The Turks

[WarZidane]

Rumor has it that PiP proved his allegiance to us Turks by assassinating a member of the Judges, but PiP has not yet confirmed or denied this. =o

[Primus Inter Pares]

And I won't do either at present time.

[Resha]

Throw him in jail, pronto. Save yourselves, Turkeys! Gobble gobble the murderer in the oven where he belongs!

[Meat Puppet]

I vote we take out TurkSlayer.

[themagicroundabout]

Amen to that :mog:

[Resha]

Baby. :lol: Turkslayer is a noble man. Leave him alone. (Until he slays you, gobble gobble.)

[Primus Inter Pares]

Indeed, Turkslayer and the rest of the Judges will fall.

[Black Angel]

Yes...The Judges must succumb to their fate, I say!

[Dreddz]

I say we interiogate PiP till he spills the ketchup......

[Primus Inter Pares]

eestlinc, our leader, knows the story behind it all.

He has accepted.

[themagicroundabout]

that's enough for me :)
i say we embrace all new comers with open arms and open minds :spin:
and free cake too, if we can stretch ourselves that far! :excited:

[Rainecloud]

that's enough for me :)
i say we embrace all new comers with open arms and open minds :spin:
and free cake too, if we can stretch ourselves that far! :excited:

You Turks are far too nice and friendly.

You'll be getting a sugarpie honeybunch reputation if you keep this up.

[The Jamie Star Scenario]

I agree! We need to execute someone!

[WarZidane]

Our target should be Bladen. As we speak, men are scourging the city for his hideout. He must pay!

[Resha]

Even though it goes against every fibre of my being, I am attracted to The Jamie Star Scenario's sig like dumb bugs are to the light. It's bee-yoo-tiful. :love:

[Rainecloud]

Our target should be Bladen. As we speak, men are scourging the city for his hideout. He must pay!

I recommend execution by guillotine.

It's always been the most unintentionally hilarious way of killing someone.

[Primus Inter Pares]

I've been searching for his whereabouts for awhile now.

By that I mean, of course, having dinner at the 'bo.

[The Jamie Star Scenario]

Even though it goes against every fibre of my being, I am attracted to The Jamie Star Scenario's sig like dumb bugs are to the light. It's bee-yoo-tiful. :love:Why thank you.

[themagicroundabout]

I agree! We need to execute someone!
meat puppet and i working on it ;)
i think :)

[Old Manus]

Execute as in this, I'm sure

http://members.lycos.co.uk/neil64/Eggsecute.JPG

[The Jamie Star Scenario]

All Pokémon are allied with the Turks.

[Rainecloud]

All Pokémon are allied with the Turks.

Except for Koffing and Weezing. They're with us.

[Old Manus]

missingno ftfc

[Strider]

So PiP is a Turk now... interesting, I guess, but I'll believe his loyalty when I see it.

[Primus Inter Pares]

You have seen it.

[Dreddz]

But we havent seen a speech now have we, I still Consider you Judge unless we have speech....

[ZeZipster]

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[The Jamie Star Scenario]

So what are our policies and stuff? What do we do exactly and what position do I have? I figure I should be someone very important; it is what I was born to be!


<img src="http://img328.imageshack.us/img328/8128/theturkssig3jp.gif" border="0" width="480" alt="Image Hosted by ImageShack.us" />Awesome, it is a shame Lezza isn't a Turk though :(

[Strider]

In eestlinc's absence, everything will run through me. Let's make that clear. I don't want any kind of threats, unless they're directed at the Judges.

We have plenty of business to attend to. Send me a PM and I'll let you know what's going on.

[Shoden]

You all suck.

[ZeZipster]

So what are our policies and stuff? What do we do exactly and what position do I have? I figure I should be someone very important; it is what I was born to be!

Awesome, it is a shame Lezza isn't a Turk though :(

Well the image I used I took from the Before Crisis official website, I didn't really edit anyone out.

BTW: shouldn't the turks color be orange? Specifically #feb207

[Miriel]

*Castrates eestlinc*

[The Jamie Star Scenario]

Well the image I used I took from the Before Crisis official website, I didn't really edit anyone out.

