Judges & Namingway's vs. Turks vs. Fat Chocobos - The Massacre

[Loony BoB]

Fight! I need to get rid of all inactive players.

[SummonerYuna]

I WANNA BE ALIVE!! :shoot:

[Shauna]

I wish I were un-coma-fied to fight bravely for the side the 'leader' of the Namingway's has chosen. :rolleyes2

[Vyk]

Too bad. At least your death was sudden and probably mostly painless.

I can feel mine coming...

[Shoden]

How the hell can I fight if I aint in a gang?

[boris no no]

i am a turk whore. i can defend myself sin city style B)

[Bowser]

You don't :D Hold on while I get my flamethrower.

[SummonerYuna]

Why did you fat chocobos get us judges. I thought we were ur allies.

[Doomie]

As one of the only remaining members of The Judges, I must win this for the team. DANCING JESUS, ACTIVATE!


http://individual.utoronto.ca/bakht/img/site/dancingjesus.gif

[The Jamie Star Scenario]

*shoots at random people*

ANYONE WANT SOME MUFFINS? WE'RE HAVING A BAKE SALE ON FRIDAY! EXPECT SOME CHRISTMAS SPECIALS!

[Bowser]

Me + Doomie + Dancing Jesus = Unbeatable. Watch out, you Turkeys!
*Shoots Jamie Star Senario* You wanna know where you can put those Muffins? :mad2:

[Raistlin]

Namingway won't fight the Fat Chocobos, but feel free to kill off our inactive members somehow anyway. :p

[Loony BoB]

NEWS FLASH!!!
Intense gunfighting has taken place in Fat Chocobos territory between the Fat Chocobos, Judges, Namingway's and Turks. Apparently the death toll is already over ten.

[boris no no]

*throws STDs at the judges*
:D

[Doomie]

If the Naked Gun has proven anything, you can't die if you hide behind a trashcan! Also, if the Bible has proven anything, Jesus is unbeatable and totally badass! DIE!

EDIT: http://individual.utoronto.ca/bakht/img/site/dancingjesus.gif

[Shauna]

...But, Raist, the Fat Chocobos killed three of our allies, and their leader? *coma*

[Shoden]

*launches a mortor missile at the fighting*

[Loony BoB]

Okay, what I need is a list of survivors - aka the people who are still active in these four gangs.

[Bowser]

*Throws Calories at the Turks*

[Shoden]

I'm active but not in a gang so I get to kill anyone I please.

[Raistlin]

Active members of Namingway's:

1. Raistlin
2. Shauna

:(

[Shauna]

And, I'm in a coma! :D We win, for sure.

[The Jamie Star Scenario]

*curxifies Jesus and use Spear of Destiny on him*

Haha! Down falls your Jesus!

[-N-]

By the way, now's the time where the Fat Chocobo's underground alliance with the Judges and Namingway's comes out. Since Kyono's dead, ties to Turks have been severed, and the links I built with Raistlin and Lynx come out in alliances right here. So it really is "Judges & Namingway's & Fat Chocobos vs. Turks".

edit: Of course, this means more Turks die.

[Raistlin]

I'll take everyone on!

EDIT: In the Turks, that is.

[Bowser]

Alive Members of Judges:

1. Bowser
2. Doomie
3. Dancing Jesus
4. Hsu
5. kuRt
6. Behold the Void
7. Chocolate Thief Locke

These are the only members I've seen be active. If you want to be alive, you should probably post somewthing here.

[Azure Chrysanthemum]

http://akusui.net/_lynxius/_leech/eoff-judges_cardspin-yellow.gif

I'm still fighting. I think. Dunno, I've been busy.

[Raistlin]

Isn't Lynx alive? =o

[-N-]

Judges also have BtV and CTL.

[The Jamie Star Scenario]

By the way, now's the time where the Fat Chocobo's underground alliance with the Judges and Namingway's comes out. Since Kyono's dead, ties to Turks have been severed, and the links I built with Raistlin and Lynx come out in alliances right here. So it really is "Judges & Namingway's & Fat Chocobos vs. Turks".

edit: Of course, this means more Turks die.Numbers do not determine the winners or the death toll. You have to remember the Turks superior skills in battle!

[SummonerYuna]

I BET IN THE END, EVERYONE IS GOING TO DIE AND THEN NO ONE WILL BE PART OF A GROUP... Ooops.. cpas lock...

