Boooobies?

[Spiffing Cheese]

Do you find it odd that the exposure of breasts on television, in magazines and in public - such as in a swimming area, for example - is considered rude and bad and is prohibited, but if a particularly... overweight male... has... 'man boobs', nobody minds or complains? Even if the male's 'breasts' are larger than that of a female? I'm sorry if anyone takes offense at this, I just find it rather strange! :choc2:

[GooeyToast]

No, I find it rather odd when I see a swimmer with tentacles extending out of their bottoms

[Dreddz]

lol, Im ashamed to agree .......

[Miriel]

I know people who complain about man boobs.

[Brian The Pink Shark]

i dont see why woman's breatst are considered so rude in the first place, men have them too, just sorta different and useless :choc:

[Maxico]

Aww, I was expecting the traditional boobie pun (as in the bird) thread.

[Spiffing Cheese]

They're also a lot more amusing, Squinn. :love:

[Rye]

I complain about man boobs. I don't particularly like seeing what GooeyToast mentioned either. Speedos are a no-no.

[Miriel]

They're not considered rude at all. At least, no one I know considers breasts to be impolite. In fact, I do believe that certain people actually revere breasts.

[Spiffing Cheese]

Well, that's not what I meant. The breasts themselves aren't considered rude, but flashing them in public is. Er... right? :rolleyes2

[DK]

I complain about man boobs.

You are a dirty liar. The only complaints you ever made about man boobs was you moaning about not being able to get your hands on a certain persons lucious rack. :rolleyes2

[Zeldy]

YNGVE HAS NO BOOBIES

[Rye]

You are a dirty liar. The only complaints you ever made about man boobs was you moaning about not being able to get your hands on a certain persons lucious rack. :rolleyes2

No, I complained that YOU wouldn't stop moaning about their lucious rack. ;_________; I don't need to know your sick fantasies, Chester Dannington!

[DK]

Now now, Jesster. No lies. I have chatlogs and screenshots of PM's to back up what I say. You love those boobies so much you saved the picture on your PC and show it to everyone you can. Don't lie to me. Everyone knows your sick little fetish. ADMIT THE TRUTH

[Rye]

... Your Mom admits the truth. ;______;

[DK]

Yes, your fetish is so bad even my mom knows about it. She often asks me, "Does that Jesster girl still have a fasination with those man boobs? How strange of her."

You need therapy. :( It's not healthy!

[Christmas]

But you dun expect the overweight man to wear a bikini in the swimming area would you...

[Miriel]

Well...there is such a thing as a man bra.

[Yew-Yevon]

:barf:

[Rye]

Yes, your fetish is so bad even my mom knows about it. She often asks me, "Does that Jesster girl still have a fasination with those man boobs? How strange of her."

You need therapy. :( It's not healthy!

Do not. ;_____; Stop spreading SLANDER, emo kid. Just because kids picked on you in High School doesn't mean you can empty your dark hallow emo heart's anger and angst on to people. xD

[Christmas]

Well...there is such a thing as a man bra.

I don't think it will be nice to wear this in swimming areas....I guess a swimming suit will work fine....

[DK]

My heart is happy and joyful. It doesn't have to have the burden of having such a sick fetish on it like yours does, Jesster Bennington. Again, don't make me break out the proof. 0:}

[Lindy]

*quip*

*counter-quip*
Why can't you two just "fall in love" and then break each other's hearts over the internet already?

You may as well get it over with.

[ZeZipster]

You had to get my hopes up. I see a thread about boobs and it's about man boobs... This is by far the most disappointing thread ever.

[DK]

And give her even more reason to emo all over the place? You must be joking. :irked:

[Rye]

Naw, I'm just joking around since Dan is my friend. :p And plus, I have a boyfriend and Dan's girlfriend is Morgy.

[Lindy]

Yeah, you say that now, but I can see the future.

It's black, like your hearts.

[DK]

Don't start her. She'll whip out her "Poe Try" if she gets any worse. :{

[Leeza]

Take it to IM, you two. :cat:

[Primus Inter Pares]

YNGVE HAS NO BOOBIES
;____________;

Why was I expecting this?

[rubah]

I say it's because when men made the societal laws concerning boobage in public, they didn't admit that men's boobs turned them on. It was only correct to acknowledge that women's breasts were sex objects, and so they were stowed away beneath layers and layers of cloth.

[Yamaneko]

The bro.

[Anaisa]

Men should not be allowed to flash there saggy breasts in public places. But they should however be allowed to bare their boobage in there vehicles. So I can carry on laughing at them when im stuck in traffic.

[rubah]

The Manziere.

[Zeldy]

;____________;

Why was I expecting this?
Because Im totally awesome.

