Ed's Technicolor Nightmare

[Dignified Pauper]

I think we need to bring it back.

[eestlinc]

why in god's name would we do that?

[Dignified Pauper]

Simply for the fact that today is another random day at EoFF.

[eestlinc]

but that would involve a lot of work, and we're lucky the admins are arsed enough to change people's names.

and keep track of who was changed to what.

[Dignified Pauper]

Then we need Ed's Technicolor Nightmare 2!!! A brand new skin!

[eestlinc]

that would take even more time.

[rubah]

You're such a downer. It's amazing you made it across that desert, eestwood.

[eestlinc]

smoke my pole, castrato.

[Denmark]

in eastern standard time Perforated Paper's post was made at 18:18:18. HOW AWESOME IS THAT.

[eestlinc]

i think it was really made at 6:18 in EST.

[rubah]

CST is clearly superior. That would make it 5:18 obviously.

[eestlinc]

Cuba Standard Time?

[edczxcvbnm]

I will create a new nightmare in exchange for my RM title back :D

[rubah]

You make a intriguing case there.

[Dignified Pauper]

DO IT DO IT DO IT!!!!!!

[Meat Puppet]

why in god's name would we do that?

[edczxcvbnm]

OH MAN! I so totally know what to do for the nightmare part duo also. So evil...yet so awesome.

[escobert]

WE WANT EDS TECHNO COLOR NIGHTMARE NOW! plz thx

[Psychotic]

I liked the rotating skull the best. It made me tingle!

[escobert]

I'll make you tingle ;)

[Shoden]

Just bring it back, If you don't these guys will keep bitching and spamming till you do, it's one way or the other, just do it before these guys hang me, roast me and turn me into lamb chops.

[eestlinc]

if we won't take the time to add new forum skins that look good and people would actually want to use, why would we take the time to make ones that induce seizures and vomiting?

[escobert]

because Eds technocolor of awsomeness is just that AWSOME.

[crashNUMBERS]

Damn!! I never got to see it originally!! Someone send some pics...

[Hawkeye]

Perhaps you shouldnt be so curious all the time. If you dont worry, you're happier.

[escobert]

xD. No Ed's technocolor nightmare is something everyone should see. I was actually using it up until it was removed :(

[crashNUMBERS]

Perhaps you shouldnt be so curious all the time. If you dont worry, you're happier.
And <I>you</I> shouldn't bud in out of no where. I can understand if you're trying to give me advice but maybe I am curious. If you have a problem with it then say it already...

[eestlinc]

you aren't missing anything, seriously.

[escobert]

YES HE IS. and that's the problem here folks. We need to get that evil eest out of office now!

[crashNUMBERS]

YES I AM

[eestlinc]

I've never been shot in the face before, but I'm not very eager to find out what it feels like either.

[Psychotic]

We both know the first part of that sentence is a lie.

[eestlinc]

I meant it rhetorically.

[Maxico]

Eds Technicolor Nightmare has been hyped to the extent that it would be a disapointment to anybody who hasn't seen it before.

[Hawkeye]

And <I>you</I> shouldn't bud in out of no where. I can understand if you're trying to give me advice but maybe I am curious. If you have a problem with it then say it already...
I'm going to avoid being banned today on the account of you. My post was to be sincere, but you took it negatively. Chances are the templates will not get restored.

[crashNUMBERS]

Then let it slide.

[Dignified Pauper]

The only resaon they won't be restored is because new ones will be made. Ed is a genius. Pure genius.

[Rostum]

That skin scared the crap out of me, especially when someone made it the default skin once.

[edczxcvbnm]

For the new skin that may or may not ever be...Think Neon colors...think fuzzy stuff...think technicolor ROFL Copter in the background.

[Dignified Pauper]

Um, That sounds almost too amazing to be true?! Is there going to be skulls and lazer wielding Kodiak Bears and ... and... and..... What else !?!?!?!?!?!?! I must know.

[Loony BoB]

Did ed even create the last one?

[Raistlin]

He listed the color scheme and someone else made it.

[edczxcvbnm]

I made a paint picture to show what it should look like also. The next one I would only be able to do a HTML version since I am

1) Not on staff...thus don't know how to make a template
2) Not on staff and thus wouldn't do the template anyways
3) Will do it in exchange for that spiffy RM title I lost...or the former staff title(I WAS THERE FOR A DAY...and it was awesome)...the HTML version. Since I don't know how to do templates I am not sure how well it would work but I have faith.

[eestlinc]

it was brought on by discussions of using css to change scroll bar colors, I think.

[Raistlin]

it was brought on by discussions of using css to change scroll bar colors, I think.
Yeah, that sounds right. And then ed was like "bright red this, bright green that, yellow this," and someone was like "kind of like this?" and ed was like "YES!"

And a legend was born.

[eestlinc]

I think BOU did it.

[Mr. Graves]

this pauper
he be dignified
in this thread

[-N-]

The return of ed is imminent! Long has my keyboard missed the satisfying swift keystrokes of typing his name! One stroke down - edc - one stroke across - zxcvbnm - combined masterfully and beautifully! edczxcvbnm edczxcvbnm edczxcvbnm edczxcvbnm edczxcvbnm edczxcvbnm edczxcvbnm

[Dignified Pauper]

edczxcvbnm is a God! I demand Ed's New Technicolor Nightmare!

[Loony BoB]

Due to not wanting to give off the impression that we give in to demands combined with the demanding nature shown by members in this thread, I have decided to set an example by saying "No."

Also, ed's chances of retaining (let along regaining) an RM title are very slim.

Also, what's all this about the "return of ed" - as far as I know, he was never gone. Do you guys just ignore him or something? :(

[edczxcvbnm]

I am just not in General Crap so I go mainly unnoticed. The most I ever posted in General Chat was when I ran Eyes on YOU...that and my first year here. Outside of that I think I tend to stick to other fora such as this one, General Gaming and the Lounge.

I did like World Events but you mods were pussies about the whole thing "Its out of control!! WAH-WAH!" Just because our threads turned into what politics is in a political forum(politics is pointless bickering) doesn't mean it was a bad forum.

[theundeadhero]

If you get your recognized member back I would have to write it in yellow chalk on my ED Hoody under the picture of your avatar. Then when you lose it again I could just wash it and erase the chalk.

[edczxcvbnm]

An ed hoody is an act of WAR~! I fucking hate hoodies.

[theundeadhero]

Just when I was finishing one, another begins :(

[edczxcvbnm]

This war isn't against you. It is against the EoFF store which has done the unthinkable.

1) I see no cash
2) I get no RM for lending my talents to help out EoFF
3) They then have the audacity to put it on a hoody

Can you believe this crap.

*Unleashes the Fury*

[Dignified Pauper]

This is outrageous. I want Ed's New Technicolor Nightmare NOW! give me my demands, or give me death!

[Loony BoB]

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[The Man]

http://fools-gold.org/forum/?styleid=8

warning: not compatible with Internet Explorer

[Kawaii Ryûkishi]

not compatible with Internet ExplorerHow very Aaron.

[Loony BoB]

Fool's Gold is essential to EoFF's existence. It gives us a place to send people when they annoy us too much about new features.

[The Man]

unfortunately, you're probably going to need to find another place to do that, since I haven't been arsed to do anything technical since upgrading the board to vB3.5, which doesn't bode well for the future of add-ons to Fool's Gold.

[Loony BoB]

Oh, great. So now you're a complete disappointment. Way to blow, Manny.

[The Man]

You could also place blame for this problem on University or the fact that the php for vB3.5 is even more inscrutable than vB3's. But since staff here tends to have a blame-Aaron-first policy, I should've known better than to expect that ;)

[edczxcvbnm]

Why the hell would you disable IE from viewing Fools Gold? Do you want to lower the # of people that visit there on a regular basis? It isn't like there is this mass overflow of members. More like a mass underflow :laugh:

[Yamaneko]

I was going to try to do an EoFF Christmas theme, but I decided I couldn't be arsed.

[Samuraid]

I decided I couldn't be arsed.
That seems to be the conclusion (a very valid one at that) to many of your plans. :p

[Yamaneko]

I DO have a plan for another theme, however, and I'm sure Bleys would enjoy it if he was still around. Next week I'm off so I might be arsed to do things.

[Raistlin]

Yams, do things? But that'll ruin your image. :(

[The Man]

I would wager that it's more in yamaneos' image to help people fix probems with their spinoff forums than it is to fix eoff. Of course, I have a vested interest in saying this so :smash:

[Del Murder]

So we have a Fools Gold link, a can't be arsed reminder, and some web browser elitism. All we need now is some hack suggestions and a speech about how much respect he's lost for us and this Man visit will be complete.

[The Man]

nah, there needs to be more pimp smiley hilarity as well :ezpimp:

but other than that, yeah, about right :smash:

[Del Murder]

Don't you mean, rabite smiley?

[The Man]

I haven't used rabites regularly for ages.

come to think of that, perhaps that's part of the reason my star has faded. I'll have to get right on fixing that. :smash:

[Del Murder]

Mine has faded too. Any suggestions?

[The Man]

I suggest replacing the light bulb.

[-N-]

Give me the old one and I'll turn it into a bong.

[Loony BoB]

Okay, guys, I think we can end the thread now.

[Yamaneko]

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