End of Year Ciddies 2005 - Winner Revelations Thread

[Shauna]

Congrats to everyone! :D *too lazy to post after every Ciddie*

[Rye]

Congrats, you two. :D

[smittenkitten]

YAY!!! well done Lindy & Xander :beer:

[Faris]

Awwwwww, both are really cute anyway.
Congrats Xander and Lindy ^_^

[themagicroundabout]

congratulations! :D
:hat:

[Resha]

It's like Romeo and Juliet. :love: Sort of.

[Queen Award, First of Her Name]

Most Helpful Member

Last Time's Winner: The Captain
Nominations Leader: cl_out

The Nominees
Big D
bipper
cl_out
Hsu
Leeza
Loony BoB
RSL
Rye
Samuraid
ShlupQuack
The Captain

Who they predicted to win...
theundeadhero: Loony BoB
Psychotic: Hsu
Dignified Pauper: Loony BoB
Neel With A Hat: Hsu
RSL: Loony BoB
Levian: Samuraid
Primus Inter Pares: cl_out
eestlinc: Loony BoB
Yamaneko: Leeza
Mitch: Big D
Chris: Hsu
Old Manus: RSL
Zeldy: Leeza
Raistlin: Leeza
Leeza: The Captain
Rusty: Big D

And now, please give a warm welcome to the presenter of this Ciddie, Baloki.

[Drift]

It's like Romeo and Juliet. :love: Sort of.
as long as they dont die.

[Mo-Nercy]

I know Psy's NOT going to win.
Hah!

[Brian The Pink Shark]

cmon i w anna see guest presenter baloki, this is very controversial :choc:

[Old Manus]

So when will we reach Ciddie #47

[Queen Award, First of Her Name]

Well again it looks like we've been given a nice packet of assorted nuts for this years Most Helpful member with all of the previous winners nominated bar the Good Doctor, but what do we know of these members past? Well all shall be revealed now in a quick break from our normal Ciddies programming!

Big D - Once a homeless Hobo wandering the streets of Boston looking for the Silver paving slabs as he couldn't quite lift the gold ones from London, Big D was transformed by a local government grant which provides the internet to the poor. With this new found weapon of knowledge our Dee went out into the world to learn, and what he found was appaling grammar, spelling and posts. After seeing this he tasked himself to help those with less self control then him, and to this day he has been overly helpful in the form of moderating!

bipper - Not really all that helpful our Bipper is a retired technition from the dotcom era who just can't stand all the idiots he used to work with, because of this he feels the need to go out and help people learn how to use computers before they start up an internet company!

cl_out - Also known as Archie and the Dancing Cactar, along with about another 100 names (the only member on record to have more nicks then Denmark), is an old Duel Slot punchcard mainframe. He has been successfully acting as EoFF's server now for the last couple of years and is upto processing 6 database requests per hour from his Cambridge basement, however with his emence database of knowledge he has been seen helping members with thir problems in the long forgotten Help Forum and has been awarded this award three times in the past.

Hsu - Once a grouchy, middle aged telephone salesman, Hsu's life was transformed when he was given his knighthood by Queen Shlup (shes a figurehead you know), from then on hes dedicated to ringing in to help you fix all your problems!

Lezza - You know the Cat Lady in your town, the one down the road with all the cats and the shotgun? Yeah Leeza here is in charge of their union. She she helps people other then Yams out!

Loony BoB - Urm yeah, Loony BoB was long ago a human but after many years of experimentation on by the good Doctor and deportation from the sunny homeland of New Zealand to the icy depths of Scotland, BoB eventually became a Chocobo and went into hiding doing riduculus amounts of work for online forums. After many years of this, BoB did eventually succum to Unne's evil and is now the puppet in charge of the evil socs. Don't know what a soc is? Your eyes are wooled I say!

RSL - Hes in it for the money and chicks, he always has been. Why else would an ex-president run for such an award?

Rye - I mean come on, what has Rye, the 40 year old man from Lithuania ever done, EVER? I'm not even going to go through her list of prison scentences, but lets just say her carrer in crime has been a long one.

Samuraid - The real Roogle has been doing the rounds for a long time now, graduating from Prinston University, China in 1873, Samuraid has been fighting evil in his homeland of Japan since the early 40's. Along with this he works hard to banish all problems from EoFF, arn't you glad theres a hero somewhere?

ShlupQuack - Excommunicated from Staff because she got too big for her buns, Queen Shlup helps no-one and is only out for herself. Recently she has been seen with a mini Godzilla baby, we worry for the safety of all citizens in the region of Japan and the poor remake in New York, if anyone has any futher information please contact your local disaster enforcement agency at the earliest oppertunity.

The Captain - Long time helper of the weak, the captain was seen as a bit of a hero around these parts, now though hes been murdered by everyone else in this catagory to try and make sure he doesn't get this Ciddie again.

So after that little bit of a history lesson shall we find out who the winner is? I think so, over to AG!

[Rusty]

Go Big D!

[Primus Inter Pares]

Yay, MLT get banned as well :D

Good to hear, pity Parvus Edea didn't get MLT become a CK :cry:

Oh well :D

*goes back to party*

[Resha]

Rye :) <3

[Rye]

Gooo Big D~

[Queen Award, First of Her Name]

Those who didn't make it...
Leeza......................9
The Captain................9
ShlupQuack.................8
Samuraid...................6
bipper.....................5
RSL........................4
Rye........................4
cl_out.....................3
Hsu........................3

<i>A close battle between Big D and Loony BoB left all the other finalists with less than 10 votes each.</i>

[Psychotic]

New Zealand war.

Go Big D!

