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Giga Guess
11-27-2005, 04:41 PM
We'll cycle through Until X-Mas rolls around, and then each of the 12 days prior to Dec.24, I'll post a poll with each of the lines (Only if this achieves decent recognition...otherwise, I'll scrap it) and it'll be voted on. ONE DAY POLL of course, so, yeah....on the 24th, I'll reveal the EOFF Twelve Days of X-Mas. I'll start.

Twelve Spammers Spamming!

rubah
11-27-2005, 04:43 PM
So right now it's a game to make as many ideas as possible? Then we'll vote on the good ones later?

Skogs
11-27-2005, 04:59 PM
Eleven mod-whores whinging.

Giga Guess
11-27-2005, 05:00 PM
So right now it's a game to make as many ideas as possible? Then we'll vote on the good ones later?


Exactly...a brainstorming session, more or less.

TurkSlayer
11-27-2005, 05:01 PM
Ten Noobies Noobing!

Giga Guess
11-27-2005, 05:06 PM
9 Threads a-closing?

SammieBabe
11-27-2005, 05:07 PM
8 chatters chatting..

Rase
11-27-2005, 05:10 PM
7 Cid's Knights banning.

Hawkeye
11-27-2005, 05:12 PM
6 Hawkeye images

Maxico
11-27-2005, 05:14 PM
5 CIIIIIIIDIES

Skarr
11-27-2005, 05:20 PM
Four emo posters!

Giga Guess
11-27-2005, 05:21 PM
Three Dead Threads

Skarr
11-27-2005, 05:24 PM
Two newbies dead!

TurkSlayer
11-27-2005, 05:25 PM
And an admin in a pear tree!

Skarr
11-27-2005, 05:32 PM
*Yeah like someone's going to finish that.*

Giga Guess
11-27-2005, 05:40 PM
.......Aaaand cycle back! :p

Skarr
11-27-2005, 05:42 PM
Wait...wait...we start over again...well. On the twelfth day of Christmas…Agent Proto said to meeeee!

Giga Guess
11-27-2005, 05:50 PM
Errrr....Twelve Square-Bots Spying?

SammieBabe
11-27-2005, 05:52 PM
Eleven Leeza's *snip*-ing...

TurkSlayer
11-27-2005, 05:52 PM
Ten Admin banning. (Take that!)

Giga Guess
11-27-2005, 05:54 PM
Ten Cid's Knights banning.


BZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZT!!!!!! A repeat!

TurkSlayer
11-27-2005, 05:54 PM
BZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZT!!!!!! A repeat!

Ah fuck...

Hawkeye
11-27-2005, 05:55 PM
10 wankers loling

Skarr
11-27-2005, 05:56 PM
Nine ninja's throwing!

Old Manus
11-27-2005, 06:00 PM
8 eightings eighting

Levian
11-27-2005, 06:05 PM
7 h4xx0rz h4xxing

Sergeant Hartman
11-27-2005, 06:48 PM
Lets remix it. DJ spin that /xxx.gif/xxx.gif/xxx.gif/xxx.gif!

rubah
11-27-2005, 08:12 PM
Ironically there are *11* CK's. Unless I can't count or you're leaving yams out.

6 n00bs a'flaming

-N-
11-27-2005, 08:15 PM
FIIIIIIIIVE NEEEEEEEEEL SHPIEEEEEEEEEELS

This thread rules.

Old Manus
11-27-2005, 10:27 PM
4(read:400) bitter oldbies

Rye
11-27-2005, 10:30 PM
3 trollers trolling!

Xaven
11-27-2005, 10:42 PM
2 O-M-G's

Rye
11-27-2005, 10:44 PM
And a clownface in a pear tree~ :D

-N-
11-28-2005, 12:06 AM
On the twelfth day of Christmas, Neel came and gave to me,

Twelve Psychotic clones...

