Things FFX-2 Characters Would Never Say...

[*~Angel Wing~*]

I made one for FF8, and no, I DID NOT COPY OFF OF THE ONE ON THE FF10 FORUM!!!:hot::nonono::hot: Anyway...:D

Rikku: Yes Brother, this IS a thong!!! I didn't know there was a dress code...jeez...Yunie runs around in her damn undies, and you don't yell at her!!! Oh yeah, that's right...YOU GOT SERVED!!!


:bigbiggri
Heheh...I think you get the jist of it...:grinpink:

[ff7+ff10 gurl 100]

Yuna-Okay brother i will go out with you

[Markus. D]

Yuna in the intro concert when the music starts:
Estuans interius
ira vehementi
Estuans interius
ira vehementi
Sephiroth!
Sephiroth!

[Empu-Dragon]

pain-i like pritty ponies frolicing in the medow and i wear all kinds of makeup that make me look all prittyful and sweet like gumdrops.

[Markus. D]

Yuna: PiP loves this game so much. -_-"

[Primus Inter Pares]

Anything intelligent.

[Shiny]

I made one for FF8, and no, I DID NOT COPY OFF OF THE ONE ON THE FF10 FORUM!!!:hot::nonono::hot: Anyway...:D

Rikku: Yes Brother, this IS a thong!!! I didn't know there was a dress code...jeez...Yunie runs around in her damn undies, and you don't yell at her!!! Oh yeah, that's right...YOU GOT SERVED!!!


:bigbiggri
Heheh...I think you get the jist of it...:grinpink:
:lol: Me likey...me likey alot. :bgl:

[Summoner Yuna]

Yuna in the intro concert when the music starts:
Estuans interius
ira vehementi
Estuans interius
ira vehementi
Sephiroth!
Sephiroth!
Lol

[GunbladeMaster]

note Rikku always says Oh poopie...

Rikku: Oh peepie!

[Shiny]

Rikku: Oh dingie dongie foofy! (She would probably say this...)

[boys from the dwarf]

Anything intelligent.
:D :D :D !!!
rikku: im going to put some clothes on for once.

[syun_ukiya]

:D :D :D !!!
rikku: im going to put some clothes on for once.
i bet some people won't like that.

[ThroneofDravaris]

Riku: Hey, I’ve got an idea. Instead of flying around, collecting spheres that have no relevance to the plot, let’s do something about that f@#$ing huge machine that about to screw us all over.

[tifa:one winged angel]

paine : whoa i feel so happy life is so great awwww look at the cutie little chocobos awwwww lets hug it!

[Sephiroths Clone]

Yuna:: Forget Ti.....watever his name was, im gonna go out with BROTHER!

[boys from the dwarf]

yuna: like dude. i could of sworn we were women before we had that huge drinking comp at the pub.
rikku: me too. why the hell arent i wearing any decent clothes.
paine: no change here.

[Shiny]

Shuyin: "I don't give a rats tail about Lenne!"
Tidus: "I'm just a dream...sike!"
Yuna: "Yeah, I don't feel like saving the world today."

[GunbladeMaster]

Yuna: R
Rikku:P
Paine: Y

Snoop Doggy Dogg: Ya ll are crazy pixel biatches

[Shiny]

LOL. What's snoop dog doing there?

[GunbladeMaster]

hes a new edition to FF

[Markus. D]

Yuna: Gotta Catch em all!

[syun_ukiya]

Yuna:: Forget Ti.....watever his name was, im gonna go out with BROTHER!
erm yuna and brother are cousins

[ThroneofDravaris]

And?

[GunbladeMaster]

no they arent :rolleyes2
its Rikkus relative or something along the lines of that

[Markus. D]

Paine: Biyomon digivolve to.... Birrrrdramooooon!!!!!

[TurkSlayer]

no they arent :rolleyes2
its Rikkus relative or something along the lines of that
Actually, they are cousins. Rikku is Yuna's cousin, and Brother is Rikku's brother. That makes him here cousin. That doesn't stop him from obsessing over her, though.

Anyway...

Paine: Aren't these flowers pretty! And that pony, look at that pretty pony! By the way, I'm totally not a lesbian!
Yuna: Screw you Tidus. I'm with Brother now.
Rikku: I think I'll wear some pants today...
Brother: Actually, I believe I've become rather fluent in the English language...

[GunbladeMaster]

and its just a coincedence that she met Rikku!?

[Shiny]

Brother: "So what about incest?! C'mere Yuna..."

[TurkSlayer]

and its just a coincedence that she met Rikku!?

What do you mean? She met Rikku because Rikku was hunting for her...

[GunbladeMaster]

oh
i missed that part :p
ive never replayed ff10 so i dont remember as well

[Vaprice]

Paine :*Wookie growl*

Yuna: *Wookie love making growl*

Rikku: WTF? ROFLCOPTTERS! VRRRRROOOOOOOMMMM!

[Angelz*and*Emoz]

barkeep: my name ish john

[look_out_below]

Yuna: "Thats the last time i let Rikku choose the outfits"
Rikku: "Well how was i to know that going to the tops of freezing mountains in these outfits would make you preky!!"
Paine to herself: "No wonder Kimari seems so interested in them today"

[Light Mage]

Yuna: Hey Brother, want me to dance for you? I just picked up the Striptease Dressphere and want to try it out...

[GunbladeMaster]

Yuna: Hey Brother, want me to dance for you? I just picked up the Striptease Dressphere and want to try it out...

Brother: YEEEEEOW!!! I GOING TO HAVE A HEART ATTACK!

[Shiny]

Brother: "I have decided to tone down my wild life and behavior to become a monk."

[Light Mage]

Paine: Hey Rikku... TAG! You're it! *runs off laughing*

[Markus. D]

Rikku: Zuruzuru Zuruzuru.

[EPIC - MASTER OF COMBAT]

here a sence idea that would raise (:screwy:) a couple peoples eyes..

location- a funky new dance club in luca
probelm- yuna has no boyfriends
solution- well she gets.. nvm

yuna: ah.. iam so drunk... i need another beer rikku
rikku: no you don't look oK. maybe you should go home
yuna: whatcha's hoze's
rikku: err.. right your coming home
yuna: NEVER!!! besides.. paine mOr3 cr8zy 8ctin6 h3r3..
rikku: that was complete giblish..
yuna: mimi gots zesh takiye

meanwhile on gothic section of pub

paine: hmm.
sephiroth: watch this *does a flip* yeah.. whatcha think paine
paine: ... poser..
sephiroth: what ever.. (gurls you never can impress them.. why am i so hyperactive around gurls anyway..)
lulu: who forgeton mesa.. iam not dunk ia jus on koRnc/-ne.. wakka i want babe-es NOW!
wakka: fine.. takes her to closest hotel..
lulu as going: bang her! sephirote pus..
sephiroth: hehe lets kiss.
*paine steps away alittle bit and sephiroth trips and hit head into a beer glass.*
sephirtoh: ouhc.. you bit..

meanwhile

yuna: ahh justss oness moress beeres
rikku: no!
yuna: yes..
rikku: noooooooo!!!!
yuna: fine i be a goody goody gurlly
rikku: ok iam taking you home
*yuna hits rikku with a bottle and she knocks out.*
yuna: yippip party time!
cloud: hey baby..
yuna: hay tidase
cloud:(yes.. this hair and low detail makes me look like tidas.. tudis.. whatever anyways time to get banging)

the end... or is it?

[*~Angel Wing~*]

Yuna: R
Rikku:P
Paine: Y

Snoop Doggy Dogg: Ya ll are crazy pixel biatches
lol...ha...that's clever...:D Along with that idea...

Yuna: Blossom!!!

Rikku: Bubbles!!!

Paine: Buttercup!!!

We're the Power Puff Girls!!!

[Light Mage]

Did you know that Rikku and Blossom are both voiced by the same actress?

[Shiny]

Did you know that Rikku and Blossom are both voiced by the same actress?
No, it's Bubbles that is the same voice actress as Rikku. Her name is Tara Strong.

[Prancing Mad]

They'd probably never say:

"You are playing a videogame"
or " a winner is you!"
or " go go gadget airship!"

