The Zeldy and PiP Pre-Union [Archive] - Eyes on Final Fantasy Forums

Kamiko

11-10-2005, 11:07 PM

Well, they're getting married and tying the knot.
Congrats you two. Although why you want the ceremony in Siberia is beyond me.
And where you got gay male strippers in Siberia is a bit of a puzzle as well.
Oh well, no matter.
Shauna (yuna_elena) = Father of the Bride
Resha = Mother of the bride
Emma (spiffing Cheese) = Mother/Father
Kamiko= Impregnanted Flower Girl
Craig= Uncle Knobhead
Fairy Faris Godmother/Bride's Maid = Ashley (Faris)
Minister = SmittenKitten/Little Miss Awesome
Ring Bearer who isn't a boy, or a bear either= Rye
Father of the Groom= Sam (Parvus Edea)
The Best (wo)man= Psychotic
... so if you guys want to help (mental, all of you)
Just say what you want to do.
There'll be live music on yahoo and Shauna, Pooja(resha), Rye and Ashley (faris) are singing.
Good luck Zeldy.
STARTS Saturday at 7PM GMT

Rye

11-10-2005, 11:11 PM

I want to be the ring bearer boy who is actually not a boy.

Kamiko

11-10-2005, 11:12 PM

That's hot.
TOtally.

Faris

11-10-2005, 11:13 PM

Hopefully I'll be back for my duties. :)

Shauna

11-10-2005, 11:14 PM

I'll be here... I'd never miss my Daughter's Wedding! *tear*

Kamiko

11-10-2005, 11:15 PM

There there Shuwana. [sticks vacuum on Shuwana's nose]

Craig

11-10-2005, 11:15 PM

Can I be a wedding crasher?

Primus Inter Pares

11-10-2005, 11:15 PM

I need a best man and a father of the groom :D

EDIT: Craig, any attempts to crash teh wedding will lead right to a bashing by the father of the bride.

Zeldy

11-10-2005, 11:16 PM

Craig. You want to ruin my big day? :(

Shauna

11-10-2005, 11:16 PM

Can I be a wedding crasher?

No! :mad2:

Craig

11-10-2005, 11:16 PM

But it's such a good movie.

Kamiko

11-10-2005, 11:17 PM

Isn't it the wedding singer?
We don't want this to be another runaway bride.
Zeldy's much better looking than Julia Roberts.

Rye

11-10-2005, 11:19 PM

Oh, can I also be the wedding singer?

SammieBabe

11-10-2005, 11:20 PM

I volunteer for Father of the groom.... :D

Kamiko

11-10-2005, 11:20 PM

Oh, can I also be the wedding singer?
Okay!
It'll make up for when Yngve gets drunk and starts to sing merry Norwegian drinking tunes.
And PiP wants his daddy.

Primus Inter Pares

11-10-2005, 11:25 PM

I volunteer for Father of the groom.... :D
To this I agree.:love:

Craig

11-10-2005, 11:25 PM

Well I assumed that Wedding Crasher was a good job, you know Owen Wilson and that other guy livened up the weddings in the movie, but I guess not.

What else is there for me to do?

Kamiko

11-10-2005, 11:26 PM

Caterer?

Zeldy

11-10-2005, 11:26 PM

Craigy. You could be Uncle Knobhead

Craig

11-10-2005, 11:27 PM

Hmm, I'll pass on that thanks.

Kamiko

11-10-2005, 11:29 PM

The guy that busts out of the cake?

Craig

11-10-2005, 11:31 PM

Sigh, it would be my honour to play the part of "Uncle Knobhead".

Kamiko

11-10-2005, 11:31 PM

Oh good. You can help me throw flowers.

Psychotic

11-10-2005, 11:33 PM

I'll be the best man because I'm the best at being a man!

Flamethrower

11-10-2005, 11:33 PM

I think it's about time we have a gay forum marriage for once.

Kamiko

11-10-2005, 11:35 PM

Yeah.
Psy you can be the best (wo)man to represent PiP's transvestite roots.

Zeldy

11-10-2005, 11:35 PM

I think it's about time we have a gay forum marriage for once.

We'll let you take care of that

Kamiko

11-10-2005, 11:37 PM

I'd say let's get Diet Pauper married but he'd probably eat me and destroy my home. :kaolove:

escobert

11-10-2005, 11:38 PM

You all suck that's the day of my funeral >:0!

Primus Inter Pares

11-10-2005, 11:41 PM

Oh, I know Bert, I know.

Psychotic

11-10-2005, 11:45 PM

It's also me and Bert's honeymoon. Hopefully he won't go to pieces on me! (hoho!)

Social Moon Firesky

11-11-2005, 01:39 AM

Bobalina gives her blessing on this wedding...Can I stand at the front and go MOO and burst into tears at the end? :D

Reine

11-11-2005, 01:56 AM

Hey, where do I fit in?