[Zeldy]

Congratulations to all winners so far :)

[Drift]

too bad i wont be around for the rest of the ciddies ;( shtupid work ;(

[Queen Award, First of Her Name]

And the Ciddie goes to...

Loony BoB


Loony BoB.................23
Big D.....................21

[Drift]

BooB wins!

[Rusty]

Congrats BoB :)

[Rye]

Congrats. :)

[Brian The Pink Shark]

well done BoB :choc:

[bipper]

bipper - Not really all that helpful our Bipper is a retired technition from the dotcom era who just can't stand all the idiots he used to work with, because of this he feels the need to go out and help people learn how to use computers before they start up an internet company!
way to research that one :eep: It made me lol (Being that LOL is used as a verb, shouldn't the filter apply more of a verboise (heh) word(s)).

Grats Bob :)

Bipper

[Rye]

Don't feel bad, he said I was 40. xDDD

[Psychotic]

way to research that one :eep: Uh-oh, it looks like bipper is about to get violent and slaughter us all!

Have I lost all the Ciddies yet?

[Resha]

OH! :D Congrats, BoB! :)

[Queen Award, First of Her Name]

Most Helpful Techy

Last Time's Winner: cl_out
Nominations Leader: cl_out

The Nominees
cl_out
Hsu
Samuraid
Sepho
Yamaneko

Who they predicted to win...
theundeadhero: Samuraid
Psychotic: cl_out
Dignified Pauper: cl_out
Neel With A Hat: cl_out
RSL: cl_out
Levian: cl_out
Primus Inter Pares: cl_out
eestlinc: cl_out
Yamaneko: cl_out
Mitch: Samuraid
Chris: Sepho
Old Manus: Yamaneko
Zeldy: Samuraid
Raistlin: Samuraid
Leeza: cl_out
Rusty: Hsu

And now, please give a warm welcome to the presenter of this Ciddie, Squally Leonharty.

[Drift]

go squally!

[Mo-Nercy]

I know Psy's NOT going to win.
Hah!

[Rye]

Go Hsu. :D

[Psychotic]

I'd like Hsu or Samuraid to win this one, as both are very handsome gentlemen.

Why must Al Bhed cubed taunt me so? :weep: (But it's true so :()

[theundeadhero]

I would like Sepho to win this one, because booze make everyone handsome.

[Rusty]

Go Hsu :)

[Squally Leonharty]

Thank you very much, Award Guy!

Now, what does it take to be a helpful techie and in particular THE Most Helpful Techie of one of the most widely known gaming websites out there called Eyes on Final Fantasy? For one, being nice! Yesh, nice. And sexy and cute! Wait, no. That's for girls. Unless the winner is a girl, of course, but I don't know at the time of writing this, so sorry about that. >;O *whispers to Award Guy*But seriously, if it's going to be a girl, give me her picture and her phone number, will ya?*end whispering*

Secondly, being smart would also prove to be quite useful. To repeat what others have said requires education; to challenge it requires brains, so you cannot be helpful without having some intelligence to begin with. This award is not only a measurement of your own achievements by helping people, but also of your own intelligence and cooperability. As a result, you know what you are talking about and problems are tackled easily and quickly without losing time by looking up things, without accidentally giving the wrong answers and whatnot.

As for the rest, being capable of enduring the annoyances from people requiring help is also a necessity. So it is quite an achievement if you are still sane after receiving lots and lots of abuse every day, either verbally or...well, verbally (this is internet after all). Of course, that won't be the case when you are nominated to be the most helpful techie here, as everyone appreciates your help. So what the hell am I talking about? =D

Now, without further ado, the winner is.... *drumroll* *gets shot by a sniper... whose real identity has been Award Guy all along in the past 5 years* ;_______________;

[Mo-Nercy]

I'd like Hsu or Samuraid to win this one, as both are very handsome gentlemen.

Why must Al Bhed cubed taunt me so? :weep: (But it's true so :()
With that kind of attitude, you could have won the MLT Cry Like A Baby When They Win This Award Ciddie. But alas, you've missed your chance yet again.

[Psychotic]

With that kind of attitude, you could have won the MLT Cry Like A Baby When They Win This Award Ciddie. But alas, you've missed your chance yet again.Sorry, I was too busy concentrating on losing 14 times to waste any time on winning.

[Queen Award, First of Her Name]

Those who didn't make it...
Hsu.......................14
Sepho......................8
Yamaneko...................6
RSL........................1

[bipper]

Uh-oh, it looks like bipper is about to get violent and slaughter us all!

Have I lost all the Ciddies yet?
:greenie: I better start before you beat me to it :p

[Psychotic]

Come on Samuraid. Kick him in the grill!

[Queen Award, First of Her Name]

And the Ciddie goes to...

cl_out


cl_out....................42
Samuraid..................17

<i>cl_out makes a thumping victory after the close call in last Ciddies, and now has equalled Wyllius' record for most consecutive victories for a single Ciddie.</i>

[bipper]

Go Samuraid, because with any type of networking be it a bittorent or such, a bottleneck on the host computer CAN affect you downloads! pwned!

Bip :P

edit: /cry, grats Cl_out lol

[Psychotic]

Ah well, at least I got this prediction right!

EDIT: :monster: is proud. :p is too!

