
sometimes you just cant get one no matter how hrd you try

escobert
11-01-2005, 05:28 AM
/action sexors Neelypoo!

Neco Arc
11-01-2005, 05:34 AM
this guy are sick
on second thoughs
these guys is sick...

escobert
11-01-2005, 05:40 AM
This guy are suck? wtf?

Masamune∑1600
11-01-2005, 06:43 AM
I actually didn't have a question.

INFO ON THE HERB TARRAGON PLEASE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Old Manus
11-01-2005, 08:40 AM
http://www.uwm.edu/Course/422-100/Mineral_Rocks/rock.gypsum2.jpg

Big D
11-01-2005, 11:16 AM
Gang rape is not something people should be joking about.

Sprained ankles are bad, though fortunately I've never had one.

Shlup leaving forever would be bad, though fortunately that hasn't happened.

Um... I don't really know what more can be said about this thread, except that it's a bloody miracle it's survived this long.

Lionx
11-01-2005, 12:41 PM
My left hand thought i cheated with my right hand..they got into a fight on the floor wrestling and i was in the middle of it all...hold me :cry:

Primus Inter Pares
11-01-2005, 12:45 PM
...did you cut them both off?

Lionx
11-01-2005, 12:52 PM
No they ended up gangbanging me when they couldnt kill one another Dx

Nasarian Altimeros
11-01-2005, 01:15 PM
I was gang raped by 3 men. No wait, 6! No wait, 12! No wait, I was gang raped by a gang of Raistlin clones! (:()

But its so funny!!!

xDDDDDDDDDDDD

fire_of_avalon
11-01-2005, 02:41 PM
Okay, time for you guys to shut up.

-N-
11-02-2005, 06:49 AM
Gang rape is not something people should be joking about.

Sprained ankles are bad, though fortunately I've never had one.

Shlup leaving forever would be bad, though fortunately that hasn't happened.

Um... I don't really know what more can be said about this thread, except that it's a bloody miracle it's survived this long.
Big D is infinitely funnier than you, foa, so his post must be reiterated as the last one.

My work here is done.