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Raistlin
12-04-2005, 11:55 PM
I would like to kindly ask that the Staff stop arbitrarily abusing their powers by editting out my sig. My sig breaks no rules, and therefore shouldn't be editted. I'm going about, minding my own businesses, and I have to check every couple of minutes to change back my sig. This drastically reduces my enjoyment time of these forums, so I would appreciate an immediate halt to these activities.

Sincerely,
Mr. McLarentwitz


P.S. - BooB smells. <img src="http://www3.hmc.edu/~nshah/Downloads/07107.gif">

Craig
12-05-2005, 12:12 AM
Yeah, and can you also stop burning down rainforests too please?

Sincerely,
Craig

Cruise Control
12-05-2005, 12:14 AM
SAVE THE TREES 2005!

Leeza
12-05-2005, 12:22 AM
Signature limits
A maximum width of 550 pixels.
A maximum height of 250 pixels.
These include any text in the signature outside images.
Total file size of all images combined must not exceed 50 KiB (51,200 bytes).
Any signatures not following these or any signatures with questionable or problematic content will be removed/edited by staff, and you may have your signature editing privileges temporarily disabled if this happens several times.



Rudy Toppeldauer McLarentwitz, stay on topic! :)

...and please try to accept NO for an answer because that's the only answer you'll be getting. :)
Well if the answer won't ever change, it can't hurt to have a little fun, eh? :)

Just having some fun. You asked for it. :)

...and bringing the whole Staff into it? I think you can see my name on the edits. :)

escobert
12-05-2005, 12:30 AM
What I'm going to be a CK omfg!?

Psychotic
12-05-2005, 12:33 AM
Dear Staff,

You are lame. I am rad. Please make sure that, should you hire a replacement Knight for Ms. Yamaneko, they are briefed on the usual conventions regarding paying tribute and sacrificing innocent newbies to me.

Also, bring me more popcorn. Oh, and a foot massage would be great. Thanks slaves!

Sincerely,
Prince Lord Admiral General President Psychotic, CEO.

P.S. Yeah, he really does.

Raistlin
12-05-2005, 12:36 AM
Leeza: what questionable/problematic content? There's been worse posted here. :p

EDIT: and the BooB editted my sig a few times, too. At least once, anyway.

DK
12-05-2005, 12:38 AM
Dear Raisin,


Shut up and kiss me.

Sincerely, Dan.

Leeza
12-05-2005, 12:42 AM
Leeza: what questionable/problematic content? There's been worse posted here. :p

EDIT: and the BooB editted my sig a few times, too. At least once, anyway.
But why should it need to be worse when it can be better? :)

Raistlin
12-05-2005, 12:43 AM
The Pimp is vastly superior to kittens. I think I'll ask Lynx to make an animated .gif of the pimp smiley feasting on little kittens, actually.

Leeza
12-05-2005, 12:48 AM
...or I can just put you into a No Sig For Me group. :)

Raistlin
12-05-2005, 12:49 AM
Then I would have to protest a little more seriously, since I haven't broken any rules. :p

Psychotic
12-05-2005, 12:49 AM
Signature limits
A maximum width of 550 pixels.
A maximum height of 250 pixels.
These include any text in the signature outside images.
Total file size of all images combined must not exceed 50 KiB (51,200 bytes).
Any signatures not following these or any signatures with questionable or problematic content will be removed/edited by staff, and you may have your signature editing privileges temporarily disabled if this happens several times.

Come on guys, do I really have to point out your duties for you? Also you might want to take a look at his avatar. If his sig is offensive, so is his avatar. Amateurs!

EDIT: Okay maybe I don't. Damned Leeza.

Raistlin
12-05-2005, 12:50 AM
That's enough, Psycho. >=O

Psychotic
12-05-2005, 12:52 AM
It can't hurt to have a "little fun", Mister McLarentwitz. :)

Raistlin
12-05-2005, 12:53 AM
I'll have a little fun with my fist in your face! <img src="http://www3.hmc.edu/~nshah/Downloads/07107.gif">

Psychotic
12-05-2005, 12:54 AM
It beats where you put it last time.

Raistlin
12-05-2005, 12:57 AM
xD

Oh, and:

DanieLoony: Psy is totally right!

A quote for the ages.

Psychotic
12-05-2005, 12:58 AM
Getting BoB to say good things about me? Oh come on, that's low, even for you. Fight fair or not at all.

