The Judges

[Primus Inter Pares]

Well, there is a ruling counsel, a jury and other organisations to control the clan.

[SammieBabe]

We have our Don, Psychotic as well as myself, Bowser, and Tasura as Caporegimes (Vice-leaders). I am in charge of general things, Tasura heads our Strike Team, and Bowser is Head of Correspondence. Primus Inter Pares is our Consigliere (Ambassador) He has Hsu, and Lynxie backing him up. Resha is his Senator.
Tasura has, Void, Bladen, and Mo-Nercy, as the current Strike Team. However more members are needed. SY is the Senate representative from the Strike Team.
Rye is out Public Relations (propaganda) Director. She has Mitch under her. (literally). She might need further assistance with this team. Also they will need a Senate rep.
Bowser is in charge of correspondence and scribe duties. He most definitely needs assistance with this group
If I have missed anyone or you would like to volunteer your services, please let us know!
:D

[Dr. Casey]

Bowser...

How did you survive falling into the lava eight times in the original Super Mario Bros?

[-N-]

In case the message hasn't been passed on to you, Fat Chocobo's is open to all Judges. We welcome your business and your "business".

[Primus Inter Pares]

We have our Don, Psychotic as well as myself, Bowser, and Tasura as Caporegimes (Vice-leaders). I am in charge of general things, Tasura heads our Strike Team, and Bowser is Head of Correspondence. Primus Inter Pares is our Consigliere (Ambassador) He has Hsu, and Lynxie backing him up. Resha is his Senator.
Tasura has, Void, Bladen, and Mo-Nercy, as the current Strike Team. However more members are needed. SY is the Senate representative from the Strike Team.
Rye is out Public Relations (propaganda) Director. She has Mitch under her. (literally). She might need further assistance with this team. Also they will need a Senate rep.
Bowser is in charge of correspondence and scribe duties. He most definitely needs assistance with this group
If I have missed anyone or you would like to volunteer your services, please let us know!
:D
This organisation method has been changed.

[SammieBabe]

We appreciate the offer and the gesture.

[Tasura]

<.< damn, whend it get to be after midnight. Id love to stay and slay, but I might have to depart.

[Mitch]

we should have a theme song

[Tasura]

we should have a theme song

The themse song form Judge Dredd? :D?

[Mitch]

the theme song from power rangers

[Tasura]

the theme song from power rangers

Go go power Judges?

[Khaotic]

'Howdy neighbors.

[Rase]

Okay, I'm FAR to lazy and tired at the moment to read 260+ posts, so if someone could just fill me in on the important bits of info, I'll PM them a picture of Batman.

Thanks. :)

[Psydekick]

Yeah me too.:)

[Drift]

rawr. who wants to taste my piano wire?

[Psydekick]

To be honest i'm not fussed about this gang thing i'm gonna continue as normal.

[Old Manus]

http://www.forumspile.com/You-Are-Teh_Suck.jpg

[Rye]

I missed a lot. :(

[Primus Inter Pares]

Indeed you did.

[Rye]

Anyone wanna summerize what I missed? Unless it isn't too big. xD

EDIT: A new blinkie for you all.

http://i33.photobucket.com/albums/d81/ryessica/judgeblinkiesmiley.gif

[*IMG]http://i33.photobucket.com/albums/d81/ryessica/judgeblinkiesmiley.gif[*/IMG]

Just take away the stars and put that in your sig. :)

[Resha]

That blinkie rocks xD

[Rye]

That blinkie rocks xD

Thanks! I'll make banners and propaganda for people in this thread if any of you want it. Just provide a picture and info. :)

[Madame Adequate]

Thanks! I'll make banners and propaganda for people in this thread if any of you want it. Just provide a picture and info. :)

I'm glad to see you have internalized the wisdom of Himmler and myself so well. Go forth, little propogandist, and brainwash ^_^;

Hey Judges. I think I need to get some organization in the Tribe, because what I'd like to say doing business with you is a pleasure, but nobody seems to have the authority to permit this.

[Primus Inter Pares]

As ambassador to the tribes, I have the authority, and welcome the Shumi with open arms.

[Shoden]

I'm awake now, did I miss anything good?

[RPJesus]

Hey. I'm a judge... aparentely. I refuse to read this topic, so could somebody just sum it up?

Are we going to have positions (at least a few of us)? Says so in BoB's original topic. If we are, can I be Team Shaman? Please? I know loads of Shaman tricks, I watched Shaman King at least twice over!

[Tifa's Real Lover(really]

*throws rock through window*

[Shoden]

You cannot choose, you want me to use the bag??

[RPJesus]

:cry:

Eew....

[Shoden]

Lord PiP shall not be too pleased by this, Psy won't know what to do so I won't tell him.

The Bag has explosives and blackmail and propaganda and <img src="/xxx.gif"><img src="/xxx.gif"><img src="/xxx.gif"><img src="/xxx.gif">.

