101 Ways You know you're Addicted to FFVII

[Twilight Edge]

are you a malaysian?

Yeah,why?:confused:

384.When you get yourself a boomerang and throw it like Yuffie's weapon towards your opponent.
385.When you see a white round rock and think that it is Holy materia.
386.When you see a black round rock and think that it is Meteor materia.
(NOT guilty of all the above)

Everyone,I will answer all of Blader's questions from now on for I am him in a new manner.

Don't post several times in a row. Use the edit/delete button instead.

~Void

[The Last Oath]

387: when you talk to some old guy and he gives you a sword and spear(not guilty)
388: when you go travelling in mountains(not guilty)
389: when you make round holes in your sword and put rocks into it(not guilty)

[Twilight Edge]

390.When you punch two holes in your sword so that you can make a buster sword.
391.When you try to attach a gun to your arm after you have lost a hand.
392.When you try to gather up energy to shoot a bigger shot out of your gun-arm.
393.When you grow your hair until it's as long as Tifa's(in the game,not AC).
394.When you see glowing water and think that it is the lifestream.
395.When your enemies attack your homeland and you call your dad to take on their archers who have loads of poisonous arrows.
396.When you sharpen the blade of your sword until it is transparent and say that it's Ultima Weapon.
397.When you get a spear,pray to Venus,and name the spear Venus Gospel.
398.When you are near 400.
399.When you are a step before to 400.
400.When you celebrate after posting the four hundredth way!OHHHHHHH YEAAAAAAAEEEEEEEEHHHHHHH!!!!!

[mooglebunni608]

400.When you celebrate atfer posting the four hundredth way!OHHHHHHH YEAAAAAAAEEEEEEEEHHHHHHH!!!!! YEAGH it's the cool-aid man!
401; when you use a spear, curse every other word, and hate your assistant for saving your life. (lame i kno :P)

[Crehan89]

402; when you buy the official soundtrack and it comes in japanese, i cant read it but it is still good.
403; when you whistle along to Yuffies theme tune
404; when you have the FF7 soundtrack (all of it) on your iPod
405; when i joined this forum

[cloud_doll]

406:When you get all mad when people say that Cloud belongs with Aeris when you think he belongs with Tifa (not guilty, but I do think so)
407:When you have posted a lot of ways that you are guilty of
408:When you walk into random people's houses and tell them you're searching for Sephiroth
409:When you go to the grand canyon and tell others that it's the North Crater

[ffxfreak93]

410:when you think that this thread was supposed to stop at 101

[Dell]

Omnislasher Draco word: Yeah,why?

then we're the same, I'm a Malaysian too.(ask for perfection)
no, you're wrong, my friend and I called OMNISLASH like normal (we're FF Fan)

411. when you think you're mercenary when holding a ruler
412. when you think itw as the sound of planet when a girls screaming
413. when you build a flying machine like Bahamut

(OH YEAH, what races of you in Malaysia,
Malay, Chinese, Hindus, others)

[Leeza]

vivi_ultima: Conversations belong in PMs and IMs.

[BudSoda02]

414. If you posted in the 'JENOVA theory' thread.
415. When you mistake a line of music in a song for the 'World Map Theme'.
416. When you put Red XIII's name as Nanaki your second time through playing the game.
417. If you go mu wa wa wa ha ha ha (evil laugh) when you summon Bahumut Zero while playing the game.
418. If you pretend you can actually summon Bahumut Zero.
419.When you get Cait Sith's 'Instant Victory' while fighting Sephiroth anytime in the Northern Crater on his limit break.
I'm guilty of all above except 418.
Thanks- BudSoda02 BudSoda02@yahoo.com

[Stroo]

420. Not being able to complete any of the games, just because you dont want it to end.
I hate ending credits.

[cloud_doll]

421:When you make a myspace profile all about FF7 (ha! my 2nd profile isnt only FF7...)

[Shiny]

422: When you come up with unexplainable theories as to why Hojo is really Cloud's mother.
423: When you come up with theories that make no sense at all like the one stated above.
423: When you voy to buy every FF7 merchandise on Ebay.
424: When you actually do buy every Finfal Fantasy 7 merchandise one Ebay.
425: When you've made over 50 avatars and/or sigs pertaining to FF7.

[mooglebunni608]

422: When you come up with unexplainable theories as to why Hojo is really Cloud's mother.lmao
425- when your halloween costume is a final fantasy vii charecter

[Acid Raine]

426. You've said "..."

[Twilight Edge]

I'm Chinese.

427.When you try to use Waterkick underwater
428.When you call 12 other friends and cosplay as the Knights of the Round.
429.When you make an Alexander robot.
430.When you think that Ramuh is actually related to Zeus/Thor.

[Dell]

431. when you grow a plant at church and simply jump on it like cloud and aeris.
432. when you supposed to changed the name to 10000000000000001 way you're addicted to FFVII
433. when you think a lake to be zolom swamp
434. when you grow healthily and happily

[Twilight Edge]

435.When you dig through the flowers in the church hoping to find the lifestream.

[Angy]

Actualy...I'm am guilty of near everything that was say in this topic,exept some that I can do and the Knight of the round cosplay cause my friend all think that I am crazy ans don't want to do it...

Your addicted to FF7
-When you ask the school principal to accept that the teatre club play some scene from ff7 for the last day of school show
-When you travel to japan to buy the japenese version of the game
-When you travel to france to buy the french version of the game
-When you learn japenese to understand the the japenese version of the game
-When you think that if you do the Tifa's limit,a dolphin will appear

[Twilight Edge]

Angy,do try to number your posts.It would be easier to count that way.

431.When you wonder if there's a Final Hell Tifa limit break after knowing about Final Heaven.
432.When you actually invented the Final Hell limit break.
(SOOOOO guilty of all the above)

[Jsb01]

433. When you chat about in a message forum.

[Twilight Edge]

434.When you try to find a six-legged horse.
435.When you try to find the Zantetsuken/Steel Bladed Sword.
436.When you try to find the Gungnir lance.
437.When you try to find an antlered helmet.
438.When you try to find a suit of armour that matches the helmet.
439.When you actually found all the stuff above.
440.When you cosplay as Odin.

