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loza
11-13-2005, 04:23 AM
it's close 2 chrismas so 2 things

1. do u belive in him?

and

2. what will he get u?
Mittopotahis
11-13-2005, 04:31 AM
When I was sitting on his lap :joey: Santa said he was going to give me aids. I think he meant to say bandaids.
loza
11-13-2005, 04:37 AM
lol :p
Xaven
11-13-2005, 04:54 AM
If Santa Claus existed, assuming that he only visits Christian homes, and only half of those children are on the nice list, and also that he travels at a speed that would allow him to visit every home, with two children per home and a fraction of a second per stop to land, drop presents, and get back in the sleigh, he would burst into flames in less than a quarter of a second from friction due to air and be completely cremated in less than a second. Merry Christmas!

I don't remember where I got that from, but anyway:

No.

Nothing; I've been naughty.
bipper
11-13-2005, 05:00 AM
Is name is a mixed up spelling of Satan
Rinoa_Heartillly
11-13-2005, 05:03 AM
When I was sitting on his lap :joey: Santa said he was going to give me aids. I think he meant to say bandaids.

lol :D
Santa....if he's Real, then he should give me a Gackt and a Keanu Reeves and a Lee Min Woo. :love:
Resha
11-13-2005, 05:21 AM
I BELIEVE IN SANTA! And I always will.

Back when I was a wise 12-year-old, I DID A TEST. It was a test of truth, and he passed it. He PROVED he exists. That's all the proof I need! But I'll not be getting anything this year, because I don't think I've been very good! :( OH WELL.
black orb
11-13-2005, 05:28 AM
>>> No and no.
Shlup
11-13-2005, 05:30 AM
Of course I believe in Santa. I go visit him from time to time. He makes fun of my face though. :(
Slade
11-13-2005, 06:14 AM
Me and Santa go way back. So far back that we were in Nam together. He used to be pretty buff too, then he started useing that sleigh and his pie addiction caught up with him in the form of a big, blobby, single abdominal muscle.
SammieBabe
11-13-2005, 07:49 AM
I haven't believed in Santa for looonnnggg time but if I still did I want Colin Farrell for Christmas....
Yamaneko
11-13-2005, 07:54 AM
Santa is the biggest scam put forth by the monopolistic corporations since like forever.
Rase
11-13-2005, 07:56 AM
One word: Pony.
Monster Hunt
11-13-2005, 08:50 AM
santa huh... i'm not gonna say anything
Karl
11-13-2005, 09:12 AM
there was a guy named santa claus that gave gifts to random people on chrismas day, i dont remember when, i think it was like the 1100s, i beleive he lived somewhere in iceland and visited england to give presents or something like that, anywho he's dead and decayed and its all his fault that christmas is overcommercialized, and im sure everyone would thank him cuz he's the reason anyone ever gets presents on christmas
Meat Puppet
11-13-2005, 09:25 AM
he's to blame for the divorce of my parents
ffxfreak93
11-13-2005, 09:32 AM
ffxfreak93(at age of 5):mommy....mommy....santa and the big girl have been playing
bouncing games for ages i'll never get a turn to tell santa what i want for chistmas*starts to cry*:cry:

well anyway i don't believe he's real
ScottNUMBERS
11-13-2005, 11:19 AM
ffxfreak93(at age of 5):mommy....mommy....santa and the big girl have been playing
bouncing games for ages i'll never get a turn to tell santa what i want for chistmas*starts to cry*:cry:

well anyway i don't believe he's real

Pogo sticks?
Tai-Ti
11-13-2005, 11:24 AM
1: it's not that close to Xmas 0_o
2: of course he's real! He's my dad, and he gets in his Mustang every year and drives around the world
3: if he doesn't get me photoshop CS, I won't clean his car for him any more.
Rye
11-13-2005, 12:24 PM
When I was sitting on his lap :joey: Santa said he was going to give me aids. I think he meant to say bandaids.

xDDDD

OF COURSE I BELIEVE IN SANTA! I believe in Engrish Santa!

I have a large Christmas list. I'm getting 9 CDs, 2 jeans, 2 shirts, a cell phone (got that early), Shadow of the Colossus, a shirt and comic from Ctrl+Alt+Del, a shirt from H*R and a JTHM comic. :)
Aphelion
11-13-2005, 12:45 PM
Well, as long as I get gifts, I even believe in gnomes. Anyway, I think I'm getting DQ VIII, a new CD case and a Memory Card.
Shaun
11-13-2005, 12:49 PM
Hah. Memories. I stopped believing when I woke on Christmas eve, at about eight years of age. I needed a pee, so I got up outta bed, and looked downstairs and saw my parents carrying all the presents to the tree. I shrugged, had that pee, and went back to bed. :)
Old Manus
11-13-2005, 12:54 PM
Why don't you believe in me :cry:
Sare
11-13-2005, 01:35 PM
Hm, I don't believe in him. Even though I've visited the so called santavillage.

