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Black Angel
11-10-2005, 12:36 AM
If u had the chance to kill someone legaly, who would it be and what would u do? (U dont have to give out names if u dont want to...) This is only meant for fun......And to express some emotions.....I dont know if there is another thread like this already, and if so...SRRY!!!! Im too lazy too look back...:p



In any case....Share your ideas!!!! Plz?

Doomie
11-10-2005, 12:37 AM
Fidel Castro.

Venom
11-10-2005, 12:39 AM
Myself, so nobody can beat me to it of course:D

Psychotic
11-10-2005, 12:39 AM
God.

Black Angel
11-10-2005, 12:42 AM
I also asked how u would kill them.......(Wow!!!! Gone no more than 5 mins and already 3 people posted!!!!! Yay!!! :beer:)

Behold the Void
11-10-2005, 12:46 AM
http://www.vgcats.com/comics/images/020111.gif

DK
11-10-2005, 12:46 AM
I have no right to take any other persons life.

Meat Puppet
11-10-2005, 12:58 AM
remember when someone hit bill gates in the face with a pie? that was pretty funny.

Pant Leg Eater from the Bad World
11-10-2005, 01:00 AM
I have no right to take another persons life, but I will anyways.I would kill the next person who pissed me off.

Karl
11-10-2005, 01:00 AM
this cant be just for fun cuz there are too many people that will be angry at this thread, also describing how u would kill some 1 is just terrible

Black Angel
11-10-2005, 01:12 AM
Bella: Awwwwwww......Think of the positive side!!! (My friend will kill u cuz she was the one who wanted me to do this thread......)

Arainia: BlackFox is gonna get mad.....

Bella: At least not until she sees it.....

Arainia: Shes still gonna be mad....

Tarainia: Youre gonna have to pay for it,Bella....

Bella: I know....Wait!!! Why me?

Arainia: Cuz u wrote it.....

Bella: U coulda stopped me!!!!

Tarainia: I know...but we didnt want to.....:D.....

Bella: Grrrrrrrrr.......I want to kill the two others that I was cursed to be with...

Arainia + Tarainia: Hey!!!!!!

Rye
11-10-2005, 01:21 AM
No one, not only would I have no right, but I wouldn't have the guts to. I'd never be able to live with it.

Black Angel
11-10-2005, 01:23 AM
Bella: I also want to kill one guy on this website that just ticks me off.....I dont want to say his name so ill do this....


Bella, Arainia, and Tarainia: WE HATE U _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Spammerman
11-10-2005, 01:25 AM
Bill Gates for making the X-Box

I would summon my army of Ninja Monkeys and frogs, send them to Microsoft places and give them bombs to blow him up along with his Microsoft company.

crashNUMBERS
11-10-2005, 01:27 AM
I dunno. Bill gates, maybe...

DMKA
11-10-2005, 01:29 AM
Someone from Texas lolololololololololz.

Black Angel
11-10-2005, 01:33 AM
Bella: Y do people hate Bill Gates? Was he the guy who made Microsoft?

Arainia: Yeah, hes mega rich.....

Bella: Oh, yeah.....Id just take an arrow and *Bop* Bye bye Bill Gates...

Tarainia: Then we take all his money......

The Summoner of Leviathan
11-10-2005, 01:58 AM
Nothing...

Black Angel
11-10-2005, 02:52 AM
Anybody else?

rubah
11-10-2005, 02:56 AM
Just because it's legal doesn't mean I would want to do it.

Sorta like smoking and drinking.

Sasquatch
11-10-2005, 03:22 AM
Adam : I'd kill people who post like this.

George : Why?

Bill : I would, too. Because it's dumb.

Bob : Oh, it's not so bad, is it?

Joe : Yes. It's extremely annoying.

Del Murder
11-10-2005, 03:34 AM
I'd have already done it, so no one.

kikimm
11-10-2005, 04:14 AM
Even if it is "for fun," I can't think of it that way. I don't know, maybe that weird guy over in Korea or wherever.

