Things FF8 Characters Would Never Say...

[*~Angel Wing~*]

Okay, this should be fun!!!:D All you have to do is put down something that any FF8 character would never say. Pretty self explanatory... All right, I'll start:

Kiros: Wow, Laguna, man I just wanted to tell you that you're the most intelligent guy I have ever known. Your superb directional skills always get Ward and I where we need to be. And your charm with the ladies is unsurpassed. You..you're my hero!!!

I think you get the gist of it...:D

[Black Angel]

U got this off the FF10 forums, didnt u? In any case.....

Zell: "Squall.........Maybe its the 100 hotdogs I ate but I love u.......*choking sob*...I LUV U, MAN!!!!!!!!

[GunbladeMaster]

Laguna: I brought the right map.

[Neco Arc]

seifer to zell: hi there friend

[Rusty]

Laguna: I brought the right map.

xD Best one.

[GunbladeMaster]

:bigbiggri

[sub zero]

irvine: im gay come here zell

selphie: i hate trains and i wanna use a gunblade

squall: YES IM IN SeeD WHOOO WHOO WOOT WOOT WOOT YEEHAWW

zell:i passed cool

diablos: to much sitting on toilet not enught sleeping

[Black Angel]

:lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:
Rinoa: Come here, Squally!!!!

[Neco Arc]

Ellone: I can see dead people...

[Black Angel]

Edea: Geez......This thing on my back is killing me!!!!

[KadajDE]

Squall="Chicken wuss":D

[fire_of_avalon]

Zell: Man, I could go for some chicken wings.

[Flying Mullet]

Any FFVIII character: We're in the best FF ever!

[Christmas]

FF8 cast: We are all propagators ........

[GunbladeMaster]

lol

[GunbladeMaster]

Fujiin: I really dont have an accent.
Rajiin: Me neither, ya know?

[Mikeneko Rocker -- Tim]

Seifer: Squall, you're under arrest for grand theft auto.

[muzzer]

squall:i love u all

[Jessweeee♪]

Squall: I luvee wuvee you Zellykins!!!

[*~Angel Wing~*]

U got this off the FF10 forums, didnt u? In any case.....
Zell: "Squall.........Maybe its the 100 hotdogs I ate but I love u.......*choking sob*...I LUV U, MAN!!!!!!!!
No I didn't. I thought of it myself :D, but someone did tell me that there was one on the FFX forum. Oh well... NOW WE HAVE ONE HERE!!! :grinpink: :spin: :grinpink:

[blackline77]

zell: i hate hotdogs

squall:i want my mommy

norg: dang cid dont u luv (our) garden??.... that i mostly payed for....???

ifrit:dam its hot in here......

shiva: man im cold........

[Black Angel]

No I didn't. I thought of it myself :D, but someone did tell me that there was one on the FFX forum. Oh well... NOW WE HAVE ONE HERE!!! :grinpink: :spin: :grinpink:
WOO-HOO!!!! :beer:

[Neco Arc]

Quezacotl: i'm scared of lightning and thunder

[Shiny]

No I didn't. I thought of it myself :D, but someone did tell me that there was one on the FFX forum. Oh well... NOW WE HAVE ONE HERE!!! :grinpink: :spin: :grinpink:
Pretty much everything that's on here comes from FFX forum (except with different characters).

Irvine: "I believe in misogyny." (He hates women)
Seifer: "I'll never stab you in the back, Squall."
Selphie: "Trains are dumb and stupid and boring and dumb...and..."
Rinoa: "I'm going to become a nun."

:choc2:

[Neco Arc]

nice "quotes" SG :thumb:

[G SpOtZ]

rinoa: stop touching me!

zell: omg SQUALL! COMMENT ON MY LIVEJOURNAL!

Squall: zells livejournal is so cute! and sad =( because of his sad story.

Selphie: i wanna be like FITTY CENT WHEN I GROW UP TO BE BLACK!

Irvine: too bad my big gun doesn't represent anything about me =(

Quistis: rinoa, bend over.

Mooombas: G-G-G-G UNIT!

Laguna: you suckas, thas not any old element, that's an ISOTOPE.

Ward: hah. i totally just farted.

Kiros: hah. i totally just farted.

Ellone: hah. i totally just farted.

Ulti: you dudes want my castle? it's dark and lonely and scary. =( i dun wants it anymore.

[Reddragon]

Wedge: No pay for you this year!
Biggs: ...Should ve stayed home!

[loza]

Edea: squall i'm ur mum and cid is ur dad

squall: coolies!:p

[x_Hopeless_Deviate_x]

After using the Magic Lamp:

Diablos: I'm a genie, and I shall grant you three wishes!

Yeah it's lame, but oh well.
:p

[Neco Arc]

Wedge: No pay for you this year!
Biggs: ...Should ve stayed home!


hah hah...

lets see

Squall singing to Rinoa: "Baby, you and me, ain't nothing but mammals so lets do it like they do it on the Discovery Channel..." :D

[muzzer]

Mooombas: G-G-G-G UNIT!

Ellone: hah. i totally just farted.

lol:choc:

[GunbladeMaster]

hah hah...

lets see

Squall singing to Rinoa: "Baby, you and me, ain't nothing but mammals so lets do it like they do it on the Discovery Channel..." :D

:lol:
i love that song too :D

Squall: Remedy...1000 gil
Zell: Hi-Potion...500 gil
Irvine: Fuel...3000 gil
Ellone: Having the power to see in the past...priceless :)

For everything else there`s hotdogs

[Black Angel]

Moomba: MIKE JONES!!!!!
Other moombas: WHO?
Moomba: MIKE JONES!!!!!!


And it goes on and on.......:lol:

[Shiny]

[QUOTE=G SpOtZ]rinoa: stop touching me!

zell: omg SQUALL! COMMENT ON MY LIVEJOURNAL!

Selphie: i wanna be like FITTY CENT WHEN I GROW UP TO BE BLACK!

Laguna: you suckas, thas not any old element, that's an ISOTOPE. QUOTE]

LOL. I those alot. :D

[Black Angel]

Ellone: Im gonna sing the "Doom" song now...


OR


Ellone:Im gonna take over the world!!!!!!!! MUWAHAHAHAHAGUAHUA!!!!!

[*~Angel Wing~*]

Squall: I DO NOT HAVE EMOTIONAL PROBLEMS!!!

Quistis: Hey, me neither!!!

[muzzer]

selphie: i didnt like trabia garden that much anyway

[GunbladeMaster]

Seifer: I am a boy

Ward:..........................Um....................

Norg: Excuse me for talking so loud earlier, i had a frog in my throat. bjurururururu!

[Reign]

Squall: If I had someone just to hold right about now, it would be Zell...:lovers:
Seifer: Why are we fighting? Why can't we all just get along?:(
Irvine: From now on, I'm gonna accept women for who they are, and not from their appearance... :angel:

[GunbladeMaster]

Irvine: OH! hey Rinoa, 18 yet?
Rinoa: No
Irvine: Oh, Quistis?
Quistis: Sorry
Irvine: :whimper: Selphie??
Selphie: Nope
Irvine: Zell?????????
Zell: You betchya! ;)
Irvine: OH! gigidy gigidy gig! Ol right :D

[Shiny]

LOL. I love Family Guy. Anywayz here's mine:
Selphie: "I thought you said you liked Squall, Rinoa."
Rinoa: "That was before..."
Selphie: "Before what?"
Rinoa: "Before I was a lesbian."

[GunbladeMaster]

sweet

[*__*)]

Rinoa- "I'm Ultimecia."

Cid- "Quistis, I've thought it over, and I would like to ask you to be an instructor again."

Squall- "What-EV-errrrrrr!" (with bim-boy accent)

Quistis- "Hello wall!" (has hour long converstion with wall)

Ultimecia- "I'm Rinoa."

[Shiny]

Quistis: "Hello wall!"
Wall: "Why hello there!"
Quistis: O_O "Wtf?"

[Black Angel]

Rinoa: Since Im a sorceress now, u all have to obey me.....

Irvine+ Zell: Yes, ma'am!!!!!

[*~Angel Wing~*]

Cid: Edea dear, why don't we have any children?

Edea: ...Um...Cid...we own a damn orphanage!!!

Cid: No, I mean children of our own.

Edea: Oh...um...oh yeah, I forgot...I have to go somewhere...see you later!!!

Cid: Hm...is it just me, or is she avoiding the question...nah...

Heheh...:D

[Shiny]

Cid: Edea dear, why don't we have any children?
Edea: ...Um...Cid...we own a damn orphanage!!!
Cid: No, I mean children of our own.
Edea: Oh...um...oh yeah, I forgot...I have to go somewhere...see you later!!!
Cid: Hm...is it just me, or is she avoiding the question...nah...

Heheh...:D
LOL. Hmm, I wonder where she had to go...

[x_Hopeless_Deviate_x]

Cid: Why didn't anyone tell me this sweater makes me look so emo?

[Painless]

Didn't there used to be an old one of these..... Meh

Zell: These hotdogs suck
Squall: I wanna give everyone a hug

[sub zero]

Irvine :"im a girl"
adel:"im a guy"


squall: "rinoa what are you looking for?"
rinoa: "not looking for found"
squall: "found what and why are you naked?"
rinoa: "found my armbinder, harness ball gag and blindfold. plese put them on me squall"
squall: "erm ok"
put the stuff on to rinoa
selphie: "hey rinoa thats cool"
attaches a collar and leash and takes rinoa to her dorm.
selphie: "time to have some fun"
rinoa: "mmmppphhh"

zell: "ph34r my l33t gunblade skillz

[GunbladeMaster]

o_O

[boys from the dwarf]

quezacotl:woo! im the god of thunder lalalala and rock and rooool!!! lalalalalala!!! the..
the entire KISS band:*hits quezacotl with guitar.*
paul stanley: what we doing in this video game.
gene simmons: you look funny pixelated.

[GunbladeMaster]

Ramuh: Where the f**k am I, huh?
Who the hell is this bird freak!?

[xX.Silver.Wings.Xx]

Selphie: "Let's nuke Trabia!!!"
Squall: "With a Super duper mega bazooka!!! YAY!!!!"
Quistis: "OMG!! Where are my pills!?!?"

[Infuriated_X]

Squall: Rinoa i think we should break up.
Rinoa: WHAT!!!
Squall: I never loved you...
Rinoa: So all that time... you we're just...
Squall: Yup i wanted to-
Rinoa: *Starts crying* You jerk you'll pay for this.
50 years later
Ultimecia: Squall will pay for what he did!

[Shiny]

Squall: "I love you; you love me. We're a happy family. With a great big hug and a kiss from me to you. Won't you say you love me too?"
Irvine: O_O
Selphie: O_o
Rinoa: "Aw?"
Zell: "I want a burger..."
Quistis: "Whatever..."
Seifer: "I LOVE YOU, SQUALL! I LOVE YOU!"

[Christmas]

Zell: Squall is my dad and Selphie is his grand daughter...we are trapped in a "Well Organized Time Compressed" world as we speak...

[TurkSlayer]

Seifer: Squall, this one is for you... *Starts singing* Did you ever know that your my hero?
Squall: OMGLOL, Zellipoo, I am, like, totally in love with YOU!!
Zell: Time to show why I REALLY like hotdogs. :joey:
Rinoa: Hey Quistis... *Blows a kiss*
Quistis: Rinoa, you sexy thing... Get in my room, I'll be back with my whip. :joey:
Irvine: I think I'm going to give up on woman. Perhaps I'll become a priest...
Edea: Cid got me drunk the night we met, and when UI woke up, I was married... (Most likely the truth.)

[Shiny]

Seifer: Squall, this one is for you... *Starts singing* Did you ever know that your my hero?
Squall: OMGLOL, Zellipoo, I am, like, totally in love with YOU!!
Zell: Time to show why I REALLY like hotdogs. :joey:
Rinoa: Hey Quistis... *Blows a kiss*
Quistis: Rinoa, you sexy thing... Get in my room, I'll be back with my whip. :joey:
Irvine: I think I'm going to give up on woman. Perhaps I'll become a priest...
Edea: Cid got me drunk the night we met, and when UI woke up, I was married... (Most likely the truth.)
:eep: My eyes shouldn't have seen this. Now I am forever tainted.

[TurkSlayer]

:eep: My eyes shouldn't have seen this. Now I am forever tainted.

Mission accomplished. :thumb:

[Black Angel]

[QUOTE=Shiny_Griever]Squall: "I love you; you love me. We're a happy family. With a great big hug and a kiss from me to you. Won't you say you love me too?"
QUOTE]



NOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!! Now I got that song stuck in my head!!!!!

[Shiny]

[QUOTE=Shiny_Griever]Squall: "I love you; you love me. We're a happy family. With a great big hug and a kiss from me to you. Won't you say you love me too?"
QUOTE]



NOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!! Now I got that song stuck in my head!!!!!
:cool: :hahaha: :evilking: Mwahaha!

Zell: "I have a confession to make."
Squall: "Well, what is it?"
Zell: "On October 3rd, I was eating hamburgers."
Squall: *gasp* "How could you do that to hotdogs?"

[GunbladeMaster]

Squall: Vulcanize the whoopie stick, in the ham wallet!
Rinoa: Excuse me?
Squall: Cattle prod the woodster ditch, with the lab rocket!
Rinoa: Ur freaking me ou-
Squall: PUT THE YOU KNOW WHAT! IN THE YOU KNOW WHERE!
Zell: PRONTO!!!!