Skarr
11-28-2005, 12:49 AM
Eleven members with hats!

fire_of_avalon
11-28-2005, 01:53 AM
Ten second accounts!

Quina
11-28-2005, 01:56 AM
Nine googled images!

Xaven
11-28-2005, 03:02 AM
8 Aeris lovers

Elite Lord Sigma
11-28-2005, 03:25 AM
7 custom user titles!

Behold the Void
11-28-2005, 03:29 AM
6 EoEO bans

Xaven
11-28-2005, 03:29 AM
Are these supposed to have the same number of syllables as the song? It's hard sing some of these! ^^

Elite Lord Sigma
11-28-2005, 03:31 AM
5 Annoooying Adverts!

TurkSlayer
11-28-2005, 03:32 AM
FOUR noobie threads!

Elite Lord Sigma
11-28-2005, 03:32 AM
Three long sigs...

-N-
11-28-2005, 03:36 AM
Two Spatty pranks,

Elite Lord Sigma
11-28-2005, 03:38 AM
...and a Primus Inter Pares tree!

-N-
11-28-2005, 03:55 AM
(Remove "in a" and that's gold.)

Rase
11-28-2005, 04:04 AM
On the twelfth day of Christmas, RSL gave to me,

Twelve members Drunk Tanked.

Primus Inter Pares
11-28-2005, 04:35 AM
11 sexy beards

My name is...something..?
11-28-2005, 04:48 AM
Ten lurkers being creepy.

-N-
11-28-2005, 04:49 AM
Nine smittenkittens

Giga Guess
11-28-2005, 04:52 AM
Eight hoaxes debunked.

Rase
11-28-2005, 06:52 AM
Seven Neel's kneeling.

Elite Lord Sigma
11-28-2005, 12:25 PM
Six elite Elite Lords,

SammieBabe
11-28-2005, 12:48 PM
Five Chain PM's.....

Loony BoB
11-28-2005, 01:55 PM
Sorry to disrupt the flow, someone can carry on with 'four' after this.

On the Twelth Day of Ciddies, Award Guy Gave To Me...
12 Missing Members
11 Cid's Knights Knighting
10 Site Staff Slaving
9, Cloud No. Banned
8 Could-Be Santas
7 Advent Children
6 Admins Banning
5 Gold Ciddies
4 With-A-Hat's
3 RA's
2 Forums Gone
And a Request To Unban Baloki.

EDIT: Most of these are accurate numbers. The Ciddies one was too good to leave out, since it works so well. And we all know that there have been more requests than that but it just sounded right somehow. xD There are twelve finalists for Most Missed and eight finalists for MLT Be Santa. Neel, Azar, Reles and Kaiser are all With A Hat. Arts & Writing and Eyes on the World are gone, the Recognized Artists are black orb, Doofhull and *angel tears*, the others seem self-explanatory.

-N-
11-28-2005, 08:27 PM
Didn't RSL have a hat? Or are you talking currently?

#9 and #1 are golden in your list, BoB. xD

Captain Maxx Power
11-28-2005, 08:55 PM
5 Golden Chocobos! (had to be done)

crashNUMBERS
11-28-2005, 09:00 PM
4 rock bands

Old Manus
11-28-2005, 09:01 PM
3 french hens

This brings up a valid point. What is a french hen? How can you tell whether it is german or something (apart from the blond hair and short shorts)? Tricky stuff indeed

Loony BoB
11-28-2005, 09:01 PM
Didn't RSL have a hat? Or are you talking currently?

#9 and #1 are golden in your list, BoB. xD
If someone can come up with twelve things as awesome as those two, I'd sing the thing.

crashNUMBERS
11-28-2005, 09:04 PM
2 Rednecks

<B>EDIT:</B>
If someone can come up with twelve things as awesome as those two, I'd sing the thing.
Your one cocky guy...

