Things FFX-2 Characters Would Never Say...

[Yew-Yevon]

Paine-Hay Rikku!! Lets all go to a dance!

Rikku- Must we? I have a phyciatric apointment in two hours.

Paine-for what?!?

Rikku- it seems that the mothers of the children who played our game thought I was too sluty and now they have me seeing a shrink every two days >:(

[lulusgirl]

Paine-Hay Rikku!! Lets all go to a dance!

Rikku- Must we? I have a phyciatric apointment in two hours.

Paine-for what?!?

Rikku- it seems that the mothers of the children who played our game thought I was too sluty and now they have me seeing a shrink every two days >:(
I LOVE THAT ONE !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Gippal(to paine)-who are you?

[Jessweeee♪]

Yuna: LOVE SUCKS!!! You!! over there!!! Stop making out with that guy! He's only going to disappear after you kill all of your aeons fighting Sin! Bastard...

[Yew-Yevon]

Yuna looks at her script-"Do I have to say this? Its so....imiture!"

directer-"Just say the lines."

Yuna-"(sigh) ahem........Oh Crap..."

Directer- "CUT!!! Jusy say whats on the paper!"

Yuna (Under her breath)-"I dont get paid enough."

Rikku-"comon yunie! I can say it all the time!"

Yuna-"And your how old now?"

Rikku-"Oh Poopy!"

[DeathKnight]

Shuyin: Tidus, you make me sick!

Tidus: Shut up! you look like crap compared to me!

Shuyin: *Summons Vegnagun*

Tidus: *Summons Sin*

Yuna/Lenne: You guys suck! It's over! *they walk away*

[lulusgirl]

Shuyin: Tidus, you make me sick!

Tidus: Shut up! you look like crap compared to me!

Shuyin: *Summons Vegnagun*

Tidus: *Summons Sin*

Yuna/Lenne: You guys suck! It's over! *they walk away*
OOOOOH I LIKE THAT ONE !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!


Khimari-I like to move it move it !!!!!!!

[McLovin']

Yuna: Hey Brother, I want to ask you something!
Rikku: Um what? I'm not black.
Brother: Fo shizzle.

[Markus. D]

Yuna: Y
Rikku: M
Paine: C A!

[Heero Yuy NWZC]

Tidus: Rikku I love you.
Rikku: Yuna I love you.
Yuna: Paine...get yo ass off the couch!

[tidusguy#1]

yuna:i like creepy looking ponys, like ixion!!!!!
tidus:screw you im gonna hang out with coldplay!!
seymour:mwahahahahah i am back from the dead, and by the way, thats my wife your talkin to.
tidus:thats not true!!!
*big slapping fight between tidus and seymour*

[Leeza]

I have just deleted a bunch of posts because they were off-topic. Please post on topic and take all conversations to PM or IM.

[Yew-Yevon]

Rikku goes to the net caffea and looks for a pic of paine for her birthday.

Rikku-0_0..."Does she realy sleep nude?!?"

Paine-What ya up to?

Rikku-"......"

Paine-huh? "whats wrong?"

Rikku-"Im going strait to the maneger of this site and Im gana SUE!!!"

Paine-???

[DeathKnight]

Tidus: *after fighting Ultima weapon alone* ow ow ow!......I need healing....
Rikku: oowie Tidus come here:-\ *hugs him tightly and uses x-potion on him*you ok baby?:whaaa:
Yuna: Rikku?......:sad: Tidus' mine....
Rikku: Stop being so damn greedy....you're always happy and I'm not. Leave me and Tidus alone, go AWAY!:crying2: :frust:

[rikkupainegoofydonald]

In the Luca Theater, Paine takes Tidus, but Auron...

Paine: Tidus' mine...
Auron: Give him back!
Paine: Nope!
Braska: Come on!
Jecht: Come here.
Leblanc: No, Paine's mine!
Nooj: Don't! *uses Dark Matter*
Baralai: Tidus and Paine are all mine!
Gippal: Oh brother!

They are fighting, but Lenne's taking Tidus and Paine to Celsius

Lenne: Come on Tidus and Paine, let's go to Celsius.

[Jessweeee♪]

Yuna: Y
Rikku: M
Paine: C A!

lol.

