you know you been playing to much FF9 when?

[EPIC - MASTER OF COMBAT]

well lets began will the crazy ideas..

1- dagger kisses zidane.. for no reason (for beginning of game)

[ThroneofDravaris]

How is that caused by playing too much FFIX?

2. When you get arthritis.

[Christmas]

3: When you like to eat frogs raw and alive....

[boys from the dwarf]

4:when you say."lets make this into a 1001 ways to know if you play too much FF9."
5:if you agree to what i just said(which i do.).

[RaidenWeb17]

6. when you go to Alexandria in Egypt and expect to find Dagger

[Christmas]

6. when you go to Alexandria in Egypt and expect to find Dagger

7) You expect to summon Alexander too....

[TurkSlayer]

8. Every time it rains, you say "I find this rain quite pleasant. It feels as though raindrops are blessing our victory..."

[Little Blue]

8. Every time it rains, you say "I find this rain quite pleasant. It feels as though raindrops are blessing our victory..."
(i guess i play it too much, i love the rain)

9. When you think the leader of your country is a chronically obese woman with a gender confused aide and a female knight you find attractive

[RaidenWeb17]

When you and your friends start a club called Tantalus

[nik0tine]

well lets began will the crazy ideas..

1- dagger kisses zidane.. for no reason (for beginning of game)
11. When you actually understand what the hell this means.

...I guess I haven't been playing enough FF9. :p

[Primus Inter Pares]

12. When you realise that all the other FF's aren't worth playing if your still have your copy readily available.

And nik0tine, I don't think anyone understands what that means.

[Christmas]

well lets began will the crazy ideas..

1- You fantasize dagger kissing zidane.. for no reason (for beginning of game)

This should be more understandable....

[Cathyrine Tyrn]

You see footprints on the ground and search your self for Gysahl Greens to call a Chocobo

[Lost Number]

8. Every time it rains, you say "I find this rain quite pleasant. It feels as though raindrops are blessing our victory..."

Ummm I say that. I probably broke a few others as well.
14. When you start dreaming about FF
15. When you start talking incessantly about FF to your mates (if you have any left).
16. When you start posting on EoFF about this...

[Ezme]

17) when you think every pointy hat you see has a pair of floating eyes under it!

[KoShiatar]

18) when your thumb actually aches after playing too much Chocobo Hot & Cold.

[EPIC - MASTER OF COMBAT]

what the kissingthign meants is dagger wants no part of zidane and zidane like.. wants to bang her i guess and as game go's on the things fop around and its other way around kindof.. gez you should know that.
19. when dagger luaghs about her mother dying and saids "iam glad. thank you so much kuja."
then again who won't she freaking ugly

[Primus Inter Pares]

well lets began will the crazy ideas..

1- You fantasize dagger kissing zidane.. for no reason (for beginning of game)
This should be more understandable....
...this isn't the X-2 forum.

20. When you realise that Kuja is infact the hottest FF character ever.

[Christmas]

...this isn't the X-2 forum.

Must you relate every single little things to X-2......



21. When you start asking your cats to send your mails for you.

[Ultima Shadow]

what the kissingthign meants is dagger wants no part of zidane and zidane like.. wants to bang her i guess and as game go's on the things fop around and its other way around kindof.. gez you should know that.
19. when dagger luaghs about her mother dying and saids "iam glad. thank you so much kuja."
then again who won't she freaking uglyHey, Unknowns! Would you mind translating this as well? :confused:

[Christmas]

I think our friend here should make a thread called "Things FF IX characters will never say or do" instead of this....

[RaidenWeb17]

22. when you see a frog and jump on it, then expect a fat guy in a chef hat to appear and give you a fork
23. When you see a little girl playing with a rainbow bouncy ball and try to save her from certain doom.

[EPIC - MASTER OF COMBAT]

I think our friend here should make a thread called "Things FF IX characters will never say or do" instead of this....
ahh great idea.. i thing i do that

[blackwinged_cloud]

24.When you turn to your best friend who happens to be really short and say "Hey Vivi!"
25.When your mom tells you to clean your room and you say "Nights of Pluto Reporting for duty!"
26.If when everytime you hear the word "mom" you instantly think if Garnet's adopted mother.
27.Whenever someone says it's cold and you turn to your best friend and ask him to defrost you. *dodges flying chair from friend*

[RaidenWeb17]

28. when you see a squirrel and go after it with a kitchen knife
29. when you grab a girls butt mention how soft it is and get charged with sexual harassment

[destiny to destroy]

30. when your disc melts in playstation becuase you played it for to long

[Sain Cai]

31. When someone asks if you want a Kuja and OJ, and you tell them you are not gay. (Kuja=citrus alcohol for you youngins)

[Luara]

When you and your friends start a club called Tantalus
thats a good one...

[RaidenWeb17]

31. When someone asks if you want a Kuja and OJ, and you tell them you are not gay. (Kuja=citrus alcohol for you youngins)
Heck yeah!! I want a dude in a thong and OJ Simpson!! SWEET!!

[FFGuevara]

32.When you design and try to build your own airship.

[RaidenWeb17]

33. When the woods in your backyard become a certain Evil Forest.....

[FFGuevara]

34. When you wear a bunch of armor and call yourself Steiner.

[EPIC - MASTER OF COMBAT]

30. when your disc melts in playstation becuase you played it for to long
hahaha nice one.. why you never on making more posts i been dominating general FF hehehe

35. When you see FFIX dreams in your head... for the 15th time

[Primus Inter Pares]

Must you relate every single little things to X-2......
...yes

36. When you realise that you can't possibly play "too much" FFIX.

[Christmas]

37: When you try to get Kuja and Garland in your party...

[RaidenWeb17]

my bad wrong forum....

[Slicksword45]

38: When you go to heven and see god you yell "HOLY **** IT'S NECRED!!!!" (i think i spelled that wrong =p) then you fight him

39: when you grow a tail and/or horn

40: when you start yelling "boom boom boom" expecting to talk to an eledian (that too....)

41:when you grow a long toung *stares at that guy from kiss*

[Russielloyd]

42. When you start seeing that Quina is making dinner for you everyday.

[ThroneofDravaris]

43. When you kill Bill…

…

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…

…

…

…

…

…

…

…with a fork.

[Lost Number]

I am in deep trouble now. I do at least 3 of those, probably more.

[RaidenWeb17]

44. When you memorize Freya's dance in Cleyra and do it every night before you go bed.

[Pouring Rain]

OMG thats funny.

45. When you can remember every quote in the game.

[RaidenWeb17]

47. when a chicken farmer stabs you with a pitchfork for trying to ride his "evolved" chicken across the ocean

[Jiro]

48. you go into a volcano to kill fire fiend dude thing
49. " " " " hole " " earth " " "
50. " " " " cave " " wind " " "
51. " " " the ocean " " water " " "

[Memoria]

You have auto-life equipped. You don't believe it. You KNOW it.

When see jewelry for sale, you ask "What abilities do they have?"

:choc: You boycott KFC. No one's eating Chocobos here. :choc:

:angel: You wonder if God... looks like Necron...?