BTW: shouldn't the turks color be orange? Specifically #feb207No, I meant the 55kb, Leeza will destory it :(

[CloudDragon]

Sign me up.

EDIT: Someone tried to claim me with the Fat Chocobos. Turks, save me!

[Vyk]

I think Miriel is trying to get us in trouble

Pay no attention to her. She ... has a strange sense of humor

[Miriel]

Damn straight!

EDIT: This isn't about humor, this is about gangs of EoFF. We're supposed to be killing each other with butcher knives and pitchforks. Get with the program!

[Strider]

R.O.U.S.?

[ZeZipster]

No, I meant the 55kb, Leeza will destory it :(

Oh now I feel like a doofus. Fixed.

[Strider]

Take your stabbity urge to the Judges, Miriel!~

[Miriel]

One, two, three, four, I declare a gang war.

[Tifa's Real Lover(really]

*eats popcorn*

[Strider]

Jamie Star, themagicroundabout, WZ, one of you guys PM me.

[Deaths_Hand]

what shall be my partake in this
as Chimaira once said, "May guns rise to kill me"

[Strider]

We'll have something for you soon, DH. Patience is a virtue.

[XxSephirothxX]

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Now the Turks are in style.

[SummonerYuna]

So.. I see you guys have a cool sig..

[The Jamie Star Scenario]

Yes!
And we are cool in general.

[Vyk]

It wasn't about that, but it sure shootin' is now. Nobody did anything to us. You went after them unprovoked. But we are kindred, and I'll watch your back, no matter the insuing insanity.

[SummonerYuna]

Yes!
And we are cool in general.

lol! YEah you guys are cooL! But, so are we! :D

[ZeZipster]

So.. I see you guys have a cool sig..

Yes, and you could have it too.

Come join us. You'll get a free suit. The Judges don't give you free suits, do they? Exactly.

[The Jamie Star Scenario]

Defect the Judges! They do not deserve you!

[Strider]

We're always open to a change of heart.

[ZeZipster]

Yes! PiP did it, and look at him!

[The Jamie Star Scenario]

Ask him.

[ZeZipster]

Will bob let me??

He better.

[The Jamie Star Scenario]

Oh don't ask him, he'll say no apparently :)
You'll have to live with your Judges, I do feel sorry for you though.

[SummonerYuna]

I'm with the Judges and always will be! I will not give up on them!:D

[Denmark]

Firstly, my sig is the best and coolest and wittiest ever.

Secondly, I find it just a bit odd that like all my best EoFF friends are Judges and I am a Turk, but like, all the Turks are similar. You know what I mean? No? Good.

Thirdly, PIE FIGHT!

[Primus Inter Pares]

What is this treachery?

[themagicroundabout]

good for you.
you know what?
i think we should have a big gang fancy dress party :)
how about it? :excited:

[WarZidane]

But Denkmark, i'm a turk!

[ZeZipster]

Firstly, my sig is the best and coolest and wittiest ever.

Secondly, I find it just a bit odd that like all my best EoFF friends are Judges and I am a Turk, but like, all the Turks are similar. You know what I mean? No? Good.

Thirdly, PIE FIGHT!

I'm not one of your best EoFF friends?
:cry:

[Rengori]

The moment Miriel starts a war between you and the Shumi, I'm coming over here.

[SummonerYuna]

We judges are going to take over all of eoff city!!! Muwahahahhaha!!!

[themagicroundabout]

no you're not!
not if...Denmark has anything to say about it! :excited:

[SummonerYuna]

Oh yes we are. Ha! WE allready got a 1/2 of it! HAHAHAAA!!!:D :D :D

[Primus Inter Pares]

See!

The capitalist judges have imperialistic ambitions.

[DK]

I can't be arsed to read the thread because I just got in from work and I'm tired but PiP only moved because he wanted sex and lots of it. And he'll get it, too.

