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lulusgirl
12-22-2005, 04:36 AM
Is there a forum for the corono gang???????????
'Cause WERE AWESOME and i'm looking around but i don't see one.
*sad*

Primus Inter Pares
12-22-2005, 04:38 AM
The Corny gang are not worthy.

Dr. Casey
12-22-2005, 04:40 AM
Don Corneo... he's in Final Fantasy 6, I believe. Terra's ex-boyfriend.

Primus Inter Pares
12-22-2005, 04:41 AM
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Dr. Casey
12-22-2005, 04:43 AM
Posting that might have been the worst decision you ever made, Primus Inter Pares.












But it might not.

Primus Inter Pares
12-22-2005, 04:47 AM
Either way!

Have a beer on me at the Fat Chocobo

PiP Says Cheers!

http://i16.photobucket.com/albums/b13/varalf/cheers.jpg

Dr. Casey
12-22-2005, 04:50 AM
Alright, thanks very much. :choc2:

Loony BoB
12-22-2005, 04:51 AM
Corneo's Gang
Corneo's Gang control the vast majority of the central city, from the extremely large supermall in the south to the high class hotels in the middle to the darker Northern end of the city that borders the industrial zone. They also control everything in it. The gambling, the girls, the gigs, the glamour, the ghetto. These guys are never short on cash or power, and also have more control on authority than anyone else - although that's not to say they don't live with all the good cops, too, and life isn't easy for anyone on the bad side of the law. For the leader of Corneo's Gang, there's a lot of politics and charisma to take care of as he mingles with powerful businessmen on a regular basis.

Corneo's Gang shares the city (although just a small part of it) with Fat Chocobo's, who control a slice of the food market in the south-central zone. The other two gangs, the Turks and the Judges, border in the North and West respectively, although it's rare that they make any clashes in the city as gaining the attention of the cops around town is never ideal for any gang leader or member, regardless of how large their posse might be.

-N-
12-22-2005, 05:29 AM
Hey Corneo's Gang,

Just extending some goodwill to some fellow members here. I suggest pooling some protection to cover our holdings in the city. The Judges and The Turks have both extended goodwill to me, but it may be difficult to hold that peace forever.

Dr. Casey
12-22-2005, 05:34 AM
Yeah, you can't trust the Judges or the Turks, can you?

Neel, why don't you sit down for a nice glass of tea?

-N-
12-22-2005, 05:43 AM
A milkshake for a tea? Sure thing. Brew it with Indian chai masala, please.

Resha
12-22-2005, 05:53 AM
*huggles Rusty* There are some here who refuse to be torn apart by the Judges-Corneo feud.

Primus Inter Pares
12-22-2005, 05:56 AM
Indeed, a fine example.

Vyk
12-22-2005, 06:00 AM
*Sneaks in*

Khaotic
12-22-2005, 06:02 AM
Woooooooooooo.

Del Snizz
12-22-2005, 06:03 AM
A milkshake for a tea? Sure thing. Brew it with Indian chai masala, please.

We make all our tea with yak butter and salt.

Tasura
12-22-2005, 06:06 AM
*walks in carrying Yerba Mata* One cup of tea coundlt hurt anyone, could it?

Del Snizz
12-22-2005, 06:11 AM
*walks in carrying Yerba Mata* One cup of tea coundlt hurt anyone, could it?
I am most offended by your insensitive remarks. One cup of tea killed my brother.

Tasura
12-22-2005, 06:15 AM
I am most offended by your insensitive remarks. One cup of tea killed my brother.

Is that so? Well, the have this as a simple of my remorse for your situation. *hands over an axe and a tea bag*

Shlup
12-22-2005, 06:26 AM
I could really go for some yak butter right about now.

Khaotic
12-22-2005, 06:28 AM
*gives shlup some yak butter*

Del Snizz
12-22-2005, 06:30 AM
Is that so? Well, the have this as a simple of my remorse for your situation. *hands over an axe and a tea bag*

The insincerity of your remorse reminds me of the call of the Mexican two-faced bird, close relative of the Texas suffering bird, which lives out all its days in unbearable agony.

It really makes you think. *helps himself to some yak butter*

Tasura
12-22-2005, 06:34 AM
The insincerity of your remorse reminds me of the call of the Mexican two-faced bird, close relative of the Texas suffering bird, which lives out all its days in unbearable agony.

It really makes you think. *helps himself to some yak butter*

I as a Judge choose to hide all emotions, so you say I may be incincere, but in turth I may be feeling your pain inside.

