Fat Chocobos - Happy Hour: Toma's Pop half off!

[Loony BoB]

Del Murder and Leeza are prime candidates to head our gang, which is obviously based at Fat Chocobos, the Italian restaurant down the way.

[Primus Inter Pares]

The Judges come with warm greetings to the 'bos, and wish you the best of luck, and our continued friendship. :heart:

[KentaRawr!]

Hey, I am a Fat Chocobo. o_O ...

BoB, might I ask, why was I chosen to be in this gang? It confuses me much. I just found out about gangs by looking at Feena's title saying she was a judge. m_m I am baffled.

But anyways, I am proud to be a Fat Chocobo, and will be your bank and protect your rare items as if they were my own! :choc:

[Loony BoB]

Gang members were chosen using Excel's random number feature. =] Just to see how people would work together with people that might not usually be in their usual social frame.

[KentaRawr!]

Gang members were chosen using Excel's random number feature. =] Just to see how people would work together with people that might not usually be in their usual social frame.

Ah. How might we work together? I read the announcement, but I was unable to find out how we were going to do this. :choc2:

[Loony BoB]

Still working on that! Check the stickied thread in this forum.

I'm waiting for more of the Fat Chocobos to provide input as to what role they feel they'd take up in all of this. I see you're interested in finances and security? :D

[Sapphiresea]

Gang members were chosen using Excel's random number feature. =] Just to see how people would work together with people that might not usually be in their usual social frame.
you know...thats a really good Idea!!:p

[WarZidane]

The Turks offer their protection and friendship to this rare breed of Chocobo's.

[Loony BoB]

It seems we are being approached by warring factions. Interesting.

[Resha]

The Judges come with warm greetings to the 'bos, and wish you the best of luck, and our continued friendship. :heart:
How can you possibly call a faction that gives such a warm, tender greeting a 'warring faction'? :whimper:

[KentaRawr!]

It seems we are being approached by warring factions. Interesting.

Indeed it does. As head of security and finances, I say we throw all our banking accounts at them. Send the Black Chocobo's for bombing, and the Yellow for a main assault! :choc2:

[Loony BoB]

We'd best sort out a leader first. *waits for more members to arrive*

[KentaRawr!]

We'd best sort out a leader first. *waits for more members to arrive*

Well, you are Administrator. And Matt's Closet is the perfect hiding spot for a military official. :choc:

Edit: I vote BoB for leader. I also believe that to practice working with one another, we should make signatures for each-other and not ourselves. This will help our internetz skillz.

[nik0tine]

Well, I've arrived.

[Loony BoB]

While we wait for all those who wish to be leader, we should also note that we'll need second-in-commands and people responsible for security, recruitment and (most importantly) the restaurant.

[Primus Inter Pares]

The Judges wish only to promote friendship with all of teh civilised clans.

And we will protect you against any attack by the Turks, would this happen in the future, as it most undoubedtly will.

[rubah]

B0BxD is the type that would rather go to europe to avoid a war and come back and take charge during times of more generalized peace when the former leader has gone.

[Skarr]

So are all of you guys fat, or just greedy(Looney Bob)?

[Loony BoB]

I ain't fat, but I am a chocobo. As for greed, well, y'no, people are people...

[Primus Inter Pares]

They're all so sexy :heart:

[KentaRawr!]

The Judges wish only to promote friendship with all of teh civilised clans.

And we will protect you against any attack by the Turks, would this happen in the future, as it most undoubedtly will.

Life insurance for fat birds, eh?

Believe me, our Chocobo Troops can defend themselves if need be. Just play FFT and adore our power. :tongue:

Edit: Upon taking the offer into consideration... I realized that FFT had no fat chocobo's. We will consider your offer. Keep in mind that we are a peaceful clan, and do not wish to enter conflict. And also, we are still in the process of deciding on a leader, secondary leader, and who will run the restauraunt.

I volunteer to run the restauraunt.

[DJZen]

This gang is directionless and lacks panache. We need to do something drastic to show the other gangs we mean business or they'll walk all over us. I say we launch syphillys infested blankets at The Judges or drop Sector 6 on The Turks. Either way, somebody obviously needs to get killed. At this rate we'll end up like The Mimes, and NOBODY wants to end up like that.

