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Loony BoB
12-22-2005, 01:07 AM
Okay, in this thread I hope you can all just pretend you don't have a gang, so it's easier to organise things.

First, read the announcement.

1) Ideas are welcome, however I'd rather you PM me with them so I can check them out easier and surprise people with the ones that go ahead and not disappoint people with the rejected ones.
2) I may be in a gang but I won't run it. In case you're wondering.
3) I want hierarchies, so I suggest you at the very least decide on leaders. Good luck with that much. :D
4) Nobody will be choosing gangs, at least not anytime soon.
5) If you do NOT want to be involved AT ALL, PM me saying so.

And now, the gangs.

Corneo's Gang - City Central Gang

Fat Chocobo's - Restaurant Based Commercial Gang
Leader: Neel
Enforcer: Del Murder
Restaurant Head: Kentarou
Spokesguy: Loony BoB

Namingway's Hood - Rising Gang in the Commercial Port

Spoony Bards - Entertainers-turned-Gangsters from the Docks

The Judges - Powerful Suburban Gang
Don: Psychotic
Caporegimes: SammieBabe (General Things), Bowser (Correspondence), Tasura (Strike Team).
Consigliere: Primus Inter Pares
PiP's team: Hsu, Chocolate Thief Locke.
Pip's senator: Resha.
Tassle's team: Behold the Void, Bladen, Mo-Nercy.
Tassle's senator: SummonerYuna
Public Relations: Rye.
Rye's team: Mitch.

The Shumi Tribe - Hardmen Livin' in the Ghetto

The Turks - Powerful Industrial Gang
Leader: eestlinc

VampireCrono's Gang - VampireCrono

eestlinc
12-22-2005, 01:10 AM
Turks are at the top of the hierarchy.

Loony BoB
12-22-2005, 01:11 AM
I mean as in within the gangs. :)

eestlinc
12-22-2005, 01:12 AM
all gangs are led by a Turk Overlord.

Sapphiresea
12-22-2005, 01:14 AM
Hey, what are the gangs for!???

Loony BoB
12-22-2005, 01:16 AM
Sapph: Please read the announcement. :D

eest: I'm trying to make something out of this, let's see if we can, eh? :p I hope for it to be more than just a day of havoc, believe it or not.

eestlinc
12-22-2005, 01:17 AM
I'm trying to make something out of my gang!

Loony BoB
12-22-2005, 01:18 AM
Cool then :D just let me know if you have an internal heirarchy at any point. :up:

Psychotic
12-22-2005, 01:22 AM
I'm going to make it into a day of havoc just because I don't like you.

eestlinc
12-22-2005, 01:24 AM
Im the leader, we're working on others.

Light Mage
12-22-2005, 01:35 AM
How will all the members of each gang know who has leadership, and what roles and such, etc.?

And also, how do you find out who the other members in your gang are?

Loony BoB
12-22-2005, 01:36 AM
How will all the members of each gang know who has leadership, and what roles and such, etc.?
They read the threads and watch people either organise themselves or fight it out.

For anyone interested...
<img src="http://static.howstuffworks.com/gif/mafia-family-tree.jpg" />

The leader of each family is known as the boss, or don. All major decisions are made by the boss, and money made by the family ultimately flows to him. The boss's authority is needed to resolve disputes and keep everyone in line.


Sammy Gravano, notorious for turning state's evidence against Mafia boss John Gotti, was an underboss in the Gambino family.

Just below the boss is the underboss. The underboss is the second in command, although the amount of power he wields can vary. Some underbosses resolve disputes without involving the boss. Some are groomed to replace the boss if he is old or in danger of going to jail.

Beneath the underboss are several capos. The number of capos varies depending on the overall size of the family. A capo acts like a lieutenant, leading his own section of the family. He has specific activities that he operates. The capo's territory may be defined geographically (as in, "everything west of 14th Street belongs to Louie 'The Key' DiBartolo.") or by the rackets he operates ("Alfonze 'Big Al' Maggioli is in charge of illegal gambling."). The key to being a successful capo is making money. The capo keeps some of the money his rackets earn and then passes the rest up to the underboss and boss.

The "dirty work" is done by the soldiers. A soldier is the lowest rank among made men. They're part of the family, but they hold little power and make relatively little money. The number of soldiers that belong to any given capo can vary tremendously.

In addition to soldiers, the Mafia will use associates. Associates are not actual members of the Mafia, but they work with Mafia soldiers and capos on various criminal enterprises. An associate is simply someone who works with the mob, including anyone from a burglar or drug dealer to a lawyer, investment banker, police officer or politician.

There is one other position within the family that is somewhat legendary -- the consigliere. The consigliere is not supposed to be part of the family's hierarchy. He is supposed to act as an advisor and make impartial decisions based on fairness rather than personal feelings or vendettas. This position is meant to elected by the members of the family, rather than appointed by the boss. In reality, consiglieres are sometimes appointed and are not always impartial.

Light Mage
12-22-2005, 01:41 AM
So each tribe has it's own "official" thread?

Are they stickied?

rubah
12-22-2005, 01:42 AM
You gotta make sure your consigliere is a scicilian.

This is where Teddie (vampirecrono) will own us as he will have to be his own consigliere and will own us all!

We tried stickying threads. It ended up in violent gang warfare.

Loony BoB
12-22-2005, 01:42 AM
You'll find the threads are in this forum, below this thread. :p

Psychotic
12-22-2005, 01:45 AM
Haha, I started forming our gang into these ranks without even looking at this thread. :laugh:

Light Mage
12-22-2005, 01:50 AM
Heeey! Where'd you get your sig from at such short notice?

Or did you know something I didn't...?

Skarr
12-22-2005, 02:04 AM
The Corneo gang is too cool for this crap, we'll go rock out to some band. ;P

Roto13
12-22-2005, 03:39 AM
I'm still confused. I'm happy to be a Spoony Bard, but I have no clue how it happened!

EDIT: Nevermind....

