BoB's Buttocks are Bouncy and Beautiful.

[Rainecloud]

But that was just an example.

Do you like your bum? Do you hate your bum? What does it look like? If you could change it in any way, how would you improve it?

[kikimm]

I don't love or hate my tush. It's just sort of there, not doing much, and not being very exciting. But that's okay, I don't care, cause I don't have to look at it!

[rubah]

Some days it depresses me, but it's not every day I get to see it, so I mostly ignore it.

[Strider]

Girls have told me I have a nice butt, so I guess I can't complain. ;)

[Mittopotahis]

I don't have one :shifty:.

I don't really care. But i don't think hemorrhoids are very attractive.

I don't have hemorrhoids.

[Venom]

...I dunno...

[ScottNUMBERS]

I have a duck ass.

[Zeldy]

Hahaha. Meh. I dunno ^_^;
Ive been told I have a nice butt.. IN JEANS, OK? DON'T GIVE ME NO :JOEY: LOOK

[Faris]

I don't love or hate my tush. It's just sort of there, not doing much, and not being very exciting. But that's okay, I don't care, cause I don't have to look at it!

[Madame Adequate]

I am truly callipygian.

But not as much as my girlfriend is.

[Old Manus]

I can't see it.

EDIT: insert tub girl joke

[Giga Guess]

Hahaha. Meh. I dunno ^_^;
Ive been told I have a nice butt.. IN JEANS, OK? DON'T GIVE ME NO :JOEY: LOOK

:joey:

[Rye]

I strongly dislike my butt. :( It's very big. But not in a hot J.Lo way. In a "AAAAAAH OMG IT'S HORRIBLE SHIELD YOUR EYES IT BLOCKS THE SUN" way. If I could change it, I'd make it small. I'm a small person, so it should be freaking proportional. xD

[Drift]

well no girls made a pass at my ass so i'm sure its not pretty for other people but i dont care about it. :D

[Markus. D]

ugh.... T_T.... meh....

[mpjunior36]

It's my greatest ASSet:p

But seriously, I get more compliments on my butt than any other part of my body, so I guess it's pretty nice!

[Resha]

lol quip

Um. It is very useful, I must confess. But I'm kinda disappointed I don't have a tail as well; my tail bone...it just sorta stopped growing! :(

[Laugh at face of Danger]

hehe A$$

my butt is quite nice to hold onto, or so my boyfriend tells me personally i think it's useful, great for sitting on because it stops things from hurting (boney butts hurt) plus um...well...

it's stupidly pale compared to the rest of me but it's always warm *huggles*

~ I want a tail too, black and fuzzy with white stripes

[Mittopotahis]

lol quip

Um. It is very useful, I must confess. But I'm kinda disappointed I don't have a tail as well; my tail bone...it just sorta stopped growing! :(

I want a tail too :(

*morphs into sayein, or however its spelled*

[Resha]

The thing about not having a tail, that depresses me, is that all around me are people who constantly do something idiotic, land on their rears and crack their tailbones. I am of the opinion it's simply not worth cracking your tailbone unless you have a tail! I mean, it's such a raw deal. Cracking a stunted bone that may as well not be there! :whimper:

[Primus Inter Pares]

I was hoping for pictures. :(

EDIT: of BoB that is :p

[Black Angel]

I do have a big butt. I'm happy about it. I :heart: being portegese!

[Meat Puppet]

my butt earns me big $$$
posing for painting classes ffs

[Hawkeye]

What a unique device, the human tush. An architectural marvel, one of a kind... actually two of a kind. Designed to support our weight for a lifetime of sitting, it also has the subtlety to do the samba. And when attached to certain members of the female species at a time when light summer dresses are worn can cause some of us to drive our cars straight up a lamp post.

[Zeldy]

The thing about not having a tail, that depresses me, is that all around me are people who constantly do something idiotic, land on their rears and crack their tailbones. I am of the opinion it's simply not worth cracking your tailbone unless you have a tail! I mean, it's such a raw deal. Cracking a stunted bone that may as well not be there! :whimper:
It hurts when you hit that bone. I fell off a bouncy castle backwards and couldn't sit down for an hour @_@

[Loony BoB]

I never really paid too much attention to other people's butts, let alone mine.

And this thread's title weirded me out, man.

[KentaRawr!]

It's always in my pants, so I never get to see it. Though, your description of BoB's butt intrigues me. ...

[RE-Xander]

I don't like my butt. Others do, but not me.

(best first post, evar!)

[Boosk]

I guess mine's not toooo bad....its jiggly....(heehee...jiggly) and big, but Im big so yay!!
Its nice and squishy when I sit down.....:D

Kagga:love:

[Rainecloud]

It hurts when you hit that bone. I fell off a bouncy castle backwards and couldn't sit down for an hour @_@

You're referring to the coccyx, I presume?