Hawkeye
12-05-2005, 01:12 AM
Thats friggin pimp man.

Dear Staff,

Love,
Hawkeye

Leeza
12-05-2005, 01:22 AM
Then I would have to protest a little more seriously, since I haven't broken any rules. :p

All of these vB changes keep knocking things out, but those Sig Restrictions also had a clause put in at one time where Staff could remove any sig at any time for whatever reason, due to that one time remember when someone put the same image in 20 something times and it was way over the 50 kb limit but each image was not on its own? I'll have to see about having that replaced.

And yes, you have broken rules and I do I see this one as being <i>problematic</i> because anyone else who replaces their sig with the same sig that I have just editted out for them would normally get a Warning PM from me and then a permanent removal. <i>You</i> are being problematic as well as your sig. :)

Yamaneko
12-05-2005, 01:26 AM
What's wrong with his sig?

Leeza
12-05-2005, 01:27 AM
You wouldn't understand, Yams. :)

Raistlin
12-05-2005, 01:47 AM
And yes, you have broken rules and I do I see this one as being problematic because anyone else who replaces their sig with the same sig that I have just editted out for them would normally get a Warning PM from me and then a permanent removal. You are being problematic as well as your sig.
Only if the removal wasn't obviously joking. Replacing my sig with kitten pictures doesn't help your argument any. Just having fun, right? :p

Leeza
12-05-2005, 01:54 AM
I thought we were until you made this thread. :)

Raistlin
12-05-2005, 01:56 AM
I thought this thread proved that I was having fun. <img src="http://www3.hmc.edu/~nshah/Downloads/07107.gif">

I have failed. :(

Leeza
12-05-2005, 01:56 AM
:)

Raistlin
12-05-2005, 01:58 AM
<img src="http://www3.hmc.edu/~nshah/Downloads/07107.gif">

Psychotic
12-05-2005, 01:59 AM
Now all we need is a picture of something random, like say, a child falling from a bicycle, accompanied by "FAILED!" in large writing.

Where's Old Manus when you need him?

Leeza
12-05-2005, 02:00 AM
I thought this thread proved that I was having fun. <img src="http://www3.hmc.edu/~nshah/Downloads/07107.gif">

I have failed. :(
You're supposed to use happy smilies when you're having fun. Not smoking pimps. :)

Yamaneko
12-05-2005, 02:03 AM
Is it really the pitfalls of smoking that's keeping you guys from adding the smiley here or is it that for the past two and a half years (on and off of course) Raist and I have talked about The Pimp and you want to punish us by not adding it? Or is it both?

Raistlin
12-05-2005, 02:04 AM
That is my happy face, though. :)

<img src="http://www3.hmc.edu/~nshah/Downloads/07107.gif">

EDIT: Yams, I know BooB is just bitter about Aiyon. I don't know about Leeza, though.:p

MecaKane
12-05-2005, 02:08 AM
Who has more fun than a pimp Leeza? <img src="http://www3.hmc.edu/~nshah/Downloads/07107.gif">

Leeza
12-05-2005, 02:55 AM
Smoking is bad. :mad2:

Psychotic
12-05-2005, 03:04 AM
You won't allow the pimp smiley because smoking is bad? Well then, I guess you'll just have to remove this guy (http://forums.eyesonff.com/member.php?u=1)'s avatar, won't you?

Raistlin
12-05-2005, 03:04 AM
<img src="http://www3.hmc.edu/~nshah/Downloads/07107.gif">

EDIT: hahaha, I love you, Psycho. <3

Yamaneko
12-05-2005, 03:08 AM
Isn't he chewing on some grass? :confused:

eestlinc
12-05-2005, 03:12 AM
is that sean's wife?

Leeza
12-05-2005, 03:19 AM
Yes, he's chewing grass...or something. I see no cig.

Yes, that is Sean's wife. :)

Raistlin
12-05-2005, 03:24 AM
He obviously has a cigarette in his mouth. And some more tucked into his goggles. :D

EDIT: if that's grass, than the Pimp merely has three white pixels in his mouth which just caught on fire by accident.