[KentaRawr!]

This gang is directionless and lacks panache. We need to do something drastic to show the other gangs we mean business or they'll walk all over us. I say we launch syphillys infested blankets at The Judges or drop Sector 6 on The Turks. Either way, somebody obviously needs to get killed. At this rate we'll end up like The Mimes, and NOBODY wants to end up like that.

Agreed. Now making a team called "Fat Chocobo" in FFTA. I will stomp all the other clans. >=)

[rubah]

This gang is directionless and lacks panache. We need to do something drastic to show the other gangs we mean business or they'll walk all over us.
You could start a nightclub.

[Primus Inter Pares]

Life insurance for fat birds, eh?

Believe me, our Chocobo Troops can defend themselves if need be. Just play FFT and adore our power. :tongue:

Edit: Upon taking the offer into consideration... I realized that FFT had no fat chocobo's. We will consider your offer. Keep in mind that we are a peaceful clan, and do not wish to enter conflict. And also, we are still in the process of deciding on a leader, secondary leader, and who will run the restauraunt.

I volunteer to run the restauraunt.
We will not drag you into any conflict, just protect you shall conflict come to you.

[DJZen]

You could start a nightclub.

And then burn it down with the other gangs inside? Agreed. You and me could go far, kid.

[KentaRawr!]

We will not drag you into any conflict, just protect you shall conflict come to you.

...Yes, of course.

I hereby decree an everlasting friendship between clans "The Judges" and "Fat Chocobo's"!

May our friendship last through the eons.

[nik0tine]

I volunteer to be second in command. If that fails, I'm up for recruitment duty.

[rubah]

And then burn it down with the other gangs inside? Agreed. You and me could go far, kid.
Just so long as we can take out fire insureance on our set.

[Loony BoB]

With so few members talking, I think we should wait until we have an established leader before saying much. We have 31 members and only a handful have posted.

Fat Chocobo's
Fat Chocobo's is a large restaurant where what is widely regarded as the original big gang of EoFF City started up. After taking over a few other restaurants around town and organising a few favours for people, Fat Chocobo's soon became in control of a portion of the central city as well as the South-East commercial/residential area of town. Fat Chocobo's has in the past gained respect from other gangs by being a more commercially based gang than a violence based gang, not to mention their great food and accomodation.

Being lined up against six gangs, Fat Chocobo's has kept up a steady trade and smuggling system in order to avoid problems. Controlling trade between the two port gangs and the other city-central gang (Corneo's) and, via the South City Highway, The Judges. They also provide the other gangs with a 'safe place' when all the leaders are going for talks. Overall, Fat Chocobo's is considered a safe area for such things - however that doesn't come without the constant edginess of being on border with so many gangs, and when Turks and Judges both eat at Fat Chocobo's on the same night, the results can never be good.

[KentaRawr!]

With so few members talking, I think we should wait until we have an established leader before saying much. We have 31 members and only a handful have posted.

Fat Chocobo's
Fat Chocobo's is a large restaurant where what is widely regarded as the original big gang of EoFF City started up. After taking over a few other restaurants around town and organising a few favours for people, Fat Chocobo's soon became in control of a portion of the central city as well as the South-East commercial/residential area of town. Fat Chocobo's has in the past gained respect from other gangs by being a more commercially based gang than a violence based gang, not to mention their great food and accomodation.

Being lined up against six gangs, Fat Chocobo's has kept up a steady trade and smuggling system in order to avoid problems. Controlling trade between the two port gangs and the other city-central gang (Corneo's) and, via the South City Highway, The Judges. They also provide the other gangs with a 'safe place' when all the leaders are going for talks. Overall, Fat Chocobo's is considered a safe area for such things - however that doesn't come without the constant edginess of being on border with so many gangs, and when Turks and Judges both eat at Fat Chocobo's on the same night, the results can never be good.

Should I remind some people that they were chosen? :choc:

[-N-]

We'd best sort out a leader first. *waits for more members to arrive*He has arrived.
http://img.photobucket.com/albums/1003/sickhappy/kinggandhi.jpg

Order of business #1:
The actual restaurant "Fat Chocobos" has been opened at the following address:

irc.eyesonff.com:6667
#fat_chocobo

See you there.