Yuna: I'm a little bit of country...
Rikku: I'm a little bit of Rock n Roll...
Paine: WOOOOOOOOOOO!!! GO OSMONDS!!!

[Yew-Yevon]

Barkeep-"Miss yona what kan I do for yo?"

Yuna-"lets see...um, I'll have an extra large capatino and a 6inch meat-lover sub."

Rikku-"I have a medium sized salad meal with a Diet coke."

Paine-"Make mine a hurb tea with some eanglish muffins please."

[Twilight Edge]

Tidus:Yuna,are you using the Brotherhood sword?
Yuna:Yeah,why?
Tidus:Well give it back!It's mine!

[Fatal Impurity]

yuna (at a video game award ceramony): they said it couldnt be done.....they said i couldnt make a good game with 3 squeeling women singing crappy songs...and being a lovelorn over a guy that doesnt exist...so i would gladly except this award...i am truly honoured...
*complete silence...well what do expect with a empty city hall?*

[Twilight Edge]

yuna (at a video game award ceramony): they said it couldnt be done.....they said i couldnt make a good game with 3 squeeling women singing crappy songs...and being a lovelorn over a guy that doesnt exist...so i would gladly except this award...i am truly honoured...
*complete silence...well what do expect with a empty city hall?*

And then,a clapping sound is heard.And what d'ya know,it's Tidus!
Yuna:Oh i'm so happy!
Stuff that happened later after the event is censored due to heavy sexual innuendo.

[Yew-Yevon]

Rikku at kereokie-"Im too sexy for my shirt, too sexy for........wait a minute...WHERE IS MY SHIRT?"

[Chloe.]

Barkeep: Miss Yoona wot can I doo for yoo?

Yuna: (in posh voice) oh yes, I'd like some iced tea and scones please....

Barkeep:...certainly....

[PresZidane]

Rikku(sophisticated voice):(anything Really)

[IceAngel]

Yuna: I am going to take over the whole world and kill you all!!!! Mwahahahaha!

[Yew-Yevon]

Paine sleeping and sucking her thumb-"One more wide on da chocabo mommy"

[Jessweeee♪]

Paine: wooooOOoooooooOOOOooooOOOOOOoooo--*gasp**cough**gasp*ooo!

[Shiny]

Gippal: "Hey daddy's little girl!"
Rikku: "Stop it, leave my father out of our conversations."
Gippal: "Okay...but who said I was talking about your father.":jokey:

[Twilight Edge]

Yuna:Paine...
Rikku:Which part is pain?

[lulusgirl]

*rikku to brother*
Rikku-Do you need help?

[Jessweeee♪]

Barkeep: pnumonoultramicroscopicsilicovolcanokonosis [real word!!! and even spelled right!]

[lulusgirl]

Barkeep: pnumonoultramicroscopicsilicovolcanokonosis [real word!!! and even spelled right!]
and what word is that?

Lulu- A B C D E F G, H I J K L M N O P, Q R S, T U V, W X, Y and Z, Now I know my ABC's, next time won't you sing with me?

Paine- "A spoonfull of sugar makes the medicine go down, medicine go down, medicine go down". - from Mary Poppins

[Jessweeee♪]

its a lung disease.

Brother: You girls have no respect for the elderly!!!

[Acid Raine]

its a lung disease.

Brother: You girls have no respect for the elderly!!!
:confused: then why does it have "volcano" in it?

Yuna: Rikku, all of the fans say that you are a slut now.
Rikku: Wuteva! Wuteva! Its my body, I do wut I want!

[DeathKnight]

Tidus: *runs to Lulu* I want you! not Yuna, leave Vidina to Wakka and you and I can run away together, how 'bout it Lulu?:eyebrow:

[Ballistix Man]

Rikku: What you thinking pain?
Pain: Grrrr.
Rikku: Youre just mad cus goth music sucks.
Yuna: Oh woe is me Tidus is gone.
Pain: Screw Tidus why dont you get with a real man like me.

[Markus. D]

*Paine

[Yew-Yevon]

Yuna-....

Tidus- "its me"

Yuna-....

Tidus- "don't you remember me?"