Psychotic
12-05-2005, 03:26 AM
Yes, the very piece of grass he uses to light up a stick of dynamite during one of his limit breaks. :rolleyes2

Here is a clearer picture, from this very site:

http://eyesonff.com/ff7/images/cid2.jpg

I like the packet tucked into his goggles, that was a nice touch. Packet of grass, that is. :)

Primus Inter Pares
12-05-2005, 03:28 AM
But seriously, the pimp smilie does look pretty good.

eestlinc
12-05-2005, 03:36 AM
Yes, he's chewing grass...or something. I see no cig.

I want some of that grass, man!

Yes, that is Sean's wife. :)
good work sean!


if that's grass, than the Pimp merely has three white pixels in his mouth which just caught on fire by accident.
maybe they caught fire on purpose!!!

Raistlin
12-05-2005, 03:40 AM
...You. Hell. Now.

eestlinc
12-05-2005, 03:44 AM
oh you HAD to have said the "caught on fire accidentally" part knowing full well an "or on purpose" was coming!

Raistlin
12-05-2005, 03:47 AM
As surprising as it may come to you and those who remind me about that every day, I do occasionally forget.

eestlinc
12-05-2005, 03:49 AM
well it was pretty funny regardless. three white pixels!

Yamaneko
12-05-2005, 03:57 AM
I want some of that grass, man!
There's more than one way to get high, baby...

escobert
12-05-2005, 04:13 AM
God you stoners. Back on topic!

eestlinc
12-05-2005, 04:19 AM
There's more than one way to get high, baby...
YVAN EHT NIOJ

escobert
12-05-2005, 04:38 AM
No I like the airforce :(

Leeza
12-05-2005, 06:02 AM
Does not matter what Cid is smoking or chewing or whatever he has near his mouth...the pimp smilie will not be in the smilie database. Chew on that. :)

Raistlin
12-05-2005, 06:17 AM
Does not matter what Cid is smoking or chewing or whatever he has near his mouth...the pimp smilie will not be in the smilie database. Chew on that. :)
No worries, it doesn't need to be in the database for me to plaster it all over EoFF. :D

Leeza
12-05-2005, 06:20 AM
You maybe. But it would be too much hassle for the regular poster to go through. :)

Raistlin
12-05-2005, 06:23 AM
I'll post enough pimps for 100 regular members.

-N-
12-05-2005, 07:56 AM
Was that my third post, Mr. Murder?

To contribute to the topic at hand, Raistlin sucks.

Shlup
12-05-2005, 08:22 AM
If I remember, the first thing I did as admin was remove the non-pimp smoking smilie. So thar. And the pimp has an added sadness of taking advantage of sexually abused young women. I know it's one of your hobbies, Raistlin, but the day EoFF starts condoning the abuse and exploitation of traumatized young meth addicts is the day someone gets knifed. Or something.

is that sean's wife?
Pfft, that's an awful picture of her.

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v54/ShlupQuack/234811657_l.jpg

That is Mrs. Robinson. I'd do 'er.

Hawkeye
12-05-2005, 08:39 AM
Whoa, there we go

-N-
12-05-2005, 08:45 AM
:up:

Old Manus
12-05-2005, 08:48 AM
<img src="http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v491/oldmanus/fail.jpg" alt="late i know">

Citizen Bleys
12-05-2005, 12:34 PM
...and at a time like this, I'm unable to locate a signature image featuring Tycho flipping off a box of kittens. Suicide time for me again.

Raistlin
12-05-2005, 04:53 PM
BLEYS! *chains Bleys to forums*

:love: :love: :love: :love:

Anyway, Cid Highwind smokes, and abuses his servant lady person. And the pimp only has willing girls. <img src="http://www3.hmc.edu/~nshah/Downloads/07107.gif">

Citizen Bleys
12-05-2005, 05:00 PM
BLEYS! *chains Bleys to forums*

:love: :love: :love: :love:

THAT would be the main reason I'm only staying half a day >>

Raistlin
12-05-2005, 05:06 PM
I know you missed me, Plushiebunny. Your grumpy face can't fool me! :love:

Primus Inter Pares
12-05-2005, 05:08 PM
*backs out slowly*

theundeadhero
12-05-2005, 06:31 PM
I'll see what I can do http://www.eyesonff.com/forums/user/avatar/avatar92_13.gif