[Raistlin]

Pfft, the Turks, in battle? You seem to be getting them confused with the Turks in FF7. The Turks here couldn't fight their way out of a paper bag, as shown by them having PiP on their side.

[Shauna]

You are no longer, a Judge, did you not notice? :D

[Loony BoB]

Old Manus
Del Murder
nik0tine
DJZen
Tsukasa
Agent Proto
ffxfreak93

Raistlin
Shauna

Bladen

Hsu
Behold the Void
Resha
Doomie
Mo-Nercy
Rye
Rase
Hawkeye
KoShiatar
RPJesus
Burtsplurt
Sora!
Spiffing Cheese
Chocolate Thief Locke
Tasura
KuRt
Bowser

eestlinc
Azar
Jess
Strider
Squinn
Meat Puppet
Dreddz
Primus Inter Pares
boris no no
themagicroundabout
The Jamie Star Scenario
Deaths_Hand
Shiny_Grieer

Seem accurate? Obviously there are parties not involved in this battle that are unaffected.

Also, Neel is a bit off on one thing - his allegiances to the Judges would most likely be shattered since his men are now in charge, and they just killed three senior members of the Judges in cold blood.

[Shoden]

*Gets some sub machine guns and Molotov cocktails*

It's time to kick some arse!!

[Bowser]

No fair. I'm last on the Judges list. Oh well. No fair. Bladen doesn't even have a gang.

[Tasura]

No one does this to The Judges, no one! *goes on a crazy masacreing spree of Turks and the ones who killed The Judges*

[Shoden]

Yeah so I can kill anyone.

[Loony BoB]

Raistlin stood as the only surviving member of Namingway's Hood - well aside from Monkey (overseas) and Shauna (in a coma). Then, he turned and ran, much like every other gangster in the vicinity. The cops were coming and they were coming en masse. It seemed this was a bit too big for the cops to dismiss as 'gangster issues'.

Behind the fleeing lay corpses upon corpses of gangsters, along with various other casualties, enough to fill a ward or two. The gangs had been cut down in a big way.

Those that remained alive gathered in their respective territories, hiding from the cops as they made their investigations. At one point, the Turks and Judges controlled this land. Now they'd been decimated - along with most of Fat Chocobos - there were entirely new problems. COrneo's Gang, once weak in number, was now high in the pecking order of EoFF: Gang Wars. Spoony Bards still had their end sorted as well. But it was the Shumi Tribe that was taking over, and fast, while the Judges and Turks mostly spent their time plotting their revenge against each other.

The massacre was over, and Raistlin sat down in his chair. It wasn't until he felt the cold steel on the back of his head that he realised that Shauna wasn't in her coma anymore.

Everyone not on previously mentioned list now dead. And Raistlin.

[Shauna]

*evil laughter*:scary: :radred: :evilking:

[boris no no]

my STDs worked B)

[XxSephirothxX]

I was just thinking how nice it would be to stab Raistlin. But he's dead now, so I can stab somebody else instead!

[Bowser]

My calories worked :cool:

[Vyk]

Awesome. Too bad I wasn't part of this. But I got my own problems in da hood.

[KuRt]

*gets bored of life, blows up himself and some Turks with a huuuuuuge bomb*

there you have it, I consider that as dying. (Just keep me informed how many i took with me :))

[Bowser]

Great. Am I the only Judge now?

[Tasura]

Not quite

[Bowser]

Woo! We must regain control of the FeedBack Forum! :mad2:

[Jiro]

*sets up bombs all over judges territory* try and stay alive losers!

[Shlup]

Someone off this guy before I do.

[Vyk]

That's what we call a poser :D?

[Doomie]

Milky Milky Cocoa Puffs.

[Mo-Nercy]

I must've been hiding under a rock or something while all this happened.

[Tasura]

It appears so Mo

[Raistlin]

What're dead people supposed to do? Can I haunt people?

[Shauna]

You're gonna haunt me, your murderer, right? :D

[Raistlin]

No, I was thinking about getting some of my Judges friends to off you. I'd haunt the Turks.

[Resha]

I ENTER THE FIGHT NOW!

Edit: I may as well...*begins shooting the hell out of the Namingways*?

[ffxfreak93]

FAT CHOCOBOSwill prevail!!!