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Loony BoB
12-23-2005, 12:29 AM
Fight! I need to get rid of all inactive players.

SummonerYuna
12-23-2005, 12:30 AM
I WANNA BE ALIVE!! :shoot:

Shauna
12-23-2005, 12:31 AM
I wish I were un-coma-fied to fight bravely for the side the 'leader' of the Namingway's has chosen. :rolleyes2

Vyk
12-23-2005, 12:31 AM
Too bad. At least your death was sudden and probably mostly painless.

I can feel mine coming...

Shoden
12-23-2005, 12:32 AM
How the hell can I fight if I aint in a gang?

boris no no
12-23-2005, 12:33 AM
i am a turk whore. i can defend myself sin city style B)

Bowser
12-23-2005, 12:33 AM
You don't :D Hold on while I get my flamethrower.

SummonerYuna
12-23-2005, 12:34 AM
Why did you fat chocobos get us judges. I thought we were ur allies.

Doomie
12-23-2005, 12:35 AM
As one of the only remaining members of The Judges, I must win this for the team. DANCING JESUS, ACTIVATE!


http://individual.utoronto.ca/bakht/img/site/dancingjesus.gif

The Jamie Star Scenario
12-23-2005, 12:37 AM
*shoots at random people*

ANYONE WANT SOME MUFFINS? WE'RE HAVING A BAKE SALE ON FRIDAY! EXPECT SOME CHRISTMAS SPECIALS!

Bowser
12-23-2005, 12:37 AM
Me + Doomie + Dancing Jesus = Unbeatable. Watch out, you Turkeys!
*Shoots Jamie Star Senario* You wanna know where you can put those Muffins? :mad2:

Raistlin
12-23-2005, 12:38 AM
Namingway won't fight the Fat Chocobos, but feel free to kill off our inactive members somehow anyway. :p

Loony BoB
12-23-2005, 12:39 AM
NEWS FLASH!!!
Intense gunfighting has taken place in Fat Chocobos territory between the Fat Chocobos, Judges, Namingway's and Turks. Apparently the death toll is already over ten.

boris no no
12-23-2005, 12:39 AM
*throws STDs at the judges*
:D

Doomie
12-23-2005, 12:39 AM
If the Naked Gun has proven anything, you can't die if you hide behind a trashcan! Also, if the Bible has proven anything, Jesus is unbeatable and totally badass! DIE!

EDIT: http://individual.utoronto.ca/bakht/img/site/dancingjesus.gif

Shauna
12-23-2005, 12:40 AM
...But, Raist, the Fat Chocobos killed three of our allies, and their leader? *coma*

Shoden
12-23-2005, 12:40 AM
*launches a mortor missile at the fighting*

Loony BoB
12-23-2005, 12:40 AM
Okay, what I need is a list of survivors - aka the people who are still active in these four gangs.

Bowser
12-23-2005, 12:41 AM
*Throws Calories at the Turks*

Shoden
12-23-2005, 12:41 AM
I'm active but not in a gang so I get to kill anyone I please.

Raistlin
12-23-2005, 12:41 AM
Active members of Namingway's:

1. Raistlin
2. Shauna

:(

Shauna
12-23-2005, 12:42 AM
And, I'm in a coma! :D We win, for sure.

The Jamie Star Scenario
12-23-2005, 12:43 AM
*curxifies Jesus and use Spear of Destiny on him*

Haha! Down falls your Jesus!

-N-
12-23-2005, 12:43 AM
By the way, now's the time where the Fat Chocobo's underground alliance with the Judges and Namingway's comes out. Since Kyono's dead, ties to Turks have been severed, and the links I built with Raistlin and Lynx come out in alliances right here. So it really is "Judges & Namingway's & Fat Chocobos vs. Turks".

edit: Of course, this means more Turks die.

Raistlin
12-23-2005, 12:43 AM
I'll take everyone on!

EDIT: In the Turks, that is.

Bowser
12-23-2005, 12:43 AM
Alive Members of Judges:

1. Bowser
2. Doomie
3. Dancing Jesus
4. Hsu
5. kuRt
6. Behold the Void
7. Chocolate Thief Locke

These are the only members I've seen be active. If you want to be alive, you should probably post somewthing here.

Behold the Void
12-23-2005, 12:44 AM
http://akusui.net/_lynxius/_leech/eoff-judges_cardspin-yellow.gif

I'm still fighting. I think. Dunno, I've been busy.

Raistlin
12-23-2005, 12:45 AM
Isn't Lynx alive? =o

-N-
12-23-2005, 12:45 AM
Judges also have BtV and CTL.

The Jamie Star Scenario
12-23-2005, 12:46 AM
By the way, now's the time where the Fat Chocobo's underground alliance with the Judges and Namingway's comes out. Since Kyono's dead, ties to Turks have been severed, and the links I built with Raistlin and Lynx come out in alliances right here. So it really is "Judges & Namingway's & Fat Chocobos vs. Turks".

edit: Of course, this means more Turks die.Numbers do not determine the winners or the death toll. You have to remember the Turks superior skills in battle!

SummonerYuna
12-23-2005, 12:46 AM
I BET IN THE END, EVERYONE IS GOING TO DIE AND THEN NO ONE WILL BE PART OF A GROUP... Ooops.. cpas lock...