(edit: wrong port :p)

[Del Murder]

Like any good gang we will squeeze every last penny out of our restaurant, and then burn it to the ground.

[nik0tine]

Neel for leader!

[Primus Inter Pares]

Neel would be a strong and wise leader for the 'bos.

[Del Murder]

He has two yellow titles. It's a perfect fit.

[DJZen]

I have already done more for the Chocobos in less time than Neel. Neel will lead you all to slaughter. Z-OMG CLAN SCHISM!!!!11

[KentaRawr!]

Alas, Fat Chocobos doesn't fit in FFTA, so I am calling it F-Chocobo.

What kinds of foods will we have in the restauraunt, out of curiosity?

[nik0tine]

He has two yellow titles. It's a perfect fit.

Agreed. "Fat Chocobos" is Indian cuisine anyway, isn't it?

[-N-]

Say, DJZen, how about wrapping up that FF Rap Walkthrough sometime? :D

Apparently Fat Chocobos is an Italian restaurant.

[DJZen]

Hey Neel, how about leading the party for a change ;)

[Del Murder]

I have already done more for the Chocobos in less time than Neel. Neel will lead you all to slaughter. Z-OMG CLAN SCHISM!!!!11
Yeah, but he posted a silly image. And on the internet it's all about your image.

Fat Chocobo is an Italian place, but there is a Taste of India across the street.

[-N-]

Dude, Gandhi + crown = total leadage.

Anyways, seriously, come by the restaurant. One customer already!

[rubah]

Neel cooks good.

#fat_chocobo needs more indian chefs.

[DJZen]

I've posted more funny pictures on EoFF than any other member, not to mention my pwnzing signatures and inscruitable avatar.

[Primus Inter Pares]

The Judges wish good relations with you, will you respond in kind?

[Del Murder]

I've posted more funny pictures on EoFF than any other member, not to mention my pwnzing signatures and inscruitable avatar.
Yeah, but what have you done lately?

The Fat Chocobos respond in kind to everyone...with a sizable pocketbook.

[nik0tine]

Guys, I've an idea for our official mascot.

What say you? (http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v380/nik0tine/DSC02557.jpg)

[DJZen]

Yeah, but what have you done lately?

The Fat Chocobos respond in kind to everyone...with a sizable pocketbook.

Lately I pwnzd the Judges on TWO of their own threads, insulted various posters's tenuous grasp of the English language, responded "Heidegger" to "who's the sexiest?" polls, and made otherwise derisive comments in general.

[Dr. Casey]

I'm rather fat myself (653 pounds), and I'm very offended by the name of this group that you all thoughtlessly came up with.

[Mr. Graves]

Ehh... Wark?

[-N-]

Whoa whoa, cool your jets for a sec, folks. We ain't out to stir no trouble here.

[DJZen]

But Dr. Casey, fat people are teh secks.

[Del Murder]

Lately I pwnzd the Judges on TWO of their own threads, insulted various posters's tenuous grasp of the English language, responded "Heidegger" to "who's the sexiest?" polls, and made otherwise derisive comments in general.
You insult poster's tenuous grasp of the English language yet you use the word 'pwnzd'? Not leadership material. Though I've always liked your Heidegger gimmick.

[DJZen]

My what gimmick?

[Leeza]

Well, I miss half a day of EoFF and I come back as leader of the Fat Chocobos and I'm not even fat..or yellow...or a chocobo. Cool. :)

[Loony BoB]

I fully support either Leeza or Murder as leader, as I still think they are the best suited for such a job as this. I would go as far as to say Murd was made for it.

[Quina]

Mmm mmm I would like to eat fat chocobo!

[Dr. Casey]

Hey Leeza, did you know that the "chocobos" were a derogatory term for British tax collectors who had been tarred and feathered (with chicken feathers) and the creators of Final Fantasy merely ripped this off starting with the second game?

[Quina]

mmm chicken!

[-N-]

Actually Leeza is fat. And a chocobo. But not yellow. ;]

In any case, the official Fat Chocobo policy is to be rather welcoming to anyone to come and eat or do business. We don't approve of gunplay, although we have our protection.