Rikku to paine behind a rock-"When do you think he'll notice that its a dummy"

Yuna walks into the sean-"Tidus!!!"

Tidus-?????...........!!!!!...WHO CLONED MY YUNA?!?!?!

[Foxfire Mage]

Kimahri: now that i think about it....i think i could cover up myself a tab bit more.....


(note: not in Kimahri's "caveman" talk, hehehe)

[lulusgirl]

Brother- Go away Yuna, i'm watching TV.

Yuna- But don't you want to see me dance and sing?

Brother- What don't you understand about NO????????????

[I Don't Need A Name]

Brother- Go away Yuna, i'm watching TV.

Yuna- But don't you want to see me dance and sing?

Brother- What don't you understand about NO????????????

Khimari- oohhh Khimari sing and dance for you!

Brother: now were talking! *turns of TV* stay if you want yuna! this is gonna be SOME show!! :D

[lulusgirl]

Brother- Go away Yuna, i'm watching TV.

Yuna- But don't you want to see me dance and sing?

Brother- What don't you understand about NO????????????

Khimari- oohhh Khimari sing and dance for you!

Brother: now were talking! *turns of TV* stay if you want yuna! this is gonna be SOME show!! :D
Buddy-I'll get the music, sorry yuna, you can't watch, your too un-experianced.

yuna- FINE !!!!!!!!!!!!
*leaves*

[Yew-Yevon]

Yuna-"So...what do we got?"

Brother-"Homicide. Victom was a moogle."

Rikku-"It seems the murderer didn't like little stuffed animals"

Yuna-"were there any witnises?"

Lulu-"(sniff) yes...It....it was horrible"

Rikku-"now now...just take it easy and tell us everything"

[Shiny]

LMFAO Yu-Yevon! Those poor, poor stuff animals. So anyway here's mine:

Yuna: "Rikku! Where the hell were you?! I've been looking for you all day!"
Rikku: "Busy getting my hair bleached and new color contacts. Check them out."
Yuna: "While you were doing that Paine and I were trying to save Spira."
Rikku: "...Okay...and?"
Yuna: "You do realize I hate you, right?"

[Marluxiaswife]

*YuRiPa walking the tower from last mission*

Yuna"Ahhhh I'm sick of this!"

Rikku"Calm down Yuna were all most there"

Paine"I bet i can run faster than you two up there?"

Rikku"O.k ready set... Go!"

*Paine runs*

Yuna"Why did you do that for?"

Rikku"I dunno i don't want to hear Paine talking so much."

[Markus. D]

Yuna: GALE FORCE WIND!

[lulusgirl]

*singing*
Paine- "Five hundred twenty-five thousand
Six hundred minutes,
Five hundred twenty-five thousand
Moments so dear.
Five hundred twenty-five thousand
Six hundred minutes
How do you measure, measure a year?

In daylights, in sunsets, in midnights
In cups of coffee
In inches, in miles, in laughter, in strife.

In five hundred twenty-five thousand
Six hundred minutes
How do you measure
A year in the life?

How about love?"


Yuna- Paine, what are you doing?

Paine- What? So i like the musical RENT...what of it?

[Jessweeee♪]

:confused: then why does it have "volcano" in it?

Yuna: Rikku, all of the fans say that you are a slut now.
Rikku: Wuteva! Wuteva! Its my body, I do wut I want!

a lung disease from inhaling volcanic particles.

[Shiny]

Paine- What? So i like the musical RENT...what of it?
I like RENT too. Heh heh...:choc2:

Here's some:

Nooj: "Does this jumpsuit make me look fat?":whimper:
Yuna: "You're not fat!":redface:
Nooj: "No, I mean my butt.":freak:
Yuna: "Uhh...":sweatdrop

[Yew-Yevon]

Rin- I hearby sentince Rikku...

Rikku-(Not another trash duty!)

Rin-Five years in the Bevele prison.

YRP-huh!?!

[lulusgirl]

Rin- I hearby sentince Rikku...

Rikku-(Not another trash duty!)

Rin-Five years in the Bevele prison.

YRP-huh!?!
i don't get it.........

Shinra-I'm not a kid.