Elite Lord Sigma
11-28-2005, 09:14 PM
And a prayer within a pear tree!

crashNUMBERS
11-28-2005, 09:31 PM
12 Punk Meat Puppets

Giga Guess
11-28-2005, 09:34 PM
11 numbers in Crash's name. :p

crashNUMBERS
11-28-2005, 09:36 PM
10 Loyal Crash followers

Giga Guess
11-29-2005, 12:39 AM
9 Dry hump victims.

Skarr
11-29-2005, 12:58 AM
Eight simple minded Hiltons

crashNUMBERS
11-29-2005, 01:15 AM
7 Raped by psychotic

Giga Guess
11-29-2005, 01:18 AM
6 spamvertizers!

(Thanks rubah!)

crashNUMBERS
11-29-2005, 01:36 AM
*Copies BooBface*

5 forum skins
4 Proto's a whore
3 brand new smilies
2 instant banned n00bs
and crash just bought a new Blink 182 CD

<HR>

And since I'm copying BooBface, someone after can do as much as they want...

rubah
11-29-2005, 02:30 AM
If someone can come up with twelve things as awesome as those two, I'd sing the thing.
The object of #1 would like to TAKE YOU DOWN B0BxD!



:SnowCat: On the 12th day of Christmas my second account gave to me:
:SnowCat: 12 Knights a-nouncing
:SnowCat: 11 Chatters chatting
:SnowCat: 10 Newbies lost
:SnowCat: 9 Flash Videos a Playin'
:SnowCat: 8 Clout Answers
:SnowCat: 7 Site Staff a-slaving
:SnowCat: 6 Oldbies Crooning
:SnowCat: 5 Real Feedback Threadssssss
:SnowCat: 4 PM's a-calling
:SnowCat: 3 French Posters
:SnowCat: 2 Hooters hooting
:SnowCat: And a Leeza posting a cat smilie!

Also I suggest Guessie's be altered to be "6 Spamvertisers" for the sake of melody, rhythm, and PCness.
Same for crash's to be "2 Instabans"

-N-
11-29-2005, 03:31 AM
One of the final lines should definitely be "Two brown men" :D

nik0tine
11-29-2005, 07:15 AM
On the first day of Christmas,
a PM sent to thee
Twelve members lurking,
Eleven PiP’ers PiPing,
Ten Leezas lawling,
Nine liberals flaming,
Eight m4tt’s a-leaving,
Seven Sasquatch rantings,
Six Joels a-wanking,
Five online flings,
Four "with a hats",
Three oldbie jokes,
Two closing threads,
And a warning from the Shinra to thee!


Edit: An alternative to 3 oldbie jokes could be "three oldbie jerks". It works just as fine.

Double Edit: I am switching number four and number two around, as I have just been informed by Neel that there are four "with a hats".

Loony BoB
11-29-2005, 09:41 AM
Am I the only person who made a strong effort to make the numbers accurate? :( They do this every year on a radio station I listened to when I was in Auckland, and the results can be really good if you go by number. What they did is allocate a number to each morning they were on and on that morning people would call in with suggestions for what the number could stand for and they'd pick out the best one. I still remember quite a few of them, including "8 teen years of age for 7 days of drinking" five truebliss babes (they weren't that hot, really, but hey, it's NZ Pop Stars, you don't expect much), three failed world cups... yeah, I forget the rest, oh well. Oh! And a moon from Bob Harvey! A politician in NZ, I think, and he mooned people! Yay! :) Anyway. Carry on. As you were.

Neco Arc
11-29-2005, 12:23 PM
On the twelfth day of Christmas, the moderators gave to me

twelve wacky newbies....

Giga Guess
11-29-2005, 10:13 PM
11 mysterious disappearances.

rubah
11-29-2005, 11:38 PM
10 EOEO Bans

Elite Lord Sigma
11-30-2005, 12:00 AM
Nine Site Staff members quitting...

Skarr
11-30-2005, 12:25 AM
Eight beautiful blonde girls.