[Black Angel]

U got that from "Foxtrot Uniform Charlie Kilo" didnt u?

[GunbladeMaster]

no its from the Beatles actually :eep:

[Black Angel]

I could have sworn u got it from the "Bloodhound Gang"...

[fire_of_avalon]

:cool: :hahaha: :evilking: Mwahaha!

Zell: "I have a confession to make."
Squall: "Well, what is it?"
Zell: "On October 3rd, I was eating hamburgers."
Squall: *gasp* "How could you do that to hotdogs?"
That's funny xD

[GunbladeMaster]

*on the Ragnarok*
Rinoa: Squall, hold me.
Squall: You re afta` me lucky charms! :shifty:


PuPu: Gimme an Elixir!
Selphie: Silly PuPu! Elixirs are for kids!

[boys from the dwarf]

Squall: Vulcanize the whoopie stick, in the ham wallet!
Rinoa: Excuse me?
Squall: Cattle prod the woodster ditch, with the lab rocket!
Rinoa: Ur freaking me ou-
Squall: PUT THE YOU KNOW WHAT! IN THE YOU KNOW WHERE!
Zell: PRONTO!!!!
:lol:funny:lol:!!! also which beatles is this off?

[GunbladeMaster]

did u notice this i said this: :eep:=(sarcasm)

[Shiny]

Squall: *looks at gunblademaster's sig* "Nooooooo! The baby of doom forever haunts my dreams!"

[*~Angel Wing~*]

:eep: My eyes shouldn't have seen this. Now I am forever tainted.
lol...I thought it was HILARIOUS!!!:grinpink:

[Shiny]

Avalon: Thanks, I appreciate the positive feedback!
Wing: ...You would think it's funny...

[muzzer]

ultimecia:not now SeeD,we will fight another time ive got one hell of a hangover

[Aerith's Knight]

edea: we are not schizofrenic..

seifer: i had quistis for english class.
squall: i had her in the teacher's lounche :joey:

[Shiny]

Selphie: *walks in on Seifer and Squall talking about Quistis* O_O "Um, what are you guys talking about?'
Seifer: "Oh just having Quistis."
Selphie: "What?!"
Squall: "What? We shared..."

[*~Angel Wing~*]

Avalon: Thanks, I appreciate the positive feedback!
Wing: ...You would think it's funny...
Heheh...of course!!! Come on, you know me...:grinpink:

[GhandiOwnsYou]

Squall: "Happy Fathers Day!"

[Black Angel]

Zell: Seifer...I LUV U!!!!!!! Will u marry me?
:lol:

[KadajDE]

Seifer:HELL YES I THOUGH U'D NEVER ASK!!.........chicken wus

[Black Angel]

Zell:Well now u can call me chicken wuss anytime, Seify!!!!

:lol:

[GunbladeMaster]

Shinra: Hey everyone!
Cloud: Hm. Hello...
Sephiroth: GOD! METEOR! DESTRCTION! DO AERIS!

Squall: wtf?

[Shiny]

Shinra: Hey everyone!
Cloud: Hm. Hello...
Sephiroth: GOD! METEOR! DESTRCTION! DO AERIS!

Squall: wtf?
I thought this was supposed to be FF8 characters? Anywayz, here's mine:

Quistis: "Did you guys enjoy class today?"
Seifer: "Heck yeah!"
Squall: "HELL RIGHT!"
Quistis: O_O*gulp*
Seifer: <_<;*sweat drop*

[Iphyuus]

Seifer: ........................
................................
.................................
My feet smell.............
.......nice
"sniff, sniff"

[G SpOtZ]

Zell: totally banged Shiva last night.

Squall: totally banged Shiva last night.

Irvine: totally banged Shiva last night.

Ifrit: shiva ur sucha wh*re.

Siefer: I totally banged Ifrit last night.

[KadajDE]

Seifer:Chicken wus
Zell:*Sticks Seifer in the face*

[GunbladeMaster]

I thought this was supossed to be FF8 characters? Anywayz, here's mine:

Quistis: "Did you guys enjoy class today?"
Seifer: "Heck yeah!"
Squall: "HELL RIGHT!"
Quistis: O_O*gulp*
Seifer: <_<;*sweat drop*

that was the point :D

[*~Angel Wing~*]

I thought this was supossed to be FF8 characters? Anywayz, here's mine:

Quistis: "Did you guys enjoy class today?"
Seifer: "Heck yeah!"
Squall: "HELL RIGHT!"
Quistis: O_O*gulp*
Seifer: <_<;*sweat drop*
Stealing my qoute I see...:D

[Pouring Rain]

Seifer: You're the cutest chickenwuss' I've ever saw! *huggles*

[TurkSlayer]

I did this one in another version of this thread.

Squall: Rinoa, I'm pregnant.
Rinoa: You mean I'm a- Wait, wtf?
Squall: It's not yours Rinoa. Its Zell's.
Rinoa: :eek: :eek: :eek:
Zell: Oh Squallypoo! I'm so happy!

[Shiny]

I did this one in another version of this thread.

Squall: Rinoa, I'm pregnant.
Rinoa: You mean I'm a- Wait, wtf?
Squall: It's not yours Rinoa. Its Zell's.
Rinoa: :eek: :eek: :eek:
Zell: Oh Squallypoo! I'm so happy!
That was funny...VERY funny. I have to tell you something; :sing: did I ever tell you that I loved youuuu? :love: Haha, just joking! ;)

Squall: "No, we're just going to drive around in this car until it runs out of gas. Then we're going to rent a new one and do the same thing!"
Zell:"Wow. That sounds like fun!"

[Pouring Rain]

That disturbed me very much. But I'll live.

Squall: *is singing My Humps*
Zell: Dude, how flatering.
Seifer: I wanna sing will.i.am's part!

[TurkSlayer]

That was funny...VERY funny. I have to tell you something; :sing: did I ever tell you that I loved youuuu? :love:

Call me.;)

[G SpOtZ]

Griever: ULTI! LETS HAVE A SLUMBER PARTY!

[Bladis]

Ultimecia: Seveeeennnnnn daaaayssss...

[G SpOtZ]

Ultimecia: Seveeeennnnnn daaaayssss...
LOL Ring reference! hahah....

[Bladis]

yeah! haha!

Ragnarok:.........BORED...................
Squall,Rinoa,Zell,Quistis,Irvine,Selphie:....WTF?

[G SpOtZ]

hahaha...

[Pouring Rain]

Haha, funny. The ship talks.

[Dolentrean]

Laguna: hmmm... the fairies are back today, today should be easy.
Kiros: Dude you really need to quit drinking.

[Shiny]

Ragnarok: "All your bodies are belong to me. Mwahaha!"

[muzzer]

Zell:i am allergic to hot dogs

irvine:selphie im not interested in you anymore im in love zell
selphie:me too

(they are not very good but whos complaining) :choc: :moomba:

[Shiny]

Zell:i am allergic to hot dogs

irvine:selphie im not interested in you anymore im in love zell
selphie:me too

(they are not very good but whos complaining) :choc: :moomba:
WTF are you talking about?! Those are good. I command you do more...please.

[Dolentrean]

Quis: SEIFER! hurry up! The missions about to start!

Sef: STFU WOMAN IM WATCHING FRIENDS!!

[muzzer]

Ultemicia:i shall destroy all SeeD
*phone rings*
Ultemicia:NO I DO NOT WANT TO UPGRADE MY LONG DISTANCE SERVICE!!!!!!!!!

[muzzer]

Ultemicia:i shall destroy all SeeD
*phone rings*
Ultemicia:NO I DO NOT WANT TO UPGRADE MY LONG DISTANCE SERVICE!!!!!!!!!

thats all ur gettin i cant think of anymore :choc: :moomba:

[Pouring Rain]

Funny. Urm...

Irvine: I hate girls.
Fuijin: ME TOO.
Irvine: What are you talking about? You ARE a girl.

not that funny, I know -_-

[Shiny]

thats all ur gettin i cant think of anymore :choc: :moomba:
Psh. Fine don't share your goodness. I will share mine instead.

Seifer: "I don't care about Seed. I don't need to join it either; as a matter of fact I'm not even going to try to!"

[G SpOtZ]

Doomtrain: I'll bring some chicken soup. Feel better!

[Anaisa]

Seifer: "I don't care about Seed. I don't need to join it either; as a matter of fact I'm not even going to try to!"
I think Seifer does actually think this to himself.

[smittenkitten]

"Im the only gay in the village" :joey:

[muzzer]

Psh. Fine don't share your goodness. I will share mine instead.

Seifer: "I don't care about Seed. I don't need to join it either; as a matter of fact I'm not even going to try to!"

im lying

http://www.lokasenna.pe.kr/ardente/img/gr/seifer_smile.jpg
You think i look cool if i pretend to be thinking about something poetic?


http://jove.prohosting.com/~ff8rpg/screenshots/squall.jpg
Ow! that really hurt

[zellv2]

seifer: zell lets be friends
squall: zell you chicken wuss
zell: squall can i use your gunblade

[Pouring Rain]

Seifer: Yahoooooie!
Squall: Hiya!

[TurkSlayer]

Fujin: Damn it, why have I been screaming so much?
Seifer/Raijin::eek: :eek: :eek:
Fujin: What?

[Shiny]

I think Seifer does actually think this to himself.
But the point is he doesn't say it. :D

[Willy]

http://members.tripod.com/~dragoon_lair/Emotionless_Squall.jpg

"You re making me angry...You wont like me...when im angry..."

[Shin Gouken]

Raijin: "Ya Know-se is bleedin, Ya Know"

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Seifer: yeah, so what if i do take fashion tips from Simon Cowell. Look, they wont go down any further alright!

----------------------------

Ifrit: So Shiva, do you think maybe we should like, wear clothes or something?

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Zell: Rinoa where on earth have you been, we've been looking everywhere for you. we've got the world to save you know!

Rinoa: I was taking a dump. What just coz we've got the world to save it means i cant fire one out?

Zell: Oh right. Was it a good one?

Rinoa: Not really, splashed toilet water all up my arse!

[Social Moon Firesky]

LMFAO!

Here's my pathetic contribution:

Squall: (After he's been slashed across the face) This isn't blood...It's ketchup.
(Zell runs up and licks his face)

Zell: Yo, Squall. Can I see your gunblade?
Squall: Which one? Heh heh heh...:joey:

Fujin: (In a snooty accent) The rain in Spain falls mainly on the plain.

Leviathan: ARGHHHHHHH! HELP! I can't swim! I'm drowning!

Irvine: (To Vincent) You absolute cad! I challenge you to a gun duel at dawn! *Slaps Vincent with a glove*
Vincent: Oh, it is SO on now, bitch!

[muzzer]

Irvine: Im taking a vow of celibacy

[Aerith's Knight]

squall: what is a genius in a reality where all information is based on the speculations of the people who acculate in a manner which is highly inconspiculous

rinoa: ?? what?

squall: haha you looked stupi.. cough.. cough..

squall dies of lung cancer

[muzzer]

that is NOT funny

[Aurora_sword]

Zell: totally banged Shiva last night.

Squall: totally banged Shiva last night.

Irvine: totally banged Shiva last night.

Ifrit: shiva ur sucha wh*re.

Siefer: I totally banged Ifrit last night.
. . .


....very funny....yes

[Willy]

Squall: Im a passing storm
Raine: Im tiny droplets of water.
Laguna:Im a body of water cut off from a larger body by a reef of sand or coral.

[Luthien]

[QUOTE= Squall singing to Rinoa: "Baby, you and me, ain't nothing but mammals so lets do it like they do it on the Discovery Channel..." :D[/QUOTE]

NOW THAT`S THE BEST!!!!!!
:D

[Luthien]

Sorry, forgot to add mine:

Squall: dear Squaresoft thanks for making me look like a metrosex, specially with these clothes... I love you sooooo much!!!

Rinoa: my butt looks way too big with this duster.

Selphie: Goodbye world, you suck. (gun goes off, ripping her brains)

Irvine: Yeah! now I can go out with Quistis!!!

Quistis: Yeah! now I can go out with Irvine!!!!

[Tearz]

Laguna (Darth Vader voice): "Luke... I mean, Squall. I am your father."
Ward: "...!"
Kiros: "He said: And I am your mother!"

Squall: "Rinoa, I think it's time we sat down and talked about love and commitment."
Rinoa: "...Whatever."

Cid: "Who is this Robin Williams that you speak of, that resembles me?"

Ultimecia: *Kough, kough, sniffle* "I am terribly sorry but I have a kold."

Quistis: "Oh crap, I can't find my glasses."

Squall: "Zell, I am beginning to worry about your fetish for hotdogs..."
Zell: "You mean your hotdog?"
Squall: "..."

Seifer: "You know, Squall. I don't think the fur matches you."

[x_Hopeless_Deviate_x]

Tearz: Those are hilarious!
More!
I demand more!
Please???
:love:

[Tearz]

Thanks x_Hopeless_Deviate_x

Girl: "Squall said to me this morning, 'Where am I, Quistis?"
Psychiatrist: "And why did that upset you?"
Rinoa: "My name is Rinoa."

Selphie: "If you don't want to be monogamous, then I am going to tell everyone about how you're not really a cowboy and how you like to wear my underwear!"
Irvine: "Noooo, anything but that!"