[Yew-Yevon]

i don't get it.........

Shinra-I'm not a kid.

if you play the game and help rin investigate the machina problem you can make rikku the gilty one...her punishment was to clean up chocabo feathers:choc2: ...and lots of them.

[Fantasy Lover]

Brother: I think that having Cid as leader would be wicked

[Jessweeee♪]

Paine: Man, this sucks I'm going to the FFIX thread.

[mage003]

yuna: im not wearing that its tacky

paine: life is so cool

rikku: have you got a top i could borrow?

[Yew-Yevon]

Shinra plays the drums and wins an award

Buddy- Man! you gata teach me to do that!

Shinra-Im just a kid.

[Jessweeee♪]

Well I was going to post this in the FFX thread...but that one died after my last post...must've been really lame or something.

Yuna: I'm so bummed.
Auron: What's wrong Yuna?
Yuna: It's Tidus, I don't think he's ever coming back!
Auron: Aww, you can't talk like that! You gotta be optimistic!
Yuna: Opti-whatee?
Auron: Optimistic! Here, let me sing it for you!

Oooooptimistic....that is what you have to beeeee!

ooooptimistic...really helps you to succeeeeeed.

You need a little bit of "O!"

a little bit of "P!"

a "T-I-M-I-S-T-I-C" you gotta be real optimistic...

that is what you have to be!

really helps you to succeed!

[lulusgirl]

Well I was going to post this in the FFX thread...but that one died after my last post...must've been really lame or something.

Yuna: I'm so bummed.
Auron: What's wrong Yuna?
Yuna: It's Tidus, I don't think he's ever coming back!
Auron: Aww, you can't talk like that! You gotta be optimistic!
Yuna: Opti-whatee?
Auron: Optimistic! Here, let me sing it for you!

Oooooptimistic....that is what you have to beeeee!

ooooptimistic...really helps you to succeeeeeed.

You need a little bit of "O!"

a little bit of "P!"

a "T-I-M-I-S-T-I-C" you gotta be real optimistic...

that is what you have to be!

really helps you to succeed!

would have been a BIT better if Paine was singing it...but it's still funny !!!!!

*Paine comes out with a pom-pon outfit*
Paine- HIYA GUYS !!!!!!!
*silence*
Paine-What's wrong???? Your not saying anything !!!!!
Yuna-Sorry, i'm trying to get over the fact that you came running out here wearing a pom-pon outfit and acted really perky.
Paine-Well, what's wrong with me joining pom?
Rikku-*nervous laugh* Uh, NOTHING.....nothing at all.
*Buddy comes out*
Buddy-DANG IT PAINE !!!!!!!!!!! I WANTED TO JOIN POM-PON BEFORE YOU DID !!!!!!!!
*Buddy leaves*

[Venom]

Rikku: This game sucks, Square should stop endorsing us.

[Marluxiaswife]

Yuna: So what are we doing next?
Rikku: Were going to make are story!, Paine what you think it should be about?
Paine: All three of us going in the soilder!
*yuna and rikku anime fall*

[lulusgirl]

Rikku-"...And i would like to thank the academy..."

Yuna-uh, rikku, what are you doing?

Rikku-*hair flip*What do you THINK i'm doing? I'm practicing my speech when we win the Emmy Awards.

Yuna-Ok, one-I will be giving the speech when we win the Emmy and if i wasn't there, i wouldn't let some prissy bikini/thong wearing girl give some stupid speech.

Rikku-OK, THAT'S IT !!!!!!!!!

*girl fight*

[Yew-Yevon]

Yuna throws down the controler- "How the HELL an I gana do this"

Rikku- "She's grate in real life threatning stunts but she cant beat her own game?"

[Jessweeee♪]

:exdee:
those are good!

[obsessed_wif_yuna]

Yuna:: Forget Ti.....watever his name was, im gonna go out with BROTHER!
erm yuna and brother are cousins

thats tru..rikku is brothers sister and cid is yuna uncle and rikkus dad..
ne waiiz...

Yuna: VIVI!! wtf r u doing here??

[Jessweeee♪]

Yuna: VIVI!! wtf r u doing here??

XD

Tidus: mmm...chocobos taste good!
Paine: CHOCO!!! NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!

