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Levian
12-05-2005, 02:12 PM
1. Final Fantasy.

Chris
12-05-2005, 02:13 PM
2. Ciddies *Bitter*

Craig
12-05-2005, 02:14 PM
3. EoFF Classic

Levian
12-05-2005, 02:15 PM
5. People changing my god damned name. D: I'm not lying :(

Primus Inter Pares
12-05-2005, 02:16 PM
6. Rap music.

Levian
12-05-2005, 02:17 PM
7. Fluffy Puff. *dodges Shlup's death beam* :)

Resha
12-05-2005, 02:18 PM
Uuuhhh...SPAM! :D???????????


Ohhhh everyone hates me now. :(

Citizen Bleys
12-05-2005, 02:19 PM
Old gray mare, she ain't what she used to be, ain't what she used to be...

Resha
12-05-2005, 02:20 PM
I just saw a post by THE INFAMOUS BLEYS. My life is so complete now. :)

Levian
12-05-2005, 02:20 PM
11. This is the eleventh one.

Citizen Bleys
12-05-2005, 02:21 PM
I just saw a post by THE INFAMOUS BLEYS. My life is so complete now. :)

Don't bloody start that nonsense, I'll KILL you.

Resha
12-05-2005, 02:22 PM
12. Thanks for keeping count. :( I broke it.

EDIT: WHAT?!?! What bloody nonsense? I was feeling honoured!!!! :whimper: He yelled at me. *contemplates suicide*

Levian
12-05-2005, 02:23 PM
Wow, Resha is about to be killed by THE INFAMOUS BLEYS. Her life is completed. :)


13. Steam engines.

Citizen Bleys
12-05-2005, 02:24 PM
Wow, Resha is about to be killed by THE INFAMOUS BLEYS. Her life is completed. :)

I'm making a character on Pandemonium JUST to MPK you, you know.

Levian
12-05-2005, 02:25 PM
I'm making a character on Pandemonium JUST to MPK you, you know.

Man, I wanna play FFXI again. D: I can't find my playonline ID anywhere. And I wish I knew what MPK was too. xD

Primus Inter Pares
12-05-2005, 02:27 PM
Yeah, how's that working out.

Resha
12-05-2005, 02:28 PM
Please, I not understand what 'MPK' be. At least just poison me or st...don't stab me. That'd HURT.

14. Being killed by Bleys. :( The infamous one.

DK
12-05-2005, 02:28 PM
DANIEL PETER TOWNS

Citizen Bleys
12-05-2005, 02:28 PM
Yeah, how's that working out.
Well, it's providing plenty of openings to spam the ever-loving snot out of this place.

And you forgot your question mark, LOSER.

Primus Inter Pares
12-05-2005, 02:31 PM
Oh, I was just checking your senility, I don't like bitter oldbies.

Resha
12-05-2005, 02:32 PM
DAN HI DAN YOU EMO BOY.

16. EMO BOYS.

What does MPK mean?!?!?!?????????????????????????? (enough question? ;))

...??????????????????

Citizen Bleys
12-05-2005, 02:32 PM
I'll bitter your oldbie, you uncultured swine!



What does MPK mean?!?!?!?????????????????????????? (enough question? ;))

...??????????????????

That's it, I'm killing you twice.

Ultima Shadow
12-05-2005, 02:33 PM
*insert number*) No hentai forum.

Primus Inter Pares
12-05-2005, 02:34 PM
That sounds kinky, so you bothered coming back why?

Weren't you once voted most likely to go insane if EoFF dissapeared?

DK
12-05-2005, 02:34 PM
SCREW YOU, FARTER, YOU AND YOUR BRUISED BURGANDY NIPPLES

Citizen Bleys
12-05-2005, 02:36 PM
That sounds kinky, so you bothered coming back why?

It's the ANNIVERSARY, you dimwitted ape!



Weren't you once voted most likely to go insane if EoFF dissapeared?

Ha! I showed them! I went insane anyways!

Resha
12-05-2005, 02:36 PM
18. Being killed by Bleys twice.