[Primus Inter Pares]

I can't be arsed to read the thread because I just got in from work and I'm tired but PiP only moved because he wanted sex and lots of it. And he'll get it, too.
I already said this, in this thread :D

[Tifa's Real Lover(really]

out of popcorn:(

[Denmark]

I'm surprised I'm even bothering to post here while this whole thing is going on. :D

[Raistlin]

Namingway formally ends its alliance with Turks, claiming it was signed under false pretenses and the former leader was merely a pawn of the Turks.

[DK]

Fine by us. All arms that were going to be delivered to the Namingways have hereby been cancelled, and now we're going to kill all of you. Have a good day. :D

[Raistlin]

We have plenty of trade with the Fat Chocobos and Judges (and their trade partners, Corneos). We have plenty of arms to kill you pesky Turks. And lest you forget, I have my army of Knee-High Asians.

[Old Manus]

The Turks represent Capitalism therefore must pay

[Loony BoB]

NEWS FLASH!!!
edczxcvbnm and Sephex found dead in Corneo's Gang territory. Police say it was suicide. No other comments made. ...at all.

[DK]

We run the arms industry, we cut your supply, you're screwed. And vastly outgunned. :D

And I'm not entirely worried. They're going to be too busy trying to hump Psychotic's leg.

[Tifa's Real Lover(really]

no way

[themagicroundabout]

oh no!
naughty corneo's! :monocle:

[Dreddz]

Am I dead yet ?

[Rengori]

Yes.

[themagicroundabout]

we need something more interesting in our thread
our gang needs a purpose, im not quite so clear what we're supposed to be all about, so, what say we throw about some ideas as to what The Turks should do next?
hopefully, it will involve nachos :)
cant get enough nachos

[KuRt]

our gang needs a purpose, im not quite so clear what we're supposed to be all about
You already HAVE a purpose, you suck.

[DK]

We're looking out for the Fat Chocobo's, as Neel and I are close friends. Other than that, just other means to fund our activities. Any money making schemes you can think of, go for it. Also, I figure seeing as we have lots of firepower, we should become mercenaries of sorts and hire our services to the smaller gangs if they need it.

[themagicroundabout]

oh
OH! :(

[SummonerYuna]

So turks.. wha's new??

[Rengori]

So turks.. wha's new??
*pulls out machine gun and starts firing*

[DK]

And also I want themagicroundabout to head up his own special division of "Nacho looting", and his sole purpose will be looting and consuming Nacho's.

[Shauna]

I think you should avenge me. *coma*

[SummonerYuna]

*pulls out machine gun and starts firing*

*dodges and shoots back at ya* :shoot:

[DK]

We would if we could. We will, however, fund your medical bills. I will also bring you grapes in hospital :love:

Edit: Get the fighting out of our turf.

[Shauna]

Oh, thanks! Grapes, that I cannot eat. *coma*

[Rengori]

*dodges and shoots back at ya* :shoot:
*dodges and shoots back at ya* :shoot:

[Del Snizz]

Ladies and gentlemen of the Turks,

I've been authorized to speak on behalf of Corneo's Gang, and we humbly wish to extend our condolences on your loss of edczxcvbnm and Sephex. We deeply regret that this tragedy happened within our jurisdiction, and we feel compelled to offer our assistance in bringing the offenders to justice. To this end, we have been able to track down a lead on the case. PM me for details.

[DK]

Oh, thanks! Grapes, that I cannot eat. *coma*

They're for decoration. :cool:

[XxSephirothxX]

I propose we perform surgical low-yield nuclear missile strikes at each hat-producing and umbrella-producing factory in the city, then set up our own factories to create a monopoly on hatwear. Then everyone else will have to come to us for hatwear, or risk getting a headcold next time it rains. Or simply look out of style.

[SummonerYuna]

...

[DK]

Perhaps Azar, Perhaps. In the meantime, would you mind PMing Del and getting the lowdown on the situation for us?

[-N-]

Noooo... no hat killing.

[SummonerYuna]

I'm sorry to all of you.. please forgive me..

[DK]

Noooo... no hat killing.

Ah, of course. No, this will not do. No hat killing.

[Loony BoB]

NEWS FLASH!!!
Omi4000 and Roogle die in Turks/Judges shootout. Tensions rise.