Heh, I still love the tradition of writing a letter to santa. So I will do it this year too, the difference now is that I know my parents won't post it ahead to santa, but keep it as a shopping list.
I remember finding this old letter my parents had written as me when I was about 4 or 5 years old. It said I wanted a new puzzle for my sister had peed all over the old one. I wonder if I ever got one..
Jess
11-13-2005, 01:42 PM
Why don't you believe in me :cry:

Because your nothing but a fake.

A FAKE I TELL YOU!
Destai
11-13-2005, 01:44 PM
I BELEEVE

And I really want a portable dvd player and Im willing to pay for it myself just to get it in my christmas stocking on christmas morning.

Ever since I found out the truth I've gone out of my way to replace the magical image of a fat man coming down my chimney. I replaced it by buying myself expensive material gifts. So far its worked, very well I might add.
Psychotic
11-13-2005, 02:18 PM
1. Yes.

2. Pregnant. Did you know that teen pregnancy rates among his elves increased tenfold last year? The lecherous old sod.
Chris
11-13-2005, 02:23 PM
santas little helper

LITTLE HELPER

loL
Craig
11-13-2005, 02:25 PM
Me and my friend walked past Santa sitting in the backdoor of his Grotto drinking Lucozade while talking to a couple of huge fairies.
Zeldy
11-13-2005, 02:28 PM
I keep asking for Lauri Ylönen gift wrapped but I never get it :(

This year is my 'Rasmus' Christmas. ^_~
Ive asked for a Poster, a Tshirt and a Calendar. The shirt is already bought.
Also a digital camera if im lucky.
and loads of 'little things' obviously <3
xX.Silver.Wings.Xx
11-13-2005, 03:05 PM
I've never believed in santa... My parents never did the usual "what did you ask santa to get you?" thjing i hadn't herard of santa til i started school. I never really believed in it though. i always though a fat guy would just get stuck down the chimney. Santa is the devil (sorry GBM. Santa's more convincing)
theundeadhero
11-13-2005, 05:44 PM
Santa doesn't visit Iraq, or Korea, or apparently Georgia. Man, Christmas has sucked the past three years. Why won't you visit me Old Manus :cry:
Old Manus
11-13-2005, 07:50 PM
It's customs man, they just won't let me carry my sack as hand luggage
GunbladeMaster
11-13-2005, 08:01 PM
18171

sadly this is what happened to Old Manus (click the image)


bah, is everything i post rejected! :rolleyes2

18172

and i found this amusing
Leeza
11-13-2005, 08:31 PM
Do I believe in Santa? Of course not.

What will he get me? Since I don't believe in him I don't see him getting me anything, but I'm sure I'll find something nice on my own. :cat:
Shoden
11-13-2005, 10:39 PM
It's a legend to make little brats sleep at night so the adults can get drunk earlier.
Mittopotahis
11-13-2005, 10:53 PM
If i can be serious for a post *dies* Santa was created by Coke as an advertisment during Christmas

I am serious.
Shoden
11-13-2005, 10:56 PM
Mitto, you're actually quite wrong, santa's IMAGE as ather christmas was made by coke not santa himself.

Santa Claus is of greek origin, aswell as european.
Mittopotahis
11-13-2005, 11:14 PM
hey, I am wrong whats new? :)

So it was just the red fat guy that has flying reindeer and a sleigh that Coke created?
Shoden
11-13-2005, 11:47 PM
the reindeer thing may also have came from the original guy.

Santa wasn't originally father xmas, he was st nick something to do with the forest, he wore green and oak leaves.
Aurey
11-13-2005, 11:54 PM
Santa stopped visiting me when after I accidentally spelt his name Satan Claus when I was eight.

Same thing with the Easter bunny. The Ester bunny came instead that year.
Samuraid
11-14-2005, 06:01 AM
it's close 2 chrismas so 2 things

1. do u belive in him?

and

2. what will he get u?

1. No.

2. See above. ;)
Anaisa
11-14-2005, 11:45 AM
Santa claus does not exist which is why he won't be bringing me any presents.:(
Ethéré
11-15-2005, 06:54 AM
1. nope, but it was so wonderful when i did
2. books, costume jewellry, and some tea

mutually exclusive?? i think not.
Monster Hunt
11-15-2005, 07:27 AM
i suppose if you don't believe in him it doesn't come... if you do, he does...
theundeadhero
11-15-2005, 08:26 AM
Then Georgian custom officers are the worst. I hear eestlinc wants to become one though.
Glaurin
11-17-2005, 02:42 PM
Oh, my parents gave me the chrismas present.. I believe it is true but.. Ahh.. They're lie..