[Leeza]

I did not know that Dr. Casey. Maybe Del is the best for this job since he already has plenty of experience. I vote Del! :)

EDIT: *makes mental note to ban Neel at earliest convenience* :)

[Del Murder]

The only leadership I will be doing is my usual pulling the strings from behind the scenes.

[-N-]

I'd suggest against it, Leeza.

I'd hate for you to have redundancies on your To Do list. :p

But hey, ban me and this leadership thing is yours. :p

[Dr. Casey]

*Hands Neel $30,000 and sits down with a sigh*

That's enough to get a milkshake, right?

[nik0tine]

Wait a minute, who is our leader? I support neel, and I sense Fsub Tension.

[DK]

As long as Neel remains a Fat Chocobo, they'll always be good with The Turks.

http://www.globaleye.org.uk/primary_spring2002/eyeon/images/india-flag.gif
http://images.encarta.msn.com/xrefmedia/sharemed/targets/illus/flg/T049184A.jpg

:D

[Loony BoB]

I'm liking how this gang has no real qualms with any other gang, just as it should be given their position and sources of income. :up: Good stuff.

I hope we manage a decent 'agreement' with the insurance folk at Corneo's, too. We may have a few disagreements going on with rival gangs in our restaurants.

[-N-]

Ah, my good old pal Kyono. But of course; we are always open for you.

On a side note, we have our first spinoff! #fat_neelobo!

[Dr. Casey]

Hey, what about my milkshake? I need something to warm me up.

[Del Murder]

prinz is our leader. Let no one question his rule, or they shall meet with an enforcing.

[Primus Inter Pares]

The Judges will make no trouble in the 'bo. We do however offer security against common thieves and beggars.

[nik0tine]

Hey, what about my milkshake? I need something to warm me up.

Maybe you should have ordered a hot milkshake.

[Dr. Casey]

I order a milkshake that came straight from Hell, which I'm sure you can all easily get since this gang is in cahoots with Satan!

[-N-]

Hey, what about my milkshake? I need something to warm me up.I'll serve you one here, but that's it - if you want food, go to #fat_chocobo (irc.eyesonff.com:6667). If you want business, then let's open up some dialogue somewhere. ;)

[Del Murder]

I order a milkshake that came straight from Hell, which I'm sure you can all easily get since this gang is in cahoots with Satan!
There's a $10 off the menu charge. Is that ok?

[Agent Proto]

Why am I picked as a Fat Chocobo? I'm not really complaining, I'd rather be in the same 'gang' as some of you, but why was I selected as well? O_o

[Loony BoB]

The Judges will make no trouble in the 'bo. We do however offer security against common thieves and beggars.
We're able to handle our own affairs. We bring in your men, we bring in your problems. No way are we hiring outsiders. We're big enough.

EDIT: Proto, members were randomly picked.

[-N-]

PiP, we appreciate your peace and hope you will be able to keep true to that. We also appreciate your offerings, but we do not require such services at this time. Thanks. ;)

(Feels weird telling BoB to be more charismatic, but be more charismatic, BoB! :p)

[Primus Inter Pares]

Good to hear, serve well and prosper :D

[DK]

Well, seeing as I'm not entirely sure what the leadership is at the Turk's 'cause eest hasn't returned yet, I'll pretend that i'm second in command and come to Fat Chocobotown to congratulate Neel on his leadership and also extend the hand of friendship and brotherhood, and a promise that anything the Chocobo's need from our part of town will be supplied as soon as possible.

[Agent Proto]

Haha, ok. Fat Chocobo I am then!

I'll protect the little people!

[-N-]

Well, seeing as I'm not entirely sure what the leadership is at the Turk's 'cause eest hasn't returned yet, I'll pretend that i'm second in command and come to Fat Chocobotown to congratulate Neel on his leadership and also extend the hand of friendship and brotherhood, and a promise that anything the Chocobo's need from our part of town will be supplied as soon as possible.Thank you sir. Stop by for a drink sometime!

[rubah]

Hey neel, I might need to use #A_Room for a while. Just keep it on PiP's tab, plz.

[Primus Inter Pares]

I expect Hsu to pay that one.

[rubah]

He's broke from paying the $35.

[Primus Inter Pares]

You're that cheap nowadays? :eek:

[rubah]

I've always had the same rate.

And I can't control it either.

