The Story About A Guy With No Sense Of Direction And An Appetite For Cake!

[themagicroundabout]

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If you were to write a book about your life, an autobiography thing, then what would you call it? what words do you think sum up your life best? :excited:

[Neco Arc]

I like cake. And pie.... emm... pie...

oh yeah about the topic

um... game addict and a Final Fantasy fanboy :thumb:

[Sasquatch]

What would I call it? Well, "My Life" would work well, but that's already been taken, and not by somebody I'd like to relate myself to. But ... something really simple. Like me.

[edczxcvbnm]

I would call it "That Story". The writing on the back would be something like.

"A story about that guy in that place at that time. Adventure with us into the things that he does. AMBIGUITY!"

[fire_of_avalon]

We used to have this thread, but I forget what I said last time. I'm gonna say "Hey Y'all."

[Meat Puppet]

self titled with a huge picture of me on the front and a black and white picture on the back and published after I die so it's incomplete but most of it is fiction anyway because I'm a lying whore

[Karl]

so far, my book would b called Crash and BURN!!

[Ultima Shadow]

"Do yourself a favour: Don't read this book"

[Strider]

21 Years in the Valley.

[Yamaneko]

Confessions of a Russian Forum Poster

[Alive-Cat]

How to screw your life up royally By Sean Atkins. :D

[GunbladeMaster]

How to be an Idiot for Dummies

[SammieBabe]

Raging B*tch with Really Good Luck

[Psychotic]

The Bible.

[Necron]

I would call it : A book, about a guy, who can't think of a name for his book.

[Old Manus]

The Bible.
Jesus might sue you for copyright

[Rye]

I don't know. It'd be quite boring. My life hasn't been exceptional except for a few aspects of it, but it hasn't been bad either. To say it was amazing would be lying and to say it was bad would be emo.

Chicken Soup of the Ryechu Soul would be it's title. Well, not really. xD I don't know what it'd be called, actually. I'd probably rip off a song title.

[Psychotic]

Jesus might sue you for copyrightThen I'll sue him for stealing the whole "Curing people of leprosy" thing.

[Rye]

Then I'll sue him for stealing the whole "Curing people of leprosy" thing.

http://www.vince.devisland.net/jesus3.jpg

[Old Manus]

BUT HE ACTUALLY DID

[UWAOOOOU]

It would be specific and un witty, the exact opposite of every other autobigraphy, ever.

[Psychotic]

And so did I! And I was doing it first, too. But as soon as I do something, it becomes cool to posers like Jesus, and he has to get in on the act.

Just ask Meat Puppet or Shoden what happened to their leprosy and they'll tell you all about how I touched them and made it all better. :)

[ZeZipster]

I remember what I said in the last rendition of this thread...

What I Do with the Same Hand that Wrote this Book

[Destai]

how I touched them and made it all better. :)thats it, right there.
I remember what I said in the last rendition of this thread...

What I Do with the Same Hand that Wrote this Bookawesome xD

[Psychotic]

thats it, right there.I can touch you in your sore spots too, if you like Destai.

[Anaisa]

And so did I! And I was doing it first, too. But as soon as I do something, it becomes cool to posers like Jesus, and he has to get in on the act.

Just ask Meat Puppet or Shoden what happened to their leprosy and they'll tell you all about how I touched them and made it all better. :)
And if this isn't true then surely Jesus would be here to defend himself? he's staying away because he knows its the truth. Plus he didn't even write his autobiography how lazy is that? and he hasn't even updated it. Now we have the camera wouldn't you think he'd make a new one with "all new colour photographs". Anyway I wouldn't think of a title for my autobiography now as Ive got all the good bits left to live(im hopeing). Now the only title fit for it so far would be the most depressing boring book in the world ever. Or the quick guide to misery. Or misery in paper back, you get the picture....

[Destai]

I can touch you in your sore spots too, if you like Destai.I didnt mean it like that, xD but if I did, I'd respond with

"oh behave:love:"

[NeoTifa]

autobiography: the person who took over the world

[Dinnova]

“Meaningless” or “topwise, TOPWISE!!!!”
somthing random would be a good title, that would descibe me best

[look_out_below]

Reality Lost: The Battle of One Person who Fought against the World Domination of REality TV shows

[Faris]

Why are you reading this book? It's all blank pages! Blank pages will eat your knees!

[ScottNUMBERS]

How to mow your lawn with out tripping on the lawn-mower wire.

a scottnumbers book, by scottnumbers

[Kamiko]

How to not set instant meals on Fire.
A love story guerilla warfare novel
by Kams

[TurkSlayer]

To Serve Man.

Twilight Zone fans, rejoice.

[Mittopotahis]

Spare a talent for an ex-lepper?
I love that movie :)

I wouldn't have an autobiography. I am too lazy. Only unnoficial (which means i don't have to do anything) fan biographys, which isn't going to happen anyway, cause I have no fans. Apart from those spinny things.

I shall now spend the next hour watching each individual moving blade on my fan.

[Dignified Pauper]

Peanut Butter Cinnamon Toast, a Regular Snack for the Not So Regular Guy

[Legends]

" You know those people you're mothers warn you about to stay away from?...I'm that person:)"

or

"This is the title of the book"

or

"You are reading about the title of the book, which is what im writing about, so as you continue to read about the title of this book I will continue to write about it even though I have already written the title and your reading it after the fact that I have written it but you can continue to read this title of this book"

[crashNUMBERS]

Hier to the blood family: All the cause of one

I call it that because my family used to have a lot of problems back then because of my dad. That I why I call it "All the cause of one"...