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Okla. High School Basketball Team Loses 112-2

POSTED: 7:04 pm EST November 5, 2005
UPDATED: 8:02 pm EST November 6, 2005

EARLSBORO, Okla. -- The Hanna High School basketball team can take some consolation: It didn't get shut out.

It did, however, lose 112-2 on Friday night to Earlsboro.

"It was embarrassing to watch," Earlsboro coach Jim Walling told The Oklahoman. "But you can't just tell your kids not to score. I've been coaching 27 years and have never been involved in something like this."

The Wildcats led 42-0 after one quarter and 73-2 at halftime. Walling pulled his starters in the second half, and game officials kept a running clock, stopping it only for free throws.

Each player on Earlsboro's 10-man boys' roster scored. Seven players finished in double figures.

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[Rye]

Poor kids. xD

[Luara]

It happens

[Winter Nights]

Holy crap. That's farking bad.

Notice they have no quotes from the opposing team. Coach prolly left quickly to drink himself into forgetfulness. :p

[Reine]

Owned is the perfect word for the occasion :cool:

[Yamaneko]

I'd like to know how much you have to suck to lose that badly.

[Flying Mullet]

How can you lose that badly?

[Rye]

Maybe the team is secretly space aliens that modelled themselves after famous basketball players like in Space Jam?

[Rainecloud]

They need to beat them in order for them to play better.

And by 'beat them', I mean 'hit them with sticks and things'.

[Flying Mullet]

They just need to not suck to play better.

[Ultima Shadow]

Actually... they should just quit and never ever touch a basketball again.

[Sasquatch]

I'm thinking athletic activity isn't their thing.

[Meat Puppet]

must've accidently switched the b-ball team for the chess club

[RPJesus]

Sorry. Sports. You've lost me.

[-N-]

Alright, finally decided on one. :p
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[Flying Mullet]

Alright, finally decided on one. :p
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[escobert]

They just need to not suck to play better.
xD omfg lolz

[Captain Maxx Power]

The hell match was this, disabled midgets versus giants?

[Destai]

Well as long as they had fun......HAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHA

[Celtic Commando]

112-2?!? OK, I have noi insight whatsoever in sports and even I know that's bad.

[Old Manus]

Sounds like a bad team there

[Kamiko]

I was wondering what the final score was. They didn't play it on the announcements, all I heard was some sobbing.

[Raistlin]

How the hell can you only score 2 points? I played basketball in high school, and that's just...absurd.

[Kamiko]

Sleeping during most of the game helps.

[Vyk]

They thought they were playing by golf rules. Low score y'know. They actually won. SURPRISE

[Primus Inter Pares]

You see, this is what happens when you let Michael Jordan out of retirement again.

[faster skating penguin]

its pronounced pwned

[eestlinc]

I think the eyes on final fantasy staff could put together a team that would score at least 4 points.

[faster skating penguin]

overconfidence will lead to your downfall

[Primus Inter Pares]

I think the eyes on final fantasy staff could put together a team that would score at least 4 points.
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...don't make me do that ever again.

[faster skating penguin]

it was disgusting

[RSL]

I think the eyes on final fantasy staff could put together a team that would score at least 4 points.

I'm a pretty good shooter.

[Azure Chrysanthemum]

I'm decent on defense. Even better if I can hit the opposing players.

[fire_of_avalon]

I think the eyes on final fantasy staff could put together a team that would score at least 4 points.
Not if I were on the team.

[Sephex]

Owned indeed.

[eestlinc]

Yams is like 6'5" or something. He's a regular Andrei Kirilenko.

[Del Murder]

YK-47

I'd be a decent off-guard or maybe a small forward.

[Sasquatch]

I'm a pretty good shooter.

I am too. Which might make me a good candidate for a pro basketball player, but won't make me good at it.

I'm pretty good on defense, but only because I'm quick. Once I steal a ball, I give it to somebody else. You don't want me trying to score with it, then it just gets messy. Also, don't let me shoot a basketball. Because it'll pop.

HA!

Damn, I'm lame.

[DMKA]

How can you lose that badly?
They're Okies. After living there for five years things like this are nothing to write home about.

[Del Murder]

I like the name of the town that lost.

I'm best on defense. I'm not afraid to get up in someone's grill, yo.

[eestlinc]

I'm good at clogging up the lane.

[Del Murder]

Ok so we have eest at PF, Yams at C, RSL a SG perhaps, I'll join champ in the frontcourt and be the defensive specialist, while BHV runs the point.

[Mittopotahis]

It was probably a home goal. I mean, if they can't get 10, they can not get 2.

[Xaven]

They scored more points than I would've. :cry: Heck, I don't even know the rules of any sport.

[Yamaneko]

rsl is taller than me. I'm 6'3".

[Dinnova]

well, at least they got a point:D

[fire_of_avalon]

Ok so we have eest at PF, Yams at C, rsl a SG perhaps, I'll join champ in the frontcourt and be the defensive specialist, while BHV runs the point.
What about me coach!

[Del Murder]

6th man (or woman).

[RSL]

Yeah I'm taller than Yams.

[Strider]

We won't get anywhere with a bunch of stars that want the ball all at once. Just look at Miami.

By the way, I claim coach/GM, a la Pat Riley.

[eestlinc]

I am also 6'3", but I'm thick. I have hair like Ben Wallace sometimes and I like to swat the ball down. PF sounds like fun.

[Del Murder]

Excellent, you can never have too many big men. I'd rather be a guard anyway. More flexibility. I'm only 5'10" so it fits.

[Sasquatch]

Excellent, you can never have too many big men.

My big problem now is to replace nik0tine's quote with yours, or simply add yours alongside it. Decisions, decisions...

[Del Murder]

You better keep the sig limits in mind. We wouldn't want a mod...deleting it. :D

[eestlinc]

I'm only 5'10" so it fits.
5'10" and mustachioed!

you can be like pistol pete maravich or something.

[Lord Xehanort]

*sings*

Hey noobs, I like, totally, like pwn ya noobs!

That is really sad...

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[-N-]

I always imagined all the ceekays to be rather diminuitive.
I'm surprised to hear Del, Yams, and eest are nearly as tall as I am.

[Raistlin]

Del, can FS join? :D

I played SG and SF in high school, but I could do point if you need a ball-handler. I'd just pass it to rsl for him to dunk it.

[Yamaneko]

How tall are you, Neel?

[Leeza]

I'm 5'2" and can dribble. :)

[Yamaneko]

Leeza can be one of the moms who brings orange slices and water for halftime.

[Sir Krelian]

I tried playing basketball with a girl i've been dating the other day. Needless to say she kicked my ass.

[Del Murder]

For some reason I suspect Raistlin's a ball hog.

[Raistlin]

For some reason I suspect Raistlin's a ball hog.
Hahahahahaha xD

The funny thing is, my high school coach once yelled at me for passing too much. :(

[Madame Adequate]

So I have to suspect this was the kind of thing you get on a Disney or Nick Jr. show, whereby a wish/magical event/mracle makes everyone on one team better than the pros, completely annihilating the other team (Who were total jerks and must have deserved it.).

[Caspian]

I always lose when I play HORSE.

[Strider]

Ladies and gentlemen, just remember the dress code.

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[Rase]

Heard about that on the radio at my work. Not sure why they were telling us in California about it, but hey, made me laugh. Not at them, WITH them.