[Yew-Yevon]

Hypelo1- "For years we have been looked apon as weak...For generations we have been looked apon as simple minded creaturs...We've taken orders, We stoped so low as to become sevents. But today...all that will come to an end"

Hypelo unit- "FOR WE WILL FIGHT!"

Hypelo1- "We have gatherd here to mobelize aganst all of spira, and take revenge for all those years of slavery. No force will ever mach our own....Defenders of the Hypelo dream...NOW IS OUR TIME!!!"

*chears roar from the crowd*

Barkeep (waking up)- "huh?

Yuna- "I asked for a chocolate shake!"

[lulusgirl]

Hypelo1- "For years we have been looked apon as weak...For generations we have been looked apon as simple minded creaturs...We've taken orders, We stoped so low as to become sevents. But today...all that will come to an end"

Hypelo unit- "FOR WE WILL FIGHT!"

Hypelo1- "We have gatherd here to mobelize aganst all of spira, and take revenge for all those years of slavery. No force will ever mach our own....Defenders of the Hypelo dream...NOW IS OUR TIME!!!"

*chears roar from the crowd*

Barkeep (waking up)- "huh?

Yuna- "I asked for a chocolate shake!"
i LOVED that one......hehe.
Brother-I like my girls with dull, dry hair and wear clothes that cover everything on her body.

[obsessed_wif_yuna]

:confused: then why does it have "volcano" in it?

Yuna: Rikku, all of the fans say that you are a slut now.
Rikku: Wuteva! Wuteva! Its my body, I do wut I want!

a lung disease from inhaling volcanic particles.
ye it has volcano in it but y duz it have microscopic in it 2?

yuna-P**s off rikku u [!]s**t[/!]*snip* y dnt yo0h put some clothes on for gods sake?

Do not go around the filters. They are here for a reason. ~ Leeza

[Yew-Yevon]

(at the den of woe)

Rikku-"I still kinda wana know what happend..."

Paine-"DROP DOWN AND GIVE ME 20!"

[Mirage]

Rikku: Let's all just sit down and have a serious discussion about our next move.

[Marluxiaswife]

YuRiPa about to Battle

Rikku: Hey Yuna why do you have Tidus sword?

Yuna: I want something to remeber him....

Paine: Well it's kind of creepy cause you have his sword

Rikku: And you stand like him

Yuna:Hmm.... *thinks*

*yuna comes back*

Yuna: Hey guys i found this really long sword doesn't it look cool!

Rikku: CRUD Yuna where did you find that sword?

Paine: And why is there a tall guy with long silver hair behide you?

Yuna: Oh Crud....

*YuRiPa Runs while Sephiroth chances them*

Paine: Wait why is Sephiroth here?, he doesn't live in spria!

Rikku: Why Don't you stop and ask him!!

[obsessed_wif_yuna]

XD thatz fuhni

[Yew-Yevon]

Shinra reading this thread- "Geez! they really think we would say stuff like this?"

Yuna-"Oh let them have fun"

Rikku-"I think its kinda funny"

Paine-"...I think they have too much time...and from what Im reading here.......they make you and Rikku look kinda slutty"

Yuna and Rikku slap Paine...

[kain_ex]

Paine: 'Clasko, what a wonderful idea to turn this place into a Ranch!! Oh, the Chocobos attacks are just wonderful!'

Brother: 'Yuna, you're dismissed!'

Yuna: 'Leblanc, take this Garment Grid.'

Buddy: 'BR. BU. S. in position. It's showtime boys

If u're wondering: BR = brother, BU = buddy, S = shinra

[Yew-Yevon]

Paine: 'Clasko, what a wonderful idea to turn this place into a Ranch!! Oh, the Chocobos attacks are just wonderful!'

Brother: 'Yuna, you're dismissed!'

Yuna: 'Leblanc, take this Garment Grid.'

Buddy: 'BR. BU. S. in position. It's showtime boys

If u're wondering: BR = brother, BU = buddy, S = shinra

Rikku wispering-Should have called it BS:p

[Shiny]

Brother: "Rikku, I know I don't notice you alot, but I just want you to know I love you."