Winter Nights
12-22-2005, 04:00 AM
You know, it occurs to me that most sites that have this sort of thing usually give clans/guilds/gangs/whatever their own forum. I'd prefer that, rather that fill up the feedback forum with such things.

Shlup
12-22-2005, 04:00 AM
Please read the announcement. :D
Oh, there's an announcement. That might help. *reads*

Jebus
12-22-2005, 04:07 AM
So we're more like the mafia, instead of a street gang?

Alrighty then.

Loony BoB
12-22-2005, 04:15 AM
It can be either.

Map!
This map is based on an Excel map which ensured all gangs were given a fair amount of territory according to their members. It'll do.

rubah
12-22-2005, 04:19 AM
You know, it occurs to me that most sites that have this sort of thing usually give clans/guilds/gangs/whatever their own forum. I'd prefer that, rather that fill up the feedback forum with such things.
What else would we fill the feedback forum with?
Spam?

Loony BoB
12-22-2005, 04:20 AM
You know, it occurs to me that most sites that have this sort of thing usually give clans/guilds/gangs/whatever their own forum. I'd prefer that, rather that fill up the feedback forum with such things.
This won't be a permanent enough thing to warrant private forums.

DK
12-22-2005, 04:21 AM
Says you.

TURKS FOR LIFE

Del Murder
12-22-2005, 04:22 AM
What's wrong with GC then?

Loony BoB
12-22-2005, 04:27 AM
What's wrong with GC then?
Easier to control here. Also, it doesn't exactly drown out too many active threads.

XxSephirothxX
12-22-2005, 04:28 AM
This won't be a permanent enough thing to warrant private forums.

Not permanent enough for private forums, as in, separate ones for each, or not permanent enough for a private forum at all?

Primus Inter Pares
12-22-2005, 04:29 AM
Exactly, I love you BoB :D

May your Loony title remain.

Hawkeye
12-22-2005, 04:31 AM
We are the Suburban gang. We're the ones that supply babies to the turks, so we rule.

Loony BoB
12-22-2005, 04:31 AM
Once you guys have anything on official lines, let me know who's who in your gangs and I'll edit them into the first post.

Vyk
12-22-2005, 04:48 AM
I am enjoying this. But I hope it gets serious soon. Its been too long since I had a good role-play

-N-
12-22-2005, 04:54 AM
Well well well, how is Kentarou the restaurant head if I'm serving everyone here? :p

Loony BoB
12-22-2005, 04:56 AM
Well well well, how is Kentarou the restaurant head if I'm serving everyone here? :p
More than one restaurant. =] He takes care of the more trivial matters while you're covering more political matters. Ensures the chain makes business and reports to you.

Zell's Fists of Fury
12-22-2005, 10:17 AM
yo man im redy to throw down wit sum bichz when do we RUMBL man im REDY fo dat shiz

Light Mage
12-22-2005, 10:45 AM
The Shumi Tribe - Hardmen Livin' in the Ghetto

Does that make me the Flower Boy from the slums?

Lionx
12-22-2005, 11:39 AM
Does that make me the Flower Boy from the slums?


The one that gets paid for more than just flowers yes ;o

Old Manus
12-22-2005, 11:46 AM
wassup homies i am a rep friznom tha phat chocobos n i W-to-tha-izzy ta say that y-aw S-to-tha-izzuck from tha streets of tha L-B-C. Snoop heffner mixed with a little bit of doggy flint - hataz, better recognize. Hollaz to the East Side. phat chocobos ftw

Reine
12-22-2005, 01:13 PM
So, now our small gang needs to develop a heirachy? Hmm

Loony BoB
12-22-2005, 04:02 PM
NEWSFLASH!!!

In breaking news, Primus Inter Pares has seemingly left The Judges, where he had a high ranking position as Consigliere, and joined The Turks. No news yet as to why he has done this, and no comment has yet come from either side, or PiP himself...

NEWSFLASH!!!
Judges soldier Germ Hamee was found on the side of a road outside town today after seemingly being shot in the back of the head.

Raistlin
12-22-2005, 04:53 PM
Wait, what now? =o

Namingway's Hood? uh...k

A memberlist for each gang would be nice. :p

Dreddz
12-22-2005, 04:55 PM
does this mean that Germ Hamee is gone for good
Holy crap, I could be next, arrggghhhh

Loony BoB
12-22-2005, 04:56 PM
Wait, what now? =o

Namingway's Hood? uh...k

A memberlist for each gang would be nice. :p
I try to keep this as updated as possible however it can vary in minor detail: http://www.eyesonff.com/BoB/test.htm

Raistlin
12-22-2005, 04:59 PM
I try to keep this as updated as possible however it can vary in minor detail: http://www.eyesonff.com/BoB/test.htm
What the hell gang did you put me in, the Newbie Gang? >=o

Loony BoB
12-22-2005, 05:02 PM
What the hell gang did you put me in, the Newbie Gang? >=o
I found it pretty funny too. :D Member placements were completely random.

Raistlin
12-22-2005, 05:03 PM
So how come mine's the smallest? >=o

And can you join different gangs or will I have to just kill everyone off and rise to power myself?

Loony BoB
12-22-2005, 05:07 PM
So how come mine's the smallest? >=o

And can you join different gangs or will I have to just kill everyone off and rise to power myself?
The gang sizes were decided before member placement went ahead, and you can't join other gangs just yet (although if you want to PM me with an idea for a "plot" twist, go ahead). It is however possible to kill people off, but that's organised by myself mostly - if you want to do so, just PM me with that as your plot twist suggestion.

NEWS FLASH!!!
Strife in Namingway's Hood - Shauna and Raistlin struggle for power in the small but rising gang at the docks.

Dreddz
12-22-2005, 05:09 PM
omg, dont kill me off.......

Primus Inter Pares
12-22-2005, 05:13 PM
The Turks of give their full support to the Namingways.

