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Shlup
12-08-2005, 06:47 AM
http://www.msnbc.msn.com/id/10349028/

HA! That's funny. Too bad the interviewer's clearly retarded.

DMKA
12-08-2005, 06:57 AM
I L<i></i>OL'D LIKE A MOTHERFUCKER

nik0tine
12-08-2005, 07:02 AM
I didn't read all of this, but it's ridiculous. Why should these people go out of their way to be rude?

Neco Arc
12-08-2005, 07:10 AM
ummm... ok....

Rainecloud
12-08-2005, 07:12 AM
Their actions are unacceptable. "The Bible contradicts itself on every page", he says. Hah. He obviously hasn't even read any of it.

Raven Nox
12-08-2005, 07:12 AM
This is stupid. Why can't people just realize not everyone is gonna believe what you believe in? It's is a little funny, but only because the guy is an idiot.

Shlup
12-08-2005, 07:17 AM
Well it's not like he's getting in people's faces. Religious people do the exact same thing. I have several bibles that've been handed to me on campus. I'm not an athiest, but I honestly don't have a problem with what he's doing.

Dignified Pauper
12-08-2005, 07:18 AM
I cried aloud with mirth and merriment.

Raven Nox
12-08-2005, 07:20 AM
Doing something like this doesn't really help anyone though, it's just a stupid way to get people to give up what they believe because they think they're right, so everyone else must think like them. Christians, do it also, I won't deny that, but doing it themselves, doesn't help much.

Shlup
12-08-2005, 07:26 AM
Both groups are attempting to influence others to believe what they believe. There's no difference.

Raven Nox
12-08-2005, 07:31 AM
I never said there was, both sides do it and I think both of them should stop doing it. I am a Christian myself, but I'm not a fan of trying to get people to believe what you do, so yeah, I'm just not a fan of it. Not because I'm a Chirstian, because because it's stupid, no matter who is doing it.

Old Manus
12-08-2005, 07:37 AM
Get me down there!

?????
12-08-2005, 07:40 AM
Their actions are unacceptable. "The Bible contradicts itself on every page", he says. Hah. He obviously hasn't even read any of it.

I know, man! Where do people like him get off saying the Bible has a contradiction on every page? Everyone knows it only contradicts itself every third page!

DMKA
12-08-2005, 07:51 AM
Their actions are unacceptable.
And the Jehova Patrol going door to door completely disreguarding the fact that people could and most likely already have beliefs of their own to impose what they think is superior is just fine and dandy?

No, don't answer.

Shlup
12-08-2005, 08:24 AM
I never said there was, both sides do it and I think both of them should stop doing it. I am a Christian myself, but I'm not a fan of trying to get people to believe what you do, so yeah, I'm just not a fan of it. Not because I'm a Chirstian, because because it's stupid, no matter who is doing it.
Fair enough.

I'm annoyed by people going door-to-door, but just being somewhere and offering information doesn't bother me. In fact, I like it. I like being handed information that I can make my own decisions on.

And I take that back. I like people going door-to-door. The Mormon boys sweep my porch.

Raven Nox
12-08-2005, 08:36 AM
Yes, door-to-door is annoying (But now I wish I had a porch, it'd be nice to get something out of it... stupid apartments xD) and I guess it's good to know something else is there, but still, it'd be nice if more people had respect for what others believe, they just don't seem to.

Anyway, I'm being way to serious about this, which is scaring me, because I'm not serious about anything, normally. xD Sorry about that.

Samuraid
12-08-2005, 09:20 AM
Both groups are attempting to influence others to believe what they believe. There's no difference.

They can't both be right, however.

boris no no
12-08-2005, 09:33 AM
i agree with shlurp, the interviwer is obviously an idiot
he went into the interview without an open mind
what the guys are doing in it is funny and pretty cool, people have a choice, they're not forcing anyone to take part. But they are offereing an alternative ^^

ThroneofDravaris
12-08-2005, 09:53 AM
I really don’t see how the two are comparable. I mean, I only masturbate over the bible half as much as I do over pornography!

DMKA
12-08-2005, 10:00 AM
They can't both be right, however.
But they can both be wrong.

Psychotic
12-08-2005, 10:45 AM
Boobies vs Jesus...don't make me choose!

Rye
12-08-2005, 11:19 AM
i agree with shlurp, the interviwer is obviously an idiot
he went into the interview without an open mind
what the guys are doing in it is funny and pretty cool, people have a choice, they're not forcing anyone to take part. But they are offereing an alternative ^^

Anaisa
12-08-2005, 11:34 AM
That is funny. I say there next move should be nativity play vs porn movie. And when I opened that link Shlups dinosaurs head somehow ended up in the new window and her dino's body was walking around without it's head. Try it now!

Hawkeye
12-08-2005, 01:59 PM
Boobies vs Jesus...don't make me choose!
Agreed

bipper
12-08-2005, 02:12 PM
What a looser.

Raistlin
12-08-2005, 04:13 PM
Ahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha

I read that first part, and almost burst out laughing. That's freakin' hilarious. Oh man. xD

And yes, that interviewer is clearly retarded. "Pick up any girls?" Wtf?

Shoden
12-08-2005, 04:16 PM
ROFL!!!!!


he does have a point about why porn aint accepted and why bibles shouldn't.