[Randgris]

what the kissingthign meants is dagger wants no part of zidane and zidane like.. wants to bang her i guess and as game go's on the things fop around and its other way around kindof.. gez you should know that.
19. when dagger luaghs about her mother dying and saids "iam glad. thank you so much kuja."
then again who won't she freaking ugly
Wha?!? Maybe you should have named this forum "101 things FFIX characters won't say". Anyway...
55. When you stick a fork through your enemies eye... :lol:
56. When you dream of having a tail...
57. Wake up in the morning and used your "enemy skill" at your baby brother... :lol:

[Dolentrean]

58. When you threten your friend with a fork, your other friends says sarcasticly "No quina, thats to easy!" then hands you a spoon.

[Painless]

59. When you try to grow a tail.

[boys from the dwarf]

37: When you try to get Kuja and Garland in your party...
60:when you succeed:D .

[Rhi]

ooooh good one!!!

[RaidenWeb17]

61. when you jump up and down in happiness cause you get to disect frogs in class.

[boys from the dwarf]

61. when you jump up and down in happiness cause you get to disect frogs in class.
62: when you get told off for eating them.

[kire mayn]

63: When you walk up to some random person in the mall/school/work/on the street and challenge them to a game of tetra master.

[RaidenWeb17]

Day-um! Triple Post.
67. When you buy FF9 plush dolls and re-enact scenes from the game

[Odaisé Gaelach]

68. When you single-handedly find the answer to Thingfish's riddle.

[subaru]

32.When you design and try to build your own airship.
:p lol yep that means ur obssesed!

[Eiko Guy]

69. you have a memory card filled with ff IX data and cant start a new game cuz you dont wanna erase anything

[RaidenWeb17]

70. when you have four different saves that are right before the four optional bosses

[Y-Rikku-P]

71. When you go back every two minutes to the EOFF forum to see if anyone has posted anything new to reply to so that you can just talk about the game.

[_yeojina_]

72. When you make weapons from FFIX and play with them.*
73. When you're playing FFIX and grab your weapons to fight the beast on the TV (AND destroy the TV).
74. When you listen to too much FFIX music on the internet.*
75.When you put on weight, talk like an idiot, coat your face with white, wear a pink dress, have an extremely long tongue and always have a fork in your hand.
76. Going to a cutlery shop and stealing all the forks for Quina and all the knives for Zidane and Steiner.
77. Stealing your Chinese friend's chopsticks for Vivi, Garnet, Eiko and Freya. If you HAVE a Chinese friend.* I have chopsticks.
78. Getting your pet cat (if you have one), chop it's paws off, dip the claws in poison and giving them to Aramant.
79. Getting your mum's best china plate and giving to Aramant, saying that it's a Wing Edge.*
80. Dress up like whatever Final Fantasy IX character you wanna be.*
Okay, that's enough chat. :D The stars mean that I actually do that.

[RaidenWeb17]

72. When you make weapons from FFIX and play with them.*
73. When you're playing FFIX and grab your weapons to fight the beast on the TV (AND destroy the TV).
74. When you listen to too much FFIX music on the internet.*
75.When you put on weight, talk like an idiot, coat your face with white, wear a pink dress, have an extremely long tongue and always have a fork in your hand.
76. Going to a cutlery shop and stealing all the forks for Quina and all the knives for Zidane and Steiner.
77. Stealing your Chinese friend's chopsticks for Vivi, Garnet, Eiko and Freya. If you HAVE a Chinese friend.* I have chopsticks.
78. Getting your pet cat (if you have one), chop it's paws off, dip the claws in poison and giving them to Aramant.
79. Getting your mum's best china plate and giving to Aramant, saying that it's a Wing Edge.*
80. Dress up like whatever Final Fantasy IX character you wanna be.*
Okay, that's enough chat. :D The stars mean that I actually do that.

When did you meet Amarant...

81. When, three consoles later, you still play this game

[_yeojina_]

I thought Aramant was my brother for a couple of days...
82. Falling in love with a girl called Garnet even though she's butt ugly and you're a girl... Different circumstances...

[nik0tine]

83. You attempt a level one Ozma challenge.

[Llanowar]

84. You have COMPLETED the level 1 Ozma challenge. *sighs and points to himself*

[Ace14]

85.You make a little alexandria out of cardboard.

[Quindiana Jones]

86.When you dye your hair white, grow it and wear a dress. You also killed a monkey to wear it's tail.

87. When you collect thousands of feathers off the ground, and make a plaster Silver Dragon frame, cover it in the feathers that you spent 1 and a half years collecting (and 43 mins, 24 seconds), then jump off a twenty storey building believing you can fly.

88. When you spend ages digging in the sand trying to make an underground desert palace.

89. When you bring a hi-fi wherever you go playing the Trance Kuja boss theme all the time.

90. When you kill anyone with morals or any other good values.

This might just be when you like Kuja too much. I have not done any of this.....more than twice...

[Heero Yuy NWZC]

91. When u wear frilly cufflinks to school.

[Quindiana Jones]

92. When you sell frilly cufflinks in school, saying "They're great! You can look like Final Fantasy 9 characters!"

93. When you take on schools toughest people and try fighting them with your magic powers.

94. When you actually take up magic arts and become a wizard. Freaky...

[Old Manus]

95. When you pass from 'thinking' you play too much into 'knowing'
96. When you eat your breakfast

[Fatal Impurity]

97. when you use a 3d renderer (like lightwave) to make a ff9 hentai film...(i did not do that...*he says with a shifty look in his eyes*)

[Quindiana Jones]

oh i did.
ahem...
98. when you call Earth "Gaia".
99. when you hunt monkeys thinking they're evil and want to kill Gaia.
woohoo! i got 100!
100. When you kill goths thinking they're Garland.

[Noj_R]

101. You purchase a thong and wear it so you can look like Kuja.

102. After putting on the thong, you dump glue over your body and jump in a pile of red feathers so you can be Kuja trance.

103. You refer to your pets as genomes.

104. You get depressed at the thought of having no tail.

105. You have performed any of these perverse acts of worship...:D

[Fatal Impurity]

106. when during sex you scream garnets name! i HAVE not done that! *he says with a very shifty look in his eyes!*

[yuno]

21. When you start asking your cats to send your mails for you.
107. when YOUR CATS start asking YOU to send mails for them

[Rhi]

108. When your cats start using 'Superslick' to make their fur shiny and then complain that their mail can't be sent


(Ps what are the four optioinal bosses? I know Hades, Ozma and that book in Alexandria, but what's the fourth?)

[RaidenWeb17]

108. When your cats start using 'Superslick' to make their fur shiny and then complain that their mail can't be sent


(Ps what are the four optioinal bosses? I know Hades, Ozma and that book in Alexandria, but what's the fourth?)
Quale. Catch 99 frogs and then you get to fight him for the Gastro Fork

109. when you die of starvation

[yuno]

110. when you see a gold frog and you dont catch it,because frogs will only reappear after a long time if you catch it (it's a smurfin' GOLD frog,man!!!)