Dinnova
11-10-2005, 04:25 AM
Sometimes at my work i think about disposing of some customers. I dont even care if they pay for my salery, they bug the piss out of me.
Sometimes i get realy close to freaking out.

eestlinc
11-10-2005, 04:52 AM
Yamaneko.

Yamaneko
11-10-2005, 04:53 AM
Who wouldn't I want to kill?

Shlup
11-10-2005, 05:33 AM
I have no right to take any other persons life.

krissy
11-10-2005, 06:11 AM
myself

method? cyanide bullet to head while jumping off tall building

Tasura
11-10-2005, 06:23 AM
Names come to mind, but I shall not say them here. And fo method, Id say a slow painful tortures death for what they did. May they burn in hell.

Mittopotahis
11-10-2005, 06:39 AM
No one, not only would I have no right, but I wouldn't have the guts to. I'd never be able to live with it.

x_Hopeless_Deviate_x
11-10-2005, 07:15 AM
Paris Hilton because she stands for every single thing I hate in this world.

GunbladeMaster
11-10-2005, 07:50 AM
If u had the chance to kill someone legaly, who would it be and what would u do? (U dont have to give out names if u dont want to...) This is only meant for fun......And to express some emotions.....I dont know if there is another thread like this already, and if so...SRRY!!!! Im too lazy too look back...:p



In any case....Share your ideas!!!! Plz?

YOU!!! MWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!

Zeldy
11-10-2005, 08:50 AM
I dont think there is anybody who hate enough to kill. The Guilty would probably finish me anyway

Zanius
11-10-2005, 09:22 AM
I have no right to take any other persons life.

My thoughts exactly.

Samuraid
11-10-2005, 09:44 AM
I have no intention of killing anyone...whether legal or not.

Project G
11-10-2005, 10:02 AM
Either my step-dad or all the bullies that hurt me in my school life!:radred: *Turns into the guy from Billy Madison*

Anaisa
11-10-2005, 10:33 AM
There are plenty of people i'd like to kill and plenty I often contemplate about actually killing. several people from high school, a psychologist, a farmer, one of my mums ex boyfreinds, and a whole host of tracksuiters. And anyone who hurts animals like the tracksuiters where I used to live who shot cats with pellet guns for example. And id obviously torture them and make their deaths as slow and painful as possible.

Lord Xehanort
11-10-2005, 10:59 AM
I would either kill 50 Cent, Eminem, kanye West, or George W. Bush.

Don't ask me how I would do it...:evilking: :evilking: :evilking:

ScottNUMBERS
11-10-2005, 11:20 AM
If that was allowed, I wouldn't be able to kill anyone I'd already be dead. :(

Black Angel
11-10-2005, 11:29 AM
YOU!!! MWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!
I knew u would do that.......

Venom
11-10-2005, 11:38 AM
I'd kill eminem cause he is emo....

Resha
11-10-2005, 11:41 AM
I must think about it carefully, because killing is quite mean. But if and when I do do it, I'll do it quite...humanely? I'd kill them with poison, that isn't painful. It'll be the least I can do!

Oh, also, if anyone wants to kill me please kill me with poison or preferably an overdose of sleeping tablets in my coffee, so that I don't have to see any blood. :) Thank you.

Mittopotahis
11-10-2005, 11:50 AM
*kills Resha with overdose of sleeping tablets in her coffee*

I love this legal killing :D

Black Angel
11-10-2005, 11:51 AM
Adam : I'd kill people who post like this.

George : Why?

Bill : I would, too. Because it's dumb.

Bob : Oh, it's not so bad, is it?

Joe : Yes. It's extremely annoying.
*Adds Sasquatch to death list* Dont worry...U wont be going through with it alone...:evilking:...muahahahahahahua...:radred:

tifa:one winged angel
11-10-2005, 11:53 AM
the death list is too long ......

