View Full Version : I have a spoon in my nose.
What object(s) do you have or have you had in yours?
Spammerman
11-02-2005, 03:12 AM
snot when i have a runny nose.
rubah
11-02-2005, 03:12 AM
I used to stick a little metal knob in my nose, much to Megan(#2)'s dismay.
RSL, will you record yourself saying whatever foa asked you to last night?
The Summoner of Leviathan
11-02-2005, 03:15 AM
My finger?
TurkSlayer
11-02-2005, 03:17 AM
Well, I'm trying to get my nose to reach down to my.... Nevermind....
Neco Arc
11-02-2005, 03:20 AM
take it out then...
snot, blood, etc
Shlup
11-02-2005, 03:38 AM
Sometimes BJ puts his finger in there when I'm trying to sleep.
Sapphiresea
11-02-2005, 03:49 AM
My finger?
Long time ago though!!:p
Nasarian Altimeros
11-02-2005, 04:28 AM
A phallic object....
Now seriously..a finger, a pen, a headphone earpiece, a toothbrush (He brushed his teeth with it! ROFL)
Hawkeye
11-02-2005, 05:49 AM
Rocks
Dignified Pauper
11-02-2005, 05:58 AM
Neel's finger.
I must have mistook you for me. Or drugs.
Eh, Marick is a drug if you think about it.
I did him too much once and was sore all over for weeks.
:p
Aside from the obvious finger, A lego head, an earring to show off how stupid septum piercings look, and a marshmallow from a box of Franken Berry.
Old Manus
11-02-2005, 07:35 AM
brick
Meat Puppet
11-02-2005, 07:42 AM
lots of babes and guitars
Nasarian Altimeros
11-02-2005, 08:45 AM
Moogle hair
YOU!!!!:greenie: :greenie:
Nasarian Altimeros
11-02-2005, 09:04 AM
joey
Big D
11-02-2005, 09:11 AM
One time, I was eating this really tasty meat pie.
But then I sneezed. A moist chunk of tender steak got forced up into my sinus. It was red hot, and hurt like hell. I had to blow a giant lump of hot meat out of my nose.
Not an experience I want to repeat.
One time, I was eating this really tasty meat pie.
But then I sneezed. A moist chunk of tender steak got forced up into my sinus. It was red hot, and hurt like hell. I had to blow a giant lump of hot meat out of my nose.
Not an experience I want to repeat.
lol :D
One time, I was eating this really tasty meat pie.
But then I sneezed. A moist chunk of tender steak got forced up into my sinus. It was red hot, and hurt like hell. I had to blow a giant lump of hot meat out of my nose.
Not an experience I want to repeat.My friend had a similar experience while watching Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles 2. All the turtles say "Where's Splinter?" And then all of a sudden, Splinter appears in the windowsill, and all he says is "Coming." After about a 10 second pause, he says "To a decision." This friend loves dirty sexual jokes, and was eating a slice of pizza, so 2+2=4, and he snarfed his pizza.
Resha
11-02-2005, 10:14 AM
Ugh, after drinking Coke really fast, I get this really....Coke-y feeling in my nose. I suspect I have Coke up my nose then. :shifty:
Neco Arc
11-02-2005, 10:43 AM
thats just gas....:shifty:
One time, I had some friends over when I was about 9, and one of them made me laugh, and I was drinking sprite, and it came out of my nose and it really hurt. ;___;
Neco Arc
11-02-2005, 11:21 AM
hmmm... attack of the soft drinks... would make a good movie title....
Mittopotahis
11-02-2005, 11:44 AM
My Nose
Somehow....:confused:
Faris
11-02-2005, 12:17 PM
Boogers, mucus and air. Oh my!
Resha
11-02-2005, 12:19 PM
thats just gas....:shifty:
COKEY gas. :mad2:
Neco Arc
11-02-2005, 12:21 PM
yup yup... cokey gas...
Pheesh
11-02-2005, 01:11 PM
pfft...a finger!? you guys are fools. A pinky toe is much more efficiant.
Stay Essential
EE
fire_of_avalon
11-02-2005, 01:21 PM
So once when I was six, and I don't know why I did this, but I stuck a little white bead up my nose, and then I fished it out. Thinking that perhaps I was just lucky, I did it again. When I was able to fish it out a second time, I felt invincible, I did it again.
It would not come out.
So I start screaming my head off. So my great grandpa has to hold me down and squeeze my nose with one hand while he tries to fish the bead out with the other. It took half an hour.
I learned my lesson.
theundeadhero
11-02-2005, 02:37 PM
Peas
Little Miss Awesome
11-02-2005, 05:11 PM
A raisin :cry: It was ages ago now, but I did, and it wouldn't come out, I was nearly crying :p
Dignified Pauper
11-02-2005, 05:46 PM
I must have mistook you for me. Or drugs.
Eh, Marick is a drug if you think about it.
I did him too much once and was sore all over for weeks.
:p
and that, my friends, is why I love Neel.
Zeldy
11-02-2005, 05:55 PM
I havnt put anything in my nose :)?
KoShiatar
11-02-2005, 08:54 PM
When I was 2 or something, a piece of a sponge. Disgusting. Luckily I can't remember anything about it at all.