Rainecloud
12-22-2005, 08:18 AM
We have a large posse? That's wonderful.

Vyk
12-22-2005, 08:36 AM
'Sup

I like Corneos

Reles
12-22-2005, 10:30 AM
We like you too.

Okay so minus the we and put in an I.

BG-57
12-22-2005, 01:30 PM
I like Vyk too. So that counts as 'we'. :)

Reine
12-22-2005, 02:22 PM
The Spoony Bards have no wish for trouble with Corneo's Gang..

Zeldy
12-22-2005, 03:08 PM
I am so totally confused with all these gang things.

Shauna
12-22-2005, 05:15 PM
I, the leader of Namingway's hood, would like to extend a hand of friendship to the Corneo's! :D

Shoden
12-22-2005, 05:46 PM
Hey it aint to late to ally withthe Judges.

Blackmageboi
12-22-2005, 05:52 PM
All alliances will be taken into consideration as soon as we sort out our positions.
in other words we haven't got a clue what we're doing as of yet.

Rainecloud
12-22-2005, 07:16 PM
All alliances will be taken into consideration as soon as we sort out our positions.
in other words we haven't got a clue what we're doing as of yet.

Blackmageboi does indeed speak on behalf of our glorious leader. Speaking of which, just who is our glorious leader?

*shrug*

I'm sure everyone'll get organized sooner or later.

Primus Inter Pares
12-22-2005, 07:18 PM
The Judges did declare themselves enemies of the Corneo gang.

Shoden
12-22-2005, 07:23 PM
how's it going dudes of Corneo?

Sir Bahamut
12-22-2005, 07:27 PM
We have at this moment decided to withhold comments on the gang and not make 'alliances' for the time being. We will of course remember all offers made though.

Rainecloud
12-22-2005, 07:32 PM
We have at this moment decided to withhold comments on the gang and not make 'alliances' for the time being. We will of course remember all offers made though.

However, if anyone would like to send any Paypal donations, please, go right ahead.

All proceedings will be sent to ... well, some charity perhaps.

Shoden
12-22-2005, 08:41 PM
Just avoid the TUrks, who's the leader here?

Shauna
12-22-2005, 08:42 PM
I, the leader of Namingway's hood, would like to extend a hand of friendship to the Corneo's! :D

Yeah, just so it's not forgotten! :D

rubah
12-22-2005, 08:44 PM
You guys have the best theme music btw.

I respect that.

Miriel
12-22-2005, 09:00 PM
*kidnaps lulusgirl*

Vyk
12-22-2005, 09:20 PM
Uh... hehe... we're just inviting her over for a nice cup of tea. No harmful intentions, I assure you

...

Miriel!!

Loony BoB
12-22-2005, 09:23 PM
NEWSFLASH!!!
Miriel has taken it upon herself to take on the larger gangs surrounding her - and those far away, too. Having taken out Craig and RSL of her own gang to establish respect from her peers, she quickly took to causing havoc amongst the other gangs, notably achieving kills in Corneo's Gang (lulusgirl) and the Spoony Bards (Squally Leonharty) as well as injuring people in all other gangs.

Miriel
12-22-2005, 09:24 PM
lulusgirl is the greatest member to have ever stumbled into EoFF so if I were you, I would pay handsomely for her return. I will chop off a finger for every day you lag with the ransome money.

Hey you rat with wings, lulusgirl girl ain't dead. Yet.

Shoden
12-22-2005, 09:25 PM
Corneo's gang did nothing wrong!

Blackmageboi
12-22-2005, 09:41 PM
lulusgirl is the greatest member to have ever stumbled into EoFF so if I were you, I would pay handsomely for her return. I will chop off a finger for every day you lag with the ransome money.

Hey you rat with wings, lulusgirl girl ain't dead. Yet.
If you give her back i'll give you a cookie:cookie:

Reles
12-22-2005, 10:18 PM
GIVE HER BACK!! *kicks Miriel in the shin*

O.O

*runs away*

Miriel
12-22-2005, 10:33 PM
I will give her back if the Corneo's Gang agrees to pledge themselves with the Shumi Tribe to kick the crap out of Raistlin of the Namingways and Chocolate Locke Thief of the Judges. Deal?

Primus Inter Pares
12-22-2005, 10:52 PM
The Turks can do that for you.

Miriel
12-22-2005, 10:53 PM
Kick the crap out of Coco puffs and rasin bran?

Khaotic
12-22-2005, 10:55 PM
Hand her over now, or else.