But that didn't answer my question. I'm like one of those irritating bouncy balls that will bounce up like smurftards. :(

And can you please not kill me by this...MPK! MPK! MPK! MPK! Sounds jazzy. How'll you kill me the second time? :hyper: Everyone picks on little girls. :mad2: :whimper:

I HATE EVERYBODY. :love:

EDIT: SMURF YOU BACK, EMO BOY. AT LEAST I HAVE NIPPLES. Oh smurf. Psy's never going to let me hear the end of this. BUT WHY THE HELL AREN'T SMILEYS WORKING???!?!?! :joey:

Citizen Bleys
12-05-2005, 02:38 PM
Everyone picks on little girls. :mad2: :whimper:

I'd pick on heavily-armed marines, but I'd get the crap beat out of me. So I pick on those whom I can beat the crap out of.

Primus Inter Pares
12-05-2005, 02:38 PM
It's the ANNIVERSARY, you dimwitted ape!
I'm well aware of this, seems a bit pointless, to have a sentimental attachment to something you simply abandoned.

Ha! I showed them! I went insane anyways!
Well done.

Citizen Bleys
12-05-2005, 02:39 PM
I'm well aware of this, seems a bit pointless, to have a sentimental attachment to something you simply abandoned.

Well done.

Wellanow, y'see we seem to have a difference of opinion as to exactly who abandoned whom.

Primus Inter Pares
12-05-2005, 02:40 PM
Things change, get used to it.

Ultima Shadow
12-05-2005, 02:41 PM
19) This thread actually managed to get to the second page without being closed even though Bleys, PiP and Resha are spamming it! OMFG!

Levian
12-05-2005, 02:41 PM
21. Things changing.

Resha
12-05-2005, 02:42 PM
You cannot beat the crap out of ME! ;)

I kick arshe! Totally! I learnt kung foo! YO! KUNG FOO!

19. Bullying oldbies on EoFF. :( It's really mean, but I do it. Or I wish I did, anyways. I can PRETEND, smurfit.

Edit: US, you infidel, how can they close a thread the INFAMOUS BLEYS has posted in?! :mad2:

Levian
12-05-2005, 02:42 PM
MPK > Kung Foo

Resha
12-05-2005, 02:44 PM
Wtf is MPK?????????????????????????????????????????? :(

20. Not knowing what MPK is.

P.S. Kung foo > Lyin' :D

Ultima Shadow
12-05-2005, 02:44 PM
23) Lyin' got the number wrong.
24) And so did Resha.
25) Resha's a horny "FF".;)

Primus Inter Pares
12-05-2005, 02:45 PM
9. No one can count.

Levian
12-05-2005, 02:46 PM
24. lol

Resha
12-05-2005, 02:48 PM
103937383. Fools who try to teach me how to count.

-0.000001. Horny turds. :mad2: Who pretend I'm horny FOR THEIR SILLY PERVERTED FANTASIES. Or maybe their guilt complex ehehehe eh, US? ;)

DK
12-05-2005, 02:49 PM
http://norbert-x.com/rock/userfiles/Kishi/bleys.gif

Meat Puppet
12-05-2005, 02:50 PM
Psychotic

Primus Inter Pares
12-05-2005, 02:52 PM
35. And we know it, isn't life grand?

Resha
12-05-2005, 02:53 PM
I agree with ToD.

182. Pictures drawn by Emo boys.

Levian
12-05-2005, 02:53 PM
25. no drinking fountain.

DK
12-05-2005, 02:54 PM
That wasn't drawn by me, Farter. Although, I could put your head on a picture of bruised boobies, if you like. :)

http://www.loonybob.pwp.blueyonder.co.uk/images/random67.jpg

BEFORE

http://www.loonybob.pwp.blueyonder.co.uk/images/random69.jpg

AFTER

Ultima Shadow
12-05-2005, 02:55 PM
I agree with ToD....Because you both sucks.

37) *insert stupid comment*

Primus Inter Pares
12-05-2005, 02:57 PM
ToD Says:
http://forums.eyesonff.com/user/photo/profilepic14557_1.gif

BRING IT

Resha
12-05-2005, 02:57 PM
36. Horny kids who tell me I suck. Hah. As if. :cool: I am one cool cat, horny kid.