[Rusty]

Congrats, cl_out. :)

[Queen Award, First of Her Name]

Most Helpful Gamer

Last Time's Winner: Kawaii Ryûkishi
Nominations Leader: Kawaii Ryûkishi

The Nominees
Darth Holmes
DJZen
Kawaii Ryûkishi
Masamune·1600
Necronopticous
Sephiroth1999AD
TheAbominatrix

Who they predicted to win...
theundeadhero: Kawaii Ryûkishi
Psychotic: Kawaii Ryûkishi
Dignified Pauper: Darth Holmes
Neel With A Hat: Kawaii Ryûkishi
RSL: Kawaii Ryûkishi
Levian: Kawaii Ryûkishi
Primus Inter Pares: Kawaii Ryûkishi
eestlinc: Masamune?1600
Yamaneko: Necronopticous
Mitch: Darth Holmes
Chris: Kawaii Ryûkishi
Old Manus: Sephiroth1999AD
Zeldy: TheAbominatrix
Raistlin: Kawaii Ryûkishi
Leeza: Kawaii Ryûkishi
Rusty: TheAbominatrix

And now, please give a warm welcome to the presenter of this Ciddie, Tasura.

[Rye]

Congwats~ :)

[Resha]

Yay clout :p Now, for all those heart-to-heart talks about worms and viruses...

[theundeadhero]

I wonder if Kishi even looks at the ciddies anymore?

[Tasura]

And I am back!

Who is the Most Helpful Gamer you may ask, you've nominated your favorite, you've even voted for them, will the one you think is most helpful be the victor, or will they face the crushing blow of defeat? The most helpful gamer, is a true gamer, willing to help noobs to no end, even if its to their own ridicule. I'm out of brain words, so I'm just going to say Congrats!

[Drift]

go munty~!

[Rye]

Go SephyAD1999~

[Mo-Nercy]

You're doing good, Tasura. Hang in there, CaffeineMan.

[Tasura]

=( I want caffeine, I only have a non-caffeinted smoothie beverage. and loads of doughnuts. >_< 5 more and im done ^_^

[Queen Award, First of Her Name]

Those who didn't make it...
Necronopticous............14
Sephiroth1999AD...........13
TheAbominatrix............10
Darth Holmes...............8
DJZen......................5
RSL........................1

[Resha]

You're doing good, Tasura. Hang in there, CaffeineMan.
Yep. :) You've contributed a lot to these Ciddies, man.

Oooh, I bet it's Kishi then. :rolleyes2

[Tasura]

Go whoevrs is left that i voted/nominated for and such!

[Queen Award, First of Her Name]

And the Ciddie goes to...

Kawaii Ryûkishi


Kawaii Ryûkishi...........23
Masamune∙1600.............15

<i>The eight votes might seem like a decent margin, but the last two Ciddies Kishi has won by fifteen and eighteen votes - so it's a respectable fight that Masu put up.</i>

[theundeadhero]

GO GO BUFFALO!

[Raistlin]

The fact that I didn't win MLT to Drive Half the Staff Into Quitting is proof that the common EoFF voter is retarded. Such a travesty should not be allowed to occur. Did you notice that in their predictions, all the staff members picked me? Coincidence? I think not. In fact, I have good reason to believe I had a fairly large impact in Shlup's resignation as admin - so it's starting already! :D

Oh, and even though he hasn't gotten like any right, Yams's predictions have been the most amusing.

[Mo-Nercy]

Congrats.

[Psychotic]

Congratulations for another win, Kishi. My predictions are looking healthier now!

[Rusty]

Congrats.

[Tasura]

Congrats.

[Queen Award, First of Her Name]

Most Missed Member

Last Time's Winner: Baloki
Nominations Leader: Baloki

The Nominees
Baloki
Citizen Bleys
ff babe
GunbladeMaster
HOOTERS
Iri Valentine
Kathryn
Linus
m4tt
Misfit
Monkey
The Captain

Who they predicted to win...
theundeadhero: Monkey
Psychotic: The Captain
Dignified Pauper: Citizen Bleys
Neel With A Hat: The Captain
RSL: Monkey
Levian: Monkey
Primus Inter Pares: Baloki
eestlinc: Linus
Yamaneko: Citizen Bleys
Mitch: HOOTERS
Chris: Misfit
Old Manus: m4tt
Zeldy: Iri Valentine
Raistlin: Linus
Leeza: GunbladeMaster
Rusty: Baloki

And now, please give a warm welcome to the presenter of this Ciddie, Levian.

[Rye]

Goooo ff babe and Baloki and Kathryn~

Haha, Levian is presenting this one. This will be good. :)

[Psychotic]

I love so many of the nominees for this one. Baloki, ff babe, HOOTERS, Kathryn, Misfit, Loony BoB (I can dream)

[theundeadhero]

*sets stuff on fire*
*warm welcome*

[Ultima Shadow]

GO, BALOKI!!! :cool:

[Mo-Nercy]

I know Psy's NOT going to win.
Hah!

[Zeldy]

*Skull smiley* :(

[Primus Inter Pares]

baloki for the win, I've been pretty good with the predictions so far it seems :D

[Queen Award, First of Her Name]

Ok, that's it! I'm leaving EoFF forever!! :mad2:

Oh, haven't we all said those words, or at least thought them very loud inside our heads. Yet, we always come back for more.

Leaving EoFF is harder than it seems, but there are members that has gone through with it, and among them are these:

Baloki, Citizen Bleys, ff babe, GunbladeMaster, HOOTERS, Iri Valentine, Kathryn, Linus, m4tt, Misfit, Monkey, The Captain

Our precious members that were taken so brutally away from us. :( Some went in silence (http://www.eyesonff.com/forums/member.php?u=21), some went in riot (http://www.eyesonff.com/forums/member.php?u=12085), some went voluntarily (http://www.eyesonff.com/forums/member.php?u=9174), some went less voluntarily (http://www.eyesonff.com/forums/member.php?u=12496), and some was swallowed by the cruel world of FFXI. (http://www.eyesonff.com/forums/member.php?u=7643)

Man, I miss them. >:/ Which is why I'm leaving EoFF forever! :mad2:

[Rye]

Lev's presentation wins SO much. xD

[theundeadhero]

GO, MONKEY !!! (h)

[Raistlin]

If I predicted who I actually voted for, I think I'd be in better shape than I am right now.