Loony BoB
12-22-2005, 05:18 PM
NEWS FLASH!!!
Turks Mirage and BatChao were declared dead last night after suffering from numerous injuries caused by an explosion. There are unconfirmed reports that Judges member Bladen drove into Turks territory and, in a drive by throwing, hurled the grenade into a garage after he and BatChao drove back from a night out in the central city. Tensions and now the death toll have been rising ever since a high profile member of the Judges, Primus Inter Pares switched allegiance to the Turks.

Primus Inter Pares
12-22-2005, 05:22 PM
That's it!

We have yet to attack them, and with an uprovoked strike they kill two of our own, Bladen has been declared an enemy of the turks.

Roto13
12-22-2005, 05:24 PM
*plays a lute*

Loony BoB
12-22-2005, 05:28 PM
NEWS UPDATE: Bladen confirms that he did indeed carry out the attack, and does not regret it.

Raistlin
12-22-2005, 05:28 PM
I just have to add that Namingway's Hood is possibly the worst gang name in the history of everything. BoB must've made it up.

And I'd beat people up but then their 32905783094580349 gang members will come take on our enormous gang of FIVE and kill us. :(

*allies with everyone...except the Fat Chocobos. They smell*

Loony BoB
12-22-2005, 05:30 PM
I just have to add that Namingway's Hood is possibly the worst gang name in the history of everything. BoB must've made it up.
Don't make Hsu cry. :(

Raistlin
12-22-2005, 05:32 PM
You planted the idea in him. Admit it, BooB, you tried to sabotage me by giving me the smallest gang with the most inactive members and the worst gang name in order to try to stop my rise to power! But it won't work!

Loony BoB
12-22-2005, 05:34 PM
I didn't even know who Namingway is. xD However, while you may be small, you are rumoured to be the fastest growing gang, smuggling in new members from overseas.

Raistlin
12-22-2005, 05:35 PM
Monkey is sending us 4'11" asians. Unfortunately, they can do little else but gnaw on other peoples' ankles. But gnaw they will!

Primus Inter Pares
12-22-2005, 05:36 PM
Ah, I sense great power in the Namingway's.

Loony BoB
12-22-2005, 05:37 PM
NEWSFLASH!!!
Monkey confirmed to be a member of Namingway's Hood. Monkey is allegedly the leader of supply when it comes to illegal immigrants to EoFF City.

Raistlin
12-22-2005, 05:37 PM
Don't forget the small army of tiny asians!

Primus Inter Pares
12-22-2005, 05:39 PM
Much greatness will come from the Namingway's this I can sense.

Raistlin
12-22-2005, 05:40 PM
Much pain PiP will feel if like Yoda he does not stop speaking.

Loony BoB
12-22-2005, 05:54 PM
NEWSFLASH!!!
Unconfirmed reports of a new man being in charge of The Judges. It is not yet known if this is against the wishes of (possibly former) leader of the Judges, Psychotic.

NEWS UPDATE: Bladen disbanded from The Judges. Currently considered a loner with no allegiances and reportedly in hiding somewhere in EoFF City.

Old Manus
12-22-2005, 06:03 PM
This is too much like an RP and too much like Eizon (shudder)

Loony BoB
12-22-2005, 06:05 PM
This is too much like an RP and too much like Eizon (shudder)
Only, nothing ever happened in Eizon. :p

Old Manus
12-22-2005, 06:19 PM
At least I might get a totally undeserved RM title

Shoden
12-22-2005, 06:26 PM
Hmmm I may aswell think of a plot twist to get me into another gang.

WarZidane
12-22-2005, 06:26 PM
If you live long enough to do so ;D

Rainecloud
12-22-2005, 06:57 PM
Rumours and Gossip: The Judges and Corneo's Gang have been spotted meeting in a burnt-out Mercedes in the slums. Certain representatives of each gang have apparently been discussing a possible exchange system that involves whores, wheelbarrows and Starburst candies.

Also, The Turks have gone on a mass-execution spree, vowing to kill everyone who doesn't eat their cranberry sauce this Sunday. Dear GOD, what have we done?

Strider
12-22-2005, 07:04 PM
Lies, all of them!

EDIT:

All the ones concerning the Turks, anyway.

Raistlin
12-22-2005, 07:07 PM
The rumors are true. Several members of the Turks threatened Namingway's with an invasion when Namingway's broke away from their tyranny.

Strider
12-22-2005, 07:18 PM
Tyranny, my pasty white butt!

We're trying to acheive an alliance, and the actions of a few can't reflect the ideology of everyone. I'll be the pro tempore leader of the Turks in eestlinc's absence, so everything will go through me.

Raistlin
12-22-2005, 07:19 PM
Tyranny, my pasty white butt!

We're trying to acheive an alliance, and the actions of a few can't reflect the ideology of everyone. I'll be the pro tempore leader of the Turks in eestlinc's absence, so everything will go through me.
Alliance! Namingway's <i>merged</i> with the Turks! That's not an alliance, that's destruction!

SummonerYuna
12-22-2005, 07:24 PM
oh... Bladen is not with us anymore?? Why??

Strider
12-22-2005, 07:24 PM
Merged? No. If you were in chat yesterday, you'd know I merely extended our gang's protection to yours. There's power in numbers, after all.

There's to be no monarchy!

Shoden
12-22-2005, 07:25 PM
I owned 2 Turks and the Judges kicked me out incase they got attacked for it.

Primus Inter Pares
12-22-2005, 07:33 PM
The Judges are indeed weak.

Shoden
12-22-2005, 07:38 PM
The Judges are scared of having a killer within their gang, they want peace and flowers, the Judges are Hippies!

rubah
12-22-2005, 07:41 PM
I would like to announce offically that Bladen has grossly insulted the Spoony Bards with his unlaziness, and they would like to have nothing to do with him.

Shoden
12-22-2005, 07:50 PM
Well it seems that I'm going to remain solo as no gang wants me incase they get attacked by the turkey brigade.