[Del Murder]

If it's a night of companionship you desire, Fat Chocobo's recommends Terra's Brothel, on the corner of Treno and 7th Sector. Mention us by name and you receive 10% off.

[Vyk]

All the hotels are in the Fat Chocobo district? Man...

Wait. You're not talking about hotels...

[Markus. D]

is this sig alright for official gang concept art?

or is it not "badass" enough?

[Dr. Casey]

I dunno if it's badass, but it's pretty kickass regardless.

[Markus. D]

:)

[Necronopticous]

This is clearly the best gang.

[Old Manus]

I skipped pages 1-4 because I knew you were all waiting for me

[Markus. D]

HI :)

[Old Manus]

OMFG TUSKAKAKSA YOU ARE FAT TOO

[Dreddz]

You lot shouldnt get cocky, you'll be on the turks plates soon enough...

[Primus Inter Pares]

They are already threatening you after you told them you wished for peace.

[Endless]

You lot shouldnt get cocky, you'll be on the turks plates soon enough...

We'd put you turkeys on our plates first. :)

[Dreddz]

Awwwwww, I feel ive missed something......

[Kossage]

Heh, this seems to be interesting. Greetings. :p

[Primus Inter Pares]

The Fat Chocobos clearly wish neutrality, yet they have been threatened by the Turks, this proves what the Turks think of fair play.

[Markus. D]

im a follower of President rufus on the inside.

TURKS ARE TEH CHOCOBOS!!!!

[Dreddz]

The Fat Chocobos clearly wish neutrality, yet they have been threatened by the Turks, this proves what the Turks think of fair play.
There giving us the upper hand. We play fair, its just the Fat Chocobos are pussy (cats)

[Primus Inter Pares]

We shall have no threatening of the 'bos, take your imperialism elsewhere.

[KentaRawr!]

Do not threaten us. We wish for peace, but if given the circumstances, we might cast Meteor on you.

[Shoden]

Don't listen to the Turks, they want to kill your men like they killed Germ from the Judges.

[Old Manus]

Don't listen to pip, he is a dirty turncoat who betrayed his brothers

[The Jamie Star Scenario]

I had seafood soup yesterday, well Tom Yum seafood soup, it smelt like dog food and was nasty!

[Raistlin]

Nemingway's Hood wishes a cordial relationship with its neighbor, the Fat Chocobos.

[Old Manus]

The Fat Chocobo makes good food. We know this.

[Primus Inter Pares]

Indeed, and with Neel as the Keep, there's nothing that can go wrong.

[Agent Proto]

Seafood soup is ace. :thumb:

[Strider]

We will not tolerate threats to anyone that isn't a Judge. :D

On behalf of the organization, I apologize for someone else's aggressiveness and ask for some seafood soup.

[Old Manus]

Outsiders have to pay (or sing, whichever is more humiliating)

[Rainecloud]

Outsiders have to pay (or sing, whichever is more humiliating)

*drops trousers*

"The Old Grey Mare she ain't what she used to be, ain't what she used to be..."

[Strider]

*drops a fifty down*

[-N-]

Some things have been up it seems, this PiP fellow seems to have changed sides. In any case, we accept the Turkish apologies on behalf of their feisty member. Come by the restaurant for your seafood soup.

(I'm allergic to seafood. ;_; )

[rubah]

hey neel, hsu told me to give you this

*hands over an envelope*

Yeah, it was good. ;]

[Primus Inter Pares]

Good, good, I hope the bridges I built will be transferred to teh Turk side.

[rubah]

you still paying the rest of last night's tab for me, pip?

[Miriel]

*stabs Loony BoB in the face*

[-N-]

Good, good, I hope the bridges I built will be transferred to teh Turk side.We already have good relations with the Turks, although the solidity of your own bridges may depend on the nature of your recent actions. Until that comes to light, we welcome you as a patron to the Fat Chocobo.

edit: Hey, wtf? You can't stab BoB in the face. Duh.

[CloudDragon]

I demand you to take me off this gang. I wasn't even informed!

[Loony BoB]

Miriel, get your nipples out of my face, that's disgusting. Murd's over there.

[Vyk]

*Snicker*

[CloudDragon]

This is your last warning. I'm a Turk at heart now change me back.