[RPJesus]

I just spent the last hour and a half reading this whole topic. I desrve something just for that.

[Resha]

This is ADHD, I bet...but I'm forgetting everyone I voted for. >=/ :confused: Best of luck to everyone, then, and may the best creature win.

[Chris]

Misfit. :(

[Queen Award, First of Her Name]

Those who didn't make it...
Monkey.....................9
HOOTERS....................8
Citizen Bleys..............7
GunbladeMaster.............7
Linus......................5
Kathryn....................4
m4tt.......................4
Misfit.....................2
ff babe....................1
RSL........................1

<i>Baloki, Iri Valentine and The Captain take each other on.</i>

[theundeadhero]

*Gives alcyhol to RPJesus*

[Rye]

ff babe isn't part of the top 3! ;_________;

Go Baloki!

[Psychotic]

lo<b></b>l ff babe. I'd have voted for her but Baloki screeched at me demanding I give him my vote, so I did.

At least he's in the final though!

EDIT: the l<b></b>ol censor isn't funny anymore. :(

[Tasura]

I just spent the last hour and a half reading this whole topic. I desrve something just for that.

Ive been awake for 28 hours and wrote 7 speeches, weboth need something, like a stiff drink.

[Ultima Shadow]

BALOKI!!! :hyper:

[theundeadhero]

It's hard to miss Baloki when he's on LJ, though.

[Psychotic]

It's hard to miss Baloki when he's on LJ, though.The Captain and Iri have LJs too. ;)

[Queen Award, First of Her Name]

And the Ciddie goes to...

Baloki


Baloki....................20
Iri Valentine.............14
The Captain...............14

<i>Baloki becomes the first member to win this Ciddie twice!</i>

[Resha]

I don't think Iri, at any rate, uses hers.

Edit: Conononongratulations Balooooki! :D Yay.

[Psychotic]

Haha, he'll be extremely pleased with that one.

[Ultima Shadow]

Awesome!

Unban Baloki! :greenie:

[Mo-Nercy]

Congrats, Baloki.

[Primus Inter Pares]

Oh hell yes, I like my prediction streak so far :D

[Chris]

Congrats, Tailz. :)

[Jess]

Congratulations Baloki.
You will get your ice-cream cone one day. :)

[Brian The Pink Shark]

grats baloki but we still see him in chat :choc:

[Rusty]

Congrats, Baloki :)

[Queen Award, First of Her Name]

The BoB Explains the True Beauty of the Pie Graph Break

<img src="http://www.aiyon.com/keke/piegraph.png" alt="Watch the posts where winners were revealed!">

[Brian The Pink Shark]

commercial break time ya

www.squinnforpresident.org

www.squinnbestveteran.com

www.:choc:.com

[Resha]

xD Happy pie-eating, you. :p

[Psychotic]

Haha, the breaks this year are good. :laugh:

Although I was hoping we'd see Most Underrated first, as that's one I've been looking forward to. Should be a good fight!

[Brian The Pink Shark]

cant wait for horniest member, thats when i shine :choc:

[Resha]

cant wait for horniest member, thats when i shine :choc:
You're not horny! :) :D

[Primus Inter Pares]

But I am :joey:, not nominated though :p

[Brian The Pink Shark]

im presenting though :choc:

[RPJesus]

Thanks for the support, there.

A note to Loony: I don't like your calender. Get a new one ;) Perhaps something featuring egg-people. I love them with a hearty heart of heartness. :p

[Loony BoB]

My calendar is perfectly acceptable. :D

Thanks very much to those who voted me Most Helpful Member. And MLT Be Mr. Burns.

Also, yay for pie graphs! Check all the past winner posts. :)

[Queen Award, First of Her Name]

Most Underrated Member

Last Time's Winner: Hsu
Nominations Leader: Faris

The Nominees
Faris
Jebus
theundeadhero

Who they predicted to win...
theundeadhero: Faris
Psychotic: Jebus
Dignified Pauper: Jebus
Neel With A Hat: Jebus
RSL: Jebus
Levian: Faris
Primus Inter Pares: Jebus
eestlinc: Faris
Yamaneko: Jebus
Mitch: theundeadhero
Chris: Faris
Old Manus: theundeadhero
Zeldy: Jebus
Raistlin: Jebus
Leeza: Jebus
Rusty: theundeadhero

And now, please give a warm welcome to the presenter of this Ciddie, Maxico.

[RPJesus]

cough*pervo*cough

Yeah, acceptable for a... cough*pervo*cough

[Mo-Nercy]

I know Psy's NOT going to win.
Hah!

[Chris]

Faris. :love:

[Zeldy]

JAAAAAAAAYBUSSSSSSS

[Psychotic]

Sorry tuh, I want one of Faris or Jebus to win. I'm sure you appreciate why. :love:

[Queen Award, First of Her Name]

The nominees are: Jebus, Faris, theundeadhero and Ma- oh wait, never mind.

As usual, most of last year’s nominees have disappeared, either by becoming vaguely popular, or slipping into the realm of “hyper-obscurity”.

Although due to the very nature of this award, surely winning would detract from the winners “underrated” status, making this one of the more paradoxical awards out there. I mean, the real winner would be the person voted (or nominated) the least. *cough*

On the predictions side of things, I would say that as the only person on the roster to be nominated for this award twice in a row, theundeadhero should win. However looking at the current state of eoff, I have a feeling that it probably won’t pan out that way.

Well I think that I’ve stretched this out for just about as long as possible, so over to you, Award Guy...