[Markus. D]

here a sence idea that would raise (:screwy:) a couple peoples eyes..

location- a funky new dance club in luca
probelm- yuna has no boyfriends
solution- well she gets.. nvm

yuna: ah.. iam so drunk... i need another beer rikku
rikku: no you don't look oK. maybe you should go home
yuna: whatcha's hoze's
rikku: err.. right your coming home
yuna: NEVER!!! besides.. paine mOr3 cr8zy 8ctin6 h3r3..
rikku: that was complete giblish..
yuna: mimi gots zesh takiye

meanwhile on gothic section of pub

paine: hmm.
sephiroth: watch this *does a flip* yeah.. whatcha think paine
paine: ... poser..
sephiroth: what ever.. (gurls you never can impress them.. why am i so hyperactive around gurls anyway..)
lulu: who forgeton mesa.. iam not dunk ia jus on koRnc/-ne.. wakka i want babe-es NOW!
wakka: fine.. takes her to closest hotel..
lulu as going: bang her! sephirote pus..
sephiroth: hehe lets kiss.
*paine steps away alittle bit and sephiroth trips and hit head into a beer glass.*
sephirtoh: ouhc.. you bit..

meanwhile

yuna: ahh justss oness moress beeres
rikku: no!
yuna: yes..
rikku: noooooooo!!!!
yuna: fine i be a goody goody gurlly
rikku: ok iam taking you home
*yuna hits rikku with a bottle and she knocks out.*
yuna: yippip party time!
cloud: hey baby..
yuna: hay tidase
cloud:(yes.. this hair and low detail makes me look like tidas.. tudis.. whatever anyways time to get banging)

the end... or is it?

you do know that paine and sephiroth are not goths.... or not minutely gothic in any sense, sept paines clothing.

[*~Angel Wing~*]

No, it's Bubbles that is the same voice actress as Rikku. Her name is Tara Strong.
Yeah...you're right...:D

[Yew-Yevon]

Shinra in a Canadian acsent:check dis out eh! Ifound dis bottle under bros bed eh...and holy crap! I'm like totaly hammerd yaknow eh?

[syun_ukiya]

Rikku:
E=mc²
According to the equation, the total amount of energy obtainable from an object is equivalent to the mass of the object multiplied by the square of the speed of light.

[GunbladeMaster]

Shinra: Im just an idiot...

[Tearz]

Shinra: "My face was mauled in a horrible encounter with a Chimera. That is why you will never see what is beyond this mask."

Isaaru: "You realise that every sentence ends with me saying no, no?"

Maechen: "And that is my life from the day I was born to the time that you pressed X to talk to me, and told me to keep going."

Lenne: "Shuyin, what did I say about throwing tantrums for centuries?"

Rikku: "What's wrong, Yuna?"
Yuna: *whisper* "...I see dead people."
(I know this one has been overdone, but just couldn't help myself :D ).

[Markus. D]

Yuna: Hey Rikku, wanna join me in some comical relief?
Rikku: No, we must keep focused on the objective and not go offtrack.
Paine: Lemme join you Yunie.
Yuna: Really?
Paine: Yes! Dr. P is in the house!
Rikku: please can we focus, Sin is near.
Paine: P, P, We all love to pee pee.
Yuna: Oh paine, you are my inspiration, I wanna pee pee aswell.
Paine: So Rikku, did you test out that songstress dressphere which is useless till youve spent 100+ battles trying to master it?
Rikku: I was, it was like someone else's exitement just took over.
Rikku: Please can we get back to the plot here, I will go for the sinspawn on its back, you two take on its arms.
Paine: I dont want to fight sin... i want to pee.
Yuna: Oh pee pee me to.
Rikku: fine...., AFK then.

Rikku is now known as RikkuIWordSaveing

Yuna:Okay im done Pee Pee.
Paine: you seem to have pee pee'ed without going to a toilet.

Rikku uses pilfer HP on Sinspawn Ames

Yuna: Where to n0w 0_o????
Paine: To CAMELOT sir Rikku
Yuna: Im not Rikku, Im Yuna

Yuna Walks away and sits down

Yuna: Who is this Rikku...
Yuna: WHO, THE HECK, IS RIKKU!!!!!

Rikku uses Pilfer How I mine for Fish?

Paine: CAAAAAAAAAAAAAAMEEEEEEEEEEEEEELOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOT!!!!
Yuna: Okay, I quit gullwings, I have been backstabbed for zeee last time.
Paine: Marsbar, A mars a day, helps you work, rest and play.
Yuna: Im off to bed everyone, bye bye

Yuna has quit (Leaving!)

Paine Licks Rikku

Rikku uses anti-licking spray chocolate Flavour

Rikku: I'm dead, yet saying something, makes you wanna 0_o

Rikku has Quit (Ping Timeout!)

Paine: I go secs n00bs, bye!

Paine is now known as PaineIHowImineforFish

[Yew-Yevon]

Pain-i got some cho greens yo shinra wana shot ov cho greens?

shinra- ya fishor

[tehyunafan]

tidus : im rikku in disguise
Yuna : im paine in disguise
rikku : WTF AM I THEN!?

[Light Mage]

Barkeep:

"Yoo never appreshiateted me!
Yoo never loved me!
YOO NEVER EVEN ASHKED ME MY NAME!
I was just shlave labour to yoo, washn't I?
WASHN'T I?!"

*shob*

[SummonerSteph]

Barkeep and others:SHAVE US Missh Yuna!!!
Yuna: EWWW! No way im i shaving YOU!

Shoopuf owner: Ride this shoe?......Anyone?

[Yew-Yevon]

SIN- Tidus...Join me, together we can rule this world!

Tidus- I'll never join you...you killed my father

SIN-No, I am your father

tidus-NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!

[Markus. D]

Yuna: EXPECTO! PATRONUM!!!!!

[Light Mage]

Yuna: EXPECTO! PATRONUM!!!!!
HEEEEY!

I watched that last night!

:D Cool!

[Markus. D]

its a sexy movie indeed :P


hey, christmas eggs, i want one.

[Social Moon Firesky]

hes a new edition to FF

Best. Character. EVAR! *Evil laugh*

[SilverPhoenix42]

Yuna: OMG, I can see him again if I kill myself!
Rikku: Oooooh, let me help!
Paine: Not again....

[*Nani*]

Shinra: oh u meanie!!! look at my skirt! u´ve ruined it!
Rikku: I can clean it with an invention I have just made! Its called the clean-o-matic and it works with pixels and GB´s!

Or

Paine: Im gonna save the world again, nothing is gonna stop me! (smiles to camera)
Rikku:....shut up

Or

Rikku: I cried aloud with mirth and merriment
Paine: hahahahahahaahahahahahahahahahaahah MORE MORE, POOPIE!!
Yuna: I love shuyin

or:

Baralai: I love Youth
Nooj: I love Yevon
Gippal: I love Y....YUNA?

[Yew-Yevon]

Rikku: I cried aloud with mirth and merriment
Paine: hahahahahahaahahahahahahahahahaahah MORE MORE, POOPIE!!

........is this explicit text?

[*Nani*]

Only if u wanna see it that way...but i didnt intended it to be explicit

[Marluxiaswife]

Yuna in the intro concert when the music starts:
Estuans interius
ira vehementi
Estuans interius
ira vehementi
Sephiroth!
Sephiroth!

Why is Yuna sing that?:( , she not a Sephiroth Copy
or anything....:(

[Markus. D]

Why is Yuna sing that?:( , she not a Sephiroth Copy
or anything....:(

*ahem* look at the thread name.


Yuna: LoooL, N00b

[Ruskies]

I dont think we would ever hear Yuna, Rikku or Paine say "I gotta take a poo" or "im hungry".

[Marluxiaswife]

*ahem* look at the thread name.


Yuna: LoooL, N00b

Sorry he he :p

[YTDN]

Paine: i'm really a guy.
Rikku: I wanna be a nun!
Yuna: I'm going to marry a hypello!

[Dude Auron]

YRP: "We are up to no good!, We seal and kill!"

[loza]

Rikku: :beer: hello GiPaL!!

[xX.Silver.Wings.Xx]

Paine - That dress is SOOO pink, fluffy and CUUUUUUTE!!! I soooo want it...Leather is like SOOOO last seasonnn!!!