XD

CloudDragon
12-22-2005, 08:05 PM
I knew the Staff was saving the Feedback Forum for something.

Can someone tell me why I'm a member of the Fat Chocobos and not the Turks?

I requested the Turks!

rubah
12-22-2005, 08:06 PM
Talk with Strider, brandon.

Loony BoB
12-22-2005, 08:06 PM
I knew the Staff was saving the Feedback Forum for something.

Can someone tell me why I'm a member of the Fat Chocobos and not the Turks?

I requested the Turks!
Read the announcements and posts - nobody got to choose their gang. Live with it. :p

CloudDragon
12-22-2005, 08:08 PM
I read the annoucements and no where does it say requests are forbidden, but opt me out.

Strider
12-22-2005, 08:08 PM
Just blow up a couple of Judges and get kicked out of your group like Bladen did. We'll gladly accept your services, freelance.

Raistlin
12-22-2005, 08:08 PM
Except BoB, apparently. What a coincidence he's a chocobo. :p

rubah
12-22-2005, 08:10 PM
chocob0b.

Loony BoB
12-22-2005, 08:10 PM
Except BoB, apparently. What a coincidence he's a chocobo. :p
I originally wanted to be in Namingway's Gang, actually, because I wanted to be in the smallest one. I consider myself lucky in retrospect because you ended up part of that gang. :D

Raistlin
12-22-2005, 08:11 PM
Yeah, and you're afraid of my power!

Loony BoB
12-22-2005, 08:11 PM
*literally burst out laughing*

Strider
12-22-2005, 08:12 PM
You have no power here, WesLY Raistlin!

Raistlin
12-22-2005, 08:12 PM
I hear a nervous edge to that laughter!

CloudDragon
12-22-2005, 08:13 PM
So how can you keep other gang members from randomly claiming me Daniel?

Loony BoB
12-22-2005, 08:13 PM
So how can you keep other gang members from randomly claiming me Daniel?
Easy. I don't put you in their gang. :D

Raistlin
12-22-2005, 08:14 PM
Because Daniel must accept every plot twist. >=o

CloudDragon
12-22-2005, 08:15 PM
Now I just have to form a cult of clean people with no gangs!

Shoden
12-22-2005, 08:17 PM
If no gang wants me I'll blow em all up!!

Loony BoB
12-22-2005, 08:20 PM
NEWSFLASH!!!
Miriel has taken it upon herself to take on the larger gangs surrounding her - and those far away, too. Having taken out Craig and RSL of her own gang to establish respect from her peers, she quickly took to causing havoc amongst the other gangs, notably achieving kills in Corneo's Gang (lulusgirl) and the Spoony Bards (Squally Leonharty) as well as injuring people in all other gangs.

rubah
12-22-2005, 08:22 PM
Well darn.

Time to pick a new second in command.

We'll miss you, skwowwy, mang.

Roto13
12-22-2005, 08:25 PM
Anyone who kills me better do it in the real world, too.

ZeZipster
12-22-2005, 08:43 PM
I think the turk's title color should be #feb207 (a kind of burnt yellow orange). That's what the Before Crisis wallpapers seem to use. Although, that may look too much like the Namingway's color.

Loony BoB
12-22-2005, 08:47 PM
NEWS FLASH!!!
Monkey has sent a few fresh faces into EoFF City to join Namingway's Hood, confirming it's status as the fastest growing gang in EoFF City, despite still being the smallest outside of VC's.

NEWS FLASH!!!
A yacht exploded last night and two Namingway's Hood members' bodies have been found floating in the water. While it has been confirmed that there were explosives planted in the boat, it has not been confirmed who organised the attack.

The Jamie Star Scenario
12-22-2005, 09:01 PM
Oh my, this is terrible, that better not have been my yatch, they cost a lot of money you know!
Edit: Oh good, it wasn't mine :)
Edit 2: Shame about the people though.

Raistlin
12-22-2005, 09:07 PM
The yacht belonged to me, and it was a plot by the Turks and their faithful pawn, Shauna!

Strider
12-22-2005, 09:08 PM
The only pawn here is you, Wes.

The Jamie Star Scenario
12-22-2005, 09:09 PM
The yacht belonged to me, and it was a plot by the Turks and their faithful pawn, Shauna!Did you have insurance?

themagicroundabout
12-22-2005, 09:09 PM
oh
god
OH
GOD
:monocle:

Raistlin
12-22-2005, 09:10 PM
The only pawn here is you, Wes.
Pawn of who? I'm doing nothing for Judges, and they have no control over me, nor are they interfering to help me!

Shauna
12-22-2005, 09:15 PM
I am no pawn! You are trying to destroy the Namingway's with your interference! We were fine before you 'took control' while I was busy with important Namingway affairs.

Raistlin
12-22-2005, 09:16 PM
Fine? We were pawns of the Turks!

Loony BoB
12-22-2005, 09:18 PM
NEWS FLASH!!!
Miriel has murdered Loony BoB. The death occurred after BoB walked in on Miriel and one Sexy McAwesome. The three of them reportedly dragged a fight down the stairs into the middle of the restaurant. It was unclear what the argument began with, however there was much shouting about some kind of evil plot. Miriel shot at BoB before he could reveal any further. Del Murder allegedly was trying to calm the situation down when the firing occurred, and had flung himself into the line of fire just a second too early, falling flat on his face a moment before Miriel fired the shot. Some people say he was valiantly defending his gang member, some say he was just trying to save his own butt as he thought Sexy McAwesome was about to fire at him. Others say he tripped.

Shoden
12-22-2005, 09:22 PM
Noooo not BoB!

Shauna
12-22-2005, 09:22 PM
Fine? We were pawns of the Turks!

No. We are not. We never were either. If I would break off any alliance with the Turks, you'd have to break off any alliance with the Judges. It's the only way I see fairness through this.