[Bart's Friend Milhouse]

109. when you die of starvation

why didn't you say something like that before:x_x:

111.when you actually manage to save after the last FMV
112.when you have finger insurance
113.when yo've accidentally erased some other important stuff and don't seem to care
114.when you've mastered the Steiner&Marcus pendulum game in a time of 12 seconds

[Noj_R]

115. When you can beat frog Cid's mini game ( the key one ) blindfolded.

[Bart's Friend Milhouse]

116. when the only number you see during battle is 9
117. when the words 'The End' mysteriously appear on your screen signifying that Necron has given up waiting for you
118. when you've wiped out every single species of monster on the world map causing extinction

[Quindiana Jones]

119. When you do a series of scientific experiments, attempting to make a Genome.
120. When you make a Genome.
121. When, after making a Genome, you send it to cause mass death and war in Gaia (earlier i mentioned "When you call Earth "Gaia")
122. When, at night, you make yourself cross-eyed just to see 2 moons.
123. (hehe 123, fun) When you purposely take drugs JUST to see 2 moons.
124. When you grow extremely obese, have face implants to give yourself a long nose/mouth thing, and change your name to Hippaul.
125. When you have cosmetic surgery just so you can look like Garnet/Zidane.

[Eiko Guy]

126.when you put tacos in the side of your pants so they flair like zidanes

[auhin]

127: You try to jump on high ledges like Freya, and say that the "sky looks ominous."

[Flake]

128.When you think calling somebody "Rusty" is an insult.

[Quindiana Jones]

129. When you taken being called "Rusty" as an insult.

[Rhi]

130. When (Trance) Kuja and Necron run away from you cause you've spent 10,000 hours training

[Quindiana Jones]

131. When you have a shrine to the game in your room. and pray to it every day when you wake up and before you go to sleep.

[Bart's Friend Milhouse]

131. When you have a shrine to the game in your room. and pray to it every day when you wake up and before you go to sleep.

i think THAT'S going a bit OTT

[Quindiana Jones]

Have you read all the things in this thread?? Some are even worse...
and OTT??? I have one in my room!

[Waveth]

132: When you go to the auction and punch the auctioneers face till he tells you where kuja is.

[Rhi]

lol

[Quindiana Jones]

133. When you name your children after the characters.

[Heero Yuy NWZC]

134. when you get a big red afro and wear claws on ur hands.

[RaidenWeb17]

135. When you turn on your game and pee in excitement

[Flake]

136.When you go to EB games and ask for "gaming diapers."

[NeoCracker]

237. When you play a game of Dungeons and Dragons and you and a freind create two halfling Scorcerers, dress one up as a red jester and one as a blue, say the exact same thing as the previous one in different words and name yourselves Zorn and Thorn. Good fun.

[JackNapier]

138. When you walk around with a top hat, blue coat, and tape flashlights on your head despite the boiling weather.

[RaidenWeb17]

139. When you start making your own side stories and draw your own illistrations to go with it, for your very own FF9 comic

[Tatsu-Dono]

140: When you start saying "Rally-ho" instead of saying "Hello"

[Tatsu-Dono]

141: When you proclaim your undying platonic love for all the characters.

[Tatsu-Dono]

142: When you try to add Vivi to your will.
143: When you requst to be buried with Final Fantasy plushies with a statue of Vivi as a headstone.

[JackNapier]

Whoa, a triple post.

[Bart's Friend Milhouse]

144. when you n-post (where n is any number between 5 and 100) and don't seem to care if you get kicked out since you are a member of another 60 final fantasy forums

[Quindiana Jones]

Is that a hint, mobiletype?

145. When you don't work, sleep, or do anything else beneficial because you play FF9 24/7.

[Az Lionheart]

145: when you rip out your entire face, use tourches for eyes and get people to call you a mage

146: when you start to hatch mini magic people out of eggs in you shed

147: when you post in this thread

148: when ever you get happy or sad your skin begins to glow multicolours.

149: no matter what age you are you still look about 12

150: when you smile seeing you have the 150th reply


:D

[Quindiana Jones]

Yeah well. I had the 100th. and damnit! I'll get the 200th too!
151. When you post LOADS on this thread.
152. When you say things like "and damnit! I'll get the 200th too!"
153. When you wear crappy, frilly, baggy clothes and a massive hat and paint your face black then set fire to your eyes.
154. When you refer to yourself as one of the characters.

[_yeojina_]

155. When you manage to bankrupt the whole of Gaia and Terra. *Evil smile*
156. Finishing the game in 2 hours. Freaky...
157. When you have a toaster which makes the shape of that crystal on the cover. Yummy.
158. When you want WORLD DOMINATION!!! And temporarily think you're Garland.*
159. Searching everywhere for Final Fantasy IX (More like all the Final Fantasys) news all over the web.*
160. Being small and fat, with a pointy hat on you. And I ain't small OR fat.

[Acid Raine]

161. You search for a scar on your forehead where the horn was removed.
162. You can actually get your head to look THAT big.
163. You can actaully summon Shiva/Atomos/Bahamut/ etc. before you rename Garnet "Dagger".
164.You stuff cats in your shirt.
165. You've said "..."
166. You swing lacrosse rackets hoping you have some freaky light ball will shoot out of it.
167. When you take an action, you cant do anything else until your "ATB gauge fills again".
168. You go out and hunt for 16 year olds so you can suck the eidolons out of them
169. You actually know how "Eidolon" is pronounced....
170. "KILL!" is all you can say.
171. You have a liberating fear of crossdressers.
172. You have a liberating fear of freakishly short court jesters
173. You consider your mother a fat, obese, green-skinned monster.
174. You start to question your existence.
175. You can stand around for hours and never have to pee/sleep/eat
176. Time stands still.........
177. You live in constant fear that one day you may "stop moving"
178. You fight to get the number 9 legally replaced with "IX"
179. You watch The Dark Crystal, just because gelflings vaguely resemple FFIX characters
180. You can actually come up with 30 of these reasons......
181. You think you can actually functioned with a blindfold (referring to Blank....)
182. Australia is now known as the "Outer Continent".
183. Antartica is the "Forgotten Continent"
184. You try to stop all of the car washes because they are the source of "The Mist"
185. You get an insatiable craving for some Gyshal Pickles
186. Anything that you don't learn a new Blue Magic spell from "Taste Bad!"
187. Instead of naming Zidane "INSERT YOUR NAME HERE", you name yourself Zidane.
188. You immediately stop whatever you are doing and sleep in a tent.
189. You actually dream the "storm" sequence, superimposing your body in place of Garnet's
190. You let yourself get the crap beat out of you by wolves, fish, etc., just so you can reach Trance.
191. You wander into forests because you missed your Chocobuddies
192. You wander into marshes because you want some "yum-yummie frogs!"
193. You attempt to kill your daughter after she reaches 16 (morbid...not funny...)
194. You try to splice rat and lizard DNA in order to make a Burmecian
195. When you are asked what sound a locust makes you say "< gwok gwok >"
196. You speak in a think Irish accent and say "Rally-ho!"
197. You need a 6 year old to release the seal on the tree in your back yard.
198. You run against walls, waiting for the "!" symbol to float above your head so you can find a secret item
199. You name the characters in ofther FF games after IX ones (ex. Cloud and Squall are Zidane, Yuffie and Selphie are Eiko)
200. You waste money on semiprecous jewels just so you can summon all the eidolons

fwafwafwa! Looks like I beat you to 200!!