[theundeadhero]

Faris will win, I'm sure.

[Queen Award, First of Her Name]

Those who didn't make it...
theundeadhero.............26
RSL........................1

[Ultima Shadow]

http://img318.imageshack.us/img318/7492/piegraph7nz.pngOMFG! BoB for horniest member!

[Raistlin]

One of the few where my prediction matched my vote. Let's go Jebus!

[Resha]

Best of luck to all of you. :love:

[Queen Award, First of Her Name]

And the Ciddie goes to...

Jebus


Jebus.....................37
Faris.....................31

[Mo-Nercy]

That's one Ciddie to Psy's none. Good work Jebus. Congrats.

[Resha]

'Grats, Jeebie. Heebie-jeebies...:eek:

[Psychotic]

Jeebie finally wins one!

[Chris]

Argh, I'm sorry Faris. Congrats, Jebus! :)

[rubah]

wtg jebbus:)

[Queen Award, First of Her Name]

Horniest Member

Last Time's Winner: Fuzakeru
Nominations Leader: Ansem

The Nominees
Ansem
boris no no
Chaos Prophecy.Crash..
Darth Holmes
faster skating penguin
Fuzakeru
Jebus
ShlupQuack
yuna_elena
Zeldy

Who they predicted to win...
theundeadhero: Darth Holmes
Psychotic: Ansem
Dignified Pauper: boris no no
Neel With A Hat: boris no no
RSL: Darth Holmes
Levian: Darth Holmes
Primus Inter Pares: yuna_elena
eestlinc: ShlupQuack
Yamaneko: ShlupQuack
Mitch: faster skating penguin
Chris: Ansem
Old Manus: faster skating penguin
Zeldy: ShlupQuack
Raistlin: ShlupQuack
Leeza: ShlupQuack
Rusty: Ansem

And now, please give a warm welcome to the presenter of this Ciddie, Squinn.

[Tasura]

way to go Jebity Jebity Jebus!

[Brian The Pink Shark]

This is the award for horniest member. We sharks do not feel horny, but I promised myself I would not get into the specifics of shark reproduction for a third time in on EoFF.

I don’t know why they hand this award out, the person who wins is only going to use it to aid in their masturbation, I know wavey would but they wouldn’t let him have this so without further ado here’s ag with the winner :P .

:choc:

[Resha]

HOW CAN THIS LIST BE MISSING ULTIMA SHADOW???? *hates everybody*

Edit: And go yuna_elena, you surely are the horniest ;)

[Rye]

Yay, I didn't miss much~

[Queen Award, First of Her Name]

Those who didn't make it...
Fuzakeru..................11
ShlupQuack................11
Chaos Prophecy.Crash.......9
Darth Holmes...............9
faster skating penguin.....9
yuna_elena.................6
Jebus......................5
Zeldy......................4
RSL........................1

<i>Fuza, the winner in the past two Ciddies, is out, along with Shlup, the winner from late 2003. That leaves Ansem, winner of mid-year 2004, and boris no no going for her maiden victory.</i>

[Old Manus]

http://www.music.vt.edu/musicdictionary/texth/images/horn.jpg

[Mo-Nercy]

I know Psy's NOT going to win.
Hah!

[rubah]

I for one would love to know the mechanics of shark reproduction.


http://www.music.vt.edu/musicdictionary/texth/images/horn.jpg

It's not nice to F your Horn!

[edit- sadly, some people will not get the joke. That is a french horn, which is tuned to the key of F when compared to a concert pitched instrument]

[Resha]

I for one would love to know the mechanics of shark reproduction.
They have...sexual intercourse.

Yes, it's quite true. GO RUTHY! :D

[Psychotic]

Unlucky Stephie, Shauna too.

Both boris and Ansem are cool, but I think I'll root for boris as Ansem has already won a Ciddie this time around.

[Ultima Shadow]

I'm a god of pure sex and hornieness. I'm hornier than any other human being. However... for some reason, no one except Resha seems to have realised this yet. :greenie:

[Rye]

They have...sexual intercourse.

Yes, it's quite true. GO RUTHY! :D

:eek: Go Ruth~

[Brian The Pink Shark]

aww poor shauna i thought she'd win that :choc:

EDIT- Sharks dont have intercourse btw :D :choc:

[Queen Award, First of Her Name]

And the Ciddie goes to...

Ansem


Ansem.....................16
boris no no...............12

[rubah]

zomp resha LIED!

[Shauna]

I'd never win that. Ever. :D

[Psychotic]

Unlucky boris, but well done to Ansem anyway, a worthy winner.

[Resha]

aww poor shauna i thought she'd win that :choc:

EDIT- Sharks dont have intercourse btw :D :choc:
I don't know, to be honest I made it up to sound SHOCKING :D And I shocked Rye lawl :D

Edit: 'Grats Ansem *huggles Noonoo*

But US and you will always be the horniest for me :)

[Mo-Nercy]

Congrats Ansem on beating Ruthie. Hole.

[Brian The Pink Shark]

rye dear i will tell you later if you really wish to know :choc:

[Rye]

rye dear i will tell you later if you really wish to know :choc:

Yay! xD

[themagicroundabout]

hoorah for ansem! :)

[Resha]

rye dear i will tell you later if you really wish to know :choc:
Tell me too! :mad2:

[Zeldy]

I knew I had no chance with this one.
Congratulations Ansem! :)

[rubah]

Don't tell her! She's only 16!

[Resha]

Don't tell her! She's only 16!
We am 43, y'betrayer of the faith! :( We am 43 year old men.

