Corneo's Gang

[lulusgirl]

Is there a forum for the corono gang???????????
'Cause WERE AWESOME and i'm looking around but i don't see one.
*sad*

[Primus Inter Pares]

The Corny gang are not worthy.

[Dr. Casey]

Don Corneo... he's in Final Fantasy 6, I believe. Terra's ex-boyfriend.

[Primus Inter Pares]

Corneo's Gang Del Snizz
Corneo's Gang Samuraid
Corneo's Gang Rainecloud
Corneo's Gang ShlupQuack
Corneo's Gang TheAbominatrix
Corneo's Gang BG-57
Corneo's Gang Rusty
Corneo's Gang GooeyToast
Corneo's Gang Zeldy
Corneo's Gang Chaos Prophecy.Crash..
Corneo's Gang bbomber72000
Corneo's Gang Khaotic
Corneo's Gang Venom
Corneo's Gang Mittopotahis
Corneo's Gang kaggski
Corneo's Gang shadowtheninja
Corneo's Gang Blackmageboi
Corneo's Gang lulusgirl
Corneo's Gang ThroneofDravaris
Corneo's Gang boys from the dwarf
Corneo's Gang Fireblade13
Corneo's Gang Reles With A Hat
Corneo's Gang Sir Bahamut
Corneo's Gang The Man
Corneo's Gang Omecle
Corneo's Gang Tai-Ti
Corneo's Gang medigodoom
Corneo's Gang MJN SEIFER
Corneo's Gang Dr. Casey

[Dr. Casey]

Posting that might have been the worst decision you ever made, Primus Inter Pares.












But it might not.

[Primus Inter Pares]

Either way!

Have a beer on me at the Fat Chocobo

PiP Says Cheers!

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[Dr. Casey]

Alright, thanks very much. :choc2:

[Loony BoB]

Corneo's Gang
Corneo's Gang control the vast majority of the central city, from the extremely large supermall in the south to the high class hotels in the middle to the darker Northern end of the city that borders the industrial zone. They also control everything in it. The gambling, the girls, the gigs, the glamour, the ghetto. These guys are never short on cash or power, and also have more control on authority than anyone else - although that's not to say they don't live with all the good cops, too, and life isn't easy for anyone on the bad side of the law. For the leader of Corneo's Gang, there's a lot of politics and charisma to take care of as he mingles with powerful businessmen on a regular basis.

Corneo's Gang shares the city (although just a small part of it) with Fat Chocobo's, who control a slice of the food market in the south-central zone. The other two gangs, the Turks and the Judges, border in the North and West respectively, although it's rare that they make any clashes in the city as gaining the attention of the cops around town is never ideal for any gang leader or member, regardless of how large their posse might be.

[-N-]

Hey Corneo's Gang,

Just extending some goodwill to some fellow members here. I suggest pooling some protection to cover our holdings in the city. The Judges and The Turks have both extended goodwill to me, but it may be difficult to hold that peace forever.

[Dr. Casey]

Yeah, you can't trust the Judges or the Turks, can you?

Neel, why don't you sit down for a nice glass of tea?

[-N-]

A milkshake for a tea? Sure thing. Brew it with Indian chai masala, please.

[Resha]

*huggles Rusty* There are some here who refuse to be torn apart by the Judges-Corneo feud.

[Primus Inter Pares]

Indeed, a fine example.

[Vyk]

*Sneaks in*

[Khaotic]

Woooooooooooo.

[Del Snizz]

A milkshake for a tea? Sure thing. Brew it with Indian chai masala, please.

We make all our tea with yak butter and salt.

[Tasura]

*walks in carrying Yerba Mata* One cup of tea coundlt hurt anyone, could it?

[Del Snizz]

*walks in carrying Yerba Mata* One cup of tea coundlt hurt anyone, could it?
I am most offended by your insensitive remarks. One cup of tea killed my brother.

[Tasura]

I am most offended by your insensitive remarks. One cup of tea killed my brother.

Is that so? Well, the have this as a simple of my remorse for your situation. *hands over an axe and a tea bag*

[Shlup]

I could really go for some yak butter right about now.

[Khaotic]

*gives shlup some yak butter*

[Del Snizz]

Is that so? Well, the have this as a simple of my remorse for your situation. *hands over an axe and a tea bag*

The insincerity of your remorse reminds me of the call of the Mexican two-faced bird, close relative of the Texas suffering bird, which lives out all its days in unbearable agony.

It really makes you think. *helps himself to some yak butter*

[Tasura]

The insincerity of your remorse reminds me of the call of the Mexican two-faced bird, close relative of the Texas suffering bird, which lives out all its days in unbearable agony.

It really makes you think. *helps himself to some yak butter*

I as a Judge choose to hide all emotions, so you say I may be incincere, but in turth I may be feeling your pain inside.