[Miriel]

Miriel, get your nipples out of my face, that's disgusting. Murd's over there.
Oh yeah? Want me to kick your ass?

[Loony BoB]

CD: You either live with the gang you're given or you opt out of the whole thing. Nobody got to choose their gang, not even me. I've said this to countless people already and won't change that opinion for anyone.

[CloudDragon]

Alright how was I supposed to know?

I opt out.

[Loony BoB]

CloudDragon has cleaned up his act and left the life of a gangster.

[Miriel]

*Sets fat chocobo on fire*

[CloudDragon]

That and I'm sleeping with my parole officer ;)

[Old Manus]

clouddragon is like CJ, except not black

[Del Murder]

How dare you set our restaurant on fire! Someone's not getting her Christmas present...

[Miriel]

I officially seduce Del Murder away from the fat rats with wings gang.

[themagicroundabout]

Hello :)
i heard you do some "pretty good food" :)

[SummonerYuna]

So Fat chocobos. You really havn't done anything to us so I won't harm you. lol!! ( I love this ):D

[Del Murder]

What can I say? Power is sexy.

[Vyk]

You better hurry up and get by your woman's side Del. She's fixing to get herself slaughtered by most of the gangs in EoFF-City

(Plus we could kinda use another hand in defending against the trouble she's causing XD)

[Del Murder]

Due to the fire (investigation pending), half our stock of chocobo eggs has been destroyed. Therefore, our famous omelets are now double price until further notice. We apologize to our patrons for the inconvenience.

[-N-]

I'll view this as a personal attack unless confirmed to be an accident.

[Loony BoB]

NEWS FLASH!!!
Miriel has murdered Loony BoB. The death occurred after BoB walked in on Miriel and one Sexy McAwesome. The three of them reportedly dragged a fight down the stairs into the middle of the restaurant. It was unclear what the argument began with, however there was much shouting about some kind of evil plot. Miriel shot at BoB before he could reveal any further. Del Murder allegedly was trying to calm the situation down when the firing occurred, and had flung himself into the line of fire just a second too early, falling flat on his face a moment before Miriel fired the shot. Some people say he was valiantly defending his gang member, some say he was just trying to save his own butt as he thought Sexy McAwesome was about to fire at him. Others say he tripped.

[Madonna]

I shall dedicate part of my busy schedule into hunting down Miriel myself. I cannot allow such a crazed murderer run amok.

[-N-]

My fellow Fat Chocobos:

I do not lie when I say my first reaction to this heinous incident is to just kick the crap out of Miriel, or Sexy, or any other Shumi. But then I was reminded by myself, "We are not thugs! We are not petty gangs! We are the Fat Chocobos!" And against my bitter feelings, I have decided to resolve this the Fat Chocobo manner. Del Murder and I will open discussions with the Shumi leaders on this matter, and we will discuss penances and the fate of the Shumis involved in this tragedy.

I must also remind all Chocobos and Shumis about our relationships (most notably Del and Miriel), and to exercise judgement before acting rashly. Thank you.

[Miriel]

Y'all need to stop deleting posts.

But I promise to cease hostilities with the rats with wings if you agree to ally yourselves against the Judges as well as that pesky Rasin character.

[-N-]

I appreciate the extension of the olive branch, although we will not take any hostile stance towards any group unless struck first, and the Judges and Namingway's has not done anything as of yet (unless they were responsible for the fire in the restaurant).

[Miriel]

Weak sauce.

[Del Murder]

My dear, I will follow you anywhere!

[Miriel]

:aimkiss:

[Del Murder]

How about I close up shop early today and we get away from all this for a while?

[KentaRawr!]

Del Murder, please give this message to Neel. It's from Raistlin of the Namingways.

"Nemingway's Hood wishes a cordial relationship with its neighbor, the Fat Chocobos."

Also, remember that shop hours will not be changed. You must recieve permission from Neel to do so. And remember to give him your reasoning first, or else he will kill you. :choc2:

[SammieBabe]

Good Evening Chocobos. I come to you in peace to offer condolences in the death of Loony BoB. He was a great man and his webcam performances will be missed.
However I do require your assistance. As you are aware our member, Germ Hamee was murdered. If you could please check with your members and verify their whereabout for the evening , we can find the killer and move on with our lives. Please PM me any info you may have.