[Queen Award, First of Her Name]

Weirdest Member

Last Time's Winner: Chris
Nominations Leader: Meat Puppet

The Nominees
Calliope
Chaos Prophecy.Crash..
Chris
Darth Ultimortal
Fliff-the-mooglepancake
Future Esthar
GooeyToast
Meat Puppet
Old Manus
Primus Inter Pares
Psychotic
TifaLockhart7
Trumpet Thief

Who they predicted to win...
theundeadhero: Chris
Psychotic: Primus Inter Pares
Dignified Pauper: GooeyToast
Neel With A Hat: Chris
RSL: Primus Inter Pares
Levian: Chaos Prophecy.Crash..
Primus Inter Pares: Future Esthar
eestlinc: Calliope
Yamaneko: Calliope
Mitch: Trumpet Thief
Chris: Future Esthar
Old Manus: TifaLockhart7
Zeldy: Chaos Prophecy.Crash..
Raistlin: Psychotic
Leeza: Future Esthar
Rusty: Future Esthar

And now, please give a warm welcome to the presenter of this Ciddie, Tasura.

[Brian The Pink Shark]

PM me if you'd like to know :choc:

[Rye]

Go Paul. :D

[Old Manus]

RSL ftw

[Tasura]

And Im back again, for the ummm 3rd? time.

Weirdest member eh? YOU ARE ALL WEIRD! But not as weird as me ^_^, I am surprsied i didnt get nominated <_<>_>. So you nominees must be aliean weird, cause im freaky weird and such. But it takes all kinds to build a community, even weirdos like you. So, AG, take it away.

[Mo-Nercy]

I know Psy's NOT going to win.
Hah!

[Maxico]

Ahaha, I have next to ZERO memory of writing that. I'm surprised it was that readable.

[Queen Award, First of Her Name]

Those who didn't make it...
Meat Puppet...............12
Trumpet Thief.............11
Calliope..................10
Chaos Prophecy.Crash.......8
GooeyToast.................8
Old Manus..................8
Darth Ultimortal...........4
Psychotic..................4
Primus Inter Pares.........2
TifaLockhart7..............2
Fliff-the-mooglepancake....1
RSL........................1

[smittenkitten]

Has to be Old manus its in the name :D

[Old Manus]

Unfortunately

[Tasura]

Ahaha, I have next to ZERO memory of writing that. I'm surprised it was that readable.

Your not alone, most of these I wrote in the last 5 hours, and i have no idea what they said when i pasted them here.

[Psychotic]

This is my fifteenth loss now. Is this some kind of record? :laugh:

It's Chris v Future Esthar I think, so I'ma go for Chris!

[Queen Award, First of Her Name]

And the Ciddie goes to...

Future Esthar


Future Esthar.............14
Chris.....................13

[Psychotic]

Didn't he win the gaming forum thing too? Wow, a good Ciddies session for FE.

[Chris]

This was the one I REALLY wanted. :(

[themagicroundabout]

yay for future esthar!
hasnt he won 2 ciddies now? :excited:

[Queen Award, First of Her Name]

Indeed - Future Esthar completes this Ciddies with a 100% win record.

[Shauna]

And, he'll never know about either of them. :D

[The Summoner of Leviathan]

*goes through pages* CONGRATS TO THE WINNERS SO FAR!

[Queen Award, First of Her Name]

Funniest Member

Last Time's Winner: Psychotic
Nominations Leader: Psychotic

The Nominees
eestlinc
Meat Puppet
Old Manus
Psychotic
The Summoner of Leviathan
theundeadhero
Yamaneko

Who they predicted to win...
theundeadhero: Psychotic
Psychotic: Old Manus
Dignified Pauper: Old Manus
Neel With A Hat: Psychotic
RSL: Yamaneko
Levian: Psychotic
Primus Inter Pares: Old Manus
eestlinc: eestlinc
Yamaneko: eestlinc
Mitch: Old Manus
Chris: Psychotic
Old Manus: The Summoner of Leviathan
Zeldy: Old Manus
Raistlin: Psychotic
Leeza: Old Manus
Rusty: Psychotic

And now, please give a warm welcome to the presenter of this Ciddie, Parvus Edea.

[Psychotic]

Come on loss #16, hit me with all you got.

[Rye]

Gooo Paul~ :)

[Resha]

yay for him! Sorry Chris *huggles* But 'twas just by one!

[Chris]

Psy... (!) I think/ hope/ know/ do not know. :eep:

Edit: Thanks, Resha. :(

[Old Manus]

Hello there Psychotic

[themagicroundabout]

oh ho ho! i do hope psy wins this one! :)
or meat puppet! :)
in fact i hope both of them win :) how amazing would that be? :)

[Old Manus]

:(

[Queen Award, First of Her Name]

Greetings and Salutations fellow EoFFer's. I am here to present the award for Funniest Member. I believe that this is an important award. Everyone likes to laugh and these seven gentlemen make that possible. They are the goofballs, slack offs, and good time guys. They are without a doubt our Class Clowns. They make us I cried aloud with mirth and merriment, ROFL, LMAO, and of course cry aloud with mirth and merriment. Ironically they are all talented spammers too. Coincedence? I'll let you decide. In the meantime, we members had the duty to decide which of these hilarious people is the 'creme de la creme' of our comedy world.

[Tasura]

Congrats thethe rpevious winnrs of such and the ones from the lasat time i said congrats. *eats a doughnut*

[Zeldy]

Old Manus FTW :D !

[smittenkitten]

OLD MANUS! he makes me lol and die! :D

[XxSephirothxX]

It's only taken me half an hour to catch up on this entire thread. :p Congrats to the winners, especially Chocolate Thief Locke! I can't believe enough people voted for me to get it that close. <3 you guys.

NOW LET THE FESTIVITIES CONTINUE!