Fire_Emblem776
11-30-2005, 12:58 AM
2 masamunes

nik0tine
11-30-2005, 12:59 AM
Wait.. we went from eight to two?

Lord Xehanort
11-30-2005, 01:17 AM
7 EoEO threads
6 of them homo
5 horny boys (me, giga, TSoL, turkslayer and someone else I don't rememebr)
4 Bigger D's
3 GBM accounts

Problem solved.

Skarr
11-30-2005, 03:59 AM
And kikimm isn't talking to meeeeeee. :p

Markus. D
11-30-2005, 07:19 AM
On the first day of Christmas,
Chatroom Lined to me
Twelve Licks a smitten
Eleven Lines from PiP'in
Ten Beers there sippin,
Nine tsukasa's Flamin,
Eight mods a kickin,
Seven Smilies Smilin,
Six times Seebies wankin,
Five Cyb3r ThIIIIIIIngs,
Four sex disscussions a day,
Three scripts are gettin laid,
Two people singing seronades,
And a rubah in a ... tree!

Maxico
11-30-2005, 08:53 AM
You know you could at least TRY to make them sound like the original. Some of these would be pretty hard to sing.

Giga Guess
11-30-2005, 08:38 PM
12,000 spam posts.

nik0tine
11-30-2005, 10:35 PM
You know you could at least TRY to make them sound like the original. Some of these would be pretty hard to sing.

On the first day of Christmas,
a PM sent to thee
Twelve members lurking,
Eleven PiP’ers PiPing,
Ten Leezas lawling,
Nine liberals flaming,
Eight m4tt’s a-leaving,
Seven Sasquatch rantings,
Six Joels a-wanking,
Five online flings,
Four "with a hats",
Three oldbie jokes,
Two closing threads,
And a warning from the Shinra to thee!
*ahem*...

DarkLadyNyara
12-01-2005, 12:55 AM
On the first day of Christmas,
a PM sent to thee
Twelve members lurking,
Eleven PiP’ers PiPing,
Ten Leezas lawling,
Nine liberals flaming,
Eight m4tt’s a-leaving,
Seven Sasquatch rantings,
Six Joels a-wanking,
Five online flings,
Four "with a hats",
Three oldbie jokes,
Two closing threads,
And a warning from the Shinra to thee!

This one kicks ass. :D Especially 9 and 7. Although, shouldn't it be "On the 12th day of Christmas"?
Anyway... NEXT ROUND!

On the 12th day of christmas, a Newbie gave to me:
Twelve of the same polls.

Giga Guess
12-01-2005, 12:55 PM
You skipped over my last one.....ah well....


11,000 Spam posts.

Neco Arc
12-01-2005, 12:59 PM
ten horny newbies...

DarkLadyNyara
12-01-2005, 05:47 PM
You skipped over my last one.....ah well....
Sorry. :riiight:

Nine idiots flamming.

Skarr
12-02-2005, 03:39 AM
Eight lurkers shulking...

Giga Guess
12-02-2005, 12:57 PM
7 is their favorite.

bipper
12-02-2005, 01:59 PM
6 spammers drunk tanked

Skarr
12-03-2005, 03:25 AM
Five i cried aloud with mirth and merrrrrriment's...

Elite Lord Sigma
12-03-2005, 03:32 AM
Four Ciddies...

-N-
12-03-2005, 03:34 AM
Three final warnings
Two repo men
And a Raistlin and ShlupQuack love spree!

Elite Lord Sigma
12-03-2005, 05:22 AM
On the 12th day of Christmas,
These things weren't given to me,

12 Lines Getting Skipped

Giga Guess
12-03-2005, 03:57 PM
11 foul-mouthed posters.

Elite Lord Sigma
12-04-2005, 02:18 AM
10 Knights a' banning...

Giga Guess
12-05-2005, 12:11 AM
9 mythical hot chicks.

Giga Guess
12-08-2005, 12:59 PM
No other posts? If not, I'll just start the polls early.