[Quindiana Jones]

161. You search for a scar on your forehead where the horn was removed.
162. You can actually get your head to look THAT big.
163. You can actaully summon Shiva/Atomos/Bahamut/ etc. before you rename Garnet "Dagger".
164.You stuff cats in your shirt.
165. You've said "..."
166. You swing lacrosse rackets hoping you have some freaky light ball will shoot out of it.
167. When you take an action, you cant do anything else until your "ATB gauge fills again".
168. You go out and hunt for 16 year olds so you can suck the eidolons out of them
169. You actually know how "Eidolon" is pronounced....
170. "KILL!" is all you can say.
171. You have a liberating fear of crossdressers.
172. You have a liberating fear of freakishly short court jesters
173. You consider your mother a fat, obese, green-skinned monster.
174. You start to question your existence.
175. You can stand around for hours and never have to pee/sleep/eat
176. Time stands still.........
177. You live in constant fear that one day you may "stop moving"
178. You fight to get the number 9 legally replaced with "IX"
179. You watch The Dark Crystal, just because gelflings vaguely resemple FFIX characters
180. You can actually come up with 30 of these reasons......
181. You think you can actually functioned with a blindfold (referring to Blank....)
182. Australia is now known as the "Outer Continent".
183. Antartica is the "Forgotten Continent"
184. You try to stop all of the car washes because they are the source of "The Mist"
185. You get an insatiable craving for some Gyshal Pickles
186. Anything that you don't learn a new Blue Magic spell from "Taste Bad!"
187. Instead of naming Zidane "INSERT YOUR NAME HERE", you name yourself Zidane.
188. You immediately stop whatever you are doing and sleep in a tent.
189. You actually dream the "storm" sequence, superimposing your body in place of Garnet's
190. You let yourself get the crap beat out of you by wolves, fish, etc., just so you can reach Trance.
191. You wander into forests because you missed your Chocobuddies
192. You wander into marshes because you want some "yum-yummie frogs!"
193. You attempt to kill your daughter after she reaches 16 (morbid...not funny...)
194. You try to splice rat and lizard DNA in order to make a Burmecian
195. When you are asked what sound a locust makes you say "< gwok gwok >"
196. You speak in a think Irish accent and say "Rally-ho!"
197. You need a 6 year old to release the seal on the tree in your back yard.
198. You run against walls, waiting for the "!" symbol to float above your head so you can find a secret item
199. You name the characters in ofther FF games after IX ones (ex. Cloud and Squall are Zidane, Yuffie and Selphie are Eiko)
200. You waste money on semiprecous jewels just so you can summon all the eidolons

fwafwafwa! Looks like I beat you to 200!!

It's actually Scottish, and now I've quoted you, I've technically also reached 200! Gwahahah!

[Acid Raine]

Did I say Irish again? Gawd! I screw those two up all the time......

[Fatal Impurity]

when you goto a petshop and ask for kupo nuts

[K-chan]

139. When you start making your own side stories and draw your own illistrations to go with it, for your very own FF9 comic

202 (I think). When you've read said fancomics

[Quindiana Jones]

202 (I think). When you've read said fancomics
Nope. Yours was 201.

IF YOU DON'T PUT A NUMBER...THEN NOBODY CARES. :D

[Twilight Edge]

202.When u go out on a misty day and fear that mist monsters will attack u.

[Twilight Edge]

203.When u rob a place armed with two daggers n a monkey tail.

[Twilight Edge]

BY the way, i'm new.Nice 2 meet u guys!

[Quindiana Jones]

Hello New...I mean Ultima Blader Draco. In the bottom right of your posts is an edit/delete button. Please don't n-post (n meaning the number of times posted in a row) as you can just click that button and edit. Simple and delicious.

204. When you're warned by God to stop playing, or He'll send you to Hell. (His exact words to me were "Thou shalt stoppeth your foolish electronic fiddling! Or I shall banish ye to Hell, and ye shalt be punished by Satan!")

205. When you keep playing and challenge Satan to get Excalibur II and win. He was rubbish.

[Twilight Edge]

I see.Thank you for the advice.

206.When you start laughing "GWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!"after you lost something.

207.When you get yourself some jewels and try to summon eidolons.

[true_bacon22]

33.You know you play FF9 too much when you throw an ore at a midget wearing green and expect it to give you an emerald. Instead you recieve an assault lawsuit(if you give a nymph a ore it will give you anemerald)

[Twilight Edge]

208.When you try to cast Ultima to destroy the whole world when you know that you are going to die soon.

[Bart's Friend Milhouse]

209. when you're the only one left posting in this thread

[Twilight Edge]

210.When you post in this thread knowing that there is only one person posting in this thread.

[Da Moogle]

211. When you start saying Vivi's, Quina's, Eiko's, and Freya's quote actually relate to real life

212. When you act like a destrutive maniac and dress up in a thong and were make up.

213. When you start to atack large birds thinking they're Griffiths (or Griffins, I don't know)

214. When you throw Pheonix Downs to a large tree in your back yard so it'll die sooner (Iifa tree's boss...first time you go there...that zombifide tree)

215. That you actually HAVE Pheonix Downs....

216. When you see a large machanical thing and start fighting it (aka Ark)

[Excalibur11]

217. When strange and friendly creatures start asking you for assorted minerals.

[JackNapier]

218. When you can jump and not come back down for about 30 seconds.

[Princess Dagger]

219. When you start calling moles moogles.

[Twilight Edge]

220.When you think that Zidane is actually related to Zinedane Zidane.

[Llanowar]

221. When you have read 220 ways to know that you have played too much FFIX and can relate to EACH AND EVERY ONE!!!

[Twilight Edge]

222.When you write the two hundredth and twenty second way on this thread.
223.When you try to take a closer look at Vivi's face.
224.When you get a stick and try to cast magic with it.
225.When you think that Zidane is cool instead of cute.

[Bart's Friend Milhouse]

220.When you think that Zidane is actually related to Zinedane Zidane.

:D this relationship between name only occured to me the very first time I heard of it.

[Twilight Edge]

So do I...

P.S:For those who don't know who Zinedane Zidane is,he is a football star.

[The Fat Bioware Nerd]

When you ask your friends : "Do you guys think it would be cool if you were born with a monkey tail?"

[Quindiana Jones]

I think it'd be cool to have a monkey tail. So useful. You've all seen Zidane dodge Steiner's pathetic punches on the cargo ship with his tail.

226. When your bed has a permanent indentation of your gluteus maximus in it, from your non-stop playing.

[The Fat Bioware Nerd]

When you buy the Final Fantasy IX soundtrack and listen to it in your car.

[Vivisteiner]

228. When you start teaching fat people to run better expecting prizes from them.
229. If you find two girls and get them to use a skipping rope for you.
230. When you eat frogs, expecting a prize from someone.
231. When you bet ridiculous amounts of money against freaky lookin triplets.
232. You walk around with an overgrown chicken screaming kweh.
233. You take up excavating, and do not stop until you find a moogle
234. Finally: When you die your last words are "does anyone know the code to play blackjack?"