37. EMO boys who talk about boobies when they so obviously shouldn't not having any of their own....

Oh. OH. :( OH, I'M SO SORRY FORGIVE ME DON'T KILL YOURSELF.

DK
12-05-2005, 02:58 PM
38. Resha and Meat Puppets secret cyber filled relationship

HONOEZ I LET THE CAT OUT OF THE BAG NOW OLLOLOLOLOLOLOL

Resha
12-05-2005, 03:00 PM
67. GUYS WHO JUST MAKE ASSUMPTIONS ABOUT COMPLETELY NON-EXISTANT RELATIONSHIPS.

ewwww I hate cats, I thought EMO boys were allergic to cats :confused:

Primus Inter Pares
12-05-2005, 03:01 PM
Haha, Cbc is going to be dissapointed with that one.

40. No vending machines.

Levian
12-05-2005, 03:04 PM
42. <<i></i>Meat_Puppet> k.

DK
12-05-2005, 03:06 PM
43. <<i></i>Resha> Oh Meat Puppet your resolution turns me on so much, I want to lick your pixels and put my fingers on your right keys

Resha
12-05-2005, 03:06 PM
89. FALSE CHAT LOGS. THAT REALLY BOTHERS ME ABOUT THIS PLACE.

PEOPLE HERE MAKE SLANDERSOME AND EVEN DISGUSTING...YES! DISGUSTING COMMENTS! I REALLY MUST PROTEST. I AM HORRIFIED AND I AM UNDERAGE I THINK EOFF IS NOT A FAMILY FORUM I AM VERY DISAPPOINTED.

I AM SHOCKED BY HOW EASILY MEMBERS CAN FORGE/FALSIFY/SLANDER. :mad2:

emo boys hurt me so much I'm leaving forever. (I hope you're happy smurfreer)

Edit: Et tu, Lyin'us? (sounds like Linus lol)

Levian
12-05-2005, 03:07 PM
44. Resha promising she'll leave EoFF forever, but probably lying. :/

DK
12-05-2005, 03:08 PM
2324324522154. <<i></i>Resha> I love the false chat logs really, Dan, don't ever stop. :)

^Is true story

Christmas
12-05-2005, 03:08 PM
666: Close this thread.

Levian
12-05-2005, 03:09 PM
46. Close your FACE! :mad2:

edit: :)

Citizen Bleys
12-05-2005, 03:09 PM
666: Close this thread.

God yes, people are having fun!. Can't be allowing that!

DK
12-05-2005, 03:10 PM
Of course, this is EoFF! Enemies of SilentFhaving Fun!

Levian
12-05-2005, 03:10 PM
47. Pass the Bleys please. :cool:

Citizen Bleys
12-05-2005, 03:10 PM
47. Pass the Bleys please. :cool:

Bite me.

Primus Inter Pares
12-05-2005, 03:10 PM
Like you are then?

52. The fact that this shouldn't last up to 1001

Resha
12-05-2005, 03:13 PM
46. Ban emo boys.

Yes of course I was lying. -____- No emo boy gonna chase me away! :D

Any thread with the INFAMOUS BLEYS is fun. :)

EDIT: OOOH I'D BITE BLEYS ^____^ it would be such an honour :D

Primus Inter Pares
12-05-2005, 03:14 PM
Bite me.
That sounds about right, give my dearest greetings to fresh air next time you meet it.

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Meat Puppet
12-05-2005, 03:14 PM
Psychotic again.

Resha
12-05-2005, 03:18 PM
Y'know, MP, the least you could've done is deny all that cwap up there! :(

http://i16.photobucket.com/albums/b13/varalf/a1be4141.jpg

I really hate that thing up there ^__________^ (j/kz)

Psychotic
12-05-2005, 03:22 PM
Oh, because Bleys is back for today I get to be mean to him because I forgot to before he went away. I'll insult his lover Unne too. Here are some things I hate:

