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GunbladeMaster
11-02-2005, 08:44 PM
how bout some riddles
does anybody know any good riddles?

heres one:

A wife shot her husband then she dipped him in water than hung him up to dry. An hour later she went out to dinner with him. How is this possible?

Alive-Cat
11-02-2005, 08:45 PM
She wore him!!!! As skin, like a FREAK!

Old Manus
11-02-2005, 08:49 PM
Because it is

GunbladeMaster
11-02-2005, 08:50 PM
that is a good answer but its no the right one ;)

Spammerman
11-02-2005, 08:51 PM
SHe didnt shoot him with a lethal gun, maybe something that shoots like a camera perhaps.

GunbladeMaster
11-02-2005, 08:53 PM
yup yup
she was a photographer
and took a shot of her hubby then did the whole photographing process

Rye
11-02-2005, 09:00 PM
The only one I know is what starts with f and ends in u c k? And no, it's not a naughty word. :D

Meat Puppet
11-02-2005, 09:01 PM
fire engine

Spammerman
11-02-2005, 09:02 PM
firetruck. ANyways. Its a box with no doors or openings, yet inside it holds the color of gold. WHat is it?

Shoeberto
11-02-2005, 09:03 PM
FIRETRUCK

Okay, I have one. Two monkies are playing a game of chess. Wait, no. They just finished. They finished playing chess. And the one monkey says, "Now that's what I call castling!" Crap, no. It was checkers. They were playing checkers and...screw it. I'm no good at riddles.

GunbladeMaster
11-02-2005, 09:11 PM
firetruck. ANyways. Its a box with no doors or openings, yet inside it holds the color of gold. WHat is it?

pee

Strider
11-02-2005, 09:16 PM
What do I have in my pocket?

Spammerman
11-02-2005, 09:16 PM
no

DarkLadyNyara
11-02-2005, 11:16 PM
Its a box with no doors or openings, yet inside it holds the color of gold. WHat is it?
An egg. You sooo stole that from The Hobbit

This one is from the same place.

This thing all things devours:
Birds, beasts, trees, flowers;
Gnaws iron, bites steel;
Grinds hard stones to meal;
Slays king, ruins town,
And beats high mountain down.

Odaisé Gaelach
11-02-2005, 11:24 PM
DarkLadyNyara's riddle is Time. Now my turn:

A man walks into a bar and asks for a glass of water. The barman takes out a shotgun and fires it once up into the air. The man says, "Thank you," and then walks out again.

Why did this happen?

DarkLadyNyara
11-02-2005, 11:25 PM
He had hiccups.

Odaisé Gaelach
11-02-2005, 11:26 PM
He had hiccups.

Damn, I thought that was a hard one...

DarkLadyNyara
11-02-2005, 11:27 PM
What starts with "e" ends with "e" and contains only one letter?

Sasquatch
11-02-2005, 11:29 PM
Envelope.

Xaven
11-03-2005, 12:20 AM
Two CSI officers drive up to a lake and find two pairs of clothes, a broken match, and one dead body. How did the person die?

Neco Arc
11-03-2005, 12:22 AM
lung cancer...

Xaven
11-03-2005, 12:28 AM
:nonono: :roll: :nonono:

Nope.:)

The Summoner of Leviathan
11-03-2005, 12:31 AM
Of a heart attack in the middle of sex?

Lord Xehanort
11-03-2005, 12:52 AM
The person was raped and killed. They were kidnapped by their lover, along with someone else. Both were stripped and raped, then killed. One of them was tossed in the lake, then the killer was caught by the CSI. The 'broken match' is the collapse of their relationship. The two pairs of clothes are from the two victims, and the one body is the one outside the lake.

I SO made that up.

Xaven
11-03-2005, 01:11 AM
Not even close.

Meat Puppet
11-03-2005, 01:13 AM
a man walks into a bar
and says "ouch"

Spammerman
11-03-2005, 01:13 AM
a nuclear powered batch of monkeys attacked people making them dissapear into thin air and leafing their clothes and one stepped on a match and broke it.:choc2:

DarkLadyNyara
11-03-2005, 01:17 AM
Just give us the answer. The suspense is killing me.

Xaven
11-03-2005, 01:24 AM
Oh, wait. This is the wrong type or riddle. This is one of those yes/no question ones. Just drop it. I wanna save it for later.

NEXT!!!

ffxfreak93
11-03-2005, 01:40 AM
i got one

whats long,hard and full of se_mon?


or...

try to guess whats in my pocket i'll give you a hint
it's hard and has a head on it

DarkLadyNyara
11-03-2005, 01:41 AM
A submarine...

Heres one
A 4 letter word
Used to describe a female
Enda in "unt"


... (no, it's not that).

Meat Puppet
11-03-2005, 01:42 AM
What the hell is a seamon?
http://www.ncems.org/images/People/Advisory_Council/Tony%20Seamon.JPG

ffxfreak93
11-03-2005, 02:52 AM
A submarine...


that was too easy i'd exepect alot of people to know that one


What the hell is a seamon?
http://www.ncems.org/images/People/Advisory_Council/Tony%20Seamon.JPG
:kaolaugh:



BTW can anyone answer my second question?(just to refresh your memory)---------------------->try to guess whats in my pocket i'll give you a hint
it's hard and has a head on it

Shadow_Wolf 6354
11-03-2005, 04:29 AM
a lighter a match a barbie or ken doll....the list is endless

yyur yyub
icur yy4me now what the funky chicken is tha meaning of that one hay?

the differenc between you an me is...i make this look good

Mittopotahis
11-03-2005, 12:38 PM
yyur yyub
icur yy4me now what the funky chicken is tha meaning of that one hay?