[Tifa's Real Lover(really]

nOOOOOOOOOOOOO

[The Jamie Star Scenario]

Other than that, just other means to fund our activities. Any money making schemes you can think of, go for it. Also, I figure seeing as we have lots of firepower, we should become mercenaries of sorts and hire our services to the smaller gangs if they need it.Lets have a bake sale!

[XxSephirothxX]

Noooo... no hat killing.
Come on now, Neel, you know the Turks would produce the finest quality hats money can buy.

Example:
http://www.spookshop.com/images/pimps/purple_pimp_hat.jpg

[boris no no]

omg
look at me
i am a turk
B)

[-N-]

Turks, Judges, please, let's exercise some restraint here. We at Fat Chocobo's are willing to provide our private conference room for resolution of this conflict. Please send by a representative, preferably someone with some influence over the rest of your gang, to discuss alternatives to violent conflict.

[boris no no]

We're looking out for the Fat Chocobo's, as Neel and I are close friends. Other than that, just other means to fund our activities. Any money making schemes you can think of, go for it. Also, I figure seeing as we have lots of firepower, we should become mercenaries of sorts and hire our services to the smaller gangs if they need it.
*sells body*
can i be the resident whore? :D

[ZeZipster]

*sells body*
can i be the resident whore? :D

No this is The Turks not Corneo's Gang feel free to kick ass though.

[SummonerYuna]

Hey Turks! We are having a conference between you guys and us at the conference room. PLease join us there and we will talk. Thank you.

[WarZidane]

We need volunteers for that conference, two to be exact :o

I volunteer, of course.

[-N-]

We would appreciate more Turks showing to the peace meetings, as a show of good will if nothing more.

[SummonerYuna]

please discuss who is coming. it's 3 war and zezip are two and you need one more

[The Jamie Star Scenario]

I'll go if I must, but I don't think I will be nice. Unless the meeting is at The Cake and Bacon, then I would have to be nice.
Looks like you have 3 :'(

[boris no no]

No this is The Turks not Corneo's Gang feel free to kick ass though.
i can be a kick ass whore! like in sin city B)
we girls know how to look after ourselves

EDIT: Kyono has allowed me to be official whore to the turks B) any ladiez want to join me we can spread drinks and delights to all the strong boys of our gang. We can also visit good neighbouring gangs but only if one of our fellows are with us, dont want to get killed now do we ;) so any strapping lads that want to help us out ;) you get the special treatment

oh and dont go near the judges unless you have a horrific and disfiguring STD :D

[Deaths_Hand]

im still alive? :o

[XxSephirothxX]

We surviving Turks must fortify our borders and remain vigilant against new threats! The Fat Chocobos may be more dangerous than we realized.

[The Jamie Star Scenario]

So when are we having that bake sale?

[WarZidane]

Avenge us, ye brave turks.

*goes back to the grave*

[Denmark]

*purchases boris no no's services*

[boris no no]

*purchases boris no no's services*
score! :D

[Doomie]

Wed need to settle our differences before it's too late!

[boris no no]

Wed need to settle our differences before it's too late!
sounds like a set up to me....

[Rengori]

Actually, I wanna be a Turk.

[Shauna]

Sadly, I cannot become allies with you again. I apologise, but after the massacre... I appreciate the help you gave the Namingway's. I hope to be able to trade with you... or something! :D

[boris no no]

Sadly, I cannot become allies with you again. I apologise, but after the massacre... I appreciate the help you gave the Namingway's. I hope to be able to trade with you... or something! :D
^^ *whores*

[Shauna]

Wait... I take that back.

I needed to give it more thought. I offer our hand or friendship in these difficult times. Will you accept?

[boris no no]

I dunno if i can say yes or not.
I'm not really in high power :( it shall be talked about i'm sure!

[Shauna]

Yes. Once Strider is about, I'm sure he'll agree. :D We're old friends.

[boris no no]

Yes. Once Strider is about, I'm sure he'll agree. :D We're old friends.
^^ i shall have to poke him into letting me have power for whoring. i want to make an empire for the turks bwaahahahaha! all allied gangs welcome :P

[Jiro]

Bake sale eh? i've an idea. Who's the Turk Leader. I'll pm them my idea.
But for now....*straps many weapons to body. neo/Keannu Reeves style trenchcoat*
Let's get this on! *wanders towards enemy gang territory* (I said enemy gang territory, not allied gangs)

[boris no no]

but...you're not a Turk!

