Dear Staff

[Raistlin]

I would like to kindly ask that the Staff stop arbitrarily abusing their powers by editting out my sig. My sig breaks no rules, and therefore shouldn't be editted. I'm going about, minding my own businesses, and I have to check every couple of minutes to change back my sig. This drastically reduces my enjoyment time of these forums, so I would appreciate an immediate halt to these activities.

Sincerely,
Mr. McLarentwitz


P.S. - BooB smells. <img src="http://www3.hmc.edu/~nshah/Downloads/07107.gif">

[Craig]

Yeah, and can you also stop burning down rainforests too please?

Sincerely,
Craig

[Cruise Control]

SAVE THE TREES 2005!

[Leeza]

Signature limits
A maximum width of 550 pixels.
A maximum height of 250 pixels.
These include any text in the signature outside images.
Total file size of all images combined must not exceed 50 KiB (51,200 bytes).
Any signatures not following these or any signatures with questionable or problematic content will be removed/edited by staff, and you may have your signature editing privileges temporarily disabled if this happens several times.



Rudy Toppeldauer McLarentwitz, stay on topic! :)

...and please try to accept NO for an answer because that's the only answer you'll be getting. :)
Well if the answer won't ever change, it can't hurt to have a little fun, eh? :)

Just having some fun. You asked for it. :)

...and bringing the whole Staff into it? I think you can see my name on the edits. :)

[escobert]

What I'm going to be a CK omfg!?

[Psychotic]

Dear Staff,

You are lame. I am rad. Please make sure that, should you hire a replacement Knight for Ms. Yamaneko, they are briefed on the usual conventions regarding paying tribute and sacrificing innocent newbies to me.

Also, bring me more popcorn. Oh, and a foot massage would be great. Thanks slaves!

Sincerely,
Prince Lord Admiral General President Psychotic, CEO.

P.S. Yeah, he really does.

[Raistlin]

Leeza: what questionable/problematic content? There's been worse posted here. :p

EDIT: and the BooB editted my sig a few times, too. At least once, anyway.

[DK]

Dear Raisin,


Shut up and kiss me.

Sincerely, Dan.

[Leeza]

Leeza: what questionable/problematic content? There's been worse posted here. :p

EDIT: and the BooB editted my sig a few times, too. At least once, anyway.
But why should it need to be worse when it can be better? :)

[Raistlin]

The Pimp is vastly superior to kittens. I think I'll ask Lynx to make an animated .gif of the pimp smiley feasting on little kittens, actually.

[Leeza]

...or I can just put you into a No Sig For Me group. :)

[Raistlin]

Then I would have to protest a little more seriously, since I haven't broken any rules. :p

[Psychotic]

Signature limits
A maximum width of 550 pixels.
A maximum height of 250 pixels.
These include any text in the signature outside images.
Total file size of all images combined must not exceed 50 KiB (51,200 bytes).
Any signatures not following these or any signatures with questionable or problematic content will be removed/edited by staff, and you may have your signature editing privileges temporarily disabled if this happens several times.

Come on guys, do I really have to point out your duties for you? Also you might want to take a look at his avatar. If his sig is offensive, so is his avatar. Amateurs!

EDIT: Okay maybe I don't. Damned Leeza.

[Raistlin]

That's enough, Psycho. >=O

[Psychotic]

It can't hurt to have a "little fun", Mister McLarentwitz. :)

[Raistlin]

I'll have a little fun with my fist in your face! <img src="http://www3.hmc.edu/~nshah/Downloads/07107.gif">

[Psychotic]

It beats where you put it last time.

[Raistlin]

xD

Oh, and:

DanieLoony: Psy is totally right!

A quote for the ages.

[Psychotic]

Getting BoB to say good things about me? Oh come on, that's low, even for you. Fight fair or not at all.

[Hawkeye]

Thats friggin pimp man.

Dear Staff,

Love,
Hawkeye

[Leeza]

Then I would have to protest a little more seriously, since I haven't broken any rules. :p

All of these vB changes keep knocking things out, but those Sig Restrictions also had a clause put in at one time where Staff could remove any sig at any time for whatever reason, due to that one time remember when someone put the same image in 20 something times and it was way over the 50 kb limit but each image was not on its own? I'll have to see about having that replaced.

And yes, you have broken rules and I do I see this one as being <i>problematic</i> because anyone else who replaces their sig with the same sig that I have just editted out for them would normally get a Warning PM from me and then a permanent removal. <i>You</i> are being problematic as well as your sig. :)

[Yamaneko]

What's wrong with his sig?