[The Fat Bioware Nerd]

When you look up at the sky expecting to find an Airship.

[Twilight Edge]

235.When you cut off a rat tail and attach it permanently to your gluteus maximus.

[Fatal Impurity]

236. when you decide to remake FF9 just so you can perv over garnet in lovely ps2 graphics with the excuse that your "recapturing" your youth...

[The Fat Bioware Nerd]

When you're talking to your girlfriend and you accidentally call her Garnet.

[Twilight Edge]

237.When you see a rat couple and think they are Freya and Fratley.

[The Fat Bioware Nerd]

When you call pennies,nickels,dimes,and quarters gil.

[Waveth]

238. When you try to wake you're father and beat him to a pulp then when he gives up, you ask him to smith both of mommy's diamond rings

239:When you ask you're friends if they want to sneak into a play.

240:When you kill a girls mother and blame it on a dragonfly

241:When You ask you're girlfriend if you can call her dagger then explain the types of swords.

242: When you call you're little brother "master vivi"

243: when you call you're teacher or doctor, Tootsie.

244: When you give you're black cat a diamond everytime it comes near you and raises its paw, then run away .

245: When you Dance everytime you beat someone up.

246: When you try to Breathe underwater.

247: When you kill you're friends and eat them and say "taste bad"

248: When you go to the market and ask for some gyashel pickles.

249: When you paint your body 100% black wear Yellow Glow in the dark Contact lenses, Where a witches hat, Round shoes, baggy blue and white striped pants, and a formal blue T-shirt with you're grandpa's cane walking around bumping into people saying "sorry"

250: When you Squish A lot of bug juices together in a cup and hand it to people saying "Want some oglop juice?"

[Quindiana Jones]

John, you notice how everyone's ignoring what you've written. It's because they're trying to keep the thing getting confused BY PUTTING NUMBERS NEXT TO THEIR POSTS. It's quite simple really...

251. When you cut your hair with a knife that's half the length of your arm.

[abel]

i hope this hasnt already been posted......hehe

253. when u dress up as vivi and try and skip a 100 times.

254. When u talk to EVERYONE in the street expectin to get an answer.

255. When u race a fat hippo boy and hope to get cards of his mum.

[The Fat Bioware Nerd]

John, you notice how everyone's ignoring what you've written. It's because they're trying to keep the thing getting confused BY PUTTING NUMBERS NEXT TO THEIR POSTS. It's quite simple really...

251. When you cut your hair with a knife that's half the length of your arm.


Yeah I know but I've lost count I've never been good with numbers.

[Quindiana Jones]

Ha. Funny.
You don't know that 7 is after 6, and 8 is after 7? Cool, you've got the intelligence to be President of America! ;)

Anyhoo.
256. When you blow up Greenland, expecting to be able to dive REALLY deep into the water whilst riding a chicken and get a weapon.
257. Actually, just when you blow up Greenland.

[The Fat Bioware Nerd]

Ha. Funny.
You don't know that 7 is after 6, and 8 is after 7? Cool, you've got the intelligence to be President of America! ;)

Anyhoo.
256. When you blow up Greenland, expecting to be able to dive REALLY deep into the water whilst riding a chicken and get a weapon.
257. Actually, just when you blow up Greenland.


I was just joking around I didn't think numbering my posts was important.

[Quindiana Jones]

Yeah I know hehe. So was I. No worries, but it is. Just stops people getting confused.

258. When you actually try talking to a mother hippo and her baby. (end result: :skull:)

[The Fat Bioware Nerd]

259. When you fantasize about having a girlfriend who is half human and half rat.:D

[Twilight Edge]

260.When you fantasize about having a girlfriend who has a horn on her head.

[Quindiana Jones]

261. When you have a girlfriend who is half-human half-rat, and also has a horn on her head.
262. When you mutilate your girlfriend to make her half-human half-rat with a horn on her head.
263. When you ARE the girlfriend, and ask your boyfriend to mutilate you to make you half-human half-rat with a horn on your head.
264. Anything else to do with relationships and rats etc. hehe

260.When you fantasize about having a girlfriend who has a horn on her head. That's Eiko...who's 6 sooo...
265. When you have a girlfriend who's 6. Unless you're also around that age...awww...

[The Fat Bioware Nerd]

266. When you fantasize about having an Airship.

[~SapphireStar~]

267: You go to cosplays dressed up like Quina.

[Holy Lancer]

268. When you go to the zoo with a saw, cut off a monkey's tail and attach it to your rear end!!!

[mooglebunni608]

269; when you build an airship that runs on mist but then can't fly it because there isn't any mist left :P

[Twilight Edge]

270.When you name your airship in your wife/girlfriend's name.

[The Fat Bioware Nerd]

271. When you fantasize about Square Enix putting Final Fantasy IX characters in the next Kingdom Hearts video game.

[Twilight Edge]

272.When you try to heal yourself by casting cure with a wooden stick.

[The Fat Bioware Nerd]

273. When you fantasize about having a Princess as a girlfriend.:D

[Ace14]

274.When you have five copies all the disks .

[Twilight Edge]

275.When you can actually read the Terra runes by looking at the runes and not Zidane's words.

[Bart's Friend Milhouse]

276. when your controller has shaped down to fit your grip due to constant overuse.:bored:
277. when wires are hanging out of your controler due to constant persistence
278. when your controller is a pile of dust on the floor

[The Fat Bioware Nerd]

279. When you fantasize about Square Enix making a Final Fantasy IX-2 video game.

[Ace14]

280.When you memorized every word all the characters are going to say through out the whole game.
281.When you buy a black robe and expect to do flare.
282.When you get a stick and then try to light your enemies on fire.
283.When you bulid a real airship that looks exactly like the invincible.
284.After trying to cast fire with a stick and it doesn't work you try thundara.:D

[mooglebunni608]

285; when you actually manage to cast thundara.... on your dog/cat (oops :D)

[Quindiana Jones]

286. When you claim to have met every single charater (main and...un-main) from FF9 in real life.
287. When you learn voodoo magic just so you can sucked into your TV....ooh creepy...

[Twilight Edge]

288.When you see a red snake and think that it is Maliris.
289.When you see a jellyfish and think that it is Kraken.
290.When you see a complete human skeleton structure and think that it is Lich.

[_yeojina_]

291. When you see Terra in your backyard with floating harp music coming from nowhere.*

[Ace14]

292.When you hear the music Dagger heard during the "Final Judgment" in your house.

[Quindiana Jones]

293. When you start repeating the same things with small changes, just to make this list bigger (not aimed at anyone).
294. When you start making up things that are completely ridiculous just so you can reach 300.
295. When you get 100, kind of get 200, and *see above*
296. When you drop highly-explosive bombs on parts of the world, just to make it shaped like Gaia (see? ridiculous.)
297. When you steal loads of monkeys from a zoo, dress them up, and pretend you're Garland.
298. When you buy every single piece of FF9 merchandise, help books etc
299. When you start getting really excited because you're about to get to 300.
300. WHEN YOU CELEBRATE GETTING TO 300!!!! WOOOOOHOOO!

....yes ok. I will go and punish myself.