Miriel
12-22-2005, 10:55 PM
I will hand her over if you agree to the terms.

Khaotic
12-22-2005, 11:01 PM
*walks behind the counter and takes out a 1,000,000 gun that can turn anyone to powder* maybe I didn't make myself clear. We dont do business with non-whores, unless, you are a whore, my dear?

Miriel
12-22-2005, 11:04 PM
That's it. *kills lulusgirl*

Khaotic
12-22-2005, 11:06 PM
So be it, was nice knowing you. *shoots you with the gun, takes out a broom and brushes the dust out the door* Nice doing business with you.

Shouldn't start things, unless, you want to die. *goes into the backroom and shuts the door*

Loony BoB
12-22-2005, 11:23 PM
NEWS FLASH!!!
edczxcvbnm and Sephex found dead in Corneo's Gang territory. Police say it was suicide. No other comments made. ...at all.

Raistlin
12-22-2005, 11:24 PM
Namingway will assist Corneo's Gang if their territory is invaded by the evil Turks.

Sir Bahamut
12-22-2005, 11:28 PM
Corneo's Gang will not forget this, Miriel.

Epiphany
12-22-2005, 11:31 PM
I totally called it that when I was put in a gang I'd be put in Crash's.
ESP is my enemy sometimes.

Do we even have a hierarchy yet?

Vyk
12-22-2005, 11:42 PM
Corneo's Gang will not forget this, Miriel.
So they're both dead

Peace? :D

Sir Bahamut
12-22-2005, 11:47 PM
The suggestion of peace is noted, and will be duly discussed.

Vyk
12-22-2005, 11:53 PM
I'd like to also point out Miriel (likely with the help of McAwesome) is working of her own accord. There's likely to be a devision in the ranks of Shumi similar to that of the recent Namingway dispute. Might I suggest you (and other gangs) support Tama for tribe leader, so incidents like this don't escalate, or happen again

Markus. D
12-22-2005, 11:57 PM
hi, I have come from my part of the district to purchase some goods.

I need: 1x box of bread crumbs
25x fillet of fish
25x Burger Buns without sesame seeds.
3kg kilos of tartar sauce.
25x cheese slices (cheddar)


all these ingredients are clichely un-available from the market nearer to home... shall we say.... $154.99 for the lot?

Miriel
12-22-2005, 11:57 PM
Vyk, that's cold. That's real cold.

Epiphany
12-23-2005, 12:00 AM
Duly discussed between whom? We've yet to set a hierarchy! I think before we do anything else we need to establish who's in charge of what, else we'll just be pawns.

Those that are active, think of some roles that need to be filled, then nominate people to do them. We're so far behind everyone else. >:l

Markus. D
12-23-2005, 12:01 AM
*ahem* im still here....

Vyk
12-23-2005, 12:02 AM
You've gone too far, Miriel. I had your back for a while. But we can't take on all of EoFF-City. You're condemning our people, and they're not going to back you up on this. You did this to yourself. In fact we're debating on disowning you and McAwesome. So if you'd like to make ammends (or attempt vengeance, as I'm sure that's going to cross your mind) be warned, and be aware. Things are happening.

Epiphany
12-23-2005, 12:03 AM
*ahem* im still here....

Yes, well. Unfortunately we don't have a shopkeeper yet because yeah. Inactivity smells.

Miriel
12-23-2005, 12:03 AM
Sup Malevolence.

If you take over leadership of this gang, I'll offer you underwear with pie recipes on 'em.

SammieBabe
12-23-2005, 12:04 AM
The Judges send our condolences on the loss of you members. Any assistance we can offer in bringing those responsible to justice will be met.

Epiphany
12-23-2005, 12:05 AM
Sup Malevolence.

If you take over leadership of this gang, I'll offer you underwear with pie recipes on 'em.

SOMEONE MAKE ME LEADER. RIGHT NOW.

Markus. D
12-23-2005, 12:05 AM
*eye twitches*

fine, $4000.00 for the lot....

Epiphany
12-23-2005, 12:06 AM
Pft, for now we will accept your first offer as we don't really have anything set, and. We would like to keep our name clean on the tongues of the Fat Chocobos, for future business.

DK
12-23-2005, 12:07 AM
The Turks officially offer the hand of friendship and Alliance to Corneo's gang.

Markus. D
12-23-2005, 12:08 AM
okay, thanks for the goods.


I will be off now, adios.