[Dell]

441. When you became the martial art like zangan
442. When you see a factory as a reactor
443. When you called an aeroplane Highwind
444. When you ride a horse with a ruler then call yourself ODIN
445. When you think you should stop the rocket from going to the space to avoid being hit by meteor

[Crehan89]

456 when you see a power plant churning out smoke the makop reactor tune plays in your head

[Twilight Edge]

457.When you play your piano to find Final Heaven.
458.When you ask your dying grandfather to give you a headdress for a memento.
459.When you learn kendo to be like Sephy.
460.When you try to attach a wing to your back.

[Angy]

461.When you bought a lot of watermelon gatorade 'cause you think it's mako.
462.When you try to build a mako reactor who work with gatorade.

[Twilight Edge]

463.When your mako reactor works.
464.When you attach a wing to your back and sing One Winged Angel.
465.When you dress up as a FFVII character for Halloween.

[Dell]

466. When you think planet will dies after being hit by supernova
467. When you buy a costume like in FFVII
468. When you dress as a girl like Cloud do
469. When you asked your cat to hold a M-Phone and stay on a big doll like Cait Sith
470. When you kill a lady in an icy cave just to find ALEXANDER
471. When you tried to breed a gold ostrich

[Twilight Edge]

472.When you think that supernova is something fictional.
473.When you let your 13th dog wear a headdress and paint him red.
474.When you call NASA to launch a rocket to hit the moon.
475.When you sucessfully bred a gold ostrich.

[Shiny]

476: When you get excited at the near mention of the word "cloud".
477: When you've watched FF7 parodies/fanvideos atleast 10 times each ( oh so guilty)
478: When you make FF7 parodies/fanvids.
479: When you name your child Yuffie and the other Cait Sith.
480: When you have a shrine to FF7 in your room.
481: When you worship Square for giving you one the best rpg ever made.

[Twilight Edge]

482.When you go to a motorbike driveway to find Tifa's Motor Drive.
483.When you name your child with any FFVII characters.
484.When you call NASA to lauch a rocket to hit the sun just so you could see Supernova.
485.When you think that planet Earth won't be burned to ashes after Supernova happens.

[gyaku_zuki]

486.When you kill yourself while holding a ping-pong ball so that Holy will save the planet.

[IpwnUthisMuch|------|]

When you beat emerald weapon with a level 7 tifa without touching your controller.

[Shiny]

488: When you beat FF7 using mind control and alot of pixie stixs.

[Twilight Edge]

489.When you want to lead Vincent's life.
490.When you see a buch of guys in blue coats the Turks' theme plays in your head.
491.When you try to make Organics out of organic matter.
492.When you hold a pair of scissors in your hand and say you have a scissor arm.
493.When you hold an electric drill in your hand and say that you have a drill arm.
494.When you paint a white rock green so that you can think that holy will happen anytime.
495.When you try to make a black rock glow so that you can think that meteor will happen anytime.
496.When you smoke in battle.
497.When you think that an origami bird(oritsuru) is a wepon.
498.When you are two ways before 500.
499.When you are a way before 500.
500.When you laughed aloud with mirth and merriment after posting 500!HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!

[BudSoda02]

501. When you make an Evil laugh when reaching 500 on this thread.
502. When you even glance at the title of this thread.
503. When you get into the island where the Knights of Round is stored.
504. If you die your hair black and blond, then style it in that spiky way Zack and Cloud do just so you think yourself half Zack and half Cloud.:rolleyes2
505. If you want to meet and date Yuffie.
Thanks- BudSoda02 BudSoda02@yahoo.com

[DarkLord]

506. When you get really angry over missing 500!... I shall make it my mission to get 1000... *watches intently for someone to get this to 999*

[Twilight Edge]

507.When you laughed aloud with mirth and merriment seeing someone getting pissed off for missing 500.(no offence,of course:D)

[gyaku_zuki]

508. When you dress as Cloud for halloween, after making a full-sized buster sword out of papier-mache, and after making the clothes exactly. (I know someone who actually did this... the sword was very good-looking!)

[Twilight Edge]

Cool,I only made a draw-cut-paste gunblade(super-mini size) myself.

[Bart's Friend Milhouse]

the older the thread the dryer the posts
509. when the game makes you look like this
http://www.rooksrant.com/images/yawn.jpg

[Twilight Edge]

sg(stomachache giggling)......

510.When you set your pc 24/7 waiting for people to post 599 so that you can post 600!

[Anniexo]

511: When you know every line of the game word by word

[cloud_doll]

512. When you and your bf/gf are hugging and Tifa's theme palys in your head
513. When you try styling your hair to look like Aeris'
514. When you post in this thread #514 when it says 101 ways

[Twilight Edge]

515.When you're posting #515 in a supposedly 101 thread.

[TheGoldenChocobo]

516. When you actually sat and read through the last 515 ways
517. when its your fault your mum, dad, brother, best friend, best friends family, pen pal, neighbours, and corner shop assistant all play final fantasy

[Bart's Friend Milhouse]

518. when you need a life

[IpwnUthisMuch|------|]

519. When you have a life... it just consists mostly of playing Final Fantasy.

[Trumpet Thief]

Trowa: 520. You make a thread like this.

