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Kamiko
12-07-2005, 07:49 PM
Whilst googling one day for a French project in the school computer lab, what did mine (Tyler's technically) eyes spy but a site about Jedi's! Clicking rapidly we found a trove of funny stuff about, yes, French people! And here is a very lovely poster depicting the French military history!
http://img31.imageshack.us/img31/1821/french15sj.jpg
Zeldy
12-07-2005, 07:52 PM
A la ferme
Shauna
12-07-2005, 07:56 PM
J'aime aller a la ferme.

Yeah. All that is totally true. No way is it a parody. :rolleyes:
Channing
12-07-2005, 08:13 PM
Uh... Oi oi. :)
Zeldy
12-07-2005, 08:20 PM
Uh... Oi oi. :)
oui oui?
Channing
12-07-2005, 08:24 PM
Wee wee. =P
Something like that... ;O
Anaisa
12-07-2005, 08:26 PM
No more about french military losses. I'm sure it was less than a month ago it was being discussed here. And im sure I saw it mentioned here yesterday.
Flying Mullet
12-07-2005, 08:26 PM
no no
Rydia of Mist
12-07-2005, 08:29 PM
Et quel est votre point...? o.oa
escobert
12-07-2005, 08:39 PM
Naturellement !. L'Amérique France de toute façon.
Flying Mullet
12-07-2005, 08:45 PM
Voulez-vous coucher avec moi ce soir?
Old Manus
12-07-2005, 08:49 PM
Fhe jwn xdoe nwi ng qjei to rnoe mwe?
escobert
12-07-2005, 08:52 PM
Voulez-vous coucher avec moi ce soir?
Oui. Seulement si vous me ferez un grand petit déjeuner le matin.
Flying Mullet
12-07-2005, 09:30 PM
Oui. Seulement si vous me ferez un grand petit déjeuner le matin.
Ooeufs et jambon verts. :love:
Traitorfish
12-07-2005, 09:33 PM
To be fair, the French are right in the middle of europe, and are likely to be invaded a lot- they have Germany, Britain, Spain and Italy on all four sides, while all Britain has is the sea and the occassional seal.
On the other hand, they only times they have only won a war were as the Franks in the Dark Ages, who were technically Germanic (surprise surprise) and as the Normans in 1066, who were actually Vikings (Vikings, unlike the Frecnch, kicks ass, almost as much as pirates, ninjas and samurai).
Kamiko
12-07-2005, 10:09 PM
Et quel est votre point...? o.oa
Sauvatage moi d'ennui. :D
(My grammar is mauvais)
Psychotic
12-07-2005, 11:11 PM
Oh France, you so crazy.
Channing
12-07-2005, 11:20 PM
Lol @ translation tools.
nik0tine
12-08-2005, 12:31 AM
GO USA!!!!!!!!
-N-
12-08-2005, 12:42 AM
Oui. Seulement si vous me ferez un grand petit déjeuner le matin.Bert, you creep me out when you act non-stoner like. :o
Raistlin
12-08-2005, 01:00 AM
We already know the French military sucks. And the British didn't defeat Napoleon, though they did keep him at bay. Napoleon defeated himself by marching his entire army into Russia so they could all die in the cold. The first and second rules are dead-on, though. xD
Yamaneko
12-08-2005, 01:03 AM
Arthur Wellesley.
Giga Guess
12-10-2005, 02:51 PM
ell-oh-ell
UWAOOOOU
12-10-2005, 08:18 PM
J'ai une triste nouvelle pour toi-Voila deux semaine deja quon est en france. Je detete ca. Je naime pas la francaise cuisine. N'oublie pas le poulet dance!

My french oral/tape test is on tuesday. How do you think I'll do???
eestlinc
12-10-2005, 09:40 PM
1. l</>ol weekly standard
2. why is being good at killing other people something to be proud about?
3. we already had like five stupid "google french military victories" threads in the last couple months.
4. Napoleon kicked a lot of ass before finally losing at Waterloo.
5. William the Conqueror was French, or at least from the area which is now known as France.