Too wise you are, too wise you be. I see you are too wise for me.

escobert
11-03-2005, 04:19 PM
It ends the universe and time, it starts every ending and ends every rhyme. What is it?

GunbladeMaster
11-03-2005, 04:32 PM
eh

escobert
11-03-2005, 04:39 PM
:D

Doomtrain 770
11-03-2005, 04:39 PM
A vowel?

escobert
11-03-2005, 04:40 PM
yes, you suck however.

Doomtrain 770
11-03-2005, 04:44 PM
Ummm... I can't think of anything at the moment.

Sasquatch
11-03-2005, 04:50 PM
that try to guess whats in my pocket i'll give you a hint
it's hard and has a head on it

Coin.


Heres one
A 4 letter word
Used to describe a female
Enda in "unt"


... (no, it's not that).

Aunt.

Jess
11-03-2005, 04:50 PM
A man rode into town on Wednesday, he stayed at a hotel for two nights and left on a Monday, how is that possible?

GunbladeMaster
11-03-2005, 04:50 PM
may i?

What appears once a year, twice a week but never in a day?

Jess: he teleported\time travel

Jess
11-03-2005, 04:52 PM
may i?

What appears once a year, twice a week but never in a day?

Jess: he teleported

No, and the letter 'E'

GunbladeMaster
11-03-2005, 04:53 PM
yup

Doomtrain 770
11-03-2005, 04:54 PM
A man rode into town on Wednesday, he stayed at a hotel for two nights and left on a Monday, how is that possible?
He was on a horse named Wednesday.

Spiffing Cheese
11-03-2005, 04:58 PM
1. A man pushes his car to a hotel, pays the owner of the hotel and pushes his car away. What was he doing?

2. You have a barrel, filled to the top with water, which weighs 150 kilos. What can you add to the barrel to make it lighter?

3. The man who made it doesn't want it. The man who bought it doesn't use it. The man who uses it doesn't know it. What is it?

4. Each morning I appear
To lie at your feet, all day I will follow
No matter how fast you run
Yet I nearly perish in the midday sun

What am I?

Doomtrain 770
11-03-2005, 04:59 PM
2. You have a barrel, filled to the top with water, which weighs 150 kilos. What can you add to the barrel to make it lighter?

4. Each morning I appear
To lie at your feet, all day I will follow
No matter how fast you run
Yet I nearly perish in the midday sun

What am I?
2. A hole
4. Your shadow

CaZ!
11-03-2005, 06:29 PM
A man rode into town on Wednesday, he stayed at a hotel for two nights and left on a Monday, how is that possible?
The horse he rode to town was called Wednesday!

ffxfreak93
11-03-2005, 07:36 PM
Coin.


%$#@!!!!!!!!!!!

GunbladeMaster
11-03-2005, 07:44 PM
A doctor and a boy were fishing. The boy was the doctor's son, but the doctor was not the boy's father. Who was the doctor?

ffxfreak93
11-03-2005, 07:51 PM
his step dad:confused:

GunbladeMaster
11-03-2005, 07:53 PM
nope
it is the doctors biological son
and this is not a trick question


BTW Did you hear the story about the skunk?
bah nevermind
it stinks ;)

xX.Silver.Wings.Xx
11-03-2005, 07:59 PM
The boy caught a fish and the doctor said "come on my son!!" ?

GunbladeMaster
11-03-2005, 08:02 PM
uh nuh

ffxfreak93
11-03-2005, 08:17 PM
nope
it is the doctors biological son
and this is not a trick question


BTW Did you hear the story about the skunk?
bah nevermind
it stinks ;)

ooooooooooooooooooohhhh.....

GunbladeMaster
11-03-2005, 08:25 PM
i didnt say the answer BTW if that was what u were thinking

ffxfreak93
11-03-2005, 08:27 PM
sorry

Spammerman
11-03-2005, 08:39 PM
teh doctor is the mother.
THe one abou tthe man who made it doesnt want it, the man who bought it doesnt use it, and the man who uses it doesnt know it, thats a coffin.

GunbladeMaster
11-03-2005, 08:40 PM
yes

hows that?

Spiffing Cheese
11-03-2005, 08:53 PM
2. A hole
4. Your shadow

Correct!

Spammerman
11-03-2005, 11:40 PM
What goesr really fast no matter what way you spell it?

GooeyToast
11-04-2005, 12:21 AM
Racecar

Spammerman
11-04-2005, 12:23 AM
yup.

GooeyToast
11-04-2005, 01:00 AM
It's more powerful than God.
It's more evil than the devil.
The poor have it.
The rich need it.
If you eat it, you'll die.

What am I?

Spammerman
11-04-2005, 01:00 AM
nothing

GooeyToast
11-04-2005, 01:02 AM
Of course good sir

Spammerman
11-04-2005, 01:04 AM
call me link. ANyone got anything harder?

Lord Xehanort
11-04-2005, 01:07 AM
1. A man pushes his car to a hotel, pays the owner of the hotel and pushes his car away. What was he doing?

Playing Monopoly.

Easiest Riddle of All Time: What has 4 legs at dawn, 2 at noon, and 3 at dusk?