[Twilight Edge]

516. When you actually sat and read through the last 515 ways

SO GUILTY I LAUGHED ALOUD WITH MIRTH AND MERRIMENT!!!HAHAHA!
:D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D

[TheGoldenChocobo]

521. When you get really angry at people who take the pee out of threads like this

[BudSoda02]

516.When you think that Vincent is the most bad@$$ character ever.
517.When you think that FFVII will be remade.
518.When you play through the game again you give Red XIII his true name Nanaki. (Guilty)
519.When you think that a giant meteor is going to come and destroy Earth.
520.When your friends say 'you play that game too much'.
Thanks- BudSoda02 BudSoda02@yahoo.com

[Lost Number]

521. When yo try to bury yer gf like aeris.

[tidusguy#1]

522.when you let your hair go insanely long, dye it black, buy a one handed shotgun thingy, buya red cloak and turn it to rags, buy a new golden hand, buy a red hairband, rename yourself vincent, and run around the street pretending to be a demon.lol

523:when you buy an extremely long samurai sword and give it a stupid name, like "muffie"

[Strife87]

220. When you put on FF7 just to have it playing the music all day (very guilty)

221. When you watch AC in the morning and before you go to bed and if you dont you cant sleep (so so so guilty)


(Probably most guilty person here of #221.... only cant eat w/o watching it to :D )

524. You call your girlfriend by the name of Aeris and she breaks up with you because she thinks your cheating on her.
525. You go out with a bulky piece of scrap metal attach a wooden handle drill 2 holes in it and call it the buster sword.
526. You punch your friend in the arm for saying he dont care about FFVII AC (Guilty)
527. You've beat the game 3 times in 1 day doing a speed run. (Guilty)
528. You go to a store clerk and ask them for hi-potions and call your money gil.
529. You and your friend act out the cloud-sephiroth fight from AC in public. (not guilty)
530. When you see people in black trench coats and chase them around with your replica of Buster Sword claiming them to be sephiroth
531. You call the US Government the Shinra Co.
532. When you get pulled over for speeding you claim to have been chasing sephiroth.
533. When you find a red marble on the streets you pick it up and try to bring forth a summon.
534. When you and some friends can re-inact the entire FF7 game wth no script. (Guilty sadly)


And in quote to budsoda02 with # 415,417,and 419.. i got the 'instant victory' on emerald weapon fight :) EZ KILL 4 MATERIA!!!..... (Guilty of all those)

535. When you notice Aire Tam Storm is MaT eriA Storm backwards
536. When you play FF7 and refresh the page waiting for more reasons so you can reply again

[Bart's Friend Milhouse]

Hey,how come there's a 516 after 521?

537. when you're so excited about posting you don't properly check the current order.

[Twilight Edge]

Thanks guys,disregard my previous post 'cause I'll delete it.;)

538:When you've just realised that you followed the wrong number.

[TheGoldenChocobo]

539. When your final peice for art is based entirely on final fantasy when the title is something insanely randon like 'cables, wires and plugs' (not guilty though it did end up in the research for a project called journeys!!!)

[Twilight Edge]

540.When you cry over Aeris' death.(VERY GUILTY!)

[Bart's Friend Milhouse]

541. when you still cry over Aeris' death even though you're playing it for the 100th time (Omnislasher Draco)

[TheGoldenChocobo]

542. When you cry whenever you Aeris' theme cos you think of her dying and it still makes you sad

[Twilight Edge]

Well,I actually cried aloud with sadness and despair for three times because I get beaten by that stupid Jenova when battling in tears.Satisfied?

[Slayer1514]

83. When you can sing one wing angel in latin and english
im guilty for the english version

Burning inside
With violent anger
(x2)
Sephiroth!
Sephiroth!
Burning inside
With violent anger
(x2)
Sephiroth!
Sephiroth!
Fate - monsterous
And empty
(x2)
Burning inside
With violent anger
(x2)
Sephiroth!
Sephiroth!
Come, come, O come
Do not let me die
(x4)
The winged one
Of the lower reaches
Come, come, O come
Do not let me die
(x4)
Sephiroth!
Sephiroth!

543. When you write a honors english poem about ff7 (almost guilty give me a few days)

[Strife87]

544. When you can think of over 500 reasons to why you like a game so much.
545. When you cry b/c Aeris dies and ppl laugh at you yet, you dont care your social status is declining. Even among friends.
546. When you stay up all night thinking of more reasons than other people.
547. When you are guilty to almost over 250 of the reasons listed.
548. When you spend your entire day reading forums about FFVII.
549. When you call sick and give up a days pay just to play FFVII.
550. When out of 24 hours you spend 23 and 1/2 doing things dealing with FFVII and dont even need to leave your room b/c you got a mini-fridge and your chair has been installed to be made a toilet. And your brilliant mind decided to make you buzz your head so you dont have to get up to get a haircut.

[mooglebunni608]

551; when your lucky number is 7
(guilty.)

[Strife87]

552. When you believe you were born in Midgar and Sephiroth exists.
553. When your teachers ask you who your hero is and you say Sephiroth and they dont even know who he is but in 30 secs they do.
554. When you try to play out battle scenes in public and you assume everyone knows what your doing.

[tidusguy#1]

555.when you ask a police officer if he's got geostigama.
556.when you think that rude is agent 47 from hitman.(cos you play ff7 so many times you cant tell the difference between them anymore)

[tidusguy#1]

557.when you call your dog kadaj cos it got greyish fur.

[Frankyboy]

558.When you can play Aeris Theme without any score
559.When you nearly cry when you hear Aeris Theme
560.When you can regognise the begining of Aeris Theme in the Forest Owl's theme from Final Fantasy 8
561.When you keep a saved game of the Forgotten City just to see Aeris death and burial because it's so so so beautiful.
562.When you can't concentrate on Jenova battle because you're in shock...
563.When you listen to Aeris Theme 15 times in a row...
564.When you imagine yourself in the game as the best friend of Cloud
565.When you go through the game 10 times in a year
566.When you hope they will do a remake of this masterpiece

[Strife87]

567. When you spend over 2 hours Downloading entire soundtrack to Advent Children. (Guilty)
568. When you can name all FF7 songs by heart when you hear them. (Guilty)
569. When you watch Advent Children so many times in a row you can memorize the entire script. (Almost Guilty)
570. When you can name every limit break of all characters. (Almost Guilty)

[Twilight Edge]

569. When you watch Advent Children so many times in a row you can memorize the entire script. (Almost Guilty)
570. When you can name every limit break of all characters. (Almost Guilty)

569-almost guilty
570.VERY GUILTY!!!

