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Mitch
12-08-2005, 01:05 AM
What can you find in your pants that is of interest to us here at EoFF?

British people: trousers, not undies.

rubah
12-08-2005, 01:37 AM
My wallet but you aren't getting that.

Meat Puppet
12-08-2005, 02:02 AM
hot babes, guitars, vikings, race cars, etc etc

Hawkeye
12-08-2005, 02:03 AM
I can usually whip out my humongous long and hard pocket piano

fire_of_avalon
12-08-2005, 02:13 AM
Lint! Papers! Panties!...oops.

Winter Nights
12-08-2005, 02:15 AM
Wallet and keys.

The Summoner of Leviathan
12-08-2005, 02:18 AM
My wallet...

kikimm
12-08-2005, 02:18 AM
Right now, I only have a dollar in my pants. I don't normally keep things in my pockets.

Channing
12-08-2005, 02:51 AM
Keys, cellphone, wallet, and maybe a pen or condom.

ff7+ff10 gurl 100
12-08-2005, 02:53 AM
Well,nothing really cuz i dont got pockets :D

T-MaN
12-08-2005, 02:54 AM
Hmm...let's see...wallet, keys, pictures...meh, can't remember if there is anything else I put in my pant pockets.

Dolentrean
12-08-2005, 02:57 AM
My hard, sexy... PSP...

Shlup
12-08-2005, 03:00 AM
I've got thermal underpants on!!!!!!!!!!1

Slade
12-08-2005, 03:05 AM
A grenade launcher.....Anyone whos seen the 'I am Resident Evil' flash animation will know what im on about. ;)

Doofhull
12-08-2005, 03:15 AM
Thierry is in my pants.

Well, I have a picture of him in my wallet, so it's technically true, isn't it?

KentaRawr!
12-08-2005, 04:44 AM
My GBA SP, of course. About to beat Zelda: Alttp! n_n

Reles
12-08-2005, 05:05 AM
Something that's not suppose to be there. ;-;

Just kidding.

Apollo
12-08-2005, 05:15 AM
I have my pocket sized New Testament with me almost all the time. ^^

herbie08
12-08-2005, 05:21 AM
A command battle coin from the CG 55 USS LEYTE GULF 'Arrayed for Battle.' Hoorah!

Behold the Void
12-08-2005, 05:24 AM
Bombs, boomerang, hookshot, a massive hammer, a six-foot sword, bombchus, an ocarina, a pair of steel-toed boots, a pair of cool floaty boots, a blue and a red tunic, a bow, a quiver of arrows, a slingshot, a bunch of sling stones, and magnifying glass, a wood shield, a steel shield, and a mask. All in my pants.

Rusty
12-08-2005, 05:29 AM
Nothing.

Chemical
12-08-2005, 06:04 AM
Me ;)

Neco Arc
12-08-2005, 06:06 AM
keys...

Xaven
12-08-2005, 06:11 AM
I always have my wallet and phone in my pockets. I always buy the same type of Jeans from Old Navy cause they have a little pocket on the side for paintbrushes (hence, painter's jeans) which is perfect for my phone. My wallet gets the back pocket.

Social Moon Firesky
12-08-2005, 06:21 AM
I've got loose change in almost all my trousers, some sweet wrappers, bits of leaf and twig (Don't ask) a bottle top (Again, don't ask) and I usually put my phone and wallet in my pockets too.

Maxico
12-08-2005, 07:30 AM
Lint.

Old Manus
12-08-2005, 07:40 AM
Trebor Extra-Strong

escobert
12-08-2005, 08:06 AM
All sorts of illigal things!

nik0tine
12-08-2005, 08:38 AM
Sex organs.

Shaun
12-08-2005, 09:50 AM
My pen. I've learned my lesson from putting my mobile phone, Nintendo DS or GP32 in my jean pockets. *smash*

Tai-Ti
12-08-2005, 10:03 AM
my mobile phone, my MPs player, 20c, a bus ticket and an old tissue.

boris no no
12-08-2005, 10:11 AM
nothing as.....i'm not wearing trousers!! :O its the morning :P so still almost nakie :P

i'm so surprised that noones said BoBs wood :P

Project G
12-08-2005, 11:33 AM
The meaning of life (Wouldnt be suprised actually)

Itsunari 2000
12-08-2005, 05:36 PM
My keys. And a PAN card - and some Rations, and the Cigs I regurgitated from their hiding place in my stomach.

xX.Silver.Wings.Xx
12-08-2005, 05:37 PM
Lemme see..... Door key, locker key, wallet, paracetamol, chapstick, college id card (bent..oops) broken earphones, sweet wrapper, melted bag of chocolate buttons and a hairband....(but i have short hair, where did that come from...?)