[Ace14]

301.Re-name yourself one of the characters.
302.When your strolling through a forest and you see the Ragtime Mouse.

[Twilight Edge]

303.When you name your bird"The Sly Eagle".
304.When you see a cute little puppy with a red spot on it's head and think that it's Carbuncle.
305.When you damn yourself seeing someone else beating you to 300(damns myself again).

[Quindiana Jones]

Mwuahahha! I have (kind of) made it to all the hundreds so far! Mwuahahaha!

306. When you laugh at Draco for not getting to 300. HAHA! :D

[Garnet_Girl]

307. When buy a ruby and try to call your pet rabbit with it
308. When you start a family tradition of naming all the daughters the same thing for 17 generations
309. When Dagger is your role model
310. When you have a nickname that is a type of weapon
311. When you declare the ugly, obese, green-skinned kid in your class queen
312. When you ARE the ugly, obese, green-skinned kid in your class from doing nothing but play FF9 :D
313. When you are 6 and get a crush on a guy with a tail
314. When you go walking through forests so you can give spirits stuff to get other stuff
315. Whenever you see a chicken farm, you go and ask to play Chocobo Hot & Cold

[Eiko Guy]

307. when youre two years older but dont remember a thing

[Twilight Edge]

316.When you try to blast Pure Quin into oblivion with Grand Lethal for laughing at you for not reaching 300.

[Quindiana Jones]

Haha. That's good.
I notice that this isn't actually "When you've been playing FF9 for too long...", it's more "Let's repeat stuff that happens in the game, and make it sound realistic". I think we should all be more original with our ideas. Try reading the first pages. Yummy yummy ideas there.

Anyhoo.
317. When you sit at your pc 24/7, waiting for someone to post "399." so you can steal 400 before Draco!! Gwahahaha!
318. When you name a date of the year "Final Fantasy Nine Appreciation Day" and demand a minute's silence by your friends in respect for it's awesomeness.

[Garnet_Girl]

Haha. That's good.
I notice that this isn't actually "When you've been playing FF9 for too long...", it's more "Let's repeat stuff that happens in the game, and make it sound realistic". I think we should all be more original with our ideas. Try reading the first pages. Yummy yummy ideas there.

Anyhoo.
317. When you sit at your pc 24/7, waiting for someone to post "399." so you can steal 400 before Draco!! Gwahahaha!
318. When you name a date of the year "Final Fantasy Nine Appreciation Day" and demand a minute's silence by your friends in respect for it's awesomeness.

That's disrespectful to mac users *sniff* :cry:

319. When because you've been playing for 10 weeks straight, your deliria (Is that a word?) makes you believe that Zidane looks like a girl.

[Ace14]

320. When you start from 320 and go all the way to 400 by posting things that you are and do.:D

[The Fat Bioware Nerd]

321. When you dress up as a Final Fantasy IX character on Halloween.

[Ace14]

322.When you dress a Final Fantasy IX character every day.

[Twilight Edge]

323.When you run out of breath and say"Fatigue rears it's ugly head."

[Ace14]

Umm actually you're number 323.

[Twilight Edge]

Oh...my apologies.

324.When you kick the ground and say"Dammit!"every time you get pissed off.
325.When you try to grow your canine tooth until it's as long as Marcus'.

[Vivi123]

8. Every time it rains, you say "I find this rain quite pleasant. It feels as though raindrops are blessing our victory..."

Ummm I say that. I probably broke a few others as well.
14. When you start dreaming about FF (guity)
15. When you start talking incessantly about FF to your mates (if you have any left).
16. When you start posting on EoFF about this...

[Bart's Friend Milhouse]

326. when you do this
http://www.sachsreport.com/yawn.jpg

[Twilight Edge]

327.When you make a pig wear a clown's nose and attach a cherry to it's head.
328.When you like oglops.
329.When you try to walk in a hunchback motion like Amarant.
330.When you say "Gwok!"between words.

[The Fat Bioware Nerd]

331. When you've completed every sidequest that Final Fantasy IX has to offer.:cool:

332. When Eiko gets on your nerves so much that you decide to write an anti-Eiko fanfiction story.

333. When you try to imagine what the characters of Final Fantasy IX would sound like if the game had voice overs.:confused:

334. When you wonder why the concept artists never gave Zidane a sword...Because swords are way cooler than daggers.:mad2:

[Darth Cid]

335. Then you realize Zidane's other choice of weapon, a Double Lance is cooler than any sword, because it's like Darth Maul's double sided light saber.

336. When you take offense, to those trying to perv up FFIX. >_>

337. When you post this. (http://forums.eyesonff.com/showthread.php?t=81443)

338. When you can every dennounce perv theory

339. when you have came up with seven sequels spanning over the past five going on six years FFIX was made, five side stories of the other characters, one prequel about Garnet a few days after being adopted by the Alexandrian Royal Family, and an inbetweenquel about the things Zidane had to do to get back to the Mist Continent to reunite with Garnet.

340. When you decide, "To Hell, with the hair growth issue, it took four weeks for Zidane to get back to Garnet."

[Quindiana Jones]

327. When you post this. (http://forums.eyesonff.com/showthread.php?t=81443)

Haha. Nice and subtle there Z&D ;)

[The Fat Bioware Nerd]

341. When you sing the song "Melodies of Life" in the shower.(I never actually sang "Melodies Of Life" in the shower though because I have a horrid singing voice.:D )

342. When you wish that the love story in Final Fantasy IX had more development.(Now I'm not bashing Final Fantasy IX but I think the love story could have been better that's just my opinion.)

343. When you hear someone sneeze and you think that it's Baku.

344. When you feel like playing jump rope after you're done playing Final
Fantasy IX.

[Ace14]

345. When you memorize all the words to "Melodies of Life."

[The Fat Bioware Nerd]

346. When you're walking down the street and you challenge the first pedestrian you see to a card game.

[Darth Cid]

342. When you wish that the love story in Final Fantasy IX had more development.(Now I'm not bashing Final Fantasy IX but I think the love story could have been better that's just my opinion.)


347. When you completely and throughly disargee with reason 342 and you're convinced Z&G is the most believable love story in the series.

Zidane: I mean no offense but what do you mean? This is not meant as a bash or flame or anything but, the love story in FFIX was the most developed love story in the series. I can't sway your opinion but read through the first post of "Stop Whining!" and you see it from our point-of-view. We give a detailed analysis on how the ZidanexGarnet developed. ...Hmm, John, should we start a thread and debate?

[The Fat Bioware Nerd]

342. When you wish that the love story in Final Fantasy IX had more development.(Now I'm not bashing Final Fantasy IX but I think the love story could have been better that's just my opinion.)


347. When you completely and throughly disargee with reason 342 and you're convinced Z&G is the most believable love story in the series.

Zidane: I mean no offense but what do you mean? This is not meant as a bash or flame or anything but, the love story in FFIX was the most developed love story in the series. I can't sway your opinion but read through the first post of "Stop Whining!" and you see it from our point-of-view. We give a detailed analysis on how the ZidanexGarnet developed. ...Hmm, John, should we start a thread and debate?