[Primus Inter Pares]

I am not too pleased indeed.

http://i16.photobucket.com/albums/b13/varalf/redcard.jpg

[Levian]

Lord PiP shall not be too pleased by this, Psy won't know what to do so I won't tell him.

The Bag has explosives and blackmail and propaganda and <img src="/xxx.gif"><img src="/xxx.gif"><img src="/xxx.gif"><img src="/xxx.gif">.

Those skulls better be hiding the word Aids, or I'm never going to open that bag. :mad2:

[themagicroundabout]

hey! im posting in the judges thread! :)

[Primus Inter Pares]

http://i16.photobucket.com/albums/b13/varalf/isthisoutsiders.jpg

Get off our turf Turk.

[RPJesus]

Erm.... so, filling me on all of this? Maybe just a bit? ^ ~ ^ "

Oh, and er... hi turky! (That wasn't meant to be a joke, a bad one)

[Shoden]

Hey PiP, the turks don't believe how bad the contents of "the bag" are.

Excuse me while I launch the napalm!

[Primus Inter Pares]

You mean the Turks.

[Dreddz]

No he didnt....

[RPJesus]

Eew. Turks.
I'm gonna spent days washing that off.

[Shoden]

typo.... In did mean turks.


Anyway here'sa shot of the bag and another WOMD to own Turks!!!

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v203/Shoden/Pictures%20of%20me/tehgrenade.jpg
http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v203/Shoden/Pictures%20of%20me/tehbag.jpg

[Dreddz]

Eew. Turks.
I'm gonna spent days washing that off.
Why, we are the antidote to your disease.......

[RPJesus]

Nice bag. :cool:

[themagicroundabout]

PiP has a big flashy light on his head!

[Shoden]

The light is a terrible thing to all but judges!

[FFXfan]

Hi there,can i be prosecuted:choc2:

[Shoden]

SAY HELLO TO LITTLE FRIENDS OUTSIDERS!!

*throws the grenade thingy.*

Judges are auto immune.

[RPJesus]

Yes.

[Shoden]

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v203/Shoden/Others/Judgemascot.jpg

someone make this guy purple and he can be a mascot!

[Spiffing Cheese]

Er, whaaaaaat? xD

[themagicroundabout]

oh no! they got Emma too! :(

[Resha]

Yep! :hyper: WE HAVE EMMA. *pokes Curty* You can always redeem yourself, Turk. :p

[themagicroundabout]

ok, redeem you say?
do i have to do anything in particular? :confused:

[Rye]

http://i33.photobucket.com/albums/d81/ryessica/purplemascot.jpg

There! :)

[Dreddz]

Yep! :hyper: WE HAVE EMMA. *pokes Curty* You can always redeem yourself, Turk. :p

If he has at least 2 brain cells, Im pretty sure he will know to stick with the Turks......

[Resha]

Don't hurt your clanmate, Dreddz. Curty is a noble, loyal Turk and he will stick to you like UHU glue, oooh. :love:

Let's be friends, magicroudabssks. REAL GOOD FRIENDS!

[Spiffing Cheese]

Yep! WE HAVE EMMA.

Yay?

[Dreddz]

Let's be friends, magicroudabssks. REAL GOOD FRIENDS!
She is no friend of yours, she is plotting it all.......

[themagicroundabout]

(im a guy) ;)

EDIT: you were talking about me, right?

[Dreddz]

(im a guy) ;)

EDIT: you were talking about me, right?
No, I was addressing you, I'd never bad mouth a Turk......

[Rye]

http://i33.photobucket.com/albums/d81/ryessica/thejudges.gif

Was bored, so I made a poster. :) Anyone with a better slogan than "Once you go Judge, you never go back" please say it, so I can put it on the poster instead. :)

[Dreddz]

http://i33.photobucket.com/albums/d81/ryessica/thejudges.gif

Was bored, so I made a poster. :) Anyone with a better slogan than "Once you go Judge, you never go back" please say it, so I can put it on the poster instead. :)
If you go judge
Ill give you the gun....

[Resha]

He told you that I am no friend of yours, and that I am plotting it all. :( I would never...never do such a thing to someone who shares the same avatar as me. :mad2: I'm horrified by the very idea, Dreddz, it's as bad as cannibalism. :nonono:

Edit: Rye, that's GORGEOUS! :o <33333

[Dreddz]

it's as bad as cannibalism. :nonono:
then you should be very ashamed.....

[Resha]

then you should be very ashamed.....
Are you calling me a cannibal?

You are twisted beyond hope; now even if you came to us Judges and begged for entrance into our elite number (and believe you me, that day will slowly but surely arrive), we will shun you and spurn and fling you upon the streets where no gang will accept you. :)

[Dreddz]

now even if you came to us Judges and begged for entrance
The thought of that makes my stomach churn.....