[Rainecloud]

We have a large posse? That's wonderful.

[Vyk]

'Sup

I like Corneos

[Reles]

We like you too.

Okay so minus the we and put in an I.

[BG-57]

I like Vyk too. So that counts as 'we'. :)

[Reine]

The Spoony Bards have no wish for trouble with Corneo's Gang..

[Zeldy]

I am so totally confused with all these gang things.

[Shauna]

I, the leader of Namingway's hood, would like to extend a hand of friendship to the Corneo's! :D

[Shoden]

Hey it aint to late to ally withthe Judges.

[Blackmageboi]

All alliances will be taken into consideration as soon as we sort out our positions.
in other words we haven't got a clue what we're doing as of yet.

[Rainecloud]

All alliances will be taken into consideration as soon as we sort out our positions.
in other words we haven't got a clue what we're doing as of yet.

Blackmageboi does indeed speak on behalf of our glorious leader. Speaking of which, just who is our glorious leader?

*shrug*

I'm sure everyone'll get organized sooner or later.

[Primus Inter Pares]

The Judges did declare themselves enemies of the Corneo gang.

[Shoden]

how's it going dudes of Corneo?

[Sir Bahamut]

We have at this moment decided to withhold comments on the gang and not make 'alliances' for the time being. We will of course remember all offers made though.

[Rainecloud]

We have at this moment decided to withhold comments on the gang and not make 'alliances' for the time being. We will of course remember all offers made though.

However, if anyone would like to send any Paypal donations, please, go right ahead.

All proceedings will be sent to ... well, some charity perhaps.

[Shoden]

Just avoid the TUrks, who's the leader here?

[Shauna]

I, the leader of Namingway's hood, would like to extend a hand of friendship to the Corneo's! :D

Yeah, just so it's not forgotten! :D

[rubah]

You guys have the best theme music btw.

I respect that.

[Miriel]

*kidnaps lulusgirl*

[Vyk]

Uh... hehe... we're just inviting her over for a nice cup of tea. No harmful intentions, I assure you

...

Miriel!!

[Loony BoB]

NEWSFLASH!!!
Miriel has taken it upon herself to take on the larger gangs surrounding her - and those far away, too. Having taken out Craig and RSL of her own gang to establish respect from her peers, she quickly took to causing havoc amongst the other gangs, notably achieving kills in Corneo's Gang (lulusgirl) and the Spoony Bards (Squally Leonharty) as well as injuring people in all other gangs.

[Miriel]

lulusgirl is the greatest member to have ever stumbled into EoFF so if I were you, I would pay handsomely for her return. I will chop off a finger for every day you lag with the ransome money.

Hey you rat with wings, lulusgirl girl ain't dead. Yet.

[Shoden]

Corneo's gang did nothing wrong!

[Blackmageboi]

lulusgirl is the greatest member to have ever stumbled into EoFF so if I were you, I would pay handsomely for her return. I will chop off a finger for every day you lag with the ransome money.

Hey you rat with wings, lulusgirl girl ain't dead. Yet.
If you give her back i'll give you a cookie:cookie:

[Reles]

GIVE HER BACK!! *kicks Miriel in the shin*

O.O

*runs away*

[Miriel]

I will give her back if the Corneo's Gang agrees to pledge themselves with the Shumi Tribe to kick the crap out of Raistlin of the Namingways and Chocolate Locke Thief of the Judges. Deal?

[Primus Inter Pares]

The Turks can do that for you.

[Miriel]

Kick the crap out of Coco puffs and rasin bran?

[Khaotic]

Hand her over now, or else.

[Miriel]

I will hand her over if you agree to the terms.

[Khaotic]

*walks behind the counter and takes out a 1,000,000 gun that can turn anyone to powder* maybe I didn't make myself clear. We dont do business with non-whores, unless, you are a whore, my dear?

[Miriel]

That's it. *kills lulusgirl*

[Khaotic]

So be it, was nice knowing you. *shoots you with the gun, takes out a broom and brushes the dust out the door* Nice doing business with you.

Shouldn't start things, unless, you want to die. *goes into the backroom and shuts the door*

[Loony BoB]

NEWS FLASH!!!
edczxcvbnm and Sephex found dead in Corneo's Gang territory. Police say it was suicide. No other comments made. ...at all.

[Raistlin]

Namingway will assist Corneo's Gang if their territory is invaded by the evil Turks.

[Sir Bahamut]

Corneo's Gang will not forget this, Miriel.

[Epiphany]

I totally called it that when I was put in a gang I'd be put in Crash's.
ESP is my enemy sometimes.

Do we even have a hierarchy yet?