[lulusgirl]

Yuna-man,i just wanna drink beer all day.
Rikku-I cut myself (me: that's bad,don't)
Paine-So,like, todayyyyyyyyyyy...yeah i want shopping and check out this pink armone sweater i bought!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[Marluxiaswife]

Yuna "Why does Brother say he is the leader, but stands around?"
Rikku "My Brother should leave the Gullwing!"
Paine "He a &*^&*(^&*"

[Shiny]

Paine: OOOOO! You guys...like omg! You want to search for spheres today?
Rikku: *Yawn* Not really...let's just relax and listen to some Enya.
Paine: Oh c'mooon!
Yuna: Ho, she said no!
Paine::whimper:

[lulusgirl]

rikku-WHAT????????????????
IT'S 8:30 PM ALREADY !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
PAST MY BEDTIME !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[Marluxiaswife]

Sorry for double posting

Yuna "Sorry Girls I need to listen to some music when I sleep."
Rikku "What?"
Paine "Not again..."

[Remon]

Yuna: YU-Gi-OHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH! or Yu-Nie-Ohhhhhhhhhhh

[lulusgirl]

Yuna-Do these chains make me look fat?

[Lycaon]

Tidus. =D

[lulusgirl]

lulu-LET'S GO FROLIC IS FIELDS OF WILDFLOWERS !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[Heero Yuy NWZC]

Yuna: who am i looking for again?
Rikku: we're looking for Tidus! u know, the guy with the sword?
Paine: What's so special about him anyways? Yuna, u can get laid by anyother guy if u wanted to. just forget him.
Yuna:u mean Auron?
Rikku:...no
Yuna: who the hell are u guys talking about?!

[Remon]

Tidus:Hey guys.My name is Tidus!(sorry if this has been said before)

[Red Squall]

Paine: I think i've broke a nail.... OH MY GOD its chipped ~crys~
Yuna: Were in the middle of a fight worry about it later
Paine: But but but LOOK its chipped... i cant fight in this condition im going back to the airship ~leaves~

[Heero Yuy NWZC]

Rikku: u think this skirt makes me look sexy? (sry if this has been used before)

[Mitch]

anal cavity

[lulusgirl]

*on the phone*
Paine- OHMYGOD
She didn't !
She did?
No way !
I can't believe she did that !
Your kidding.
OHMYGOD!
OH.MY.GOD!
She didn't!
No way !
Shut up !
Shut UP !
Oh My God !
Shut up !
I can't believe that !


-Note: I have done this before.

[Jessweeee♪]

Yuna: Do you think it's him?
Rikku: I hope so, he never called me after that one night stand
Yuna: WHAT?!
Rikku: We're talking about Gippal right?
Yuna: No, Voldemort!!! GAaH!!! you made me say his name!!!

[Shiny]

Yuna: Do you think it's him?
Rikku: I hope so, he never called me after that one night stand
Yuna: WHAT?!
Rikku: We're talking about Gippal right?
Yuna: No, Voldemort!!! GAaH!!! you made me say his name!!!
:lol: That was bizzare! I definately was not expecting that. :O_O:

[Heero Yuy NWZC]

Lulu: I hate this! U do it every time!
Wakka: come on baby don't be like this.
Lulu: No ur the one who should stop being like that. Why? why would u look at another woman like that?
Wakka: like what?
Lulu: u know exactly what!
Wakka: it was only Yuna!

[Mittopotahis]

Tidus. =D
Win.

Paine: i'm really a guy.
I wouldn't be so sure about that.

Rikku: "You know, I've been thinking........"

[Heero Yuy NWZC]

Yuna: Rikku, thanks for the new clothes. U think we could find Tidus faster in these things?
Rikku: ummm...sure.

[loza]

rikku: oh f**k no wait i mean poppie
:D


yuna:brother... brother wats wrong??

brother: u.. r.. stepping on my groin

yuna: oh sorri i didn't see it there ;)

:tongue: :tongue: :tongue: :tongue: :tongue: :tongue: :tongue:

[Markus. D]

Yuna: Beel The FURN!

[lulusgirl]

Paine-TEACHERTEACHER I BROUGHT YOU AN APPLE !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[Lycaon]

Tidus' name. -.-
He must really love these people a lot, if he can stand them never saying his name lol.

[Yew-Yevon]

Yuna:what ya doing there Shinra?

Shinra:tai chi, would you like to spar with me?

Yuna:huh? the spa is in the cabin

Shinra: You fool! I said spar! -dropkicks yuna, who rolls into a ball and cries-

Yuna: oweeeeeee!

[Fatal Impurity]

yuna: hi auron! wanna play mahjong? oh yeah! your dead! hahahahaha! you little zombie!
auron: whatever at least im REAL unlike someone we all know!
*silence*

[LunaticPandora37]

i bet they'd never say...

"let's get a sandwich"

or

"we should play pocket tanks"

[lulusgirl]

um, ok.
Buddy- Here paine, one ticket to a day-spa
paine- YAY THANK YOU !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[Excalibur11]

Yuna: Why are we looking for spheres? Lets look for cubes instead!

[Marluxiaswife]

Yuna: "I want to see the futer"
Rikku: "I bet it will suck"
Paine :"Can we find Food?"

[Heero Yuy NWZC]

Tidus: if im not real, could i do this? *squeezes Yuna's butt*
Yuna: Hey!
Tidus: oh come on, u know u liked it.

[Dude Auron]

Paine "Can We Find Mother?"
Yuna & Rikku "What?"

[Jessweeee♪]

Anyone: "Hang on a sec, I gotta use the bathroom."


(in battle, rikku and paine are dying, yunas just sitting off to the side)
Paine: Help us Yunie!!!
Rikku: Yes, get off your lazy ass and help us!
Yuna: I caaaaaan't I already told you, I have bad cramps!

[yunashuyin]

A sceen near the ending of FFX-2

Yuna "I love you."
Shuyin "I love you too Yuna."
Rikku "WHAT?!"
Paine "THE HECK?!"

[lulusgirl]

Yuna- nah, we can save the world AFTER Barney is over.

[Marluxiaswife]

"I'm tried of Spria" Yuna
"Can we go to Walmart" Rikku
"Must have New Missions..." Paine

[lulusgirl]

rikku-yippero-oh who cares?

[loza]

Yuna: *prays* prase be 2 yevon :D

Rikku: amen

[Maven]

Paine (dressed up as an aeon): BOOOOoOoOo...why YUNA!!
Yuna: *Crying* I am sorry, I AM SORRY!!

Rikku & Paine laughing

[Remon]

Paine: I think i will wear a pink dress today.

[Shiny]

rikku: oh f**k no wait i mean poppie
:D

:laugh:

Gippal: How come no one has asked me how my eye patch looks?

Paine: Pink is the new black.

Rikku:That is a nucleus and it can be found in the center of an atom. And that right there; that's a molecular compound.

Yuna: I am not going to spontanously dance during battles today!

Nooj: Praise Yevon!

Baralai: We defianetly need to bomb something...right now!

Lulu: Wakka isn't my baby's daddy.

Wakka: Screw Besaid Island; I'm going to Luca to become a champion!

Auron: Anyone in the mood for some showtunes? Huh, anyone? *crickets* Ya'll are like so not cool!

Tidus: Haha, Yuna, I was just joking about the wholeI am Faith's dream thing. I was really spending the whole time gone and in Bermuda.

[yunafan11]

These are funny... LOL. I cant stop reading...

Rikku- Hmm... Is my underwear noticable?
Paine- I'm Preppy
Yuna- Hey Brother, Holler!

LOL.

[lulusgirl]

Khimari- Blue's clueees, blues clues *blues clues*
i sit down in my thinking chair and think...think...thiiiiiiiiiink

[DeathKnight]

Tidus: Lulu, you got big boobs:tongue: ;)

Yuna *summons Bahumut on his ass*:D

[lulusgirl]

Garik-nah,i'll fight the guado AFTER the football game.

[Yew-Yevon]

Tidus dreams of yuna and rikku at the dock

Jept: Hey! stop dreaming! You with a woman? your maken me jelous man!

[Psychotic]

Paine: I'M A GOAT AND MY NAME IS FRANK!

[samboo1]

Nooj: Praise Yevon!LMAO! That made me laugh! and...
Tidus: Haha, Yuna, I was just joking about the wholeSpoiler: I am Faith's dream thing. I was really spending the whole time gone and in Bermuda.Good ones!

It's morning...Yuna's alarm goes off on the day of defeating Vegnagun...
Yuna- Oh [!]f**k[/!] *snip* it, 5 more minutes!

Do not go around the filters. ~ Leeza

[Chloe.]

(while fighting........something )

Paine: Oh my god, I broke a nail!!