[Resha]

Take your foul digestive problems out of our clean thread ;____;

[Dreddz]

<!--
Take your foul digestive problems out of our clean thread ;____;
Your thread was a subway toilet from the beginning......-->

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v439/Behold_the_Void/YellowCard.jpg

[themagicroundabout]

:(!

[Resha]

(I've never been to a subway toilet, how bad are they? xD)

It was a clean, sparkling, hygenic subway toilet if anything. We do not need your gut's rejected fibre spewn out from either end here. Nor your vile bile.

[Dreddz]

<!--I only said that my stomach churned, but now, I just thought of the idea of being side by side with you. Now I really wanna throw, but I'd happily aim it in the direction of the Judges.....-->

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v439/Behold_the_Void/RedCard.jpg

*Punts*

[Primus Inter Pares]

Rye wins! :D

tmr you can always switch, defect!

[Rye]

Thanks, guys! :D

[Burtsplurt]

Oh dear.

I'm thinking of a bunch of old blokes at court wearing rubbish wigs. I do not think this will strike fear into the hearts of the other gangs.

[Resha]

Who...who...WHO CENSORED DREDDZ' MESSAGES???

Er, no Burtsplurt. We're cool, we're hip, we're happening (and best of all, we dumped the 'wig look', way too 1600s, y'know?) :cool:

[Loony BoB]

NEWSFLASH!!!

In breaking news, Primus Inter Pares has seemingly left The Judges, where he had a high ranking position as Consigliere, and joined The Turks. No news yet as to why he has done this, and no comment has yet come from either side, or PiP himself...

[Resha]

BoB, you're evil. :laugh:

[themagicroundabout]

EH? :confused:

[WarZidane]

Take that, you judges. :D

[Dreddz]

OMG, my post was Edited, Im not sure what I even said in that Message now, was it bad ?

[Shauna]

I don't want to argue with any of you judges... I just thought that it'd be best for the Namingway's to join with the Turks! Please don't hate me! ;_;

[Dreddz]

Oh wait, now I remember, it was my Subway insult, how come Resha messages werent edited, she was talking about blooming bile in hers.....
EDIT : FAVOURITISM

[Shoden]

Oh man, now I have to decimate PiP too!

BoB you evil, evil person!

[Resha]

Oh wait, now I remember, it was my Subway insult, how come Resha messages werent edited, she was talking about blooming bile in hers.....
EDIT : FAVOURITISM
Dude, I don't want your messages to be edited either ;___; They were funny! xD what did you say? I didn't see that last edited message of yours either! :p But I think it was a Judge-mod. Maybe Hsu or someone? Dunno.

P.S. Not blooming bile, vile bile. :p

Also PiP may have a blue thing under his name, BUT his heart is as purple as mine.

[Dreddz]

But I think it was a Judge-mod. Maybe Hsu or someone? Dunno.
P.S. Not blooming bile, vile bile. :p

getting protective of there Gang now, sign of weakness
Oh, and i meant Blooming Vile Bile......

[Shoden]

I'm going to have to get higher up in the judges, all that swift turf stealing and the threats should get me somewhere!

[Resha]

Hardly a sign of weakness. It just shows that we not only a 'secret Santa' of sorts, but that we are truly a loyal little band of Judges who stick together through the mortal-est of peril. :)

[Primus Inter Pares]

Oh man, now I have to decimate PiP too!

BoB you evil, evil person!
Dream on, you have not the power to do this.

[Dreddz]

Dream on, you have not the power to do this.
Hes cursed with Judge Blood, what can you expect....:rolleyes2

[Shoden]

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v203/Shoden/Others/BAG1.jpg

I added alot more things into this "bag", sorry mate but you're going to have to be blown up into pieces!

[Dreddz]

wow, the judges funding has gone through the roof.....

[Shoden]

What do you expect, I steal from other gangs and use that money, it's part of the deal I made to join the strike squad.

[SammieBabe]

While the loss of Primus Inter Pares is in fact, a sad one, we shall not be flustered. We still have strong members and strong leadership. Our Ambassadors Hsu,Lynxie,and Resha are still working towards peaceful relations with other teams.

[Loony BoB]

NEWSFLASH!!!
Judges soldier Germ Hamee was found on the side of a road outside town today after seemingly being shot in the back of the head.

[WarZidane]

Why, i saw a fat chocobo walking down that road earlier that evening.

COINCIDENCE!?

[Shoden]

You're just covering it up you scruffy Turkey!

[WarZidane]

Why, I'd never do a horrible thing like that.

My condolences go to the ones left behind by Germ.



*walks away coughing*

[Shoden]

*throws a rock at WarZidane*
hehehehehe

I couldn't help myself.

[Rye]

NEWSFLASH!!!
Judges soldier Germ Hamee was found on the side of a road outside town today after seemingly being shot in the back of the head.

