Staff Proposition #293, Proposed to the Public For Revisions and Critiques

[Shoeberto]

A recent meeting of some of my fellow Knights of Cid brought up a discussion on a proposition. Our terms are simple. We want this phrase:
:emo:

to be parsed into redisplaying this image:
http://s89857946.onlinehome.us/forums/uploads/post-3-1127528680.jpg

I believe it could be achieved simply by taken advantage of the message board's "smilie" system available through the administrative control panel. It had the approval of at least two members of the moderating staff other than myself, and I believe that by proposing this idea to the public that you will see just how popular it may be.

Please proceed to add this to the smilie database while I'm away taking a nap. My secretary will be informed to take any messages you leave me and burn them in a small trash can. Good day!

[Shlup]

I don't know about their super-deep blogs, but none of those outfits are emo.

This is the emo uniform:
http://www.sabah.net.my/havuk/hello/1516785/640/466-2005.04.27-12.50.01.jpg

[Levian]

That topless one has christmas lights around his body. Intriguing.

[Hawkeye]

Is it wrong for me to laugh at sad people?

[Raistlin]

Either way, how about the pimp? <img src="http://www3.hmc.edu/~nshah/Downloads/07107.gif">

[Dignified Pauper]

I like this idea, i concur.

[rubah]

That topless one has christmas lights around his body. Intriguing.
I thought those were IVs.

Shlup, of course they're emo! Look how sad and anguished they are!

[eestlinc]

shlup, that girl you posted is hot.

[Primus Inter Pares]

I agree.

[Meat Puppet]

That guy looks like he's ripe for a fight!

[Del Murder]

I'm still not even sure what an emo is. I just pretend, and then smile and nod.

[Old Manus]

It should be a mix of an emo and an emu

[Psychotic]

Is it wrong for me to laugh at sad people?Nah, it's okay to laugh at yourself once in a while.

I like how one of them has the Confederate flag as a belt buckle type thing. "MY PAIN IS DRIVEN FROM THE VICTORY OF THE UNIONISTS! PRECIOUS SLAVERY EASES MY EXISTANCE'S SUFFERING!" Redneck-emo hybrids? Good lord! I think we're overdue for a genocide.

[Yamaneko]

They must be hanging out outside his dad's shed.

[Old Manus]

I'm sure their greatest wish is to be hanging outside their dad's shed

[MecaKane]

That girl's wearing a seethrough top, nice. :love:
Not exactly emo though. Punky-goths who're sad because the lead singer of their favorite band killed himself. Again.

And the big guy looks like that bastard from Little Brittan.

[eestlinc]

<img src=http://i20.photobucket.com/albums/b214/r4ncidp3tals/E%20M%20O/emo.jpg alt="RIP Elliott Smith!!!!">

[Flamethrower]

Are you channeling the ghost of The Man?

[ZeZipster]

This is emo:
http://mycap.mii.instacontent.net/c.myspace/Groups/00002/58/71/2441785_l.jpg

[Del Murder]

I say let them have their moment. Most of these kids will end up being lawyers.

[Hawkeye]

Nah, it's okay to laugh at yourself once in a while.
This could possibly explain the relevance of why I am a sad person and why I laugh too much.

[eestlinc]

I say let them have their moment. Most of these kids will end up being lawyers.
I find this amusing.

[Yamaneko]

Life isn't fair. If it was none of you would be alive.

[fire_of_avalon]

That emo uniform chick has a boner, shlup.

I don't remember approving this, and i would think you were talking about me as it's in my emo lj entry's comments HOW ABOUT YOU MAKE FUN OF ME SOME MORE >:O

EDIT: Also, in the picture Shoeberto posted, is anyone else having trouble identifying the leader? It's either theguy in the see through shirt or the redneck.

[Xaven]

Make it a better emo picture and I'll be happy.

[escobert]

That emo uniform chick has a boner, shlup.

I don't remember approving this, and i would think you were talking about me as it's in my emo lj entries comments HOW ABOUT YOU MAKE FUN OF ME SOME MORE >:O
Ok Meg :D

[Shlup]

That emo uniform chick has a boner, shlup.
Your face has a boner.

[fire_of_avalon]

That's my nose, buttmunch ;_;

[eestlinc]

it's just her protuberant pubis.

[Psychotic]

EDIT: Also, in the picture Shoeberto posted, is anyone else having trouble identifying the leader? It's either theguy in the see through shirt or the redneck.You have to use the same method you use when identifying the main character in an RPG: Whoever has the craziest hairstyle. Redneck is clearly not the leader, as his hairstyle is merely a lamer version of Christmas Boy's, although even his hairstyle pales in comparison to that of goggles head. Perhaps his goggles are a symbol of power, sort of like a crown.

[nik0tine]

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v380/nik0tine/PictureMohawk002.jpg

[ThroneofDravaris]

I’ll support :emo: if you get :tic: to display
http://i26.photobucket.com/albums/c130/ThroneofDravaris/kartic3.gif

[-N-]

I object to the above post.

[Primus Inter Pares]

But without :tic: there would be nothing worth praying to each night.

[crashNUMBERS]

Cool

[theundeadhero]

You have to use the same method you use when identifying the main character in an RPG: Whoever has the craziest hairstyle. Redneck is clearly not the leader, as his hairstyle is merely a lamer version of Christmas Boy's, although even his hairstyle pales in comparison to that of goggles head. Perhaps his goggles are a symbol of power, sort of like a crown.Normally that would work, but emo has it's own subculture (or anti-culture) where all the rules aren't the same. It obviously can't be Redneck Boy because his belt bucket makes reference to a different subculture. That would be cross contamination. Christmas boy is forced to have a similar haircut to show his lack of Alpha-dominance in the group. It's possible that Ghost Pale Chick could be the leader, what with making Goggle Head (the new guy) wear pink pantyhose to show her dominance over the group, but she's obviously just a groupy here which is why she has a little bit of something similar with every other member of The Emo Kids. That leaves Corduroy Boy (assuming those pants really are made of corduroy) in charge. His muted down presence suggests a quiet authority that none would dare challenge for fear of the reprecussions.

[Kawaii Ryûkishi]

<img src="http://norbert-x.com/rock/userfiles/Kishi/idiotpersons.jpg" title="This is the kind of picture they show to boxers before matches to get them really pissed. 'Just pretend he's one of those harajuku kids, Mickey!'">

[crashNUMBERS]

Whoa!! I never seen emo <b><<b></b>Japanese people></b>...

<b>Edit by Kishi: Hey guys remember how I used to edit out any instance of the word "jap" but then stopped when it became apparent that no one was really using it in a derisive context? Well thanks to crash for finally using it in a legitimately offensive manner! We're back!</b>

[Hawkeye]

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v380/nik0tine/PictureMohawk002.jpg
Omg, who the fuck is that loser

[crashNUMBERS]

Omg, who the smurf is that loser
Look's like that linkin park vocals dude. Has the hair and glasses and all...

[Del Murder]

Proposition denied. Meeting adjourned.

I think we're done here.