Martha Stewart

[Chris]

http://www.fengshuisandiego.com/images/martha_stewart.jpg

When is she NOT mean? She got out of jail and claims to be totally changed by the experience. I think she's one of the meanest people to have ever appeared on TV. >.<

[Meat Puppet]

She made Conan O'Brien's hair go unfunny!

[Captain Maxx Power]

I've heard of conclusive proof that she is actually one of the seven sins incarnate, and is one of the pawns in place for Satan's invasion of Earth come the Apocalypse.