;____;

[Vyk]

NEWSFLASH!!!
Judges soldier Germ Hamee was found on the side of a road outside town today after seemingly being shot in the back of the head.
The Shumi extend their condolences. I know you'll be investigating this incident feverishly. Any help us Shumi might offer is yours.

[WarZidane]

*hears a loud car crash and a screaming Bladen in the distance*

Oh, and i was wearing a helmet, of course. =o

[Dreddz]

*hears a loud car crash and a screaming Bladen in the distance*

Oh, and i was wearing a helmet, of course. =o
and a seat belt, always remember a seat belt.....

[Shoden]

The car ran over one of my pet rocks!!!

[WarZidane]

Aw, your pet rock's in a better place now.








after all, anything's better than a place with judges..

[Shoden]

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v203/Shoden/Pictures%20of%20me/tehgrenade2.jpg


AND JUSTICE FOR ALL!

[SammieBabe]

Thank you, Vyk. We appreciate the sympathy and any info you acquire will be useful. Please contact me privately, when you have some.

The Judges are saddened by this loss, but we will adapt and will survive. We are conducting and investigation and the proper retribution will come to those who committed this horrible crime.

Thank you.

[Primus Inter Pares]

The Judges have lost two in one small moment of time, I don't think they can survive.
[18:14:27] [22:12] [2005] <</>hsu-away> I have to be honest.
[18:14:30] [22:12] [2005] <</>hsu-away> I'm a bit wavered.

[Loony BoB]

NEWS FLASH!!!
Turks Mirage and BatChao were declared dead last night after suffering from numerous injuries caused by an explosion. There are unconfirmed reports that Judges member Bladen drove into Turks territory and, in a drive by throwing, hurled the grenade into a garage after he and BatChao drove back from a night out in the central city. Tensions and now the death toll have been rising ever since a high profile member of the Judges, Primus Inter Pares switched allegiance to the Turks.

[Shoeberto]

All wavering aside, as the senior member of the Judges, I will begin to take responsibility for the group in the place of the traitor.

[WarZidane]

:hot:

Bladen shall soon feel the wrath of a certain Turk for killing Mirage

:hot:

[Resha]

It's just a phase, my fellow judgemental delinquents. Chin up, and we shall survive. Let the purple light of hope shine through and I am not going to write poetry now so you all have another cause to celebrate.

*funny Mafia name*-Sammie, I shall continue perseveringly with my efforts to befriend those wretched (but dearly beloved) Turks. :)

[Primus Inter Pares]

Yes, Bladen has been declared an enemy of the people.

[Shoden]

well you killed Germ.

[SammieBabe]

Bladen, we do not know that. You acted on your own in a deplorable fashion.
Thank you Resha. We need help keeping everyone calm and together.

[Shoden]

I don't regret it so it's no big deal.

[Shoeberto]

Lynx has now been appointed my second in command.



We must also stop with all of this random violence in order to plan a full-scale attack. The entire details must be planned in a private meeting.

[Loony BoB]

NEWS UPDATE: Bladen confirms that he did indeed carry out the attack, and does not regret it.

[Shoden]

I'll just go hide till I'm needed, aka I'll just go take a snooze somewhere.

[Raistlin]

Any gang with Lynx and Yamsy is a good gang. *nods*

[SammieBabe]

Yes, Hsu. We need a private meeting.

I would reiterate that Bladen acted against the orders of The Judges. He was advised by me, to not do such a thing.

[Shoden]

This is war it's either kill or be killed or get someone to kill for you while you sit back and watch TV.

[Primus Inter Pares]

http://i16.photobucket.com/albums/b13/varalf/Turk.jpg

[Shoden]

Hey PiP If you thought the grenade was deadly wait till I get in into the driving seat, In my pre gangster days I killed many with the car.

Outsiders must be prosectuted.

Intruders will Be shot
Survivors will be shot again
If they survive after that well chop their balls off.

[Dixie]

I was gone for two days and now there are gang wars? Hm....I'm a judge....okay. Now what do I do? Ha ha, I'm so cluelessssssssssss. So far....I know what we don't like the turks....

EDIT: My brother is a turk?! Does this mean that........:eek:

EDIT 2: I have read the whole thread and I still don't have a clue.

[Primus Inter Pares]

well you killed Germ.
What is this slander?

[Shoden]

the dude you guys killed!

[Madonna]

Announcement: Hsu and I intend to take over the Judges. We plan to cement the leadership of our gang and unify its members in their actions.

It should also be noted that none of the Judges back Bladen in his actions and are willing to give him up to the Turks.

[Resha]

Good God, PiP, y'TURD, get thee away from this holy precious thread! :mad2: Even your comb can't save you from that picture you post here now!

[Dreddz]

Hey PiP If you thought the grenade was deadly wait till I get in into the driving seat, In my pre gangster days I killed many with the car.