399. Oldbies.
400. Bleys.
401. Unne.
402. Bleys having sex with Unne.
403. Unne having sex with Bleys.
404. Bleys and Unne spooning.
405. Bleys and Unne getting married and Unne becoming Dr. Bleys.
406. Bleys's love-stick.
407. Unne's nose.
408. Bleys riding in a hot-air balloon.
409. Unne in formalwear.
410. Bleys going bowling with a group of young asian girls.
411. Unne trapped inside a dumpster.
412. Bleys shopping at a supermarket, buying additional milk.
413. Unne going ice-skating.
414. Bleys and Unne vacationing together.
415. Bleys and Unne in a hot tub while vacationing together.
416. Bleys and Unne wearing tight speedos in a hot tub while vacationing together.
417. Bleys and Unne no longer wearing tight speedos in a hot tub while vacationing together.
418. Bleys and Unne sharing a bottle of red wine while no longer wearing tight speedos in a hot tub while vacationing together.
419. Bleys and Unne telling each other their secrets sharing a bottle of red wine while no longer wearing tight speedos in a hot tub while vacationing together.
420. Bleys and Unne finding the true meaning of their love for each other while telling each other their secrets whilst sharing a bottle of red wine while no longer wearing tight speedos in a hot tub while vacationing together.
421. Bleys and Unne going at it like bunnies in a hot tub while vacationing together.
422. They're vacationing in Lapland, by the way.
423. Unne kissed Santa.
424. Santa is RSL.
425. Poor RSL!
426. Bleys scratching his ear.
427. Unne getting a nose-job because his job application was rejected, and the employer cited that Unne was "too homely" to work for them.
428. Bleys driving to see a friend who he hasn't spoke to in years.
429. Unne waiting for a train, which has been delayed by half an hour because of leaves on the line.
430. Bleys buying a hot-dog from a suspicious looking vendor outside the "big game"
431. Unne cheerleading in the big game.
432. Bleys sleeping with a cheerleader, believing them to be female.
433. Unne pointing out his mistake.
434. Everybody loses.
435. Bleys shaving his legs with a gilette razor.
436. Unne tying up his shoe because it has come undone and he does not want to trip.
437. Primus Inter Pares.
438. Bleys making a valentine's card to send to Unne.
439. Unne picking up a cheap valentine's card at a gas station to send to Bleys.
440. Bleys being impressed and touched by Unne's card.
441. Unne doesn't care about Bleys's card because he hates Bleys.
442. Bleys in outer space after training to be an astronaut.
443. Unne wearing knee-high socks.
444. Bleys entering a chess tournament, only to discover he is not elligible to enter.
445. Unne going to a jazz club and freaking out because they don't sell apple juice.
446. Bleys doesn't like apple juice.
447. Unne does, but only because he likes to pretend it is Bleys.
448. Bleys once told Unne he was an apple in a former life so he'd fall in love with him.
449. It didn't work.
450. Unne playing with a yo-yo he has bought.
451. Bleys considering wrapping his head in aluminum foil so the government can't read his mind, but deciding against it because he'd rather spend the money on alcohol.
452. He was thinking about Unne anyway.
453. unne's new nose.
454. Bleys at a luau.
456. Is that how you spell it?
457. It's one of those Hawaiian things where people play ukeleles and wear Hawaiian shirts.
458. Except Bleys.
459. He wore a grass skirt.
460. He also got drunk and punched the host in the face, because he thought the host was his wife.
461. Bleys doesn't have a wife.
462. Unne is thankful.
463. Bleys wearing a gold wrist-watch, only it isn't real gold.
464. Unne plucking his eyebrows.
465. Bleys going to a marketing meeting and forgeting to wear pants.
466. Unne at a Linux convention.
467. Loony BoB.
468. BoB and Bleys getting it on.
469. Unne is jealous.
470. Unne sneaking up behind BoB and sticking a spike into his neck.
471. Wait, I rather like the sound of that one.
472. Bleys spiking the punch at a frat party.
473. Unne forming his own militia in order to fight against opression.
474. Bleys going to a Harry Potter book signing, but forgetting his copy of Harry Potter and having to walk home in the rain.
475. Unne assaulting an elderly gentlemen in order to steal his monocle.
476. Bleys wearing utterly obnoxious perfume and standing in an elevator to annoy people.
477. Unne likes elevators.
478. Bleys and Unne on a date.
479. Their date is at a cheap Diner.
480. Unne is upset at about how tacky this is.
481. "Is this what you think of me? Of our relationship?" asks Unne.
482. "Shut the fuck up and kiss me." replies Bleys.
483. Unne doesn't want to, but he fears Bleys may hit him if he doesn't.
484. Unne kisses Bleys.
485. Bleys asks Unne to pay the diner bill.
486. Unne reluctantly does so.
487. Unne asks if they can go home for a quiet night in.
488. Bleys hits Unne.
489. Unne is shocked, and feels really bad.
490. It must be his fault that Bleys has hit him. What has he done wrong?
491. Unne crawls into bed and weeps.
492. A plan forms.
493. He can't go through with it though, he loves Bleys too much.
494. Maybe if he kills himself too, they can be happy in heaven together.
495. Unne asks Bleys to come around, saying he will make up for his bad behaviour with sexual favours.
496. Bleys shows up drunk, looking to score.
497. He opens the door.
498. Unne thrusts a kitchen knife into Bleys's chest so ferociously the blade bends.
499. Unne takes his own life soon after.
500. lo<b></b>l!