[The Last Ancient]

571. When you go to sleep you hear the little sleep theme.

572. You've had heated debates on why that sleep theme is the best sleep theme.

573. You spent months raising chocobos with great care and thought for one damn summon.

574. You've had well constructed debates over the game that have actually gotten physical (It's Zach in the pipe people)

575. You've thought long and hard about where you would like to live in the Final Fantasy VII world and what you would like to see. (Midgar all the way, its got a little bit of everything.)

576. When the rumors started about Aeris revival you spent hours trying to figure out how to get past that damn fish. (And why the hell aeris is in the church on disc 3 for a moment.)

577. When you see the opening scene with Aeris and the title Final Fantasy VII comes up with that special music you feel very warm in all your happy places.

578. You don't feel right if you dont captialize and write out in numerals Final Fantasy VII.

579. You wish square would do some other sort of merger with disney or someone and open a Gold Saucer theme park and would have the play Loveless in it's theater (Gotta be better then the king, dragon, princess play.)

580. Just participating in this thread makes you desperately want to play the game again.

[Griff]

581. When you vandalize your local Wal Mart so that the sign says Wall Market

[BudSoda02]

581. When you have to see a phsiciatrist because you're so addicted to FFVII.
582. When you become addicted to playing Cait Sith's 'Slots' limit.
583. When you have to seek out anti-gambling help just because you're so addicted to playing Cait Sith's limit 'Slots'.
Thanks- BudSoda02 BudSoda02@yahoo.com

[TheGoldenChocobo]

559.When you nearly cry when you hear Aeris Theme
561.When you keep a saved game of the Forgotten City just to see Aeris death and burial because it's so so so beautiful.
562.When you can't concentrate on Jenova battle because you're in shock...
563.When you listen to Aeris Theme 15 times in a row...
564.When you imagine yourself in the game as the best friend of Cloud
565.When you go through the game 10 times in a year
566.When you hope they will do a remake of this masterpiece

Soooo guilty!!! hehehehehe!!!

584. When you do a double take whenever you see a guy with blonde spikey hair and almost cry with disappointment when you realise its not cloud
585. when all the guys in the school are trying desperately to beat you at something in final fantasy cos they dont wanna be beat by a girl but your always 1step ahead
586. When your lifes ambition is to study games design and animation, move to japan and help create final fantasy XXI (so so guilty!!)

[DarkLord]

586. When your lifes ambition is to study games design and animation, move to japan and help create final fantasy XXI (so so guilty!!)
Who told you! I mean... Crap.
587. When your lifes ambition is to study games design and animation, move to japan and help create final fantasy XXXXII

You'd understand why I chose this number if you were Cloud Lionheart.

[Sephiroth1112]

Maiyo_Yoem

Join Date: Aug 2005
Location: Own dream land

34: when you dream about any thing to do with the game (Guilty)
35: name you kid after someone in the game
36: have your name on yahoo after someone in the game (guilty)
37: when you name someone and other games from this game (again guilty)

_____
sorry im actually guilty of all 4 LMAO1 but

51. when you make bets with your friends seeing how for you can get without saving it (guilty)
52. when you win that bet by beating the game without saving(Guilty sadly lol)
53. when you can honetly say you've gotten every last wepon in the game by being a collector (guilty)

[Shadow_Turk_Athamay]

(53? Weren't we on 587? Uh...I'll just head off from there...)


588) When you drool everytime Tseng is on-screen... (*ahem* Uh....Guilty...)

589) When your parents ask you 'did you beat the boss?' Whenever you aren't playing the game. (Also happened to me)

590) When you you hear the word Turk and scream TURKS RULE!!! In language class. (Also guilty. My teacher was talking about Turkey...)

[leader of mortals]

591 When you fart the victory dance in school(not guilty)
592 When you look on newgrounds for one-winged angel
593 When you look on google for two-winged angel

[Griff]

593 When you look on google for two-winged angel
594- When in search for said "two-winged angel" you find an old sephy/vincent fanfic you forgot you wrote (not guilty)

[Twilight Edge]

595.When you google on two winged angel and you found a Sephy/Cloud two-face type(like the one in batman) pic with a wing on each side.
596.When you name your pet stingray Emerald Weapon.
597.When you name your pet scorpion Ruby Weapon.
598.When you name your pet fish Sapphire Weapon.
599.When you name your pet lizard Ultimate Weapon.
600.WHEN YOU POST 600 ON THIS THREAD!!!YEAH!!!
601.When you name your teddy bear Diamond Weapon.

[Gray]

595.When you google on two winged angel and you found a Sephy/Cloud two-face type(like the one in batman) pic with a wing on each side.
596.When you name your pet stingray Emerald Weapon.
597.When you name your pet scorpion Ruby Weapon.
598.When you name your pet fish Sapphire Weapon.
599.When you name your pet lizard Ultimate Weapon.
600.WHEN YOU POST 600 ON THIS THREAD!!!YEAH!!!
601.When you name your teddy bear Diamond Weapon.

602: When you actually have a pet stingray, scorpion, fish, and lizard to name.
603: when you wake up in a coffin in an unknown mansion.
604: when you stab anyone wearing pink in the back.
605: when you take the "which character are you test" and discover you are Sephiroth and begin planning for world tion.
606: You you begin looking for shiny rocks and depositing them at an old man's home.

[Clawsze]

607:Try to use Super Nova on School(Guilty)
608:Try to do experiment on a red haired dog(Not Guilty)
609:Can't stop humming One-Winged Angel(Guilty even now)

[Twilight Edge]

610.When you sing OWA in a high pitched girly voice and you're a guy.(guilty)

[Clawsze]

611: Afraid to go outside because of random encounters(Not Guilty)

612: Kill anyone wearing a black trenchcoat(Not Guilty...:shifty: )

613: Dress like your black-haired friend(I don't even have a black-haired friend :crying: )

614: Kill anything that approches you that you don't trust(I want to be guilty but I dont have the means...:shoot: ...aaahhh well)

[Twilight Edge]

615.When you try to create Aeris Theme lyrics.
616.When your dream job is to be a turk.
617.When your dream job is to join SOLDIER.
618.When you want to be like Sephiroth(normal version).
619.When you try to get Tifa use Rey Mysterio's finsher move---619.
620.When you want to marry Aeris if she never died.