[Lord Xehanort]

Um... guys? Why was I removed from the Turks? If you don't know, I'll ask Loony BoB.

[Loony BoB]

Surviving Turks: Azar, Blue Angel, boris no no, Death's Hand, Denmark, Dreddz, eestlinc, Jess, Levian, Meat Puppet, Primus Inter Pares, Shiny_Griever, Strider, The Jamie Star Scenario, themagicroundabout.

Ansem: Sadly, you did not survive the massacre.

[Lord Xehanort]

I'm dead already!?

WHAT MASSACRE!?

[The Jamie Star Scenario]

What a silly-billy *snipes* @ Cloud

[Shauna]

Jamie Star, Strider told me to contact you in his absense. Will you accept the Namingway's hand of friendship?

[Winter Nights]

Wow.. Dead, huh? Awesome.

[Kirobaito]

This is the last time I ever spend a day Christmas shopping. I come back and I'm dead. ;]

[Deaths_Hand]

wow, im still alive, i expected to be one of the first killed

[Loony BoB]

And so Tasura and the Turks and Namingway's Hood returned to the Turks territory to celebrate. Tasura stepped outside at some point with Shauna to toast to a plan well ... well, planned. And around that point, the building the rest of the Turks were in promptly blew up.

And that was the end of the Turks.

[ZeZipster]

R.I.P. Turks.

We were killed not because we were weak, but because we were feared by all because of our supreme ass-kicking abilities.

[Tasura]

Or so you say, you messed with my family, I messed with you.

[Vyk]

You goof. They allied and protected her first XD

[Tasura]

Fine it was because they did something or other awhile ago and such.

[ZeZipster]

I was trying to be dramatic tyvm.

[eestlinc]

man we rocked.

[Dr. Casey]

Did you all know there's a group in Final Fantasy 7 called the Turks?

[eestlinc]

holy <img src="/xxx.gif"><img src="/xxx.gif"><img src="/xxx.gif"><img src="/xxx.gif"> man!

[Deaths_Hand]

i had no idea there were turks in ff7 [/sarcasm]

[ZeZipster]

Did you all know there's a group in Final Fantasy 7 called the Turks?


Pffffffft

Only rejects play Final Fantasy.

[Caspian]

Well I'm glad I never skulling got in.

[Primus Inter Pares]

As long as the memory of the Turks survive...

oh sod that I want to know what happened to me.

[Tasura]

you died PiP, all the Turks and Judges got wiped out.

[The Jamie Star Scenario]

Wait, what happened?

[Primus Inter Pares]

Hurray!

[Dreddz]

If the turks are dead, then why do I have the title by my name....

[Shauna]

You were blown up! Blown up! Bwahahahaha!

[boris no no]

so like...why am i still a turk? unless i'm dying or something :O
oh wait no
i am no longer a turk
;____; i am saddened by this now

[Jiro]

but i wasn't a turk! i still fight for the turkdom! *steps on one of my own bombs i set up in judge territory* Oh crap!
(And so ends the war of the better 2 gangs)

[Shauna]

...Dude, the Judges and the Turks got defeated. Just stop. :D It's over.

[Jess]

I was supposed to live! LIVE I TELL YOU. :(

[Deaths_Hand]

at least the judges got defeated, that makes me feel a little better

[Levian]

why are there only a few turks left? :( I feel lonely. which is why I'm going to listen to THE EYE OF THE TIGER. 20 times on repeat and train my muscles to the size of a steam boat and CRUSH every opponent in my way, while listening to the eye of the tiger for the 21st time.

edit: oh wait. I'm not a turk either. oh well, at least I have steam boat muscles.

[Black Angel]

What did we die for? Nothing, that's what...All we did was get drunk...:mad:

[Loony BoB]

These kind of threads are not tolerated in Feedback. They have nothing to do with feedback, actually. *closes*