Oh, thats right..Zeldy or someone else tried to marry me off with someone -_-. That was funny xD

Slade

11-11-2005, 02:38 AM

I'll be the dude who just turns up for the free booze....

Reine

11-11-2005, 03:28 AM

[08:45] * Zeldy marries Pip
[08:45] (Zeldy) :D!
[08:46] * PiP marries Zeldy
[08:47] * Tasura feels left out
[08:49] (PiP) Now
[08:49] (Bert) >:0
[08:49] (Bert) losers
[08:49] * Holy_Aeris has joined #eoff
[08:49] (Holy_Aeris) MOONKEH!
[08:49] * Spizz has joined #eoff
[08:49] (Tasura) g'day
[08:49] (Tasura) hmm
[08:49] (Tasura) I want more sushi
[08:50] (Tasura) but its down stairs
[08:50] (Tasura) in the next building
[08:50] (Tasura) hmm..
[08:50] * Tasura eats spicy pickle fish
[08:50] (Holy_Aeris) SUSHI!!!!
[08:50] (Moogle) go!
[08:50] (Holy_Aeris) we dont get any here in the UK
[08:50] (Holy_Aeris) :(
[08:51] (Zeldy) :)
[08:51] (Bert) you sux0rs
[08:51] (Zeldy) I am teh sex0rz
[08:51] (Shauna) »7:46« * Zeldy marries Pip < >=(
[08:51] (Holy_Aeris) lol
[08:52] (Tasura) i wanna get married
[08:52] * Tasura sulks
[08:52] * PiP has quit IRC (Ping timeout)
[08:52] (Zeldy) Tasura & Bert ;joey;
[08:52] (Andreil) Hey, what about me?
[08:52] (Tasura) no!
[08:52] (Tasura) <_<>
[08:52] (Tasura) PiP is gone!
[08:52] * Tasura cries
[08:52] (Tasura) hmmm
[08:52] (Zeldy) Andriel & Holy_Aeris
[08:53] * Tasura looks for PiP
[08:53] (Shauna) >=( Amy. Marrying PiP. Awful.
[08:54] (Andreil) >.>
[08:54] (Zeldy) :(

Vyk

11-11-2005, 03:31 AM

Yay for IRC clients that don't use greater-than/less-than brackets. < & > makes browsers think you're doing HTML

-N-

11-11-2005, 05:47 AM

I didn't even need to read past the first post to know this was standard #eoff material.

escobert

11-11-2005, 06:08 AM

Mittopotahis

11-11-2005, 06:32 AM

You all suck that's the day of my funeral >:0!
Thus why we are celebrating.

escobert

11-11-2005, 06:38 AM

Why I'm satan it's not like I'll be going anywhere :p

Zeldy

11-11-2005, 09:55 AM

Bobalina gives her blessing on this wedding...Can I stand at the front and go MOO and burst into tears at the end? :D
Ofcourse! ^_^

Reine

11-11-2005, 10:29 AM

I want a role!! I was there to witness the initial wedding plan!

Spiffing Cheese

11-11-2005, 02:08 PM

Oh wtf.

"Emma (spiffing Cheese) = Mother/Father"

I WAS THE MOTHER BEFORE ALL THIS! Shauna and I adopted her! Oh I feel betrayed!

Drift

11-11-2005, 02:22 PM

i wanna be there but i'm at work! ;( if only you did this at 10.30PM ;)

Resha

11-11-2005, 02:23 PM

PiP told me exactly what unearthly time it is. :D I'll be there! Oh, and please can you add Gothmog - Father-in-law/father to bridegroom and bride respectively?

escobert

11-11-2005, 02:32 PM

yeah I'll be at work durring the entire thing. and it's all Zeldas fualt.

Social Moon Firesky

11-11-2005, 02:34 PM

PiP told me exactly what unearthly time it is. :D I'll be there! Oh, and please can you add Gothmog - Father-in-law/father to bridegroom and bride respectively?

Resha = :love:

Resha

11-11-2005, 02:40 PM

Resha = :love:

Oh Esemef! :love::love:

boris no no

11-11-2005, 02:51 PM

young love ^__^

Shauna

11-11-2005, 04:02 PM

Oh wtf.

"Emma (spiffing Cheese) = Mother/Father"

I WAS THE MOTHER BEFORE ALL THIS! Shauna and I adopted her! Oh I feel betrayed!

Yea... but Resha's the Wife... and I'm the Husband... where do you fit in? :(

Hawkeye

11-11-2005, 04:24 PM

I didn't even need to read past the first post to know this was standard #eoff material.

smittenkitten

11-11-2005, 05:05 PM

LOLZ! Im the Backup Minister :tongue: hahaha mubwahahaha Zeldy iz our daughter Ours i tell you!!! :smash:
(Hey im her mother aswell you know :spin: )

Shauna

11-11-2005, 05:14 PM

Emma (spiffing Cheese) = Mother

We decided that Zeldy would have three mothers, and one father... -_-; Guess who's the father? ;)

And, it didn't really come from #eoff? ^_^?