Outsiders must be prosectuted.

Intruders will Be shot
Survivors will be shot again
If they survive after that well chop their balls off.
Us Turks grew up in the hood, we know the street ABC of by heart.
And use phrases that werent copied off GTA games. The Judges seem to be running thin on ideas, that somehow is a sign of weakness...

[Shoden]

tata Judges, it was fun B-), I'll do in some turks on my own if you cannot get the guts to do it yourselves.

[Resha]

It is my old chum Dreddz. :)

Edit: Bye Bladen. Nice knowing you. I hope you reform and chuck your evil ways someday. And remember, Arsenal still own Newcastle.

[Loony BoB]

NEWSFLASH!!!
Unconfirmed reports of a new man being in charge of The Judges. It is not yet known if this is against the wishes of (possibly former) leader of the Judges, Psychotic.

[WarZidane]

As if you'd be welcome in the Turks' ranks after that stunt you pulled, Bladen. :mad2:

[Shoden]

No way I'm going to the Turks, The Judges have gone soft and the Turks just suck.

[WarZidane]

You'll know better than to mess with us Turks when i'm done with you :mog:

[Loony BoB]

NEWS UPDATE: Bladen disbanded from The Judges. Currently considered a loner with no allegiances and reportedly in hiding somewhere in EoFF City.

[Dreddz]

The judges were always soft, they just put on hard faces....

[Old Manus]

now is the chance to mug BinLaden

[Madonna]

Newsflash: Bladen has been kicked from the Judges' ranks. He is considered an unaligned gunman and is to be offered no sanctuary within the Judges' territory.

I, CTL, state that Hsu and I have taken leadership of the Judges. More from Hsu later.

[Primus Inter Pares]

We will find Bladen, and send him as a gift to the Spoony Bards... dockside.

[Rase]

I, CTL, state that Hsu and I have taken leadership of the Judges. More from Hsu later.

You two have my full support which, although currently worth little, makes me feel as though I somehow contributed to this gang, leaving me feeling happy. :)

[Raistlin]

Namingway's officially recognizes Hsu and CTL as the leaders of the Judges. Though Hsu still smells, as apparently he came up with Namingway's crappy name.

[Madonna]

More annoucements (we have a lot of these, yes?): Blah blah blah, PiP and Turks are on our naughty list. Kill them on sight, blah blah blah.

Also, we are sending out feelers in hopes of finding out more about Germ's death. We didn't appreciate his sudden demise.

[Primus Inter Pares]

Germ deserved what came to him, although since it was done in the Northern part of the Judges territory it seems the Shumi have turned on you.

[Madonna]

Also, I also unveil the Judges' strongest weapons: the Yellow Card and the Red Card.

http://akusui.net/_lynxius/_leech/eoff-judges_cardyellow.gif http://akusui.net/_lynxius/_leech/eoff-judges_cardred.gif

I authorize that all current Judges shall carry them and use them in self-defense or when ordered to do so otherwise.

For more image-whoredom:

http://akusui.net/_lynxius/_leech/eoff-judges_cardspin-yellow.gif http://akusui.net/_lynxius/_leech/eoff-judges_cardspin-red.gif

Also, the Judges support the Namingways' right to argue amongst themselves and that other gangs stand by our ruling.

[Shoden]

Pfft you guys are soft and weak ever since PiP left, Violence is neccesary whenever possible in war but you don't understand it therefore the Judges fail.

[Rainecloud]

I'm not in the habit of helping out other gangs, but...

Here's a little something for you.

EDIT BY RAINE: Alright, BoB. I love you too.

[Resha]

Hush there, Mr. Moony. We have our violence alright ;) Ohohoho. We just have style with it.

Edit: What a sweet, noble gesture, friend Rainecloud! Already we feel in our hearts budding love for the Corneos. :)

[Rye]

Also, I also unveil the Judges' strongest weapons: the Yellow Card and the Red Card.

http://akusui.net/_lynxius/_leech/eoff-judges_cardyellow.gif http://akusui.net/_lynxius/_leech/eoff-judges_cardred.gif

I authorize that all current Judges shall carry them and use them in self-defense or when ordered to do so otherwise.

For more image-whoredom:

http://akusui.net/_lynxius/_leech/eoff-judges_cardspin-yellow.gif http://akusui.net/_lynxius/_leech/eoff-judges_cardspin-red.gif

Also, the Judges support the Namingways' right to argue amongst themselves and that other gangs stand by our ruling.

That's so brilliant. :D

[Raistlin]

The Judges earn Namingway's admiration for using FFTA icons. :love:

[Rainecloud]

Hush there, Mr. Moony. We have our violence alright ;) Ohohoho. We just have style with it.

Edit: What a sweet, noble gesture, friend Rainecloud! Already we feel in our hearts budding love for the Corneos. :)

Excellent. I'm sure our secret drug/whore smuggling ring will go unnoticed by you fine people.

[Tasura]

It appears I have missed alot in my absence, but somethings will end, like the lives of traitors.

[Psychotic]

So PiP left us because Bladen is lame, and now Bladen has left us too, and Hsu and CTL have taken over in a coup-dethingy. But I think I can top all that:

I'm pregnant with eestlinc's baby.

Toodles!

[Resha]

Excellent. I'm sure our secret drug/whore smuggling ring will go unnoticed by you fine people.
As will ours by you, I hope? Not that we have any. :) But we can work out a trade at the black market Thursdays. Good barter, good barter. And so, chica. ;)

[Rainecloud]

As will ours by you, I hope? Not that we have any. :) But we can work out a trade at the black market Thursdays. Good barter, good barter. And so, chica. ;)

Sounds like an excellent arrangement. We'll meet behind the old beer factory every Thursday at 1:00pm sharp and do some swapsies with our hoesies.

[Primus Inter Pares]

So PiP left us because Bladen is lame, and now Bladen has left us too, and Hsu and CTL have taken over in a coup-dethingy. But I think I can top all that:

I'm pregnant with eestlinc's baby.

Toodles!
You know it's Dan love I wish for.

[Old Manus]

http://www.vh1.com/shared/media/news/images/b/Bedingfield_Daniel/sq-inleatheronstreet-island.jpg

[Psychotic]

Oh, sorry, I just ignored all your posts and looked at your sig. I do that with most people on EoFF, and it makes it much more enjoyable!

[Primus Inter Pares]

It does, I know.

[Rye]

So PiP left us because Bladen is lame, and now Bladen has left us too, and Hsu and CTL have taken over in a coup-dethingy. But I think I can top all that:

I'm pregnant with eestlinc's baby.

Toodles!

LOVE CHILD! NEVER QUITE AS GOOD! AFRAID, ASHAMED, MISUNDERSTOOOOOOD~

[Resha]

Sounds like an excellent arrangement. We'll meet behind the old beer factory every Thursday at 1:00pm sharp and do some swapsies with our hoesies.
Done, m'good man. Although I have qualms on human trafficking myself, prostitutes like PiP sell for prices so high it would be a sin not to trade them off. And don't forget the "you know what".

[Rainecloud]

Done, m'good man. Although I have qualms on human trafficking myself, prostitutes like PiP sell for prices so high it would be a sin not to trade them off. And don't forget the "you know what".

No problem. I'll leave the Starburst Candies in the burnt out Mercedes.

:thumb:

[Resha]

No problem. I'll leave the Starburst Candies in the burnt out Mercedes.

:thumb:
Make sure you come alone! >=0 We can't be too careful these days. :|

[WarZidane]

*lurks around the burnt out mercedes to intercept*

[Rainecloud]

Make sure you come alone! >=0 We can't be too careful these days. :|

Bloody hell. By "Starburst Candies", I obviously meant "Mind altering substances".

Sheesh. *slaps head*

[Resha]

Bloody hell. By "Starburst Candies", I obviously meant "Mind altering substances".

Sheesh. *slaps head*
I knew what you meant...obviously, I received your message in code. But now all the gangs know! They will try and lynch us. :whimper: But by 'mind altering substances' you do not mean Class A drugs and you do mean mushrooms. Kapish?

[Psychotic]

*lurks around the burnt out mercedes to intercept*The burnt out Merc is covered in a fine layer of cat urine, WarTurkey. Enjoy, won't you? :)

[Rainecloud]

I knew what you meant...obviously, I received your message in code. But now all the gangs know! They will try and lynch us. :whimper: But by 'mind altering substances' you do not mean Class A drugs and you do mean mushrooms. Kapish?

I was merely referring to that one legged cactus over there.

*nudge nudge, wink wink*

Eh? Eh?

[Old Manus]

Thanks for discussing this in public

[SummonerYuna]

So...? What else do we have to do??

[Tasura]

So...? What else do we have to do??

Kill traitors and till kraitors.

[Resha]

I was merely referring to that one legged cactus over there.

*nudge nudge, wink wink*

Eh? Eh?
:laugh: Oh, you sly puss you. Yes, of course. *nudge nudge nudge wink wink BACK* One legged cactus. xD What a cover.

[SummonerYuna]

And who are the traitors??

[Tasura]

And who are the traitors??

The people who have left The Judges

[Madonna]

The traitors are: Bladen, Turks, and PiP. All need to die a painful death or lifelong imprisonment with no food. :|

Also, we need to discuss our business operations as in how we make illicit profits. As Judges, we need to have a higher moral standard than the rest of the scum of the streets.

[Shoden]

I killed 2 Turks how is that betraying?

