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Venom
11-09-2005, 12:27 PM
Well im sure everyone has said something like "i would never say or do this ever" Well what wouldnt you be caught saying......thats the whole point of this thread:D
Meat Puppet
11-09-2005, 12:29 PM
any word I learn I tend to say it at least once and usually when I learn a word I'm surrounded by all these girls and guys that don't stop break dancing so I'm sure one of them hears it thus catching me so I guess a word that I'd never be caught saying is any word I don't know
xX.Silver.Wings.Xx
11-09-2005, 01:22 PM
"I really like you.." (never gonna happen)
Rydia of Mist
11-09-2005, 01:44 PM
"SHOW ME YOUR BOOBIES!! XO"
SammieBabe
11-09-2005, 01:56 PM
" It's not a big deal.... It happens to lots of guys.."
ScottNUMBERS
11-09-2005, 02:02 PM
Meat Puppet is sexeh
ZuZu
11-09-2005, 02:26 PM
I love pink!!!!:D :D (colour)
Hawkeye
11-09-2005, 02:27 PM
"SHOW ME YOUR BOOBIES!! XO"
Thats a good one
Loony BoB
11-09-2005, 02:32 PM
"lol jesus"
Anaisa
11-09-2005, 02:33 PM
I'd never be heard saying (unless I was being sarcastic) "moneys not everything, it can't buy you happiness"
Sare
11-09-2005, 02:35 PM
hm, tricky.
Maybe something along the lines "I hate you".
Lindy
11-09-2005, 02:37 PM
"I'm sorry, you were right all along"
smittenkitten
11-09-2005, 02:44 PM
"Even though i use to be a man EVEN THOUGH I USE TO BE A MAN!!!" :smash:
Sasquatch
11-09-2005, 03:35 PM
"Man, that Democratic candidate is HOT, ain't she?"
Resha
11-09-2005, 03:39 PM
fuck.


....Oh, SMURF. :(
Project G
11-09-2005, 03:43 PM
Why don't we all worship Jesus!
Chris
11-09-2005, 04:10 PM
Oh, golly. Who says "golly"?
smittenkitten
11-09-2005, 04:22 PM
Bow to me! :tongue:
Shoden
11-09-2005, 04:27 PM
I did it! I did it all! I'm ashamed of myself.


Usually if someone asks me a question, before they talk I point to a random guy and go "he did it"
Rainecloud
11-09-2005, 05:00 PM
The F-Word. I'd never say the F-Word.

Except in the bedroom. Then I'd be more than happy to say the F-Word.
Madame Adequate
11-09-2005, 05:04 PM
"I agree with Cloud No.9"
Fuzakeru
11-09-2005, 05:09 PM
"Nah, not tonight, I'm not in the mood."
The Summoner of Leviathan
11-09-2005, 05:09 PM
"Long live Bush or Steven Harper"
"I hate Canada"
"I hate..." (Unless my temper flares...)
"I am perfect"
"We must fight! For violence solves all"
Sasquatch
11-09-2005, 05:35 PM
"I agree with Cloud No.9"
Hahahaha. Good point.

"I wish I could move to Canada."
"Man, those French have some balls, don't they?"
"Go Packers."
"You know, tofu not only tastes great, but eases the conscience."
"They always put too much sauce on pizza nowadays."
The Summoner of Leviathan
11-09-2005, 05:36 PM
"I wish I could move to Canada."

:(
boris no no
11-09-2005, 05:42 PM
i talk too much to never say certain things xDDD
The Captain
11-09-2005, 08:33 PM
"You know who'd make a great role model? Karl Rove."

"Turn the music down!"

"I love my alarm clock!"

Take care all.
Rye
11-09-2005, 08:37 PM
"Whaaaat's goooood dawg, fo sheezy man, wees gonna get /xxx.gif/xxx.gif/xxx.gif/xxx.gif faaaaaced biaaaaaaaaatch"

Unless, I'm you know, doing my impression of a moron. :p
T-MaN
11-09-2005, 08:46 PM
"Whaaaat's goooood dawg, fo sheezy man, wees gonna get /xxx.gif/xxx.gif/xxx.gif/xxx.gif faaaaaced biaaaaaaaaatch"

Unless, I'm you know, doing my impression of a moron. :p

Ha ha. Same here.
KoShiatar
11-09-2005, 08:50 PM
"I'm better than you under every aspect".
Zeldy
11-09-2005, 09:00 PM
"This sandwich is so fit"
GhandiOwnsYou
11-10-2005, 02:04 AM
"Forget the Djarums and 151, Lets get some Malboros and Beast Ice and head down to the mudbog Bubba"

"I've got a better idea. Lets go somewhere quiet and talk about our feelings."

"Thank you for seeing me on such short notice, I know it's difficult to fit another Psychiatry appointment in your schedule, but i just needed to talk about my day."

*shudders*

And if you don't understand what a Mudbog or Beast Ice is from the first one? count yourself as blessed that you don't live in a redneck stronghold.
Spammerman
11-10-2005, 02:06 AM
Monkeys Suck or Im gay.
Sasquatch
11-10-2005, 03:17 AM
"Forget the Djarums and 151, Lets get some Malboros and Beast Ice and head down to the mudbog Bubba"
...
And if you don't understand what a Mudbog or Beast Ice is from the first one? count yourself as blessed that you don't live in a redneck stronghold.

Beast wouldn't really be something that rednecks would drink too much of, as it's usually only marketed in the northern part of the country, from what I've seen. And even if it was marketed in the South, there'd still be much cheaper beers rednecks would buy, if not liquor.