[Queen Award, First of Her Name]

Those who didn't make it...
Yamaneko..................15
Old Manus.................14
eestlinc...................7
The Summoner of Leviathan..7
theundeadhero..............6
RSL........................1

<i>Deja vu - Meat Puppet and Psychotic go head to head, just like earlier this year.</i>

[Psychotic]

I just noticed Award Guy got post #666. SEE? THAT'S FUNNY! I CAN BE FUNNY! :(

(did I lose yet?)

EDIT: Oh ho, Liam Donald, OH HO! I want revenge for the screen name competition! :irked:

[Resha]

Come on, Pawl! :D *huggles* Chin up. :)

[smittenkitten]

Come on Psychotic :D

[Leeza]

Congratulations to all of the winners so far. :)

My real votes seem to be winning over my predictions. Strange. :)

These guys are all funny in their own way, but...go YAMS! :)

EDIT: Oh well. So much for Yams. :)

[Tasura]

Psy! Go for the gold!

[Old Manus]

:cry::cry::cry::cry::cry::cry::cry::cry::cry::cry::cry::cry::cry::cry::cry::cry::cry::cry::cry::cry: :cry::cry::cry::cry::cry::cry::cry::cry::cry::cry::cry::cry::cry::cry::cry::cry::cry::cry::cry::cry: :cry::cry::cry::cry::cry::cry::cry::cry::cry::cry::cry::cry::cry::cry::cry::cry::cry::cry::cry::cry: :cry::cry::cry::cry::cry::cry::cry::cry::cry::cry::cry::cry:

[Queen Award, First of Her Name]

And the Ciddie goes to...

Psychotic


Psychotic.................25
Meat Puppet...............21

[Psychotic]

Hurray! :roll:

Sixteenth time lucky. Thanks to all 25 of you. :love:

[Rye]

Congrats Paul! You win at the humour rainbow. :D

[rubah]

wtg pssy:]

[Old Manus]

Who have you been bribing :cool:

[Queen Award, First of Her Name]

Best Chatter

Last Time's Winner: Resha
Nominations Leader: rubah

The Nominees
Cbc
Jebus
Kirobaito
Primus Inter Pares
Resha
rubah
themagicroundabout
yuna_elena

Who they predicted to win...
theundeadhero: Primus Inter Pares
Psychotic: rubah
Dignified Pauper: rubah
Neel With A Hat: rubah
RSL: rubah
Levian: rubah
Primus Inter Pares: rubah
eestlinc: rubah
Yamaneko: rubah
Mitch: Primus Inter Pares
Chris: Resha
Old Manus: themagicroundabout
Zeldy: yuna_elena
Raistlin: Jebus
Leeza: rubah
Rusty: rubah

And now, please give a warm welcome to the presenter of this Ciddie, boris no no.

After the speech, Best Chatter will be revealed in #eoff, and only after that will the winner be posted into the forums.

[Tasura]

*claps* yay Psy! *continues eating doughnut*

[Resha]

pfsh xD :D

[Zeldy]

SHAUNA :D

[Resha]

Oh, yay, GO WUBAH! :hyper: I wish to pass it on to yooou! Or PiP! Or Shauna! Either or, any and all will do.

[smittenkitten]

Well done Psy :beer: Come on PiP Shauna my twin and husband and resha my twin and wife :D

[Queen Award, First of Her Name]

OK! so the award for the best chatter. so many people in there , i know my favourite *waves* you know who you are ;). anyways. Some of you may or may not know, i pretty much live in chat, well most of the time. IRC chat is a wonder to the modern world!! sad, balding 52 year old men can chat up anyone they want and seem cool and swauve *stares at Cbc*
there are so many people in chat, so many new faces! but you have picked the winner |/\| WINNA!! so here it is!!

<b><i>Chatter is to be revealed in chat now. Please, if you find out who won, don't say anything in this thread until it the winner is posted into the forums.</i></b>

[XxSephirothxX]

If PiP wins this award, we know it's the fault of you non-#eoffers, and there will be much beheading!

[Zeldy]

Oh.. I can't be bothered with Chat today

[Queen Award, First of Her Name]

And the Ciddie goes to...

rubah


rubah.....................27
Jebus.....................12
Resha.....................10
Primus Inter Pares.........9
themagicroundabout.........9
yuna_elena.................9
Cbc........................7
Kirobaito..................3
RSL........................1

[Rye]

Congrats, rubah~ :)

[Queen Award, First of Her Name]

Best Spammer

Last Time's Winner: Psychotic
Nominations Leader: Psychotic

The Nominees
Darth Ultimortal
eestlinc
Meat Puppet
Neel With A Hat
Not At All Reno
Old Manus
Primus Inter Pares
Psychotic
Yamaneko

Who they predicted to win...
theundeadhero: Old Manus
Psychotic: Psychotic
Dignified Pauper: Psychotic
Neel With A Hat: Old Manus
RSL: Psychotic
Levian: Old Manus
Primus Inter Pares: Yamaneko
eestlinc: eestlinc
Yamaneko: Psychotic
Mitch: Primus Inter Pares
Chris: Meat Puppet
Old Manus: Neel With A Hat
Zeldy: Primus Inter Pares
Raistlin: Psychotic
Leeza: Psychotic
Rusty: Meat Puppet

And now, please give a warm welcome to the presenter of this Ciddie, Tasura.

[Rye]

Goooo Paul. :)

[Tasura]

Bakc again, you cant seem to be able to get rid of me can you?

Best Spammer. Pfft, there aint no such thing as a good spammer, or good spam, unkess it is highly processed sandwhich meat, then it is <3. But EoFF needs someone to break the rules, or in the curent situation some someones. you know who you are mainly becuase youve been nominated. >_< And heres AG with the winner.