Thank You.

[Old Manus]

sammiebabe was the killer

[KentaRawr!]

sammiebabe was the killer

Actually it was BoB.

[Del Murder]

I was at the restaurant most of the evening, and I also went to the cleaners to get some...pasta...stains out of the tablecloths.

[-N-]

I can tell you, cleaning up marinara sauce is a pain.

[KentaRawr!]

I was at the restaurant most of the evening, and I also went to the cleaners to get some...pasta...stains out of the tablecloths.

Del, I will just get more towels. Trust me, it's IMPOSSIBLE to get those stains out. But why do they smell so funny? :eek:

[-N-]

Maybe someone spilled ammonia on them.

[DK]

So, when are we going to get a good Indian open around here?

[Old Manus]

sex innuendo joke lol

[themagicroundabout]

Is there any of that "seafood soup" left? :excited:

[-N-]

Fat Chocobo's will be serving for at least another hour or so.

[themagicroundabout]

OK then, i'll take 15 "seafood soups" please :)

[-N-]

$49.50, and don't forget to tip your waitress.

[themagicroundabout]

righto skipper :)
that was a very enjoyable meal, and i hope to dine here often! :)
*hands over money*
*tips waitress*
*leaves*
*heads for home*
*sneezes*

[Old Manus]

(read: neel is a waitress dressed in drag)

[Markus. D]

I need a member to go to the Market place.

I would ussually go myself... but it isnt here.

its in Corneos district.

I need: 1x box of bread crumbs
25x fillet of fish
25x Burger Buns without sesame seeds.
3kg kilos of tartar sauce.
25x cheese slices (cheddar)

edit: nevermind I will go myself.


thanks for your help.

[Bowser]

So far you guys don't suck as much as the Turks. Good Job. We must avenge Germ Hamee!

[Markus. D]

okay Im back, they arent as bad as the turks said they were...

erm, I will start cooking up fish fillet burgers.

*puts burger buns in steamer while fish are in the fryer*

edit: okay, the burgers are now on dress bench, they will soon be available to buy.

[ffxfreak93]

i've finally arrived!!

ffxfreak93 reporting for duty!!

[Agent Proto]

Neel, you need to be a more aggressive leader. BoB died and we need to avenge his death!

[-N-]

Hey Agent, this is touchy territory, what with Del being with Miriel, Miriel and the Turks opposing the Judges and Namingways, and our good trade with the Judges and Namingways. Any drastic steps will just further this quagmire - we will proceed with caution and wisdom, the Fat Chocobo way.

[Agent Proto]

Caution and wisdom my ass. We need to get down and dirty and take down those responsible! I don't care if anything goes wrong, it needs to be done! If anything happens, I shall take full responsibility!

[-N-]

Attacking the Shumis will just trigger a gang war. We have to get together and sort this all out diplomatically first. I will reserve the conference room at Fat Chocobo's tonight and invite Turks and Judges to come to a truce before proceeding further. We can deal with the Shumis later.

[DK]

Man, it's been a long day. I need a beer. An INDIAN beer. Plz.

[Agent Proto]

Yeah, whatever Neel.

[SummonerYuna]

Hey our conference with us and the turks will now be at the conference room.

[Vyk]

I've stressed this to pretty much every other gang that Miriel has had aggressive dealings with, so let me say it here. Miriel has effectively defected from the Shumi Tribe. She acts on her own accord without the backing, or approval of her tribesmen. She is not the leader of the Shumi, and her actions most deffinitely do not reflect or represent us or our intentions. If she needs to be accountable, hold her and her alone accountable. We Shumi had nothing to do with her dealings.

[-N-]

Man, it's been a long day. I need a beer. An INDIAN beer. Plz./me passes Dan the last Kingfisher

[nik0tine]

Someone want to tell me whats going on? BoB is dead. Whats happened to Neel?

[Shauna]

He's dead. He was killed by Fat Chocobos!

[Loony BoB]

Neel was killed by pretty much all other Fat Chocobos in a coup.

[Markus. D]

okay, they are ready to purchase.

3.95 each.


edit: out of my ingredients i made 375 burgers.