Resha
11-10-2005, 12:01 PM
*kills Resha with overdose of sleeping tablets in her coffee*

I love this legal killing :D

THANK YOU :)

Black Angel
11-10-2005, 12:02 PM
But its only, like, 10 people long..........
*Reviews list*

Well....Like I said before.....The Angel of Death has to start somewhere...

Shadowflare
11-10-2005, 12:16 PM
Gates. With a cyanide pie to the face.

Tidus5
11-10-2005, 12:28 PM
Carrot Top. Enough said.

Social Moon Firesky
11-10-2005, 01:29 PM
I couldn't kill anyone...I'd end up confessing on live TV or something.

Loony BoB
11-10-2005, 02:13 PM
I'd kill whoever it was that killed Bill Gates, and collect the hefty reward.

Shaun
11-10-2005, 02:25 PM
Jack Thompson. Period.

xX.Silver.Wings.Xx
11-11-2005, 07:15 PM
Chavs

Dreddz
11-11-2005, 07:17 PM
I would never kill anyone ..........

Chavs
*dies*
In the eyes in some though .........

Black Angel
11-11-2005, 08:09 PM
Y does everyone wanna kill Eminem?:( I like him...Im listening to him right now...
K, then...I want to kill everyone who wants to kill Eminem..."How?" U ask?


Hehehheh...



Twist of the neck...Wouldnt feel a thing...


If I wanted it to be slow and painful...It would be horrific...U wouldnt want to know...

GunbladeMaster
11-11-2005, 08:12 PM
<!--Foxtrot Uniform Charlie Kilo--> *snip*

Slick way to go around the filter. Do not do that again. ~ Leeza

Lord Magician
11-11-2005, 11:24 PM
I will kill all humans.

Venom
11-11-2005, 11:37 PM
I'd kill the next person who posts in my usernotes:D

Winter Nights
11-11-2005, 11:38 PM
Pat Robertson.. Then, state it was the will of God.

War Angel
11-11-2005, 11:51 PM
I'd probably save it for a time where I really need it, like when I'm assaulted, robbed or when someone I care about has been seriously harmed (killed, raped, etc). How? Using whatever is available to me at the moment.

I'd have no qualms about killing someone who deserved it, in my eyes. I don't think I'll fit in well in prison, though... so legal killing would certainly be my thing. :D

Skarr
11-12-2005, 12:18 AM
Whoever posts next!

Mittopotahis
11-12-2005, 12:49 AM
When will the first Emo "I will kill myself" post come?

fire_of_avalon
11-12-2005, 01:11 AM
I'd have already done it, so no one.
Me too.

Jimmch939
11-12-2005, 05:36 PM
Paris Hilton, she's just a waste of a soul.

A fun twist on this (and also to make it seem less harsh I suppose) would be to add which final fantasy weapon (or ability) we would use in the offing.

For Paris, I would summon Anima, and unleash Oblivion on her.

StarlightAngel
11-12-2005, 06:27 PM
I would kill this one guy in my class who annoys me loads. I'd stab him over and over with a knife :D

That is, if I had the courage and the guts. Which I don't.

Sasquatch
11-12-2005, 06:36 PM
For another funny twist, let's only kill fake characters, too! I'd like to kill Pikachu for getting so far in the pre-Ciddies tournament, and I'd do it by casting Haste on myself, then Slow or Stop on him, then Quick on myself, then Ultima a couple times, then shooting him, then stabbing him, then slashing him with a spear, then stealing everything he's got, then throwing a Spoon at him, then ... ...

[/sarcasm]

Jess
11-12-2005, 09:11 PM
Nobody because I'd feel guilty. :(

Tasura
11-13-2005, 12:56 AM
*rasies hand* id actually kill the people i mentioned in this thread.

Shoden
11-13-2005, 01:30 AM
If only we could legally slaughter the innocent!!


Barney, Teletubbies, Big Bird, Elmo and Cookie monster shall assist ALF!

Itsunari 2000
11-13-2005, 02:02 AM
Robert Mugabe ... I'd take out that tyrant for nothing any day of the week.