Shoeberto
11-02-2005, 08:57 PM
So once when I was six, and I don't know why I did this, but I stuck a little white bead up my nose, and then I fished it out. Thinking that perhaps I was just lucky, I did it again. When I was able to fish it out a second time, I felt invincible, I did it again.
It would not come out.
So I start screaming my head off. So my great grandpa has to hold me down and squeeze my nose with one hand while he tries to fish the bead out with the other. It took half an hour.
I learned my lesson.
I did that with popcorn kernels when I was about nine. I had one in each nostril when I couldn't get them out with my finger.
I ended up being able to blow them out, but I was still freaked out.
My brother put a lego up his nose when he was 5, and he had to go to the doctor and have a doctor pull it out with a weird scary claw. xD
Craig
11-02-2005, 09:01 PM
iowa
DarkLadyNyara
11-02-2005, 11:22 PM
One time, I was eating this really tasty meat pie.
But then I sneezed. A moist chunk of tender steak got forced up into my sinus. It was red hot, and hurt like hell. I had to blow a giant lump of hot meat out of my nose.
Not an experience I want to repeat.
:lol: :laugh: :lol: :laugh: :lol:
I snorted a pixie stick once.
GooeyToast
11-02-2005, 11:26 PM
Weapons of mass destruction
DarkLadyNyara
11-02-2005, 11:28 PM
Weapons of mass destruction
So that's where Saddam was hiding them...
I don't remember making this thread.
You should do less drugs, RSL.
Meat Puppet
11-03-2005, 01:49 AM
ban neel, he avoided the swear filter
DarkLadyNyara
11-03-2005, 01:50 AM
You should do less drugs, RSL.
Well... we know what's been in his... ;)
ban neel, he avoided the swear filterit's not my first time
kikimm
11-03-2005, 01:58 AM
A fly. Of course, I didn't put it there, but it just sort of flew in. Scared the crap out of me.
I never put anything in my nose on purpose because of this one commercial for that show...Pete&Pete, or something on Nick, where one of them had gotten something stuck in his nose and it was the scariest thing I had ever seen on television.
Spammerman
11-03-2005, 02:01 AM
drum sticks,pencils, and markers.
Shadow_Wolf 6354
11-03-2005, 02:03 AM
posted by rsl
I don't remember making this thread.
well you did..........live with it
and the strangest thing i have had up my nose is your nose so there
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Ultima Shadow
11-03-2005, 03:07 AM
Alcohol. :cool:
fire_of_avalon
11-03-2005, 01:27 PM
About week and a half ago it was my dad's 48th birthday. We were taking pictures and he stuck candles up his nose. It was hilarious.
ThroneofDravaris
11-03-2005, 01:49 PM
A Skeksis.
Note: If you know what that is, your life sucks.
Reine
11-03-2005, 01:59 PM
Obviously a finger, a pen, pencil, chip, cotton swab, toilet paper (CLEAN mind you!!), damn flying bugs, someone elses finger...Im sur theirs a lot more, but my usually good memory is fuzzy, i still feel a bit stoned from the other night
Dignified Pauper
11-03-2005, 03:53 PM
My english teacher was in highschool told us about a student she once had, when she taught elementary, who stuck a bean up his nose and then pushed it up as far as it could go until it was stuck. Apparently, the bean sprouted. It spread through his nasal cavities and around and above his eyes and he was always getting headaches. A little root appeared at his nostril, and when they pulled it, his whole face moved. He had to spray some sort of nasal spray in his nost for two weeks until the bean and the roots turned to powder.
I don't know if it's true, but it certainly was interesting.
Breine
11-04-2005, 08:48 PM
My english teacher was in highschool told us about a student she once had, when she taught elementary, who stuck a bean up his nose and then pushed it up as far as it could go until it was stuck. Apparently, the bean sprouted. It spread through his nasal cavities and around and above his eyes and he was always getting headaches. A little root appeared at his nostril, and when they pulled it, his whole face moved. He had to spray some sort of nasal spray in his nost for two weeks until the bean and the roots turned to powder.
I don't know if it's true, but it certainly was interesting.
That's just scary... I once put a coin in my nose, though. Fun, fun.
Shoden
11-04-2005, 09:36 PM
one time I was watching Father Ted I took a big gulp of coke then some funny scene came on and coke went out my nose.
eestlinc
11-04-2005, 10:06 PM
http://www.swordswallow.com/Xray_Fakiren_Orthae_fork.jpg
http://www.swordswallow.com/Xray_Fakiren_Orthae_fork.jpg
lol :p
Slothy
11-05-2005, 02:46 AM
When I was a kid (maybe 1 or 2), there was a button sitting on the coffee table (I believe my mom was going to use it for something). My mom went to leave the room for a minute and told me not to eat the button. I took her quite literally and shoved it up my nose instead. We had to go to the doctor who made me sneeze it out.
Del Murder
11-06-2005, 06:55 AM
Was it a silver spoon?
Now there's someone who clicked on the topic and then Add Reply.
Del Murder
11-06-2005, 07:07 AM
I know what the topic is.
Yamaneko
11-06-2005, 07:27 AM
Was there any nostril penetration?
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