[Leeza]

You wouldn't understand, Yams. :)

[Raistlin]

And yes, you have broken rules and I do I see this one as being problematic because anyone else who replaces their sig with the same sig that I have just editted out for them would normally get a Warning PM from me and then a permanent removal. You are being problematic as well as your sig.
Only if the removal wasn't obviously joking. Replacing my sig with kitten pictures doesn't help your argument any. Just having fun, right? :p

[Leeza]

I thought we were until you made this thread. :)

[Raistlin]

I thought this thread proved that I was having fun. <img src="http://www3.hmc.edu/~nshah/Downloads/07107.gif">

I have failed. :(

[Leeza]

:)

[Raistlin]

<img src="http://www3.hmc.edu/~nshah/Downloads/07107.gif">

[Psychotic]

Now all we need is a picture of something random, like say, a child falling from a bicycle, accompanied by "FAILED!" in large writing.

Where's Old Manus when you need him?

[Leeza]

I thought this thread proved that I was having fun. <img src="http://www3.hmc.edu/~nshah/Downloads/07107.gif">

I have failed. :(
You're supposed to use happy smilies when you're having fun. Not smoking pimps. :)

[Yamaneko]

Is it really the pitfalls of smoking that's keeping you guys from adding the smiley here or is it that for the past two and a half years (on and off of course) Raist and I have talked about The Pimp and you want to punish us by not adding it? Or is it both?

[Raistlin]

That is my happy face, though. :)

<img src="http://www3.hmc.edu/~nshah/Downloads/07107.gif">

EDIT: Yams, I know BooB is just bitter about Aiyon. I don't know about Leeza, though.:p

[MecaKane]

Who has more fun than a pimp Leeza? <img src="http://www3.hmc.edu/~nshah/Downloads/07107.gif">

[Leeza]

Smoking is bad. :mad2:

[Psychotic]

You won't allow the pimp smiley because smoking is bad? Well then, I guess you'll just have to remove this guy (http://forums.eyesonff.com/member.php?u=1)'s avatar, won't you?

[Raistlin]

<img src="http://www3.hmc.edu/~nshah/Downloads/07107.gif">

EDIT: hahaha, I love you, Psycho. <3

[Yamaneko]

Isn't he chewing on some grass? :confused:

[eestlinc]

is that sean's wife?

[Leeza]

Yes, he's chewing grass...or something. I see no cig.

Yes, that is Sean's wife. :)

[Raistlin]

He obviously has a cigarette in his mouth. And some more tucked into his goggles. :D

EDIT: if that's grass, than the Pimp merely has three white pixels in his mouth which just caught on fire by accident.

[Psychotic]

Yes, the very piece of grass he uses to light up a stick of dynamite during one of his limit breaks. :rolleyes2

Here is a clearer picture, from this very site:

http://eyesonff.com/ff7/images/cid2.jpg

I like the packet tucked into his goggles, that was a nice touch. Packet of grass, that is. :)

[Primus Inter Pares]

But seriously, the pimp smilie does look pretty good.

[eestlinc]

Yes, he's chewing grass...or something. I see no cig.

I want some of that grass, man!

Yes, that is Sean's wife. :)
good work sean!


if that's grass, than the Pimp merely has three white pixels in his mouth which just caught on fire by accident.
maybe they caught fire on purpose!!!

[Raistlin]

...You. Hell. Now.

[eestlinc]

oh you HAD to have said the "caught on fire accidentally" part knowing full well an "or on purpose" was coming!

[Raistlin]

As surprising as it may come to you and those who remind me about that every day, I do occasionally forget.

[eestlinc]

well it was pretty funny regardless. three white pixels!

[Yamaneko]

I want some of that grass, man!
There's more than one way to get high, baby...

[escobert]

God you stoners. Back on topic!

[eestlinc]

There's more than one way to get high, baby...
YVAN EHT NIOJ

[escobert]

No I like the airforce :(

[Leeza]

Does not matter what Cid is smoking or chewing or whatever he has near his mouth...the pimp smilie will not be in the smilie database. Chew on that. :)

[Raistlin]

Does not matter what Cid is smoking or chewing or whatever he has near his mouth...the pimp smilie will not be in the smilie database. Chew on that. :)
No worries, it doesn't need to be in the database for me to plaster it all over EoFF. :D

[Leeza]

You maybe. But it would be too much hassle for the regular poster to go through. :)

[Raistlin]

I'll post enough pimps for 100 regular members.

[-N-]

Was that my third post, Mr. Murder?

To contribute to the topic at hand, Raistlin sucks.

[Shlup]

If I remember, the first thing I did as admin was remove the non-pimp smoking smilie. So thar. And the pimp has an added sadness of taking advantage of sexually abused young women. I know it's one of your hobbies, Raistlin, but the day EoFF starts condoning the abuse and exploitation of traumatized young meth addicts is the day someone gets knifed. Or something.

is that sean's wife?
Pfft, that's an awful picture of her.

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v54/ShlupQuack/234811657_l.jpg

That is Mrs. Robinson. I'd do 'er.