Rinoa_Heartillly
11-13-2005, 05:06 AM
:O
I'd have sooo many I want to kill, first my worst enemy, Kimberly Garcia, then Ashley Simpson, and some other people....XD

Vanilla's vanilla
11-13-2005, 09:21 AM
My art teacher! she embarrassed me front of everyone!
and
Evan!

Umm, oh yeah, Evan's ex, Serigo!

Oh yeah, ants!
Umm, homework.

final fantasy vii, why? because it won't stop.

umm... Mcdonald's

well, guess that's it.

Spiffing Cheese
11-13-2005, 10:57 AM
Crazy Frog

Shaun
11-13-2005, 12:12 PM
Crazy Frog

Hah, I never thought of that one! Nice one! But I'd even kill Crazy Frog illegally if I had the chance.

Leeza
11-13-2005, 06:08 PM
Some people might notice that a lot of their posts have been removed from this thread. Stay on topic and use other methods for chatting.

I don't think that I'd kill anyone, but you never know...

Venom
11-13-2005, 06:10 PM
Would anyone here kill me? just wondering.

GunbladeMaster
11-13-2005, 06:16 PM
id kill the next poster :greenie:

Mr. Kyusaku
11-13-2005, 06:42 PM
I would kill..... Uh oh.....AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!!!!!!!! (slice!)


( Gunblade killed me )

Venom
11-13-2005, 06:47 PM
I have a list of people i'd kill

1.Gunblade master
2.Eminem
3.Ludacris
4.Omarosa
5.Alf

GunbladeMaster
11-13-2005, 07:38 PM
:whimper:
am i that guilty of evilness?
i swear on my chair that i have not commited acts of evil
except that one time where i assasinated John Kennedy but thats a different story :shifty:

Leeza
11-13-2005, 07:58 PM
GunbladeMaster: I have already deleted over 25 posts in this thread because you and your friends have been chatting. Don't make me close the thread.

BlackFoxCry
11-19-2005, 03:18 PM
I fear no one!!!

GunbladeMaster
11-19-2005, 03:36 PM
GunbladeMaster: I have already deleted over 25 posts in this thread because you and your friends have been chatting. Don't make me close the thread.

!!! :eek: !!!!
wow thats a lot

Alive-Cat
11-19-2005, 03:38 PM
Alive-Man;)

Anaisa
11-19-2005, 03:46 PM
Then he'd be called Dead-man.;)

GunbladeMaster
11-19-2005, 03:57 PM
and id be called GunbladeDisaster

smittenkitten
11-19-2005, 04:11 PM
Spatvark because he's ebil :shifty:

Anaisa
11-19-2005, 04:21 PM
and id be called GunbladeDisaster
Or Gunblademassacre

GunbladeMaster
11-19-2005, 04:22 PM
nah
disaster rhymes with master
makes it sound better :)

xAerisx
11-19-2005, 05:31 PM
The end boss of Kingdom Hearts.

But my levels are too low! >___<

Traitorfish
11-19-2005, 08:15 PM
Fidel Castro.
Everyone except Fidel Castro.

Cuchulainn
11-19-2005, 08:46 PM
Iain Paisley.

xAerisx
11-19-2005, 11:25 PM
Oh Jesus...

Before I say this, I would like to point out that Im in England for uni at the minute, but was born and bred in Belfast. I was raised by a Catholic, Nationalist family, half of them hailing from the Falls Road, close to Sinn Fein HQ as far as I know.

But I would like to say:

<!--Sectarian scum like you are what's wrong with our country and what's holding us back.

But Iain Paisley is still a c*ck, not because he's loyalist, just because he's a sectarian w*nker too.-->*snip*

To the rest of the board: sorry for the off-topic post.

This is flaming and aplologizing while posting it does not take away from the fact. Watch your language. ~ Leeza

Alive-Cat
11-19-2005, 11:27 PM
I'd kill George Bush...

Venom
11-20-2005, 12:30 AM
I'd kill everyone except George Bush.

Nino Brown
11-20-2005, 02:17 AM
Carson Daily.

For obvious reasons.