Something Harder: Think of words ending in -GRY. Angry and hungry are two of them. There are only three words in the English language. What is the third word? The word is something that everyone uses every day. If you have listened carefully, I have already told you what it is.

The Summoner of Leviathan
11-04-2005, 01:09 AM
Man

Yeah the Riddle of the Sphinx is pretty common...

Lord Xehanort
11-04-2005, 01:12 AM
What about my other riddle, loverboy?

GooeyToast
11-04-2005, 01:16 AM
I am the black child of a white father;
A wingless bird, flying even to the clouds of heaven.
I give birth to tears of mourning in pupils that meet me,
and at once on my birth I am dissolved into air.

EDIT: Sorry

Lord Xehanort
11-04-2005, 01:17 AM
I swear I just posted that......

Freya
11-04-2005, 01:24 AM
Language


I live in darkness,
but not in light.
Im out in the daytime,
and absent at night.
I'm in the deepest shadow,
hidden in plain sight.
What am i?

Spammerman
11-04-2005, 01:25 AM
A star

Lord Xehanort
11-04-2005, 01:25 AM
The Sun?

Gooey, is the answer to yours 'smoke' or 'smog'?

Spammerman
11-04-2005, 01:26 AM
what do u think the sun is, a planet?

Lord Xehanort
11-04-2005, 01:28 AM
I know this, however, it is the only star visible at day and absent at night, so for these purposes, I would consider the two separate. 'Star' is too vague...

Besides, your post wasn't there when I began to reply...

Freya
11-04-2005, 01:28 AM
It's not sun or star

GooeyToast
11-04-2005, 01:29 AM
No the answer is fishsticks

Spammerman
11-04-2005, 01:32 AM
a shadow for lekana's riddle.

Lord Xehanort
11-04-2005, 01:33 AM
gooey: How the deuce do you come to THAT conclusion?

"I am the black child of a white father;
A wingless bird, flying even to the clouds of heaven.
I give birth to tears of mourning in pupils that meet me,
and at once on my birth I am dissolved into air."

How does 'fishsticks' work?

EDIT: That makes sense, link... the fact that the word 'shadow' was in the riddle threw me...

GooeyToast
11-04-2005, 01:34 AM
It was a joke :lol:

Freya
11-04-2005, 01:34 AM
I live in darkness,
but not in light.
Im out in the daytime,
and absent at night.
I'm in the deepest shadow,
hidden in plain sight.
What am i?
Aw come on guys this was on the radio today and someone won free arbys for lunch.
It's not a shadow because shadow is in the riddle and if there was light there would be a shadow of yourself.

Lord Xehanort
11-04-2005, 01:35 AM
on the radio in what state?

The Summoner of Leviathan
11-04-2005, 01:36 AM
Hun, your second riddle sounds familliar...but I can;t think at the moment, also I swear you editted your post after I replied, unless my eyes are really getting bad...

It can't be a shadow, cuz they live in the light...

Spammerman
11-04-2005, 01:37 AM
Blade

Freya
11-04-2005, 01:37 AM
wyoming, they have riddles everyweekday and if you get it you get a free arbys lunch.

Lord Xehanort
11-04-2005, 01:38 AM
It was answered by lekana... language.

*thinks hard* RAVEN!?

The Summoner of Leviathan
11-04-2005, 01:41 AM
Is Gooey's a "shade" as in a soul of the dead?

Freya
11-04-2005, 01:41 AM
give up? Yall are gonna be like duh when you figure it out though

Lord Xehanort
11-04-2005, 01:43 AM
Grr... note to self: destroy wyoming.

The Summoner of Leviathan
11-04-2005, 01:43 AM
I would say humans for some reason...

Lord Xehanort
11-04-2005, 01:45 AM
Tell us lekana... I command you!!!!!

GooeyToast
11-04-2005, 01:46 AM
No! I am getting closer, I can feel it.....

Lord Xehanort
11-04-2005, 01:49 AM
Don't flatter yourself, gooey... it's so strange. What could live in darkness, but be out at daytime and absent at night? Raven kinda made sense, since it is black...

The Summoner of Leviathan
11-04-2005, 01:49 AM
A flower blossom

Freya
11-04-2005, 01:50 AM
Ok im bored of waiting.

I live in darkness,
but not in light.
Im out in the daytime,
and absent at night.
I'm in the deepest shadow,
hidden in plain sight.
What am i?

It's the letter D

Lord Xehanort
11-04-2005, 01:51 AM
*speaking as Scar* I despise those damned letter riddles....

GooeyToast
11-04-2005, 01:51 AM
A bat, an eye, or the letter "a"?

The Summoner of Leviathan
11-04-2005, 01:51 AM
*twitches* Ohhh...It like the time and end one...

GooeyToast
11-04-2005, 01:52 AM
I had a suspicion it was a letter, but the clues didn't seem to add up to "d"

The Summoner of Leviathan
11-04-2005, 01:53 AM
Hey I got one...

A great emperor's fallen moon
The endless cycle
Sans genesis
Sans end

What am I?

Freya
11-04-2005, 01:53 AM
k heres another one

You can have me but cannot hold me;
Gain me and quickly lose me.
If treated with care I can be great,
And if betrayed I will break.
What am I?

it anit a letter this time

Edit: epp gt one before meh

The Summoner of Leviathan
11-04-2005, 01:56 AM
Is it love or a kiss or heart?

