Things FF8 Characters Would Never Say...

[The Fat Bioware Nerd]

Squall : I see without seeing to me darkness is as clear as daylight what am I?

[GreenTea]

Zell: Squall is my dad and Selphie is his grand daughter...we are trapped in a "Well Organized Time Compressed" world as we speak...


OMFG! This is!!! This IS!!! THIS IS!!! EFFING HI-LA-RIOUS!! :laughing:

[The Fat Bioware Nerd]

Squall : I've got a date with Lulu tonight!She has massive breasts!

[_yeojina_]

In Squall's room...
Rinoa: Okay, we sent Angelo outside of your room. Now, let's get under your sheets! *Squall and Rinoa both get under his blanket on his bed*
Squall: Um, I can't find it... Oh no, wait, here it is!!! *Holds out glow-in-the-dark miniature models of the Gunblades*
Rinoa: Wow! That is so cool! Do you have another pair?
Squall: No, but you can get them for 2500 gil for the whole set. *Sniffs* What's that smell?
Rinoa: I'm really sorry... Angelo peed in you bed again... for revenge...

[Ramza Beoulve]

In Squall's room...
Rinoa: Okay, we sent Angelo outside of your room. Now, let's get under your sheets! *Squall and Rinoa both get under his blanket on his bed*
Squall: Um, I can't find it... Oh no, wait, here it is!!! *Holds out glow-in-the-dark miniature models of the Gunblades*
Rinoa: Wow! That is so cool! Do you have another pair?
Squall: No, but you can get them for 2500 gil for the whole set. *Sniffs* What's that smell?
Rinoa: I'm really sorry... Angelo peed in you bed again... for revenge...

WAY TO GO, this one is pretty good :)

[The Fat Bioware Nerd]

Squall : That's not your mother that's a man baby!

[Shiny]

Zell:"I can take you Mike Tyson!"
Cid:"I'm making Seifer in charge."
Quistis:"Congrats, Seifer, for making Seed!"
Squall: "You guys I need a hug."

[The Fat Bioware Nerd]

Squall : I wish that the fanfiction authors would stop using me in slash fanfiction stories.I'm not gay just because I want to be left alone doesn't mean that I'm a homosexual, so making me one I'm getting tired of this god damn it!:mad2:

[Twilight Edge]

Finally I thought of something!Here's part three...

Dr.Kadowaki(doc)walks into the room.
Selphie:Hey doc!Can you run a DNA test on these guys and see whose dad is who?
Doc:Sure,why not?
The DNA test was performed and the results will be out the next day.

The next day.
Doc:I don't know how to tell you this but...
Everybody:What?
Doc:Crystal is Cid and Edea's kid and Quetzel is Zell's granddaughter.
Everybody:WTF????!!!!

[~SapphireStar~]

Squall : I've got a date with Lulu tonight!She has massive breasts!

Squall: I wish to god he would stop comparing Final Fantasy to Star Wars and making poor attempts to make people laugh ... Lulu isnt even in my damm game man! Plus shes having a child with Wakka, Im not interested in her and if I was I would date someone for their personality, not their bra size ... Get a life man.


if you actually listened to rap music you would know this.
Attitude problem, not everyone has to listen to crap rap you know. It was a harmless question he asked.

[The Fat Bioware Nerd]

Squall: I wish to god he would stop comparing Final Fantasy to Star Wars and making poor attempts to make people laugh ... Lulu isnt even in my damm game man! Plus shes having a child with Wakka, Im not interested in her and if I was I would date someone for their personality, not their bra size ... Get a life man.


Attitude problem, not everyone has to listen to crap rap you know. It was a harmless question he asked.

I don't have a life?*Scoffs*You talk about Squall,Lulu,and Wakka like their real people.(I know I complained about slash fanfiction in a earlier, post but I think there are too many gay fan fics out there, I know I sound like I'm contradicting my self, but I know that the FF characters are not real I read fanfiction for fun.) I wasn't making poor attempts to make people laugh I just trying to have some fun that's the whole purpose of this thread isn't it?I don't have an atttitude problem I was just trying to make a point.You can dislike rap all you want I respect your opinion, but it isn't going any where it's going to be around for a long time.When I was comparing Final Fantasy VIII to Star Wars Episode II I was trying to make a point and that point was that in my opinion I felt like compared to the love story in Episode II the love story in FFVIII was poorly developed.Oh and I know that Lulu isn't in FFVIII I know that but do you know what else?...I don't care Kuja isn't in FFVIII either and he is in this thread.

[~SapphireStar~]

I don't have a life?*Scoffs*You talk about Squall,Lulu,and Wakka like their real people.
Says the guy going on about Squall going on a date.

[Leeza]

I started to delete a few posts, but after reading more I decided that it was not worth my time to go through all of that work. If the best you all can do is post sexual innuendo scenarios and try to go around the filters, etc., then this is getting closed.

John-912, Shadow he Red XIII Thing and Ultima Blader Draco: You had better clean up your acts. I don't want to see either of you going around the filters and I don't want to have to delete any more of your posts due to their content.

~SapphireStar~: Please cut out the modding. If you have problems with any of the poster, use the Warn button.