Resha
12-05-2005, 03:24 PM
501. You got the numbers wrong. :)

Resha
12-05-2005, 03:27 PM
ToD. :( It's in the HORRIBLE things thread. I'm sure that's okay! :)

Primus Inter Pares
12-05-2005, 03:28 PM
Dear CK’s/Admins etc.

I in no way condone ThroneofDravaris, please ban me and everyone else that has posted in this thread. :banbleys

Yours sincerely

What my current name is.

boris no no
12-05-2005, 03:30 PM
whatever number it is: psy is really a goat god B)

Shaun
12-05-2005, 03:33 PM
502. Me. :tongue:

Ultima Shadow
12-05-2005, 03:44 PM
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Citizen Bleys
12-05-2005, 03:46 PM
Ah, Psy, I've missed you so.

Bastard.

Raistlin
12-05-2005, 04:12 PM
Maybe I should change my location to "spying on Unne and Bleys"? I think Unne and BOU got a divorce.

Dignified Pauper
12-05-2005, 04:21 PM
503: Eyes on Each Other

Jess
12-05-2005, 04:22 PM
504. The disappearance of Confeito.

How can I continue to live?! :(

ThroneofDravaris
12-05-2005, 04:23 PM
503: Eyes on Each Other

That's No 4

Dignified Pauper
12-05-2005, 04:27 PM
That's No 4

505: Eyes on Eachother
506: Eyes on Eachother
507-600: Eyes on Eachother

Rainecloud
12-05-2005, 07:03 PM
The Real 505: The cliques, and God knows there's a lot of them, especially in Staff. It helps to get ahead if you know someone, you know what I mean? *wink wink*

Old Manus
12-05-2005, 07:09 PM
506:http://www.suttonimpactstudio.com/toons/schlock2.jpg

Rye
12-05-2005, 08:15 PM
507: loony bob penetrated me didn't win an award. :(

Citizen Bleys
12-05-2005, 08:19 PM
How can I continue to live?! :(

step 1: breathe in
step 2: breathe out
step 3: goto 1
rem it helps to eat, too.

Shoeberto
12-05-2005, 08:41 PM
3.14159) Too much Final Fantasy talk.
0.31830) No Guilty Gear Rockin' forum, for all yr Guilty Gear needs

Citizen Bleys
12-05-2005, 08:53 PM
0.31830) No Guilty Gear Rockin' forum, for all yr Guilty Gear needs

Joel?

Ryth
12-05-2005, 09:30 PM
508) Kathryn and ffbabe getting banned
509) Bleys not being able to meet Kathryn and ffbabe (ohh the anger)
510) Me
511) People like me saying emo crap like that to piss people off
512) I love you.

Shoeberto
12-05-2005, 09:33 PM
Joel?
734) Bleys hasn't been to ASC in probably four years, thus missing out entirely on a joke that, in all honesty, would've only appealed to two people other than myself. Maybe.

Zell's Fists of Fury
12-05-2005, 09:42 PM
I got it!

Citizen Bleys
12-05-2005, 10:09 PM
734) Bleys hasn't been to ASC in probably four years, thus missing out entirely on a joke that, in all honesty, would've only appealed to two people other than myself. Maybe.

BOU doesn't like me anymore. Don't you read the papers?

Zell's Fists of Fury
12-05-2005, 10:10 PM
Divorce papers?

Raistlin
12-05-2005, 10:54 PM
The alimony suit.

Shoeberto
12-05-2005, 11:01 PM
BOU doesn't like me anymore. Don't you read the papers?
I'm pretty sure he's never liked me. You lack persistence, my friend.

Raistlin
12-05-2005, 11:03 PM
I haven't talked to Umy in years. I might just have to visit ASC one of these days to bug him.

Shoeberto
12-05-2005, 11:06 PM
And visit the Guilty Gear Rockin' forum. Trust me, Raist, it's right up your alley.

Sapphiresea
12-05-2005, 11:22 PM
Umm what number are we on....

Dignified Pauper
12-05-2005, 11:26 PM
735) getting rid of Ed's Technicolor Nightmare

DMKA
12-05-2005, 11:30 PM
736 - 1001) This thread.

Markus. D
12-06-2005, 01:00 AM
737. lol

Raistlin
12-06-2005, 02:14 AM
And visit the Guilty Gear Rockin' forum. Trust me, Raist, it's right up your alley.
...

I don't know if that's supposed to be a good thing or a bad thing.

Skarr
12-06-2005, 02:15 AM
738) Name changes at random.

RSL
12-06-2005, 02:19 AM
And visit the Guilty Gear Rockin' forum. Trust me, Raist, it's right up your alley.
Haha, yeah, that is the best forum at ASC.

Miriel
12-06-2005, 08:48 AM
739) People asking and asking and asking what "MPK" is when google is like, RIGHT THERE.

740) People not knowing when to stop with whatever internet fad is "in" at the moment.

Neco Arc
12-06-2005, 10:25 AM
741: ICAWMAM
742: 1001 Awesome Things About Eyes on Final Fantasy

Christmas
05-20-2023, 10:52 AM
834) BoB
654) Psychotic
701) Quin
712) The next motherfucker that post

Loony BoB
05-25-2023, 02:56 AM
It just dawned on me that I'll probably never be a genuine mothersmurfer. The closest I've got to that is that I smurfed someone who is now a mother, but wasn't one at the time.

Whenever a spam thread resurfaces that I hadn't posted in, I spend a lot of time wondering what I would have been doing that day.

Psychotic
05-25-2023, 06:22 PM
There's a lot to unpack there but a motherfucker is someone who fucks their own mother. It's not really something to aspire towards.

Loony BoB
05-25-2023, 11:59 PM
I think there's room for debate on the definition, especially for the sake of all the fathers out there and the timeless need for that claim to perhaps the most famous dad joke.

Christmas
05-26-2023, 01:46 AM
Dictionary.com has a different definition for Mother fucker. What do u guys use the internet for? Wanking!?

Loony BoB
05-26-2023, 02:08 AM
I only use the internet for making deadly serious posts on internet forums.

KentaRawr!
05-26-2023, 12:08 PM
I use the internet so that I can strap a screen to my face and drink with friends. ^^;

Loony BoB
05-26-2023, 01:52 PM
Doesn't the screen being strapped to your face impede on your drinking ability?

Also, what are you drinking? Soup?

KentaRawr!
05-26-2023, 02:30 PM
Doesn't the screen being strapped to your face impede on your drinking ability?

Also, what are you drinking? Soup?

Not if you use straws or bottles!

And yes, it's a special soup called vodka lemonade.

Christmas
05-27-2023, 11:37 AM
U ARE OLD ENOUGH TO DRINK THAT ALREADY!? HOLY!

KentaRawr!
06-02-2023, 12:21 AM
U ARE OLD ENOUGH TO DRINK THAT ALREADY!? HOLY!

Of course, soup is wonderful for all ages! :monster:

Yamaneko
06-03-2023, 05:50 AM
1001) Lies

Loony BoB
06-04-2023, 02:09 PM
0110) Yams not posting for two decades

KentaRawr!
06-05-2023, 01:49 PM
1001) Lies

Whoa are you new? I love your avatar