Spammerman
11-04-2005, 01:56 AM
love

GooeyToast
11-04-2005, 02:01 AM
Hey I got one...

A great emperor's fallen moon
The endless cycle
Sans genesis
Sans end

What am I?

Circle?

Freya
11-04-2005, 02:02 AM
Summoner, i have no idea.... NO IDEA.....

And it's not love

The Summoner of Leviathan
11-04-2005, 02:04 AM
*thinks more about Lekena's riddle*

And no it is not a circle, but close...

EDIT: Because no one is guessing...Is it fame?

GooeyToast
11-04-2005, 02:15 AM
Sphere? The first line is what puzzles me.

Freya
11-04-2005, 02:16 AM
I have to go to my homework so i'm gonna leave so i'll tell you.

It's trust.

And Summoner, i canb't think of any anwser yours is hard i'll be thinking of it forever now.

The Summoner of Leviathan
11-04-2005, 02:19 AM
I would of not thought of that, though I figured it was something intangible cuz of the first line...

To Gooey: The first line has a histrorical context to it. Once you do that, think more about the last part of the line...

GooeyToast
11-04-2005, 02:20 AM
Neptune?

tidus_rox
11-04-2005, 02:23 AM
Well, this is kinda off topic with the riddles and all but any one no when FF VII advent children is comin out thx!

The Summoner of Leviathan
11-04-2005, 02:25 AM
Nope, circle was your closes guess so far...

GooeyToast
11-04-2005, 02:40 AM
I give up, although I know I'm on the brink of discovery....

Damn!

The Summoner of Leviathan
11-04-2005, 02:42 AM
Do not give up, if you think you are close keep on going! It no point of doing something halfway through!

GooeyToast
11-04-2005, 02:58 AM
The One Ring?

The Summoner of Leviathan
11-04-2005, 02:59 AM
Nothing to do with LoTR...I said historical...Think more of the City of Seven Hills historical...

GooeyToast
11-04-2005, 03:11 AM
Colosseum or Circus Maximus?

If neither of those are right, just say the answer and end me of my misery.

The Summoner of Leviathan
11-04-2005, 03:20 AM
It is infinity....

The first line refers to Augustus, who the month (Moon should have clued this) of August, which number is 8. When the number 8 is "fallen" to its side it looks like the symbol for infinite. The rest is self explainatory...

GooeyToast
11-04-2005, 03:23 AM
Well at least it wasn't one of those riddles in which you feel like an idiot after you see the answer. That was freaking hard dude (although Augustus and the month of August was one of the first things I considered)

GunbladeMaster
11-04-2005, 07:41 AM
Heres one:

What has roots that nobody sees, and is taller than trees.
Up, up it goes, and yet it never grows.
What is it?

Karl
11-04-2005, 07:54 AM
I've heard that one before, but i cant remember where...

more importantly i cant remember the answer

Lord Xehanort
11-04-2005, 10:48 AM
Mountain.

GunbladeMaster
11-04-2005, 11:24 AM
yup

Black Angel
11-05-2005, 06:45 PM
Ok......This really isnt a riddle but can u figure out the person who did this?


_ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ took an ax and gave her father 40 whacks,
When she saw what she had done,she gave her mother 41......



Who is this person?

The Summoner of Leviathan
11-05-2005, 06:50 PM
Lizzy Borden I think...

Freya
11-05-2005, 06:52 PM
oh oh oh i know htis one its umm let me think.... Lizzie Borden right?

GunbladeMaster
11-05-2005, 06:53 PM
i dont get it

Zeldy
11-05-2005, 06:54 PM
If a tree collapses but nobody is around to hear it does the tree make a noise?

Is that even a riddle..? *confuzzled*

GunbladeMaster
11-05-2005, 06:59 PM
huh :confused: :confused:

Spammerman
11-05-2005, 07:58 PM
If a tree collapses but nobody is around to hear it does the tree make a noise?

Is that even a riddle..? *confuzzled*
No. It's a philosophical question.

Tama2
11-05-2005, 08:03 PM
A hunter walks 5 miles due south from camp. He shoots a bear. He then walks 3 miles due east and finds that he is the same distance from the camp as from where he shot the bear. What color is the bear?

GunbladeMaster
11-05-2005, 08:06 PM
brown

or its actually a beer :rolleyes2

Old Manus
11-05-2005, 08:06 PM
Answer to all riddles are yes.

Tama2
11-05-2005, 08:08 PM
brown

or its actually a beer :rolleyes2

No, and please don't cheese out on me and use process of elimination. I won't to know if anyone knows it for sure. :D

Spammerman
11-05-2005, 08:08 PM
if its a black bear then brown and red. If its a grizzly bear its brown and red. Brown or balck being the fur coat and rted being the blood.

Tama2
11-05-2005, 08:08 PM
if its a black bear then brown and red. If its a grizzly bear its brown and red. Brown or balck being the fur coat and rted being the blood.

Nope....

GunbladeMaster
11-05-2005, 08:09 PM
i thinks its a trick question

like the answer will be something like
"what bear?"

well he never took the bear with him so its no color

boris no no
11-05-2005, 08:11 PM
how bout some riddles
does anybody know any good riddles?

heres one:

A wife shot her husband then she dipped him in water than hung him up to dry. An hour later she went out to dinner with him. How is this possible?
just to point out thats not how to develop film or pictures :P
just to point out ^__^

Tama2
11-05-2005, 08:11 PM
i thinks its a trick question

like the answer will be something like
"what bear?"