Edea: "Cid was a relatively handsome man, until I realised my eyes were closed."

Fuijin: "And so I said... yea whatever, like I have a speaking disability."
Seifer: "Did you just speak normally?"
Fuijin: "NEGATIVE."

Rinoa: "There is something I must ask you, Squall. Your jacket, it's not real leather, is it?"
Squall: "...No it's not real."
Rinoa: *starts to cry* "How could you do this to me?"

[x_Hopeless_Deviate_x]

Those were the best!

The chick at the car rental place: So like, I sooo got into college and stuff!

You know, since she seems like such an airhead...

[anakkampung85]

LOL! So many funny make me laugh

Squall: Rinoa...I need to tell you something...
Rinoa: What?
Squall: I'm dead...
Rinoa: Oo....
Squall: ...
Rinoa: ...
Squall: That's all you have to say!?
Rinoa: Well yea...Wat else am I suppose to say?
Squall: O_o

Selphie: Are you a cowboy?
Irvine: Yes I am.
Selphie: Cool! ... But where's your horse..?
Irvine: Well, he was dead, killed when I used him as the target for my gun test.
Selphie: ..!

[Zelos]

i wonder what kind of IQ you guys have cuz these jokes are like the best
lol

[Aerith's Knight]

old man: FLO GET MY GUN!!!

zell: iam not gay.. iam just a man who likes other men toput hotdogs between they but cheecks

[*~Angel Wing~*]

OMG!!! THOSE ARE ALL HYSTERICAL!!! :lol::grinpink::lol:

[Shiny]

Squall: Jebus! I am so gothic it pours out of my ears.
Zell: Yeah, I know what you mean...I had punk pouring out of my ears yesterday.
Irvine: Really? I had to clean my ears they were so dirty! I had to use q-tips to get all the dirt out.
Squall: -_-

[Flying Mullet]

lol

[*~Angel Wing~*]

Squall: .....(sigh) Do you ever feel like your life is like a video game? :D

[Paninipower123]

Nice.

[Alexander]

Selphie: I hate the world. I will slit my wrists. And yeah, I am emo.

Squall: I am a Teletubbie! ^o^ SUUUUGAR-HIIIGH ^-^

Seifer: You thought I'd crumble? Did you think I'd lay down and die? OH NO NO, NOT, I WILL SURVIVE! AS LONG I KNOW HOW TO LOVE, I KNOW I'LL STAY ALIVE! I've got all my life to live, I've got all my love to give! And I will survive! I WILL SURVIVE!

Ultimecia: Rinoa... I am your father.
Rinoa: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO~~~~~~

Zell: ...Whatever.
Squall: Gosh, Zell, you are so angsty.
Zell: ....Whatever. I hate you. I hate the world.
Squall: Oh, come on! Let's play Teletubbies' action figures!
Zell: ...Whatever. I will slit my wrists.
Selphie: No. I will do that first. _I_ am the emo girl here.

Quistis: *looks at Selphie* ...
Selphie: *looks at Quistis* ....
Quistis: Selphie... your yellow dress... makes you... smurfing hot...
Selphie: I am hatred. I am pain. And, Quistis, post that on my LJ after I stab my chest.

[JulioA]

*on the Ragnarok*
Rinoa: Squall, hold me.
Squall: You re afta` me lucky charms! :shifty:


PuPu: Gimme an Elixir!
Selphie: Silly PuPu! Elixirs are for kids!


Cereal jokes are always great.

Selphie: Hey Irvine
All the guys:SLUT!!!~

Later on...
Rinoa: Hey Squall
All the guys:Slut!!!

Later on.....
Quistis:I am not gonna say hi to Zell
Zell: Slut!!!
Everyone else: Its ok Zell, its ok.

Final Battle with Ultemicia....
Ultemicia:I am really Rinoa
Squall: Really well that must make you a
Everyone(Including Rinoa):SLUT!!!!!!~~~~
Ultemicia goes to cry in the corner

[*~Angel Wing~*]

Nice.
Thank you!!! :grinpink:

[Rattler]

Eden: "Im t3h pwn!"

[*~Angel Wing~*]

Selphie: I hate the world. I will slit my wrists. And yeah, I am emo.

Squall: I am a Teletubbie! ^o^ SUUUUGAR-HIIIGH ^-^

Seifer: You thought I'd crumble? Did you think I'd lay down and die? OH NO NO, NOT, I WILL SURVIVE! AS LONG I KNOW HOW TO LOVE, I KNOW I'LL STAY ALIVE! I've got all my life to live, I've got all my love to give! And I will survive! I WILL SURVIVE!

Ultimecia: Rinoa... I am your father.
Rinoa: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO~~~~~~

Zell: ...Whatever.
Squall: Gosh, Zell, you are so angsty.
Zell: ....Whatever. I hate you. I hate the world.
Squall: Oh, come on! Let's play Teletubbies' action figures!
Zell: ...Whatever. I will slit my wrists.
Selphie: No. I will do that first. _I_ am the emo girl here.

Quistis: *looks at Selphie* ...
Selphie: *looks at Quistis* ....
Quistis: Selphie... your yellow dress... makes you... smurfing hot...
Selphie: I am hatred. I am pain. And, Quistis, post that on my LJ after I stab my chest.
OMG!!!:eek: THAT'S CRAZY!!!:hyper: HYSTERICAL!!!:lol:

[Neco Arc]

Squall: This is my Headmaster, Robin Williams...

[a nirvana fan]

Squall: Yo man s'up i've got some quality weed in the trunk, ma bitch is waiting so yo better hurry up man.

Seifer: I am really gay

Rinoa: I DO NOT love you Squall, you are so ugly you make me sick, bah

[Shiny]

Seifer: I am really gay
I agree! They just never showed the back story of his love for his "one and only".

[Discord]

Tonberry in a carnaval dress: Party! LAMBADA!

[w2hunter]

Originally Posted by GunbladeMaster:
*on the Ragnarok*
Rinoa: Squall, hold me.
Squall: You re afta` me lucky charms!


PuPu: Gimme an Elixir!
Selphie: Silly PuPu! Elixirs are for kids!!

good stuff!
Quistis: and thats your lesson for today on.......what the hell is that little gitery thing?
selphie:hey thats my pupu quick grab it!
Fuijin:ya know sifer was right ya know that chick is kinky
Irvine: your tellin me last night she wanted to-
selphie:you said you wouldnt say any thing(runs off crying)

Fuijin: hey raijin we should YA-KNOW
Raijin:....what you talking about YA-KNOW...........oh you mean stick ifrit back in the fire cavren...ya-know

Rinoa:.....squall.......angelo is still watching us....
Squall:....were under the covers he cant see any thing plus its more exciteing!
Rinoa:wow your never this lovey duby
squall:look women i just got out-a the d-district prison and ward kinda creeped me out always starin at me never saying any thing

cid:....its not you its ....im older and i...i...
edea:oh well ill just pick up some elixers and your "garden" will be able to lift off once again

Quistis:.......hey zell...what did you want to talk about?
Zell:....well i was just thinking because everyone else is hooking up...i cant replace my urges any more with those hot dogs i need to-
quistis:well not every one is hooking up sifer still just plays with his fishing pole. and your my student i cant-
zell: well you want to talk right well you can just lay they and talk ill do the rest???
5 mineuts later
quistis:.......ok....lets talk more often *wink*...but what about the girl with the pigtails
Zell:!!!um uh she uh me and her she just like my hot dog! no no no i mean she
quistis:no its ok i know but next time we "talk" she should talk with us!
zell:BITCHIN



Sifer:........DAMN FISH (throws his fishing pole in the water)
Xu:......mmmmmmm sifer your temper is so sexy.
Sifer:wann see my gun blade?
Xu:....wow thats little no wounder rinoa ditched you

[xtreme112]

Squall: Hi everyone, today I feel like sitting with you all and having a nice long conversation about our feelings and our emotions, because that's how much I care about all of you

[Heero Yuy NWZC]

Rinoa: I don't have this dog just for looks (sry but its wrong for a reason)

Zell: Hey guys, i quit having a hotdog obsession!
Everyone: *gasp*
Zell: Yeah. Now i have a chili obsession!
*everyone leaves Zell*
Zell: What? was it something that i ate? (i made this up while eatin chili)

Squall: U know, Rinoa's not all that hot. She only looks hot when im stoned. I really like older women like Quistis. Damn she is fine! *does that purr thing*

Irvine: Anyone got weed?
Squall: why the hell do u need weed?
Irvine: So i can get my freak on!

Rinoa: Squall, im leaving u. I already commit myself to Seifer. U uderstand, right?
Squall: Sorry, u can't go back to him.
Rinoa: why not?
Squall: I killed him 2 days ago and threw him in our garbage can.
Rinoa: NOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!
Squall: Stop yo whinin bitch!

Quistis: Now that im over Squall, i can move on to a better, more mature man. Cid!

Irvine: Who got the paste?

*after beating Ultimecia*
Ulti: u guys suck! *runs to her room on the other end of the castle crying*

[FinalCetra]

*Just before the attempted assasination of Edea*

Squall: Thats it, the truth shall set you free, Irvine.
Rinoa: yeah, share your secret!
Quistis: We won't tell...

Irvine: *sighing* Fine...if only to get you guys to lay off!
Squall: *crossing arms* Well...?
Irvine: Fine, I'm not really a sniper, okay? I've never even used a sniper rifle! *Runs off crying*

[McLovin']

Squall: Rinoa, I will love you till the end of time.
Rinoa: Squall, I will love you till the end of time.
Zell: Ma, I will love you till the end of time.
Selphie: Irvine, I will love you till the end of time.
Irvine: Selphie, I will love you till the end of time.
Ultimecia: Everyone, I will kill you at the end of time!

[a_dollar_20]

Squall: Could i please get a glass of water i have this annoying tinge in my throat well its not really a tinge its more like my lunch went down the wrong way. You know that feeling it's really irratating, its like just get down my esophagus allready i ate you like an hour ago.

[Shiny]

Squall: Rinoa, I will love you till the end of Ultimecia: Everyone, I will kill you at the end of time!
:) Ha, interesting! She would probably say that though.

[daniel kid]

[!]squall: quistis? i want ANAL!

xD :D xD[/!]

Not really appropriate.

~Void

[Markus. D]

Squall: 1000 words, 1000 confessions.

[daniel kid]

Seifer: Zell,i love you really

[muzzer]

Squall: *wipes tear away* im just so happy, i love you all!!
Selphie: Whatever :choc: :moomba:

[Shiny]

Squall: *wipes tear away* im just so happy, i love you all!!
Selphie: Whatever :choc: :moomba:
:laugh: Good one!

Irvine: "So what are you supposed to be?"
Squall: "A cowboy and you?"
Irvine: "A depressed anti-hero who's anti-social and secretly wears women's stockings."
Squall: "...Cool."

[Slayer1514]

Seifer:I love you Zell. You big chicken wuss.

[Lahna]

Squall: "Is North farther away than South? No wait, that sounds wrong, hahahaha!" *flies away with a bananabutterfly*

[Future Esthar]

Edea-I was possessed by Odine,a researcher of the future.His objective is to take over the world of the future using Adel&#180;s body.Adel is a fearful sorceress of the future.
Afraid of the consequences of Ellone&#180;s power,though,Odine decided to created an artificial world in which different eras appeared "glued".Kinda of a "Time Compression".

Squall-That&#180;s enough evidence to say you hadn&#180;t junctioned Alexander or any other GF on your entire life.

[Alexander]

Ellone: I am a cyborg. And Future Esthar's theories are right. Hyne-dono is the superior entity of all existance.
Selphie: ...Whatever.

Seifer: Squall...?
Squall: *sugar high* Yes, Seifer? ^_^;
Seifer: Have I ever told you about my ROMANTIC dream?
Squall: Never ^-^ why?
Seifer: *yaoi star stare* ...YOU are my ROMANTIC dream...
Squall: *sugar high yaoi star stare* That's so cute, Seifer... I love you too ^-^
Seifer: *takes Squall to a nearby closet*
Ellone: *in the closet* Get out of here! I am reprogramming my brain! >_<
Seifer: Later. Squall and me will love each other.
Squall: Yes~
Ellone: *yaoi fangirl mode* Okay. \o/ *takes paper and a pen*

Later on...

Zell: *emo clothes* I will enter that closet to slit my wrists. No one will miss me anyway. *opens closet's door*
Squall: *loving Seifer* Ooopsie~
Seifer: *loving Squall* What do you want, hot chicken wuss?
Zell: Slit my wrists.
Ellone: Go find another closet! This one will make me rich! My book will be a best seller! \o/ *writing a fic*
Zell: ...Whatever. *closes the closet*

Later on, Ellone publishes a book called "A true ROMANTIC dream". It sells far more than every book, becoming a best-seller. It sells more than the Bible did in its whole existance, in only a month.

Hyne: Gwahahahaha! My plan to make the world gay is working! Continue, Ellone! Be the most fangirl of the yaoi fangirls!

Squall and Seifer: *loving each other in Squall's room* <3

[_yeojina_]

Quistis: You look ill, Squall...
Squall: ...Whatever...
Rinoa: Hey Squall, can I see your gunblade?
Squall: ...Whatever...
Irvine: He always says "Whatever" everytime he's thinking about Edea.
Squall: ...Whatever...
Zell: Squall, we need to switch your brain with a peanut.
Squall: ...Whatever... WHAT DID YOU JUST SAY?!?!?

