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Destai
11-14-2005, 09:11 PM
I think its fantastic anyway.
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Do you get bored whilst trailing the trouble and strife round Asda? Here are fourteen things a man can do to help pass the time.

1. Get 24 boxes of condoms & randomly put them in people's trolleys when they aren't looking.

2. Set all the alarm clocks in Housewares to go off at 5 minute intervals.

3. Make a trail of tomato juice on the floor leading to the ladies toilet.

4. Walk up to an employee and tell him/her in an official tone: 'Code 3 in Housewares... and see what happens.

5. Go to the Service Desk and ask to put a bag of M&M's on credit.

6. Move a 'CAUTION - WET FLOOR' sign to a carpeted area.

7. Set-up a tent in the Camping Department and tell other shoppers you are sleeping over and invite them in if they bring pillows from the Bedding Department.

8. When a clerk asks if they can help you, begin to cry and ask: "Why can't you people just leave me alone?"

9. Look right into the security camera, use it as a mirror and pick your nose.

10. While handling large knives in the Kitchen Dept, ask the clerk if he knows where the anti-depressants are located.

11. Dart around the store suspiciously, while loudly humming the theme from Mission Impossible.

12. Hide in a clothing rack . . . and when people browse through say: "PICK ME!!! PICK ME!!!"

13. When an announcement comes over the loudspeaker, hit the floor and assume the fetal position and scream !...It's those voices again!!!"

And last but not least:

14. Go into a fitting room, shut the door and wait a while... then yell loudly: "There's no toilet paper in here."

Old Manus
11-14-2005, 09:13 PM
The hilarity is...DESTAI DOES THIS EVERY DAY

Zeldy
11-14-2005, 09:15 PM
Kehehe, funny. But Id never do it.

Psychotic
11-14-2005, 10:26 PM
The hilarity is...DESTAI DOES THIS EVERY DAYYou mean post lame threads on EoFF? Yup.

(Actually I love Destai and I will crush the balls of anyone that calls him lame so if you'll excuse me...:()

Shoden
11-14-2005, 10:28 PM
That rocks, more ideas hehehehe.

Dreddz
11-14-2005, 10:44 PM
ha.....ha......

Chris
11-14-2005, 10:49 PM
Anyone who makes fun of an Irish man, is obviously jealous of his nationality. :mad2:

Fun stuff!

Psychotic
11-14-2005, 11:25 PM
Anyone who makes fun of an Irish man, is obviously jealous of his nationality. :mad2: Oh, no, see that doesn't apply to me because I'm British. We're not jealous of anyone because we're arrogant and believe we should rule the world and everyone will be our slaves. So yeah, it's cool, don't worry about it.

sdcopp
11-14-2005, 11:41 PM
Oh, no, see that doesn't apply to me because I'm British. We're not jealous of anyone because we're arrogant and believe we should rule the world and everyone will be our slaves. So yeah, it's cool, don't worry about it.

And here I thought it was just us Americans who felt that way, sheesh

Psychotic
11-15-2005, 12:00 AM
And here I thought it was just us Americans who felt that way, sheeshThat's why our countries are homies, and we drive-by those Iraqi foo's to hell for musclin' in on our turf, bizzatch!

kikimm
11-15-2005, 12:17 AM
I've seriously considered doing number 12 more than a few times. But I am also a coward. Sigh.

Light Mage
11-15-2005, 12:30 AM
3. Make a trail of tomato juice on the floor leading to the ladies toilet.

There are only nine letters I can think of to describe that:
OMG, WTF & LOL.

look_out_below
11-15-2005, 04:55 AM
I would love to see someone trying to pull off one of those, it would be freakin funny. The only one that i think someone would have difficultly pulling off is the first one, but i think it would also be the funniest.

Xaven
11-15-2005, 05:48 AM
Number 14 sounds fun.

Social Moon Firesky
11-15-2005, 01:18 PM
:O Challenges! :D I shall definitely have to try all of those out next time I go to Asda. Teh awesomez!

Tasura
11-15-2005, 06:45 PM
I did something like 9. I didnt pick my nose, but i talked to a security camera for about 2 hours.

Spiffing Cheese
11-15-2005, 06:52 PM
11. Dart around the store suspiciously, while loudly humming the theme from Mission Impossible.

That one really made me laugh. xD

ffxfreak93
11-16-2005, 03:50 AM
3. Make a trail of tomato juice on the floor leading to the ladies toilet.

i must try it


11. Dart around the store suspiciously, while loudly humming the theme from Mission Impossible.
too late already have done that in toys r us


12. Hide in a clothing rack . . . and when people browse through say: "PICK ME!!! PICK ME!!!"
must try



14. Go into a fitting room, shut the door and wait a while... then yell loudly: "There's no toilet paper in here."
i will definetly try that and btw..... lol

Primus Inter Pares
11-16-2005, 06:09 AM
I am amused, it's a lot more fun imagining Psy doing it though, as it is more likely to happen...

Karl
11-16-2005, 06:30 AM
That's comical.

xX.Silver.Wings.Xx
11-16-2005, 11:56 AM
hmph.. Kids stuff...

Shaun
11-16-2005, 12:46 PM
Awesome. No, better yet, this is worthy of 'Jawsome'. Hah, I've gotta try some of these.

fire_of_avalon
11-16-2005, 12:58 PM
Number 12 makes me laugh so hard.

Pheesh
11-16-2005, 01:08 PM
funny, number 3 would gross me out though. I'd be looking out for the lady with no pants.

Stay Essential
EE

sdcopp
11-16-2005, 03:17 PM
I can't remember how many times I've done #11. My favorite addendum to that one is if you're at a store with friends who are even the littlest bit uptight, break out into the Rain Man routine. Good friends will be embarassed, great friends will play along

Light Mage
11-16-2005, 06:59 PM
The Rain Man routine...?