Nope. There is a slight mathmatical involvment process to it.

GunbladeMaster
11-05-2005, 08:13 PM
just to point out thats not how to develop film or pictures :P
just to point out ^__^

just to point out right ;)


Nope. There is a slight mathmatical involvment process to it.

math=bleh

boris no no
11-05-2005, 08:15 PM
there is no spoon.....wait

he went down the river using the bear as a raft and then the bear fell apart and became nothing so the bear is....SEE THROUGH!

sorry i have no idea xD



just to point out thats not how to develop film or pictures :P
just to point out ^__^


just to point out right

seriously. i did photography for 4 years :P i know it wasnt water we used for developing

GunbladeMaster
11-05-2005, 08:20 PM
well thats what i saw in the movies :rolleyes2

boris no no
11-05-2005, 08:28 PM
well thats what i saw in the movies :rolleyes2
the movies are not always right

GunbladeMaster
11-05-2005, 08:29 PM
:rolleyes2

Karl
11-05-2005, 09:59 PM
is the bear blue cuz i said so?

Tama2
11-05-2005, 10:58 PM
is the bear blue cuz i said so?

No, 'cos what you say doesn't go. Only one man can say things like that.... wait...
only one a machine.

A.N.N.A

Lord Xehanort
11-06-2005, 12:11 AM
The bear is white. He is camping in the Arctic. Due to the curve of the earth, the concept of mathematical distance is warped.

NeoTifa
11-06-2005, 12:40 AM
danget i was getting happy cause i thought i was the only one who had it! zut! futre toi! anyways.

there is a man living in spain. he had a barn. he decided he was sick of his life and he hung himself in the barn. the po po went there later to investigate and saw no ladders, no chair and no rafters that he could have used to hang himself, and the man was clearly dead. how did he hang himself?

Craig
11-06-2005, 12:41 AM
He stood on ONE OF HIS HORSEYS AND THEN THEY WALKED AWAY AND HE DIED

NeoTifa
11-06-2005, 12:50 AM
ermmm.... no

ViVincent
11-06-2005, 01:10 AM
Stood on a Giant Ice Block so as it melted he would hang himself!

Craig
11-06-2005, 01:11 AM
I prefered it with the Horse.

Sasquatch
11-06-2005, 01:23 AM
He hanged himself just like anybody else would. But he also set fire to the barn. It all burned down, that's why there was no ladder/chair/rafter. I mean, c'mon, a barn with no rafters?

NeoTifa
11-06-2005, 02:28 AM
no it was the block of ice. i forgot to mention that there was a puddle of water lol sry

ok new one!

a man left home, turned left around the corner 3 times only to find himself home again facing a man with a mask on. whats going on? (yet another easy one)

The Summoner of Leviathan
11-06-2005, 02:31 AM
He walked into a circle, and forgot that it was Halloween?

NeoTifa
11-06-2005, 02:32 AM
nope

Neco Arc
11-06-2005, 02:43 AM
he met Jim Carrey?

NeoTifa
11-06-2005, 03:31 AM
arg! no. lol i have an autographed piccy of jim carey

think. 3 corners

The Summoner of Leviathan
11-06-2005, 03:31 AM
He is in a wrestling match...

NeoTifa
11-06-2005, 03:34 AM
no but closer than jim carey ^_^

The Summoner of Leviathan
11-06-2005, 05:27 AM
Well the first part is that he walked in a circle...There turns in the same direction at the same intervals equals back to square one...Then I have no idea what is up with the masked guy...Maybe he returned home to find out he was being robbed?

ViVincent
11-06-2005, 05:27 AM
BASEBALL!
3 bases and the catcher at home plate :D

NeoTifa
11-06-2005, 05:30 AM
yes!!!!! you got it! i cant think of anymore though

ViVincent
11-06-2005, 05:33 AM
i went 2-2 im proud of myself. Lol i actually was gonna use that baseball one if i had to give a riddle. for solving the hanging one

GunbladeMaster
11-06-2005, 11:05 AM
It is said among my people that some things are improved by death.
Tell me, what stinks while living, but in death, smells good?

Neco Arc
11-06-2005, 11:21 AM
chicken?
chocobo?
mog/moogle?
tonberry?

GunbladeMaster
11-06-2005, 02:01 PM
ur close with the chicken...

Lord Xehanort
11-06-2005, 02:57 PM
Pigs. They smell disgusting unless they're cooked.

GunbladeMaster
11-06-2005, 03:00 PM
yep

Lord Xehanort
11-06-2005, 05:08 PM
Alright... let's see what I've got.


Music is playing loudly for all to hear. A man listens to it intently. The music stops. In a few brief moments, he is a lifeless mess on the ground. Why?

GunbladeMaster
11-06-2005, 05:15 PM
because the lyrics say "Breath in, Breath Out" ;)

thats actually a blond joke

but heres one:

Mr and Mrs. Egan are hosting a dinner party. For their main course they are serving roast duck.
While Mrs. Egan is entertaining the guests Mr. Egan goes into the kitchen to get the ready Roast Duck.

As he goes to the dining room he trips and drops the Roast Duck in front of all the guests and Mrs. Egan.

What can Mrs. Egan say to rescue the situation so that the guests will not think that they eating a dirty duck?

Spammerman
11-06-2005, 10:16 PM
This isnt the duck were eating.

Sasquatch
11-07-2005, 04:20 AM
"Dammit honey, you can't reveal my secret spices!"