Old Manus
12-05-2005, 06:32 PM
Citizen Wayne is the best name ever btw

theundeadhero
12-05-2005, 07:09 PM
http://www.geocities.com/floydsarmy/kill.jpg

escobert
12-05-2005, 07:18 PM
I like the pack for the clip xD

Raistlin
12-05-2005, 08:08 PM
Cigarettes don't kill people. Cats kill people. <img src="http://www3.hmc.edu/~nshah/Downloads/07107.gif">

crono_logical
12-05-2005, 10:05 PM
There we go, that's a better sig for Raist :kaoplain:

Raistlin
12-05-2005, 11:20 PM
Haha, I finally got to the staff enough to be put in no sig. But for what reason? I've done nothing wrong. <img src="http://www3.hmc.edu/~nshah/Downloads/07107.gif">

MecaKane
12-05-2005, 11:35 PM
That's what I said!
Several times. :love:

Raistlin
12-05-2005, 11:42 PM
I think I'll get my revenge by including a 150x150 pimp in every one of my posts.


<img src="http://www3.hmc.edu/~nshah/Downloads/07107.gif" height="150" width="150">

XxSephirothxX
12-05-2005, 11:55 PM
http://image.findandcompare.com/us/productimages/210/1120210/pearl-cowbell-timbale.jpg

Now this thread has everything.

Raistlin
12-06-2005, 12:00 AM
Azar! Join the fun: put the pimp in your sig!

<img src="http://www3.hmc.edu/~nshah/Downloads/07107.gif" height="150" width="150">

eestlinc
12-06-2005, 12:33 AM
raist, you are so going to get drunk tanked over this.

or we'll add you to a new group called "no bb or html tags for me"

XxSephirothxX
12-06-2005, 01:26 AM
Azar! Join the fun: put the pimp in your sig!


Just because we share the same first name doesn't mean I have to succumb to your evil demands. >=O

rubah
12-06-2005, 01:48 AM
Poor azzie:( They messed your name up: Now you're just ZAR.

man, someone can't spell razzmatazz!

Raistlin
12-06-2005, 03:07 AM
raist, you are so going to get drunk tanked over this.

or we'll add you to a new group called "no bb or html tags for me"
I haven't been doing anything wrong or against the rules in any way! And it would all cease if the pimp was added.

<img src="http://www3.hmc.edu/~nshah/Downloads/07107.gif" height="150" width="150">

eestlinc
12-06-2005, 03:16 AM
I'm just saying Leeza or someone is going to snap and castrate you or something.

Raistlin
12-06-2005, 03:17 AM
Yeah, Leeza does seem rather unstable. The risks I take for the sake of glory!

<img src="http://www3.hmc.edu/~nshah/Downloads/07107.gif">

Leeza
12-06-2005, 04:44 AM
I haven't been doing anything wrong or against the rules in any way! And it would all cease if the pimp was added.
Forgive me, but I'm confused. If you haven't been doing anything wrong or against the rules in any way, then what is it that you will cease to do if the pimp is added? ;)

Raistlin
12-06-2005, 06:56 AM
I will cease using the pimp smilie so gratuitously, which isn't against the rules. :p

I could be plastering the :p smilie all over the place too, but that's not against the rules. Leeza uses the cat smilie all the time, but it's not against the rules. :D

Shlup
12-06-2005, 07:02 AM
raist, you are so going to get drunk tanked over this.

or we'll add you to a new group called "no bb or html tags for me"
How about "no EoFF for me"? I think that'd suit him nicely.

Raistlin
12-06-2005, 07:05 AM
In your dreams, shluppy-cakes. <img src="http://www.loki7.com/hostsig/cat_smoking.gif">

Shlup
12-06-2005, 07:13 AM
Gee, is it that obvious? BAN RAISTIN.

Raistlin
12-06-2005, 07:17 AM
Filtering my smilies, Kishi? Hah, I can always get a new host! <img src="http://www.thegamersalliance.net/forums/images/smilies/ezp.gif">

EDIT: Oh, I know you dream about me all the time, Shluppy-pie; no need to admit it. <img src="http://www.thegamersalliance.net/forums/images/smilies/ezp.gif">

Shlup
12-06-2005, 07:58 AM
Well it's not like I can hack at your body with an axe in person. Gotta let it out somewhere.

Raistlin
12-06-2005, 04:06 PM
Well it's not like I can hack at your body with an axe in person.
Sounds kinky. <img src="http://www.thegamersalliance.net/forums/images/smilies/ezp.gif">