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DK
12-10-2005, 01:16 PM
And prepare to pay tribute to Leeza, 'cause it's her birthday today. I think. I don't know but I'm gonna do this anyway. I'm not sure if anyone made her a birthday thread yet so I gon' do it, but she'll probably close it because SHE ALWAYS CLOSES MY THREADS :mad2:

But not really, Leeza is great, so Happy Birthday, Leeza, have a good one. =D

Primus Inter Pares
12-10-2005, 01:21 PM
:happybday :cat: :jokey: :love: *insert more smilies*

Happy Birthday!

Resha
12-10-2005, 01:26 PM
Oh yay! :D Happy birthday Leeza! :love:

Venom
12-10-2005, 01:26 PM
Happy Birthday.

Neco Arc
12-10-2005, 01:29 PM
Happy Bithday....

as usual, it is my custom is to offer some :tonberry:

Old Manus
12-10-2005, 01:29 PM
Time for birthday sex Leeza

you promised

DK
12-10-2005, 01:33 PM
Time for birthday sex Leeza

you promised

Get in line, your ticket says you're seventh in the waiting list.

RSL
12-10-2005, 01:35 PM
Happy Birthday Leeza!

Mittopotahis
12-10-2005, 01:36 PM
Now, for a view inside Leeza's house:
:cat: :cat: :cat: :cat: :cat: :cat: :cat: :cat: :cat: :cat: :cat: :cat: :cat: :cat: :cat: :cat: :cat: :cat: :cat: :cat: :cat: :cat: :cat: :cat: :cat: :cat: :cat: :cat: :cat: :cat: :cat: :cat: :cat: :cat: :cat: :cat: :cat: :cat: :cat: :cat: :cat: :cat: :cat: :cat: :cat: :cat: :cat: :cat: :cat: :cat: :cat: :cat: :cat: :cat: :cat: :cat: :cat: :cat: :cat: :cat: :cat: :cat: :cat: :cat: :cat: :cat: :cat: :cat: :cat: :cat: :cat: :cat: :cat: :cat: :cat: :cat: :cat: :cat: :cat: :cat: :cat: :cat: :cat: :cat: :cat: :cat: :cat: :cat: :cat: :cat: :cat: :cat: :cat: :cat: :cat: :cat: :cat: :cat: :cat: :cat:

Happy Birthday Leeza!

Rye
12-10-2005, 01:36 PM
Happy Birthday! :)

Shauna
12-10-2005, 01:44 PM
Happy Birthday! :D

Pheesh
12-10-2005, 01:48 PM
*sings* leeza it's your birthday, happy birthday leeza

happy birthday, may we sacrafice goats?

Stay Essential
EE

Giga Guess
12-10-2005, 02:43 PM
:cat: :cat: :meditate: :cat: :cat:

For your birthday I present Super Happy Dancing Kitty Group.

Happy B-Day Lezza! Here's 1500 Giga Points. Buy something pretty.

bipper
12-10-2005, 03:11 PM
if i liked her, I would say happy birthday.


<span style="font-size:75px;">HAPPY BIRTHDAY</span>

KentaRawr!
12-10-2005, 03:42 PM
Happy Birthday Leeza! n_n

Don't abuse the pyramids!

Psychotic
12-10-2005, 03:45 PM
Happy birthday Leeza, you don't look a day over twenty. Million, that is - the dinosaur look is very attractive. :p

themagicroundabout
12-10-2005, 03:47 PM
HAPPY BIRTHDAY LEEZA :love:

Christmas
12-10-2005, 03:52 PM
:save:http://www.pusscats.com/Kitten_Pictures-Cup_Full_Of_Kitten.jpg:save:
:happybday:

tailz
12-10-2005, 03:59 PM
happy birthday leeza i dedicate my almost goal this morning to you k?

SammieBabe
12-10-2005, 04:04 PM
Happiest Birthday Wishes!! :happybday :catsmile: :cat: :happybday

Cruise Control
12-10-2005, 04:13 PM
If only I had the link to the site with cats in jars, I would post some pics.

Raistlin
12-10-2005, 04:34 PM
Happy Birthday, Leeza!

For your present, I'm going to give something to your cats:

:pimp: :pimp: :pimp: :pimp:

Shoden
12-10-2005, 04:51 PM
Happy Birthday Leeza, I hope you get lots of kitty presents.