Pant Leg Eater from the Bad World
11-07-2005, 06:31 AM
"Dont't worry, the floor is clean enough to eat off of."

Neco Arc
11-07-2005, 08:09 AM
because the lyrics say "Breath in, Breath Out" ;)

thats actually a blond joke

but heres one:

Mr and Mrs. Egan are hosting a dinner party. For their main course they are serving roast duck.
While Mrs. Egan is entertaining the guests Mr. Egan goes into the kitchen to get the ready Roast Duck.

As he goes to the dining room he trips and drops the Roast Duck in front of all the guests and Mrs. Egan.

What can Mrs. Egan say to rescue the situation so that the guests will not think that they eating a dirty duck?

hmm... pe - clean duck you know from peking duck?

Lord Xehanort
11-07-2005, 11:30 AM
Umm, it wasn't a blond joke. It's a legitimate riddle. The answer is not 'breathe in, breathe out'.

I edited the riddle for better comprehension. Next time, try to wait for confirmation, please.

GunbladeMaster
11-07-2005, 04:30 PM
Umm, it wasn't a blond joke. It's a legitimate riddle. The answer is not 'breathe in, breathe out'.

I edited the riddle for better comprehension. Next time, try to wait for confirmation, please.


sorry :(

no correct answers yet


hmm... pe - clean duck you know from peking duck?

i dont understand what u just said

The Summoner of Leviathan
11-07-2005, 04:39 PM
To Ansem: The man was at some kind of rally, and then local law enforcement came and were a little to excited?

Or his life was irrevocably tied to music, so once it stopped he died a grusome death as his organs imploded...

To GunbladeMaster: Their last name is Egan, and can be easily corrupted to "vegan". So they just make a corny pun on their name and say they are vegans.

GunbladeMaster
11-07-2005, 04:47 PM
Mr and Mrs. Egan are hosting a dinner party. For their main course they are serving roast duck.
While Mrs. Egan is entertaining the guests Mr. Egan goes into the kitchen to get the ready Roast Duck.

As he goes to the dining room he trips and drops the Roast Duck in front of all the guests and Mrs. Egan.

What can Mrs. Egan say to rescue the situation so that the guests will not think that they eating a dirty duck?

nah thats just to throw u off :p
study the wording

The Summoner of Leviathan
11-07-2005, 05:03 PM
"Don't worry I just cleaned the floors" ???

GunbladeMaster
11-07-2005, 05:06 PM
nope

Endless
11-07-2005, 06:04 PM
That it's roast chicken/goose. That way they'll think they're eating dirty roast chicken/goose. Or admit it, so that they know (and not think) that they're eating dirty...

GunbladeMaster
11-07-2005, 06:07 PM
uh no

*__*)
11-07-2005, 07:22 PM
She might say, "that is what was suppost to happen, it makes it tastier!" I don't know... would it be too much to ask for a hint?

GunbladeMaster
11-07-2005, 07:45 PM
um...
well what could she say as an excuse so that her husband HAS to get out of the dining room with the duck?

Sasquatch
11-07-2005, 09:02 PM
"FIRE!"

I have a feeling this is going to be incredibly stupid.

DarkLadyNyara
11-07-2005, 09:04 PM
Mr and Mrs. Egan are hosting a dinner party. For their main course they are serving roast duck.
While Mrs. Egan is entertaining the guests Mr. Egan goes into the kitchen to get the ready Roast Duck.

As he goes to the dining room he trips and drops the Roast Duck in front of all the guests and Mrs. Egan.

What can Mrs. Egan say to rescue the situation so that the guests will not think that they eating a dirty duck?

"Oh, don't worry. Just dump that one and get the other out of the oven."

GunbladeMaster
11-07-2005, 09:20 PM
oh its not stupid
its a logical, simple answer

OH i think u got it DarkladyNyra

well ill let DLN have it

this is what she could say:

"Oh honey, throw that duck out and get the 2nd one in the oven"
there is no second one, Mr Egan will go into the kitchen and come back with the same duck

DarkLadyNyara
11-07-2005, 10:11 PM
Okay, heres one:

The man who invented it doesn't want it. The man who bought it doesn't need it. The man who needs it doesn't know it. What is it?

Spammerman
11-07-2005, 10:17 PM
a coffin, some one posted it already

DarkLadyNyara
11-07-2005, 10:23 PM
a coffin, some one posted it already
Damn.

GunbladeMaster
11-07-2005, 10:23 PM
lol
its so popular

DarkLadyNyara
11-07-2005, 10:27 PM
A certain crime is punishable if attempted but not punishable if committed. What is it?

Lord Xehanort
11-07-2005, 10:47 PM
Suicide.

Music is playing loudly for all to hear. A man listens to it intently. The music stops. In a few brief moments, he is a lifeless mess on the ground. Why?

DarkLadyNyara
11-07-2005, 10:51 PM
Didn't someone ask that one already?

From the beginning of eternity
To the end of time and space
To the beginning of every end
And the end of every place.
What am I?

Lord Xehanort
11-07-2005, 10:57 PM
I did... and no one EVER replied. So I am taking control of the field and launching my facist regime.

And please tell me that the answer to yours isn't some Christian nonsense.

DarkLadyNyara
11-07-2005, 11:11 PM
I see...

And please tell me that the answer to yours isn't some Christian nonsense.

No. Dear god, no. Not even close.

