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Rye
11-11-2005, 10:05 PM
What's your not so super "super power"?

To give an example if you're confused, my friend has decided that I have the power to make a conversation out of almost any English word said, because she noticed how she'd just say one word, and I'd start a whole conversation from it. I never even noticed that until she mentioned it, but it makes sense.

Spammerman
11-11-2005, 10:06 PM
I can burp really loud and break a bus.

Sare
11-11-2005, 10:09 PM
I have a certain power to make people happy. At least for the time being.
My friend aknowledged this a while a go. Doesn't hurt a bit to have such "super" power :)

Winter Nights
11-11-2005, 10:10 PM
Staying up late and oversleeping.

Mittopotahis
11-11-2005, 10:13 PM
my only power is staying out of the way when nuclear testing is around.

GunbladeMaster
11-11-2005, 10:17 PM
dont telll anyone but :shifty:
i have a secret...

Sugar
Spice
and everything nice
These were the ingredients to make the perfect little Gunblade
But Proffessor Philly accidently added an extra ingredient to the concussion
Pop rocks and Soda!
**BOOM**
Thus the Gunblademaster was born!
Using his superhuman powers he united and agreed to fight the forces of spammers!
*DAN DAN DA DA DA DAAAAAA DA! DU DUN DU DUN DA DA DA DUN*

Sasquatch
11-11-2005, 10:18 PM
When I talk to a girl on the phone, I can always get them to stay on longer than they had planned. They'll say they have to go, and twenty minutes later I'll still be talking to them.

Tasura
11-11-2005, 10:42 PM
I can whislte loud enough to cause headaches, and snap loud enough to make people jump

Venom
11-11-2005, 10:59 PM
my not so super power is downloading hentai for no reason.

Vyk
11-11-2005, 11:03 PM
I make being a nerd seem cool

Cool guys don't get dates >_>

Aurey
11-11-2005, 11:07 PM
I lack so much wit that I find it to be super. Yes.

radyk05
11-11-2005, 11:09 PM
making a situation LESS comfortable.

Reine
11-11-2005, 11:47 PM
My powers generally consist of cheering up people when their down, giving help when others need it, and being able to weave jokes out of almost anything...hey, i wasnt called "The Insult King" at High School for nothing :cool:

Skarr
11-11-2005, 11:55 PM
Not complaining. Its lame, but its all I got. :p

Strider
11-12-2005, 12:15 AM
I'm impervious to warm weather.

Cold weather, however, is a completely different story.

Mittopotahis
11-12-2005, 12:32 AM
When I talk to a girl on the phone, I can always get them to stay on longer than they had planned. They'll say they have to go, and twenty minutes later I'll still be talking to them.

You must tell me your secret. I promise i won't use it :greenie:.

Oh yeah, I can scream louder and higher than every girl i know. (I am a guy by the way. I know its confusing, even for me) I have one prizes for my screaming, it is actually not natural even for a girl to scream like me.

TurkSlayer
11-12-2005, 01:22 AM
I have the power to remain suprisingly calm in certain situations while being unbelievably paranoid in others, and I can make people feel dumb without actually insulting them.

Also, I can smell colors.

Shoden
11-12-2005, 01:23 AM
fat fire, spit nukes.

Lynx
11-12-2005, 01:40 AM
i can run through the woods super fast bounceing off rocks running up steep hills jumping off of everything. and also all my friends say im famous for never falling no matter how fast im running through the woods.

Madame Adequate
11-12-2005, 03:48 AM
I have an uncannay capacity for incurring some fairly nasty injuries with no apparent cause.

My latest, and arguably greatest, is that for the last week I have been effectively crippled, as my right knee is massively swollen and very tense. The pain has largely subsided but Monday and Tuesday were bad. I suspect it to be a strain of my ligament. I have absolutely no idea how I did this to myself.

Less severely, and with an identifiable cause, I yesterday managed a very minor strain in my upper left arm, and today have stubbed my toe, bent my right hand's little finger back (Luckily only enough for about three hour's worth of bruising, it's fine now.), and I am more than prone to banging into bookshelves, doorframes, chairs, tables, and so forth. Oh, and bunkbeds are a deathtrap for my back and shoulders. I've luckily yet to smash my head, but it's only a matter of time.

The Summoner of Leviathan
11-12-2005, 04:30 AM
Cheering people up. Or at least I try to.

loza
11-12-2005, 05:55 AM
i use 2 be able to strand a bit of sappghetti through my nose and out my mouth but when i threw up i didn't do it anymore...

black orb
11-12-2005, 06:16 AM
>>> I can eat a lot..

Meat Puppet
11-12-2005, 08:28 AM
I can navigate a world of psychedelic colours

xX.Silver.Wings.Xx
11-12-2005, 10:50 AM
Whenever I open my mouth everyone seems to start talking three times faster so I can't get a word in edgeways....... dunno if its a "special" power but....

Craig
11-12-2005, 11:07 AM
I can eat pretty fast.

theundeadhero
11-12-2005, 01:27 PM
I can make a pretty good Macaroni and Cheese.

Alive-Cat
11-12-2005, 01:34 PM
I have the ability to make people feel so uncomfortable and alientated that they join me in the Dark side of the Force...

Little Miss Awesome
11-12-2005, 01:49 PM
Well, not really super at all, but me and my mate say basically nothing or say one word or give one another look and we know exactly what one another is reffering to or meaning. It scares some of our other friends. Sometimes I get a feeling about something and it's right, I think I'm good at guessing stuff, but people are like "DUED, UR SYKICK"

ScottNUMBERS
11-12-2005, 01:59 PM
When I talk to a girl on the phone, I can always get them to stay on longer than they had planned. They'll say they have to go, and three hours later I'll still be talking to them.

Sasquatch
11-12-2005, 06:29 PM
When I talk to a girl on the phone, I can always get them to stay on longer than they had planned. They'll say they have to go, and three hours later I'll still be talking to them.
Nice try. We know girls don't talk to you.

I guess I can eat quite a bit too, especially for my size. I've outeaten (and outdrank, but that's another story) guys much bigger than me. (I'm 5'10", 160 pounds.)

I can also make a killer meatloaf.

StarlightAngel
11-12-2005, 06:35 PM
I'm kinda sorta quick on my feet when in an insult match with someone I REALLY don't like o.o

Captain Maxx Power
11-12-2005, 08:14 PM
My ability to immitate voices.

KoShiatar
11-12-2005, 08:40 PM
I can draw spoof portraits of roleplaying characters that make all the players laugh.

Drift
11-12-2005, 10:11 PM
mishear words and manage an entire conversation with dirty inuendos. "i'm really cold ;(" "whos really old?" :D