[samboo1]

(while fighting........something )

Paine: Oh my god, I broke a nail!!I like that :D

Baralai- *to the whole of Spira* Can you keep a secret? *tells all of Bevelle's secrets*

[DeathKnight]

Tidus: if im not real, could i do this? *squeezes Yuna's butt*
Yuna: Hey!
Tidus: oh come on, u know u liked it.

:elk: :kaohappy2

Oooooooooooooh! I like this one! lol.

They should do a Tenchi Muyo or Maburaho kind of thing for the FFX series, yeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeah...I wonder how they'd look in anime form

[Tanith]

Paine: Gimme a P!
Rikku: Gimme a vodka on the rocks.
Yuna: Make it a double.

[samboo1]

Nooj: Praise Yevon!Still get's me! I know i mentioned it before but really, that made my day!:D :D

[Flake]

Nooj: Wanna race?

[Rocket Edge]

Nooj: Wanna race?lmao!!!

[Shiny]

LMAO! That made me laugh! and...Good ones!

It's morning...Yuna's alarm goes off on the day of defeating Vegnagun...
Yuna- Oh f:skull::skull:k it, 5 more minutes!

Still get's me! I know i mentioned it before but really, that made my day!
:ty: I like your's too.

[Rikku X-2]

A person in spria interviewing YRP
"So Yuna, Rikku and Paine do you plan making a part three?"

"Never Thought of it.... If we get something in it for us ?" Yuna looking around and a evil smile
"Hmmmm.. Why should we?, so you can know what were up too all the time!" Rikku says madly giving the inteviewer an evil look
"That shoulds like fun we should." Paine says looking at Yuna and Rikku

[Yew-Yevon]

Paine: give yuna a motherly hug "its time for bed yuna"

Yuna: looks up at Paine with cute innosent eyes "but I wana stay up and play with you!"

Paine wakes up sudenly: Oh my god! what a sweet dream!.....I soooo wana adopt yunie!

[Yuna_wannabe]

Riku: Hey, I’ve got an idea. Instead of flying around, collecting spheres that have no relevance to the plot, let’s do something about that f@#$ing huge machine that about to screw us all over.

Haha thats funny


Yuna:: Forget Ti.....watever his name was, im gonna go out with BROTHER!

...not funny


Brother: "So what about incest?! C'mere Yuna..."

Incest a game the whole family can play

anywho
Yuna: Screw brother and tidus... I love Barkeep!

[Jessweeee♪]

Paine: ooOOOOOooooO! I luuvy wuuvy you my brotherpoo!!!
Rikku: Hmm...I wonder if I should be concerned that Brother is crushing on his cousin...
Yuna: Gee, do you think that's TIDUS. I sure do miss TIDUS. I wonder if there is any hope of getting TIDUS back.

[Shiny]

Barkeep: Anything without a freakin' lisp.
Rikku: "I hate the world. Burn you humans and Kimarhi! Burrrrrn in all your pathetic exsitence."
Yuna: "Screw this; I'm going in the Half-Life 2 game."
(Dark)Ifrit: "Oh my Jebus! I'm on fire!"
Rikku: "Yuna." (I could have sworn she always called her Yunie.)
Paine: "So, how was everyone's day? Mine was great."
Nooj: "We need to stop building materia. Fo rizzle."
(Dark)Yojimbo: "No, I don't want your money."
Seymour: "I'm back losers!"
Rikku: "I accidentally made out with Tidus."

Edit: Oh crap! I meant machina instead of materia...I've been looking at the 7 board too much.

[lulusgirl]

Barkeep: Anything without a freakin' lisp.
Rikku: "I hate the world. Burn you humans and Kimarhi! Burrrrrn in all your pathetic exsitence."
Yuna: "Screw this; I'm going in the Half-Life 2 game."
(Dark)Ifrit: "Oh my Jebus! I'm on fire!"
Rikku: "Yuna." (I could have sworn she always called her Yunie.)
Paine: "So, how was everyone's day. Mine was great."
Nooj: "We need to stop building materia. Fo rizzle."
(Dark)Yojimbo: "No, I don't want your money."
Seymour: "I'm back losers!"
Rikku: "I accidentally made out with Tidus."

that dark yojimbo and dark ifrit and seymour ones made me choke on my popcorn i was laughing soooooooooooooooooo hard !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

(Dark)Valefor-*does sonic blast* lemme just flip my pretty ponytail out of my face for a second while i blast my former owner and her friends away.
YRP- NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
*runs away*

[Acid Raine]

Yuna: Eh..the world can save itself

Auron: Cant you figure anything out for yourself? Or do you have to have some dead guy tell you what to do?

Tidus: Dammit, Yuna! Why havent you made my lunch yet?

Rikku: basically anything intellegent

Paine: bitch, please.

[Heero Yuy NWZC]

Yuna: why does brother keep hitting on me?
Rikku: cuz ur hot Yunie.
Yuna: really?
Rikku: of course. if i wasn't in love with Tidus i would totally hit on u.
Yuna: gee, thanks Rikku.

[DeathKnight]

Yuna: why does brother keep hitting on me?
Rikku: cuz ur hot Yunie.
Yuna: really?
Rikku: of course. if i wasn't in love with Tidus i would totally hit on u.
Yuna: gee, thanks Rikku.

you make the best posts ever man! seriously :exdee: :D

[Flake]

^ :-\

Kimari: AH! Kimari break nail!
Kimari need manicure.

[Heero Yuy NWZC]

you make the best posts ever man! seriously :exdee: :D
thnx. :D

Tidus: im gonna be the best blitzball player ever!
Wakka: wait, how can u be that if u don't beat ur dad
Tidus: well, then i'll beat him. then i will be the best blitzball player ever!
Wakka: wait, didn't we already find out that ur dad is Sin?
Tidus: exactly, he will be that much easier to beat at the game. he has no hands! *laughs*
Wakka:...

Rikku: Brother, why do u always hit on Yuna?
Brother: cuz she hot!
Rikku: i know but...don't u find me attractive?
Brother: uh? what u mean Rikku. we are related.
Rikku: well, that stinks! just cuz we're related shouldn't mean anything! *runs away crying*
Brother: now...where's Yuna.

[Maven]

Yuna: I miss you
Tidus: Say my name
Yuna: I miss...him
Tidus: WHY CAN'T YOU SAY MY FUCKING NAME
Yuna: I am sorry you

Tidus: Fuck it...i am going to the farplane....hopefully Leene is not just the hotter version of you, but the smarter one.

[samboo1]

that dark yojimbo and dark ifrit and seymour ones made me choke on my popcorn i was laughing soooooooooooooooooo hard !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!


yeah they made me laugh as well!:choc2:

[Yuna_wannabe]

Tidus: Dammit, Yuna! Why havent you made my lunch yet?

oh my jebus that is hilarious

Yuna: I miss you
Tidus: Say my name
Yuna: I miss...him
Tidus: WHY CAN'T YOU SAY MY smurfING NAME
Yuna: I am sorry you

Tidus: smurf it...i am going to the farplane....hopefully Leene is not just the hotter version of you, but the smarter one.


I love this forum

[DeathKnight]

thnx. :D

Tidus: im gonna be the best blitzball player ever!
Wakka: wait, how can u be that if u don't beat ur dad
Tidus: well, then i'll beat him. then i will be the best blitzball player ever!
Wakka: wait, didn't we already find out that ur dad is Sin?
Tidus: exactly, he will be that much easier to beat at the game. he has no hands! *laughs*
Wakka:...

Rikku: Brother, why do u always hit on Yuna?
Brother: cuz she hot!
Rikku: i know but...don't u find me attractive?
Brother: uh? what u mean Rikku. we are related.
Rikku: well, that stinks! just cuz we're related shouldn't mean anything! *runs away crying*
Brother: now...where's Yuna.

*points to the second one*:kaolaugh:

[Flake]

Paine:Im so happy today.Im gonna go put on some bright colors and go get a tan.

Wakka:*Talking to Kimahri*I totally did it with Lulu man!
Kimahri:Hells yeah nucca!You da shizzle dawg!

[Heero Yuy NWZC]

Tidus: Yuna, do you like me?
Yuna: of course i do. why?
Tidus: well, i've been thinking. since im gonna disappear and all after this. i was wondering if-
Yuna: oh, Tidus. i didn't know you felt that way. I feel the same way.
Tidus: Really?!
Yuna: Yes. *scans his body* I would love to-
Tidus: Alright! *rummages through his clothing*
Yuna: Sooo, when are we going to-
Tidus: Will you sign my blitzball!
Yuna: *anime fall*

[Jessweeee♪]

Shiva: "ThEy HaVe HeRpEs?!"