[Levian]

621. When you try to dig up Aeris in Bone Village.

[SilverWolf14]

622- when all your friends talk nonstop about final fantasy.
623- when you acctully save aries in the game (not guilty but...)
624- when your characters have level 5 limit breaks
625- when your cd colection is full of FF music

[Axel Gaius]

626- You think lifestream is real

[anorexorcist]

627: you search your local car shop for an 8 wheeled bright red buggy with pink bits at the back

628: you keep breeding chickens in the hope to get a chocobo or a different coloured one

629: after years of doing "628" you paint chickens and try to ride them over mountains and rivers

630: you are going to name your children, Birth, Life, Death and Synthesis

631: if you happen to have a ribbon you believe you can drink poison and live

[Aerith's Knight]

632: when you find out that after you left at 161 that help me god people are [!]f***ing[/!]*snip* still doing this at 631.. maybe if you all just scr*w each other(and lets keep it straight) that some of you will get a life. now no hard feelings i just dont like you.
633: when you actually READ above.

[Leeza]

ultimatefinalfantasyfan: If you make any more posts like the above, you will be banned. If you do not wish to post at a forum, that is your business, but do not come here and insult others.

Do not go around the filters. They are there for a purpose.

[Skarr]

Way to go guys. :p

634-Keeping the thread alive.

[BudSoda02]

635. When you get a customized room set to FFVII. (Not guilty, but that'd be sooo awesome.)
Thanks- BudSoda02 BudSoda02@yahoo.com

[leader of mortals]

636 when you got a d in science and got grounded because you were thinking of FFVII almost guilty... got a d but not for that

[DarkLord]

637:When you spend your life trying to prove theories like how Sephiroth was the good guy etc.
638:Thinking for half an hour just for one more reason for this thread.

[BudSoda02]

639. When you have your car decaled to FFVII, with characatures and everything. (also not guilty, but that'd also be so awesome.)
Thanks- BudSoda02 BudSoda02@yahoo.com

[cid highwind]

640. when you tell your house key is the buster blade
641.whenever you see a string you say ...... lifestream........
:D

[cid highwind]

642. everytime you see your mom you say jenova i thought i killed you

[BudSoda02]

643.When you actually go up and talk to every possible character, including Zangan in Cloud's flashback.
644.When you actually know who Zangan is.
645.When you know how Zangan managed to help keep Tifa alive until they reached Midgar.
646.When you know waay too much backround information on a character.
Thanks- BudSoda02 BudSoda02@yahoo.com

[leader of mortals]

647 when you dream you are tifa and the sapphire weapon is after you
648 when you know who the sapphire wepon is
649 when you realize and get very upset that i spelled weapon wepon

[Twilight Edge]

650.When you DO get very upset when someone spells weapon as wepon.

[TRANS_AM409]

651. When your friend died and you found yourself looking in your pocket for phenoix downs.
652. When you have baby pics of cloud and tifa
653. When you have backup copys of FF7 incase on stops working (guilty)

[Emerald weapon]

654:when you kiss your ffvii cover good night(god no am not guilty!)
655:when you would love to gel your big bro's hair like zacks(i think he would look very kool with it!!:D )

[leader of mortals]

656 when you are going to die and you collect 2 shiny rocks for final attack and life 2

657 when you understand what 656 is about

658 when you start running out of ideas for this topic an get mad about it

659 when your life dream is to find this thread with 1000 reasons

660 when you all excited over nothing because you just got 660

[Twilight Edge]

661.When you try to find two shiny rocks on sneak attack and KoTR and try to kill whoever by sneaking up on them.
662.When you do ABOVE.
663.When you can't find KoTR,you try to breed a gold ostrich.
664.When you sucessfully did 663.
665.When you get mad because you suddenly ran out of ideas.
666.When you hope that Aeris was here to cast Great Gospel on you because you fear that Satan will rise from the fire of hells because you just realised you posted 666.(HELP ME AERIS,SATAN IS STANDING RIGHT BEHIND ME,HELP!)

[Emerald weapon]

667:when you actully think 666 was funny
668:when you think this thread is funny
669:when you almost punch your best m8 for sayin 9 was better than 7

[anorexorcist]

670 - When you live in a 2 thousand year old geological stratum
671 - When you notice you have a tattoo and have the urge to get to Sephiroth

[Carl the Llama]

672. When you spray paint a cat red and call him Nanaki

673.When you use any of the names in FFVII in other games (tryed to be guilty but have you ever been able to get the name you want on an online game... i dont think so.)

Do not post more than once in a row please. Use the edit/delete button if you wish to add to your post before someone else has posted. ~ Leeza

[DarkLord]

674. When you double post on this thread just for attention and higher number of posts.
675. When you're really happy at starting a new page
676. When you realise you've given 28 reasons
677. When you go back and check how many you've given
678. When you check how many I've given, come on people, have faith in my maths skills
679. When you right 1000 word reports on the 'hidden story' in VII
680. When you have a cunning plan to copy other peoples reasons.
681. When every last thing you do is about VII
682. When you realise that you've given 34 reasons

[Twilight Edge]

683.when swearing is your specialty.
684.When you want to be an astronaut that wears regular clothing.
685.When you think that the name 'CLOUD' is NOT feminine.(but yet not too masculine)
686.When you know a girl called Tiffany(or something similar) you ask her if you can call her Tifa.
687.When you love this thread.
688.When you worship Sephiroth as a god.
689.When you try to find a red shiny rock and think that it is summon materia.
690.When you change your name to Sephiroth.
691.When you try to summon a meteor from another galaxy and launch it at the sun.
692.When you do equations before summoning.
693.When you draw a strange formation Fullmetal Alchemist style when summoning.
694.When you threaten the whole world to summon it if they don't worship you as god.(that's why you change your name to sephy in the first place)
695.When the whole world DOES worship you as god and they say,"Praise be to Sephiroth!"
696.When you don't care and summon the meteor anyway.
697.When you destroy a few planets along the summon.
698.When the meteor hits the sun and a supernova happens,you say"This is what I call the Supernova."
699.When everything gets destroyed you die along with it becuase you just realised that you are a still a human living on planet Earth.
700.When you post 700 in this thread!