[KoShiatar]

I have a weird issue with myself and my butt. I don't like it much, but more than a man has told me how much he likes it. A friend of mine even calls me "golden buttocks", greatly embarassing me. But believe me, it's not that great...I really can't undestrand what he sees in it.

[-N-]

+5 alliteration bonus!

Level Up!

Learned ability: Weird Out BoB!

[Winter Nights]

Meh.. It's alright, I guess.

[SammieBabe]

My butt's ok..as well as can be expected...

The title really scared me though...

[[:..x.ffd.lil.one.x..:]]

My friend has a huge back-off. Mine's not too big not too small. Though I do wonder why we are talking about back-off'?


My butt's ok..as well as can be expected...

The title really scared me though...

Init, yah get me?

[rubah]

+5 alliteration bonus!

Level Up!

Learned ability: Weird Out BoB!
I got a +10 alliteration bonus last night in #iloveaexodenplatonically


[02:50:08] Fenchurch[mysteriouslyaway]> only one offense or only one op
[02:50:09] Fenchurch[mysteriouslyaway]> on many
[02:50:12] Fenchurch[mysteriouslyaway]> OH MAN
[02:50:16] Fenchurch[mysteriouslyaway]> OH MAN
[02:50:20] Fenchurch[mysteriouslyaway]> I just owned alliteration
[02:50:25] * Fenchurch[mysteriouslyaway] dies

That was purely accidental. You can't do NOTHING intentional at 3 am.

[Tasura]

I sit on it all day, it serves its purpose.

[Rydia of Mist]

I can't tell if I'm losing ass, gaining gut, or both. Either way, my pants keep falling down. :(

[Blackmageboi]

my bum is normal, apart from the whole talking thing.

[Rainecloud]

+5 alliteration bonus!

Level Up!

Learned ability: Weird Out BoB!

Took you long enough. ;)

I've been weirding out BoB for years. Heck, he still doesn't know who sent him that poo in the mail. *chortle*

[o_O]

I got a +10 alliteration bonus last night in #iloveaexodenplatonically

[02:50:08] Fenchurch[mysteriouslyaway]> only one offense or only one op
[02:50:09] Fenchurch[mysteriouslyaway]> on many
[02:50:12] Fenchurch[mysteriouslyaway]> OH MAN
[02:50:16] Fenchurch[mysteriouslyaway]> OH MAN
[02:50:20] Fenchurch[mysteriouslyaway]> I just owned alliteration
[02:50:25] * Fenchurch[mysteriouslyaway] dies

That was purely accidental. You can't do NOTHING intentional at 3 am.

That doesn't count, Allie, you used "only one" twice. Besides, that's assonance, not alliteration. :p

[crashNUMBERS]

I like looking at this one girls bum in my class...

[crashNUMBERS]

I have a weird issue with myself and my butt. I don't like it much, but more than a man has told me how much he likes it. A friend of mine even calls me "golden buttocks", greatly embarassing me. But believe me, it's not that great...I really can't undestrand what he sees in it.
Show me a picture and I'll understand...

[KoShiatar]

Show me a picture and I'll understand...

Nay, you don't really want me to.

[crashNUMBERS]

Oh yes I do

[[:..x.ffd.lil.one.x..:]]

Have you ever wondered why their called bums?

[KoShiatar]

I don't have a camera.

[crashNUMBERS]

I don't have a camera.
Well your friends must have some great taste to all say such things...










I wish I was a chair...

[ff7+ff10 gurl 100]

I strongly dislike my butt. :( It's very big. But not in a hot J.Lo way. In a "AAAAAAH OMG IT'S HORRIBLE SHIELD YOUR EYES IT BLOCKS THE SUN" way. If I could change it, I'd make it small. I'm a small person, so it should be freaking proportional. xD

[Cruise Control]

+5 alliteration bonus!

Level Up!

Learned ability: Weird Out BoB!Greatest post evah!

[ffxfreak93]

my bum so frickin sexy

[TurkSlayer]

My butt is too sexy for my pants.

[ffxfreak93]

ROFL LMAO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[Khaotic]

Yuck. Like other said, good thing I don't have to look at it. xD


Edit: crash can you seriously stop being so perverted?

[Freya]

Mines been refered to as Ghetto booty, J'Lo booty, and nice ass. I find it too big but apperanetly the guys go crazy for it.

[Christmas]

No pics? What is wrong with these ancient ppl of the past? No Picture No Talk! :mad2:

[Loony BoB]

Dammit, Christmas, why this thread of all threads!?

[Mr Gashtacular]

I don't have a camera.
Well your friends must have some great taste to all say such things...










I wish I was a chair...

incredible work crashNUMBERS