Spammerman
11-07-2005, 11:52 PM
The letter E

Sasquatch
11-08-2005, 12:28 AM
Here's one from a long time ago. I wouldn't be surprised if somebody got it quickly, or if it's already been posted, but something's got to keep this going, especially considering the last two really lame ones.

Better than God
Worse than Satan
Rich people want it
Poor people have it

The Summoner of Leviathan
11-08-2005, 12:50 AM
Ansem people did replied, even I made two guesses, though one non-serious...

Sasquatch: Happiness?

Ansem: Heart attack?

Lord Xehanort
11-08-2005, 01:23 AM
Dark Lady, Sassy was right with E... damned letter riddles.

Sassy: That was is 'nothing'.

Now stop getting sidetracked and attempt my riddle of doom! And it is not heart attack.

HINT: He died of a broken neck...

The Summoner of Leviathan
11-08-2005, 01:48 AM
He was headbanging too hard?

ViVincent
11-08-2005, 05:18 AM
To answer Sasquatch and leave the sole focus on Ansem's Riddle: Nothing. that is the answer now quit jumpin past Ansem's!

Lord Xehanort
11-08-2005, 11:24 AM
Good answer... but wrong.

HINT: He fell on his head.

GunbladeMaster
11-08-2005, 11:31 AM
he was dancing to the music and when it stopped he died?

Sasquatch
11-08-2005, 04:16 PM
I was thinking it was a heart monitor, which would make sense, but not if he broke his neck. Now I'm thinking he lost at "musical parachutes".

DarkLadyNyara
11-08-2005, 06:05 PM
Now I'm thinking he lost at "musical parachutes".
:chuckle: :laughing: :lol: :laugh:

Doomie
11-08-2005, 09:43 PM
The game was musical chairs. The music stopped, and the guy tried to sit down. However, someone pulled the chair back. His ass missed the chair and the back of his hit fell hard on the front of the chair. He broke his neck. :(

Lord Xehanort
11-09-2005, 12:24 AM
Okay, maybe this isn't a good riddle...

The answer is: he was a tightrope walker. He was blindfolded and walking the rope, listening to the music. When it stops, he is at the other side, or at least he is supposed to be. However, the music ends early and he bows while on the rope, thus falling and dying.

Someone just go... *withdraws*

The Summoner of Leviathan
11-09-2005, 12:30 AM
A hint would have helped...

I give it another try...

Five paths cross ten times,
Bound by eternity they make a sign.
For those that make lead to gold,
It is mind over matter.

What am I?

Sasquatch
11-09-2005, 04:28 AM
The answer is: he was a tightrope walker. He was blindfolded and walking the rope, listening to the music. When it stops, he is at the other side, or at least he is supposed to be. However, the music ends early and he bows while on the rope, thus falling and dying.

I still think "musical parachutes" was better. :D


Five paths cross ten times,
Bound by eternity they make a sign.
For those that make lead to gold,
It is mind over matter.

Hmmm ... "those that make lead into gold" would have something to do with alchemists/alchemy, perhaps. As for the rest of it. No clue.

Lord Xehanort
11-09-2005, 11:09 AM
The insignia of FMA?

The Summoner of Leviathan
11-09-2005, 12:36 PM
I never saw FMA, and plus my riddle is more general of an answer.

BTW Sasquatch the third line does refer to alchemist, but it is the line after it that tells you specifically what I am refering to.

Hint: Think of the type of thing the solution of my last riddle was...

Spammerman
11-09-2005, 12:45 PM
teh sign for infinity?

Sasquatch
11-09-2005, 03:33 PM
I was thinking "bound by eternity" had something to do with the sign for infinity being thrown in there, but wasn't sure.

The Summoner of Leviathan
11-09-2005, 04:27 PM
Not infinite, but the point that it was a symbol, and so is this answer.

Think what else can represent eternity...

Sasquatch
11-09-2005, 05:04 PM
... is it just me, or does Ansem have a picture of a penis in his sig?

Anyway. I'm thinking something about a circle? But that wouldn't really fit the rest of it. As in, you know, a circle just goes on and on around, like eternity, or whatnot. Hell, I dunno.

GunbladeMaster
11-09-2005, 05:05 PM
xD!!!!

ViVincent
11-09-2005, 09:48 PM
Hmmmm is it a Star? 5 lines i think they cross ten times. Stars are usually gold?

Spammerman
11-09-2005, 10:04 PM
a circle?

Empu-Dragon
11-09-2005, 10:08 PM
DNA?

Lord Xehanort
11-09-2005, 10:57 PM
There is no penis in my sig. That thing above the dark red energy ball is Yggdrasill's finger... though now you have given me naughty thoughts...

GhandiOwnsYou
11-10-2005, 02:18 AM
The Olympics. Five circles cross ten times in the Olymbic Logo, winners take gold.

Life in the Air, Death in the sea.
Death to the Land and the Air when used in multitudes
And still bringing joy to the children at sight.

Have at it folks

The Summoner of Leviathan
11-10-2005, 03:03 AM
Ummm...no...That is not the answer.
If you put two members' post together and realize what it makes, then you have the answer.

Sasquatch
11-10-2005, 03:14 AM
If you put two members' post together and realize what it makes, then you have the answer.

So far, in the recent posts, we have star, circle, infinity, penis, and the double-helix of DNA. So what combination is it?


Life in the Air, Death in the sea.
Death to the Land and the Air when used in multitudes
And still bringing joy to the children at sight.