Tidus: "Hi, I'm...er...what was it now...oh yeah!!! My name is BillyBobJimJoe, and I like chicken!"

[4evarisha]

Rikku-paine let me kill this 1
paine-no i want 2
yuna-let me
rikku-please
paine-i used ladyluck already it is dead hahaha yay
rikku-bitch

[Mr_Moogle]

Yuna: Tidus

*GASP* :eek: :eek: :eek: *GASP*
*cough* *splutter*

[Yew-Yevon]

Rikku sputers in Russan at yuna

Yuna:WTF!?

Rikku holds up a bottle of vodka

[Lunareescence]

Paine: 1000 words, call out through the ages..
Yuna: Heyyyy Im shupposed to shing dat shong not youuuu!! Give me my microphoneeeee
Paine: Its not my fault you were drunk at the time...suspended on silver wings....

[4evarisha]

tidus-can i go 2 the mall
paine-yea lets buy shoes
tidus-like totally

[Jessweeee♪]

tidus-yuna lets have sex
yuna-okay
rikku-tidus but i suck your penis and we had babies
tidus-oops

erm...maybe that was a little too much...

Paine: everybody's speeecial, speeecial! Eeeeverybody's speeecial....
Wakka: Lulu...does anyone in your family have blonde hair?
Lulu: WHAT?! umm...erm...yes! I died my hair this color, I'm a natural blonde! Yes...that's right...a natural blonde....

[4evarisha]

lol i cracked up lol lol lol lol lol lol lol

[Heero Yuy NWZC]

tidus-yuna lets have sex
yuna-okay
rikku-tidus but i suck your penis and we had babies
tidus-oops
wow...that was crazy, and kind of inappropriate for some of the ppl that go here. anyways, it made no sense and i guess that makes it funny...right?

[Lunareescence]

sorry I think its too disturbing to be funny but maybe its my sense of humour hmmm...
oh lookie a flying leaf!! *Laughs hysterically*

[Flake]

I thought it was childish...mostly because of how it was spelled.

[Heero Yuy NWZC]

ok, on with the things they wouldn't say! :D

[Yew-Yevon]

Rikku-Hay Yunie!! come look at this!!!

Yuna- what is it rikku?

Rikku- Shinra just found a cool web site divoted to us.

Yuna-huh?!?

Shinra- Its a forums site i found... theres this silly topic called "things FFx-2 ppl would never say"

Paine- what? they think we don't have the balls to say something that Sqare didn't script?

Brother-sweet! let me try.

evryone rools their eyes.

[Heero Yuy NWZC]

lol, that's the best! :D

[Maven]

Paine: Do you think I am a replacement for Lulu?
Rikku: Totally not, I mean you don't look a thing like her!!
Yuna: Plus you are too much of a bitch to have a boyfriend

Paine (an anime sigh): I hate my life

[4evarisha]

lol that is funny lol lol lol

[Jessweeee♪]

oops...forgot a part on that last one!

Wakka: Hey! Our baby has blonde hair, how cute! Huh...Lulu who in your family has blonde hair?
Lulu: WHAT?! umm...erm...yes! I died my hair this color, I'm a natural blonde! Yes...that's right...a natural blonde....

[4evarisha]

didn't u post that already

[Jessweeee♪]

sort of, i forgot the baby the first time so I added it because you might not get the joke otherwise.

[4evarisha]

ok then

[Relena]

P: I love pink, and fluffy moogles! I'm going to draw one right now!
R: *Reading Math Book* I Love math. It's so boring.
Y: I think I'm going to sleep all day.

[Maite_Sweet_Rebelde]

In Fight With Vegnigun:
Paine; Skrew this **** I'm going to make out with Baralai.
Rikku; Oh Poopie! I wa... I want a chocobo!
Yuna; All dis to save Tidus... **** it there are plenty of men out there. I think I'll go with nooj.
LeBlanc; I heard that loves..noojie woojie is mine
Yuna; Maby Gippal?
Rikku; you could take him i got a chocobo!

[DeathKnight]

In Fight With Vegnigun:
Paine; Skrew this **** I'm going to make out with Baralai.
Rikku; Oh Poopie! I wa... I want a chocobo!
Yuna; All dis to save Tidus... **** it there are plenty of men out there. I think I'll go with nooj.
LeBlanc; I heard that loves..noojie woojie is mine
Yuna; Maby Gippal?
Rikku; you could take him i got a chocobo!

:laugh::up: this is crazy! but I like

[Heero Yuy NWZC]

Yuna: we all have our problems...but you won't get any ****ing help from me!

Rikku: I look sexy. Tidus, do you think i look sexy?
Tidus:(in Mr. T voice) Oooooh Yeeeeaaaaaahhhh!

Paine: Lulu, I am your sister.
Lulu: Nooooooooo....wait, really?
Paine: Hell if I know.

[lulusgirl]

Buddy- hey brother, i'm gonna go see my fans, can you fly the plane?
yuna- what fans?
buddy- oh yeah, i took a leaf out of your book, yuna, and now i'm the lead singer of the backstreet boys (old albums, not new btw)

[I Don't Need A Name]

Seymour: HAHA! i have risen from the dead to kill you allll!!!!! muuhhuuhahaaaaa!
Yuna:........*pokes Seymour*
Seymour: ARRGGGGHHHH! the painnnn!!!!! i think i will go back to being dead, this is too much like hard work!

[D.os]

Yuna: WHATT? I have to fight that F@#§ing huge machine, just to bring Tidus to life??? It's so much easy just to kill myself!!

[lulusgirl]

tee-hee-hee that was funny


um..................................................
paine-yuna, can you help me with some homework
yuna-ask rikku
paine-why can' you?
yuna-BECAUSE I'M WATCHING MY WRESTLIN MATCH YOU STUPID !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
paine- fine, rikku can you help me?
rikku- DON'T ASK ME
paine-why BECAUSE I'M WATCHING ZOEY 101 SO GO ASK BROTHER !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
paine- FINE !!!!!!!!! BROTHER HELP ME !!!!!!!!!!!
brother- ok ^_^ so when einstein said E=MC2 he meant that the flubber increased to the two hundreadth power..........

*next day*

Paine- BROTHER !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! YOU MADE ME FAIL MY TEST !!!!!!!!!!!
brother- oh really
*evil laugh*
brother- oh well i'm sorry
*sneer*

[Rocket Edge]

Kimarhri jumping up and down like a schoolgirl and tickling Garik.

[Gnostic Yevon]

You know, Tidus, it's great that you're alive and all ... but I've changed in these last few years since you jumped off the airship ... I don't wanna hurt you ... but I think we should see other people ... We can still be friends though.


Yuna get's on the top of the airship. The band starts to play
http://www.geocities.com/sadek69/survive.mid <-- for best experience, click link.

First I was afraid
I was petrified
Kept thinking I could never live
without you by my side
But I spent so many nights
thinking how you did me wrong
I grew strong
I learned how to carry on
and so you're back
from outer space
I just walked in to find you here
with that sad look upon your face
I should have changed my stupid lock
I should have made you leave your key
If I had known for just one second
you'd be back to bother me

Go on now go walk out the door
just turn around now
'cause you're not welcome anymore
weren't you the one who tried to hurt me with goodbye
you think I'd crumble
you think I'd lay down and die
Oh no, not I
I will survive
as long as i know how to love
I know I will stay alive
I've got all my life to live
I've got all my love to give
and I'll survive
I will survive

It took all the strength I had
not to fall apart
kept trying hard to mend
the pieces of my broken heart
and I spent oh so many nights
just feeling sorry for myself
I used to cry
Now I hold my head up high
and you see me
somebody new
I'm not that chained up little person
still in love with you
and so you felt like dropping in
and just expect me to be free
now I'm saving all my loving
for someone who's loving me

[Yuna_wannabe]

Paine: Gimme a P!
Rikku: Gimme a vodka on the rocks.
Yuna: Make it a double


This forum makes me laugh

[Lunareescence]

It makes me laugh too!! Mwahahahahahehehha!!

[Yew-Yevon]

Paine- hay Shinra...can you pull up any info of yuna's past of this site?

Shinra- you mean this FFX forum?

Rikku- quiet she'll here you.

*Shinra opens the link and sees all of Yuna's past...and finds the name of her lost love*

Paine- wow!...but why is that small lake in the forest so special?