Sir Bahamut
12-23-2005, 12:08 AM
Sincerest apologies for the inconvenience, Tsukasa, but I'm afraid you will have to wait a bit longer. Again, we apologise for the inconvenience.

Epiphany
12-23-2005, 12:08 AM
Alligiance offer has been taken into consideration and will be discussed between the people.

SummonerYuna
12-23-2005, 12:44 AM
Alligiance offer has been taken into consideration and will be discussed between the people.

so ur leader?

Sir Bahamut
12-23-2005, 12:47 AM
so ur leader?

Please, if you have business to do, that is good, but let us keep such irrelevant comments out of it, shall we?

SammieBabe
12-23-2005, 12:52 AM
The Judges would like to keep a peaceful relationship with the Corneo's. We apologize for any intrusion and we welcome any allegiances.

Vyk
12-23-2005, 01:36 AM
Reles!

Corneos, I come in peace. In the purest of peace; I come in love. Corneo member Reles with a Hat, I extend a heart-felt invitation that you leave this world of death and despiration, of hate and crime. Come away with me. Free yourself of the bonds. I ask the Corneos to please understand and I wish for your approval in whisking one of your members away to freedom, safety, and peace. A part of you is guaranteed to live on no matter what happens. And I wish you all the best of luck to the future of you and yours. Come Reles. Let us leave this life, and make a better one of our own.

Reles
12-23-2005, 01:40 AM
'Kay, lets leave this dump.

Khaotic
12-23-2005, 01:42 AM
*puts his hand on his special gun<3*

Vyk
12-23-2005, 01:46 AM
I offer your member a chance at a real life. A safe life. A happy life. That stirs you to threaten us?

Khaotic
12-23-2005, 01:49 AM
I'm simply placing my hand on my gun, do not misunderstand.

Del Snizz
12-23-2005, 01:49 AM
Don't leave! We were just about to open our new entertainment district. Didn't you hear the radio jingle:

"If you need a whoreneo,
don't be forlorneo.
They're always in storeneo
when you stop by Corneo's!

We promise moreneo
of what makes you hornyo
when you watch our porneo
on non-sticky floorneos!"

And just how the hell are you going to get yak butter anywhere else?

Vyk
12-23-2005, 01:58 AM
...

Alright Rel, I think we're good *Takes her hand* I'll get you out of this mess of a city one way or another

Corneos, best wishes to you all. Feel free to visit, if you ever travel. A friend of Rel is a friend of mine.

Khaotic
12-23-2005, 02:02 AM
*stands up* Excuse me, but we did not approve.

boris no no
12-23-2005, 02:05 AM
*shakes bottom in a sexy manner*

Vyk
12-23-2005, 02:08 AM
Do you plan on trying to stop us? If so then take Reles to another room. We'll settle this. But she doesn't need to see it.

Shauna
12-23-2005, 02:18 AM
Corneo's! We ask you again for your had of friendship through these dark and difficult times!

tan
12-23-2005, 02:24 AM
Yes. Shauna is right. These are most desperate times.
BTW, I'm a part of Namingway's Hood now :P (I'm new to this gang stuff)

Shoden
12-23-2005, 02:26 AM
what They said.

Shlup
12-23-2005, 02:28 AM
Your proposal has been noted.

Shlup
12-23-2005, 03:17 AM
The Conero's extend their blessings to Vyk and Reles in their future together. As long as they move far, far from EoFF City.

Khaotic
12-23-2005, 03:20 AM
The Conero's extend their blessings to Vyk and Reles in their future together. As long as they move far, far from EoFF City.

Loony BoB
12-23-2005, 03:22 AM
NEWS FLASH!!!
Vyk and Reles elope!

Vyk
12-23-2005, 03:22 AM
Thank you

*Bows to all and hugs Rel before departing with her*

(Now to attempt making it out of the city >_>)

Del Snizz
12-23-2005, 03:27 AM
So...anyone for tennis?

Shlup
12-23-2005, 03:29 AM
I could go for a round or two after I finish my sammich. *munchy munchy*

crashNUMBERS
12-23-2005, 03:32 AM
I made a thread about this but a mod archived it then took it away from me and put it under his name. It would've been my first archived thread. Eest you bastard...

lulusgirl
12-23-2005, 03:32 AM
I'll go !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
oh,right...i am bad at tennis.
sorry

Shlup
12-23-2005, 03:35 AM
It's hard to play tennis when you're dead, lulusgirl. xD

Del Snizz
12-23-2005, 03:37 AM
Tell that to three-time winner of the Zombie Open, GRRRUUGHHHUUNHG.