Raistlin
12-22-2005, 09:24 PM
The Judges wish for an independent Namingway to the mutual benefit of both nations. They will not "protect" us from the Turks - it is merely a trading and military alliance. As the Turks have treated Namingway as a mere pawn, they have disgraced themselves and shown them to be enemies of Namingway. As the Judges are also the Turks enemies, it is only reasonable that we ally ourselves with them, should the Turks threaten invasion yet again.

Vyk
12-22-2005, 09:26 PM
So much trouble

And I'm apparently in love with a Corneo whore <3

Shauna
12-22-2005, 09:27 PM
We could end up as pawns of the Judges in the end. The Judges might be even worse than what you say the Turks are.

...I say, we break off alliances from both of them, and ally with the Shumi's, or the Corneo's. The Turks and the Judges are as bad as each other. If there was to be any peace between us, I see this as the only way of getting anywhere.

Raistlin
12-22-2005, 09:29 PM
The Judges have done nothing to warrant our distrust. If they do show aggression such as the Turks, I will not hesitate to go against them, as well.

ZeZipster
12-22-2005, 09:29 PM
The Judges wish for an independent Namingway to the mutual benefit of both nations. They will not "protect" us from the Turks - it is merely a trading and military alliance. As the Turks have treated Namingway as a mere pawn, they have disgraced themselves and shown them to be enemies of Namingway. As the Judges are also the Turks enemies, it is only reasonable that we ally ourselves with them, should the Turks threaten invasion yet again.

I'm sorry we wouldn't threaten invasion. We don't do invasions. We do ass kickings, though.

Huge difference there.

Raistlin
12-22-2005, 09:30 PM
How would you ass kick anything without invading? Do the Turks do imaginary ass kickings from the comforts of their own homes?

ZeZipster
12-22-2005, 09:31 PM
How would you ass kick anything without invading? Do the Turks do imaginary ass kickings from the comforts of their own homes?

Who told you about our telekinetic ass-kickage technique?

Shauna
12-22-2005, 09:38 PM
The Judges have done nothing to warrant our distrust. If they do show aggression such as the Turks, I will not hesitate to go against them, as well.

Yes, but... being allied with the Judges, would mean conflict with the Turks. If we kept well out of the way of both those gangs, then we will be independant, and not have as much danger of getting attacked by either of them. It would also stop any harsh feelings towards us from the Turk side. If we allied with the Judges now, the Turks would have even more want to kill Namingway's, both you and I alike.

Raistlin
12-22-2005, 09:44 PM
Independence does not necessitate neutrality. The Turks have shown themselves to be a brutish gang bent on conquest, and they will eventually harm us agian, no matter how neutral we are. Therefore, allied with the Judges, and as we go stronger, we will be a combined force capable of wiping out the Turks.

SummonerYuna
12-22-2005, 09:45 PM
Is bob dead?

themagicroundabout
12-22-2005, 09:45 PM
You really dont like us Turks, do you Mr. Raist? :(

Raistlin
12-22-2005, 09:47 PM
I don't like PiP, WarZidane, and several other members. They are enemies of Namingway.

Deaths_Hand
12-22-2005, 09:48 PM
blasphemy! then i dont like you either

Ultima Shadow
12-22-2005, 09:48 PM
I predict that this will be the cool, new, popular top-thing for a few months, and then die out completely... just like "World of EoFF".

Raistlin
12-22-2005, 09:52 PM
Except Eizon sucked to begin with. This is mildly amusing. :p

Primus Inter Pares
12-22-2005, 09:53 PM
I don't like PiP, WarZidane, and several other members. They are enemies of Namingway.
Raistlin, we have come to the conclusion that Morgy's dog plays better gunbound than you.

Therefore, you must be dealt with, if you didn't already die >_>

Raistlin
12-22-2005, 09:57 PM
How many times have I killed you in GB? :p

The Turks will rue the day they attempted to bully Namingway around!

Loony BoB
12-22-2005, 09:57 PM
NEWSFLASH!!!
Shauna was shot early this morning by an unknown assassin while shopping in an adult store. She survived a riddling of bullets miraculously, but is now under high security in a city central prison. To make matters worse for Shauna, she's in a coma from falling onto a, er, pointy object of some sort.

Epiphany
12-22-2005, 10:01 PM
Raistlin, we have come to the conclusion that Morgy's dog plays better gunbound than you.

XDDDDD. But it was funny when Raist failed. Not as funny as when WE fail, but near.

Primus Inter Pares
12-22-2005, 10:05 PM
How many times have I killed you in GB? :p
You never killed me, we played once, and you were on my team.

As I recall you almost killed me.

Raistlin
12-22-2005, 10:06 PM
Nah, that must've been Nic. She always kills her teammates.

or Daniel, but he's usually too busy killing himself.

DK
12-22-2005, 10:08 PM
You should play again, Raisin. I want to piss you off some more, and then rape you. :D

Raistlin
12-22-2005, 10:12 PM
Piss ME off some more, Dan? I still get a laugh over how frustrated you got that first time we played. :p

DK
12-22-2005, 10:13 PM
I still remember every time you moaned at me when I team tele'd you. :D

Loony BoB
12-22-2005, 10:14 PM
1) PiP defects to Turks from Judges.
2) Germ Hamee of Judges found dead on roadside, shot in back of head from close range. Gunman/woman unknown.
3) Bladen of Judges kills Mirage and BatChao in revenge attack.
4) Chocolate Thief Locke & Hsu overthrow Psychotic for leadership of Judges.
5) Judges disband Bladen from their gang.

Around this point, Raistlin and Shauna begin fighting for leadership of Namingway's Hood.

6) Miriel kills Craig & RSL to claim respect and power within Shumi Tribe.
7) Miriel kills Squally Leonharty, second in command of the Spoony Bards.
8) Miriel kidnaps lulusgirl of Corneo's Gang. Police dismiss case, saying that lulusgirl was killed. Miriel insists lulusgirl is alive and holds random.
9) Monkey of Namingway's Hood sends reinforcements to EoFF City.
10) Bomb explodes in Raistlin's yacht, killing Killy and Black Mage inside. Miriel claims responsibility.
11) Miriel murders Loony BoB at Fat Chocobo's restaurant.
12) Shauna shot by assassin in adult store, and enters coma. Raistlin assumes leadership of Namingway's.