*Shinra finds the love sene cutsene from the game and they all whatch for the first time. Paine goes into tears*

*Yuna come on the brige*

Yuna- What ya guys looking at?

Everyone- NOTHING!!!

[Yuna_wannabe]

Paine- hay Shinra...can you pull up any info of yuna's past of this site?

Shinra- you mean this FFX forum?

Rikku- quiet she'll here you.

*Shinra opens the link and sees all of Yuna's past...and finds the name of her lost love*

Paine- wow!...but why is that small lake in the forest so special?

*Shinra finds the love sene cutsene from the game and they all whatch for the first time. Paine goes into tears*

*Yuna come on the brige*

Yuna- What ya guys looking at?

Everyone- NOTHING!!!

OMG CONTINUE THIS IS BETTER THEN A SOAP OPERA!

[Yew-Yevon]

well.....they would never say this so thats why I'm writing it. :D

[Yuna_wannabe]

but but ...oh POOPIE!

[D.os]

Paine: So why did Lenne and shuyin appeard when Yuna was singing?

Rikku:Shinra said that was something-something sphere-waves and then "I'm just a kid"

Shinra:I'm not a kid!!! I'M A ROBOTTT MUAHAHAHA!

[Maite_Sweet_Rebelde]

you playing final fantasy;
Rikku- hey u! yea u! stop it rite now.
yuna- i'm sick and tired of being playing.
Paine- if it doesn't bother you, we are leaving the screan! so don't expect we'll be back so soon.
U see all the characters going on about this.
U aee all the chareacters leave the screan!

[Maven]

Paine: Rikku...have you ever thought about changing your name to Rikkue?
Rikku: No...I am not lame and add an "e" to a word and think it is a name...loser.

...HEY! YUNIEEEEE I LOVE YOU

Paine:...uhhh

[Yew-Yevon]

Rikku turns Red in the face...How could she have not known about Tidus and Yunas affair being so ...imtemit.

Yuna-Rikku...Are you sure your ok...Shinra what didyou show them?!?

Shinra closes the page faster than Yuna could see it, and pulled up a pic file of gorge bush

Shinra- just some stopid picture thats all...

Yuna(getting mad) Then why was Paine crying?!?

Rikku walks over to Paine and holds her,

Rikku (whispering)-hay Paine...lets go to the cabin before yunie finds out what happend.

Paine- "Sniff" ok ...that was so butifule...

[Yuna_wannabe]

YAY!! I LOVE YOU YU-YEVON!!! THANK YOU FOR POSTING MORE!!!!:D:D:D

[Yew-Yevon]

lol no prob :D...want to add a bit?

[Jessweeee♪]

add more!!! I loves it
I love you all...I love this forum...it is so awesome!

Yuna: I love you...erm...eh, what was it again? OH!!! I remember, how stupid of me, I LOVE YOU VOLDEMORT!!!
Tidus: Um...sure...let's just go with that *pats Yuna on the head*

[D.os]

add more!!! I loves it
I love you all...I love this forum...it is so awesome!

Yuna: I love you...erm...eh, what was it again? OH!!! I remember, how stupid of me, I LOVE YOU VOLDEMORT!!!
Tidus: Um...sure...let's just go with that *pats Yuna on the head*

XD Brilliant

[Yew-Yevon]

Yuna- "What the hell were you looking at?!?"

Shinra(shaking)- It wasn't my idea realy!

[Heero Yuy NWZC]

Rikku: what is with these guys' lisps.
Barkeep: thatsish how wes were bornses.
Rikku: that's it you little smurf! you're goin down! *beats the living piss out of Barkeep and then leaves*
Barkeep: thanksh yous, come agains. *falls on ground*

[Jessweeee♪]

lol, i like your sig btw

a continuation of what i last posted:

Harry Potter: You BITCH!!! No way you're taking MY man! (waves head and wags finger)
Yuna: Bring it on POTTY!
Rikku: You read Harry Potter, that is so gay.

[D.os]

Paine: Yuna you look....
Yuna: I look what?
Paine: You look.... fat
Yuna: WHAT? I do not!!!
Rikku:Yes you do!! You have been eating too much cakes!!
Yuna: !!! I don't eat a single cake since uhm... since..
Barkepper: Shince thish morning, for breakfasht!

[Rikkugrl12]

oh oh i no,
Rikku" i love Nooj"
Yuna" i love Gippal"
Piane" i love Baralai"
Yuna" hey hes mine, piane!"
Piane" What?!?!"

[Rikkugrl12]

Paine: Rikku...have you ever thought about changing your name to Rikkue?
Rikku: No...I am not lame and add an "e" to a word and think it is a name...loser.

...HEY! YUNIEEEEE I LOVE YOU

Paine:...uhhh
Hey i want one of those

[DeathKnight]

Paine: Yuna you look....
Yuna: I look what?
Paine: You look.... fat
Yuna: WHAT? I do not!!!
Rikku:Yes you do!! You have been eating too much cakes!!
Yuna: !!! I don't eat a single cake since uhm... since..
Barkepper: Shince thish morning, for breakfasht!

:exdee: :thumb: :exdee:

[Heero Yuy NWZC]

Shinra: I'm just a kid.
Yuna: what the hell are you talking about?! You are our technical expert, you a the best at sphere break, you answer all our questions, and you wear an awesome ass mask to boot! Now stop saying your just a kid!
Shinra: ok, fine! I'm 15.
Yuna: *gasp* *whispers* come by my room tonight. ;)

[Avenging Soul23]

anything that rikku says....i love tara strongs voice

[DeathKnight]

Shinra: I'm just a kid.
Yuna: what the hell are you talking about?! You are our technical expert, you a the best at sphere break, you answer all our questions, and you wear an awesome ass mask to boot! Now stop saying your just a kid!
Shinra: ok, fine! I'm 15.
Yuna: *gasp* *whispers* come by my room tonight. ;)

:kaolaugh: :simon:

[Heero Yuy NWZC]

yeah, you like those don't you?

Tidus: dude, i've got such a bad itch on my back.
Auron: here let me scratch it with my sword.
Tidus: Aww that feels so-ahhhhhhhhhhhh!

Elma: chocobo knights is a great opportunity to pick up chicks. so join now! :D
Yuna: really? yes, finally i won't be discriminated anymore!

Wakka: man, I don't know why I didn't get with Lulu on our first journey. Chappu got all the luck. That's right, I'm talkin to you, you crazy dead son of a-
Chappu: dude, I'm right here. Remember, I didn't die after all. I was just drifting at sea.
Wakka: oh, oh yeah. your right. *sighs*
Lulu: ready to go out Chappu?
Wakka: where are you two goin?
Lulu: oh, I'm sorry Wakka, but since Chappu's back and I did promise to marry him-
Wakka: what?!
Lulu: I'm taking the baby to Chappu's, and you still have to pay for child support.
Wakka: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[Yew-Yevon]

Shinra finaly confeses to Yuna about the site with her past on it and braces for a beating.

Yuna-"oh...(sigh) why didn't you just ask if you could look at my past?"

Shinra-"its a site that millions of ppl have acsess to! why ask?!?"

Yuna- "good point...which part made Paine cry?"

Shinra(sweating)- "this one..." he shows her the love seane of her and Tidus in the lake.

Yuna-"WHY YOU!.......THAT WAS PRIVATE!!!!!" she screams in anger and knocks him out. "Where are the others?!?"

[Psydekick]

*Yuna hears whistle from Tidus*

Yuna: Would you keep it down over there, this a farplane not a whistling salloon!!

[Chloe.]

:up: :laugh: :thumb: Thats a good one!!! :kaolaugh:

[Psydekick]

Thanks;)

[Social Moon Firesky]

Paine: You know, maybe all these baddies need is a hug...*Puts down her sword and glomps nearest enemy*

[Jessweeee♪]

*Yuna hears whistle from Tidus*

Yuna: Would you keep it down over there, this a farplane not a whistling salloon!!

:exdee:
lol
________

You need a title for your FF soap!!!
Make it nice and soapy.

[Rikkugrl12]

Hey i want one of those
nvr mind i got 3 lol cant wait!:love:

[Psydekick]

:exdee:
lol
________

Is it really that funny :)

[Yew-Yevon]

Rikku and Panie sip a cup of Barkeeps specail tea while they wait for Yuna to cool off.

Paine- I...I never new that he ment that much to her.

Rikku- And you know? At that time somoners were not aloud to love.