[Future Esthar]

Seifer:Your adult self tells you to stay.Your girl self tells you to come.
Let me save you from this predicament.
Edea: Don&#180;t call me a girl.

[Neco Arc]

Squall: "Remember to save at a save point"...

[Future Esthar]

lol:D

[*~Angel Wing~*]

Seifer:Your adult self tells you to stay.Your girl self tells you to come.
Let me save you from this predicament.
Edea: Don´t call me a girl.
lol that's clever :p

[mitchell_sykes]

squall: please...someone help me..

Seifer: squall.....put it there * shakes hand*

[Future Esthar]

Thanks Angel Wing.

Odine:There is no way to jump to the future under these circunmstances.

Squall:Vazhever.

[_yeojina_]

Quistis: Squall, do you know how to use your gunblade?
Squall: I'm a gunblade specialist, of course I know how to use my gunblade!
Ifrit: Prove it.

[UltimaOmega]

(Location : Lunatic Pandora)

Raijin: Seifer, do you really like this Knight thing?
Fujin: BORING!!!
Seifer: Hey its better than being in the disciplinary commitee.
Raijin: We had some good times in the Garden ya know, like that one time you snuck in squalls dorm and had sex with Rinoa and all that stuff ya know.
Fujin: INTERCOURSE!!!
Seifer: HAHAHA and to think I was gonna write her up for trespassing
but I let the better half get to me. Just to bad I had to leave the Garden because of that I didn't want people to find out what I did but I left my mark there...In Squalls bed.
Fujin: HORRIFIED!!!
Raijin: Like they say whatever happens in the Garden stays in the Garden ya know.

[muzzer]

Fujin: INTERCOURSE!!!

:D thats great

((i think i may have used this one))


Selphie: meh, i didnt really like trabia that much anyway.

Squall: GROUP HUG!!

((my imagination has left me for now))

[Alexander]

(Location : Lunatic Pandora)

Raijin: Seifer, do you really like this Knight thing?
Fujin: BORING!!!
Seifer: Hey its better than being in the disciplinary commitee.
Raijin: We had some good times in the Garden ya know, like that one time you snuck in squalls dorm and had sex with Rinoa and all that stuff ya know.
Fujin: INTERCOURSE!!!
Seifer: HAHAHA and to think I was gonna write her up for trespassing
but I let the better half get to me. Just to bad I had to leave the Garden because of that I didn't want people to find out what I did but I left my mark there...In Squalls bed.
Fujin: HORRIFIED!!!
Raijin: Like they say whatever happens in the Garden stays in the Garden ya know.


Let me continue this one. :D

Later on...

Raijin: ...Seifer, let's get back to Garden or just leave here, this Knight thing SUCKS, ya know?
Fuujin: AGREED!
Seifer: No... Without Ultimecia-sama's power, I can't do anything.
Raijin: Seifer, you are the best gunblade user I've ever know, ya know? You can manage in your own, plus you have me and Fuujin, ya know?
Fuujin: FRIENDSHIP.
Seifer: But... I can't go back to Garden... and...
Raijin: Rinoa isn't even from the Garden, ya know?
Fuujin: SLUT~
Seifer: No... I can't see Squall's face again...
Raijin: He got over that....
Fuujin: EMOBALL!
Seifer: No... I can't talk with Squall again... because I broke his heart...
Raijin: ... eh?
Seifer: After banging Rinoa, she left the room, and he got in... and... and...
Raijin: ...
Fuujin: ...ANAL?
Seifer: Correct. I banged Squall 5 minutes after banging his fake girlfriend! I am such a pimp!
Raijin: Squall must miss you, ya know.
Fuujin: MORE ANAL!
Seifer: Do you really think so?
Fuujin: POSITIVE!
Seifer: So... fuck that Ultimecia then, Squall needs me!
Raijin and Fuujin: YAOI!

[Celestial Chimera]

Rinoa comes about prancing -

Rinoa: Lal La Lal La La! Squall Squall is gonna date me! - hey, wait a second, where is everyone! (teary-eyed) Squall must have left me for someone else! WAHAWAHAHA (runs away crying)


Somewhere else -

Zell: So are you sure this gonna work?
Mysterious Lady: Ofcourse, Ofcourse - take one every day
Zell: Geez, thanks Ultimacia - these pills will really stop my indigestion, man you are the best sorceress till the ends of time! (chirpy voice) Now I must stop eating year-old hotdogs
Ultimacia: (aside) Yeah what the heck I'll barbeque all of them later, hehehehehehe! Yeah - Then it'll all be me and the whole world, good, then I can take a vacation.
Zell: Yo Ulti-baby you ok?
Ultimacia: wh-what - oh yeah, yeah, just dandy as candy - hey Zell are you sure you don't want 'em other pills.
Zell: Nah, I won't need The Birth control, I'm happy being gay, Right Squall?
Squall: Oh yes (kisses Zell) I'm so happy I left Rinoa for the fine bod of yours - I mean Rinoa is so not hot for me, I mean she thought Seifer liked her, girl, Seifer wanna do me.
Seifer: (from the side) Squall my love, How can you eat chicken after you had beef stake meaning moi, of all the tragedies OHHAHWAHHAHHA (sniffs) Sorry but my romantic dream was actually to hit it off with Squall that's why I became the dog for that idiot Edea - more exposure time with Squall! All that work ruined ruined!
Rajin: Don't cry Seify (hugging) No, no, Baby, (grinning) you still have me all day long, all night too ya know.
Fujin: HORMONAL DRIVE REACHING CRITICAL LEVEL - MUST GO TO THE BALAMB HOTEL WITH SEIFER AND RAJIN - INITIATE FLIRTING RITUAL...
Rajin: (To Seifer) Dude, I'm so happy that I brought FUJIN model XX2, it's got sassy taste!
(The three Leave)
Rinoa: (Looking at Zell And Squall) No! How can this be?
Cid:Don't worry I know we can work something out (grinning) I'm staying in room # - Ah
Edea: (pulling the ear of Cid) Now, Now, Love, come home with me.
Cid: I don't wanna, besides is it ok for you sleep with Squall, Seifer, Rajin, Nida, Zell, Sephiroth - don't know who he is, Tidus -another unknown, Shuyin -uh who is that guy, Irvine, etcetera and me to have no fun!
Edea: Cid! Now be a good boy or else I'll lock you up in Norg's Room! You don't wanna be with black sheep do you now (looks evilly)
Cid: Ok Ok I go, anything but Norge, have mercy!
(They Leave)
Rinoa: Alright two can play this game (devising a plan)

Meanwhile -

Irvine: Ultimacia did I tell you that I knew it was you possessing Edea so like I didn't shoot you.
Selphie: No, you didn't know!
Ultimacia:No, I'm afraid I didn't
Selphie: No! Hello! He didn't!
Irvine: How's about you and me pimp my ride back at the dormitory.
Ultimacia: (thinking) Will it involve destroying things?
Irvine:Oh Yeah baby (grinning) we can destroy alotta things.
Ultimacia: Sure, I'm in.
Selphie: HEY! HELLO! I'm TAlking to you! Wait what about my future!
Ultimacia: Sorry Babe, Ultimacia's Fortune telling hour is closed for an hour.
Irvine: Hey one hour (thinks, then whispers to Ultimacia)
Ultimacia: Oh, Ok, well make that two.
(Leaves)
Selphie: No, No, No! OH no Irvine How could you! WAHAHAHAHAHA!
Rinoa: Selphie Have no Fear Rinoa is Here!
Selphie: Rinnny-din-din Irvy-kin-kin left Selphie-Welphy to paye with Ulti-wulty!
Rinoa: Yes Now we will create a new faction for resistence Timber Man Mojo Stealing Search For Truth Faction
Selphie: Does it have to have Timber on it?
Rinoa: Girl, It my Slogan.
Selphie: Ummm...Ok

At The Dormitory -

Irvine: Criky! I lost my Mojo!
Ultimacia: Sorry Irvy-Irvy but I must tell you something
Irvine: (eyes widening) No, No, It can't be!
Ultimacia: Yes it is


With Squall And Irvine -

Zell: (To Squall) Dear, have you heard of that new Man hating faction? (embracing Squall) Do you reall think we are safe?
Squall: (Hugging Zell back) Don't worry Honey, these woman only go for guys who dump women.
Zell: (smiling) Yeah and we only date pretty boys like Cloud!
Selphie: Wanna bet?
Ultimacia: Yeah, how about a 100 - No wait how about Adel actually being a cross-dresser! Hmm, no can't say that Elleone will kill me for saying that about her boy-girlfriend...
Squall: What the - Selphie, Where's Irivine?
Ultimacia: I tied him up to a tree and the chocobos are eating him.
Zell: Oh the horror
Rinoa: Yeah it sure is.
Ultimacia: Yes, And I am your Rinoa
Selphie: Cool Star Wars
Squall/Zell: No! How can you this be! This is no fair! Tell us the secret!
Rinoa: Like whatever...I'm not gonna tell you guys, fanboys love me cause they think I'm a two in one deal ain't no way I'm sharing the magic
Squall: MEANIE!
Rinoa: WHATEVER!
Selphie: Holy Dynamical Dialogue switching Rinoa!
Ultimacia: Now we kill - we kill -we kill - we kill
Rinoa: We kill - We kill - we kill
Selphie: We kill - we kill - we kill-
Quitis: We kill - we kill - we kill
Selphie: Hey When did you get here?
Quitis: You think I didn't wanna kill Squall after his betrayal
Selphie: I thought you said you loved him as a friend.
Quitis: Well I lied
Selphie: Oh well the more the merrier
Squall/Zell: No, No!


To Edea And Cid -

Edea: I love fireworks
Cid: Especially if they are burninng the young teenage boys as fuel
Edea: Yeah less competition for you
Cid: Yeah, you can't run off with any of them
Edea: Yeah, I wish Norg was here.

With Elleone And Adel -

Elleone: I love the fireworks!
Adel: But you are more beautiful.
Elleone: Oh Addy (kisses Adel)
Adel: (aside) Good thing she doesn't know I'm a man, a bisexual one too.

Squall and Zell have been reduced to ashes (Poor Things) -

Rinoa: And From The top people let's sing our victory song!
Rinoa/Ultimacia/Selphie/Quitis: We now become lesbiens
Cause men will hate us and we hate 'em too!
They stink truly bad
But we will make it through
We turn our enemies to tiny pieces
Cause they betrayed us so BOO-HOO!
We will play only with each other
Be one big happy Lesbien Family!
Oh that's right ya hear!
Oh Yeah girl we takin' this all the way
Oh Yes!

Tidus: Oh man I got transported to the wrong universe
Tifa: You and me both brother.
Squall(Ghost): Tidus is so hot
Zell(Ghost): Hey!
Squall(Ghost): What?!
Zell(Ghost): You are liking a guy who can't even navigate through the Final Fantasy universes correctly!
Squall(Ghost) : And I bet you can? (overly sarcastic)
Zell(Ghost): (crying) First I die for those man hating Lesbiens! Now my boyfriend likes some other blonde dude! I mean hello! (pointing to his hair) this ain't plastic! It's 100% Zell all the way baby! But...but, you love the other dude!
Squall(Ghost): (embraces Zell) There, there, Zelly-baby - ain't nothin' gonna bring us down, right Irvine?
Irvine(Ghost): Dude, Ultimacia is fine! I mean Rinoa matures fine! Though it'll be like a 100 year evolution thing... But Ultimacia...she...she...killed me in a way -(sniff sniff) I might become bi after this ordeal
Squall(Ghost): Ok, you do that. Dude you look so messed up seriously
Irvine(Ghost): Dude! I may be looking ok now but Chocobos are eating my body like it breadcrumbs!
Squall(Ghost): Let's go Zell! Irvy you coming?
Irvine(Ghost): No
Squall/Zell(Ghost): Bye Irvine!
Mysterious Man(Ghost): You look sad, don't worry kiss me and I'll turn into your prince!
Irvine: Ok, I'm so bored and miserable I'll smoke the weed the Fayth grows in the Farplanes
(Kisses)
Mysterious Man(Ghost): I'm Sephiroth! Your prince!
Irvine(ghost): (hypnotized) WOW so pretty!
Sephiroth(Ghost): (grabs Irvine) Come here Irvy-baby we in for a long night
Tidus: How come I don't see you around (checking Tifa out)
Tifa: Well you could say I float on Cloud # 9 (checking Tidus out)

In Nooj's Room -

Nooj: Hey the door's locked - Hey someone help me! - Get me outta here - Edea you -

{The end to the whole thing)

[UltimaOmega]

Let me continue this one. :D

Later on...

Raijin: ...Seifer, let's get back to Garden or just leave here, this Knight thing SUCKS, ya know?
Fuujin: AGREED!
Seifer: No... Without Ultimecia-sama's power, I can't do anything.
Raijin: Seifer, you are the best gunblade user I've ever know, ya know? You can manage in your own, plus you have me and Fuujin, ya know?
Fuujin: FRIENDSHIP.
Seifer: But... I can't go back to Garden... and...
Raijin: Rinoa isn't even from the Garden, ya know?
Fuujin: SLUT~
Seifer: No... I can't see Squall's face again...
Raijin: He got over that....
Fuujin: EMOBALL!
Seifer: No... I can't talk with Squall again... because I broke his heart...
Raijin: ... eh?
Seifer: After banging Rinoa, she left the room, and he got in... and... and...
Raijin: ...
Fuujin: ...ANAL?
Seifer: Correct. I banged Squall 5 minutes after banging his fake girlfriend! I am such a pimp!
Raijin: Squall must miss you, ya know.
Fuujin: MORE ANAL!
Seifer: Do you really think so?
Fuujin: POSITIVE!
Seifer: So... smurf that Ultimecia then, Squall needs me!
Raijin and Fuujin: YAOI!