Snow.

GhandiOwnsYou
11-10-2005, 03:16 AM
Nada

The Summoner of Leviathan
11-10-2005, 03:16 AM
If I told you it would be too easy...

GhandiOwnsYou
11-10-2005, 03:56 AM
*shrug* The first time i read it i missed that it was "turns to" gold. if it had something to do with GETTING gold.... yeah, ridiculously easy. now? I aint even trying. lol

ViVincent
11-10-2005, 04:27 AM
is it that crazy anarchy or satan symbol a star in a circle?

The Summoner of Leviathan
11-10-2005, 04:34 AM
is it that crazy anarchy or satan symbol a star in a circle?
Since you are the closest, you got it.

It was a pentagram 9also called pentacle), an upright one to be specific.

The five paths part indicated the star.
Eternity bound meant the circle that encompasses it.
THe thing about the alchemist is as follows. In alchemy they also used the pentagram. Each point represented an element: earth, fire, water, air, and light (can be viewed as mind). In the upright pentagram the topmost point was designated to the element light. One could interpret the symbol representing mind (light) above the other four elements (matter).

ViVincent
11-10-2005, 04:43 AM
I got no riddles soooooooooo someone else take err away! I just like to solve them........soooo riddle me!

GunbladeMaster
11-10-2005, 07:55 AM
You approach two talking doors. One door leads to the City of Truth, while the other door leads to the City of Liars. You do not know which door is which. You are able to ask only one question to determine which door is which. The door that leads to the City of Liars always speaks lies, while the door that leads to the City of Truth always speaks the truth. You want to go to the City of Truth. What question do you ask to determine which door leads to the City of Truth

Lord Xehanort
11-10-2005, 10:46 AM
Ask one of them "Which door would the other door say leads to the City of Truth?" If the door that only lies answers, he will lead you to the City of Liars; and if the truthful door answers, he will ALSO lead you to the City of Liars, since the question was "what would the OTHER say". In this case, you would take the door that the doors didn't lead you to.

Sweetheart, why did you go and tell it? I finally had it! *pouts*

My riddle now:
The path from the heavens
to crust
to core
Ridden by the greatest of lords
whose transportation I bore

What am I?


Lots of mythology here...

The Summoner of Leviathan
11-10-2005, 02:24 PM
Sweetheart, why did you go and tell it? I finally had it! *pouts*

My riddle now:
The path from the heavens
to crust
to core
Ridden by the greatest of lords
whose transportation I bore

What am I?


Lots of mythology here...
Because he was right more or less, and I hated to wait for a closer guess. So do not pout.

Mythology...In my element...

Well often the upper realms of heaven were connected to the middle realms of man by rainbows, which is present in both Nordic and Greek myth. The core I assume has to do with the Underworld in which by tradition is entered through so sort of cave, or path way. Now also within the underworld we have pathways there too.

So now...*thinks* The Greatest of Lords would suggest the high god...I personally think yo uare refering to Odin's (Woden, Wodin, or however of the many ways you spell it) stallion whose name is...*looks it up* (Nordic is not my strong point)...Sleipnir...

Or I am being over analytical and you are simply referifng to messages. Iris was the messenger of the gods, especially that of Hera. And when she came to Earth a rainbow path did she make. Also Hermes, the other messenger of the gods, main of Zeus, also went to the Underworld to guide the souls of the dead.

So my guesses are:

Sleipnir, messages, or souls of the dead.

Lord Xehanort
11-11-2005, 12:39 AM
That was what I wanted you to think. It has nothing to do with rainbows or caves, and is a simple one-word answer. Sleipnir was a mode of transportation that bore Odin. The answer to this bore the transportation (here meaning The act or an instance of transporting), or in other words, held his journey. I should also add that Odin did this journey to obtain wisdom of the Great ______.

I will give better hints later... I wanna make you suffer.

The Summoner of Leviathan
11-11-2005, 03:16 AM
Yggrdasil, it connected all the worlds...

Lord Xehanort
11-11-2005, 11:15 AM
See? Easy Yggdrasil connected Niflheim, Midgard and Asgard. Odin hung himself from the tree to obtain knowledge (why knowledge in death is a good thing is beyond me).

My other hint was going to be 'it's in my sig'.

The Summoner of Leviathan
11-11-2005, 12:18 PM
I forgot the transcending symbol of a tree...I am most fimiliar with Greek Myth. Odin's actions do make sense, yet this is not the time or the place to talk about it.

Spammerman
11-13-2005, 09:26 PM
If a rooster lays an egg on a hill, which way does it roll?

GunbladeMaster
11-13-2005, 09:28 PM
it doesnt Roosters dont lay eggs :lol:

Spammerman
11-13-2005, 09:29 PM
yup

GunbladeMaster
11-13-2005, 09:32 PM
What did the chicken say to the human?

Sasquatch
11-13-2005, 09:38 PM
This is a riddle thread, not a lame-ass joke thread.

GunbladeMaster
11-13-2005, 09:43 PM
soooooooooo
i couldnt think of anything

Pant Leg Eater from the Bad World
11-13-2005, 09:49 PM
This is a riddle thread, not a lame-ass joke thread.
Den post a riddle if youre so smart... cuase I dont know any...

DarkLadyNyara
11-14-2005, 05:39 PM
A woman is at her mothers funeral, and she meets a man and falls in love with him. That night, she kills her sister. Why?