I see The moo'ing camal is back, Emma xD

[Spiffing Cheese]

Seriously, if women are forced to cover up their upper bodies, then men should be too! Like, there's this boy in my class with a severe case of man boobiness. I'm sure the other guys in my school do not wish to view them when it's swimming time! It's gross!

And yes, the mooing camel is BACK!

[Levian]

Women have to cover them selves up in public because they're hot, but men are ugly so it's ok for them to flash their tits.

[Anaisa]

Not really. Who wants to see an ugly guys tits?

[Spiffing Cheese]

Yeah... you'd think it'd be the other way round. I mean, you'd think people would rather look at women's breasts than some ugly old fat guy's boobies.

[Miriel]

Not really. Who wants to see an ugly guys tits?

Ahaha.

Shouldn't it be the other way around? If you have pretty boobs, you should be allowed to show 'em off and if you have man boobs, you should cover up?

Edit: Basically what Spiffing Cheese said. :P

[Spiffing Cheese]

Because in the end, no [sane] person wants to see some hideous guy with a hairy chest showing off his saggy tits.

[Psychotic]

I see a distinct lack of female breast exposure in this thread for all the amount of "female boobs are better than man boobs!" posts there are.

Rectify plzkaythunx!

[Miriel]

You show me your boobs and I'll show you mine.

I have seen a certain EoFFer's boobs before (as has many people on deviantART) and they really were quite nice.

[Spiffing Cheese]

I'll show you mine if you show me yours! :joey: But really, won't a female who is SUPPOSED to have breasts look better than some fat guy with... ew... look better? I DON'T WANT TO SEE MAN BOOBS.

EDIT: Miriel is scaring me.

[Psychotic]

You both don't know how tempted I am to take you up on that offer.

[Spiffing Cheese]

I can imagine.

[Miriel]

STOP READING MY MIND SPIFFING CHEESE.

And Psy, I demand real man boobs, with full saggage. Or no deal.

[Spiffing Cheese]

WELL STOP READING MY MIND THEN.

I think he has gigantic man boobs, personally.

[ScottNUMBERS]

What are "Boobies"? :irked:

I need visual evidence that they exist.

[Anaisa]

The worst is the old geriatrics flashing there old, saggy, grey haired, breasts. There the worst, the first glimmer of sunshine and they've got them out. Any excuse to flash their old man boobies, and there they are out on display repulsing the nation.

[Chris]

I think people should be able to do whatever they want; what happened to liberty?

:p

[Spiffing Cheese]

I need visual evidence that they exist.

Stop trying to get me banned!

And I agree completely, Anaisa. That is truly the grossest thing in existence.

[Cooperal]

I think it would be more offensive to tell a man to put a bra on (and probably more painful to). Just had to say that.

[fantasyjunkie]

I clicked on this thread being excited about female boobies :cry:

[Spiffing Cheese]

What, so it's okay for women to have to wear bras and bikinis, but men are too good for that?

[Anaisa]

I think people should be able to do whatever they want; what happened to liberty?

:p
What about our liberty to not have to look at man boobage? And if men are gonna insist on developing breasts they should at least have the decency to buy themselves a good bra.

[Spiffing Cheese]

Yeah, guys - either lose some weight or buy a bra.

[ScottNUMBERS]

Stop trying to get me banned!

It wasn't aimed at you or anyone in paticular, but if someone does, I'll get to see boobies and get someone banned. Two birds with one stone. :cool:

I don't need to lose weight but can I still wear a bra? :(

[Chris]

What about our liberty to not have to look at man boobage? And if men are gonna insist on developing breasts they should at least have the decency to buy themselves a good bra.
You have a good point there. People should eat less, then. If they did, when wouldn't be having this discussion in the first place! :love:

[Spiffing Cheese]

Of course you can, ScottNUMBERS. Personally I like a good bra on a man!

[ScottNUMBERS]

:love:

Can you recommend something that will give me a nice cleavage?

[Spiffing Cheese]

No, because apparantly I don't have boobs.

I DO I TELL YOU I DO

Wonderbra for men!

[ScottNUMBERS]

Wonderbra for men? Is it me or did this thread just get interesting?

[Spiffing Cheese]

Should I draw you a picture?

[ScottNUMBERS]

Yes, Yes you should. :love:

[Spiffing Cheese]

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v248/micro_owl/manboobscopy.gif

[Rye]

http://formekiss.tripod.com/sitebuildercontent/sitebuilderpictures/carl.jpg

[Spiffing Cheese]

Tripid. :(

EDIT: Tripod. :(

[ScottNUMBERS]

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v248/micro_owl/manboobscopy.gif
When I get one, I'll die a very happy man. :)

[Spiffing Cheese]

Wonderbra for MEN!