Paine- What!?! thats terrible!

Rikku- Thats why she gets so emotional... it was realy painful for her at that time. Then when he disapred, she thought she would never see him again.

Paine- I guess... anyone would want to keep that kind of menory locked up.

Rikku- Well, I just hope she hasn't beaten Shinra into acoma.

Yuna comes through the door and sits by the others

Yuna-hmpf!

Paine-Yuna I..

Yuna- Well now you know! I hope your both proud!

Paine-...."snif"

Yuna-....I...I just miss him..."sob"...s..sso much!

[Psydekick]

Shinra: Gullwings go break onto the scene,
Gullwings kick the snot out of fiends!
Yuna: Okay have u been on Cocaine again?
Shinra:It's not my fault its so addictive!

[Yew-Yevon]

Rikku-Aww Yunie...we'll find him some day.

Barkeep comes to the counter with some more of his famos tea-"Refills?"

Paine-yes please.

[Jessweeee♪]

Scew Days of Our Lives (j/k, i don't watch that)!!! This is awesome, but it still needs a name!

[true_bacon22]

Shinra: Ill give you lady Luck dress sphere without any sorta of impossible gay minigame.

[a nirvana fan]

Rikku: "I should get some more clothes on"
Yuna: "Tidus I HATE YOU YOU MORONG!"
Paine: I hate gothness.

[Shiny]

Rikku: "This thong is killing me!"

[lulusgirl]

Rikku: "This thong is killing me!"
hehe that one was funny.
then again, i'm sitting in my bathrobe with my hair all crazy.
can't explain.
um:

baralia-gippal,show me how this machina works.

[Yew-Yevon]

Barkeep looks at yuna and tries to comfort her

Barkeep- Mish Yoona...would yoo like shum ov my shpeshal tea?

[lulusgirl]

*Rasta Voice*
Rikku (to Yuna) - You know i got this special cake for you. It got Vitamin A, B, T H and C. ALL the good stuff for you.

[McLovin']

Yuna: Oh no! I am gonna fall!

Barkeep: Mish Yuna! Shombody shave her! Pleesh! She needs shaving!

Brother: *Smiles widly*

[Setzer Gabianni]

Brother: I'm thinking of growing my hair

Paine: Pink is such a pretty colour..I wants to wear it <3

LeBlanc: I think I may cover up in the future

Baralai: Let's party like there's going to be no tomorrow *does the moonwalk*

~Setzer Gabianni

[Acid Raine]

Yuna: Hey, you!
Tidus: I have a name......
Rikku: Hey! It's you-know-who!
Tidus: HEY! I HAVE A NAME!
Paine: Is this him?
Tidus: SAY MY DAMN NAME!!!!
Yuna: Yes....it is the star player of the Zanarkand Abes...
Tidus: Good grief.....
Brother: Damn you! Stealing Yuna away from me, blondie!
Tidus: MY [!]F**KING[/!]*snip* NAME I-*End Scene*


Yuna: Oh no! I am gonna fall!

Barkeep: Mish Yuna! Shombody shave her! Pleesh! She needs shaving!

Brother: *Smiles widly*
heheh....genius....

Do Not go around the filters again. ~ Leeza

[Twilight Edge]

I laughed aloud with mirth and merriment.

President:Here,meet your grandfather...
Rufus:Yo,gramps.
Shinra:????????

[tidusguy#1]

yuna:hi ti- i mean, son of jecht
tidus:i thought id never say this....agin, but [!]f^&ck[/!]*snip* u yuna!!!
kimahri:kimahri attracted to garik
garik:garik love kimahri too!!*runs into each others arms sobbing*

Do not go around the filters ~ Leeza

[Yuna_wannabe]

lol no prob :D...want to add a bit?

No i cant add on hun, My Imagination isnt that wide :( but its GREAT lovews ya for adding more on!!!:D:love:

[lulusgirl]

wakka-so i was talking to lulu about my brother........DARN IT I FORGOT HIS NAME !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
lulu-wasn't it chato?
yuna-no, it was sato
rikku-no you wierdo's, it was chappu
wakku/lulu/yuna-nah, it wasn't chappu.

[namineicey]

Yuna-"i'm sick, why can't we eat?" :(

Rikku thinks and says to Yuna "i don't know why don't we ask paine?"
as her and yuna look at Paine :greenie:

Paine-"Fine I'll Buy Pizza" :eep:

[Yew-Yevon]

conitnueing from last
--------------------
Rikku- Yunie...try some of barkeeps tea. itll help you feel better.

Yuna- Ok.

Shinra walks in the room all brused

Paine-(gasp!)

Rikku-Yunie!...

Yuna-OH! I'm sorry Shinra!

Shinra- its ok....I'm realy gana think twice before looking up ppls info on the Net

[lulusgirl]

does no one like mine?

[Marluxiaswife]

wakka-so i was talking to lulu about my brother........DARN IT I FORGOT HIS NAME !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
lulu-wasn't it chato?
yuna-no, it was sato
rikku-no you weirdo's, it was chappu
wakku/lulu/yuna-nah, it wasn't chappu.

i like it its funny :D

[lulusgirl]

i like it its funny :D
awwwww
thank you !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
um (CONTINUED)

*farplane*
wakka-so auron, we were all wondering if you remembered my brothers name? remember? i loved him very much...he died.
auron-ummmmmm.wasn't it chappu?
Wakka-WILL EVERYONE STOP IT WITH CHAPPU?????????? THAT WASN'T HIS NAME !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!


that's gone far enough..............




Machean-do you want to hear a sto.......oh forget it

Clasku-YUM !!!!!!!! THIS ROASTED CHOCOBO IS TASTY !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Dona-so did bartello leave yet? *cough* i mean...i was just wondering if he was gone. He is? *sarcastic* OH DARN !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[Shadow The Red XIII Thing]

Paine: Yuna I love you
Rikku: Well it doesnt matter cus I love Paine
Yuna: But I love Tidus
Paine: We will just solve this in my room
30 MIN. LATER
Paine: Booya bitch say my name
Yuna: *panting* Paine
Rikku: Why are you stopping I was so close to climax
Brotther and Tidus were listening outside the door when they suddenly barged in
Tidus: Waht were you doing in here girls. Yuna I thought we were going to cherish each other
Yuna: Huh we were playing MarioKart DS

[Yew-Yevon]

yunies past contin
------------------

Yuna- so Barkeep...what did you put in this tea? It realy good.

Barkeep- Shafwaysh had a shale today sho i bought shum

Paine- Safeway???

Barkeep- Shinra showd me how to ordor of the nets.

Yuna- But whats...

Brother barges in and says- May I have your atention...we are haveing a firedrill pronto!

Rikku- WHAT?

Buddy- don't mind him girls...he's still coming up with dumb things to say for that stopid topic.

Paine- he dosn't have to try, we hear it all the time.

[lulusgirl]

i didn't notice that you wrote anything....it's probably good though.

Elma-I'm now the Captin of the CLI (Central Lack of Inteligence)

[true_bacon22]

yuna: oh.. I miss tidus
BAm the universe explodes becuase she said his name.

[Jessweeee♪]

I laughed aloud with mirth and merryment.
Those are awesome! (i liked the shaving best)

Barkeep: She shellsh shea shellsh down by the sheashore.
(In the Farplane)
Yuna: TIDUSTIDUSTIDUSTIDUSTIDUSTIDUSTIDUSTIDUSTIDUSTIDUSTIDUSTIDUSTIDUSTIDUSTIDUSTIDUSTIDUSTIDUSTIDUSTIDUS TIDUSTIDUSTIDUSTIDUSTIDUSTIDUSTIDUSTIDUSTIDUSTIDUSTIDUSTIDUSTIDUSTIDUSTIDUSTIDUSTIDUSTIDUSTIDUSTIDUS TIDUSTIDUS!!!
**()(Tidus explodes and dies)()**
Yuna: TIDUS!!!
Tidus: Gaah! Stop yelling I'm right here...sheesh...the dead usually prefer to sleep at 2a.m. Just because we are in the Farplane doesn't mean we don't sleep!
Yuna:TIDUS!!!
Tidus: Seriously...shut up...
[ok...tidus doesn't even look like a word anymore]
Yuna: TIDUSTIDUSTIDUSTIDUSTIDUSTIDUSTIDUSTIDUSTIDUS!!
Tidus: STOP SAYING MY NAME!!!
Yuna:TIDUS!
Tidus:....