Loony BoB
12-23-2005, 03:38 AM
Tell that to three-time winner of the Zombie Open, GRRRUUGHHHUUNHG.
*chokes on his cheesebun* Ha! I kill me.

Khaotic
12-23-2005, 03:45 AM
I'm the leader of Corneo's Gang.

Del Snizz
12-23-2005, 03:47 AM
As the leader of Corneo's Gang, I'd like to thank me for my kind words and encourage everyone here to take up crochet.

crashNUMBERS
12-23-2005, 03:52 AM
Im the man of sister man. No you're not. I AM!! No. Im the man of sisterman. IM THE MAN OF SISTERMAN!!

Shlup
12-23-2005, 03:52 AM
As leader of Conero's Gang, I would like to offer the blessings of our founder, Conero, to the senior citizens of EoFF City for their continued knitting of sweaters for my Madagascan poodle, Farfy, as well as the paper boy for his ability to aim properly every Sunday.

crashNUMBERS
12-23-2005, 03:54 AM
Im the horny leader of corneo's gang. I have full proof down my pants...

Dr. Casey
12-23-2005, 04:36 AM
As the leader of the Corneo Gang, I hereby heighten the tax on any alcoholic beverage from 8 percent to 8 percent. Sorry for the increase, but it had to be done.

-N-
12-23-2005, 05:05 AM
I hereby congratulate Corneo's Gang for winning the Gang wars. The unholy spam-poet trinity of Snizz, Shlup, and Khaotic reminds me of the days of Murder and Calliope (and the occasional third wheel) frolicking in the Poet's Corner.

Shlup
12-23-2005, 05:06 AM
As the leader of Conero's Gang, I thank you for your congratulations. However, BoB has been viewing this thread for ten minutes now, and we assume he's typing up our fate. We're holding our cake.

-N-
12-23-2005, 05:09 AM
What happens next is superfluous at best.

Del Snizz
12-23-2005, 05:09 AM
As the leader of Corneo's Gang, I'd just like to say that this has been fun. I'll see you again in five years.

Dr. Casey
12-23-2005, 05:10 AM
Just plain fluous at worst.

Goodbye, Del Snizz. It has been fun.

Khaotic
12-23-2005, 05:13 AM
Had fun all :D

Loony BoB
12-23-2005, 05:25 AM
As the leader of Conero's Gang, I thank you for your congratulations. However, BoB has been viewing this thread for ten minutes now, and we assume he's typing up our fate. We're holding our cake.
Corneo's Gang arrived home safely.

Khaotic
12-23-2005, 05:30 AM
Hurray xD

Shlup
12-23-2005, 05:46 AM
Good cake.

Kawaii Ryűkishi
12-23-2005, 05:47 AM
So did Amanda ever once spell the name of her group correctly?

Shlup
12-23-2005, 05:49 AM
Every time.

Raistlin
12-23-2005, 05:50 AM
"Conero's?" xD

Shlup
12-23-2005, 05:51 AM
What? It's better.

Kawaii Ryűkishi
12-23-2005, 05:52 AM
I'd have gone with Corona's.

Dr. Casey
12-23-2005, 06:33 AM
Klaus, Mira, Elena, and Prima Doll live in Corona.

Shlup
12-23-2005, 06:54 AM
What Corona? Not California.

Samuraid
12-23-2005, 07:07 AM
http://www.teamlorenz.com/Signs/200%20Corona%20light%20bottle.JPG

Shlup
12-23-2005, 07:15 AM
I don't think they live in beer, Sam.

Kawaii Ryűkishi
12-23-2005, 07:19 AM
Good work apparently scanning a bottle, tho'.

Rainecloud
12-23-2005, 08:03 AM
We're not Corona's Gang, Cornero's Gang or Cornetto's Gang.

(Although that last one does sound quite nifty).

Kawaii Ryűkishi
12-23-2005, 09:49 AM
You're not anything anymore, really.

Rainecloud
12-23-2005, 01:59 PM
You're not anything anymore, really.

Yes, we're deceased. I know.

Loony BoB
12-23-2005, 05:08 PM
Nah, nobody in this gang died aside from lulusgirl.

Shauna
12-23-2005, 05:09 PM
Are these like the Bards? Didn't do anything at all? xD

Loony BoB
12-23-2005, 05:13 PM
These kind of threads are not tolerated in Feedback. They have nothing to do with feedback, actually. *closes*