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Mr. Mojo Risin
11-17-2005, 04:32 AM
Too bad he never cried. (http://www.pocketfives.com/9ED34909-BB42-4ECE-B9BE-19BEE31B265C.aspx)

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eestlinc
11-17-2005, 04:33 AM
apparently Chuck Norris is the new Vin Diesel
Madame Adequate
11-17-2005, 05:05 AM
Told you he was badass.
eestlinc
11-17-2005, 05:07 AM
Delta Force man.
Karl
11-17-2005, 05:15 AM
i dont feel like reading but it concerns chuck norris therefor it rox
nik0tine
11-17-2005, 05:21 AM
I lol'ed.
Mitch
11-17-2005, 05:25 AM
I cried.
Tasura
11-17-2005, 05:25 AM
My roommates think im weirder because i laughed so hard so suddenly.
Primus Inter Pares
11-17-2005, 06:07 AM
It hurts... so much... *dies*
Rye
11-17-2005, 11:42 AM
Wawka Teyxaz Raynguh. :)
Meat Puppet
11-17-2005, 11:43 AM
I saw the one when he brought that girl back to life
Sasquatch
11-17-2005, 01:28 PM
Heheheh. "Chuck Norris does not have AIDS but he gives it to people anyway."
Hawkeye
11-17-2005, 01:30 PM
I laughed and got the hiccups
Mr. Bungle
11-17-2005, 01:59 PM
I saw this on another forum, they called it "31 facts about Chuck Norris".
Old Manus
11-17-2005, 03:52 PM
Sounds like crash
Lindy
11-17-2005, 03:57 PM
Too bad it's from <a href="http://www.4q.cc/chuck/">here</a>.

That and it's practically ancient.

<a href="http://www.4q.cc/t/">Mr. T is where it's at now.</a>
escobert
11-17-2005, 06:39 PM
To prove it isn't that big of a deal to beat cancer. Chuck Norris smoked 15 cartons of cigarettes a day for 2 years and aquired 7 different kinds of cancer only to rid them from his body by flexing for 30 minutes. Beat that, Lance Armstrong. xD Hey lindy too bad Mr T is old and ancient. I was reading that crap like 5 years ago.
Mr. Mojo Risin
11-18-2005, 04:51 AM
Helen Keller's favorite color is Chuck Norris.
Shlup
11-18-2005, 05:02 AM
I am highly amused by this. *nod*
Nino Brown
11-18-2005, 10:10 PM
apparently Chuck Norris is the new Vin Diesel

Vin Diesel was never cool.

Chuck Norris, on the otherhand, has always been the man.
-N-
11-18-2005, 11:04 PM
Vin Diesel >> Chuck Norris

You're out of the loop, sir.

http://www.4q.cc/vin/index.php
Rye
11-18-2005, 11:38 PM
I kinda prefered the Vin Diesel one, which I read last week. I did like that Harry Potter one with Chuck. Do you think HE posted it on the internet? That page about how a certain someone died?
ThroneofDravaris
11-19-2005, 12:17 AM
That is obviously the best thing ever.