[Vyk]

Corneo's Gang will not forget this, Miriel.
So they're both dead

Peace? :D

[Sir Bahamut]

The suggestion of peace is noted, and will be duly discussed.

[Vyk]

I'd like to also point out Miriel (likely with the help of McAwesome) is working of her own accord. There's likely to be a devision in the ranks of Shumi similar to that of the recent Namingway dispute. Might I suggest you (and other gangs) support Tama for tribe leader, so incidents like this don't escalate, or happen again

[Markus. D]

hi, I have come from my part of the district to purchase some goods.

I need: 1x box of bread crumbs
25x fillet of fish
25x Burger Buns without sesame seeds.
3kg kilos of tartar sauce.
25x cheese slices (cheddar)


all these ingredients are clichely un-available from the market nearer to home... shall we say.... $154.99 for the lot?

[Miriel]

Vyk, that's cold. That's real cold.

[Epiphany]

Duly discussed between whom? We've yet to set a hierarchy! I think before we do anything else we need to establish who's in charge of what, else we'll just be pawns.

Those that are active, think of some roles that need to be filled, then nominate people to do them. We're so far behind everyone else. >:l

[Markus. D]

*ahem* im still here....

[Vyk]

You've gone too far, Miriel. I had your back for a while. But we can't take on all of EoFF-City. You're condemning our people, and they're not going to back you up on this. You did this to yourself. In fact we're debating on disowning you and McAwesome. So if you'd like to make ammends (or attempt vengeance, as I'm sure that's going to cross your mind) be warned, and be aware. Things are happening.

[Epiphany]

*ahem* im still here....

Yes, well. Unfortunately we don't have a shopkeeper yet because yeah. Inactivity smells.

[Miriel]

Sup Malevolence.

If you take over leadership of this gang, I'll offer you underwear with pie recipes on 'em.

[SammieBabe]

The Judges send our condolences on the loss of you members. Any assistance we can offer in bringing those responsible to justice will be met.

[Epiphany]

Sup Malevolence.

If you take over leadership of this gang, I'll offer you underwear with pie recipes on 'em.

SOMEONE MAKE ME LEADER. RIGHT NOW.

[Markus. D]

*eye twitches*

fine, $4000.00 for the lot....

[Epiphany]

Pft, for now we will accept your first offer as we don't really have anything set, and. We would like to keep our name clean on the tongues of the Fat Chocobos, for future business.

[DK]

The Turks officially offer the hand of friendship and Alliance to Corneo's gang.

[Markus. D]

okay, thanks for the goods.


I will be off now, adios.

[Sir Bahamut]

Sincerest apologies for the inconvenience, Tsukasa, but I'm afraid you will have to wait a bit longer. Again, we apologise for the inconvenience.

[Epiphany]

Alligiance offer has been taken into consideration and will be discussed between the people.

[SummonerYuna]

Alligiance offer has been taken into consideration and will be discussed between the people.

so ur leader?

[Sir Bahamut]

so ur leader?

Please, if you have business to do, that is good, but let us keep such irrelevant comments out of it, shall we?

[SammieBabe]

The Judges would like to keep a peaceful relationship with the Corneo's. We apologize for any intrusion and we welcome any allegiances.

[Vyk]

Reles!

Corneos, I come in peace. In the purest of peace; I come in love. Corneo member Reles with a Hat, I extend a heart-felt invitation that you leave this world of death and despiration, of hate and crime. Come away with me. Free yourself of the bonds. I ask the Corneos to please understand and I wish for your approval in whisking one of your members away to freedom, safety, and peace. A part of you is guaranteed to live on no matter what happens. And I wish you all the best of luck to the future of you and yours. Come Reles. Let us leave this life, and make a better one of our own.

[Reles]

'Kay, lets leave this dump.

[Khaotic]

*puts his hand on his special gun<3*

[Vyk]

I offer your member a chance at a real life. A safe life. A happy life. That stirs you to threaten us?

[Khaotic]

I'm simply placing my hand on my gun, do not misunderstand.

[Del Snizz]

Don't leave! We were just about to open our new entertainment district. Didn't you hear the radio jingle:

"If you need a whoreneo,
don't be forlorneo.
They're always in storeneo
when you stop by Corneo's!

We promise moreneo
of what makes you hornyo
when you watch our porneo
on non-sticky floorneos!"

And just how the hell are you going to get yak butter anywhere else?

[Vyk]

...

Alright Rel, I think we're good *Takes her hand* I'll get you out of this mess of a city one way or another

Corneos, best wishes to you all. Feel free to visit, if you ever travel. A friend of Rel is a friend of mine.

[Khaotic]

*stands up* Excuse me, but we did not approve.

[boris no no]

*shakes bottom in a sexy manner*

[Vyk]

Do you plan on trying to stop us? If so then take Reles to another room. We'll settle this. But she doesn't need to see it.