Raistlin
12-23-2005, 12:47 AM
Pfft, the Turks, in battle? You seem to be getting them confused with the Turks in FF7. The Turks here couldn't fight their way out of a paper bag, as shown by them having PiP on their side.

Shauna
12-23-2005, 12:47 AM
You are no longer, a Judge, did you not notice? :D

Loony BoB
12-23-2005, 12:52 AM
Old Manus
Del Murder
nik0tine
DJZen
Tsukasa
Agent Proto
ffxfreak93

Raistlin
Shauna

Bladen

Hsu
Behold the Void
Resha
Doomie
Mo-Nercy
Rye
Rase
Hawkeye
KoShiatar
RPJesus
Burtsplurt
Sora!
Spiffing Cheese
Chocolate Thief Locke
Tasura
KuRt
Bowser

eestlinc
Azar
Jess
Strider
Squinn
Meat Puppet
Dreddz
Primus Inter Pares
boris no no
themagicroundabout
The Jamie Star Scenario
Deaths_Hand
Shiny_Grieer

Seem accurate? Obviously there are parties not involved in this battle that are unaffected.

Also, Neel is a bit off on one thing - his allegiances to the Judges would most likely be shattered since his men are now in charge, and they just killed three senior members of the Judges in cold blood.

Shoden
12-23-2005, 12:54 AM
*Gets some sub machine guns and Molotov cocktails*

It's time to kick some arse!!

Bowser
12-23-2005, 01:00 AM
No fair. I'm last on the Judges list. Oh well. No fair. Bladen doesn't even have a gang.

Tasura
12-23-2005, 01:01 AM
No one does this to The Judges, no one! *goes on a crazy masacreing spree of Turks and the ones who killed The Judges*

Shoden
12-23-2005, 01:03 AM
Yeah so I can kill anyone.

Loony BoB
12-23-2005, 01:08 AM
Raistlin stood as the only surviving member of Namingway's Hood - well aside from Monkey (overseas) and Shauna (in a coma). Then, he turned and ran, much like every other gangster in the vicinity. The cops were coming and they were coming en masse. It seemed this was a bit too big for the cops to dismiss as 'gangster issues'.

Behind the fleeing lay corpses upon corpses of gangsters, along with various other casualties, enough to fill a ward or two. The gangs had been cut down in a big way.

Those that remained alive gathered in their respective territories, hiding from the cops as they made their investigations. At one point, the Turks and Judges controlled this land. Now they'd been decimated - along with most of Fat Chocobos - there were entirely new problems. COrneo's Gang, once weak in number, was now high in the pecking order of EoFF: Gang Wars. Spoony Bards still had their end sorted as well. But it was the Shumi Tribe that was taking over, and fast, while the Judges and Turks mostly spent their time plotting their revenge against each other.

The massacre was over, and Raistlin sat down in his chair. It wasn't until he felt the cold steel on the back of his head that he realised that Shauna wasn't in her coma anymore.

Everyone not on previously mentioned list now dead. And Raistlin.

Shauna
12-23-2005, 01:10 AM
*evil laughter*:scary: :radred: :evilking:

boris no no
12-23-2005, 01:14 AM
my STDs worked B)

XxSephirothxX
12-23-2005, 01:14 AM
I was just thinking how nice it would be to stab Raistlin. But he's dead now, so I can stab somebody else instead!

Bowser
12-23-2005, 01:16 AM
My calories worked :cool:

Vyk
12-23-2005, 01:19 AM
Awesome. Too bad I wasn't part of this. But I got my own problems in da hood.

KuRt
12-23-2005, 01:28 AM
*gets bored of life, blows up himself and some Turks with a huuuuuuge bomb*

there you have it, I consider that as dying. (Just keep me informed how many i took with me :))

Bowser
12-23-2005, 01:30 AM
Great. Am I the only Judge now?

Tasura
12-23-2005, 01:31 AM
Not quite

Bowser
12-23-2005, 01:33 AM
Woo! We must regain control of the FeedBack Forum! :mad2:

Jiro
12-23-2005, 01:45 AM
*sets up bombs all over judges territory* try and stay alive losers!

Shlup
12-23-2005, 01:46 AM
Someone off this guy before I do.

Vyk
12-23-2005, 01:48 AM
That's what we call a poser :D?

Doomie
12-23-2005, 01:49 AM
Milky Milky Cocoa Puffs.

Mo-Nercy
12-23-2005, 01:54 AM
I must've been hiding under a rock or something while all this happened.

Tasura
12-23-2005, 01:57 AM
It appears so Mo

Raistlin
12-23-2005, 02:06 AM
What're dead people supposed to do? Can I haunt people?

Shauna
12-23-2005, 02:08 AM
You're gonna haunt me, your murderer, right? :D

Raistlin
12-23-2005, 02:13 AM
No, I was thinking about getting some of my Judges friends to off you. I'd haunt the Turks.

Resha
12-23-2005, 02:17 AM
I ENTER THE FIGHT NOW!

Edit: I may as well...*begins shooting the hell out of the Namingways*?

ffxfreak93
12-23-2005, 02:26 AM
FAT CHOCOBOSwill prevail!!!