None taken. I just think that Square Enix should have added a few things to the love story. I think they should have shown Garnet's reaction to when Zidane was presumed dead. I also think that they should have released Final Fantasy IX on the Playstation 2 because then the game would've had voice overs. That would have made the scene where Zidane accidentally grabbed Garnet's butt even funnier. It would've made the ending less confusing too because I don't know about you guys but...I didn't know who the hell was talking before the ending CG cut scene. A lot of people say that it was Vivi and that he died at the end of the game...but some people argue and say that he didn't die. But once again this is just my opinion. And it doesn't really matter anymore since it's in the past nobody can do anything about it now.

[Darth Cid]

Zidane: Butt, he accidently grabbed her butt. Personally, I think it shouldn't have taken as long as Square portrays for Z&G to reunite. I think a few weeks would have been long enough for everyone to think Zidane dead and he suddenly reappears. Yeah, It was Vivi, and the speech was his good byes.

EDIT- Phew, you edited your post, I thought I was gonna have to start a thread there saying "when did this happen?" LOL

348. When you can correct anything someone comments on in FFIX.

[The Fat Bioware Nerd]

Zidane: Butt, he accidently grabbed her butt. Personally, I think it shouldn't have taken as long as Square portrays for Z&G to reunite. I think a few weeks would have been long enough for everyone to think Zidane dead and he suddenly reappears. Yeah, It was Vivi, and the speech was his good byes.

EDIT- Phew, you edited your post, I thought I was gonna have to start a thread there saying "when did this happen?" LOL

348. When you can correct anything someone comments on in FFIX.

Really? I could have sworn I saw Zidane grab Garnet's breast but...If you say so.LOL!!!:D

349. When you think that Final Fantasy IX deserves to have a cartoon series.:D

[Darth Cid]

Zidane: Butt, he accidently grabbed her butt. Personally, I think it shouldn't have taken as long as Square portrays for Z&G to reunite. I think a few weeks would have been long enough for everyone to think Zidane dead and he suddenly reappears. Yeah, It was Vivi, and the speech was his good byes.

EDIT- Phew, you edited your post, I thought I was gonna have to start a thread there saying "when did this happen?" LOL

348. When you can correct anything someone comments on in FFIX.

Really? I could have sworn I saw Zidane grab Garnet's breast but...If you say so.LOL!!!:D

349. When you think that Final Fantasy IX deserves to have a cartoon series.:D

Zidane: No it was her butt, when they were climbing the cargo ship ladder. Remember? I don't want to have to locate a screenshot.

350. When you can properly remember that scene.

[The Fat Bioware Nerd]

Zidane: Butt, he accidently grabbed her butt. Personally, I think it shouldn't have taken as long as Square portrays for Z&G to reunite. I think a few weeks would have been long enough for everyone to think Zidane dead and he suddenly reappears. Yeah, It was Vivi, and the speech was his good byes.

EDIT- Phew, you edited your post, I thought I was gonna have to start a thread there saying "when did this happen?" LOL

348. When you can correct anything someone comments on in FFIX.

Really? I could have sworn I saw Zidane grab Garnet's breast but...If you say so.LOL!!!:D

349. When you think that Final Fantasy IX deserves to have a cartoon series.:D

Zidane: No it was her butt, when they were climbing the cargo ship ladder. Remember? I don't want to have to locate a screenshot.

350. When you can properly remember that scene.

My memory of that scene is somewhat blurry considering that I sold my copy of Final Fantasy IX last summer because I needed some money.

351. When you play the sword battle over and over again until you have impressed 100 nobles.

[Darth Cid]

352. http://www.ffcompendium.com/misc/soft9.jpg Booyah!

[The Fat Bioware Nerd]

353. When you bleach your hair and a monkey tail blond then you attach the monkey tail to your ass in a attempt to look like Zidane.:D

[Darth Cid]

354. when you crossdress and call yourself Kuja...:mad:

[The Fat Bioware Nerd]

355. When you wear Knight armor plates and you call yourself Stiener.:choc2:

[Llanowar]

356. When you make a tape recording of Voiceovers with your friends and play it as you play FFIX

[The Fat Bioware Nerd]

357. When you go to a bar & grill and say..."Yo Pops! I'll have the stupid special!"LOL:D

[Quindiana Jones]

I reckon that would work in some places.

[Vivi123]

358. When you start a form like this.
359. When you start dressing like Vivi.:D

[Gh["]sT]

360. when you see all of the ff9 players on your shoulders telling you to go burn down your next doors house :D

[The Fat Bioware Nerd]

361. When you try to draw a non-chibi version of Princess Garnet.

[Twilight Edge]

362.When you sucessfully drew a non-chibi version of Princess Garnet.

[The Fat Bioware Nerd]

363. When you take a shovel and begin digging in your backyard because you assume that there's buried treasure it in.

[Darth Cid]

Zidane: For the record, I've seen chibi verisons of FFIX characters, and the game does not portray chibis, that's how they ARE suppoed to look, real life non-chibi verison, if you want I can post the chibi verisons.

[The Fat Bioware Nerd]

Zidane: For the record, I've seen chibi verisons of FFIX characters, and the game does not portray chibis, that's how they ARE suppoed to look, real life non-chibi verison, if you want I can post the chibi verisons.

What I meant to say is more realistic you see a lot of people think the character design in IX was unrealistic. I've read a post on a message board that said..."Garnet looks like a 12-year-old with a water melon head."

[Darth Cid]

Zidane: The look of youth is the look of innocence, my friend, and that's what they were trying to capture.

364. When you play a flute outside and expect a moogle to come and ask if you want to save your game.

[The Fat Bioware Nerd]

365. When you try to draw a Final Fantasy IX comic strip.:choc:

[Darth Cid]

366. When you think the post above is just plain wrong.

Zidane: No offense, FFIX doujs never work out good.

[Twilight Edge]

367.When you're totally guilty of 365.

[Darth Cid]

368. When you agree the person who posted with 367, but still thinks it's wrong. (no offense)

[The Fat Bioware Nerd]

368. When you agree the person who posted with 367, but still thinks it's wrong. (no offense)

None taken. But how is drawing a comic strip wrong?:confused:

[Darth Cid]

Zidane: FFIX fan comics just never work out good IMHO.

[Twilight Edge]

Sez who?

[Darth Cid]

Zidane: Notice I said, IMHO, IHMO = In My Humble Opinion

[The Fat Bioware Nerd]

369. When you make a FFIX character out of clay during art class.

370. When you wish that there was a Final Fantasy IX coloring book.

[???]

371.When you try to find the meaning for your exsistance
372.When you search the world for a man called garland
373.when you hate all your friends start walking away from them (limping)wilst listning to Your not alone on your mp3 player
374.when you know all the track number of by haert e.g.e you are not alone no 91

[The Fat Bioware Nerd]

375. When you wish that Lego would license Final Fantasy IX.:(

376. When you listen to Final Fantasy IX music on your CD player while you're playing another video game.

[Twilight Edge]

377.When you listen to You're Not Alone whenever you're lonely(guilty).