Captain VooDoo
12-10-2005, 04:58 PM
HAPPY BIRTHDAY MISS.LEEZA.

my present to you is the ability to make every cat you meet fall in love with you.:love:

ScottNUMBERS
12-10-2005, 05:06 PM
Happy brithday.

*posts cat porn*





*actually doesn't*

Pretend it's there ok? :cool:

Shoeberto
12-10-2005, 05:08 PM
http://www.expectnomore.net/images/helmet.jpg
Happy birthday, Leeza :)

Zeldy
12-10-2005, 05:14 PM
Happy Birthday :)

Leeza
12-10-2005, 05:34 PM
Thank you, Kyono. And I actually did come in here expecting to close something with a title like that. :)

Thank you everyone for all of the cats (Except Raistlin, of course. Those poor kitties must be choking on all of that smoke.), Tonberrys, songs (No, you may not sacrifice a goat...unless it's Bleys.), wishes and points. :)

*eats Psy and Old Manus for breakfast*
Dinosaurs need to eat a lot of small fry in order to stay big and strong. :)

ThroneofDravaris
12-10-2005, 05:37 PM
My gift to you is that I didn’t post a picture of kitty roadkill in this thread.

Happy Birthday

kikimm
12-10-2005, 06:17 PM
No hugs, this time, it's too early, but happy birthday all the same! Have an awesome day.

Old Manus
12-10-2005, 06:22 PM
*eats Psy and Old Manus for breakfast*

*makes innuendo joke about eating Leeza*

rubah
12-10-2005, 07:24 PM
*piano accompaniment*
Leeza it's your birthday!
Happy birthday, Leeza!

</the simpsons>

Happy birthday leeza:)

escobert
12-10-2005, 07:39 PM
:happybday :happybday :happybday http://www.freewebs.com/valhallamassage/pic%20%20cat%20massage%20smaller.jpg
Here ya go!

Kawaii Ryűkishi
12-10-2005, 07:42 PM
In my mind Leeza is a woman in her mid-fifties and I regularly romance her and then she bakes me a cake.

Kamiko
12-10-2005, 07:50 PM
Maybe we should have a virgin sacrifice. :D
Happy birthday Leeza!
I love you even though you closed my birthday threads [sigh]

Samuraid
12-10-2005, 08:45 PM
Happy Birthday. :)

Can't forget the cat: :cat:

louby_4eva
12-10-2005, 08:54 PM
Happy Birthday Leeza, hope you're having a good day. :D :D :D

Smile and Be happy :love:

faster skating penguin
12-10-2005, 09:04 PM
I thought this would be about oral sex.




not too far off :)


oh happy birthday by the way *birthday image*

Leeza
12-10-2005, 09:45 PM
*contemplates on banning Old Manus*

Oh, you'll have to wait a few years for that, Kishi. I first have to learn how to bake a cake. :cat:

Thanks again, guys. So far my day is great. :)

Anaisa
12-10-2005, 10:03 PM
Happy birthday Leeza. You minx.:catsmile:

Rase
12-10-2005, 10:03 PM
Happy Birthday Leeza. Hope your day continues to go well. :)

:cat:

Drift
12-10-2005, 10:17 PM
hawt

KentaRawr!
12-10-2005, 10:33 PM
http://video.google.com/videoplay?docid=-6537896237550104199&q=Funny+Cat

http://video.google.com/videoplay?docid=-2972025455904554032&q=Funny+Cat

http://video.google.com/videoplay?docid=-3473496637717418735&q=Funny+Cat

Three cat video's I found on google. I hope you like them. n_n

Happy Birthday, Leeza!

Killy
12-10-2005, 11:43 PM
Happy birthday Leeza!

XxSephirothxX
12-10-2005, 11:57 PM
Happy Birthday Leeza. :)

Big D
12-11-2005, 03:21 AM
Happy birthday!:)

:cat:

Faris
12-11-2005, 03:36 AM
Happy birthday Leeza! :D

Rydia of Mist
12-11-2005, 03:41 AM
Hot diggity. Happy birthday, Leeza. :D You're one year closer to being that weird old lady who smells funny and lives in the big house on the corner, and keeps fifty cats.

crashNUMBERS
12-11-2005, 03:43 AM
-_-

It's Lisa's birthday??

-_-

Lisa, forgive me for forgetting...

But to pay it off, I'll sing Heart Shaped Box for you. Sound fair??

Leeza
12-11-2005, 06:43 AM
Thank you, Anaisa, Rase, Kyuzo, Kentarou (Yes, I like them. :)), Killy, Azar, Big D, Faris, Doofhull (my house isn't quite <i>on</i> the corner) and crash. Yes, crash it does sound fair. :)

fire_of_avalon
12-11-2005, 06:51 AM
Happy Leeza day! Yay! <3

StarlightAngel
12-11-2005, 07:17 AM
http://home.att.net/~mimisk8/puff99.gifHAPPY BIRTHDAY!http://home.att.net/~mimisk8/puff99.gif

http://home.att.net/~mimisk8/puff101.gifhttp://home.att.net/~mimisk8/bday.gifhttp://home.att.net/~mimisk8/puff109.gif

RPJesus
12-11-2005, 02:24 PM
Here. I finally got here... I ran all the way from Idaho, or somewhere.
A happy birthday to ye Leeza, hope it was... as previously said.

My little present: ;)


http://i31.photobucket.com/albums/c368/RPJesus/Birthday.jpg

crashNUMBERS
12-11-2005, 02:58 PM
Yes, crash it does sound fair. :)


. . . . . . . ..




She eyes me like a Pisces when I am weak
I've been locked inside your Heart-Shaped box for weeks
I've been drawn into your magnet tar pit trap
I wish I could eat your cancer when you turn back


Hey!! Wait!!
I've got a new complaint
Forever in debt to your priceless advice
Hey!! Wait!!
I've got a new complaint
Forever in debt to your priceless advice
Hey!! Wait!!
I've got a new complaint
Forever in debt to your priceless advice
Your advice

Meat-eating orchids forgive no one just yet
Cut myself on angel's hair and baby's breath
Broken hymen of your highness I'm left back
Throw down your umbilical noose so I can climb right back


Hey!! Wait!!
I've got a new complaint
Forever in debt to your priceless advice
Hey!! Wait!!
I've got a new complaint
Forever in debt to your priceless advice
Hey!! Wait!!
I've got a new complaint
Forever in debt to your priceless advice
Your advice

She eyes me like a pisces when I am weak
I've been locked inside your Heart-Shaped box for weeks
I've been drawn into your magnet tar pit trap
I wish I could eat your cancer when you turn back (Alt: ... when you turn black)


Hey!! Wait!!
I've got a new complaint
Forever in debt to your priceless advice
Hey!! Wait!!
I've got a new complaint
Forever in debt to your priceless advice
Hey!! Wait!!
I've got a new complaint
Forever in debt to your priceless advice
Your advice

Your advice
Your advice
Your advice

RPJesus
12-11-2005, 03:13 PM
I could never fully understand the words. That helped me out a bunch. 'Advice', I get it. :) Thanks for that one.

crashNUMBERS
12-11-2005, 03:16 PM
Don't threaten me, I didn't write the song...

RPJesus
12-11-2005, 03:27 PM
Erm... yeah.
In case you didn't know, it was actually written by a group of Antartican nomad travellers, who were upset at being led in the wrong direction by their leader. Because of his supposed stupidity, they had to travel through dangerous areas. many of the group were lost to unseen tar pits and holes, dug in the shape of heart by a type of bear common in the area, who, when lying down, was heart-shaped. This 'heart-shaped box' was a bear's burrow, for when taking naps.

really? No, that didn't even begin to make sense.

crashNUMBERS
12-11-2005, 03:29 PM
So Nirvana stole the song??

RPJesus
12-11-2005, 03:38 PM
Er... yeah. From Antartican nomads. The dastards!

crashNUMBERS
12-11-2005, 03:44 PM
Ok?? So we don't stray off topic I'll act like I understand all when I only understood half. No offense...

Odaisé Gaelach
12-11-2005, 03:49 PM
Happy birthday Leeza! :D

Leeza
12-11-2005, 04:57 PM
RPJesus, thank you for the pic. I :heart: it! :)

Thank you for the song, crash. :love:
I had no idea what it was about before. Is that story true RPJ?

Thank you, OdaiseGaelach. :)

crashNUMBERS
12-11-2005, 07:15 PM
So Leeza, is my singing bad or what?? ;D

Leeza
12-11-2005, 07:20 PM
It's just terrible, crash. ;)

crashNUMBERS
12-11-2005, 07:40 PM
You too hun's... ;P

The Mighty Sabotender
12-11-2005, 07:48 PM
Happy birthday Random Internet Person I don't know.