[jesteranimefreak]

701. When in the process of battleing Safer Sephiroth you get a Game Over and you scream, "GOD I HATE THIS BOSS!!" (Guilty)

[Twilight Edge]

702.When you DELIBERATELY prolong your battle against Safer Sephy just so you can see Supernova.

[jesteranimefreak]

702.When you DELIBERATELY prolong your battle against Safer Sephy just so you can see Supernova.

Not guilty... :choc:

anyway....

703. When you start singing OWA during the middle of the ridiculosly long cinamatic for Supernova because you already know what you're going to do next. (Guilty...)

[DarkLord]

704. When you post eighteen reasons in a single thread! I'm looking at you Omnislash Draco
705. When you cover your walls with FFVII posters.
706. When you get really annoyed that you keep mising the 100s.
707. When you spend your art lesson 'finding pictures for a collage', otherwise known as seeing how many FFVII pics you can download onto the school computers before they crash.
708. When you try really hard to equal the eighteen reason thread above
709. When you wonder what would happen if you summoned Bahamut at school.
710. When you imagine Vincent shooting off your Music teachers head, (take THAT Mr. Firth, saying that I can't remake One Winged Angel as my music project)
711. When you realise you've posted 42 reasons on this thread (the numbers I used for these DO have a purpose)
712. When you spend hours on the end screen with the stars, waiting for something to happen.
713. When you become so enraged at your TV for not making something else happen you Omnislash it.
714. When you write a song about having a 140 hour save and accidentally deleting it.
715. When your sad enough to time how long your on their after 99:59.
716. When you spend all your time trying to recreate VII on RPG maker 2003.
717. When you try to get a job at SquareEnix.
718. When you get jealous of Omnislash Draco for getting both 600 and 700
719. When you realise you've posted 50 reasons on this thread.
720. When you try to Hex VII just to have perfect stats on the first screen
721. When you notice all your reasons start with When you
722. When you obsess over having the most reasons posted on this thread.
723. When you Laugh aloud with mirth and merriment after making more reasons than Omnislash Draco! Victory!
724. When you decide to carry on regardless of getting more than Omnislash Draco
725. When you realise that five of your reasons involve Omnislash Draco.
726. When you try to get everyone you know to but the game.

Okay, I give up... That's gotta be some kind of record!

[Uhanimar]

727. When you hear a random grunt on a show and make out "RENO" in it somehow.


(Guilty) :D

[Emerald weapon]

728.when you see a ruby or emerald and u think to yourself''weapon you bastard!!!''!!!
729.when the only reason you jioned this forum was for tips on ruby
730.when you have 5 serperate files all masterd

[~Megalixir~]

731. When you post in this thread.

[DarkLord]

732. When you try to read through my last thread
733. When you think about ruby and emerald, sigh and say, those were the days

[Twilight Edge]

734.When you find out that someone is obsessed about having more reasons than you.
735.When all you want is for people to call you Draco.
736.When you DO WANT TO GET A JOB AT SQUARE-ENIX.(guilty as mentioned)

[~Megalixir~]

737- when u read this thread and realize that people here cant make sigs. (This site sucks next to adventchildren.net, with their small sig sizes and gay mods)

[boys from the dwarf]

i suggest that you dont talk to the mods and insult the site like that. itll only mean trouble for you and maybe even banning.

738: when you modify the game just so you can fight sapphire weapon.
739: when you created this rumour on how to revive aeris. (guilty.)

or get the silver chocobo and have 10 mastered cure materias which magically synth into the ressurect materia which you need 1000000 to master and once you equip a mastered one take your silver chocobo down to emeralds crater and use ressurect to get aeris.but another ways i breed 2 gold chocobos class S to get a silver then breed 2 silvers S rank to get a brown chocobo which can dig if you take it to the bone village and you dont have to pay.to get aeris you must dig very accurately and you will mainly be finding edam and cheddar and brea cheese that can be used later on to get the ultima materia cheese style and once you dig up aeris take her to the secret underwater city of ancient cheese
with your silver chocobo abd revive her for 100000 gil.in the city of ancient cheese you will find to 100000 year old first peice of edam cheese ever which is a key item and lets you synth the cheeses you found in bone village to get the ultima cheese materia which make cheese fall from the sky which works as a megalixir and does 9999 damage per cheese on enymys but when its mastered it kills all enimies and heals your characters.this instant kill attack works on ANYONE apart from the super secret boss "dark cheese master".to get to the dark cheese master you must go to north crater and use the ultima cheese materia in a battle with a dragon. the dragon will explode and make a hole in a wall at the start of the crater.go through that hole and you will see some frozen cheese.if you press O on it and have a mastered fire materia you will melt it and then the cheese turns into a cheese man wizard like guy.he has 10000000hp and at the start he uses cheese steal which steals the ultima cheese materia and halves all of the characters stats(which is why to have loads of hp + materia because if you have the equivilent of 19998ho your hp will stay at 9999)he had the cheese strike attack which does 9999 damage to a character and also he uses the ultima cheese attack regulrly which is why you should have the cheese armour.he also uses al sorts of attacks and hes knows every attack on the game that enimies know (even supernova.)to get the cheese armour (mentioned above.)you must go to the ancient city of cheese.the townsfolk speak of a legendary cheese synthesiser who lives in a tower of cheese.to find him breed two brown chocobos Srank to get an "invisi sight chocobo"whichs look like a yellow one but lets you see invisible things.it can also teleport to citys.teleport to the city of ancient cheese and you will see the cheese synthesisers tower.go up the floors one by one.every floor you get to you will fight a boss. the first floor you fight the first boss the second you fight the second boss e.c.t.on the last 2 floors you must fight emerald and ruby weapon.once you get to the top the cheese synth man will nuralize all of his traps(which means next time you climb the tower you wont have to fight the bosses.)he will synth all of the cheese equipment including the cheese weopon and the cheese armour.the dark cheese man is immune to the cheese weopon but the cheese armour is the best armour in the game.it absorbs the ultima cheese attacks and has the maxixmum amount of materia slots you can get.and 5x growth for materia and your characters.you must synth him 33 of each cheese.(cheddar edam and brea.)for one cheese armour and once you have three cheese armours you are ready to take on the dark cheese man.although you are immune to his most powerful attack he will be far from easy so good luck.(when you beat him you get all of the cheese equipments for all the character which are the best weopons in the game and you also get 8 of each materia mastered.including the ultima cheese materia.)
that was the longest post ive posted ever!