[Shauna]

Corneo's! We ask you again for your had of friendship through these dark and difficult times!

[tan]

Yes. Shauna is right. These are most desperate times.
BTW, I'm a part of Namingway's Hood now :P (I'm new to this gang stuff)

[Shoden]

what They said.

[Shlup]

Your proposal has been noted.

[Shlup]

The Conero's extend their blessings to Vyk and Reles in their future together. As long as they move far, far from EoFF City.

[Khaotic]

The Conero's extend their blessings to Vyk and Reles in their future together. As long as they move far, far from EoFF City.

[Loony BoB]

NEWS FLASH!!!
Vyk and Reles elope!

[Vyk]

Thank you

*Bows to all and hugs Rel before departing with her*

(Now to attempt making it out of the city >_>)

[Del Snizz]

So...anyone for tennis?

[Shlup]

I could go for a round or two after I finish my sammich. *munchy munchy*

[crashNUMBERS]

I made a thread about this but a mod archived it then took it away from me and put it under his name. It would've been my first archived thread. Eest you bastard...

[lulusgirl]

I'll go !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
oh,right...i am bad at tennis.
sorry

[Shlup]

It's hard to play tennis when you're dead, lulusgirl. xD

[Del Snizz]

Tell that to three-time winner of the Zombie Open, GRRRUUGHHHUUNHG.

[Loony BoB]

Tell that to three-time winner of the Zombie Open, GRRRUUGHHHUUNHG.
*chokes on his cheesebun* Ha! I kill me.

[Khaotic]

I'm the leader of Corneo's Gang.

[Del Snizz]

As the leader of Corneo's Gang, I'd like to thank me for my kind words and encourage everyone here to take up crochet.

[crashNUMBERS]

Im the man of sister man. No you're not. I AM!! No. Im the man of sisterman. IM THE MAN OF SISTERMAN!!

[Shlup]

As leader of Conero's Gang, I would like to offer the blessings of our founder, Conero, to the senior citizens of EoFF City for their continued knitting of sweaters for my Madagascan poodle, Farfy, as well as the paper boy for his ability to aim properly every Sunday.

[crashNUMBERS]

Im the horny leader of corneo's gang. I have full proof down my pants...

[Dr. Casey]

As the leader of the Corneo Gang, I hereby heighten the tax on any alcoholic beverage from 8 percent to 8 percent. Sorry for the increase, but it had to be done.

[-N-]

I hereby congratulate Corneo's Gang for winning the Gang wars. The unholy spam-poet trinity of Snizz, Shlup, and Khaotic reminds me of the days of Murder and Calliope (and the occasional third wheel) frolicking in the Poet's Corner.

[Shlup]

As the leader of Conero's Gang, I thank you for your congratulations. However, BoB has been viewing this thread for ten minutes now, and we assume he's typing up our fate. We're holding our cake.

[-N-]

What happens next is superfluous at best.

[Del Snizz]

As the leader of Corneo's Gang, I'd just like to say that this has been fun. I'll see you again in five years.

[Dr. Casey]

Just plain fluous at worst.

Goodbye, Del Snizz. It has been fun.

[Khaotic]

Had fun all :D

[Loony BoB]

As the leader of Conero's Gang, I thank you for your congratulations. However, BoB has been viewing this thread for ten minutes now, and we assume he's typing up our fate. We're holding our cake.
Corneo's Gang arrived home safely.

[Khaotic]

Hurray xD

[Shlup]

Good cake.

[Kawaii Ryûkishi]

So did Amanda ever once spell the name of her group correctly?

[Shlup]

Every time.

[Raistlin]

"Conero's?" xD

[Shlup]

What? It's better.

[Kawaii Ryûkishi]

I'd have gone with Corona's.

[Dr. Casey]

Klaus, Mira, Elena, and Prima Doll live in Corona.

[Shlup]

What Corona? Not California.

[Samuraid]

http://www.teamlorenz.com/Signs/200%20Corona%20light%20bottle.JPG

[Shlup]

I don't think they live in beer, Sam.

[Kawaii Ryûkishi]

Good work apparently scanning a bottle, tho'.

[Rainecloud]

We're not Corona's Gang, Cornero's Gang or Cornetto's Gang.

(Although that last one does sound quite nifty).

[Kawaii Ryûkishi]

You're not anything anymore, really.

[Rainecloud]

You're not anything anymore, really.

Yes, we're deceased. I know.

[Loony BoB]

Nah, nobody in this gang died aside from lulusgirl.

[Shauna]

Are these like the Bards? Didn't do anything at all? xD

[Loony BoB]

These kind of threads are not tolerated in Feedback. They have nothing to do with feedback, actually. *closes*