Raistlin
12-22-2005, 10:14 PM
I still remember every time you moaned at me when I team tele'd you. :D
ahahaha, that was pretty funny. But I yelled at you because it was so stupid and pointless. :p

Anyway, back on topic: Turks suck.

SummonerYuna
12-22-2005, 10:16 PM
ahahaha, that was pretty funny. But I yelled at you because it was so stupid and pointless. :p

Anyway, back on topic: Turks suck.

You're right! And the shumi's are trying to shoot me!! *All judges please report to the shumi tribe. There is war there!*

themagicroundabout
12-22-2005, 10:18 PM
such cruel words, Raist :(

Loony BoB
12-22-2005, 10:21 PM
NEWS FLASH!!!
edczxcvbnm and Sephex found dead in Corneo's Gang territory. Police say it was suicide. No other comments made. ...at all.

WarZidane
12-22-2005, 10:22 PM
If it's a war they want, it's a war they'll get. :mad2:

Shauna
12-22-2005, 10:26 PM
Bah. I hate being coma-fied. ;__;

Zell's Fists of Fury
12-22-2005, 10:28 PM
*sneaks into hospital room and pulls out Shauna's feeding tube starting mass debate throught the Church*

That's how I roll.

SummonerYuna
12-22-2005, 10:29 PM
*sneaks into hospital room and pulls out Shauna's feeding tube starting mass debate throught the Church*

lolz!!!:D

Loony BoB
12-22-2005, 10:35 PM
No more requests about killing Raistlin, Bladen, Shauna, Miriel or any other major member, please. I have way too many people all wanting the same thing. I'll sort that stuff out myself.

Miriel
12-22-2005, 10:40 PM
Oh hells nah.

Raistlin
12-22-2005, 10:42 PM
*sneaks into hospital room and pulls out Shauna's feeding tube starting mass debate throught the Church*

That's how I roll.
xD

BooB: how many Turks have requested my death? :p

Anyway, please don't do anything too major involving me until I get back (in a couple of hours).

-N-
12-22-2005, 10:43 PM
That includes me, by the way. Nyah nyah. :p

themagicroundabout
12-22-2005, 10:46 PM
yeah, try not to get me killed BoBo, im goin to sleep now, and i dont want to wake up to find myself dead :spin:

Loony BoB
12-22-2005, 10:49 PM
NEWSFLASH!!!
Sexy McAwesome has called on rubah for a meeting between the two members, and openly stated his intentions of only one of them leaving the meeting alive. Two high profile members of their respective gangs, this could turn into something a lot bigger than two individuals.

Zell's Fists of Fury
12-22-2005, 10:50 PM
Nobodys going to be killing Miriel anytime soon. Not if I have anything to say about it. *sawed-off shotgun*

EDIT: Oh snap. Time to rumble.

Wait... what two members?

-N-
12-22-2005, 10:52 PM
NEWSFLASH!!!
Sexy McAwesome has called for a meeting between the two members, and openly stated his intentions of only one of them leaving the meeting alive. Two high profile members of their respective gangs, this could turn into something a lot bigger than two individuals.Which two?

Loony BoB
12-22-2005, 10:55 PM
Ooops. xD Edited.

Zell's Fists of Fury
12-22-2005, 10:56 PM
Yeah, that's right. Time to rumble.

Del Murder
12-22-2005, 11:21 PM
Anyone who harms Miriel will face an enforcing of the highest degree.

Loony BoB
12-22-2005, 11:32 PM
NEWS FLASH!!!
Omi4000 (Judges) and Roogle (Turks) die in Turks/Judges shootout. Tensions rise.

-N-
12-22-2005, 11:33 PM
Even though she killed BoB? *cue fracturing of FC gang, oh no!*

Psychotic
12-22-2005, 11:34 PM
OMI? NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!

Homie, I'll avenge you.

-N-
12-22-2005, 11:44 PM
Turks, Judges, please, let's exercise some restraint here. We at Fat Chocobo's are willing to provide our private conference room for resolution of this conflict. Please send by a representative, preferably someone with some influence over the rest of your gang, to discuss alternatives to violent conflict.

Loony BoB
12-22-2005, 11:46 PM
NEWS FLASH!!!
Neel of the Fat Chocobos has formally invited representatives from both the Turks and the Judges to meet with him personally at Fat Chocobos and see if any differences can be sorted out on his neutral turf. It is not yet known who these representatives will be.

Shoden
12-22-2005, 11:49 PM
Is there any Gang willing to take me into their ranks?
A gang that needs defending from the bullies among the ranks of the Turks, Come on destruction of the enemy is needed in war or else no one wins and we all die!

Loony BoB
12-23-2005, 12:13 AM
NEWS FLASH!!!
Neel, Psychotic, SammieBabe, SummonerYuna, WarZidane, ZeZipster and Kyono were killed by various members of the Fat Chocobos gang today in a shootout. Psychotic was leaving the scene having been tipped off that there was a bomb, however it turns out that no bomb was in place - just roughly ten or so members of the Fat Chocobos team. It is not yet known why they also killed their leader, Neel.

Psychotic
12-23-2005, 12:14 AM
I am not dead! :(

Ace Protorney
12-23-2005, 12:17 AM
Where's your Judges title dead person?

Psychotic
12-23-2005, 12:18 AM
Tattooed on your ass, bitch. :cool:

Bowser
12-23-2005, 12:19 AM
Wow, I'm basically the only living Judge that posts. :(

Loony BoB
12-23-2005, 12:25 AM
Rumour has it that a large amount of Judges and Turks as well as Namingway's gang (in alliance with Judges) are all heading towards Fat Chocobo's in a very angry and fairly disorganised state. Big fight expected.

Bowser
12-23-2005, 12:25 AM
I will avenge all the dead Judges.

SummonerYuna
12-23-2005, 12:48 AM
PLease and thank you

Tasura
12-23-2005, 12:54 AM
I go to do some charity work and I come back to a masacre? Heads will roll!

Ace Protorney
12-23-2005, 12:55 AM
I will avenge all the dead Judges.

Not before I get you.

Loony BoB
12-23-2005, 12:56 AM
If I ever do anything like this, remind me to do it with waaaaay less members, by the way xD *cuts down the numbers*

Shauna
12-23-2005, 12:57 AM
Why don't you cut it down to people who have made more than one post?

Loony BoB
12-23-2005, 12:59 AM
Hence, the massacre thread.

Shauna
12-23-2005, 12:59 AM
ah, I see! :D

Shlup
12-23-2005, 01:00 AM
Could someone (read: BoB) post a daily summary of who's dead and what's going on as an announcement to something? I woke up to way too much to catch up on.

Shauna
12-23-2005, 01:02 AM
http://forums.eyesonff.com/showpost.php?p=1452315&postcount=34

^All the people that are still alive?

Loony BoB
12-23-2005, 01:18 AM
NEWS FLASH!!!
The recent battle between the gangs of Fat Chocobos, Judges, Turks and Namingway's has decimated their number in EoFF City. Corneo's Gang, the Shumi Tribe and the Spoony Bards now make up the most powerful gangs, although only the Shumi Tribe is currently holding any real power in the city. Shauna, having killed Raistlin, has joined forces with Bladen and new name tan. Corneo's Gang now controls the entire central city although Fat Chocobos restaurant is still under FC control, despite cops constantly trying to intervene. The Turks and Judges, having lost the number they required to control EoFF City, have turned to taking on revenge against each other and also the Fat Chocobos. The aggression between these three gangs is intense, as with the aggression between the Shumi Tribe and Spoony Bards. Corneo's Gang remains indifferent, while the cold blooded three of Namingway's Hood are unknown as to their allegiances - if they have any.

Raistlin
12-23-2005, 01:40 AM
Daniel - you really should pay attention to these things before making this stuff up, 'cause Shauna was on my side. :p

Shauna
12-23-2005, 01:42 AM
Yeah. But, I wanted that leadership position real bad!

Shlup
12-23-2005, 01:42 AM
And now you lead... Bladen the psycho? xD

Shauna
12-23-2005, 01:43 AM
Yes, and tan, the random chat n00b? :D

Jiro
12-23-2005, 01:43 AM
BoB, i wanna be a turk. Oh, and i wandered into someones territory and shot 2 people before running away from an ambush. so if u need anyone killed off there ya go.

boris no no
12-23-2005, 01:43 AM
*sexes all* :D

Nick Schovitz
12-23-2005, 01:47 AM
Is this like for all the mods and admins to have their own groups and the most people to join? If so please don't put me in with leeza!

Jiro
12-23-2005, 01:49 AM
hey! i'm not a turk (yet) but do i get the pleasure of your company?

Shoden
12-23-2005, 01:50 AM
And now you lead... Bladen the psycho? xD


I'll Psycho you!

Roto13
12-23-2005, 01:51 AM
BLAARGGAG! You don't get to ask for a group. Read the first post.

Shlup
12-23-2005, 02:05 AM
Is this like for all the mods and admins to have their own groups and the most people to join? If so please don't put me in with leeza!
It has nothing to do with mods or admins. Our gang doesn't even have any staff members.

Psychotic
12-23-2005, 02:29 AM
http://www.physicsdaily.com/physics/upload/thumb/5/5f/150px-Lightbulb.jpg

Revenge is sweet. Good day.

rubah
12-23-2005, 02:36 AM
Wait, what?

Vyk
12-23-2005, 03:22 AM
Duck! Its an exploding ghost!

Edit: Oh hey, my title is gone. I guess that means me and Rel made it out of EoFF City safe and sound.

Shlup
12-23-2005, 03:24 AM
That or your bodies will be found in the river. Either way, you'll be missed.

Rase
12-23-2005, 03:44 AM
Well, that was a fun one-day thing.

Psychotic
12-23-2005, 03:45 AM
Well, that was a fun one-day thing.At least you lasted a day.

Tasura
12-23-2005, 03:46 AM
Two days actually. (I think)

Rase
12-23-2005, 03:47 AM
At least you lasted a day.

If you'd pressed Start, you could have used my extra life. :)

Loony BoB
12-23-2005, 04:06 AM
And so that was the end of EoFF: Gang Wars. And the survivors? Well...

<ul><li>Kishi lead a clean life as a janitor at an all-girls high school.</li>
<li>Vyk & Reles lived happily ever after.</li>
<li>Del Snizz, Khaotic, ShlupQuack and the rest of Corneo's Gang renamed themselves to Del Snizz and his Merry Men, and continue to tour EoFF City singing Christmas carols to all it's residents. They also played tennis, crocheted, gave blessings and heightened alcohol tax by 0%</li>
<li>CloudDragon was accidentally run over Del Murder & Miriel on their way to Fat Chocobos.</li>
<li>The Spoony Bards didn't really do anything.</li>
<li>Del Murder rebuilt Fat Chocobos and turned it into a highly successful restaurant, built in a fashion that Neel would have been proud of.</li>
<li>Shauna and Tasura flew to a remote island in the Carribean where they drank martinis and laughed about how splendidly rich they were. Tasura hooked up with a beautiful girl who turned out to be a man. Shauna got ShlupQuack.</li>
<li>Monkey got stood on and died.</li>
<li>VampireCrono took over the world.</li>
<li>Miriel was betrayed and murdered by her lover Del Murder, in retribution for all those she mercilessly slaughtered, including one Loony BoB, who turned out to be Del's long lost second cousin once removed. And thus peace was restored to EoFF City.</ul>

Del Murder
12-23-2005, 04:09 AM
Happy end?

Psychotic
12-23-2005, 04:10 AM
Then suddenly it turned out Psychotic wasn't really dead because he had actually sent his clone (Psychotic clones are a well-documented phenomenon, according to Lindy) to the meeting, and he moved to Hawaii and bought a walrus.

THE END.

Loony BoB
12-23-2005, 04:12 AM
Happy end?
Still waiting for you to edit my post and tell me what really happened with the one member I didn't mention that survived.

Jebus
12-23-2005, 04:12 AM
*starts a riot over the ending*

Shlup
12-23-2005, 04:12 AM
Thanks for pairing me with a fifteen-year-old girl. Lesbian statutory rape is fun. xD

Psychotic
12-23-2005, 04:29 AM
If you've already posted it then I missed it, but how exactly did you decide who was going to be a part of each gang?

Loony BoB
12-23-2005, 04:30 AM
If you've already posted it then I missed it, but how exactly did you decide who was going to be a part of each gang?
Excel. :love:

Psychotic
12-23-2005, 04:33 AM
...if you post pie charts I'm going to fly up to Edinburgh and personally punch you in the face.

EDIT: On second thoughts, that sounds like a good idea regardless.

Loony BoB
12-23-2005, 04:36 AM
No, it's okay. I just used the =RAND() feature for this one.

EDIT: And the data sorting.

EDIT: And calculations and colouring and countif functions.

Resha
12-23-2005, 04:38 AM
I feel so suppressed. (So dead!)

Raistlin
12-23-2005, 04:44 AM
Ok, now that this is over, can we get all these newbies out of Feedback? I'm afraid I'll catch something.

Vyk
12-23-2005, 04:53 AM
~Happily Ever After~

We win at life :D <3

Tama2
12-23-2005, 05:01 AM
Where did I go? ;_;

nik0tine
12-23-2005, 05:31 AM
You do realize that those of us who participated in this are really, really big fucking geeks, right?

Zell's Fists of Fury
12-23-2005, 05:31 AM
I'm not dead!

rubah
12-23-2005, 05:32 AM
That's what Medusa said.

Vyk
12-23-2005, 05:32 AM
You're alive Tama. You're with Del and Miriel. He said nobody in their group could afford to leave the city. Not "neither of them". They're in charge of the left-over Shumis and Fat Chocobos (if there are any of those left).

Tasura
12-23-2005, 05:50 AM
The only Fattie left is/was Del

Miriel
12-23-2005, 06:06 AM
... the hell?! I thought I lived happily ever after, you smurfs. :confused:


Shortly after Corneo's Gang left, the Shumi Tribe decided to go kick the butts of all the remnants of other gangs around the place. But none of them could afford the bus so Del Murder just took Miriel along with him to Fat Chocobos where she figured she could take over Murd's leaderless gang since it had money.

I like this ending!

Jebus
12-23-2005, 06:26 AM
You do realize that those of us who participated in this are really, really big smurfing geeks, right?

So? I'm proud that I'm a geek...

*dies a little more inside.*

Tasura
12-23-2005, 06:43 AM
Arent we all Jeebs? I knwo I am.

Rainecloud
12-23-2005, 07:05 AM
Damnit. Why do I always miss the interesting parts?

I should really remove "sleeping" from my daily duties list.

Sepho
12-23-2005, 07:09 AM
Hey, hey.

Primus Inter Pares
12-23-2005, 08:17 AM
So... what happened to me then?

Strider
12-23-2005, 08:19 AM
You got exploded.

Tasura
12-23-2005, 08:26 AM
You got exploded.

By me =)

Shauna
12-23-2005, 08:38 AM
Thanks for pairing me with a fifteen-year-old girl. Lesbian statutory rape is fun. xD

You know it! ;)

...wait... no.

Kawaii Ryűkishi
12-23-2005, 08:51 AM
Aw shucks.

Primus Inter Pares
12-23-2005, 09:19 AM
I ignored the second line.

Reine
12-23-2005, 10:02 AM
Over already? lame..

Shauna
12-23-2005, 10:10 AM
Over already? lame..

No. It was fun while it lasted! Just cause you weren't here for most of it! >=(

The Jamie Star Scenario
12-23-2005, 10:34 AM
Oh my, how did I die? I at least wanted a sentence in this story of all stories.

Sir Bahamut
12-23-2005, 10:40 AM
Over already? Well then...

Drift
12-23-2005, 11:06 AM
no mention of me either so i assume i'm not dead :D *not-dead* :DD

Old Manus
12-23-2005, 11:28 AM
Marick was behind this, I'm sure

Rainecloud
12-23-2005, 12:54 PM
So this whole thing lasted for a grand total of 1 and a half days? Sheesh.

Well, at least it beat Eyesonia for novely value. :p

Light Mage
12-23-2005, 01:14 PM
I went renegade, left the Shumi Tribe and got myself a manicure.

Shauna
12-23-2005, 01:19 PM
You know, I hope BoB gets bored again. This was fun! I killed Raist. :cool:

Shoden
12-23-2005, 01:30 PM
We werent killed!

Just taken hostage and left in the Judges hideout.

Shauna
12-23-2005, 02:09 PM
The Judges hideout was set on fire. I was rescued. You and tan are dead. :D

Roto13
12-23-2005, 02:13 PM
That was kind of short. (I've been reading it every few hours since it started.) But at least I didn't die! But... I'm not a Spoony Bard any more.... :eep:

Shoden
12-23-2005, 02:32 PM
I had Final attack (mastered) + life (mastered).

Shauna
12-23-2005, 02:38 PM
Yeah, yeah. :D It's over anyway. And, I really hope we do something like this again. :D:D!

Giga Guess
12-23-2005, 03:07 PM
So....seeing how I was OH so cruelly snubbed, I'm assuming I don't have the option to join?

Loony BoB
12-23-2005, 04:16 PM
These kind of threads are not tolerated in Feedback. They have nothing to do with feedback, actually. *closes*