[CHOCOBO KEV]

740: WHEN YOU READ ALL THE 739 POSTS ABOVE AND CANT REMEMBER A SINGLE ONE

741 WHRE AM I
742 WHAT IS THIS
743 WHO ARE YOU
744 WHAT THE HELL
745 YAY MY MEMORIES BACK
746 WHEN YOU START A PHONOMOM LIKE THIS AND LEAVE US IN THE DARK WHERES THE GUY WHOB STARTED ALL THIS
747 WHEN YOU HAVE ANOUGJHT TIME TO BRUSH YOUR TEETH AND GO TO THE TOILET WHILE SEPHIROTH IS USING SUPER NOVA(GILTY)
748 WHEN YOU COPY DOWN THE SYMBLES FROM SUPER NOVA (GILTY)
WHEN YOU SEE YOUR GRAND FATHER WARING A BLACK CAPE AND CARYING A SWORD SAYING "WITH THIS MARBLE IL TAKE OVER THE WORLD" THEN HAVING A HART ATACK.
749 WHEN YOU LOSE YOUR MEMORY AGAIN
750 WHEN YOU HOPE NO ONE HAS TYPED UP 741-750 WHILE YOU WERE

[Carl the Llama]

702.When you DELIBERATELY prolong your battle against Safer Sephy just so you can see Supernova.
god knows how i would love to be guilty of this... he just doesnt seem to want to use it on me (iv never seen this move, if anyone has a video of it could they provide me with a link to it

751: when you go and beat seffy with no materia (very guilty)
752: when you beat Emerald weapon with the same condition (guilty)
753: when you beat Ruby in this maner also (tryed many many times but gave up)
754: when you want to download the Supernova move just so you can say youv seen it (if only)

[CHOCOBO KEV]

755. WHEN YOU CANT FIND A CLIP SO YOU DISCRIPE SUPER NOVA
HUM HUM...THE CAMERA ZOOMS IN TO SEPHIROTHS COLD BLUE EYES. THE SKY LIKE BACKGROUND BRAKES AWAY ASIF TO CREATE A PORTAL TO ANOTHER WORLD. WE SEE INFINIT SPACE. WE CAN SEE A PINKY ORANGE CLUSTER PROSUMABLY THE METEOR. ALL THESE GREEK SYMBOS AND DIAGRAMS APPEAR. SUDENLY THE METEOR STRIKES THROUG PLUTO AND OBLOVERATES IT. IT GOES RIGT THROUGH SATURN WHIC IMPALES ON ITSSELF AND EXPLODES. THE METEOR FORWARTS TO THE SUN. I COLIDES WITH THE SUN. THE SUN IS NOW BUBBELING OUT OF CONTROLE AND IT ADVANCES TO WARDS MERCURAY TURNING IT IN TO DUST THIS IS ALSO DONE TO VENUS. IT APROCHES EARTH. WE SEE SEPHIROTH AND THE PARTY. IT CONLINUES THROUGH SEPHIROTH BUT DOES NOT EFECT HIM AT ALL. IT COMES SO CLOSE TO YOUR PARTY THAT IF YOU HAVE CID IT WILL TOUCH HIS SPEAR. IT LEAVES YOU WITH ABOUT 300HP AND THE BATTLE CONTINUES
756 WHAT THE HELL IS THIS RUBISH

LETS SPEAD THINGS UP
757 CLOUD ROCKS
758 TIFA ROCS
759 BARET ROCKS
760 CAITSITH ROCKS
761 CID ROCKS
762 VINCENT ROCKS
763 YUFIE ROCKS
764 RED XIII ROCKS
765 ARIES RO..... IS OK
767 ITS GOT FIGHTING
768 LOVE
769 COMIDAY
770 BAD HAIR
771 BLOUD
772 DEATH
773 BLOND HAIR
774 SWORDS
775 MAGIC
776 MONSTERS
778 SPIKY HAIR
779 MAGIC STONES
780 SNOW BOARDS
781 CHOCOBOS
782 SUB MERIENS
783 BIKES
784 2 CARS IN THE WHOLE GAME ONLY ONE THAT WORKS
785 THE OTHER IS IN CLOUDS HOME TOWN
786 WHERE WAS I OH YEAH ITS GOT MEN DRESED UP LIKE WOMAN (weird0)
787 ITS GOT WOMEN DRESED UP LIKE MEN 9WHY DOES SEPHIROTH WHERE ADRESS0
788 ITS FOR THE PLAYSTATION
789 ITS FOR THE PC
790 ITS THE BEST GAME EVER
791 ITS THE FIRST FF IN THE UK
792 ITS COOL
793 ITS HOT
794 ITS DA BOMB
795 ITS ENERGETIC
796 IM RUNNING OUT OF WORDS
797 ITS EXCELENT
798 ITS GRATE
799 ITS AN UTTER WASTE OF TIME AND HAS A RUBBISH PLOT
800 NOT
801 I WANT TO MAKE CLEAR THET ITS NOT RUBISH AND THAT I WAS BEING SARCASTIC
802 YOU ARE WONDERING WHO THE HELL I AM

[Psychotic]

Hey CHOCOBO KEV, just to let you know that we don't double post here, as you've done it a few times in this thread and in others. Use the edit/delete button if you have anything further to add. Thanks.