Yuna: "I'm 3 weeks pregnant with Brother's baby and I love him eventhough he's my cousin. We're Hillbillies you see."

[kain_ex]

The girls, in the fiend colony, defeat King VERMIN!. Suddendly, Barret appears.

Barret: Dammit! You killed the President!

Yuna (whispering to Rikku and Paine): He shouldn't be at FFVII?

Barret: I'm gonna kill you!

*The girls fight and defeat Barret, which drops an Iron Duke*

Paine: I guess we could get back here in the new game plus, huh?

Then they try to decide who's gonna wear the Iron Duke and begin to argue and fight. Yuna casts Darkness on them and the three of them die together.

Brother: And I was thinking that girly fights were innofensive.

Buddy: Me too... what about you Shinra?

Shinra: I'm just a kid.

[kain_ex]

Barkeep: 'Darling, yoo have bad breat.'

Shinra (after losing Sphere Break): 'Congratulations, Yuna.'

Shuyin: 'Who's Lenne?'

Logos & Ormi: 'Boss, let's fight this machine 'till the end!'

Chocobo Eater thinking: 'Hmmmmm, Gysahl Greens tastes great!'

Nhadala: 'What do you want here? We don't need your help to handle Angra Mainyu!'

[Jessweeee♪]

Volcano particles....are very tiny.

Tidus: *sigh* The glass is half empty...

[Dell]

Auron: I want to wear a dress.
Rikku: Shut up! Wear this suit!
Auron: Rikku, you're so fierce and I'm scared...
Rikku: Am I watching Auron?
Auron: Rikku, let's go and buy some lipstick and facial products
Rikku: You're so girly.
Auron: I'm gay!

[kissgirls]

you people have funny sayings o.k i have one
************************************

yuna:I want to see you...

cloud:You won't get to see her, i killed her!

yuna:WHAT!!!! Tidus is not a girl!!!

rikku:What are you talking about her?

paine:*Shiff*

cloud: Wait.. are you the three that attacked me?!, and looking for
mother?!

rikku: Hey Cloud your at the wrong world, if you want to go back you can go thought that door where you came from *makes a mad face*

yuna: Go Bro... I mean go Cloud! *points*

cloud:No *turns around and makes it looks like he is living*

*yrp turn around in the three some talk like in kh2*

yuna: He he loser

rikku: Hmm yeah

paine: Clue less

Cloud: What!, I knew it was you three! *go after yrp while they run laughing*

tifa: cloud thats not.... kadaj, yazoo and loz....
*sweet drops* but that does look like them *thinks*

[Yew-Yevon]

Shinra-"What we gana do today brotha?"

Brother- "Same thing we do every day Shinra...Try to take over the world!!!!"

[~*~Celes~*~]

Yuna: Hi, my name is Yuna and I have a problem.

Group: How can we help you?

Yuna:...I'm obsessed with a dead guy.

Rikku: But Yunie! He's not dead, he's just a dream!

Yuna: *yells angrily* Quiet Rikku, otherwise I won't get his money, house, car, and girlfriend!..I mean....oh dear...I've said too much *glances around nervously before running away*

[Fatihin_Malaysia_Girl]

Hahahahahaah....Cool:D

[kissgirls]

Shinra-"What we gana do today brotha?"

Brother- "Same thing we do every day Shinra...Try to take over the world!!!!"

i still laugh about that

[Marluxiaswife]

Buddy: What color looks good on me sweety, yellow or pink?

Brother: Pink it goes with your skin

[~*~Celes~*~]

Rikku: Holy crap!

Paine: *walks in* what, what?

Rikku: Oh, I just took a pregnancy test 'cause I'm late and it says it's posi...PAINE?! WTF?!

Paine: *is dressed like LeBlanc* What, dont' you just, totally, like my new look? Like, oh my gawwwwd!!!!!!! *squeals and dances*

Rikku: @_@ The world is ending...

[No.78]

Oh the hilarity! My turn...

Yuna: *something clever*

[Rikku X-2]

Paine: Sing camp fire songs?
Brother: Nah, I don't like going camping

Yuna: Mother!

Yuna:Cho!
Rikku:Cho!
Paine: Do you guys need something to drink?

