What if Jesus was black?

[Flying Mullet]

<a href="http://isjesusblack.ytmnd.com/">What if Jesus was black?</a>

[Chris]

I hate you for making me click that link, Mullet. :mad2:

[Resha]

Thank you. :)

[Old Manus]

If Jesus was black he would make his own line of GTA-esque games to promote his gangsta image and the bible would be written in Radio1Xtra language

[Chris]

o rly?

[Old Manus]

o rly?
Fo Sho

http://students.washington.edu/rhsaweb/content/pictures/sonia2.jpg

[Yamaneko]

Imagine if white people weren't actually white.

But yeah, is there a point to this?

[Flying Mullet]

Yeah, what if Jesus was black?

I just added a link to further the discussion.

[Winter Nights]

He'd still be dead.

[Shlup]

...Jesus wasn't black?

[Yamaneko]

Jesus was dark-skinned.

[Winter Nights]

Please... If he was black, do you think they'd go through the trouble to crucify him? He'd have been killed in a drive-by stoning, for sure.

[Shlup]

I believe you mean "fo' sho'."

[Winter Nights]

Meh.. I'm too white to pull off "fo' sho'."

[Rye]

xD Well, Jesus was already dark-skinned.

[Giga Guess]

Whaddaya mean "What if?" Didn't you watch Dogma?!

[Winter Nights]

I'm thinkin' a black Jesus would have passed out fried chicken and biscuits during the Sermon at the Mount.

[Madame Adequate]

xD Well, Jesus was already dark-skinned.

Ah, but Arabic =/= black.

Fo' sho'.

[bipper]

Try to get a black man to say Jesus wasn't black... then do the same for a white man :)

Bipper

[Rye]

Ah, but Arabic =/= black.

Fo' sho'.

If Jesus was black, then Santa must be black too, just because!

[Winter Nights]

If Jesus was black, then Santa must be black too, just because!
Your logic is infallible.

[kikimm]

Well, that was pretty interesting.

But uh, like Shlup said. But if in some alternate dimension he was, then it still wouldn't make much of a difference. Eh, whatever.

[Kamiko]

I want to die now.

[Winter Nights]

I want to die now.
Why? Do you fear the black Jesus? Are you a racist, sir? :mad2: :mad2: :mad2:











;)

[eestlinc]

http://students.washington.edu/rhsaweb/content/pictures/sonia2.jpg
Man I hope she still goes to UW if I go there next year.

[Kamiko]

Why? Do you fear the black Jesus? Are you a racist, sir? :mad2: :mad2: :mad2:











;)
More scared of Lindy frankly.

[Rye]

Your logic is infallible.

http://www.bluemooninternational.com/Folk%20Art/Christmas/Santas/202%20Black%20grungy%20Santa/black%20Santa.jpg

[DMKA]

Jesus was Jewish lol.

[nik0tine]

hahahahahahahaha

[Winter Nights]

http://www.bluemooninternational.com/Folk%20Art/Christmas/Santas/202%20Black%20grungy%20Santa/black%20Santa.jpg
I will never doubt again. :D

[Kamiko]

Santa is an Asian businessman.
http://www.istockphoto.com/file_thumbview_approve/360520/2/Its_me_businessman_santa.jpg

[Rye]

Santa is Asian.

Of course!

http://us.st11.yimg.com/store1.yimg.com/I/engrish-store_1870_263188

[DMKA]

Santa is Asian.
He must be a Candian Asian, seeing as from Peegee's testimony they are all very fat.

[The Jamie Star Scenario]

wtf, why isn't that too Rock 'n' Roll Nigger by Patti Smith. That guy cannot make a ytmnd for /xxx.gif/xxx.gif/xxx.gif/xxx.gif.

[Kamiko]

He could be a fat chinese businessman.

[Winter Nights]

Of course!

http://us.st11.yimg.com/store1.yimg.com/I/engrish-store_1870_263188
Mwahahaha... That's awesome.

[Dr Unne]

Everyone knows that Jesus was a blond-haired blue-eyed northern European.

[DMKA]

Everyone knows that Jesus was a blond-haired blue-eyed northern European.
Oh southern America, you so crazy.

[Azure Chrysanthemum]

If he were black, we would have remade him in our own image.

We're good at that.

[Kamiko]

Everyone knows that Jesus was a blond-haired blue-eyed northern European.Is that an anti semitic joke?

[nik0tine]

Is that an anti semitic joke?
no.

[Kamiko]

Please?

[nik0tine]

Santa was white. (http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v380/nik0tine/kkksanta2.jpg)

[Winter Nights]

Santa was white. (http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v380/nik0tine/kkksanta2.jpg)
Santa was also a tad scary. :cry:

[Dr Unne]

Is that an anti semitic joke?

No, many people picture a <a href="http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v299/vandewe/jesus1.gif">blue-eyed European</a> when they think of Jesus, which would have made him a freak given the time and place in which he supposedly lived. No one there/then looked like that.

[Kamiko]

Really?
I always thought God was a broom because the sunday school teacher told me he had whatever form he wanted.
So now I think God is a broom which probably accounts for my lack of tidiness.

[nik0tine]

God can turn into a bush lolz!

[Anaisa]

When I was at school they said I could never play Mary because I wasn't blonde! I argued the point that Mary wouldn't have actually been blonde not because I wanted to be Mary being an angel was better. But because they were being factually incorrect and discriminative. Every year we had to have a blonde Mary.

[Kamiko]

Do you live in Los Angeles or something?
Maybe Mary is a broom too!?!?!

[Dingo Jellybean]

Let's see. Jesus was beatened, stoned, and crucified. Of course he's black, that would have never happened to a white guy.

[Kamiko]

Or Mexican. Maybe Jesus was a Mexican.

[Anaisa]

No. I live in Britain.

[bipper]

http://www.goegames.com/img-bin/blacksanta.gif

Santa is black and white. This diagram should explain the situation a little better.

I know, I know, this shoulda been posted in the art forum .. /shrug
Bipper

[udsuna]

Jesus couldn't be mexican. There was no mexico. Plus, if he was mexican, do you think he would have SHARED his water-made-wine? Also proves he wasn't Irish- would have shared the wine, but would have used that trick WAAAAY too often.

But, on a more serious note, it does state in the bible that Jesus was unremarkable in appearance, except for his eyes which revealed his intelligence and wisdom. Given that he lived in the middle east- he'd have to look middle-eastern.

Which proves that Jesus was an Arabic Jew. And who says God doesn't have a sence of humor?

[Neco Arc]

more people would be wearing dreads....

[Kawaii Ryûkishi]

This thread is crap.