[Old Manus]

Reminds me of the Spam advert (it sucked)

EDIT: NOT THE SPEECH

[Psychotic]

OMG *SPAM* ^__________^;;;

[Resha]

LOL, CAUGHT RED-HANDED, YOU!

[Rye]

OMG *SPAM* ^__________^;;;

lol

[smittenkitten]

hehe come on paul :D

[Queen Award, First of Her Name]

Those who didn't make it...
Meat Puppet...............15
Old Manus..................9
Yamaneko...................9
Darth Ultimortal...........7
eestlinc...................6
Neel With A Hat............6
Not At All Reno............6
RSL........................1

[Zeldy]

Go PiP :excited:

[Resha]

Let me take this opportunity to reiterate how much I hate the l</>ol filter :D

[rubah]

C'mon pssy:]

[Psychotic]

I'm against the PiP Behemoth? Oh great.

[Tasura]

*voted Psy* sorry PiPma boy, Ive known Psy longer.

[Queen Award, First of Her Name]

And the Ciddie goes to...

Psychotic


Psychotic.................21
Primus Inter Pares........16

[Rye]

Good jorb, Paul :D

[Psychotic]

I'll spam you right in the face, PiPeroony! :cool:

[XxSephirothxX]

Psy wins again! Huzzah!

[Tasura]

hmmm When I vote for Psy, he wins. Odd that.

[smittenkitten]

wOOt!! :beer: :roll: :bgl: :barf: :spin:

[Hawkeye]

Crap I forgot to vote!

[Old Manus]

hmmm When I vote for Psy, he wins. Odd that.
l</>ol rly

[Resha]

Congratulations! :D

[Queen Award, First of Her Name]

Best Poster

Last Time's Winner: The Captain
Nominations Leader: Big D

The Nominees
Big D
Chris
Craig
Del Murder
eestlinc
Masamune·1600
Psychotic
Resha

Who they predicted to win...
theundeadhero: Psychotic
Psychotic: Big D
Dignified Pauper: Del Murder
Neel With A Hat: Big D
RSL: Del Murder
Levian: Psychotic
Primus Inter Pares: eestlinc
eestlinc: Big D
Yamaneko: Big D
Mitch: Big D
Chris: Big D
Old Manus: Craig
Zeldy: Resha
Raistlin: Del Murder
Leeza: Psychotic
Rusty: Resha

And now, please give a warm welcome to the presenter of this Ciddie, Primus Inter Pares.

[Psychotic]

Thank you, dear friends! And remember: Spam for fun, not to look cool.

Peas out. :cool:

[Hawkeye]

All the cool kids do it though!

[Queen Award, First of Her Name]

Since its incorporation into the ciddies one year ago, best poster was dominated by The Captain taking both ciddies, since being generally innactive for the months leading up to the ciddes, he has failed to defend his title, however being nominated for Most Missed (already announced). So there is no past winners of the award in the nominees. Of the 8 nominated this time around, 5 have been nominated for the award before with Psychotic and Del Murder being nominated both times.

So, who will take the ciddie for the best poster this time around, and be the third winner of this rather prestigious award?

Will it be:

Big D, always polite, always nice and with some great one liners guaranteed to make ya laugh, definately in with a good chance based on last time's performance of second place, can Big D go one up this time?

Chris, the ever active Grace Jones fanboy, will mentioning her in nearly every post increase his chances at this award exponentially?

Craig, always on the ready for a witty remark, first nomination for this award, will he make it on his first try?

Del Murder, resident elitist and "retired" spammer, came second to The Captain one year ago but failed to make the same impact in the mid year Ciddies, will he strike back with enough force to take the award out?

eestlinc, recently mischevious CK well known for the avatar changes that occured not too long ago, always around, and the final of the three knights to be nominated this time around, but with not the best display at the last awards will he make the cut against the odds?

Masamune∙1600, the one poster that stays out of general chat mainly that was nominated for this ciddie, with some great discussions and posts behind him in the various gaming forums does he have the strength to come through, or will the GC'ers edge him out?

Psychotic, third time on the block for this award, can he improve on his fourth placing last time? Will it be a case of third time lucky for Psy?

Resha, cute and cuddly and with the ability to make the proper posts when needed. Her first nomination for the award, will a newcomer claim the prize from those that have tried and failed previously?

These questions will hopefully be answered when Award Guy names the winner, so, without further delay, over to AG for the winner.

[smittenkitten]

Come on Big D!! :smash:

[rubah]

Let's go big D!

[Masamune·1600]

And suddenly there is silence.

EDIT: Or not.

[Queen Award, First of Her Name]

Those who didn't make it...
Del Murder................14
Masamune∙1600.............11
eestlinc...................8
Resha......................8
Craig......................3
Chris......................2
RSL........................1

[Rye]

Go Paul! And Big D too!

[Psychotic]

Me vs D! I don't think I can keep up this winning thing for too long though. I want to mope about losing some more!

[Resha]

Whoa, 'tis 'tween Big D and Psy. :eek:

[Tasura]

Sorry Psy, I ddint vote for you here, you wont win.

Edit~ I stand highly corrected, good show.

[Queen Award, First of Her Name]

And the Ciddie goes to...

Psychotic


Psychotic.................26
Big D.....................21

[Chris]

Congrats, Psy! :p

[Rye]

Another win! xD Good job, Paul. :D

[Resha]

Congratulations! :D Oh, what a weary word on my tongue.

[smittenkitten]

Zomg so close :) well done Psy *hegs*

[Psychotic]

Wow, now that one is pretty surprising. Beating Big D by 5 votes is pretty awesome, so I'm proud to win. Thanks everyone.

[Shauna]

xD Go Psy!