A spam thread

[Brian The Pink Shark]

dont judge a thread by it's title, what i want to know is what type of spam you get in your email inboxes, i dont read my emails sas i get to much :( :choc:

[boris no no]

mainly from things i dont want - saw rammstein at notts arena, so i keep getting emails about Blue :S
and ebay things ;[

[Rainecloud]

Cartoon pornography at work (my Boss' e-mail address).

Absolutely nothing in my Hotmail inbox (surprisingly).

[Zeldy]

I get Junk emails from random things.
My friends also send me all these "OPEN THIS NOW, SEND IT TO 15 PEOPLE!1111!!" -______-;

[eestlinc]

I keep getting these prescription medication spam emails at work.

[Old Manus]

About 2-3 porn ones a day

Not that frustrating really :joey:

[KuRt]

hotmail staff spams me all the time so i answer them like: "screw you, Leave me alone, stop spamming me, I´ll call the police"
hopefully they´ll stop :/

[Old Manus]

It's impossible to block Hotmail Staff :cry:

[Social Moon Firesky]

My friends also send me all these "OPEN THIS NOW, SEND IT TO 15 PEOPLE!1111!!" -______-;

Sowwies...*Huggles*

My Yahoo account has come under fire from some pyramid scheme e-mails lately, which I just delete. Also, for about four months now, I've been getting e-mails from Ebay and PayPal telling me that my account will be suspended. I mean, WTF? I don't even have an account with either of those sites...:confused:

[Little Miss Awesome]

I get all these ones what are like "JOIN ME ON BEBO/WAYNE/FRIENDS DATABASE" or ones like
"THIS GURL ASKED HER BOYFRIEND OV SEVEN YEARS IF SHE WUZ PRETTY, HE SED NO UR BEATIFL. THT NITE THE BOY DIED. SEND THIS TO 15 PEOPLE OR HE WILL KILL YOU. IF YOU SNED IT TO 24 PPL TH LOVE OF YOUR LIFE WILL RING YOU OR MSN U AT 9.45 TONIGHT! SEND SNED SEND"
They annoy me so much :p

[Samuraid]

Not much that doesn't get spamassassin'd! before it reaches the inbox.

[Yamaneko]

Sometimes I get spam from myself.

[Alive-Cat]

I get like random emails from this person who keeps asking me to "Be her friend" or something on some site...One time I deleted the email, as soon as I did that, the same person sent exactly the same email, like some kind of sick FREAK!

[bipper]

It's impossible to block Hotmail Staff :cry:
Just don't use it. :p

[Zeldy]

Sowwies...*Huggles*

My Yahoo account has come under fire from some pyramid scheme e-mails lately, which I just delete. Also, for about four months now, I've been getting e-mails from Ebay and PayPal telling me that my account will be suspended. I mean, WTF? I don't even have an account with either of those sites...:confused:
Oh! Its ok, Kitty!
My school friends send me a zillion, you only send 1 or 2.
Im just being an old fuddy duddy. *huggles*

[Anaisa]

I always get ones saying ive won prizes. If they consider junk mail to be a prize then I have. Also even if you look at what they actually say when they ask you for your address to mail you your prize they always ask for a zip code and they give you no alternative to enter a postcode.

[Resha]

They keep asking me to make my male genital bigger, but screw them, I don't have one! :mad2:

[Shiny]

I get spam from sites that apparently want to make my non-existant penis bigger.

[Haunted]

i get a lot of ones about medication, penis enlargements and a lot of porn (about 10 spam e-mails a day)

[Traitorfish]

<!--SPAM SPAM SPAM SPAM; SPAM SPAM SPAM SPAM! SPAM, WONDERFUL SPAM!-->

Don't post stuff like this.

~Void

[Jess]

"Join me on Bebo/Faceparty/Wayn/Myspace" - I get about 10 of these a week. :(

[Shoden]

Some gay little thing called "Bebo" I get emails from contacts inviting me every day, I'm sick of it.

[rubah]

Tagboard bot!spam.

[Faris]

People trying to sell me cond-- crap.

[Rusty]

I get the male genital bigger spam. Also I used to get those 'Hi I'm so and so, I've inherited 15 000 000 000, can we have you bank account details and so forth'.

The forward e-mails you get that say 'Send this to 15 friends and your crush will ring you tonight at 9:00!' annoy me. I get a few of those as well.

[Skarr]

The usual 3 inch growth spam...I never read em though...well this one time :cry: . I was curious!! Then I was never curious again...

[MysticD]

Sometimes I get spam from myself.

[Destai]

Mostly male stuff enlargements but I got one reading "subject:Message will not send, Im sorry it just isnt working

Its all to much pressure, I cant handle this, just give me sometime alone"

which I thought was pretty funny.

[Xaven]

I rarely get spam at Yahoo. But, whenever I do, it's always Knowlege News or eTunes.

Edit: Wait, at my alternate e-mail account, I got tons of porn, music, 'male-enhancement', free money, and all that crap. vv

[Miriel]

I get spam emails from my school. MY SCHOOL. How messed up is that?

[Shlup]

My mailbox filters hundreds of spam mail a day to my bulk mail folder so I don't see most of it, but once in a while something slips through. Usually those "hello i am a prince from istrabekistan and i need to give you mucho big monies becuse my father is going to kill me for my birthday" ones.

[Dignified Pauper]

I hacked Schlup's email. Apparently, someone wants to make her penis three times larger.


Me... I don't get spam e-mail. I read them all because all have legitimate content.

[Primus Inter Pares]

Constant love letters from Kyono, rubah and LMA but that's about it, every 2 days or so I clear 300 emails of LJ comments and PM notifictations from EoFF.

Hotmail doesn't seem to get any spam anymore, even in the junk folders.

[Monster Hunt]

meow!
what? it IS a spam thread!

[RSL]

I don't get to much spam in my gmail account. My old email address was nothing but spam. I bet if I check it now there are over 1000 spam emails in my inbox. I hope no one tries to legitimately reach me via that address as I'll never see it.

My gmail is 99% EoFF reported posts. Some of them are pretty spammy, I guess.