[fire_of_avalon]

Why do you people look! If I see gross looking stuff, I stop looking at it! None of you make any sense!

[Spiffing Cheese]

Well, foa, if that is the case then why must women wear tops? JUST LOOK AWAY IF IT OFFENDS YOU, PEOPLE.

[fire_of_avalon]

I don't really care WHO runs around stark, raving naked, as long as they don't hurt me with their nakedness I'm cool. I would choose not to be naked because 1) I like clothes and 2) I would get cold.

[Anaisa]

Thats a great promotional poster for the wonderbra for men. I really think you should convince wonderbra to use it. And people say the grey pound is over looked in advertising,wonderbra certainly couldn't be accused of that with this promotion.

[Spiffing Cheese]

It's not really a big deal if they WANT to run around topless - but if men can do it then women should be allowed to as well!

Anaisa, I'm writing to them as we speak! :p

EDIT: Wait, why doesn't Grandpa have any arms...?

[-N-]

I clicked on this thread expecting to see foa's witty closing remark.

I was disappointed, yet again.

However, this thread is proof that Dan and Rye are going to hook up someday.

[fire_of_avalon]

Lost 'em in the war.

[-N-]

Your boobs or your wit?

[Spiffing Cheese]

However, this thread is proof that Dan and Rye are going to hook up someday.

Their inthread conversations make my head explode!

I bet Cliff Richard has some magnificent man boobs.

[Anaisa]

You lost your breasts in the war! That really is unfortunate. I suppose that must be why you don't mind looking at man boobies, because you haven't got your own breasts to look at.

[Spiffing Cheese]

Who would take somebody's breasts in a war?

[-N-]

Mortar fire would be my first guess.

[Spiffing Cheese]

That'd work.

[Shlup]

Aww, I was expecting the traditional boobie pun (as in the bird) thread.
You wanted a thread about birds instead of a thread about breats? :|

[Anaisa]

Who would take somebody's breasts in a war?
Maybe it was in the feminist movement. They figured if they came across someone who wouldn't burn their bra, then they'd go one better and render them breastless.

[fire_of_avalon]

You guys are RETARDED, I meant that Grandpa lost his ARMS in the WAR.

My breasts, (and my wits), are perfectly intact, large and perky.

[Spiffing Cheese]

Maybe it was in the feminist movement. They figured if they came across someone who wouldn't burn their bra, then they'd go one better and render them breastless.

Now that's something I'd like to see!


You guys are RETARDED, I meant that Grandpa lost his ARMS in the WAR.


Ah. Then we really are as stupid as you thought.

[Anaisa]

Now that's something I'd like to see!
What better reason could there be to reignite the feminist movement? And if your wondering as of why Grandpa wonderbra has no arms I shall tell you. He wouldn't stop playing with his new found cleavage, so grandma feeling jealous that he was playing more with his own cleavage then hers, decided to do something about it, and chopped both his arms off. Now she uses his arms to play with her cleavage, and he has no choice in the matter.

[Spiffing Cheese]

None whatsoever!

[nik0tine]

Nobody should be complaining about boobs.

[-N-]

This thread has officially degenerated into spam.

[Spiffing Cheese]

I think you're trying to cover up the fact that you have man boobs, Neel!

It's probably degenerated into spam because there's only so much you can say about man titties.

[-N-]

foa can attest to the fact that I do not have man boobs. I am way too skinny.

[Spiffing Cheese]

Aww, way to disappoint me.

[Anaisa]

I bet Cliff Richard has some magnificent man boobs.
No Cliff richard hasn't got man boobies. He's just one big tit.

[Spiffing Cheese]

Well. I have to agree with that.

He's, uh, a big tit with man boobs? :D

[Anaisa]

Well. I have to agree with that.

He's, uh, a big tit with man boobs? :D
Yes. He started off with just man boobs, but then they took over his whole body, and he just turned into one huge tit, to become, Cliff titchard.

[Psychotic]

This thread has officially <s>degenerated</s> evolved into spam.:)

PS: boob pix plz kthx

[Spiffing Cheese]

Yes. He started off with just man boobs, but then they took over his whole body, and he just turned into one huge tit, to become, Cliff titchard.

I love you.

[Anaisa]

I love you.
I love you too.

[Spiffing Cheese]

Cliff Titchard.

[Anaisa]

:)

PS: boob pix plz kthx
Was grandpa not enough for you?

[Psychotic]

Was grandpa not enough for you?He never is enough for a man like me. :cool:

[Anaisa]

He never is enough for a man like me. :cool:
Was it his breasts you weren't satisfied with, or his lack of arms? or both?

[Yamaneko]

:smash: