BANANA BANANA BANANA BANANA TERRECOTTA TERRECOTTA TERRECOTTA PIE!

[Markus. D]

whats the weirdest and random lyrics in a song you have ever heard?


for me its: Vicinity of Obscenity - System of a down.

[Shlup]

The entire Llama Song, if that counts.

I was once a tree house
I lived in a cake
But I never saw the way
The orange slayed the rake

I was only three years dead
But it told a tale

Now listen dear little child
To the safety rail

Those probably aren't exactly right; I haven't stared at it for hours in at least a week.

[Slade]

Yeah I second the Llama song. Although 'Can't Stop' by the Red Hot Chili Peppers has some pretty random lyrics, actually alot of their songs do. Guess thats one of the reasons I love their music so much :love:

[Chzn8r]

You spelled Terracotta pie wrong.

Hey, I've had this question I've been meaning to ask in case anyone here has the answer.

Is there a perfect way of holding your baby?

[Vyk]

Ging Gong Gooley Gooley Gotcha

Ging Gong Goo

Ging Gong Goo

My elementary music teacher traumatized us all. Thanks for reminding me.

[Markus. D]

Ging Gong Gooley Gooley Gotcha

Ging Gong Goo

Ging Gong Goo

My elementary music teacher traumatized us all. Thanks for reminding me.

my little sis sings that song, its evil :P


ps: well... i really dont care about typos, but thanks for pointing it out ;)

[Resha]

Ging Gong Gooley Gooley Gotcha

Ging Gong Goo

Ging Gong Goo

My elementary music teacher traumatized us all. Thanks for reminding me.

I love that song passionately. Hayla, oh hayla shaylaaaa~

[Loony BoB]

Chicken!
Kung Pow
Chicken!
Mongolian
Chicken!
Sweet and sour
Chicken!
Cashew
Chicken!
Do the moo shoo
moo shoo shoo moo moo shoo muh moo shoo moo moo shoo shoo moo moo shoo shoo
Do the moo shoo
Pork!
Mandarin
Pork!
Barbeque
Pork!
Sweet and sour
Pork!
Spicy shreded
Pork!
Pork
Do the tofu
to foo foo to to to foo foo fo fo to n to to n fo fo
STOP!
Break a fourtune cookie.
Beware of grape with wooden mallet.
Aint that the truth.

[Chris]

Björk - Cocoon
I think it's about orgasm and sex!

Who would have known
That a boy like him
Would have entered me lightly
Restoring my blisses

Who would have known
That a boy like him
After sharing my core
Would stay going nowhere

Who would have known
A beauty this immense
Who would have known
A saintly trance
Who would have known
Miraculous breath
To inhale a beard
Loaded with courage

Who would have known
That a boy like him
Possessed of magical
Sensitivity
Would approach a girl like me
Who caresses cradles his head
In a bosom

He slides inside
Half awake, half asleep
We faint back
Into sleephood
When I wake up
The second time
In his arms
Gorgeousness
He's still inside me

Who would have known
Who ahhh
Who would have known

A train of pearls
Cabin by cabin
Is shot precisely
Across an ocean

From a mouth
From a
From the mouth
Of a girl like me
To a boy
To a boy
To a boy

[metro]

.

[KoShiatar]

I think I heard crazy random lyrics from Cibo Matto.
My heart is like an artichoke
I eat petals myself one by one
Until I feel enough
Until I lose to laugh

When I end to eat the last one
I will tear my drops
I will lose my lips

Though I can’t stop plucking off
I can’t see my core
I keep asking for you more and more

Can you peel my petals one by one?
Your hands are like a rusty knife
Are you gonna keep on peeling me?
Are you gonna keep on peeling me?
Are you gonna keep on peeling me?

What am I gonna be on the pan?
Will I be burnt black?
Can you squeeze a lemon on me?
A lemon on me?

Baby, baby, everything you wanna feel
Baby, baby, everything you wanna taste
Baby, baby, everything you wanna feel
Baby, baby, everything you wanna taste.

[Zeldy]

The Rasmus - Julen Är Här Igen

It all started up when I was fighting with a cop
At least I could stop. I guess I couldn't stop
Hey, I'm in the voice now 'n' you have only 1 choice
I will make you choose my, my, my, my stooory

No, I'm not fading, not even hesitating
Still I'm gonna stay, if you would say
that this is law 'n' you better obay me,
I'm gonna teach you

Shut up! Or else I'm gonna spit you to the face
Shut up! Or else I'm gonna treat you like a cop
Kick you to the head, until you are dead
My dick says "swing", when you hit me
with that black thing. Go

Making love is a waste of time

Let me make you see this case from my side
We ain't here for any trouble, can you break a bubble
bam, bam, zidili
You were so dumb that you wouldn't go with the flow
home, when I told
Let me make you to be welcome world where is not bad,
there is no thing called cop, who don't give a fuck about
nothing else but his own fucking duties

Yeaaaah,That thing just took me down

[omnitarian]

*points at sig*

Japanese music is the best when it comes to craziness. I met the wonderful world of crazy Japanese music when I started playing Ouendan.



koushin suru wa sexy biimu de!

Sexy biimu is engrish for "Sexy Beam". It's really cool too, because they have a background singer cry out "Sexy Beeeam!!" during that part.



Linda Linda
Linda Linda Linda
Linda Linda
Linda Linda Linda
Do-bun ne zu-ni Mita-ini

And of course, it comes out sounding like "Rinda Rinda". The next line, apparently, means "Just like a water rat, nicer than anyone else".



Baby Baby Baby Baby Baby Baby Baby

That's 7 "babies", if you couldn't tell. You can listen to a ytmnd with this song here (http://babybabybaby.ytmnd.com/).

One Night Carnival by Kishi-Dan is the greatest song ever concieved. Each line is puncuated with the singer shouting "angel"!, and every once in a while, somebody will shout "a-hooa~!". You really got to hear it for yourself. The song has the best engrish you'll ever find, such as:


Can you master baby? master baby!
Can't you master baby? master baby!
Can you master baby? Be my baby!!
Can't you master baby? So long...

and


One Night Carnival fun fun
One Night Carnival Oh wrong
Let's get free...

Oh, there's also a song called Oha. Here's the video. It's not for the faint of heart.

http://video.google.com/videoplay?docid=-9105575935534995120&q=shingo

So basically, there's this Japanese singer guy who has a show. It's a show where he dresses up as a housewife and sings to all the kids who are watching. My favorite line is this song is "mayo chu chu". Mayo means... mayonaisse, and "chu chu" is a play on words using the Japanese word chu (meaning "kiss") and the english word "chew". So you can translate it as "mayo kisses" or "muching on mayonaisse". But apparently, it's a phrase the guy made up to refer to his habit of licking mayonaisse caps. Yeah.

[GooeyToast]

ghfuah blal he chaduduh chee hugh weh chee keh xooo hee hoh
ooooooo cikeetah xoo xeh
eooh le hugx yerheggkkk
ryzl ou hueau
pppddtdptdtt pppddtdptdtt

ue ue fhay goouuhf o lltt chteee
huucgcgudoo wuad!
chugaouh!

Poodah paytahy poodah paytahy poodah poodah paytahy paytahy paytahy poodah
poodah
fea dugh toog fax
fea dugh toog fax
farrag
geesh
zssu
guum
bom

Beez gbazgen mauz gaysh
bal gonskunn geez woazch
ma meesken loas gouase
geez gonskunn boz mosquiez

heh tzt oly huht
ma meeshka mow skwoz
owm ftt lguf hahg

foo oo oo oo
puooo bieczkaireeaux
rrrd t ch kee bbst seay tssm klt aaaaox

skadulehmedomgaswesh
goaduleh skeecs schoadulen mosqelaszz
beez gac goasgun
monsquaz

zoo ma mah manut mamoyugh
xi maa hea doo dauy dohdoyugh
tszeettaa ba doa bau koyugh

ma magh max maynot nolnoyugh
szi deah daddoobaught byugh
xi daa tdey gkao gho gkoyughfouuuuuuu

soan schwedea dn zewa tdieap
soan schwedea dn zewa tdieap
dtoyeum dtoyeum dmdipdihdeaudaht zdwitihdihttumptditutiua

soan schwedea dn zcwa tdieap
soan schwedea dn zcwa tdieap

bboawogh c wha fftyk onsk oooeeh oooeeh yeefm loolt msten

ooo ooo ooo ooo ooo ooo ooo ooo ooo ooo ooo ooo ooo ooo ooo ooo

feydea tdn fa
feydea tdn fa gaugh
gzcc gmn ooo

ma meeshka mow skowz
ma meeshka mow skowz

soan schwedea dn skatdieap
soan schwedea dn skatdieap
sktoyeum sktoyeum sktoyeum dmdipdihdeaudaht zdwitihdihttumptditutiua

soan schwedea dn skatdieap
soan schwedea dn skatdieap goodeadogit goodeadogit glddehgoot

fea dugh toog fax
fea dugh toog fax
farrag
vaah
yoo
ee

hrrea kcun bahg bumpt

[Markus. D]

ghfuah blal he chaduduh chee hugh weh chee keh xooo hee hoh
ooooooo cikeetah xoo xeh
eooh le hugx yerheggkkk
ryzl ou hueau
pppddtdptdtt pppddtdptdtt

ue ue fhay goouuhf o lltt chteee
huucgcgudoo wuad!
chugaouh!

Poodah paytahy poodah paytahy poodah poodah paytahy paytahy paytahy poodah
poodah
fea dugh toog fax
fea dugh toog fax
farrag
geesh
zssu
guum
bom

Beez gbazgen mauz gaysh
bal gonskunn geez woazch
ma meesken loas gouase
geez gonskunn boz mosquiez

heh tzt oly huht
ma meeshka mow skwoz
owm ftt lguf hahg

foo oo oo oo
puooo bieczkaireeaux
rrrd t ch kee bbst seay tssm klt aaaaox

skadulehmedomgaswesh
goaduleh skeecs schoadulen mosqelaszz
beez gac goasgun
monsquaz

zoo ma mah manut mamoyugh
xi maa hea doo dauy dohdoyugh
tszeettaa ba doa bau koyugh

ma magh max maynot nolnoyugh
szi deah daddoobaught byugh
xi daa tdey gkao gho gkoyughfouuuuuuu

soan schwedea dn zewa tdieap
soan schwedea dn zewa tdieap
dtoyeum dtoyeum dmdipdihdeaudaht zdwitihdihttumptditutiua

soan schwedea dn zcwa tdieap
soan schwedea dn zcwa tdieap

bboawogh c wha fftyk onsk oooeeh oooeeh yeefm loolt msten

ooo ooo ooo ooo ooo ooo ooo ooo ooo ooo ooo ooo ooo ooo ooo ooo

feydea tdn fa
feydea tdn fa gaugh
gzcc gmn ooo

ma meeshka mow skowz
ma meeshka mow skowz

soan schwedea dn skatdieap
soan schwedea dn skatdieap
sktoyeum sktoyeum sktoyeum dmdipdihdeaudaht zdwitihdihttumptditutiua

soan schwedea dn skatdieap
soan schwedea dn skatdieap goodeadogit goodeadogit glddehgoot

fea dugh toog fax
fea dugh toog fax
farrag
vaah
yoo
ee

hrrea kcun bahg bumpt

schnappy the sligh crocadile?

[Mittopotahis]

The Pirates who don't do Anything - Relient K

*Pirate Arr's*

We are the Pirates who don't do anything
We just stay at home and lie around.
And if you ask us to do anything
we'll just tell you we don't do anything.

Well I've never been to Greenland
And I've never been to Denver
And I've never buried treasure in St. Louie or St. Paul
And I've never been to Moscow
And I've never been to Tempa
And I've never been to Boston in the fall.

Cause We're the Pirates who don't do anything
We just stay at home and lie around.
And if you ask us to do anything
we'll just tell you we don't do anything.

And I've never hoist the main sail
And I've never swabbed the poop deck
And I've veered the starboard
Cause I've never sailed at all.
And I've never walked the gang plank
And I've never owend a parrot.
And I've never been to Boston in the fall.

*burp*

Cause We're the Pirates who don't do anything
We just stay at home and lie around.
And if you ask us to do anything
we'll just tell you we don't do anything.

Well I've never plucked a rooster
And I'm not too good at ping pong
And I've never thrown my mashed potatos up against the wall
And I've never kissed a chipmunk
And I've never gotten Headlice
And I've never been to Boston in the fall.

Pirate Captain's Log, 2002.
Who be this band 'Relient K',
and why be they so full of contradictions?

We don't know what he did
But we're down with Captain Kid.
We don't wake up before lunch
But we all eat Captain Crunch.
We don't smoke, we don't chew
We watch Captain Kangaroo.

And I've never licked a spark plug
And I've never sniffed a stink bug
And I've never painted daisies on a big red rubber ball
And I've neber bathed in yoghurt
And I don't look good in leggings
And I've never been to Boston in the fall.

*spit*

*Ladies and Gentlemen, Lets give them a big hand*

We are the Pirates who don't do anything
We just stay at home and lie around.
And if you ask us to do anything
we'll just tell you we don't do anything.

We are the Pirates who don't do anything
We just stay at home and lie around.
And if you ask us to do anything
we'll just tell you we don't do anything.

[Markus. D]

The Pirates who don't do Anything - Relient K

*Pirate Arr's*

We are the Pirates who don't do anything
We just stay at home and lie around.
And if you ask us to do anything
we'll just tell you we don't do anything.

Well I've never been to Greenland
And I've never been to Denver
And I've never buried treasure in St. Louie or St. Paul
And I've never been to Moscow
And I've never been to Tempa
And I've never been to Boston in the fall.

Cause We're the Pirates who don't do anything
We just stay at home and lie around.
And if you ask us to do anything
we'll just tell you we don't do anything.

And I've never hoist the main sail
And I've never swabbed the poop deck
And I've veered the starboard
Cause I've never sailed at all.
And I've never walked the gang plank
And I've never owend a parrot.
And I've never been to Boston in the fall.

*burp*

Cause We're the Pirates who don't do anything
We just stay at home and lie around.
And if you ask us to do anything
we'll just tell you we don't do anything.

Well I've never plucked a rooster
And I'm not too good at ping pong
And I've never thrown my mashed potatos up against the wall
And I've never kissed a chipmunk
And I've never gotten Headlice
And I've never been to Boston in the fall.

Pirate Captain's Log, 2002.
Who be this band 'Relient K',
and why be they so full of contradictions?

We don't know what he did
But we're down with Captain Kid.
We don't wake up before lunch
But we all eat Captain Crunch.
We don't smoke, we don't chew
We watch Captain Kangaroo.

And I've never licked a spark plug
And I've never sniffed a stink bug
And I've never painted daisies on a big red rubber ball
And I've neber bathed in yoghurt
And I don't look good in leggings
And I've never been to Boston in the fall.

*spit*

*Ladies and Gentlemen, Lets give them a big hand*

We are the Pirates who don't do anything
We just stay at home and lie around.
And if you ask us to do anything
we'll just tell you we don't do anything.

We are the Pirates who don't do anything
We just stay at home and lie around.
And if you ask us to do anything
we'll just tell you we don't do anything.

heh, neat Mitto, still... its very topic driven.

ps: best song ever!!!!!!!!!!!

[Loony BoB]

As much as I love that song and that version, it's worth noting that (if my sources are correct) Reliant K's version is a cover, the original song is by Veggie Tales. :) I was going to post that one, too, but decided to go with 'Do the Moo Shoo' (also by Veggie Tales... along with Bald Bunny and maybe a couple of others that might fit into this thread).

[Mittopotahis]

As much as I love that song and that version, it's worth noting that (if my sources are correct) Reliant K's version is a cover, the original song is by Veggie Tales. :) I was going to post that one, too, but decided to go with 'Do the Moo Shoo' (also by Veggie Tales... along with Bald Bunny and maybe a couple of others that might fit into this thread).

Wow. I never knew that....

I might go cry now. :cry:

[Loony BoB]

EDIT: Turns out Reliant K were actually asked to do that cover for one of the Veggie Tales movies - Jonah. :D Good stuff. I know that Newsboys did a song for that one, too.

[Social Moon Firesky]

The Wurzles - Combine Harvester. (I rofl'd when my friend sang this to me)

I drove my tractor through your hay stack last night
(ooh aah ooh aah)
I threw me pitchfork at your dog to keep quiet
( ooh aah ooh aah)
Now something's telling me
That you'm avoiding me
Come on now darlin' you've got something I need

Cuz I got a brand new combine harvester
An' I'll give you the key
Come on now let's get together in perfect harmony
I got twenty acres
An' you got forty three
Now I got a brand new combine harvester
An' I'll give you the key.

She made I laugh haha

I'll stick by you, I'll give you all that you need
We'll 'ave twins and triplets
I'm a man built for speed
And you know I love you darlin'
So give me your hand
But what I want the most
Is all they acres of land

Cuz I got a brand new combine harvester
An' I'll give you the key
Come on now let's get together in perfect harmony
I got twenty acres
An' you got forty three
Now I got a brand new combine harvester
An' I'll give you the key.

Ooaah she's a lovely bit of stuff an' all

For seven long years I've been alone in this place
Eat, sleep, in the kitchen, it's a proper disgrace
Now if I cleaned it up would you change your mind
I'll give up drinkin' scrumpy and that lager and lime

Cuz I got a brand new combine harvester
An' I'll give you the key
Come on now let's get together in perfect harmony
I got twenty acres
An' you got forty three
Now I got a brand new combine harvester
An' I'll give you the key.

Who loves ya baby ha

Weren't we a grand couple at that last wurzel dance
I wore brand new garters and me courderoy pants
In your new sunday dress with your perfume smellin' grand
We had our photos took and us holdin' hands

Cuz I got a brand new combine harvester
An' I'll give you the key
Come on now lets get together in perfect harmony
I got twenty acres
An' you got forty three
Now I got a brand new combine harvester
An' I'll give you the key.

Now I got a brand new combine harvester
And I'll give you the key
Now that we'm both past our fifties I think that you and me
Should stop this galavanting and will you marry me
Cuz I got a brand new combine harvester
An I'll give you the key

Aahh, you're a fine lookin' woman and I can't wait to get me hands on your land

[MushroomZOMBIE]

This Cocaine Makes Me Feel Like I'm In This Song-none other than....SYSTEM OF A DOWN!!!!

[look_out_below]

How about the badger song that is floating around the web (if you count it as an actual song). If you havent heard the song goes
Badger, badger, badger badger badger badger badger badger....
Mushroom. Mushroom.
Badger, badger, badger badger badger badger badger badger....
Snake!!! AWW its a SNake
and repeat lryics.

[Markus. D]

How about the badger song that is floating around the web (if you count it as an actual song). If you havent heard the song goes
Badger, badger, badger badger badger badger badger badger....
Mushroom. Mushroom.
Badger, badger, badger badger badger badger badger badger....
Snake!!! AWW its a SNake
and repeat lryics.

the sequal to that song scares me *shudders*

[Croyles]

Ring ring ring ring ring ring banana phone! dibidibidbidi
Ding dong ding dong ding dong! Bananaaaa phoooone
Ive got this feeling, so appealing,
lets get together and sing, sing!
Ring ring ring ring ring ring banana phone! dibidibidbidi
Ding dong ding dong ding dong! Bananaaaa phoooone
it grows in bunches, ive got my hunches.
its the best, beats the rest.
cellular, modular, interactive oduler.

[look_out_below]

Stupid Banada Phone song, you get that stuck in your head and it will stay there for hours.
I thought of another song i saw in a flash titled "Everyone Else Has Had Hore Sex Then Me". It is basically a guy, well a rabbit in the flash, singing about how...well everyone has had more sex then him. I forget the exact lyrics but it is funny.

[Epiphany]

BOB STOLE MINE.

Also, damn the llama song. I will be singing it for hours now.

[tootncartman]

Radio Head-Sit Down.Stand Up.

:D

[Psydekick]

Sisqo thong song

She had poms like a what what what, guys like what what what, Baby move move butt butt butt, I think i'll sing it again, She had poms like a what what what, guys like what what, all night long let me sing that song...

The rest of the song is ok but that part is just stupid!

[Project G]

"It's the c-a-m-p-f-i-r-e-s-o-n-g song!"

By Spongebob Squarepants

[Psydekick]

My head is filled with annoying songs please no more!

[MushroomZOMBIE]

How about the badger song that is floating around the web (if you count it as an actual song). If you havent heard the song goes
Badger, badger, badger badger badger badger badger badger....
Mushroom. Mushroom.
Badger, badger, badger badger badger badger badger badger....
Snake!!! AWW its a SNake
and repeat lryics.
I remember me & one other random firend used to sing this song to scare people :D It's fun to scare people.

[Epiphany]

Radio Head-Sit Down.Stand Up.

Awe, but that's a good song. How about Yatta?

"I drink water that's tasty! (All right!)
I get in the sun and feel toasty! (All right!)
Havin' a belly laugh's fun! (All right! All right!)
Try keeping dogs--they're cute! (All right!)"

[Sad Emo Kid]

mine would have to be... the burger king song that goes to that christmas song!!

I work at burger king making flame broiled whoppers
I wear paper hats
Would you like an apple pie with that?
Would you like an apple pie with that?

Ding fries are done (x4)

I gotta run (x4)

Don't bob for fries in hot vat it really hurts bad and so do skin grafts
Would you like an apple pie with that?
Would you like an apple pie with that?

Where is the bell?
Wait for the bell
Can't hear the bell
Where is the bell?

Ding fries are done (x4)

I work at burger king making flame broiled whoppers
I wear paper hats
Would you like an apple pie with that?
Would you like an apple pie with that?

Ding fries are done (x4)

[Markus. D]

welcome back Destai :) or... UAAAOOAOAOAoooaaooo (something like that)

[Psydekick]

mine would have to be... the burger king song that goes to that christmas song!!

I work at burger king making flame broiled whoppers
I wear paper hats
Would you like an apple pie with that?
Would you like an apple pie with that?

Ding fries are done (x4)

I gotta run (x4)

Don't bob for fries in hot vat it really hurts bad and so do skin grafts
Would you like an apple pie with that?
Would you like an apple pie with that?

Where is the bell?
Wait for the bell
Can't hear the bell
Where is the bell?

Ding fries are done (x4)

I work at burger king making flame broiled whoppers
I wear paper hats
Would you like an apple pie with that?
Would you like an apple pie with that?

Ding fries are done (x4)That song is like so annoying