Wet Dreams

[DynasticJam]

Okay, I don't want to seem rude or anything, but what are wet dreams all about? Im sorry this thread will probably be locked, but what are wet dreams all about, I mean I just don't know, why do we have them, is there any way of preventing them or do they only happen rarely? Please dont assume that Im a rude boy looking for attention, I'm being serious now.

[Dreddz]

You'll find out soon enough .......

[Alive-Cat]

Well, let's just say, I haven't got enough LEFT for a wet dream at the end of the night...;)

[GunbladeMaster]

its when a really really really horny person gets a naughty picture in their mind of someone they like and then they imagine a certain "uh uh" occuring
and then they burst some magical liquid while they sleep :)

that sums it up

let me ask u this Tommy, do u like girls?

[DynasticJam]

Well I know what they are, but why do they happen, can they only happen once in a while? Or what?

[?????]

and then they burst some magical liquid

You win. :hahaha: :hahaha: :hahaha:

[GunbladeMaster]

they happen cas kids are reeeeeeally hungry for "relaxation" ;)

u will probably, most likely, know when they happen

the only way to prevent them is to pee a lot so all the liquid is gone from ur body...dont qupte me on this....:D

[xX.Silver.Wings.Xx]

Don't worry about it. It's annoying, but it passes....

[Old Manus]

Ask rubah

[escobert]

Dunno never had one and I'm a 20 year old male. I just get sexed up too much :D

[Loudez]

some weird people on this site...very weird....

[Destai]

I never get them unless I go on pleasure strike.

[GunbladeMaster]

u said it dude :shifty:

[Destai]

I never get them unless I go on pleasure strike.
Im sorry...What I meant to write was... "ASK YOUR MOM"

[Alive-Cat]

Well, son, the birds and the bee's, ya gotta go with the flow, kid, yeah, man, go with the flow...

[GunbladeMaster]

literally go with the flow
lol

[Shlup]

Enough of your cryptic responses! Pfft. Wet dreams are no laughing matter.

Your body is constantly producing semen. If you don't take care of it with your hand, your mind will take care of it in your dreams. Want to cut down on wet dreams? Masturbate.

...ehehehehe

[xX.Silver.Wings.Xx]

literally go with the flow
lol
And keep thinkin those happy thoughts!!

[GunbladeMaster]

Enough of your cryptic responses! Pfft. Wet dreams are no laughing matter.

Your body is constantly producing semen. If you don't take care of it with your hand, your mind will take care of it in your dreams. Want to cut down on wet dreams? Masturbate.

...ehehehehe


way to spill the truth :mad:

[Old Manus]

YOU SEEM TO KNOW A LOT ABOUT IT SHLUP

[Shlup]

I do. What's your point?

[xX.Silver.Wings.Xx]

suppose thats the fun way...

[Old Manus]

you killed my joke




:(

[Shlup]

you killed my joke




:(
:kaoyatta:

[Alive-Cat]

way to spill the truth :mad:

Literally SPILL

[GunbladeMaster]

o
good one
:rolleyes2

[edczxcvbnm]

:kaoyatta:

That smily looks like it is getting ready to jack something off XD

Wet dreams become sticky mornings :P

[Zeldy]

:joey:

[Alive-Cat]

o
good one
:rolleyes2

Litterally GOOD ONE

[GunbladeMaster]

The stages of Wet Dreams:

:)
:D
:tongue:
:sleepy:
:excited:
In dream land...

:kiss:
:simon:
:yuck:
and finally...

:bigsmile:
:grinpink:
:hyper:
Paradise ;)

[DynasticJam]

Oh c'mon guys quit the jokes, I need some seriouse feedback, the last thing i need is cheeky jokes!

[Leeza]

Question has been answered in Post #17. Tommy, if you would like any more responses to your question, you may repost this in EoEO.