LMAO couldnt say it any better :D

[SquallsAngel]

ok, I have a weird sense of humor but heres my pathetic attempts:
Rinoa: Screw Timber, they can liberate themselves. I’m gonna go hit daddy up for a couple bucks so I can go to the esthar mall.
Squall: OMG I totally need to get new boots, these are so last season it’s like gag me with a spoon. Maybe we can split an orange Julius; then hit the arcade for some dance dance


Siefer: Ok, so what do you guys want?
Raijin: Big Mac, Large fries, and a coke, ya know?
Fujin: CHICKEN NUGGETS!! VAULE MEAL!! ICE TEA!!
Siefer: ::into drive thru box:: Ok, I’d like a Big Mac, Large Fries and a coke; a chicken nugget value meal with Ice tea ::to fujin:: What size?
Fujin: MEDIUM!!
Siefer: ::Back into order box:: uh, make that value meal a medium and a cheeseburger happy meal with a chocolate milk
Raijin: o.O
Fujin: O.o
Siefer: What? See they have this Chronicles of Narnia promotion….
Raijin and Fujin: o.O
Siefer: They have Tumnus toys….
Raijin and fujin: O.o
Siefer: It’s for my cousin…
Raijin and fujin: o.O
Siefer: Whatever I don’t have to justify myself to you ::mutters:: stupid tampons
Fujin: BIB?
Raijin: Fujin’s right ya know, perhaps the baby would like a bib?
::Fujin and raijin crack up::
Siefer: @$$ pirates….




Thanks to family guy:

Quistis in a banana suit: PEANUT BUTTER JELLY TIME

Laguna: Oh my God! Kiros, there’s a message in my Alpha-Bits, it says Ooooooo….
Kiros: Laguna, those are Cheerios

Quistis: Cid, remember those 3 weeks you spent narrating your own life?
::flashes back::
Edea: Cid, dinner’s ready
Cid: I shuddered with a grimmace at the questionable meal Edea had placed in front of me. Of course I would never tell her how sick her cooking made me, but somehow I think she always knew ::Edea glares:: Edea had always had a youthful look about her but lately I had grown more aware of her aging. Her eyes once shone with a youthful glimmer but now ::edea punches cid out, several hours pass::
Cid: I awoke several hours later on the dining room floor…

And anchor man:

Squall: I SPENT THE EVENING WITH RINOA HEARTILY AND IT WAS WONDERFUL AND NOW WE’RE IN LOVE… Did I say that loud?
Seifer: Yea, you pretty much yelled it.
Irvine: Say, squall, what’s it like?
Squall: What’s what like?
Siefer: Love…
Squall: You’ve never been in love?
Siefer: I think I was once…
Squall: What was her name?
Siefer: I don’t know
Squall: Well that’s not a great start but continue…
Siefer: She was Brazilian… or Mexican… Something weird… but we met in the bathroom of the Balamb shop and we made out for hours, then parted ways, never to see each other again…
Squall: I don’t think that’s love…
Siefer: D@MNIT!!!
Zell: I love… Desk… I love carpet…
Squall: Those are just things in the office Zell
Zell: I… Love lamp
Squall: Do you really love the lamp? Or are you just saying you do?
Zell: I LOVE LAMP!
Irvine: Come on Squall, tell us…
Squall: Well it’s something like this… ::sings:: Gonna grab my baby gonna hold her tight gonna grab some afternoon delight, my motto’s always been when its right its right why wait till the middle of the cold dark night? Sky rockets in flight…
All: AFTERNOON DELIGHT, WOAH OH AFTERNOON DELIGHT

[Celestial Chimera]

ok, I have a weird sense of humor but heres my pathetic attempts:
Rinoa: Screw Timber, they can liberate themselves. I’m gonna go hit daddy up for a couple bucks so I can go to the esthar mall.
Squall: OMG I totally need to get new boots, these are so last season it’s like gag me with a spoon. Maybe we can split an orange Julius; then hit the arcade for some dance dance


Siefer: Ok, so what do you guys want?
Raijin: Big Mac, Large fries, and a coke, ya know?
Fujin: CHICKEN NUGGETS!! VAULE MEAL!! ICE TEA!!
Siefer: ::into drive thru box:: Ok, I’d like a Big Mac, Large Fries and a coke; a chicken nugget value meal with Ice tea ::to fujin:: What size?
Fujin: MEDIUM!!
Siefer: ::Back into order box:: uh, make that value meal a medium and a cheeseburger happy meal with a chocolate milk
Raijin: o.O
Fujin: O.o
Siefer: What? See they have this Chronicles of Narnia promotion….
Raijin and Fujin: o.O
Siefer: They have Tumnus toys….
Raijin and fujin: O.o
Siefer: It’s for my cousin…
Raijin and fujin: o.O
Siefer: Whatever I don’t have to justify myself to you ::mutters:: stupid tampons
Fujin: BIB?
Raijin: Fujin’s right ya know, perhaps the baby would like a bib?
::Fujin and raijin crack up::
Siefer: @$$ pirates….




Thanks to family guy:

Quistis in a banana suit: PEANUT BUTTER JELLY TIME

Laguna: Oh my God! Kiros, there’s a message in my Alpha-Bits, it says Ooooooo….
Kiros: Laguna, those are Cheerios

Quistis: Cid, remember those 3 weeks you spent narrating your own life?
::flashes back::
Edea: Cid, dinner’s ready
Cid: I shuddered with a grimmace at the questionable meal Edea had placed in front of me. Of course I would never tell her how sick her cooking made me, but somehow I think she always knew ::Edea glares:: Edea had always had a youthful look about her but lately I had grown more aware of her aging. Her eyes once shone with a youthful glimmer but now ::edea punches cid out, several hours pass::
Cid: I awoke several hours later on the dining room floor…

And anchor man:

Squall: I SPENT THE EVENING WITH RINOA HEARTILY AND IT WAS WONDERFUL AND NOW WE’RE IN LOVE… Did I say that loud?
Seifer: Yea, you pretty much yelled it.
Irvine: Say, squall, what’s it like?
Squall: What’s what like?
Siefer: Love…
Squall: You’ve never been in love?
Siefer: I think I was once…
Squall: What was her name?
Siefer: I don’t know
Squall: Well that’s not a great start but continue…
Siefer: She was Brazilian… or Mexican… Something weird… but we met in the bathroom of the Balamb shop and we made out for hours, then parted ways, never to see each other again…
Squall: I don’t think that’s love…
Siefer: D@MNIT!!!
Zell: I love… Desk… I love carpet…
Squall: Those are just things in the office Zell
Zell: I… Love lamp
Squall: Do you really love the lamp? Or are you just saying you do?
Zell: I LOVE LAMP!
Irvine: Come on Squall, tell us…
Squall: Well it’s something like this… ::sings:: Gonna grab my baby gonna hold her tight gonna grab some afternoon delight, my motto’s always been when its right its right why wait till the middle of the cold dark night? Sky rockets in flight…
All: AFTERNOON DELIGHT, WOAH OH AFTERNOON DELIGHT

Squalls Angel this marvellous and Hilarious!:D

[Lychon]

Squalls Angel this marvellous and Hilarious!:D

Not to mention ripped from Anchorman. Classic.

[Celestial Chimera]

Squall in a contemplative mood -

Squall: This will be the result.
Rinoa: (running) Squall protect me! Protect me! Irvinne is trying to introduce me to his little friend!
Squall: I thought Selphie saw that last night when we three got together- what!? Really!?
Rinoa: Yes, (sobbing) he was grinning at me too!
Squall: Well slap him, (smiling) he will start crying as a little boy! He'll so "Oh no my little friend is dead! NO!"
Rinoa: But...(quietly) Can't you do that?
Squall: May I ask why? Girls are great at slapping hence the B term
Rinoa: But...I can't...
Squall: Hey Irvinne is a jerk so get that red on his face baby!
Rinoa: No...I can't...well...you are supposed to save me!
Squall: Get your lazy ass out there and slap him!
Rinoa: No, I'm fragile I'm a DID remember! I fill that slot out...quite well
Squall: A DID?
Rinoa: Damsel In Distress
Squall: (blinks) Rinoa aren't you like a sorceress thingie?
Rinoa: Oh c'mon! I need protection!
Squall: Not now Rinoa I'm busy
Rinoa: Doing what! (angrily)
Squall: Planning on something.
Rinoa: Fine! I'll go and ask Seifer - hey wait a minute! What the hell were you doing with Irvinne and Selphie!
Squall: (grinning naughtily) Let's just we were counting our luck stars
Rinoa: You - you-
(She leaves)

Meanwhile -

Seifer: Alright I'll hurt him Rinoa - only
Rinoa: Only
Seifer: (grinning) If you see my little friend
Rinoa: So where is he? What's his name
Seifer: Well...uh...uh...the name...Annie!Yeah Annie! (thinking) ANNIE! I JUST CALLED MY -
Rinoa: So your friend is a girl (hugs Seifer) Oh Seifer I thought you were dirty as Irvinne I thought you meant that!
Seifer: I did - uh - oh yeah right - so come along let's meet Annie
Rinoa: Where is she?
Seifer: In my bedroom
Rinoa: Ok

To Squall in a grand laboratory -

Doctor Odine: Yes, this is difficult, but for you Squall I will do it.
Squall: Please doc - I really wanna have it
Doctor Odine: Alright boy, I see your seriousness - Ok First tear some strands of your hair and eat them -(Squall does it) - Now, circle around and bark like a dog -(Squall does that too) - Now, lick your -
Squall: Doctor I won't! What's the point in all this!?
Doctor Odine: Ok, but tear your shirt and scream "I love Seifer Almasy and I will sleep with anyone for ten bucks!"- (Squall does it) -Yes, very interesting (records Squall's behaviour) interesting how you act as a slave to my commands when they have nuthing related to your desire
(SLAM! -explanatory in itself)
Squall: Hey you stupid git tell me how to get my dream ok (grabbing his colour)
Doctor Odine: Ok, ok, eat this
Squall: What's this?
Doctor Odine: Sorceress's Urine
Squall: Why you -(about to throw the bottle)
Doctor Odine: No, its just a concoction
Squall: Of what!?
Doctor Odine: uh - well, uh, my laundry and Sorceress's Urine
Squall: Yuck!
Doctor Odine: I'm joking! It's only cough syrup Ok, drink this, it's the tears of Bahamut
Squall: Ok
(Drinks and starts transforming)
Squall: Oh my! I finally transformed!
Doctor Odine: Yes it worked!
Squall: Now give me those clothes
Doctor Odine: But they're- they're
Squall: Whose!? Doesn't matter - give 'em
Doctor Odine: Ok (unsure) here
Squall: Good now I'm off
(he leaves)
Edea: (comes out naked) Odine aren't we gonna - hey where are my clothes!?
Doctor Odine: Yes - Yes - we are come on now!
Quitis: (hiding underneath a table) Dammit! When's my turn!?

Inside the Dormitory -

Selphie: I'm bored
Zell: I'm hungry
Irvinne: I wanna do it
(All look at eachother)
Irvinne: Well it kinda translates to the same solution
(They go to Selphie's room)

Inside Cid's Room -

Cid: I wonder where Edea went oh well, Elleone! We can do it now!
Elleone: Alright, give me your hand and I tell your fortune
Cid: Yeah!
Elleone: I see a very attractive brunette in your love life tonight
Cid: Edea! Really! Finally after a long time -
Elleone: (clears her throat) Ummm, Hello, (points at her hair)
Cid: (after some minutes) Ohhhhh, Ok can we continue (smiles)

With Rajin, Fujin And Nida -

Rajin: So yeah that's how I ate a Chocobo alive
Nida: Eww Dude I still can't believe it
Fujin: THEORY HAS BEEN FORMED!
Nida: What theory?
FUJIN: GALBADIAN SOLDIERS LAY CHOCOBO EGGS SO THEY WEAR ARMOUR TO COVER THEIR EYES FOR SHAME!
Nida/Rajin: (blinking) What?
Fujin: Sorry, I think I ate the hotdog that Zell spit on
Nida: Hey, whose that woman? She's hot!
Rajin: Really attractive!
Fujin: BISEXUAL FORMAT NOW IN ACTIVE MODE!


In Seifer's room -

Rinoa: Geez Seifer sleeping with you was ok but whatever happened to Annie?
Seifer: Uh, she didn't want to have a second visit (grinning secretly) she is already happy with the first (thinking) ANNIE! ANNIE!
Rinoa: oh, that's too bad I hope we become friends
Seifer: (grinning) Don't worry you will
Rinoa: Well, I'm off, Bye Seifer
(She leaves and Seifer goes to that secret area)
Seifer: I need a cig
Mysterious Woman: Here
Seifer: Hey thanks - Wow, you're hot!I mean really beautiful!
Mysterious Woman: Well thank-you
Seifer: You know you look very familiar
Mysterious Woman: Do I?
Seifer: Yeah, your yellow eyes - silver hair - I know this will sound crazy but you remind me of a guy named Squall I don't know why you guys don't look alike but you look alot like Rinoa to be honest.
Mysterious Woman: Well that's because I am Squall.
Seifer: What the-! Squall! - hey you are!
Squall/Ultimacia: That's right baby! I am Ultimacia!