Reine

11-11-2005, 07:06 PM

Well, Zeldy just made me Page Boy....whatever that is

Mitch

11-12-2005, 06:22 AM

i do not approve of this marriage, and since i legally own PiP, it will not happen unless someone smiles.

Tasura

11-12-2005, 07:19 AM

Hmmm... I want a job.

TurkSlayer

11-12-2005, 07:28 AM

Can I play the music? I'm thinking heavy metal...

smittenkitten

11-12-2005, 06:25 PM

i do not approve of this marriage, and since i legally own PiP, it will not happen unless someone smiles.
:D *licks Mitch*

The Summoner of Leviathan

11-12-2005, 07:05 PM

I wonder if everyone will finish by being naked? That happened before, but Faris was the only oe who did not...

smittenkitten

11-12-2005, 07:14 PM

You can guess who'll be first ^-~

Zeldy

11-12-2005, 07:47 PM

PiP is sleeping and so the wedding is.. delayed. x3

escobert

11-12-2005, 08:26 PM

so when's it gonna be? I should be home by 2 am est time xD

Little Miss Awesome

11-12-2005, 09:23 PM

I should be able to minister if it's not too late. That should be fun :D

Primus Inter Pares

11-12-2005, 09:39 PM

well first I would like to say: c /lsjheolifas
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And then blame a power shortage.

Old Manus

11-12-2005, 09:49 PM

What would be cool would be if you ACTUALLY got married

Actually that wouldn't be cool

Brian The Pink Shark

11-12-2005, 09:49 PM

ZOMG im not late great, out of my way im sitting here :choc:

Little Miss Awesome

11-12-2005, 09:54 PM

Beautiful words.
I know the couple are going to be very happy together, if you know what I mean ;)

Zeldy

11-12-2005, 09:55 PM

Yes, its total hawt secks

Primus Inter Pares

11-12-2005, 10:00 PM

Luckily that was just my "OMG I AM SO SORRY I AM LATE HERE HAVE SOME GIBBERISH"

We are yet to start with any real speaches. :D

Little Miss Awesome

11-12-2005, 10:12 PM

Ok...
PiP, do you take LMA to be your Wife to have and to pwn from this day forward, for better or for worse, for richer, for poorer, in sickness and in health, to love and to cherish; from this day forward until ban do us part?

Primus Inter Pares

11-12-2005, 10:13 PM

I do

Shauna

11-12-2005, 10:14 PM

*tear* :cry:

Zeldy

11-12-2005, 10:15 PM

Hey! :(

Primus Inter Pares

11-12-2005, 10:17 PM

IT HAD TO HAPPEN, THERE WAS NO WAY TO STOP IT!

OUR LOVE WAS TOO STRONG.

Zeldy

11-12-2005, 10:18 PM

:whimper:

Primus Inter Pares

11-12-2005, 10:30 PM

I feel
guilty
My words are empty
No signs to give you
don't have the time for you

You say I'm heartless
And you say I don't care
I used to be there for you
you've said I seem so dead, that I have changed
But so have you

Zeldy

11-12-2005, 10:34 PM

It isnt funny, PiP.
Its Harsh and uncalled for.
Hell, Its not the fact your 'marrying' Lma that bothers me, Its the fact you lied and used me.

Primus Inter Pares

11-12-2005, 10:35 PM

It is, but there was much more behind the scenes things that did occur. :cry: it just wasn't meant to be, there was too much that stood between us.

Shauna

11-12-2005, 10:37 PM

It is, but there was much more behind the scenes things that did occur. :cry: it just wasn't meant to be, there was too much that stood between us.

PiP, she's not being funny, you know.

Primus Inter Pares

11-12-2005, 10:42 PM

Neither am I Shauna, neither am I.

However, things do need to proceed:

LMA, do you take PiP to be your Husband to have and to pwn from this day forward, for better or for worse, for richer, for poorer, in sickness and in health, to love and to cherish; from this day forward until ban do us part?

Little Miss Awesome

11-12-2005, 10:44 PM

I do.
But seriously, Shauna, Amy, I never meant to hurt anybody's feelings. Really. I am sorry.

Zeldy

11-12-2005, 10:51 PM

Old Manus

11-12-2005, 10:53 PM

This is worse than Coronation Street

Resha

11-12-2005, 10:57 PM

It's like a soap opera unfolding before my eyes.

In short, anyways, let me add to the tragedies.

I set my alarm and it went off, I suppose, but I fell asleep again and then I woke up 4 hours too late, looked at my clock, screamed "OH MY SMURF I'M LATE FOR SCHOOL MY LIFE IS OVER!11111OENOENE!111". I then leapt out of bed and proceeded to have a heart attack, when I realised it was Sunday. :whimper:

And then I screamed, "OH SMURF I MISSED THE WEDDING...lolz :("