Also, maybe cool it on the capital letters, as it makes your posts hard to read.

[Aralith]

803. When you know the origin of Aeris's name is from the Japanese katakana word Earisu for Earth (guilty)
804. When you can say the age, birthdate, and bloodtype of every charcter off the top of your head (guilty)
805. When you go hang yourself because you realize that you're so much of a dork because you know all this and you'll never get laid (guilty to an extent. only got depressed. no suicide attemts)
806. When you can revive Priscilla in one breath
807. When you read 806 and know exactly what I'm talking about
808. When you've done everything there is to do in the game, and desperately need something else, so you see if you can max out your experience and gil (guilty. still in the process)
809. When you actually follow the link at the bottom of my sig (guilty. that's how I got mine)
810. When your gil is so high that it would actually be impossible to run it dry even if you bought the most expensive thing, 99 times (guilty)
811. When you master All materias just to sell them for 1.4 million gil (guilty. that's how I made most of my money)

[Carl the Llama]

803. When you know the origin of Aeris's name is from the Japanese katakana word Earisu for Earth (guilty)
804. When you can say the age, birthdate, and bloodtype of every charcter off the top of your head (guilty)
Oh really?What are they?:tongue:

808. When you've done everything there is to do in the game, and desperately need something else, so you see if you can max out your experience and gil (guilty. still in the process)

It is impossible to get max money as it will just keep going across the screen (believe I know, iv tried) and when you save your game with that much money you will just get a Japanese symble

[Aralith]

Here goes. The character's ages, birthdates, and bloodtypes(I'll add in birthplace too).
Cloud: Age: 21
Birthdate: August 19
Birthplace: Nibelheim
Bloodtype: AB+
Aerith: Age: 22
Birthdate: February 7
Birthpace: Unknown (probably Icicle)
Bloodtype: O
Tifa: Age: 20
Birthdate: May 3
Birthplace: Nibelheim
Bloodtype: B
Barret: Age: 35
Birthdate: December 15
Birthplace: Corel Village
Bloodtype: O
Red XIII: Age: 48
Birthdate: Unknown
Birthplace: Cosmo Canyon
Bloodtype: Unknown (probably unclassifiable because he is non-human)
Cid: Age: 32
Birthdate: February 22
Birthplace: Unknown (probably Rocket Town)
Bloodtype: B
Yuffie: Age: 16
Birthdate: November 20
Birthplace: Wutai
Bloodtype: A
Vincent: Age: 27 (phsycially, though it has been 57 years since the time of his birth)
Birthdate: October 13
Birthplace: Unknown
Bloodtype: A
Cait Sith: N/A
Sephiroth: Age: 25-30 (not entirely known)
Birthdate: Unknown
Birthplace: Unknown
Bloodtype: Unknown (probably unclassifiable because of the high concentration of Jenova cells within him)

[DarkLord]

812- When you post the above
813- When you make stupid meaningless reasons that have nothing to do with the game, and then type them in caps lock
when you decide to do something similar to up your reason count
814- This forum rocks
815- I rock
816- Draco rocks
817- FFVII really happened
818- I saw it with my own ears
819- This
820- Gets
821- Really
822- Tedious
823- And
824- Annoying
825- Only
826- Use
827- Real
828- Reasons
829- Thank You!
830- Man this is boring
831- When you try to max out all chars stats
832- When you get mad at KEV for making an unbeatable racord in an annoying way.

[Twilight Edge]

833.When you consider that KEV is not posting real reasons.
834.Why?Because there's only a word in it.
835.When you get mad because you are now hearing Fujin speaking when you read KEV's reasons.
836.When you try to outdo KEV's reasoning amount.
837.When you keep using one-word reasons just so you could squeeze 47 reasons in one post and ultimately taking 800 along with you.
838.I rock the world.
839.DarkLord rocks along with the world.
840.When
841.you
842.imitate
843.KEV
844.and
845.DarkLord
846.just
847.so
848.you
849.could
850.get
851.as
852.many
853.reasons
854.as
855.the
856.both
857.of
858.them
859.but
860.realise
861.that
862.this
863.is
864.extremely
865.annoying
866.so
867.quit
868.posting
869.like
870.this
871.Thank you very much!
872.When you strain your hand just because you did what I did before this reason.
873.When you try to break KEV's record of 47 reasons in one post.
874.When you try to break DarkLord's similar record of reasons in one post.
875.When most of your reasons in this post are mostly about KEV and DarkLord.
876.When you are near to breaking KEV's record.
877.When you manage to kill Emmy and Ruby on your first try.
878.When killing Emmy and Ruby is your passion.
879.When you're running out of reasons.
880.When you realised that you've just broke both KEV's and DarkLord's records.
881.When you try to pixelate your boobs to make it bigger.
882.When you steal shiny stones from your friends.
883.When you hunt down your friend who stole your shiny rocks.
884.When your friend plays hide-n-seek with you so he/she wouldn't get caught.
885.When you tell the people nearby not to sell anything to your friends because you don't want them to kill you.
886.When you sudden;y got caught by an obese person for no reason.
887.When you get hanged by the inch of death by the obese person.
888.When you save your friend along with the help of your enemies because the obese person captured their friend too.
889.When you play choosing games.
890.When you push the obese person off a cliff.
891.When you hope that you could race a gold chocobo at the races.
892.When you try to max out your chocobo's stats.
893.When your laughing sounds like"gya haa haa!"
894.When your laughing sounds like"Kya haa haa!"
895.When you bitch-slap with a woman because she wears red and is arrogant but you don't even know her.
896.when you slap your butt to your enemies in a fight.
897.When you manage to break the thread record for the most reaosns.
898.When you are three reasons before 900.
899.When you are before 900.
900.WHEN YOU GOT 900!SHAKE IT BABE!WOOHOO!
901.When you regaining the throne of another hundred.
902.When you managed to post 70 reasons in a freakin' post in an annoying way that you swear that you'll never do again*seriously*.

[Leeza]

Okay. Looks like we're done here then. :cat: