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Loony BoB
12-22-2005, 01:14 AM
Del Murder and Leeza are prime candidates to head our gang, which is obviously based at Fat Chocobos, the Italian restaurant down the way.

Primus Inter Pares
12-22-2005, 01:15 AM
The Judges come with warm greetings to the 'bos, and wish you the best of luck, and our continued friendship. :heart:

KentaRawr!
12-22-2005, 01:22 AM
Hey, I am a Fat Chocobo. o_O ...

BoB, might I ask, why was I chosen to be in this gang? It confuses me much. I just found out about gangs by looking at Feena's title saying she was a judge. m_m I am baffled.

But anyways, I am proud to be a Fat Chocobo, and will be your bank and protect your rare items as if they were my own! :choc:

Loony BoB
12-22-2005, 01:25 AM
Gang members were chosen using Excel's random number feature. =] Just to see how people would work together with people that might not usually be in their usual social frame.

KentaRawr!
12-22-2005, 01:27 AM
Gang members were chosen using Excel's random number feature. =] Just to see how people would work together with people that might not usually be in their usual social frame.

Ah. How might we work together? I read the announcement, but I was unable to find out how we were going to do this. :choc2:

Loony BoB
12-22-2005, 01:28 AM
Still working on that! Check the stickied thread in this forum.

I'm waiting for more of the Fat Chocobos to provide input as to what role they feel they'd take up in all of this. I see you're interested in finances and security? :D

Sapphiresea
12-22-2005, 01:29 AM
Gang members were chosen using Excel's random number feature. =] Just to see how people would work together with people that might not usually be in their usual social frame.
you know...thats a really good Idea!!:p

WarZidane
12-22-2005, 01:33 AM
The Turks offer their protection and friendship to this rare breed of Chocobo's.

Loony BoB
12-22-2005, 01:34 AM
It seems we are being approached by warring factions. Interesting.

Resha
12-22-2005, 01:38 AM
The Judges come with warm greetings to the 'bos, and wish you the best of luck, and our continued friendship. :heart:
How can you possibly call a faction that gives such a warm, tender greeting a 'warring faction'? :whimper:

KentaRawr!
12-22-2005, 01:38 AM
It seems we are being approached by warring factions. Interesting.

Indeed it does. As head of security and finances, I say we throw all our banking accounts at them. Send the Black Chocobo's for bombing, and the Yellow for a main assault! :choc2:

Loony BoB
12-22-2005, 01:40 AM
We'd best sort out a leader first. *waits for more members to arrive*

KentaRawr!
12-22-2005, 01:41 AM
We'd best sort out a leader first. *waits for more members to arrive*

Well, you are Administrator. And Matt's Closet is the perfect hiding spot for a military official. :choc:

Edit: I vote BoB for leader. I also believe that to practice working with one another, we should make signatures for each-other and not ourselves. This will help our internetz skillz.

nik0tine
12-22-2005, 02:01 AM
Well, I've arrived.

Loony BoB
12-22-2005, 02:02 AM
While we wait for all those who wish to be leader, we should also note that we'll need second-in-commands and people responsible for security, recruitment and (most importantly) the restaurant.

Primus Inter Pares
12-22-2005, 02:03 AM
The Judges wish only to promote friendship with all of teh civilised clans.

And we will protect you against any attack by the Turks, would this happen in the future, as it most undoubedtly will.

rubah
12-22-2005, 02:04 AM
B0BxD is the type that would rather go to europe to avoid a war and come back and take charge during times of more generalized peace when the former leader has gone.

Skarr
12-22-2005, 02:06 AM
So are all of you guys fat, or just greedy(Looney Bob)?

Loony BoB
12-22-2005, 02:07 AM
I ain't fat, but I am a chocobo. As for greed, well, y'no, people are people...

Primus Inter Pares
12-22-2005, 02:10 AM
They're all so sexy :heart:

KentaRawr!
12-22-2005, 02:11 AM
The Judges wish only to promote friendship with all of teh civilised clans.

And we will protect you against any attack by the Turks, would this happen in the future, as it most undoubedtly will.

Life insurance for fat birds, eh?

Believe me, our Chocobo Troops can defend themselves if need be. Just play FFT and adore our power. :tongue:

Edit: Upon taking the offer into consideration... I realized that FFT had no fat chocobo's. We will consider your offer. Keep in mind that we are a peaceful clan, and do not wish to enter conflict. And also, we are still in the process of deciding on a leader, secondary leader, and who will run the restauraunt.

I volunteer to run the restauraunt.

DJZen
12-22-2005, 02:37 AM
This gang is directionless and lacks panache. We need to do something drastic to show the other gangs we mean business or they'll walk all over us. I say we launch syphillys infested blankets at The Judges or drop Sector 6 on The Turks. Either way, somebody obviously needs to get killed. At this rate we'll end up like The Mimes, and NOBODY wants to end up like that.

KentaRawr!
12-22-2005, 02:52 AM
This gang is directionless and lacks panache. We need to do something drastic to show the other gangs we mean business or they'll walk all over us. I say we launch syphillys infested blankets at The Judges or drop Sector 6 on The Turks. Either way, somebody obviously needs to get killed. At this rate we'll end up like The Mimes, and NOBODY wants to end up like that.

Agreed. Now making a team called "Fat Chocobo" in FFTA. I will stomp all the other clans. >=)

rubah
12-22-2005, 02:58 AM
This gang is directionless and lacks panache. We need to do something drastic to show the other gangs we mean business or they'll walk all over us.
You could start a nightclub.

Primus Inter Pares
12-22-2005, 03:01 AM
Life insurance for fat birds, eh?

Believe me, our Chocobo Troops can defend themselves if need be. Just play FFT and adore our power. :tongue:

Edit: Upon taking the offer into consideration... I realized that FFT had no fat chocobo's. We will consider your offer. Keep in mind that we are a peaceful clan, and do not wish to enter conflict. And also, we are still in the process of deciding on a leader, secondary leader, and who will run the restauraunt.

I volunteer to run the restauraunt.
We will not drag you into any conflict, just protect you shall conflict come to you.

DJZen
12-22-2005, 03:04 AM
You could start a nightclub.

And then burn it down with the other gangs inside? Agreed. You and me could go far, kid.

KentaRawr!
12-22-2005, 03:04 AM
We will not drag you into any conflict, just protect you shall conflict come to you.

...Yes, of course.

I hereby decree an everlasting friendship between clans "The Judges" and "Fat Chocobo's"!

May our friendship last through the eons.

nik0tine
12-22-2005, 03:10 AM
I volunteer to be second in command. If that fails, I'm up for recruitment duty.

rubah
12-22-2005, 03:13 AM
And then burn it down with the other gangs inside? Agreed. You and me could go far, kid.
Just so long as we can take out fire insureance on our set.

Loony BoB
12-22-2005, 03:19 AM
With so few members talking, I think we should wait until we have an established leader before saying much. We have 31 members and only a handful have posted.

Fat Chocobo's
Fat Chocobo's is a large restaurant where what is widely regarded as the original big gang of EoFF City started up. After taking over a few other restaurants around town and organising a few favours for people, Fat Chocobo's soon became in control of a portion of the central city as well as the South-East commercial/residential area of town. Fat Chocobo's has in the past gained respect from other gangs by being a more commercially based gang than a violence based gang, not to mention their great food and accomodation.

Being lined up against six gangs, Fat Chocobo's has kept up a steady trade and smuggling system in order to avoid problems. Controlling trade between the two port gangs and the other city-central gang (Corneo's) and, via the South City Highway, The Judges. They also provide the other gangs with a 'safe place' when all the leaders are going for talks. Overall, Fat Chocobo's is considered a safe area for such things - however that doesn't come without the constant edginess of being on border with so many gangs, and when Turks and Judges both eat at Fat Chocobo's on the same night, the results can never be good.

KentaRawr!
12-22-2005, 03:26 AM
With so few members talking, I think we should wait until we have an established leader before saying much. We have 31 members and only a handful have posted.

Fat Chocobo's
Fat Chocobo's is a large restaurant where what is widely regarded as the original big gang of EoFF City started up. After taking over a few other restaurants around town and organising a few favours for people, Fat Chocobo's soon became in control of a portion of the central city as well as the South-East commercial/residential area of town. Fat Chocobo's has in the past gained respect from other gangs by being a more commercially based gang than a violence based gang, not to mention their great food and accomodation.

Being lined up against six gangs, Fat Chocobo's has kept up a steady trade and smuggling system in order to avoid problems. Controlling trade between the two port gangs and the other city-central gang (Corneo's) and, via the South City Highway, The Judges. They also provide the other gangs with a 'safe place' when all the leaders are going for talks. Overall, Fat Chocobo's is considered a safe area for such things - however that doesn't come without the constant edginess of being on border with so many gangs, and when Turks and Judges both eat at Fat Chocobo's on the same night, the results can never be good.

Should I remind some people that they were chosen? :choc:

-N-
12-22-2005, 03:26 AM
We'd best sort out a leader first. *waits for more members to arrive*He has arrived.
http://img.photobucket.com/albums/1003/sickhappy/kinggandhi.jpg

Order of business #1:
The actual restaurant "Fat Chocobos" has been opened at the following address:

irc.eyesonff.com:6667
#fat_chocobo

See you there.

(edit: wrong port :p)

Del Murder
12-22-2005, 03:27 AM
Like any good gang we will squeeze every last penny out of our restaurant, and then burn it to the ground.

nik0tine
12-22-2005, 03:28 AM
Neel for leader!

Primus Inter Pares
12-22-2005, 03:29 AM
Neel would be a strong and wise leader for the 'bos.

Del Murder
12-22-2005, 03:31 AM
He has two yellow titles. It's a perfect fit.

DJZen
12-22-2005, 03:32 AM
I have already done more for the Chocobos in less time than Neel. Neel will lead you all to slaughter. Z-OMG CLAN SCHISM!!!!11

KentaRawr!
12-22-2005, 03:32 AM
Alas, Fat Chocobos doesn't fit in FFTA, so I am calling it F-Chocobo.

What kinds of foods will we have in the restauraunt, out of curiosity?

nik0tine
12-22-2005, 03:33 AM
He has two yellow titles. It's a perfect fit.

Agreed. "Fat Chocobos" is Indian cuisine anyway, isn't it?

-N-
12-22-2005, 03:33 AM
Say, DJZen, how about wrapping up that FF Rap Walkthrough sometime? :D

Apparently Fat Chocobos is an Italian restaurant.

DJZen
12-22-2005, 03:35 AM
Hey Neel, how about leading the party for a change ;)

Del Murder
12-22-2005, 03:35 AM
I have already done more for the Chocobos in less time than Neel. Neel will lead you all to slaughter. Z-OMG CLAN SCHISM!!!!11
Yeah, but he posted a silly image. And on the internet it's all about your image.

Fat Chocobo is an Italian place, but there is a Taste of India across the street.

-N-
12-22-2005, 03:36 AM
Dude, Gandhi + crown = total leadage.

Anyways, seriously, come by the restaurant. One customer already!

rubah
12-22-2005, 03:36 AM
Neel cooks good.

#fat_chocobo needs more indian chefs.

DJZen
12-22-2005, 03:38 AM
I've posted more funny pictures on EoFF than any other member, not to mention my pwnzing signatures and inscruitable avatar.

Primus Inter Pares
12-22-2005, 03:39 AM
The Judges wish good relations with you, will you respond in kind?

Del Murder
12-22-2005, 03:40 AM
I've posted more funny pictures on EoFF than any other member, not to mention my pwnzing signatures and inscruitable avatar.
Yeah, but what have you done lately?

The Fat Chocobos respond in kind to everyone...with a sizable pocketbook.

nik0tine
12-22-2005, 03:41 AM
Guys, I've an idea for our official mascot.

What say you? (http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v380/nik0tine/DSC02557.jpg)

DJZen
12-22-2005, 03:45 AM
Yeah, but what have you done lately?

The Fat Chocobos respond in kind to everyone...with a sizable pocketbook.

Lately I pwnzd the Judges on TWO of their own threads, insulted various posters's tenuous grasp of the English language, responded "Heidegger" to "who's the sexiest?" polls, and made otherwise derisive comments in general.

Dr. Casey
12-22-2005, 03:48 AM
I'm rather fat myself (653 pounds), and I'm very offended by the name of this group that you all thoughtlessly came up with.

Mr. Graves
12-22-2005, 03:51 AM
Ehh... Wark?

-N-
12-22-2005, 03:52 AM
Whoa whoa, cool your jets for a sec, folks. We ain't out to stir no trouble here.

DJZen
12-22-2005, 03:52 AM
But Dr. Casey, fat people are teh secks.

Del Murder
12-22-2005, 03:52 AM
Lately I pwnzd the Judges on TWO of their own threads, insulted various posters's tenuous grasp of the English language, responded "Heidegger" to "who's the sexiest?" polls, and made otherwise derisive comments in general.
You insult poster's tenuous grasp of the English language yet you use the word 'pwnzd'? Not leadership material. Though I've always liked your Heidegger gimmick.

DJZen
12-22-2005, 03:53 AM
My what gimmick?

Leeza
12-22-2005, 03:55 AM
Well, I miss half a day of EoFF and I come back as leader of the Fat Chocobos and I'm not even fat..or yellow...or a chocobo. Cool. :)

Loony BoB
12-22-2005, 03:57 AM
I fully support either Leeza or Murder as leader, as I still think they are the best suited for such a job as this. I would go as far as to say Murd was made for it.

Quina
12-22-2005, 03:57 AM
Mmm mmm I would like to eat fat chocobo!

Dr. Casey
12-22-2005, 03:58 AM
Hey Leeza, did you know that the "chocobos" were a derogatory term for British tax collectors who had been tarred and feathered (with chicken feathers) and the creators of Final Fantasy merely ripped this off starting with the second game?

Quina
12-22-2005, 03:58 AM
mmm chicken!

-N-
12-22-2005, 03:59 AM
Actually Leeza is fat. And a chocobo. But not yellow. ;]

In any case, the official Fat Chocobo policy is to be rather welcoming to anyone to come and eat or do business. We don't approve of gunplay, although we have our protection.

Leeza
12-22-2005, 04:00 AM
I did not know that Dr. Casey. Maybe Del is the best for this job since he already has plenty of experience. I vote Del! :)

EDIT: *makes mental note to ban Neel at earliest convenience* :)

Del Murder
12-22-2005, 04:04 AM
The only leadership I will be doing is my usual pulling the strings from behind the scenes.

-N-
12-22-2005, 04:04 AM
I'd suggest against it, Leeza.

I'd hate for you to have redundancies on your To Do list. :p

But hey, ban me and this leadership thing is yours. :p

Dr. Casey
12-22-2005, 04:14 AM
*Hands Neel $30,000 and sits down with a sigh*

That's enough to get a milkshake, right?

nik0tine
12-22-2005, 04:14 AM
Wait a minute, who is our leader? I support neel, and I sense Fsub Tension.

DK
12-22-2005, 04:17 AM
As long as Neel remains a Fat Chocobo, they'll always be good with The Turks.

http://www.globaleye.org.uk/primary_spring2002/eyeon/images/india-flag.gif
http://images.encarta.msn.com/xrefmedia/sharemed/targets/illus/flg/T049184A.jpg

:D

Loony BoB
12-22-2005, 04:19 AM
I'm liking how this gang has no real qualms with any other gang, just as it should be given their position and sources of income. :up: Good stuff.

I hope we manage a decent 'agreement' with the insurance folk at Corneo's, too. We may have a few disagreements going on with rival gangs in our restaurants.

-N-
12-22-2005, 04:22 AM
Ah, my good old pal Kyono. But of course; we are always open for you.

On a side note, we have our first spinoff! #fat_neelobo!

Dr. Casey
12-22-2005, 04:23 AM
Hey, what about my milkshake? I need something to warm me up.

Del Murder
12-22-2005, 04:24 AM
prinz is our leader. Let no one question his rule, or they shall meet with an enforcing.

Primus Inter Pares
12-22-2005, 04:24 AM
The Judges will make no trouble in the 'bo. We do however offer security against common thieves and beggars.

nik0tine
12-22-2005, 04:24 AM
Hey, what about my milkshake? I need something to warm me up.

Maybe you should have ordered a hot milkshake.

Dr. Casey
12-22-2005, 04:26 AM
I order a milkshake that came straight from Hell, which I'm sure you can all easily get since this gang is in cahoots with Satan!

-N-
12-22-2005, 04:27 AM
Hey, what about my milkshake? I need something to warm me up.I'll serve you one here, but that's it - if you want food, go to #fat_chocobo (irc.eyesonff.com:6667). If you want business, then let's open up some dialogue somewhere. ;)

Del Murder
12-22-2005, 04:28 AM
I order a milkshake that came straight from Hell, which I'm sure you can all easily get since this gang is in cahoots with Satan!
There's a $10 off the menu charge. Is that ok?

Ace Protorney
12-22-2005, 04:28 AM
Why am I picked as a Fat Chocobo? I'm not really complaining, I'd rather be in the same 'gang' as some of you, but why was I selected as well? O_o

Loony BoB
12-22-2005, 04:29 AM
The Judges will make no trouble in the 'bo. We do however offer security against common thieves and beggars.
We're able to handle our own affairs. We bring in your men, we bring in your problems. No way are we hiring outsiders. We're big enough.

EDIT: Proto, members were randomly picked.

-N-
12-22-2005, 04:31 AM
PiP, we appreciate your peace and hope you will be able to keep true to that. We also appreciate your offerings, but we do not require such services at this time. Thanks. ;)

(Feels weird telling BoB to be more charismatic, but be more charismatic, BoB! :p)

Primus Inter Pares
12-22-2005, 04:32 AM
Good to hear, serve well and prosper :D

DK
12-22-2005, 04:34 AM
Well, seeing as I'm not entirely sure what the leadership is at the Turk's 'cause eest hasn't returned yet, I'll pretend that i'm second in command and come to Fat Chocobotown to congratulate Neel on his leadership and also extend the hand of friendship and brotherhood, and a promise that anything the Chocobo's need from our part of town will be supplied as soon as possible.

Ace Protorney
12-22-2005, 04:35 AM
Haha, ok. Fat Chocobo I am then!

I'll protect the little people!

-N-
12-22-2005, 04:47 AM
Well, seeing as I'm not entirely sure what the leadership is at the Turk's 'cause eest hasn't returned yet, I'll pretend that i'm second in command and come to Fat Chocobotown to congratulate Neel on his leadership and also extend the hand of friendship and brotherhood, and a promise that anything the Chocobo's need from our part of town will be supplied as soon as possible.Thank you sir. Stop by for a drink sometime!

rubah
12-22-2005, 05:01 AM
Hey neel, I might need to use #A_Room for a while. Just keep it on PiP's tab, plz.

Primus Inter Pares
12-22-2005, 05:06 AM
I expect Hsu to pay that one.

rubah
12-22-2005, 05:14 AM
He's broke from paying the $35.

Primus Inter Pares
12-22-2005, 05:15 AM
You're that cheap nowadays? :eek:

rubah
12-22-2005, 05:39 AM
I've always had the same rate.

And I can't control it either.

Del Murder
12-22-2005, 05:57 AM
If it's a night of companionship you desire, Fat Chocobo's recommends Terra's Brothel, on the corner of Treno and 7th Sector. Mention us by name and you receive 10% off.

Vyk
12-22-2005, 06:46 AM
All the hotels are in the Fat Chocobo district? Man...

Wait. You're not talking about hotels...

Markus. D
12-22-2005, 07:06 AM
is this sig alright for official gang concept art?

or is it not "badass" enough?

Dr. Casey
12-22-2005, 08:22 AM
I dunno if it's badass, but it's pretty kickass regardless.

Markus. D
12-22-2005, 08:29 AM
:)

Necronopticous
12-22-2005, 10:01 AM
This is clearly the best gang.

Old Manus
12-22-2005, 11:08 AM
I skipped pages 1-4 because I knew you were all waiting for me

Markus. D
12-22-2005, 11:18 AM
HI :)

Old Manus
12-22-2005, 11:19 AM
OMFG TUSKAKAKSA YOU ARE FAT TOO

Dreddz
12-22-2005, 11:25 AM
You lot shouldnt get cocky, you'll be on the turks plates soon enough...

Primus Inter Pares
12-22-2005, 12:24 PM
They are already threatening you after you told them you wished for peace.

Endless
12-22-2005, 12:31 PM
You lot shouldnt get cocky, you'll be on the turks plates soon enough...

We'd put you turkeys on our plates first. :)

Dreddz
12-22-2005, 12:31 PM
Awwwwww, I feel ive missed something......

Kossage
12-22-2005, 12:56 PM
Heh, this seems to be interesting. Greetings. :p

Primus Inter Pares
12-22-2005, 01:28 PM
The Fat Chocobos clearly wish neutrality, yet they have been threatened by the Turks, this proves what the Turks think of fair play.

Markus. D
12-22-2005, 01:34 PM
im a follower of President rufus on the inside.

TURKS ARE TEH CHOCOBOS!!!!

Dreddz
12-22-2005, 01:58 PM
The Fat Chocobos clearly wish neutrality, yet they have been threatened by the Turks, this proves what the Turks think of fair play.
There giving us the upper hand. We play fair, its just the Fat Chocobos are pussy (cats)

Primus Inter Pares
12-22-2005, 02:04 PM
We shall have no threatening of the 'bos, take your imperialism elsewhere.

KentaRawr!
12-22-2005, 04:38 PM
Do not threaten us. We wish for peace, but if given the circumstances, we might cast Meteor on you.

Shoden
12-22-2005, 06:21 PM
Don't listen to the Turks, they want to kill your men like they killed Germ from the Judges.

Old Manus
12-22-2005, 06:41 PM
Don't listen to pip, he is a dirty turncoat who betrayed his brothers

The Jamie Star Scenario
12-22-2005, 06:43 PM
I had seafood soup yesterday, well Tom Yum seafood soup, it smelt like dog food and was nasty!

Raistlin
12-22-2005, 06:45 PM
Nemingway's Hood wishes a cordial relationship with its neighbor, the Fat Chocobos.

Old Manus
12-22-2005, 06:45 PM
The Fat Chocobo makes good food. We know this.

Primus Inter Pares
12-22-2005, 06:47 PM
Indeed, and with Neel as the Keep, there's nothing that can go wrong.

Ace Protorney
12-22-2005, 06:55 PM
Seafood soup is ace. :thumb:

Strider
12-22-2005, 07:07 PM
We will not tolerate threats to anyone that isn't a Judge. :D

On behalf of the organization, I apologize for someone else's aggressiveness and ask for some seafood soup.

Old Manus
12-22-2005, 07:08 PM
Outsiders have to pay (or sing, whichever is more humiliating)

Rainecloud
12-22-2005, 07:10 PM
Outsiders have to pay (or sing, whichever is more humiliating)

*drops trousers*

"The Old Grey Mare she ain't what she used to be, ain't what she used to be..."

Strider
12-22-2005, 07:15 PM
*drops a fifty down*

-N-
12-22-2005, 07:24 PM
Some things have been up it seems, this PiP fellow seems to have changed sides. In any case, we accept the Turkish apologies on behalf of their feisty member. Come by the restaurant for your seafood soup.

(I'm allergic to seafood. ;_; )

rubah
12-22-2005, 07:35 PM
hey neel, hsu told me to give you this

*hands over an envelope*

Yeah, it was good. ;]

Primus Inter Pares
12-22-2005, 07:35 PM
Good, good, I hope the bridges I built will be transferred to teh Turk side.

rubah
12-22-2005, 07:44 PM
you still paying the rest of last night's tab for me, pip?

Miriel
12-22-2005, 07:52 PM
*stabs Loony BoB in the face*

-N-
12-22-2005, 07:57 PM
Good, good, I hope the bridges I built will be transferred to teh Turk side.We already have good relations with the Turks, although the solidity of your own bridges may depend on the nature of your recent actions. Until that comes to light, we welcome you as a patron to the Fat Chocobo.

edit: Hey, wtf? You can't stab BoB in the face. Duh.

CloudDragon
12-22-2005, 08:00 PM
I demand you to take me off this gang. I wasn't even informed!

Loony BoB
12-22-2005, 08:00 PM
Miriel, get your nipples out of my face, that's disgusting. Murd's over there.

Vyk
12-22-2005, 08:02 PM
*Snicker*

CloudDragon
12-22-2005, 08:02 PM
This is your last warning. I'm a Turk at heart now change me back.

Miriel
12-22-2005, 08:04 PM
Miriel, get your nipples out of my face, that's disgusting. Murd's over there.
Oh yeah? Want me to kick your ass?

Loony BoB
12-22-2005, 08:05 PM
CD: You either live with the gang you're given or you opt out of the whole thing. Nobody got to choose their gang, not even me. I've said this to countless people already and won't change that opinion for anyone.

CloudDragon
12-22-2005, 08:06 PM
Alright how was I supposed to know?

I opt out.

Loony BoB
12-22-2005, 08:09 PM
CloudDragon has cleaned up his act and left the life of a gangster.

Miriel
12-22-2005, 08:12 PM
*Sets fat chocobo on fire*

CloudDragon
12-22-2005, 08:12 PM
That and I'm sleeping with my parole officer ;)

Old Manus
12-22-2005, 08:22 PM
clouddragon is like CJ, except not black

Del Murder
12-22-2005, 08:31 PM
How dare you set our restaurant on fire! Someone's not getting her Christmas present...

Miriel
12-22-2005, 08:33 PM
I officially seduce Del Murder away from the fat rats with wings gang.

themagicroundabout
12-22-2005, 08:33 PM
Hello :)
i heard you do some "pretty good food" :)

SummonerYuna
12-22-2005, 08:33 PM
So Fat chocobos. You really havn't done anything to us so I won't harm you. lol!! ( I love this ):D

Del Murder
12-22-2005, 08:34 PM
What can I say? Power is sexy.

Vyk
12-22-2005, 08:55 PM
You better hurry up and get by your woman's side Del. She's fixing to get herself slaughtered by most of the gangs in EoFF-City

(Plus we could kinda use another hand in defending against the trouble she's causing XD)

Del Murder
12-22-2005, 09:08 PM
Due to the fire (investigation pending), half our stock of chocobo eggs has been destroyed. Therefore, our famous omelets are now double price until further notice. We apologize to our patrons for the inconvenience.

-N-
12-22-2005, 09:16 PM
I'll view this as a personal attack unless confirmed to be an accident.

Loony BoB
12-22-2005, 09:18 PM
NEWS FLASH!!!
Miriel has murdered Loony BoB. The death occurred after BoB walked in on Miriel and one Sexy McAwesome. The three of them reportedly dragged a fight down the stairs into the middle of the restaurant. It was unclear what the argument began with, however there was much shouting about some kind of evil plot. Miriel shot at BoB before he could reveal any further. Del Murder allegedly was trying to calm the situation down when the firing occurred, and had flung himself into the line of fire just a second too early, falling flat on his face a moment before Miriel fired the shot. Some people say he was valiantly defending his gang member, some say he was just trying to save his own butt as he thought Sexy McAwesome was about to fire at him. Others say he tripped.

Madonna
12-22-2005, 09:22 PM
I shall dedicate part of my busy schedule into hunting down Miriel myself. I cannot allow such a crazed murderer run amok.

-N-
12-22-2005, 09:27 PM
My fellow Fat Chocobos:

I do not lie when I say my first reaction to this heinous incident is to just kick the crap out of Miriel, or Sexy, or any other Shumi. But then I was reminded by myself, "We are not thugs! We are not petty gangs! We are the Fat Chocobos!" And against my bitter feelings, I have decided to resolve this the Fat Chocobo manner. Del Murder and I will open discussions with the Shumi leaders on this matter, and we will discuss penances and the fate of the Shumis involved in this tragedy.

I must also remind all Chocobos and Shumis about our relationships (most notably Del and Miriel), and to exercise judgement before acting rashly. Thank you.

Miriel
12-22-2005, 09:40 PM
Y'all need to stop deleting posts.

But I promise to cease hostilities with the rats with wings if you agree to ally yourselves against the Judges as well as that pesky Rasin character.

-N-
12-22-2005, 09:48 PM
I appreciate the extension of the olive branch, although we will not take any hostile stance towards any group unless struck first, and the Judges and Namingway's has not done anything as of yet (unless they were responsible for the fire in the restaurant).

Miriel
12-22-2005, 09:50 PM
Weak sauce.

Del Murder
12-22-2005, 09:53 PM
My dear, I will follow you anywhere!

Miriel
12-22-2005, 09:54 PM
:aimkiss:

Del Murder
12-22-2005, 09:55 PM
How about I close up shop early today and we get away from all this for a while?

KentaRawr!
12-22-2005, 10:00 PM
Del Murder, please give this message to Neel. It's from Raistlin of the Namingways.

"Nemingway's Hood wishes a cordial relationship with its neighbor, the Fat Chocobos."

Also, remember that shop hours will not be changed. You must recieve permission from Neel to do so. And remember to give him your reasoning first, or else he will kill you. :choc2:

SammieBabe
12-22-2005, 10:03 PM
Good Evening Chocobos. I come to you in peace to offer condolences in the death of Loony BoB. He was a great man and his webcam performances will be missed.
However I do require your assistance. As you are aware our member, Germ Hamee was murdered. If you could please check with your members and verify their whereabout for the evening , we can find the killer and move on with our lives. Please PM me any info you may have.


Thank You.

Old Manus
12-22-2005, 10:06 PM
sammiebabe was the killer

KentaRawr!
12-22-2005, 10:09 PM
sammiebabe was the killer

Actually it was BoB.

Del Murder
12-22-2005, 10:09 PM
I was at the restaurant most of the evening, and I also went to the cleaners to get some...pasta...stains out of the tablecloths.

-N-
12-22-2005, 10:11 PM
I can tell you, cleaning up marinara sauce is a pain.

KentaRawr!
12-22-2005, 10:11 PM
I was at the restaurant most of the evening, and I also went to the cleaners to get some...pasta...stains out of the tablecloths.

Del, I will just get more towels. Trust me, it's IMPOSSIBLE to get those stains out. But why do they smell so funny? :eek:

-N-
12-22-2005, 10:18 PM
Maybe someone spilled ammonia on them.

DK
12-22-2005, 10:19 PM
So, when are we going to get a good Indian open around here?

Old Manus
12-22-2005, 10:21 PM
sex innuendo joke lol

themagicroundabout
12-22-2005, 10:26 PM
Is there any of that "seafood soup" left? :excited:

-N-
12-22-2005, 10:31 PM
Fat Chocobo's will be serving for at least another hour or so.

themagicroundabout
12-22-2005, 10:34 PM
OK then, i'll take 15 "seafood soups" please :)

-N-
12-22-2005, 10:39 PM
$49.50, and don't forget to tip your waitress.

themagicroundabout
12-22-2005, 10:43 PM
righto skipper :)
that was a very enjoyable meal, and i hope to dine here often! :)
*hands over money*
*tips waitress*
*leaves*
*heads for home*
*sneezes*

Old Manus
12-22-2005, 10:43 PM
(read: neel is a waitress dressed in drag)

Markus. D
12-22-2005, 10:50 PM
I need a member to go to the Market place.

I would ussually go myself... but it isnt here.

its in Corneos district.

I need: 1x box of bread crumbs
25x fillet of fish
25x Burger Buns without sesame seeds.
3kg kilos of tartar sauce.
25x cheese slices (cheddar)

edit: nevermind I will go myself.


thanks for your help.

Bowser
12-22-2005, 11:02 PM
So far you guys don't suck as much as the Turks. Good Job. We must avenge Germ Hamee!

Markus. D
12-22-2005, 11:11 PM
okay Im back, they arent as bad as the turks said they were...

erm, I will start cooking up fish fillet burgers.

*puts burger buns in steamer while fish are in the fryer*

edit: okay, the burgers are now on dress bench, they will soon be available to buy.

ffxfreak93
12-22-2005, 11:31 PM
i've finally arrived!!

ffxfreak93 reporting for duty!!

Ace Protorney
12-22-2005, 11:33 PM
Neel, you need to be a more aggressive leader. BoB died and we need to avenge his death!

-N-
12-22-2005, 11:35 PM
Hey Agent, this is touchy territory, what with Del being with Miriel, Miriel and the Turks opposing the Judges and Namingways, and our good trade with the Judges and Namingways. Any drastic steps will just further this quagmire - we will proceed with caution and wisdom, the Fat Chocobo way.

Ace Protorney
12-22-2005, 11:37 PM
Caution and wisdom my ass. We need to get down and dirty and take down those responsible! I don't care if anything goes wrong, it needs to be done! If anything happens, I shall take full responsibility!

-N-
12-22-2005, 11:42 PM
Attacking the Shumis will just trigger a gang war. We have to get together and sort this all out diplomatically first. I will reserve the conference room at Fat Chocobo's tonight and invite Turks and Judges to come to a truce before proceeding further. We can deal with the Shumis later.

DK
12-22-2005, 11:45 PM
Man, it's been a long day. I need a beer. An INDIAN beer. Plz.

Ace Protorney
12-22-2005, 11:45 PM
Yeah, whatever Neel.

SummonerYuna
12-22-2005, 11:50 PM
Hey our conference with us and the turks will now be at the conference room.

Vyk
12-22-2005, 11:53 PM
I've stressed this to pretty much every other gang that Miriel has had aggressive dealings with, so let me say it here. Miriel has effectively defected from the Shumi Tribe. She acts on her own accord without the backing, or approval of her tribesmen. She is not the leader of the Shumi, and her actions most deffinitely do not reflect or represent us or our intentions. If she needs to be accountable, hold her and her alone accountable. We Shumi had nothing to do with her dealings.

-N-
12-22-2005, 11:54 PM
Man, it's been a long day. I need a beer. An INDIAN beer. Plz./me passes Dan the last Kingfisher

nik0tine
12-23-2005, 01:18 AM
Someone want to tell me whats going on? BoB is dead. Whats happened to Neel?

Shauna
12-23-2005, 01:20 AM
He's dead. He was killed by Fat Chocobos!

Loony BoB
12-23-2005, 01:21 AM
Neel was killed by pretty much all other Fat Chocobos in a coup.

Markus. D
12-23-2005, 01:25 AM
okay, they are ready to purchase.

3.95 each.


edit: out of my ingredients i made 375 burgers.

Ace Protorney
12-23-2005, 01:44 AM
The conference room was ambushed by us. Leeza likely took Neel down. :O

Loony BoB
12-23-2005, 01:50 AM
Surviving Fat Chocobos: Agent Proto, Del Murder, DJZen, ffxfreak93, Kentarou, nik0tine, Old Manus, Tsukasa.

ffxfreak93
12-23-2005, 02:27 AM
i survived!!oh thank you jesus!!:bow:

Psychotic
12-23-2005, 02:32 AM
I don't suppose Fat Chocobo's Restaurant sells food to the corpses of the people they slaughtered, do they? 'cause I could sure murder a Seafood Soup right now.

Ace Protorney
12-23-2005, 02:51 AM
Now that Neel has fallen, one of us has to take control of Fat Chocobo. Del seems like the best choice to lead us. I am just an Agent.

Del Snizz
12-23-2005, 03:32 AM
I saw three ships come sailing by
on Christmas Day, on Christmas Day.
I saw three ships come sailing by
on Christmas Day in the morning.

Khaotic
12-23-2005, 03:34 AM
And what was in those ships all three
on Christmas Day, on Christmas Day?
And what was in those ships all three
on Christmas Day in the morning?

Shlup
12-23-2005, 03:34 AM
The Virgin Mary and Christ were there
on Christmas Day, on Christmas Day.
The virgin Mary and Christ were there
on Christmas Day in the morning.

Loony BoB
12-23-2005, 03:41 AM
Shortly after Corneo's Gang left, Agent Proto was shot by Kentarou for being too aggressive, who was shot by ffxfreak93 for not managing the restaurant well enough, who was shot by DJZen for refusing his DJing skills, who was shot by Tsukasa because he didn't like dance music at Fat Chocobos, who was shot by Old Manus because Manus slipped, who was shot by nik0tine for being so clumsy. nik0tine promptly died of lung cancer. Del Murder was absent while this happened, as he was too busy canoodling with Miriel over at the Shumi Tribe.

Ace Protorney
12-23-2005, 03:47 AM
That sucks. :(

ffxfreak93
12-23-2005, 03:55 AM
i know it does

Shlup
12-23-2005, 03:55 AM
He didn't say any of you died. Ha!

-N-
12-23-2005, 03:56 AM
Is that what happens when I stop contributing to the script? >_<

Del Murder
12-23-2005, 03:56 AM
Fear not, it is still business as usual. Don't mind the heads of all those rival gang members on our walls. That's just some added flair.

Shlup
12-23-2005, 03:57 AM
Remind me not to order the hamburger here.

Ace Protorney
12-23-2005, 03:57 AM
Apparently I'm still living if I still have this title. D:

Loony BoB
12-23-2005, 04:28 AM
Haha, I thought the titles would go away when I delete the usergroups. I guess I have to delete the ranks themselves. Shoulda figured.

nik0tine
12-23-2005, 04:47 AM
He didn't say any of you died. Ha!
He said I died. :(

This gang is done for...

Markus. D
12-23-2005, 04:57 AM
Remind me not to order the hamburger here.

T_T you hurt the cooks feelings.

ffxfreak93
12-23-2005, 05:27 AM
He didn't say any of you died. Ha!
yay i'm still alive

EDIT:scratch that,i just mysteriously died once i made this post

Vyk
12-23-2005, 05:34 AM
He didn't say you died, he said you got shot, is what she meant. But it doesn't matter now :D

ffxfreak93
12-23-2005, 05:44 AM
well i knew that,but then the title dissapeared and i was like wtf??

escobert
12-23-2005, 07:28 AM
What up :D

Tasura
12-23-2005, 07:34 AM
Is it to late to get some food?

escobert
12-23-2005, 07:38 AM
no

nik0tine
12-23-2005, 07:43 AM
Did I die because I was inactive taking a nap?

Tasura
12-23-2005, 08:00 AM
the Mr. Cook of Hell, cook some hell food.

Markus. D
12-23-2005, 10:59 AM
Shortly after Corneo's Gang left, Agent Proto was shot by Kentarou for being too aggressive, who was shot by ffxfreak93 for not managing the restaurant well enough, who was shot by DJZen for refusing his DJing skills, who was shot by Tsukasa because he didn't like dance music at Fat Chocobos, who was shot by Old Manus because Manus slipped, who was shot by nik0tine for being so clumsy. nik0tine promptly died of lung cancer. Del Murder was absent while this happened, as he was too busy canoodling with Miriel over at the Shumi Tribe.

... :( im gangless.

ps: you dont deserve to bask in my glory anyone Fat Chocobos....

Old Manus
12-23-2005, 11:48 AM
I killed tsukasa :cool:

Shauna
12-23-2005, 01:17 PM
Tsukasa, you died. :D

Shoden
12-23-2005, 01:35 PM
The Naimgways still live I tell ya!

I was asleep!

Come on No bloody way I was going to stay awake till 5AM for this!!

Shauna
12-23-2005, 02:07 PM
No, Bladen, you died. With the Judges. :D

Ace Protorney
12-23-2005, 03:01 PM
Let's just say I survived getting shot. I'm critically injured though. :P

Edit: Ok, or maybe not. Now my title is gone.

Loony BoB
12-23-2005, 04:13 PM
These kind of threads are not tolerated in Feedback. They have nothing to do with feedback, actually. *closes*