[SummonerYuna]

PiP left??? OMG!!! Oh we are so going to have to get him for this!!:fencing:

[Shoden]

PiP went to the Turks, I got kicked out for acting on my own and killing 2 Turks.

[Primus Inter Pares]

The Judges are nothing anymore.

[-N-]

NEWS UPDATE: Bladen disbanded from The Judges. Currently considered a loner with no allegiances and reportedly in hiding somewhere in EoFF City.So just like normal, no one likes him! :D <3

[themagicroundabout]

Amen to that :sing:
hey, judge people :sing:
what have you got against us turks anyway :sing:

[SummonerYuna]

Hey! I think we should be friends with the truks... I feel like that the Judges are bad. We need to bring peace into the world. lol!!!

[Psychotic]

The Judges are nothing anymore.Yeah, if only we had someone who got 18 nominations in our gang we'd be totally worthy...

[Hawkeye]

What a bunch of kiss-asses

[Psychotic]

I'll kiss YOUR ass.

[WarZidane]

You would.

[Psychotic]

I'd kiss yours too, but, y'know, ew.

[Spiffing Cheese]

How come we ended up with Shoden?

What splendid fun this is!

[Tasura]

The Judges still have strong leadership, but in the backgroud, things are being done. And bladen was exilled due to disobeying orders.

[SummonerYuna]

I see.... so what do you think we should do to the traitors?????

[Tasura]

I see.... so what do you think we should do to the traitors?????

torture them slowly with as many different and painfull impliments as possible.

[Azure Chrysanthemum]

Draw and quarter them, obviously.

[Psychotic]

Pull down their pants and put them in a garbage can upside down.

[SummonerYuna]

Hey! Go on the turks thread and look at their cool sig! I think someone should make one even better! Not with harsh works though..

[Tasura]

Draw and quarter them, obviously.

that'll work too.

[Miriel]

*chops off Psychotic's fingers*

[Vyk]

Finger-foods?

[Psychotic]

I wouldn't eat my fingers if I were you. You don't know where they've been...although I sure do. :jokey:

[SummonerYuna]

Haha!! good one Phy. anyway, Guess what... PiP is calling us weak!!

[Madonna]

We do not have to kill anyone. In fact, I'd rather not.

Jail is so much more effective.

Not cost-effective, you say? Nonsense; just don't feed, water, and otherwise take care of your prisoners!

Here's an ad about the Judges' jails!
http://akusui.net/_lynxius/_leech/eoff-gang_judge-jail.png

[ZeZipster]

The Judges make me feel uncomfortable.

:(

[SummonerYuna]

We do not have to kill anyone. In fact, I'd rather not.


Jail is so much more effective.

Not cost-effective, you say? Nonsense; just don't feed, water, and otherwise take care of your prisoners!

Here's an ad about the Judges' jails!
http://akusui.net/_lynxius/_leech/eoff-gang_judge-jail.png


Yeah! I think we should be good people! What do ya'll say??

[Madonna]

It's been said. We aren't trolls or thugs; we are Judges. We uphold what's right, according to our own laws. Some may call us vigilantes, but a more appropriate word is "righteous".

[SummonerYuna]

YEY! I agree with this guy. We are good people, and we are the first ones that are going to make peace!

[Psychotic]

Yeah, let's make peace by killing everyone who isn't one of us!

Then there'd be peace. :)

[SummonerYuna]

Seriously Phy...

[Madonna]

That would bring about the aim of peace, but I think we can all prosper with a little war and more business.

One of our primary methods of gaining money is raiding other gang's hideouts for illegal substances, weapons, and imported slaves and use them for our benefit (i.e., we sell their drugs, their weapons, and welcome otherwise indentured servants/prostitutes into our ranks or under our protection).

[SummonerYuna]

Ha! Okay!

[Bowser]

I'm still here, but I'm not sure I would be a very good scribe. I don't really get a lot of chances to go online, so maybe I can be the co-scribe.

[Madonna]

More silly things concerning the insane amount of cash we have:

We offer protection. It's not that cheap "protection" you get where we don't trash your store if you don't pay up; it's been proven that Judges armed with Law Cards cut down the crime rate in any given store they stop at!

We also control the airport; while not really the "owners", we do see what goes in and out and have a say if it can or cannot. We also use it to smuggle people in or out of EoFF, as is necessary (for reinforcements or to get a guy to safety).

I wonder what other inane things I can decree.

I hope Hsu gets here soon and stops me from going on a power-binge. :|

[-N-]

Psy isn't doing much - so I suppose do whatever you want. Declare some stances or something.

[Ultima Shadow]

From now on, I'm officially the coolest guy in this gang!

Why?

Because I say so! :greenie:

[Madonna]

Psy isn't the boss of me!

As for stances, I really rather leave that to Hsu. Watch me say something silly, like we're allies with the Turks. :|

[SammieBabe]

I am still investigating the death of Germ Hamee. Any assistance anyone can offer, please PM me with it ASAP.