[lulusgirl]

yeha, soemtimes i say something soooooooooo much it doesn't sound right.

*in the farplane*
yuna-ok, everyone ready?
everyone-ok
*in unison*
everyone- TIDUS !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
*yuna starts singing the Happy Birthday song with the only word as tidus*
yuna- tidus tidus tiiiidusssss, tidus tidus tiiiidusssss, tidus tiiidusss tiiidussssssss, tidus tidus tiiiidussssss
tidus-SHUT UP !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[Yew-Yevon]

Heres more of YRP everyday life continue
----------------------------------------
Paine-So how did you find out about Safway?

Barkeep-I was loooking for good shtuff for tea yesh?

Shinra(rubing his head)- He sead somthing about not geting enough suplies because Brother dosn't pay him.

Brother- Why do I have to pay anyone?!?

Rikku- WELL WE DO ALOT OF WORK DON"T WE?!?

[DeathKnight]

I laughed aloud with mirth and merryment.
Those are awesome! (i liked the shaving best)

Barkeep: She shellsh shea shellsh down by the sheashore.
(In the Farplane)
Yuna: TIDUSTIDUSTIDUSTIDUSTIDUSTIDUSTIDUSTIDUSTIDUSTIDUSTIDUSTIDUSTIDUSTIDUSTIDUSTIDUSTIDUSTIDUSTIDUSTIDUS TIDUSTIDUSTIDUSTIDUSTIDUSTIDUSTIDUSTIDUSTIDUSTIDUSTIDUSTIDUSTIDUSTIDUSTIDUSTIDUSTIDUSTIDUSTIDUSTIDUS TIDUSTIDUS!!!
**()(Tidus explodes and dies)()**
Yuna: TIDUS!!!
Tidus: Gaah! Stop yelling I'm right here...sheesh...the dead usually prefer to sleep at 2a.m. Just because we are in the Farplane doesn't mean we don't sleep!
Yuna:TIDUS!!!
Tidus: Seriously...shut up...
[ok...tidus doesn't even look like a word anymore]
Yuna: TIDUSTIDUSTIDUSTIDUSTIDUSTIDUSTIDUSTIDUSTIDUS!!
Tidus: STOP SAYING MY NAME!!!
Yuna:TIDUS!
Tidus:....

:exdee: aaaaaaah love it!

Is it me or does this sound so much like Yuna after the ending. I can just picture her asking Tidus...............

Yuna: so what's your name? I'm so sorry.........I never.....asked you*blushes*:-\ :-\ :-\
Tidus: Oh yeah *smiles*:D hehe....I always liked the way you never said my name..........it was kind of cute hehe:riiight:

[tidusguy#1]

yuna:is it you..... or does he just.... look like you?
rikku:is it him yunie? huh, huh?
yuna:what about it?
rikku:well uh, you see, there was somethin that um, he didnt tell you about....
yuna:.... ug
rikku:well it wasnt my fault, really!!! i was drunk!!!!!

[Yew-Yevon]

Yuna's past continue

*Back on the brige Yuna disides to go to Besaid and visit Wakka and Lulu.*

Buddy- So you want me to take you to your home town?

Yuna- ya...theres no stopid net for Shinra to bug me with.

Buddy- um... speaking of wich...I think I saw him looking at Rikku's privat stuff too.

Yuna-??? What the hell is he looking for??

Paine- Go easy on him Yuna... hes going through puberty

Yuna-!!!

[tidusguy#1]

yuna:is it you?
shuyin:yes, it is i-
yuna:tidus tidus it really is you tidus i cant believe it tidus!!!!!
shuyin:whoa!calm down!
yuna:tiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiidddduuuuuuuuuusssssssss!!!!!
shuyin:*shoots himself with rifle* freedom!!!

[D.os]

yuna:is it you?
shuyin:yes, it is i-
yuna:tidus tidus it really is you tidus i cant believe it tidus!!!!!
shuyin:whoa!calm down!
yuna:tiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiidddduuuuuuuuuusssssssss!!!!!
shuyin:*shoots himself with rifle* freedom!!!

Awsome can I add something to this one?

[rikkupainegoofydonald]

Leblanc: OH THE DULLWINGS!
Kimahri: Yuna want Lenne
Lenne: Why?
Kimahri: Because Kimahri want Lenne
Hypello: Lenne ish the beautibiful shinger, she's the shongstressh, the dresshphere... Lenne, can you sh*t down on a chair? I am having trubabble.
Lenne: Why thank you... Kimahri...
Kimahri: We are here at Bevelle...
Lenne: ...
Tidus: SHUT UP!
Shuyin: Calm down Tidus!
Yuna: Oh Lenne
Lenne: I am like Lucia
Yuna: I am like Luna

[tidusguy#1]

course u can d.os

[D.os]

course u can d.os

Thnx:D

Here it goes:

yuna:is it you?
shuyin:yes, it is i-
yuna:tidus tidus it really is you tidus i cant believe it tidus!!!!!
shuyin:whoa!calm down!
yuna:tiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiddd duuuuuuuuuusssssssss!!!!!
shuyin:*shoots himself with rifle* freedom!!!

*Shuyins wakes up in the Farplane and looks around*
Shuyins: *fweu* No Yuna around.. Peace at last! This is waht I call an Eternal Calm!:D
*He starts to hear footsteps walking in his direction*
Shuyin: god no!!
Lenne: SHUUUUUYINNN SHUYIN I found you!! AT LAST .. shuyinShuyinShuyinShuyinShuyinShuyinShuyin...*continues for eternity*
Shuyin: :x_x: :crying2:

[tidusguy#1]

*wakka on stage telling jokes to the besaid villagers*
wakka:you notice that all men leave the toilet seat up?
*silence*
wakka:er.... ya??
*villagers roar with laughter*
wakka:yayayayayayayayayayayayayayayayayayayayayayayayayayayayayayayaya!!!!
(ya looks like yay now....)
*villagers laugh and their heads explode*
shuyins ghost: awww i didnt even get them to do that in the den of woe!!!!!

[Leeza]

If this thread is to remain open there are a few things that you all should keep in mind.

~ I do not want to have to edit any more posts due to someone going around the filters.

~ No sexual content.

~ Keep in mind that this is not an RPG. If you want an RPG format, go post in the Writer's Corner.

~ Keep all off topic remarks to PMs. Not as posts. Conversations do not belong in threads.

[lulusgirl]

'kk
um..............
rikku: OH NO !!!!!!!!!! I LOST TROUBLE !!!!!!!!!!!!!!


...if any of you don't know about trouble, in my make-a-story that i created, rikku got a puppy and she named him trouble.

[Jessweeee♪]

Rikku: Phew...I am so tired from all of that dancing!
Paine: Why DO you dance instead of just standing?
Rikku: I'm afraid of bathrooms...

___
(Power puff girl opening theme)
Yuna: Da, Da, dadadada, da!
Rikku: Do, Do, dodododo, do!
Paine: Da, da, da dadadadaaaaaaa!
___
Paine: This songstress dressphere reminds me of Elvis...
___

Auron: This is your story...
Tidus: What?
Auron: Once upon a time....
____
EDIT: forgot one!
(finishing song)
Yuna: One thousand words....
Simon: Dreadful! Absolutely dreadful! That was the worst singing I've ever heard in my life!

[Marluxiaswife]

Rikku: Phew...I am so tired from all of that dancing!
Paine: Why DO you dance instead of just standing?
Rikku: I'm afraid of bathrooms...

___
(Power puff girl opening theme)
Yuna: Da, Da, dadadada, da!
Rikku: Do, Do, dodododo, do!
Paine: Da, da, da dadadadaaaaaaa!
___
Paine: This songstress dressphere reminds me of Elvis...
___

Auron: This is your story...
Tidus: What?
Auron: Once upon a time....
____
EDIT: forgot one!
(finishing song)
Yuna: One thousand words....
Simon: Dreadful! Absolutely dreadful! That was the worst singing I've ever heard in my life!

I like the Auron and Tidus one that makes me laugh
:laughing:

[tidusguy#1]

ive got ANOTHER ONE god... i keep coming out with crazy ideas...
tidus:er, yuna, now that im back, er, how old am i now?
yuna:19
tidus:at least you didnt get me out when you were 40...*shudders*
yuna:*slaps tidus and walks off*
squall:hey babe... wanna go to a hotel?*whispers* if you dont, ill shoot you, and er... cut you up with the same thing.......
yuna:good enough for me!