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Flying Mullet
12-06-2005, 03:31 PM
If you had to get a sex change, what would your name be and what would you do with your life?
Old Manus
12-06-2005, 03:39 PM
Old Mother Hubbard and I would frequent lesbian bars
EDIT: Wait, I do that already
theundeadhero
12-06-2005, 03:48 PM
livingdeadgirl
bipper
12-06-2005, 03:50 PM
I would go from Michael to Michelle... anything for your crazy haired monkey love! *squeeeeek!*
Chris
12-06-2005, 03:52 PM
Well, someone changed Grace Jones into Tom Jones. That doesn't really count when you consider that Grace is as much of a man as Tom. :D
smittenkitten
12-06-2005, 03:56 PM
Dan the Man http://i5.photobucket.com/albums/y179/Reaha/naughty.gif
Meat Puppet
12-06-2005, 03:59 PM
Nobody would notice so I'd be in no trouble.
The Jamie Star Scenario
12-06-2005, 05:00 PM
My name would be Vinara and Iould rule the world!
Light Mage
12-06-2005, 05:44 PM
I'd name myself after Phoebe from Friends and call myself "Princess Consuela Bananahammock"
And I'd be a porn star.
Psychotic
12-06-2005, 05:47 PM
I wouldn't have to pretend anymore! Oh blessed freedom!
Also I'd call myself Frank. Do you think it's feminine enough? Does it define me as a person?
Light Mage
12-06-2005, 05:50 PM
Bernard is a nice name for a girl.
Dunno about name. But I'd deffinitely have to be a lesbian. Sex change or no, guys just aren't my thing.
Zeldy
12-06-2005, 06:32 PM
Lauri Ylonen :excited:
SammieBabe
12-06-2005, 06:53 PM
I don't know about a name, but I would be a total man-whore...
It was danamaypickflowers.
Rydia of Mist
12-06-2005, 07:48 PM
My name would be Bastian and I would be a Graphic Design Manager of a company called Lavallee & Ide in Winooski, VT. I would get a tattoo. I would have a beautiful French boyfriend.
faster skating penguin
12-06-2005, 08:57 PM
My name would be Matilda and I'd fight giant lizards.
KoShiatar
12-06-2005, 09:01 PM
I don't know what I would be called like, but I'd be happy I don't have my period anymore.
jrgen
12-06-2005, 09:06 PM
I've had two.
Venom
12-06-2005, 09:10 PM
My name would be v.e.n.o.m. and i would post on EoFF:D
Shlup
12-06-2005, 09:13 PM
My brain must be fried. I can't even fathom it.
I would, uh... objectify women and use them for sex. Yes. My name would be Bill. Just Bill.
Ultima Shadow
12-06-2005, 09:16 PM
Mrs. Boobage
I would spend all my time playing with my boobs.
Mitch
12-06-2005, 09:17 PM
My name would be Leeza and I would touch my cats.
GooeyToast
12-06-2005, 09:22 PM
My name would be Darius and I would yank my handle
Kamiko
12-06-2005, 09:35 PM
My name would be Blaire and I would be a writer and a musician and have an emo boyfriend who wears pants that are a wee bit too tight.
Laugh at face of Danger
12-06-2005, 09:50 PM
I would call myself Archaon and I'd be a transvestite story writer
KentaRawr!
12-07-2005, 12:55 AM
o_o Who would force me to get a sex change?
Ahem... anyways, I would change my name from Nico to Nikki. Not so sure what I would do with my life. I think that it would be a good idea to call a plastic surgeon. If I were a girl, I wouldn't want to be manly. o_o
Xaven
12-07-2005, 02:37 AM
Mrs. Boobage
I would spend all my time playing with my boobs.
Mrs. Boobage? Does that mean there's a Mr. Boobage? :joey?:
I'd be a guy-obsessed hottie named Brittany. :kaohappy:
crashNUMBERS
12-07-2005, 02:38 AM
Well, I <I>do</I> believe in reincarnation so my soul's prolly been through that before...
rubah
12-07-2005, 02:49 AM
I would be Jack Warren, as I would've been that as a boybaby.
ZeZipster
12-07-2005, 02:55 AM
I would be Jill. I'd be a total slut, and I'd throw used tampons at people.
Channing
12-07-2005, 04:22 AM
I would tranform into a female and call myself Francesca. Most likely I would become a prostitute. :)
nik0tine
12-07-2005, 04:33 AM
nik0le.
Reles
12-07-2005, 05:06 AM
Alyssa> I should be an Albert, who is a 200 lbs man Bouncer who works at a strip bar.
Charles> And then you'd brutally rape all the guys that tried to get in for free, right Alyssa?
Alyssa> ;-; you know me too well Charlie
Charles> A little TOO well.
Kawaii Ryűkishi
12-07-2005, 05:08 AM
My name would be Bastian and I would be a Graphic Design Manager of a company called Lavallee & Ide in Winooski, VT. I would get a tattoo. I would have a beautiful French boyfriend.Hey wait a minute.
Winter Nights
12-07-2005, 05:09 AM
Alyssa> I should be an Albert, who is a 200 lbs man Bouncer who works at a strip bar.
Charles> And then you'd brutally rape all the guys that tried to get in for free, right Alyssa?
Alyssa> ;-; you know me too well Charlie
Charles> A little TOO well.
Roffles.
I'd prolly just change my name to Shelly and spend my days looking at myself naked. :D
Tai-Ti
12-07-2005, 08:38 AM
I had an operation once, at first my parents were against it, but they said:
"If Braxton want to be a girl, so be it!"
And look at me now!
........
ok, I'm just laim
But yeah, I'd change my name to Braxton, cause it starts with the same letter as my now name, and i like the name ^_^ If i was a guy, I'd spend my days making an idiot outta myself by still accidentaly walking into girls toilets.
Resha
12-07-2005, 09:09 AM
Moodoo. Is the only name for me.
I would be a manly man, with chest hair.
bipper
12-07-2005, 01:49 PM
Well, I <I>do</I> believe in reincarnation so my soul's prolly been through that before...
I thought you were catholic?
ThroneofDravaris
12-07-2005, 01:54 PM
I would change my name to Lilith, and spend most of my time crucified to a red cross in Terminal Dogma.
…I have no life.
tony blair and i'd make an arse of my self ruling a country
Zeldy
12-07-2005, 05:38 PM
Well, I <I>do</I> believe in reincarnation so my soul's prolly been through that before...
I do too. But only to a certain extent ^_^
Yuffie514
12-07-2005, 05:46 PM
there is no male version of my name! yes, i wonder what the lord is up to, making me get a sex change. must be some extreme mission...:D ! i already know how to go undercover as a male, without going under the knife...
Rydia of Mist
12-07-2005, 06:39 PM
Hey wait a minute.
:cool:
Ultima Shadow
12-07-2005, 10:13 PM
Mrs. Boobage? Does that mean there's a Mr. Boobage? :joey?:I'd name my dog (which doesn't exist since I don't have any dog) Mr. Boobage.
Slade
12-08-2005, 03:20 AM
Sladetta. I've always wanted to wear a mini skirt.....
Anaisa
12-08-2005, 12:05 PM
Don't let being male stop you. You get that mini skirt on and wear it with pride.
Reine
12-08-2005, 05:59 PM
My name would need no change, l o l
EDIT: Damn filter! :mad:
Slade
12-09-2005, 03:13 AM
Don't let being male stop you. You get that mini skirt on and wear it with pride.
Your right! *wears mini skirt* It's sooooo drafty it feels like I have an air conditioner on my butt :love: :love: :love:
Necronopticous
12-09-2005, 10:53 AM
http://demented3d.com/nissen/upload/kidsexchange.jpg
Madame Adequate
12-09-2005, 10:56 AM
What do you mean, forced? I think you mean 'were granted a free one'.
And I'd called myself Kuwanlelenta Xochitl Hobbes.
Though I could use Xochitl anyway, as it's a name for both girls and boys, IIRC. Technically, Kewwie would be as well, if you consider the meaning, but it's still a girl's name largely.
As for what I would be, well, I dunno... a person? Not much difference. I'd just have to hope I could convince my girlfriend to turn to the other side...
boris no no
12-09-2005, 11:21 AM
hmmmm
I'd be called Butch Bigman :D and i would live in a scrapheap and make things such as planes and cars and large metal things :D
Anaisa
12-09-2005, 01:02 PM
Your right! *wears mini skirt* It's sooooo drafty it feels like I have an air conditioner on my butt :love: :love: :love:
Stylish and practical.
Giga Guess
12-10-2005, 02:53 PM
Abbie. Abbie Kadabra.
ScottNUMBERS
12-10-2005, 02:56 PM
Yes please.
Giga Guess
12-10-2005, 02:57 PM
Scott, what nationality are you?
ScottNUMBERS
12-10-2005, 06:58 PM
Why do you ask? http://i31.photobucket.com/albums/c381/scottnumbers/confuseface2.jpg
Croyles
12-10-2005, 07:14 PM
Julia.
My real name I Julio.
Romeo oh Romeo where art thou you cheesy Romeo.
Giga Guess
12-10-2005, 09:24 PM
Why do you ask? http://i31.photobucket.com/albums/c381/scottnumbers/confuseface2.jpg
Just curious.....:shifty:
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