[Madonna]

NEWS FLASH!!!
Miriel has murdered Loony BoB. The death occurred after BoB walked in on Miriel and one Sexy McAwesome. The three of them reportedly dragged a fight down the stairs into the middle of the restaurant. It was unclear what the argument began with, however there was much shouting about some kind of evil plot. Miriel shot at BoB before he could reveal any further. Del Murder allegedly was trying to calm the situation down when the firing occurred, and had flung himself into the line of fire just a second too early, falling flat on his face a moment before Miriel fired the shot. Some people say he was valiantly defending his gang member, some say he was just trying to save his own butt as he thought Sexy McAwesome was about to fire at him. Others say he tripped.I shall dedicate part of my busy schedule into hunting down Miriel myself. I cannot allow such a crazed murderer run amok.

Also, between my own psychotic rantings, I am assisting my dear SB in the hunt for Germ's killer(s).

[Miriel]

Oh yeah? You want a piece of this Coco boy? I'll take you down, and your mama too.

[Madonna]

You'll come with me, quietly or not.

[Doomie]

I still have no clue what's going on, but yay team.

[Raistlin]

Namingway (the faction ruled by me, anyway) pledges its support for the hunting down of the very dangerous serial killer, Miriel.

[Miriel]

You'll come with me, quietly or not.
*machine guns your ass*

[Madonna]

http://akusui.net/_lynxius/_leech/eoff-judges_cardspin-red.gif

I hate that our chase couldn't be of another sort, my dear.

[SammieBabe]

Its a shame when obliteration is necessary. But it will make for a good time.

[Miriel]

http://akusui.net/_lynxius/_leech/eoff-judges_cardspin-red.gif

I hate that our chase couldn't be of another sort, my dear.
You be quiet now, you're dead.

[-N-]

Really? He seems rather alive to me.

[SummonerYuna]

So what's the red card for and what's the yellow card for??

[Ultima Shadow]

I still have no clue what's going on, but yay team.Who cares? The only thing that matters is that I rock twice as much as anyone else. :greenie:

[SummonerYuna]

So we are against the Turks right??

[Primus Inter Pares]

I am still investigating the death of Germ Hamee. Any assistance anyone can offer, please PM me with it ASAP.
I know who knows who did it.

[WarZidane]

This is for that assassination attempt on Shauna which i KNOW you evil judges planned.

*goes on a tour of drive-by shooting in the Judges territory*

[Ultima Shadow]

Oh yeah... and one more thing... give me a good rank, or else I'll e-mail all of you some Shakespear x Hamlet porn videos. :)

[SammieBabe]

I know who knows who did it.

You will speak or you will die.

[SummonerYuna]

HEY YOU GUYS!! I NEED HELP IN THE SHUMI TRIBE!!! THEY"RE TRYING TO SHHOT ME! ! But they missed. hahahah!!

[Primus Inter Pares]

I think you will die first feeble Judge.

[SummonerYuna]

*I don't think so mister*

[WarZidane]

Oh yes indeed :greenie:

*still drive-by shooting through this territory*

[KoShiatar]

No, she won't.

[SammieBabe]

I may die, but it will not be at the hand of a Turk.

You will tell me what you know, or you will pay handsomely.

[SummonerYuna]

Primus, you better tell us who it is before i shoot you. *get's gun ready and aim's*

[WarZidane]

Oh sure, i'll pay.








With BULLETS!
This one's for my fellow turks at the Corneo Gang's hotel
*shoots 50 heat-seeking missiles into Judges territory*

[Primus Inter Pares]

I may die, but it will not be at the hand of a Turk.

You will tell me what you know, or you will pay handsomely.
I killed him, and will do the same to any who stand in the turks way.

[Bowser]

I say alliance with the Shumi Tribe. Long live the Judge Dynasty! Boo the Turk Dynasty!

[SammieBabe]

So you take responsiblility?!

[Primus Inter Pares]

Clearly.

[WarZidane]

Judges are as slow as they seem :D

[themagicroundabout]

and he would have got away with it, too, if it wasnt for you meddling kids!

EDIT: pretend that was after PiP's confession, OKAY? :excited:

[Shoden]

I told you the Turks killed Germy.

[SummonerYuna]

No! WE are not going to be allies with the shumi tribe. Never! Man, They tried to shoot me.

[Rengori]

I may die, but it will not be at the hand of a Turk.*kills*
*shoots Yuna*

[SummonerYuna]

*kills*
*shoots Yuna*

*dodges again*

*retreats* Why are you trying to kill me?? *gone..*

[Shauna]

This is for that assassination attempt on Shauna which i KNOW you evil judges planned.

That's right! Avenge me! *coma*

[Rengori]

*dodges again*

*retreats* Why are you trying to kill me?? *gone..*
You're a judge. Duh. And we want to side with the turks.