{Thus a new therory for Ultimacia! LOL!:D }

[Shoeberto]

Squall: "period period period"

[Doomie]

Squall: Wow, everything makes sense. There isn't some stupid random plot-twist that makes no sense whatsoever!

Hsu told me Squall would say that and I was ^_^, but then he never said it so I was ;_;.

[Shoeberto]

Dude you are totally player hating.

[Fonzie]

Squall: Dude she's my sister that means that time she'd touc...*ugh*

[SquallsAngel]

Originally Posted by Celestial Chimera:
Squalls Angel this marvellous and Hilarious!


Not to mention ripped from Anchorman. Classic.


Family guy too, but I gave credit where credit was due :angel:

Mayor Dobe: I'm gonna kick your @$$...

Edea: You know, i don't much care for children

[loza]

Rinoa: i love u tidus!!
:tongue: :tongue: :tongue: :tongue: :tongue: :tongue: :tongue:

[McLovin']

Selphie: Lets do a concert for Squall and Rinoa!

Irvine: Oh yeah! Can't touch this! *DUN NAN NUN NAN*

[Future Esthar]

My signature is a good example of something to post here.

[Alexander]

Rinoa: It was last summer... I was 16. Lots of fond memories... Seifer and me were--
Squall: I WON'T HAVE IT! I'm not having anyone talk about me in the past tense! *flees from room*
Zell, Quistis and Selphie: ok wtf
Squall: *outside* No... I won't have people talking about how emo Squall was when he suicided by slitting his wrists! AND I WON'T HEAR RINOA TALKING ABOUT WHEN SHE AND SEIFER LOVED EACH OTHER! That breaks my fragile heart! *starts to cry*
Rinoa: *heard Squall screaming* ...actually, the fond memories were about Seifer telling me about his love with Squall and I was writing everything at a fic... oh god that was a great fic <3
Quistis: Can I read it someday?
Rinoa: Sure.
Quistis: Thanks~

[*~Angel Wing~*]

_yeojina_, Alexander, UltimaOmega, SquallsAngel, & Celestial Chimera…ALL OF THOSE WERE HYSTERICAL!!! :laugh: :kaolaugh: :laugh: I hope you all like mine!!! :grinpink: :kaohappy2 :D

Squall: BOOYAKA!!!

Selphie: *glares at Squall* Whatever…anyway as I was saying, Laguna…I’m not obsessed with you anymore.

Everyone: *GASP* :eek:

Selphie: Yes yes I know it’s a shock, but I’ve decided…I LIKE WARD NOW!!! *runs off with Ward*

Laguna: CURSE YOU WARD!!! …(sigh)…I guess I ain’t pimpin’ no more…

Kiros: Stop trying to act black, and like you were ever pimpin’ at all…:rolleyes2

Laguna: SHUT UP!!! *knocks Kiros out cold* Man…that felt good…I ALWAYS WANTED TO DO THAT!!! *walks away satisfied* :D

Irvine: Some people say I remind them of Michael Jackson, except I like little boys and big boys… :jokey:

Seifer: Hey Zell, I did yo mama…heheheh look, there she is now… *points*

Zell: Um Seifer…that’s Quistis.

Trepe Groupies: ooooh BURN!!!

Seifer: Woah…you’re right!!! There’s not much of a difference though…:D

Trepe Groupies: ooooh DOUBLE BURN!!!

Zell: HEY!!! Don’t you talk about my mama like that!!! :hot: At least she doesn’t look as ugly as Quistis…

Trepe Groupies: ooooh TRIPLE BURN!!!

Quistis: …I am a failure…first as an instructor, and now as a human being. I am not worthy to live in this world…let me get Irvine’s rifle…


*A shot is heard a few moments later…*

Zell: ………….

Seifer: ………….

Trepe Groupies: FINALLY!!! You don’t know how long we’ve been waiting for that!!! Now we can idolize…XU!!! :laugh:

Rinoa: …um…yeah…anyway, speaking of your parents Zell, I found out we have the same dad!!!

Zell: So that means…

Everyone: General Caraway’s a pimp?

Zell & Rinoa: NO!!! It means…*starts to sing* We are family!!! I got all my sisters and meee!!!

Squall: BOOYAKA? Wait…Zell, you were at the orphanage with us, so technically you guys aren’t really related.

Zell: …hm…you’re right……..OH WHAT THE HELL!!! WHO CARES!?!?!

Zell & Rinoa: *continues to sing* Oh yeah!!! We are family!!! I got all my sisters and meee!!!

Seifer: Hey Squall…wasn’t last night SOOO AWESOME!?!?!

Everyone: O_o

Squall: BOOYAKA!?!?! :confused: Um Seifer…remember when you became suicidal after you found out I was straight? And you had to go to counseling ever since? That wasn’t me you were with last night…

Rinoa: Right cause Squall was with me!!!

Everyone: ……O_O

Rinoa: ….EW YOU PERVS!!! No…it was only dinner.

Seifer: Oh…right…I REMEMBER NOW!!! I was with Irvine last night!!!


*Previous night…*

Irvine: Hey Seifer…you wanna see my never-never land? :jokey:

Seifer: Wow!!! That sounds like fun!!! Where is it?

Irvine: Come to my room and I’ll show you everything…:D


*Back to present…*

Seifer: Wow…I don’t know how I forgot that. I haven’t been with it today…first mixin’ up Ma Dincht and Quistis, and now Squall and Irvine…*takes out home-made pot and starts smoken’ it* Honestly…I don’t know what’s wrong…it’s like my brain’s in a cloud of smoke or something…

Everyone: ……:eep:

Cid: Edea and I were never officially married…so we’re gonna go to one of those chapels in Las Vegas!!! …oh and by the way, I sold Garden to a strip club owner.

Seifer: With male strippers too right!?!?! Um...I mean I like female strippers and all, but I would prefer male ones…*cough* …yeah…:riiight:

Everyone: ……....:eep:

Fujin: PROSTITUTES!!! :smash:

Raijin: Heheheh…yeah ya can’t forget them ya know…

Cid: ………..:eep: *grabs Edea and leaves*

Irvine: Heheheh……I said I like big boys too……:jokey: :D

:bigbiggri

[Shiny]

So long! :Oo:


Squall: BOOYAKA!!!Selphie: *glares at Squall* Whatever…anyway as I was saying, Laguna…I’m not obsessed with you anymore.
Lmao! Switched roles rule.

Zell: ………….

Seifer: ………….

Trepe Groupies: FINALLY!!! You don’t know how long we’ve been waiting for that!!! Now we can idolize…XU!!! :laugh:

Rinoa: …um…yeah…anyway, speaking of your parents Zell, I found out we have the same dad!!!

Zell: So that means…

Everyone: General Caraway’s a pimp?

Zell & Rinoa: NO!!! It means…*starts to sing* We are family!!! I got all my sisters and meee!!!

Squall: BOOYAKA? Wait…Zell, you were at the orphanage with us, so technically you guys aren’t really related.



Irvine: Hey Seifer…you wanna see my never-never land? :jokey:

Seifer: Wow!!! That sounds like fun!!! Where is it?

Irvine: Come to my room and I’ll show you everything…:D

Seifer: Wow…I don’t know how I forgot that. I haven’t been with it today…first mixin’ up Ma Dincht and Quistis, and now Squall and Irvine…*takes out home-made pot and starts smoken’ it* Honestly…I don’t know what’s wrong…it’s like my brain’s in a cloud of smoke or something…

Everyone: ……:eep:

Cid: Edea and I were never officially married…so we’re gonna go to one of those chapels in Las Vegas!!! …oh and by the way, I sold Garden to a strip club owner.

Seifer: With male strippers too right!?!?! Um...I mean I like female strippers and all, but I would prefer male ones…*cough* …yeah…:riiight:

Funny! Especially the part about Irvine and 'Never Ever Land'.

[Bart's Friend Milhouse]

Zell: Hey why don't you guys come and crash in my room?

[*~Angel Wing~*]

So long! :Oo:

Lmao! Switched roles rule.

Funny! Especially the part about Irvine and 'Never Ever Land'.
Thank you!!! :grinpink:

[Shiny]

Here are some more:

Selphie: "Bus Bus ride ride ride. I LOVE BUSES MORE THAN TRAINS!"
Seifer: "Squall, buddy, let's not fight. Let's all hold hands and sing by the camp fire."
Irvine: "You want me to shoot Edea? Okay!" *Fires*
Rinoa: "Seifer is so much better than Squall."
Laguna: "Lu--Squall I am your father."
Kiros: "You are so brave, Laguna! I envy youuu!"
Laguna: "Wow, we're not lost. Commence the celebration!"
Zell: "Why do I suck so much?"
Squall: "Come here, Quistis, I want to talk to you."
Quistis: *Starts talking to a wall*
Seifer: "Ohhh a doggy! Can I pet it mommy please?"

[Waveth]

This is the very beggining of the game.

Doctor: Well Squall there doesn't seem to be any malignant hemourhagous infractions to you deltoid....
Squall: English please...
Doctor: Ok, You see Squall the itty bitty little squirmy thingy isn't going to hurt you, But I'm afraid you have cancer, I'm sorry squall you won't be living after today.
Squall:Oh....ok.... *Walks out of the room*
Zell:BOOYAH BOOYAH BOOYAH BOOYAH BOOYAH!!!!!!
Squall: *stares at Zell*
Zell: BOOYAH BOOYAH BOOYAH BOOYAH BOOYAH BOOOOOOOOYAAAAAAAAH!
Squall:Whatever, Zell do you have an extra remedy?
Zell:BOOYAH BOOYAH BOOYAH BOOYAH BOOYAH BOOYAH BOOYAH BOOYAH BOOYAH BOOYAH BOOYAH BOOYAH BOOYAH BOOYAH BOOYAH BOOYAH BOOYAH BOOYAH BOOYAH BOOYAH BOOYAH BOOYAH *EXPLODES*
Squall:Kay, I'll take that as a no.
Cid:*heard from the doctors office* CANCER?
Seifer: *heard from the doctors office* CANCER?
Selphie: YAAAY! DOES CANCER HAVE ANY TRAINS?
Squall: Everyone has cancer? How in the hell...*Notices a thorn stuck in his butt* What the....
Cactaur:*walks away* doodoo doo dooo....
Rinoa: SQUALL SQUALL!!! Isn't it great we both have cancer! We can both die together!
Squall: Whats so great abou....Wait...How did you know I had cancer?!
Rinoa:Um...er...I'm the daughter of a wealthy man, I can go into the doctors files.
Squall: But the doctor doesn't record anything until 3 hours later....so...
Rinoa: Oh shi t...
Squall:You b**ch....You Cancer giving mother-******* *** ****** ***** ****** ******** ** ******** ***** ** ***** *** *** ** ** ** ****** ****** ***** ******* **** *** ******* ****** ****** ******* **** **** ******* ****** ****** ** ** ** ******** **** ****** * ** ***** *** ****** ***** **** ***** ***** ***** ***** ***** ****** **** **** *** ** ***** ** ****** *** ***** ** ********* ******* ***** *** ** ***** ****** ****** *** *** ** ***** ***** ******* ***** *** ** *** ** ****** **** ******* *** ** ** **** ** * ** * ** * * ** * **** ** *** ****** ***** ****** **** ** ** *** ****** **** ** ** ******* ******* **** **..... *Glares at Edea* I swear to god if you don't take off my censored spell I'm going to *** ****** ***** ****** **** ** ** ******* **** *** *** **** *** *** * ****** ** ** * ** ***** ******* ***** **** *** ******* **** ****** ****** ****** ***** *** ******* ***** *** ******* ***** * ********** ******* ********* ****** **** ********* ****** ******* **** ****** ****** ***** ***** ***** ***** ***** ****** **** * * * *** * * ****** ****** *** **** *** **** *** *** ***** ******* ******* **** * ** ** * * * ******** ****** ***** *** ***** ** ** * ******** ********* and etc.

Fin.

[boys from the dwarf]

irvine: vincent. i challenge you to a duel! *glove slaps vincent*
vincent: i accept. *slaps back with his metal arm.*
if anyone can tell me what film that was a spoof of i will tell them the meaning of life.

[_yeojina_]

Laguna: All right, I got the right map. All we need to do is go to the right and we're at the bar! *Turns to the left*
Kiros: That's the left, idiot.
Ward: He's right, ya know.
Laguna: Hey, you're not Raijin, got it? Okay good. *Thinking* I still don't know my lefts and rights! No dinner again!

In the training grounds...
Squall: I have officially trained a T-Rexaur!
Quistis: Great! All you need to do is find a Chocobo, a Tonberry, a Cactuar, a Wendigo and Irvine's gun, and you've completed the SeeD test!
Squall: God help me.

In the Library...
Rinoa: Hey Zell, what are you reading about?
Zell: *Quickly hides book* Uhm... nothing!
Rinoa: Tell me! Or else... *Reaches for her pocket*
Zell: NOOO!!! Please!!! Not my very first clothes!

In the Dormitory...
Selphie: Where would Squall hide his gunblade? It would make me a fortune!
Irvine: Where would I leave my gun? It's worth a fortune!
Cid: Where are my sunglasses? It would make me a dude!
Edea: Where's my voodoo doll? It would make me a cheesecake!
Ellone: Where would Ward hide his harpoon? I need to practice my weightlifting!
Squall: WTF are you doing in my dorm?!?!
Rinoa: WTF are you doing in Squall's dorm?!?!
Quistis: WTF are you doing with my spare glasses?!?!
Ultimecia: WTF are you doing to my air-konditioning system which kools my kastle and pwns all the other buildings!?!? *Explosion is heard*
Ultimecia: NOOOO!!!!!!!!!!! MY KASTLE!!! MY AIR-KONDITIONING!!! MY FILES OF YURI!!! Er... I didn't do anything!
Zell: Oooh! A hotdog! *Prepares to eat the hotdog*
Seifer: ZELL!!! WTF ARE YOU DOING TO MY HOTDOG!!!

Later in the Cafeteria...
Squall: Oooh! A flashback!

In the flashback...
Quistis: Squall, do you know how to use your gunblade?
Squall: I'm a gunblade specialist, of course I know!
Ifrit: Prove it. *Squall softly pokes Ifrit* ACK!!! Guess I'll have to join you...

FIN

[nik0tine]

FFVIII characters would never say anything and everything that is not in the game script.

[Fonzie]

Irvine: I can't shoot her...
Squall: *sigh*
Irvine: I try to act cool but never can keep it real
Squall: Give me the fucking rifle you dumbass
Irvine: Hey, your mean.
Squall: Your gay
Irvine: ...am not...

[Ciretho]

Squall: Alright Selphie, think carefully. Where did you leave my glitter?

Irvine: *Sniff Sniff* Eh? that smell is... Zell! Are you smoking Gyshal greens?!
Zell: Shome kid shold it to me insh a foresht.... Fweeee.

Ultimecia: My... my sandcastle... DIE EVIL WAVES!! *Procedes to turn merge with griever*

Quistis: How does your gunblade work Squall?
Squall: Dunno, I just press R1 and KABLAMMO!

On Ragnarock. Squall and Rinoa.
Squall: Starts humming 'Eyes on Me'
Rinoa: What are you doing?
Squall: I just got this song stuck in my head.

Selphie on train
Selphie: Train, train, take us away...

Selphie on ragnarock
Selphie; Ragnarock, Ragnarock, take us away...

Selphie riding on Irvines back
Selphie: Irvine, Irvine, take us away...

[Ciretho]

Zell: Hey Squall, I just got to Hotdog lvl. 99! I am the king!

Ultemecia: Cid! Are you playing runescape AGAIN!
Cid: But..but.. I''ve almost finished a quest!

Seifer: One day I'll tell you about my ROMANTIC dream! *Looks out of screen and winks*
Me: Ngyaaah!

Chicabo: This isn't easy to say but... Squall, i have to move out. i'm sorry.
Squall: But where will you go?
Chicabo: i've found a nice pocketstation willing to take me in.
Squall: You said you were just friends!

[Hambone]

Squall: Yo Mama!

[Bart's Friend Milhouse]

Squall (to Zell): Hey ahab. Kypo mein dubage?

[Shin Gouken]

Seifer: Chicken wuss
Zell: MOTHER FUCKIN PIECE OF /xxx.gif/xxx.gif/xxx.gif/xxx.gif!!!!!!


Irvine: Scratch my ass???
Zell: errr no!


Cid: Hey dog, what's goin all ya'll. I'm down with the hip mofo ya'll. I had to pop a cop who wasn't givin me ma props in oaktown. mmmhmmm that's right girlfriend



Boys of the dwarf, men in tights :)

[Bart's Friend Milhouse]

Squall (to Rinoa at inauguration party): Yes, I would very much like to dance with you. By the way your fancy hand spasm completely worked on me

[_yeojina_]

Zell: Hey, guess what guys?
Everyone else: What?
Zell: I got a new fighting technique!
*Everyone slowly takes a step back*
Zell: Instead of punching random monsters, I'm gonna bitch slap them!
*Everyone walks away*
Zell: What?
*Lightning zaps his hotdogs he was preparing to eat*
Zell: Cool! Zapped hotdog!
*Zell glomps the zapped hotdog*

In Ultimecia's castle...
Ultimecia: I shall kill all SeeDs!
*Irvine's playing to CD music* *Ultimecia destroys the CD*
Squall: We shall save all music saved on those shiny circley stuff! And the other stuff on those circley things!

Back in Balamb Garden...
Rinoa: We finally defeated Ultimecia after 3 years!
Irvine: She was a pretty good target for shooting practice!
Zell: I also stole her gloves which are specially designed for bitch slapping!
Squall: She needed a good slash or two.
Quistis: And lots of whipping! She's been a very bad girl!
Selphie: I admit, I actually found her kinda kinky...
*Everyone walks away except for Zell*
Zell: Wanna go to the cafeteria?
Selphie: I heard that there were new zapped hotdogs. I wanna try some!

In the Ragnarok...
Xu: We are about to- OH MY GOD! IS THAT A JUMBO CACTUAR?!?!
*Everyone crowds around Xu*
Squall: She's right! And there's a Tonberry King!
Selphie: I can see a Chocobo and a Chicobo!
Zell: Beat this! I can see a Pupu-thingamagig!
Rinoa: It's called a Pupu. And I can see my darling Angelo flying into the engine. OH NO! HE'S GONNA BE MINCED DOGGY!
Quistis: Don't worry Rinoa, I'll give her a Phoenix Down... after I eat him... Er, I mean, after we find all the bits of Angelo! Right? Right? Right?
*Squall's comforting Rinoa*
Quistis: I never get any attention when I'm wearing my glasses...

In the Training Grounds...
Irvine: I'm the one with the snazzy rifles and the long guns!
Vincent: I'm the sexy one with a Calibur .45 and Selphie as my girlfriend!
FIN

[SquallsAngel]

irvine: vincent. i challenge you to a duel! *glove slaps vincent*
vincent: i accept. *slaps back with his metal arm.*
if anyone can tell me what film that was a spoof of i will tell them the meaning of life.


I believe it twas Robin Hood: Men in tights... My Lord it's pathetic that I know that...

Becca

[_yeojina_]

Rinoa: It's like, Zoh My God! Squall, I love you!
Squall: It's like, Zoh My God! Rinoa, I love you!

In the Cactuar Island...
Rinoa: Ooh! A cactuar! *Pokes the cactuar* Ow! Meanie! *Summons Leviathan*
Selphie: Nice going, Rinoa! Too bad you lost 7000 HP just by poking that Cactuar.
Zell: Hey! Who wants Zapped Cactuar?

FIN

[BahamutGurl]

Squall-This concert selphie set up makes me want to do the cha cha with Zell!

[_yeojina_]

Squall: I like Tonberries. :D And Rinoa.
Quistis: I luff Laguna. :love:
Rinoa: I luff Angelo. :D And Squall.
Selphie: I luff Irvine... He's so- *Selphie gets smacked by Vincent* I meant Vincent! He's so- *Selphie gets smacked by Irvine*
Laguna: Alrighty, peoples, back off, back off. We're having an authorised slapping-Selphie-on-the-head competition. Anyone not abiding to the rules will face... MY GUN! *Everyone gasps*
Zell: Hey! I'm the God of the annual slapping-Selphie-on-the-head competition!

Later, when all was quiet and some were hurt fairly badly...
Zell: Zapped Chocobo anyone?
Irvine: You don't belong here Vincent. Piss off.
Vincent: As long as I take Selphie with me. :mad:
Irvine: Don't even think about it. :mad2:
Squall: Break it up. Or else... :twak:
Irvine and Vincent: GOD NO! ANYTHING BUT THE SPLINTERED GUNBLADE!!! *Both run off to Ward for protection*

Meanwhile, in the library...
Seifer: You see her? *Points to Rinoa* I'm gonna poke her!
Fujin: You shouldn't be doing that.
Raijin: Yea, she's right, ya know! *Seifer walks up to Rinoa*
Seifer: Hi, Rinoa.
Rinoa: SQUALL!!! WHERE HAVE YOU- Oh, sorry Seifer. I thought it was Squall. *Seifer pokes Rinoa* HEY!!! MEANIE!!! *Casts Water on Seifer*
Raijin: We told ya lots of times before, ya know.
Fujin: Don't feel too bad, she always does that to anyone who pokes her. Except for Squall.
Seifer: Blub bloob glup gloop gleep blib blob! *Interpretation* WATER! I'M ALLERGIC TO WATER!!! ACK!

Later, when the SeeDs have gone on another mission, watching the LCD Screen in the Ragnarok...

TV: And now, the Tonberry King will demonstrate how to cut those stubborn Greens and Peppers.
Tonberry King: First, you need a Chef's Knife, like this. *Shows Chef's Knife* Then, you cut the Gysahl Greens, which I have here, into quarter sections. *DOINK DOINK DOINK DOINK! Gysahl Greens lose 9999 HP* Please make sure that you cut them properly so that the Greens lose 9999 HP. Use the same technique with the other Greens and Peppers. Thank you. Gunblades can also be used for this technique. *Loud screaming from the girls*
TV: And now, we have the less charming, more funny and stupid Jumbo Cactuar with his Physics lesson!
Jumbo Cactuar: Wassup? Today, I'm gonna tell you about my eternal love to Lily, my pet strawberry jam tart! *Presents Lily* Isn't she pretty? She just captures your heart! *Jumbo Cactuar starts glomping the jam tart*
Xu: Hey, we're near our destination. Please turn the damn LCD Screen off before I come over there and use my skills of Paekwondo, the famous and ancient arts of poking. *Everyone, except Squall, starts screaming in fear, with Zell having a girly scream after learning how to slap* Um, Squall?
Squall: No, I'm not going on a date with you.
Xu: But you promised! But you're supposed to scream in fear when I get ready to use my skills of Paekwondo, the famous and ancient arts of poking. *Squall pokes Xu with no skill of Paekwondo, the famous and ancient arts of poking* I WIN!!! Now, it's time to cut those damn Amnesia Greens for Zell's need for smoking again. *Evil smile inserted here*
FIN

[Thoughtless]

Sure it's been done but....

Zell: I am a chicken
*Zell cries*

[Twilight Edge]

Hi,I'm new.I don't know if this works but...

Seifer:Great,chicken-wuss.You just blew all our covers.
Zell:WHY?!Is it wrong loving you?

Quistis:I hate you,Squall.
Squall:I hate you even more,Quistis.

Zell:Yo Squall,can you show me your gunblade?
Squall:Sure*ZING*(Zell's head rolls on the ground)

Seifer:Hey chicken wuss.
Zell:Did someone say chicken roast?

Rinoa:Why do you love me?
Squall:Because I love your boobies.

Selphie:BOOYAKA!
Rey Mysterio:Hey,stop stealing my quote!

Irvine:I'm gay.
Everyone but Squall:...whatever.

Edea:Get out of my body!
Cid:Hey,I'm your husband!Is it wrong having anal sex with you?

Raijin:Fujin,I love you ya know...
Fujin:SLUT MODE ACTIVATED.(gets naked and has sex with Raijin)

[McLovin']

Can we stop with the gay/sex jokes cause they really aren't funny. More like old and done with.

[Bart's Friend Milhouse]

Ultima Blader Draco i beg you to stop saying you're new

[Twilight Edge]

Okay-okay.

[Hambone]

yeah. when it's your first day, then you can act like a total idiot. but, you have been here for a total of 4.

Squall: Everybody... I have something to tell you. Rinoa is pregnant. We are naming our baby girl, Crystal. She is due on the 18th. We are also getting married in May. I thank you all for being there when I was in my homosexual loner phase. I am baking you all cookies with your faces frosted on them.

...

On Crystal's due date:

Quistis: Oh, she's precious! You guys are so lucky! I want one! Come here, Zell! You and I are gonna make one of those!

Cid: Wow. Crystal looks just like Irvine...

Irvine: Yeah. Ummm.... I'm gonna go have my cookie.

[Hearts]

yeah. when it's your first day, then you can act like a total idiot. but, you have been here for a total of 4.

Squall: Everybody... I have something to tell you. Rinoa is pregnant. We are naming our baby girl, Crystal. She is due on the 18th. We are also getting married in May. I thank you all for being there when I was in my homosexual loner phase. I am baking you all cookies with your faces frosted on them.

...

On Crystal's due date:

Quistis: Oh, she's precious! You guys are so lucky! I want one! Come here, Zell! You and I are gonna make one of those!

Cid: Wow. Crystal looks just like Irvine...

Irvine: Yeah. Ummm.... I'm gonna go have my cookie.

Haha, yours is absolutely hilarious. :laugh:

Here's one that my sister randomly came up with when she noticed the thread title...

Squall: Where's Nemo?
Rinoa: I don't know, maybe that's why they made a movie.
Squall: I have to pee.
(Pause button randomly pops up in the middle of no-where)

Ehh. That was pretty lame. I'll come up with some later.

[Twilight Edge]

Squall: Where's Nemo?
Rinoa: I don't know, maybe that's why they made a movie.
Squall: I have to pee.
(Pause button randomly pops up in the middle of no-where)

Ehh. That was pretty lame. I'll come up with some later.

It's ok but it just didn't make any sense(no offence).

This is a new one:

Crystal is a year old.

Squall:Rinoa..........
Rinoa:Yes,what is it?
Squall:Crystal peed on me again.Now I'm wet all over and smell like...pee.
Rinoa:Awwwww...you naughty girl...why did you pee right in daddy's face,hm?
Crystal:HAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAAHHA!

Crystal is now three years old.

Zell:Yo,guys!Quistis is finally pregnant and we are having a boy!We are naming him Quetzel.
Everybody::eek: *gasps*:eek:

Quetzel's due day.

Selphie:He's soooooo cute!
Rinoa:Yeah.Hey Quistis,why don't we hook up our kids?
Squall:But our girl is older than him.
Everybody:......Whatever.
Irvine:Come to think of it,he looks a little like Seifer.
Quistis:So what?Crystal looks a little like you too.
Irvine:...

Crystal is now seven years old,Quetzel four.

Irvine:Come here,Crystal.
Seifer:Come here,Quetzel.
Crystal/Quetzel:Yes?
Irvine/Seifer:I don't know how to tell you this but...
Kids:???
Guys: (in a very abnormal scarse voice)I'm your father...
Kids:EEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAGGGGGGGGGGGGGGHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

I don't think that was very funny,though...

[Shadow The Red XIII Thing]

Seifer is going to court for pissin on a girl
Seifers lawyer: Were you aware seifer was going to piss on you Miss Heartilly
Rinoa: Hell yeah. Ive had guys who a lot older and less rich piss on me before
At Balamb Garden
Irvine,Zell, and Selphy are sittin around watchin the news.
Reporter on tv: It looks like SeeD Seifer Amalsy is tradin in his goldin locks for golden showers.
Irvine: Sounds good. Id love it if someone gave me a goldent shower
Zell and Selphy look at each other and begin LOLing
Irvine: What I would love a golden shower it would be cool to ahve a golden shower.
Selphy falls on the ground begins laughing even harder.
Irvine: I am serious I would love to have someguy start pissing all over me.

[Twilight Edge]

Seifer is going to court for pissin on a girl
Seifers lawyer: Were you aware seifer was going to piss on you Miss Heartilly
Rinoa: Hell yeah. Ive had guys who a lot older and less rich piss on me before
At Balamb Garden
Irvine,Zell, and Selphy are sittin around watchin the news.
Reporter on tv: It looks like SeeD Seifer Amalsy is tradin in his goldin locks for golden showers.
Irvine: Sounds good. Id love it if someone gave me a goldent shower
Zell and Selphy look at each other and begin LOLing
Irvine: What I would love a golden shower it would be cool to ahve a golden shower.
Selphy falls on the ground begins laughing even harder.
Irvine: I am serious I would love to have someguy start pissing all over me.

Haha...this is a good one.
P.S:Seifer is not a SeeD.

[Bart's Friend Milhouse]

Seifer is going to court for pissin on a girl
Seifers lawyer: Were you aware seifer was going to piss on you Miss Heartilly
Rinoa: Hell yeah. Ive had guys who a lot older and less rich piss on me before
At Balamb Garden
Irvine,Zell, and Selphy are sittin around watchin the news.
Reporter on tv: It looks like SeeD Seifer Amalsy is tradin in his goldin locks for golden showers.
Irvine: Sounds good. Id love it if someone gave me a goldent shower
Zell and Selphy look at each other and begin LOLing
Irvine: What I would love a golden shower it would be cool to ahve a golden shower.
Selphy falls on the ground begins laughing even harder.
Irvine: I am serious I would love to have someguy start pissing all over me.

If Selphie's lol ---> rofl ---> phsl then it would happen

[Shadow The Red XIII Thing]

Forgot Seifer wasnt a SeeD
New One
At the Dollet dancy thingamajig
While Sqall and Rinoa are dancing Zell and the rest of the gang watch from afar
Zell: I hatE coming to these things.
Selphie: I know
Zell looks at a man with a monicle and wierd looking face
Zell: look at that guy over there looks like he jerks off with icy-hot
Everyone LOLs except Irvine
Irvine:Whats so funny about that

[Noj_R]

Squall: Zell quit possessing me, you little $#@%!
http://i40.photobucket.com/albums/e231/Noj_R/BeforeScan2.jpg

[muzzer]

((its been a while, i still cant think of anything))

ward: i was lying about the throat thing, ive been able to talk this whole time
Kiros: so why didnt you tell us?
ward: im the odd looking fat one in the game, i just wanted to be loved and have some of the attenion for a change, its all about him *points to laguna*
*laguna in his trailer*
Laguna: i dont have to work with this, someone get my agent on the phone

(not very good, ahh well)
:choc: :moomba:

[Jushuku Yomide]

Rinoa: Meh, I don't feel like being annoying today.

Squall: Someone make some noise for God's sakes! It's quiet in here!

Seifer: Squall is awesome.

Zell:You're eating hot dogs?! WTF?!!1 Do you know how unhealthy those things are?

-A decent looking woman walks up to Irvine-
Woman: Hey, want to go out for some hot sechs?
Irvine: That's ridiculous. I would never have sex with you! I'm saving myself until marriage!

[Bart's Friend Milhouse]

Raijin: (after kicking Fujin) I AIN'T NO COWARD

[Heero Yuy NWZC]

Seifer is going to court for pissin on a girl
Seifers lawyer: Were you aware seifer was going to piss on you Miss Heartilly
Rinoa: Hell yeah. Ive had guys who a lot older and less rich piss on me before
At Balamb Garden
Irvine,Zell, and Selphy are sittin around watchin the news.
Reporter on tv: It looks like SeeD Seifer Amalsy is tradin in his goldin locks for golden showers.
Irvine: Sounds good. Id love it if someone gave me a goldent shower
Zell and Selphy look at each other and begin LOLing
Irvine: What I would love a golden shower it would be cool to ahve a golden shower.
Selphy falls on the ground begins laughing even harder.
Irvine: I am serious I would love to have someguy start pissing all over me.

LOL!!! you got that from the Boondocks!:laugh:

[Death Penalty]

I am glad to meet another who watches the boondocks.
So was my new one.

[The Fat Bioware Nerd]

Squall : My name is Bond...James Bond.

Selphie : I am Pussy Galore.

Seifer : *Gazes at Selphie.* Lovely girl she tastes like...Like strawberries.

Squall : I wouldn't know.

Seifer : I would.

Squall : Do you expect me to talk?

Seifer : No Mr. Bond I expect you to die!

[Twilight Edge]

It's ok but it just didn't make any sense(no offence).

This is a new one:

Crystal is a year old.

Squall:Rinoa..........
Rinoa:Yes,what is it?
Squall:Crystal peed on me again.Now I'm wet all over and smell like...pee.
Rinoa:Awwwww...you naughty girl...why did you pee right in daddy's face,hm?
Crystal:HAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAAHHA!

Crystal is now three years old.

Zell:Yo,guys!Quistis is finally pregnant and we are having a boy!We are naming him Quetzel.
Everybody::eek: *gasps*:eek:

Quetzel's due day.

Selphie:He's soooooo cute!
Rinoa:Yeah.Hey Quistis,why don't we hook up our kids?
Squall:But our girl is older than him.
Everybody:......Whatever.
Irvine:Come to think of it,he looks a little like Seifer.
Quistis:So what?Crystal looks a little like you too.
Irvine:...

Crystal is now seven years old,Quetzel four.

Irvine:Come here,Crystal.
Seifer:Come here,Quetzel.
Crystal/Quetzel:Yes?
Irvine/Seifer:I don't know how to tell you this but...
Kids:???
Guys: (in a very abnormal scarse voice)I'm your father...
Kids:EEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAGGGGGGGGGGGGGGHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

I don't think that was very funny,though...

The story continues...

Rinoa/Quistis:What's going on here?
Kids:They just said that they're our daddies!
Girls:WT@#$@%@#$@#$@##$#$%@??!!

The next day.

Squall:WTF?Crystal's your kid?
Zell:WTHF do you mean by Quetzel's your kid?
Irvine:Errr...that's because...
Seifer:...we had unsafe sex with the girls.
Squall:Oh yeah...I remembered that we *censored* Quistis without wearing the plastic bags.
Irvine:Same here.
Rinoa/Selphie:What did you SAY???!!
Guys:Uh-oh.
DISH!DOSH!SMASH!WHAM!THUD!
Guys:....owwwwwwwww.....
Silence reigns for two minutes.
Everybody:Now what do we do???!!!

To be continued...

[_yeojina_]

Squall: Let's play Charades! *Everyone else agrees*
Quistis: Squall, since you started the idea, then you go first.
Squall: Erm... Okay! I thought of one! *Gets out his gunblade and slashes it through Irvine's head*
Headmaster Cid: Squall, you should know by now that-- *Sniffs the air* GUESS WHAT EVERYONE?!?! IT'S DONUT DAY!!! *Only Zell goes drifting to the cafeteria*
Edea: I know! You wanted to kill Irvine!
Squall: CORRECT, Edea!!! Your turn!
Edea: Um... Okay! *Starts poking Selphie in the left bicep*
Selphie: That hurt!

Meanwhile, in the cafeteria...
Zell: Hey Seifer, let's have a donut-eating competition!
Seifer: How much ya wanna bet?
Zell: Hmm... let's say, about 10 gil?
Seifer: You're on!
After 24 seconds of eating donuts...
Seifer: Ugh... 2 donuts are too much for me...
Zell: BOOYAKA! I beat you by 1 crumb, Seifer! Now, gimme my gil!!!

FIN

[The Fat Bioware Nerd]

Squall : Rinoa I am your brother...

Rinoa : NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!*Rinoa runs away crying.*

Zell : *Zell gets down on his knees in front of Selphie and pulls out a box with a diamond ring in it.*Selphie will you marry me?

Selphie : I'm sorry Zell but I'm already in love with Squall.

[Fatal Impurity]

kuja: doesnt queen breane look hot in that dress?

[The Fat Bioware Nerd]

Squall : Hey Rinoa I'm here to pimp your ride!

Rinoa : Really!?

Squall : Nah I'm just messing with you actually I'm here to pimp Selphie's ride.

Rinoa : Aww...

Selphie : YEEESSS!!! Thank you Squall!!!*Selphie grabs Squall and kisses him*

Squall : No problem baby.

[Death Penalty]

Rinoa: Seifer I luv you
Seifer: So I love Fujin
Fujin:LOVE

[The Fat Bioware Nerd]

Squall : Here's Squally!

Cid : Quistis you're fired!

Selphie : May the force be with you.

Quistis : Welcome to McDonalds may I take your order please?

Rinoa : I'd like one big mac and a strawberry milk shake.

Irvine : Traveling through hyperspace ain't like dusting crops boy!

Zell : You can't see me!

Seifer : I choose you Pikachu!

[_yeojina_]

Headmaster Cid: Quistis, thou art fired!
Quistis: Speaketh thy reason.
Headmaster Cid: Thou has forgotten to speaketh to Squall to clean thy chamber pots!

FIN

[Heero Yuy NWZC]

Squall: I have a confession to make Rinoa...
Rinoa: *gasp* what?
Squall: You just won a fabulous new car!

[The Fat Bioware Nerd]

Cid : Lord Vader can you hear me?

Squall : Yes Master.

Cid : Rise.

Squall : Master is Padme' safe? Is she alright?

Cid : It seems that within your anger you killed her.

Squall : No she can't be...She was alive I felt it...

Squall : NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!

*Cid has an evil smile on his face.*

[Heero Yuy NWZC]

That was...not that great really. Just the switching of Star Wars chars to FFVIII. Do something original(I know mine is off of gameshows but that was from a movie. there's a difference)

[The Fat Bioware Nerd]

That was...not that great really. Just the switching of Star Wars chars to FFVIII. Do something original(I know mine is off of gameshows but that was from a movie. there's a difference)

Whatever...

[Heero Yuy NWZC]

ok. :D

[The Fat Bioware Nerd]

Irvine : Look like a butterfly sting like a bee!

Squall : The champ is here!

Seifer : I'm the greatest of all time!

Selphie : Biggie Biggie Biggie can't you see sometimes your words just hypnotize me.

[Shadow The Red XIII Thing]

Lmao
Quotin one of my fav. songs

[Llednar Twem]

Irvine: I have a date with Edea tonight! She has massive breasts!

[The Fat Bioware Nerd]

Squall : It was all a dream I used to read Word Up Magazine Salt 'N' Pepper and Heavy D up in the limosine.

[Twilight Edge]

Couldn't think of anything new for my story,instead I came up with this:

Squall:[!]F*** YOU.[/!]*snip*

John,are you a John Cena fan?

Do not ever go around the filters again. ~ Leeza

[Alexander]

Irvine: I have a date with Edea tonight! She has massive breasts!

But Irvine WOULD say that. No, really. XD

[The Fat Bioware Nerd]

Squall : *Squall is drawing a tattoo on Seifer's back.*

Seifer : Hey! How is the tattoo of Biggie Smalls going?

Squall : Oh snap! You said you wanted a tattoo of Biggie Smalls?

Seifer : Yeah...

Squall : I thought you said you wanted a tattoo of Biggie's balls.

[Twilight Edge]

No that lyric was from the late Notorious B.I.G. if you actually listened to rap music you would know this.(Listening to wrestler wannabe rappers doesn't count in my opinion.)

Oh...I see...:)