[Hawkeye]

Whoa, there we go

[-N-]

:up:

[Old Manus]

<img src="http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v491/oldmanus/fail.jpg" alt="late i know">

[Citizen Bleys]

...and at a time like this, I'm unable to locate a signature image featuring Tycho flipping off a box of kittens. Suicide time for me again.

[Raistlin]

BLEYS! *chains Bleys to forums*

:love: :love: :love: :love:

Anyway, Cid Highwind smokes, and abuses his servant lady person. And the pimp only has willing girls. <img src="http://www3.hmc.edu/~nshah/Downloads/07107.gif">

[Citizen Bleys]

BLEYS! *chains Bleys to forums*

:love: :love: :love: :love:

THAT would be the main reason I'm only staying half a day >>

[Raistlin]

I know you missed me, Plushiebunny. Your grumpy face can't fool me! :love:

[Primus Inter Pares]

*backs out slowly*

[theundeadhero]

I'll see what I can do http://www.eyesonff.com/forums/user/avatar/avatar92_13.gif

[Old Manus]

Citizen Wayne is the best name ever btw

[theundeadhero]

http://www.geocities.com/floydsarmy/kill.jpg

[escobert]

I like the pack for the clip xD

[Raistlin]

Cigarettes don't kill people. Cats kill people. <img src="http://www3.hmc.edu/~nshah/Downloads/07107.gif">

[crono_logical]

There we go, that's a better sig for Raist :kaoplain:

[Raistlin]

Haha, I finally got to the staff enough to be put in no sig. But for what reason? I've done nothing wrong. <img src="http://www3.hmc.edu/~nshah/Downloads/07107.gif">

[MecaKane]

That's what I said!
Several times. :love:

[Raistlin]

I think I'll get my revenge by including a 150x150 pimp in every one of my posts.


<img src="http://www3.hmc.edu/~nshah/Downloads/07107.gif" height="150" width="150">

[XxSephirothxX]

http://image.findandcompare.com/us/productimages/210/1120210/pearl-cowbell-timbale.jpg

Now this thread has everything.

[Raistlin]

Azar! Join the fun: put the pimp in your sig!

<img src="http://www3.hmc.edu/~nshah/Downloads/07107.gif" height="150" width="150">

[eestlinc]

raist, you are so going to get drunk tanked over this.

or we'll add you to a new group called "no bb or html tags for me"

[XxSephirothxX]

Azar! Join the fun: put the pimp in your sig!


Just because we share the same first name doesn't mean I have to succumb to your evil demands. >=O

[rubah]

Poor azzie:( They messed your name up: Now you're just ZAR.

man, someone can't spell razzmatazz!

[Raistlin]

raist, you are so going to get drunk tanked over this.

or we'll add you to a new group called "no bb or html tags for me"
I haven't been doing anything wrong or against the rules in any way! And it would all cease if the pimp was added.

<img src="http://www3.hmc.edu/~nshah/Downloads/07107.gif" height="150" width="150">

[eestlinc]

I'm just saying Leeza or someone is going to snap and castrate you or something.

[Raistlin]

Yeah, Leeza does seem rather unstable. The risks I take for the sake of glory!

<img src="http://www3.hmc.edu/~nshah/Downloads/07107.gif">

[Leeza]

I haven't been doing anything wrong or against the rules in any way! And it would all cease if the pimp was added.
Forgive me, but I'm confused. If you haven't been doing anything wrong or against the rules in any way, then what is it that you will cease to do if the pimp is added? ;)

[Raistlin]

I will cease using the pimp smilie so gratuitously, which isn't against the rules. :p

I could be plastering the :p smilie all over the place too, but that's not against the rules. Leeza uses the cat smilie all the time, but it's not against the rules. :D

[Shlup]

raist, you are so going to get drunk tanked over this.

or we'll add you to a new group called "no bb or html tags for me"
How about "no EoFF for me"? I think that'd suit him nicely.

[Raistlin]

In your dreams, shluppy-cakes. <img src="http://www.loki7.com/hostsig/cat_smoking.gif">

[Shlup]

Gee, is it that obvious? BAN RAISTIN.

[Raistlin]

Filtering my smilies, Kishi? Hah, I can always get a new host! <img src="http://www.thegamersalliance.net/forums/images/smilies/ezp.gif">

EDIT: Oh, I know you dream about me all the time, Shluppy-pie; no need to admit it. <img src="http://www.thegamersalliance.net/forums/images/smilies/ezp.gif">

[Shlup]

Well it's not like I can hack at your body with an axe in person. Gotta let it out somewhere.

[Raistlin]

Well it's not like I can hack at your body with an axe in person.
Sounds kinky. <img src="http://www.thegamersalliance.net/forums/images/smilies/ezp.gif">