[The Fat Bioware Nerd]

378. When you buy a Final Fantasy IX t-shirt.

379. When you try to play the FFIX battle theme song on an electric guitar.

380. When you try to play "Melodies of Life" on an acoustic guitar.

[Twilight Edge]

381.When you defeat Maksim's piano-playing speed by playing Eternal Darkness.
382.When you try to kill a pepper.
383.When you sucessfully killed a pepper.
384.When you go out to sea with the dead pepper.
385.You name the dead pepper---dead pepper.
386.You try to find shimmering island.
387.When you realised you need a chocobo to go there you went back to land.
388.When you start to breed a yellow ostrich.
389.When you suceessfully breed a yellow ostrich.
390.When you teach the ostrich to play chocobo hot & cold.
391.When you teach the ostrich to find chocographs.
392.When you actually found chocographs.
393.When you go back out to sea riding the ostrich.
394.When you call the ostrich a chocobo.
395.when you found Shimmering Island.
396.When you throw the dead pepper into the island.
397.When you actually got Ultima Weapon.
398.You're waiting for 400.
399.When you anticipate for 400.
400.WHEN YOU FINALLY BEAT PURE QUIN14 TO 400!YYYYYEEEEEAAAAAHHHHH!!!!!
Soimeone post 401 before he quotes me!

[The Fat Bioware Nerd]

401. When you wish that you had a girlfriend named Garnet.LOL!!!:D

[Twilight Edge]

402.When you wished you had a sister named Eiko.

[Darth Cid]

402. When you have a girlfriend wife named Garnet. *Zidane assumes RKO pose*

403. When you have a husband named Zidane. *Garnet bows*

[The Fat Bioware Nerd]

404. When you write a Final Fantasy IX fanfiction story where the genders of the male and female leads are reversed.(Zidane is a girl Thief and her name is Zelda-And Garnet is a Prince named Garfield-Their roles are reversed too Garnet*Garfield* flirts with Zidane*Zelda*-And Zidane*Zelda* pushes Garnet*Garfield* away-Note : There Z&G I've made the characters act their gender!-)LOL!!!:D

[Rostum]

405. When you look up FFIX hentai.

[Quindiana Jones]

381.When you defeat Maksim's piano-playing speed by playing Eternal Darkness.
382.When you try to kill a pepper.
383.When you sucessfully killed a pepper.
384.When you go out to sea with the dead pepper.
385.You name the dead pepper---dead pepper.
386.You try to find shimmering island.
387.When you realised you need a chocobo to go there you went back to land.
388.When you start to breed a yellow ostrich.
389.When you suceessfully breed a yellow ostrich.
390.When you teach the ostrich to play chocobo hot & cold.
391.When you teach the ostrich to find chocographs.
392.When you actually found chocographs.
393.When you go back out to sea riding the ostrich.
394.When you call the ostrich a chocobo.
395.when you found Shimmering Island.
396.When you throw the dead pepper into the island.
397.When you actually got Ultima Weapon.
398.You're waiting for 400.
399.When you anticipate for 400.
400.WHEN YOU FINALLY BEAT PURE QUIN14 TO 400!YYYYYEEEEEAAAAAHHHHH!!!!!
Soimeone post 401 before he quotes me!

I don't think that most of them are acceptable ;)
For example, 398 and 399. They don't count as "You know you've played too much FF9 when...".
In fact, most of them count as the same number, you just made every little bit into a different number just to beat me. And once again, finding something to correct or moan about has given me 400. Don't you just love it? :D:D:D

[Gh["]sT]

406. when you get married to the cd's and hope to make little babie cd's :p

[Quindiana Jones]

Now that would be creepy...

[Bart's Friend Milhouse]

I don't think that most of them are acceptable ;)
For example, 398 and 399. They don't count as "You know you've played too much FF9 when...".
In fact, most of them count as the same number, you just made every little bit into a different number just to beat me. And once again, finding something to correct or moan about has given me 400. Don't you just love it? :D:D:D

407. when you worked up and make complaints like this

[Darth Cid]

404. When you write a Final Fantasy IX fanfiction story where the genders of the male and female leads are reversed.(Zidane is a girl Thief and her name is Zelda-And Garnet is a Prince named Garfield-Their roles are reversed too Garnet*Garfield* flirts with Zidane*Zelda*-And Zidane*Zelda* pushes Garnet*Garfield* away-Note : There Z&G I've made the characters act their gender!-)LOL!!!:D

Zidane: That's wrong...why would you want to do that?

[Twilight Edge]

408.When you forgot to tell Pure Quin14 that he does not technically reached 400 because there's already others after it.

[The Fat Bioware Nerd]

404. When you write a Final Fantasy IX fanfiction story where the genders of the male and female leads are reversed.(Zidane is a girl Thief and her name is Zelda-And Garnet is a Prince named Garfield-Their roles are reversed too Garnet*Garfield* flirts with Zidane*Zelda*-And Zidane*Zelda* pushes Garnet*Garfield* away-Note : There Z&G I've made the characters act their gender!-)LOL!!!:D

Zidane: That's wrong...why would you want to do that?

Why not?LOL!!!:D

[Darth Cid]

Zidane: It just is, even I can't come up with a good reason why. And I finally decided to say this...


405. When you look up FFIX hentai.

Zidane: No offense, but anyone who looks up Hentai for any game has NO right to call themselves fans of that game.

[Twilight Edge]

Zidane: It just is, even I can't come up with a good reason why. And I finally decided to say this...


405. When you look up FFIX hentai.

Zidane: No offense, but anyone who looks up Hentai for any game has NO right to call themselves fans of that game.

TOTALLY AGREED.

[Ace14]

409. When you re-name your self Zidane/Garnet and force your wife/husband Zidane/Garnet and have 6 kids and name them all the charcters.

[Eiko Guy]

410. when you know what monster you are about to fight before the screen even changes
411. when you know all monsters stats and right when they die
412. when you know if you are about to steal the rare item or the common one
413. when you know all monsters stats by heart
414. when you dont 4 yrs of your life but know you wasted a lot of visine

[Quindiana Jones]

I'm too lazy to quote so mobiletype and OD, I'm happy just having all the hundreds under my name. But I guess that is cruel to OD who wants them too. Ah well, I got 100 and 200, you can have 3 and 4 :D


Race you to 5 ;)

[Twilight Edge]

I'm too lazy to quote so mobiletype and OD, I'm happy just having all the hundreds under my name. But I guess that is cruel to OD who wants them too. Ah well, I got 100 and 200, you can have 3 and 4 :D


Race you to 5 ;)

YOU'RE ON.

[Quindiana Jones]

415. When you're racing someone to 500.
416. When you go and play FF9 again just to get loads of ideas to get you to 500 (hmm...not a bad idea...)
417. When you travel the world in search of a rat.
418. When you manage to find 19 things to put, just to get you to 400.
419. When you quote that persons 19 things, just so you can have 400 too.
420. When you prepare to get every number from 450 to 500, just to beat someone to it.

80 left.

[Ace14]

421. When You get excited over any number you post on.
422. When dream of stopping an insane guy in a thong from destroying the world and you're traveling with all the characters and you have a tail.

[Quindiana Jones]

I'd say number 422 would be pretty fun myself. Exciting too. :D

[Twilight Edge]

423.When you do a 416 to race someone else to 500.