[Agent Proto]

The conference room was ambushed by us. Leeza likely took Neel down. :O

[Loony BoB]

Surviving Fat Chocobos: Agent Proto, Del Murder, DJZen, ffxfreak93, Kentarou, nik0tine, Old Manus, Tsukasa.

[ffxfreak93]

i survived!!oh thank you jesus!!:bow:

[Psychotic]

I don't suppose Fat Chocobo's Restaurant sells food to the corpses of the people they slaughtered, do they? 'cause I could sure murder a Seafood Soup right now.

[Agent Proto]

Now that Neel has fallen, one of us has to take control of Fat Chocobo. Del seems like the best choice to lead us. I am just an Agent.

[Del Snizz]

I saw three ships come sailing by
on Christmas Day, on Christmas Day.
I saw three ships come sailing by
on Christmas Day in the morning.

[Khaotic]

And what was in those ships all three
on Christmas Day, on Christmas Day?
And what was in those ships all three
on Christmas Day in the morning?

[Shlup]

The Virgin Mary and Christ were there
on Christmas Day, on Christmas Day.
The virgin Mary and Christ were there
on Christmas Day in the morning.

[Loony BoB]

Shortly after Corneo's Gang left, Agent Proto was shot by Kentarou for being too aggressive, who was shot by ffxfreak93 for not managing the restaurant well enough, who was shot by DJZen for refusing his DJing skills, who was shot by Tsukasa because he didn't like dance music at Fat Chocobos, who was shot by Old Manus because Manus slipped, who was shot by nik0tine for being so clumsy. nik0tine promptly died of lung cancer. Del Murder was absent while this happened, as he was too busy canoodling with Miriel over at the Shumi Tribe.

[Agent Proto]

That sucks. :(

[ffxfreak93]

i know it does

[Shlup]

He didn't say any of you died. Ha!

[-N-]

Is that what happens when I stop contributing to the script? >_<

[Del Murder]

Fear not, it is still business as usual. Don't mind the heads of all those rival gang members on our walls. That's just some added flair.

[Shlup]

Remind me not to order the hamburger here.

[Agent Proto]

Apparently I'm still living if I still have this title. D:

[Loony BoB]

Haha, I thought the titles would go away when I delete the usergroups. I guess I have to delete the ranks themselves. Shoulda figured.

[nik0tine]

He didn't say any of you died. Ha!
He said I died. :(

This gang is done for...

[Markus. D]

Remind me not to order the hamburger here.

T_T you hurt the cooks feelings.

[ffxfreak93]

He didn't say any of you died. Ha!
yay i'm still alive

EDIT:scratch that,i just mysteriously died once i made this post

[Vyk]

He didn't say you died, he said you got shot, is what she meant. But it doesn't matter now :D

[ffxfreak93]

well i knew that,but then the title dissapeared and i was like wtf??

[escobert]

What up :D

[Tasura]

Is it to late to get some food?

[escobert]

no

[nik0tine]

Did I die because I was inactive taking a nap?

[Tasura]

the Mr. Cook of Hell, cook some hell food.

[Markus. D]

Shortly after Corneo's Gang left, Agent Proto was shot by Kentarou for being too aggressive, who was shot by ffxfreak93 for not managing the restaurant well enough, who was shot by DJZen for refusing his DJing skills, who was shot by Tsukasa because he didn't like dance music at Fat Chocobos, who was shot by Old Manus because Manus slipped, who was shot by nik0tine for being so clumsy. nik0tine promptly died of lung cancer. Del Murder was absent while this happened, as he was too busy canoodling with Miriel over at the Shumi Tribe.

... :( im gangless.

ps: you dont deserve to bask in my glory anyone Fat Chocobos....

[Old Manus]

I killed tsukasa :cool:

[Shauna]

Tsukasa, you died. :D

[Shoden]

The Naimgways still live I tell ya!

I was asleep!

Come on No bloody way I was going to stay awake till 5AM for this!!

[Shauna]

No, Bladen, you died. With the Judges. :D

[Agent Proto]

Let's just say I survived getting shot. I'm critically injured though. :P

Edit: Ok, or maybe not. Now my title is gone.

[Loony BoB]

These kind of threads are not tolerated in Feedback. They have nothing to do with feedback, actually. *closes*