[Shiny]

Rikku: "This thong is killing me."

Yuna: "I hate you dad!"

Yuna: (singing) I moment like this; some people wait a lifetime. For that one special kiss. Oooh, I can't believe it's happening to me. Some people wait a lifetime for a moment like this. "What did you guys think?"
Rikku: "Horrible, absolutey horrible! Dogs could sing better than that."
Paine: "I give it a 5 out of 5, dog."

[~*~Celes~*~]

Paine: So...*sits on Shinra's lap, whispers in his ear*...come here often?

Shinra: .....*thinking "God I hope the toilet inside my suit is working 'cause I totally just crapped my pants..."*

[Yew-Yevon]

Brother-"has President, I will see that all crime and poverty is cured in this world"

YRP whatching him on TV- we'll vote for you !!

[ekinserge]

At Bevelle...

Yuna:I'm bored collecting spheres.
Why don't we do something different.

Rikku:Such as what Yunie?

Paine:Masturbating sausages.

Yuna:Cool.

Baralai:Praise be to Yevon.

[Jessweeee♪]

'k.....

We've all said this at least once, but whatever.

Rikku: H-Hey!!! it's that guy!!!
Yuna: Is it really him?
Paine: Jecht's son?
Yuna: Star player of the Zanarkand Abes!!!
Tidus: HEY!!! Why can't you say my name??? *starts singing like Destiny's Child* Say my name, say my name...

[Marluxiaswife]

'k.....

We've all said this at least once, but whatever.

Rikku: H-Hey!!! it's that guy!!!
Yuna: Is it really him?
Paine: Jecht's son?
Yuna: Star player of the Zanarkand Abes!!!
Tidus: HEY!!! Why can't you say my name??? *starts singing like Destiny's Child* Say my name, say my name...

I love it, sounds so funny ^x^

YuRiPa playing Smash Brothers MEL

Rikku:AHH!!, Yuna quick blocking thats not how you fight!
Yuna: I'm mostly blocking from Paine cause she keeps attack me from behide!
Paine:Well Yuna you keep runing and attacking me!
Yuna: Why does everyone pick on me?

[Yew-Yevon]

Tidus- Astalavista bebe

Wakka- hay Lu...vidinas made a mess again.

[lulusgirl]

'k.....

We've all said this at least once, but whatever.

Rikku: H-Hey!!! it's that guy!!!
Yuna: Is it really him?
Paine: Jecht's son?
Yuna: Star player of the Zanarkand Abes!!!
Tidus: HEY!!! Why can't you say my name??? *starts singing like Destiny's Child* Say my name, say my name...
AHH
I LOVE IT !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Nooj- Hey, do you think my gun is too big?

[Marluxiaswife]

*Buddy skiping*

Buddy: Weeee! La La La!

Shrina: I want to paint my toe nails pink

Brother: You like my hair down?

*YuRiPa Come in*

Yuna: What the heck are you doing?

*Rikku and Paine laughing*

Shrina: Um..... Surprise?!

Buddy: La La La! :D

[Giga Guess]

Any of the girls: "Oh my god! I'm almost naked!"

[Eiko Guy]

hmmm something they wouldnt say oh i know



any char:tidus

[No.78]

Well done Eiko guy! lol...

Seymour: ...OKAY FINE YOU WIN!!
---
Yuna: *dancing*
Rikku: Why are you dancing?
Yuna: I can't help it!
Paine: You're in your Gunner dressphere Yuna.
Yuna: LOLWTF *explodes, spira implodes and then the farplane liquidises*
---
Shinra: Maybe I should take this suit off.

[kain_ex]

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Brother: Before you go girls... I want ALL of you using the White Mage Dressphere!

YRP: Why?

Brother: Because you're not almost naked with it! I don't want the Gullwings to have a bad reputation!

Rikku: What about you?? You don't wear a shirt.

-Brother looks at his body-

Brother: AHHHHH!! I need to cover my body!

-He begin to run like a girl and go to the cabin, then come back with a male Songstress Dressphere-

Brother: 'Ok now?

Buddy: 'Woah, you're sexy!
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In the Good Ending (spoiler??)

