falling asleep?

[Drift]

i just walked into a door frame...twice today and my knee is all bruised. whats the clumsiest thing you've done while half asleep?

[Old Manus]

Fell down the stairs

[Meat Puppet]

robbed a convenient store (whilst naked :O:O:O)

[Primus Inter Pares]

Banned, yeah, that would sum it up nicely.

[SammieBabe]

Banned, yeah, that would sum it up nicely.

..Wins...

I let a friend of a friend talk me into a road trip to Miami that ended with booze, and alot of cops...

[boris no no]

walked into a lamp post
and fell asleep during a lecture and drooled all over my notes xD

[silverpigeon97]

Fell down the stairs


I know exactly how that feels.

[Drift]

walked into a lamp post
and fell asleep during a lecture and drooled all over my notes xD

i've walked into a glass door a few times too always fun trying to rub the face print off.

[Shlup]

I got up at about 4 this morning to pee and almost missed the toilet when I sat down.

[kikimm]

When I'm tired I often miss my mouth when I am drinking from a glass. And then I am wide awake again it is great.

[Jess]

died. True story.

[Venom]

Drank Listerine thinking it was candy.

[Destai]

I get simple things Im used to doing mixed up. Put the phone back in the fridge, I've come very close to throwing my laundry in the open toilet seat as opposed to the laundry basket at the other side of the bathroom several times.

[Anaisa]

I was supposed to be pouring milk on my cereal and getting a glass of water. But I ended up taking my cereal to the tap and filling it with water. Needless to say I had to throw it away.I wasn't even willing to taste what cereal with water is like.

[The Summoner of Leviathan]

Hmmm...I turn off my alarm clock...Then sleep through my classes

also when I am not paying attention I might grab your glass of water or the bottle of ketchup and try to drink from it...

[Mr. Bungle]

I never walk around half-asleep.

[fire_of_avalon]

When I'm tired I often miss my mouth when I am drinking from a glass. And then I am wide awake again it is great.
Word.

[Dreddz]

Went To The Toilet and missed .....

[Little Miss Awesome]

Tried to hug the lad I like. It all went well. But tiredness makes me all needy of affection :rolleyes2

[Resha]

Walking into walls, tripping over my own feet and more often, nothing. Typing like crap. Talking like a drunkard?

*sighs* But I'm always clumsy.

[Xaven]

I can't move when I'm half asleep. Or asleep.ccccccccccccccccccccccccccccccccccccccccccccccccccccccccccccccccccccccccccccccccccccccccccccc ccccccccccccccccccccccccccccccccccc*wakes up* Whoops.

That happens a lot too.

[Silmaril]

aciidently eaten something very odd. (i wonder what it was)

[xX.Silver.Wings.Xx]

Dyed my dog red. I had to take her to the vet. Her skin was all blistered. The poor thing still won't come near me.. *shakes head in shame...*

[Shoden]

I'm naturally imbalanced I do most of this stuff anyway, it may suck but some of them are hillarious.


Walked into the door, stepped in dog /xxx.gif/xxx.gif/xxx.gif/xxx.gif 3 times, same pat.

I tripped over the stairs, I tripped over the door frame and I ran into a glass door.


Trust me Dyspraxia isn't all that good.


I'm the kamikaze Watermelon!


If I do this when I'm awake, hell knows how bad it is when asleep-ish!