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Calliope
11-13-2005, 08:55 PM
And by everything, I hate the fact that kiddums can buy carrot flavoured jelly beans, and that while the junk food nazi has cancelled the only tolerable form of vegan potato chips available to me, they've decided to market SALAD FLAVOURED CHIPS. SALAD? WHAT? ASFL;DKJL;KSDFJJKLFASDLSFJKDFSDJKLA.

*retires to a corner and gnaws on a broccoli floret in an exaggeratedly suave manner*

Actually, while one may argue that it's a long winded ploy to trick childlings into liking vegetables because it tastes like unfood, I don't believe this to be the case.

Old Manus
11-13-2005, 08:56 PM
An outrage indeed

Calliope
11-13-2005, 08:57 PM
It is an outrage! It is REVOLTING, and therefore, we should REVOLT!

Captain Maxx Power
11-13-2005, 09:01 PM
It is an outrage! It is REVOLTING, and therefore, we should REVOLT!

*looks up from chomping on his medium-rare steak* I'm sorry, what?

Yamaneko
11-13-2005, 09:03 PM
So do I, so do I.

Sasquatch
11-13-2005, 09:04 PM
*throws away his Steak Supreme Gordita wrappers* Yeah. Salad flavored potato chips would be quite revolting.

GunbladeMaster
11-13-2005, 09:06 PM
i hate u all

Leeza
11-13-2005, 09:06 PM
<i>the junk food nazi has cancelled the only tolerable form of vegan potato chips available to me</i> - Nicky

Aren't most made with veggie oils and vegan? I'm confused.

Venom
11-13-2005, 09:08 PM
I think he means healthy potato chips:D

Calliope
11-13-2005, 09:08 PM
Well, I can still get "ready salted". The rest are contaminated with milk powder, or cheese powder, or powder powder. This is actually a good thing as it will force me to eat healthier.

Resha
11-13-2005, 10:18 PM
Whatever the facts are, it still SOUNDS heinous. I AGREE THAT THIS IS A VERY BAD THING. :( My life...my life, is this the world we're passing on to our children? One with salad-flavoured potato chips? I MEAN SRSLY. :(

EDIT: Wow, rsl filter!

Spiffing Cheese
11-13-2005, 10:21 PM
Wtf. That's just wrong. Kiddies are going to take over the world of vegetables with their vegetable flavoured sweets! >=OOO

GunbladeMaster
11-13-2005, 10:24 PM
i hate vegetables

Black Angel
11-13-2005, 10:44 PM
..................................*Looks up from hamburger and salt+vinegar chips*

Yeah, an outrage...right...

Mittopotahis
11-13-2005, 11:12 PM
Salad doesn't have a taste anyway, cause its mainly lettuce. It will be like eating crunchy air to me.

NOTE: I have never had a Salad, I am unhealthy.

Sephex
11-13-2005, 11:26 PM
On a similar note, ed and I made a new Polo Ponys song not that long ago. Search for it if it hasn't been pruned from GC. I belive I posted the thread. If not me then ed, obviously.

Xaven
11-14-2005, 12:12 AM
They changed the list of foods that they sell at my school this year. I don't mind the salads they sell at my school cuz the chock full of chicken, tomatoes, cheese, and other non-lettuce salad stuff. But... ...No more soda :cry: ...

It's like telling the whole school "You're fat!" :mad2:

Tasura
11-14-2005, 12:20 AM
I love my cafeteria here, wonderful fatty food, aweomse onion rings, the salads are good too.

Jebus
11-14-2005, 12:49 AM
Well, I hate everything x infinity.

Primus Inter Pares
11-14-2005, 05:35 AM
I hate this thread.

Del Murder
11-14-2005, 06:24 AM
Mm, I could go for some cucumber flavored chips.

Leeza
11-14-2005, 06:44 AM
Dill Pickle flavoured chips were once Cucumber. :cat:

Loony BoB
11-14-2005, 10:23 AM
Revolting? Yes, salad flavoured chips certainly do sound revolting.

Primus Inter Pares
11-14-2005, 10:28 AM
What's all this about revolting? I'd rather support the Revolution. (http://www.last.fm/group/EoFF/revolution)

Tai-Ti
11-14-2005, 11:07 AM
personaly, if someone invented salad flavoured chips, someone should make them sit and eat 100 bags of em and see if THEY like it.

boris no no
11-14-2005, 01:41 PM
having being a vegetarian for 18 years of my life (:S) i understand your pain
plus ewwwwwwwwwww salad crisps? what do they taste of?? water? air?? CRUNCH???

Resha
11-14-2005, 01:54 PM
Hey someone changed it. Salads are cool. Thousand Island, god. :love:

Shaun
11-14-2005, 01:58 PM
To be honest, I'd rather be restricted with food. I've had it my way, food-wise, for far too long, like a lot of us have. If it weren't for my free will in food, I probably wouldn't have that lil belly of mine. ;x

Rusty
11-14-2005, 02:09 PM
Salad flavoured chips just sound wrong.

Little Miss Awesome
11-14-2005, 04:21 PM
You eat crisps to eat unhealthily! I mean salad flavor crisps, unless your a rabbit, are pointless! They taste bad and are bad for you! They should have to be one or the other!

Loony BoB
11-14-2005, 04:52 PM
Just waiting on the release of potato flavoured potato chips now!