-Tidus go to the beach and the Celsius come-

-Tidus smile and Yuna jumps ship-

-Tidus begin to laugh-

-Yuna die falling at the beach and Tidus keep laughing-

Tidus (still laughing): I can't believe she was idiot like that! Haha!
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Isaaru: If you want the treasure, you must speak the password!

Paine: Password?

Yuna: The clues?

Rikku: Oh, I know! The password is Keymon!

Isaaru: Oh, gimme a break! This work sucks! I'm leaving!

Rikku: I said the wrong password??
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Yuna: Brother, higher!

Brother: Roger!

Yuna: Brother, faster!

Brother: Rogerrrr!

Yuna: I can't hear you!

Brother: SO CLEAN YOUR EARS!!

-Yuna takes out a cotton of her pocket and clean her ears with it-

Yuna: Ahhhh!! I'm having an earache now!!

[Marluxiaswife]

Paine runing up to Yuna and Rikku

Paine: Big hug everyone!

[mage003]

( yuna on stage )

* thinking * I wonder if they know that Im lip sinking ... hmm ... naa I have boobs.

faith :- do you want to see him?
yuna :- him!?
* faith nods *
yuna:- hmph ... yes * nods *
faith :- tough [!]SHI'T[/!]*snip*

Do not go around the filters. ~ Leeza

[lulusgirl]

Well done Eiko guy! I cried aloud with mirth and merriment...

Seymour: ...OKAY FINE YOU WIN!!
---
Yuna: *dancing*
Rikku: Why are you dancing?
Yuna: I can't help it!
Paine: You're in your Gunner dressphere Yuna.
Yuna: LOLWTF *explodes, spira implodes and then the farplane liquidises*
---
Shinra: Maybe I should take this suit off.

wow............hahahahahahahahaaaaaaaaaa.........god, that was great !!
ok-
Yuna-"I never knew
I never knew that everything was falling through
That everyone I knew was waiting on a cue
To turn and run when all I needed was the truth
But that's how it's got to be
It's coming down to nothing more than apathy
I'd rather run the other way than stay and see
The smoke and who's still standing when it clears

Everyone knows I'm in
Over my head
Over my head
With eight seconds left in overtime
She's on your mind
She's on your mind"

*everyone walks in and jumps around*

Cid-MOSH PIT !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

*sings along to "Over My Head (Cable Car)" by The Fray*

[No.78]

Rikku: I'm gonna kick you in the stomach!
Yuna: ...?
Paine: WHAT!?
---
New yevon/youth league guy: Don't worry, we won't hate you... After all we'd all be dead if it wasn't for you!
---
Fayth: Do you want to meet him again!?
Yuna: Sure!
Fayth: *some random male npc pops up*
Yuna: wtf!?
Fayth: I never specified which "him". So I assumed this "him" who you conversed with earlier.
Yuna: "Conversed" does not mean approaching, pressing X and having them tell me something totally irrelevant and random!
Fayth: Don't cry *vanishes*
Yuna: COME BACK YOU LITTLE... um... BAHAMUT... THING!!!

[Eiko Guy]

why are so many of these not funny cmon ppl before you post see if you even laugh at it

[Yew-Yevon]

Paine looking at this thread- "At least there not posting porn."

Buddy-Awwww!

[kain_ex]

Yuna: What's this hole?

Rikku: I don't know... where it leads?

Paine (pushes Rikku): Go find by yourself.

Yuna: Why you did this?

Paine: Her respect points was -7.

*Leblanc appears with Rikku on her arms*

Leblanc: Hey, don't pollute the "heel"!




Yuna (Songstress): Hajime! HADUKEN!

Paine: I think this Lenne was constantly under effect of a certain substance.

[Marluxiaswife]

Paine:"Hay is for Horses!"
Yuna and Rikku: "Whats a Horse?"

[obsessed_wif_yuna]

Paine: *singing* Numa numa e-e numa numa numa ee

[Yew-Yevon]

Tidus-"ya for sure [!]motha F***ka"[/!] *snip*

Do NOT go around the filters. ~ Leeza

[Leeza]

I see we're back to using bad language again so I think I'll close this now as it seems you all have run out of proper things to say.