DarkLadyNyara
12-08-2005, 05:33 PM
No comment...

Sasquatch
12-08-2005, 06:24 PM
This schmuck is completely ignorant of everything he's doing.

Isn't there some school regulation about handing out pornography on campus?

edczxcvbnm
12-08-2005, 06:28 PM
This schmuck is completely ignorant of everything he's doing.

Isn't there some school regulation about handing out pornography on campus?

Why would there be? Everyone is over 18.

ThroneofDravaris
12-08-2005, 06:29 PM
And that’s where the Bible comes in :jokey:

Zante
12-08-2005, 07:24 PM
I think that's stupid. Funny, but still stupid.

Anaisa
12-08-2005, 07:31 PM
Their pawning their bibles for porn:laugh:

Shlup
12-08-2005, 08:24 PM
"Pick up any girls?" Wtf?
That was exactly my thought. xD

Anaisa
12-08-2005, 08:30 PM
I can't believe they chose to call their campaign smut for smut! Pawn for porn is obviously so much better.

Shlup
12-08-2005, 08:40 PM
No way, though I don't necessarily agree with it, "Smut for Smut" is great. xD

Anaisa
12-08-2005, 08:41 PM
Smut for smut is great. But pawn for porn is greater.

Raistlin
12-08-2005, 08:46 PM
This schmuck is completely ignorant of everything he's doing.

Isn't there some school regulation about handing out pornography on campus?
1. Everyone is over 18. They're all adults.

2. There's stuff in the Bible that, were it written in modern language, would be considered smut. See <a href="http://chwombat.net/random/biblethread.htm">this thread</a>, linked to this way because I'm too lazy to look up the actual thread. He does have a point. For more info on thoughts of this same nature, see <a href="http://www.thebricktestament.com/">the Brick Testament</a>. Just too funny.

I still can't get over the fact that the interviewer asked if he picked up any girls, and then asked like three more questions based on that. What the hell.

Zante
12-08-2005, 09:12 PM
Even if, I don't see why they are bothering with this in the first place. If you don't like whats in the bible, you don't read it. It's as easy as that.


For more info on thoughts of this same nature, see the Brick Testament (http://www.thebricktestament.com/). Just too funny.

lol

Winter Nights
12-08-2005, 09:20 PM
Neither of them seem to be overly intelligent. Though the kid has some interesting points and ideas, he doesn't sound like he's done that much research himself.

Doomie
12-08-2005, 09:21 PM
Texas? Let's all blame KB, then. :) I'm also willing to bet it's very cheap porn. God, why do you atheists keep forcing your beliefs on us!? When have Christians ever abused or forced themselves upon any other religion!?

DMKA
12-08-2005, 11:04 PM
This schmuck is completely ignorant of everything he's doing.

Isn't there some school regulation about handing out pornography on campus?
Nope, thankfully. :D

Madame Adequate
12-08-2005, 11:52 PM
Even if, I don't see why they are bothering with this in the first place. If you don't like whats in the bible, you don't read it. It's as easy as that.

But they're making a point.

I mean, Lot screwed his daughters. To find porn like that elsewhere you're going to have to look pretty hard, unless it's just hentai.

Doomie
12-08-2005, 11:54 PM
Great. Now buying over-the-counter Bibles will be just as awkward as buying over-the-counter porn. THANK YOU VERY MUCH.

Winter Nights
12-09-2005, 12:00 AM
I get my smut at the Christian book store. :p

ZeZipster
12-09-2005, 12:07 AM
I would never trade a bible for porn. I can just as easily get off to the Bible.

Oh you naughty, naughty Eve.

Winter Nights
12-09-2005, 12:12 AM
Bathsheba was a saucy minx. Rawr!

eestlinc
12-09-2005, 12:30 AM
haha, Tucker Carlson did the interview? That's golden. I kinda like him. He's funny and wears bowties.

But the "pick up any girls" part is just a way to say "you are a college kid, and we know you really just want to get laid, and we don't take you seriously." it's also a "yea man, even though we disagree we're still on the same man team!"

Yamaneko
12-09-2005, 12:31 AM
Isn't he one of those talking heads?

eestlinc
12-09-2005, 12:33 AM
he used to be on CNN's Crossfire but he got his own show. so yes. he talks and we are supposed to listen because he's on television.

-N-
12-09-2005, 12:41 AM
No one listens to Tucker Carlson after Jon Stewart owned him on Crossfire.

ZeZipster
12-09-2005, 12:54 AM
No one listens to Tucker Carlson after Jon Stewart owned him on Crossfire.

That's probably why they have him interviewing college students.

Anaisa
12-09-2005, 01:09 AM
That's probably why they have him interviewing college students.
And now even college students are making him look stupid.

-N-
12-09-2005, 01:14 AM
And now even college students are making him look stupid.I'm just doing this to close the quote cycle.

Channing
12-09-2005, 01:14 AM
I L<i></i>OL'D LIKE A MOTHERsmurfER
Ditto. I wonder how much porn you get? :/

Anaisa
12-09-2005, 01:20 AM
Texas? Let's all blame KB, then. :) I'm also willing to bet it's very cheap porn.
I bet its home made porn.