Leeza
12-11-2005, 07:52 PM
Thank you, Mr/Ms Sabotender. :cat:

RPJesus
12-11-2005, 07:57 PM
RPJesus, thank you for the pic. I :heart: it! :)

Thank you for the song, crash. :love:
I had no idea what it was about before. Is that story true RPJ?

:p Your welcomalities, darling.

And yes, the story's true. You see, the group's leader got them lost because he couldn't see for the hat that covered his eyes. It was made from an entire polar bear. Luckily, the Mighty Thor planted a herd of willow trees, so that the group could use the long, stringy branches to beat the leader to death. Unfortunately, Thor had to leave to battle the Hulk, so he couldn't help themn find food. They survived for the next week on the old leaders carcass, hence 'Meat-eating orchids forgive no one just yet'. They were also cannibals, who killed with equipment grown in an orchid, because they were not very forgiving of their polar-hatted leader.

Right. That's what happened. Because there's no possible logic that could prove the story wrong. :sweatdrop

Kawaii Ryűkishi
12-11-2005, 07:59 PM
There really should be an organization dedicated to reminding people that there are no bears in Antarctica.

The Mighty Sabotender
12-11-2005, 08:01 PM
Mr/Ms Sabotender.

I will just leave you guessing, it adds to the mysteriousness.

P.S. Lol at Fat Elephant.

RPJesus
12-11-2005, 08:04 PM
Oh yeah, I read that. Whatever it is Leeza, it's brilliant. :p

The Summoner of Leviathan
12-11-2005, 08:18 PM
Happy B-Day Leeza!

Leeza
12-11-2005, 08:35 PM
There really should be an organization dedicated to reminding people that there are no bears in Antarctica.
:)

From Wikipedia:

<i><size=1>The song's actual meaning is unclear. Kurt Cobain, Nirvana's frontman and the song's author, claimed it was inspired by a television report of children suffering from cancer. However, many believe it was really written about his shaky but passionate relationship with his wife, Courtney Love. The lyrics do tend towards this latter interpretation, since they seem to concern themselves with an unstable romance between two individuals. It's worth noting that the lyrics mention Pisces and Cancer, Cobain's and Love's respective astrological signs. Love, after her second meeting with Cobain, sent a small heart-shaped box, containing, among other things, a doll's head, to his hotel room. This is believed to have inspired the song's title.</size></i>

Thank you, Summoner. :)

Yes, Fat Elephant is brilliant. :) It's too bad that there are no more episodes.

RPJesus
12-11-2005, 08:45 PM
:)

From Wikipedia:

<i><size=1>The song's actual meaning is unclear. Kurt Cobain, Nirvana's frontman and the song's author, claimed it was inspired by a television report of children suffering from cancer. However, many believe it was really written about his shaky but passionate relationship with his wife, Courtney Love. The lyrics do tend towards this latter interpretation, since they seem to concern themselves with an unstable romance between two individuals. It's worth noting that the lyrics mention Pisces and Cancer, Cobain's and Love's respective astrological signs. Love, after her second meeting with Cobain, sent a small heart-shaped box, containing, among other things, a doll's head, to his hotel room. This is believed to have inspired the song's title.</size></i>
I thought it was something like that.

Shame for Fat Elephant. Someone should get that guy and bug (or beat, whatever's you style) him until he starts drawing some shaky, 'like-I've-either-been-beaten-or-severly-annoyed-into-doing-this' elephants. Yep, that's the plan, ladies!

Spiffing Cheese
12-11-2005, 10:38 PM
Happy birthday, Leeza! I hope it is fun and kitty-full. I like kitties. The neighbour's cat came by earlier and I fed it bread! ...Why does that cat like bread? I fed it Quorn ham once and it ate that too. What a strange cat. I think once it ate pastry too. And possibly some cake. And once I'm positive it ate some polystyrene that was on the floor! I like kitties. I wish I could have a kitty but it would be the death of me! I'll just feed that cat instead. :D Okay, I'm getting off topic now! Happy biiiirthday!

Jess
12-11-2005, 10:43 PM
Happy catday, Leeza!

Traitorfish
12-11-2005, 11:01 PM
[unoriginal greeting]Happy Birthday[/unoriginal greeting]

Leeza
12-12-2005, 12:49 AM
Yes, Jesus. Someone should do just that. :)

Thank you, Cheese, Jess and Fish. It was a good day. :)