Chris
12-08-2005, 05:38 PM
nothing as.....i'm not wearing trousers!! :O its the morning :P so still almost nakie :P

i'm so surprised that noones said BoBs wood :P
Bob has wood?

:confused:

Lindy
12-08-2005, 05:40 PM
My pen. I've learned my lesson from putting my mobile phone, Nintendo DS or GP32 in my jean pockets. *smash*
Yeah, the lesson being "Never buy a GP32".

Zeldy
12-08-2005, 06:32 PM
Wallet & MP3 Player. I hate mobile phones.

ThroneofDravaris
12-08-2005, 06:35 PM
My hand.

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…At least I hope it’s my hand.

Primus Inter Pares
12-08-2005, 06:44 PM
That should do it. (http://forums.eyesonff.com/member.php?u=12919)

Kamiko
12-08-2005, 07:04 PM
My underwear I hope... I can't really remember getting dressed this morning...
and some wrappers from some gum I took from someone this morning but I can't remember who it was...

The Jamie Star Scenario
12-08-2005, 07:42 PM
O' lets go and look!

Wallet
MP3 player
My special bus card
Smash
A condom
A refresher bar
Brave New World (in my back pocket)
Batteries
My uni timetable
Ah, that is good to get all that out of my pockets.

Anaisa
12-08-2005, 07:54 PM
I don't have any pockets on my pants. And even when I do I don't put anything in them. I keep my items I carry with me in a bag not a handbag tho because they are a pain to carry. It has to be a small backpack which looks nice.

KoShiatar
12-08-2005, 08:56 PM
It's a surprise. No, not THAT kind of surprise, uh! I am even too womanly, especially when, like now, I'm bleeding and full of bellyache. ç__ç

Little Miss Awesome
12-09-2005, 11:12 PM
At the minute, money, receipts and a tissue :p

EDIT:

That should do it. (http://forums.eyesonff.com/member.php?u=12919)
You freakin' wish, Yngve ;)

VampireCrono
12-10-2005, 12:38 AM
why would you keep a condom in your pocket? the heat from your leg can break down the latex and things in your pocket can crush it or release the air inside;]

escobert
12-10-2005, 12:40 AM
Bob has wood?

:confused:
No I don't.

crashNUMBERS
12-10-2005, 12:41 AM
Bombs, boomerang, hookshot, a massive hammer, a six-foot sword, bombchus, an ocarina, a pair of steel-toed boots, a pair of cool floaty boots, a blue and a red tunic, a bow, a quiver of arrows, a slingshot, a bunch of sling stones, and magnifying glass, a wood shield, a steel shield, and a mask. All in my pants.
You forgot to add the plan to not let me meet Starlight...

I just took out my wallet and some coins which I just added to my coin jar for future stuff...

Denmark
12-10-2005, 12:41 AM
Just a guitar pick. I was wearing shorts most of the day today because all my pants were being washed. I didn't bother transferring my wallet, keys, or pencil because I'm just going to put them back in my pants.

VampireCrono
12-10-2005, 12:45 AM
Bert go on AIM:{

Rase
12-10-2005, 12:46 AM
*insert lame hilarious innuendo joke here*

Vyk
12-10-2005, 02:48 AM
My love for you!

Actually I only ever keep keys in my pockets. And not always even that. As they like to poke my legs. Most of my neat stuff stays in my coat or bookbags or something.

Markus. D
12-10-2005, 07:55 AM
<!--A currently Flacid .... "shlong" shall we say.....-->*snip*

No. ~ Leeza

also, lint and papers.

escobert
12-10-2005, 07:58 AM
Bert go on AIM:{
?

ScottNUMBERS
12-10-2005, 12:13 PM
I wish I had something. :(

Mittopotahis
12-10-2005, 01:30 PM
6 and a half atoms.

Giga Guess
12-10-2005, 03:25 PM
This is just waaaaay too easy.

tailz
12-10-2005, 03:54 PM
hmm lemme see k alright lets go for it

-front and back door key
-school locker key
-another key wich i dont know what it is for
- car keys ( im 16 for crying out loud)
- bycicle keys

thats it for my first attempt
*insert tailz seerching for more stuff in his pants here*

- a wallet

crowd on eoff: nothing more
tailz: no get over it

now lets check my right pocket

-mp3player
- 5 batteries ( i dont want to here anything about what i just thought while typing this)

how about right pocket half way on your leg tailz ??
tailz: oops almost forget wel lets check

- phone
- zippo
- well whadaya know even more batteries


thats all folks

Christmas
12-10-2005, 04:18 PM
Bombs, boomerang, hookshot, a massive hammer, a six-foot sword, bombchus, an ocarina, a pair of steel-toed boots, a pair of cool floaty boots, a blue and a red tunic, a bow, a quiver of arrows, a slingshot, a bunch of sling stones, and magnifying glass, a wood shield, a steel shield, and a mask. All in my pants

Remind me of Doraemon's pocket....

Nephiliam
12-10-2005, 05:14 PM
I usually only have my car keys in my pocket, but since I didn't drive myself to work today, I don't have them right now.

I'm at work, so I have the keys to the cash register in my pocket right now. ;)

Really, I wouldn't think of doing anything illegal! Shame!

Leeza
12-10-2005, 05:44 PM
I usually wear skirts, but when I wear pants I never keep anything in my pockets. Except money when I'm on the golf course and I need to buy something from the drink cart. :cat:

...oh, and maybe some tees.

Shoden
12-10-2005, 05:49 PM
a detonator for a bomb.

Shoeberto
12-10-2005, 05:53 PM
Wallet, cell phone, keys, other junk. Like the junk. Get it? Nope? Okay.

Croyles
12-10-2005, 07:28 PM
Blue silk boxershorts (mine) with little cartoon sperms.

Primus Inter Pares
12-10-2005, 07:29 PM
You freakin' wish, Yngve ;)
You know it :jokey:

Captain Maxx Power
12-10-2005, 07:48 PM
One Oyster card with a 7 day Zone 1-2 pass and 3.60.

Rostum
12-10-2005, 09:13 PM
Keys, phone, wallet, tissue.

Shoden
12-10-2005, 09:15 PM
Sorry I just cannot resist...


Your mom.

Slade
12-11-2005, 05:22 AM
*checks pocket*
Hey look, a Paul Holmes CD!:eek:

Tasura
12-11-2005, 05:39 AM
rihgt now lint, but otherwise usualy only my wallet, maybe a pencil if i have an exam to write.

Dolentrean
12-11-2005, 05:50 AM
I could tell you... but then I would have to kill you...

Blackmageboi
12-11-2005, 10:45 AM
right lets see eh...pen,wallet,keys.inhaler,lump of metal,paper,more paper,money and a lolly pop

Drift
12-11-2005, 10:56 AM
whatever i can steal from you.

Alive-Cat
12-11-2005, 12:11 PM
A semi automatic.

Killy
12-11-2005, 12:19 PM
My wallet, my keys, 2 packs of gum, and my swiss army knife.

The Mighty Sabotender
12-11-2005, 01:18 PM
Unfortunately, lint.

DMKA
12-11-2005, 06:15 PM
You already know.

Mitch
12-11-2005, 09:02 PM
*checks pocket*
Hey look, a Paul Holmes CD!:eek:

xDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD

Wind Shear
12-12-2005, 03:35 AM
left pocket: a good ole wallet with chain locked on my belt handle (or something like that)
right pocket: few coins

Tempest
12-12-2005, 03:42 AM
Usually change or a highlighter and a Sharpie marker for work.

Pant Leg Eater from the Bad World
12-12-2005, 06:06 AM
My hackysack, carmex, wallet, and a black pen.

Markus. D
12-12-2005, 09:46 AM
these are all suss, snipp em all!!!! -_-"

Perducci
12-12-2005, 10:48 AM
Oh, i've got lots of stuff in my pants. They're all secrets.

xX.Silver.Wings.Xx
12-12-2005, 04:04 PM
Whoo... Whats in there today!!?? hmm...
Pen, Mp3 Player, Pen drive, bent college ID card again, condom, broken earphones (yet another pair) couple of studs, and a receipt for sun-in.

black orb
12-12-2005, 04:53 PM
>>> Dirt.

Shaun
12-12-2005, 05:13 PM
What I don't get is why guys just carry around condoms if they don't even have girlfriends... does it make them feel like men?

Jess
12-12-2005, 05:14 PM
You! :O

Reine
12-12-2005, 05:14 PM
My beloved PSP, and my GBA SP in the other.

THe PSP is being used as an MP3 Player....and the Drakengard OST is playing...I wouldnt have anything else in there right now

Shaun
12-12-2005, 05:18 PM
My beloved PSP, and my GBA SP in the other.

THe PSP is being used as an MP3 Player....and the Drakengard OST is playing...I wouldnt have anything else in there right now

XD! So you finally downloaded it, after your countless hours of ranting in #EoFF?

Croyles
12-12-2005, 07:37 PM
What I don't get is why guys just carry around condoms if they don't even have girlfriends... does it make them feel like men?

Because you never know when!
P.S Oh wait that was a lynx advert.

Mitch
12-12-2005, 09:21 PM
i think my ding a ling is in my pants.






by whcih i mean my bell

Kamiko
12-12-2005, 09:25 PM
2 dollars, eyeliner and my student ID.

MushroomZOMBIE
12-13-2005, 12:08 AM
Me,myself,I,& my.......lace undies! :-X