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theundeadhero
12-23-2005, 09:32 AM
A choose your own adventure story.

EOFF Horror House (http://www.geocities.com/floydsarmy/house/horror)

Rase
12-23-2005, 09:36 AM
I'm scared. :(

*begins*

EDIT: I think I've died 13 times. :cry:

Behold the Void
12-23-2005, 09:45 AM
I love you.

Eiko Guy
12-23-2005, 10:04 AM
wats the right way

nik0tine
12-23-2005, 10:10 AM
This is the greatest thing ever.

Meat Puppet
12-23-2005, 10:19 AM
I got dibs on first to die by chocobo

nik0tine
12-23-2005, 10:22 AM
I've been killed by rubah, big d, foa, and one more which i can't remember. I've also encountered this (http://www.geocities.com/floydsarmy/house/217.jpg) a few times.

Randgris
12-23-2005, 10:27 AM
Hahaha!!! I'm always dead!!! :lol:

I'm lost!!! :lol:

I keep on dying but I luv it!!! :love:


Hey there's something wrong. I can't continue with this link:
http://www.geocities.com/floydsarmy/house/216.jpg

theundeadhero
12-23-2005, 10:30 AM
I just wish it wasn't so short, even though it's 275 pages long.

Primus Inter Pares
12-23-2005, 11:09 AM
...xD

Man I got killed by Necro like right away :D

Rusty
12-23-2005, 12:55 PM
xD That's so awesome. But the blinkies killed me!

Old Manus
12-23-2005, 12:58 PM
bob killed me the bastard

Mittopotahis
12-23-2005, 01:00 PM
RING YOU STUPID DOORBELL :mad2:

Neco Arc
12-23-2005, 01:05 PM
bob killed me the bastard

Dreddz
12-23-2005, 01:06 PM
smurfing Chocobo...

Shlup
12-23-2005, 01:30 PM
It seems interesting but my attention span wasn't long enough to make it past three pages. I'll try again after I smoke some crack.

theundeadhero
12-23-2005, 01:52 PM
Hey there's something wrong. I can't continue with this link:
Is that the page your going to or the page your on? If it's where your at I'll look right into it, ir it's where your going I need to know what page it is so I can fix it.

EDIT:FIXED!

Shauna
12-23-2005, 02:40 PM
Yay! I got killed many times, Leeza, foa, Spatty, Roogle, BtV... I died so many times! :D

DK
12-23-2005, 02:56 PM
I got killed by kikimm. IT'S JUST LIKE REAL LIFE

Epiphany
12-23-2005, 02:59 PM
Random clicking has yet to get me killed but I'm at a dead end here. (http://www.geocities.com/floydsarmy/house/215.html) Neither option leads to anything. XD

DK
12-23-2005, 03:01 PM
http://www.geocities.com/floydsarmy/house/243.jpg

Doesn't work :{

silverpigeon97
12-23-2005, 03:08 PM
I keep getting that as well, but besides that, fucking awesome

theundeadhero
12-23-2005, 03:25 PM
Random clicking has yet to get me killed but I'm at a dead end here. Neither option leads to anything. XDThat's the one I fixed earlier so it should work now.

Kyono, that should be fixed. Seems a lot of links got the html replace with jpg through a find/change all mass action.

For any links that don't work, I need the page they are on, not where they lead.

Pheesh
12-23-2005, 03:29 PM
the blinkies are DOOM! DOOM I TELLS YA!

Stay Essential
EE

Epiphany
12-23-2005, 03:29 PM
Er, still broken. Both links that don't work are the ones listed on that page.

theundeadhero
12-23-2005, 03:40 PM
Probably hadn't finished saving yet. I saved that as I sent my reply here. I just tried them both and they work.

DK
12-23-2005, 03:57 PM
I finished it. I want a better prize. D:

theundeadhero
12-23-2005, 03:58 PM
For the full experience be sure to get a trivia question wrong, as pitifully simple as they are.

DK
12-23-2005, 04:02 PM
Now THAT's more like it. :D~

Venom
12-23-2005, 04:35 PM
Kikimm made me dead.:(

Shoden
12-23-2005, 04:49 PM
USE THE BLOODY STICK!!!

That rocked, the stick was the best.

XxSephirothxX
12-23-2005, 05:23 PM
I was very offended when your game called me a dork. :mad2:

Seriously, though, great job.:p

Loony BoB
12-23-2005, 05:30 PM
Dude! I killed myself! Twice!

EDIT:
The game begins. Both of you draw squares and you're up first.

DOROANC

Spell CAN
Spell DOOR
NO! SPELL CONDOR, YOU IDIOT! See, this is how people lose at scrabble.

EDIT: Got killed by BoB, BoB, Yams, Yams, Yams, clout, foa, Big D, rubah, BtV, Roogle before finding the end. Also checked out the deaths for Kishi and Spatvark out of curiosity.

I knew that I'd kill myself but I just couldn't resist. :(

Psychotic
12-23-2005, 08:00 PM
DAMN YOU HSU! :irked:

SummonerYuna
12-23-2005, 08:05 PM
Oh that's aswome! You made it right?

rubah
12-23-2005, 08:07 PM
Necro got me the first time.

Those darn blinkies.

[edit- k leeza too, BtV (nice)(twice), ZOMP<3foa, big D, me :DD)

K got stuck in a hallway:D I like the monkeys:D

Psychotic
12-23-2005, 08:41 PM
I beat it! I AM A CID'S KNIGHT! ...ugh. :barf:

ff7+ff10 gurl 100
12-23-2005, 08:51 PM
I got killed by an old man by smashing of brains.
Thats funny :D

Reles
12-23-2005, 09:11 PM
I fell in a pit of acid. Crazy.

ff7+ff10 gurl 100
12-23-2005, 09:15 PM
I tried again and i died cuz i got on a merry-go-round and it when so fast i let go and hit a tree and died :p

themagicroundabout
12-23-2005, 09:21 PM
What a way to go :( (http://www.geocities.com/floydsarmy/house/19.html)

oh, and i got killed by a bunch of cats too :(

TurkSlayer
12-23-2005, 09:23 PM
I was killed by Leeza and a small army of Necros!

ff7+ff10 gurl 100
12-23-2005, 09:25 PM
Again i tried and i was attacked by cats, killed by a guy with a bible, and cut in two by a katana...Cool xD :D

Nick Schovitz
12-23-2005, 09:37 PM
This was very, unique, you need to open it agian on Halloween, is there any other ending than getting beat to death by a broom?

P.S. I've been here for a while but I still haven't found anyone named Cid yet.

TurkSlayer
12-23-2005, 09:43 PM
I put on the most beautiful dress, and then Spatvark killed me! Where's the justice?

Anyway, I am now a Cid's Knight, doomed to wander Cid's freaky mansion for all eternity. Yay.

EDIT: By the way, this is Cid, Nick. (http://forums.eyesonff.com/member.php?u=1)

KoShiatar
12-23-2005, 09:50 PM
Nice! But I was killed rather soon.. :P

crashNUMBERS
12-23-2005, 10:58 PM
That's so killer...

Bowser
12-23-2005, 11:18 PM
You go to pet it and it "Kweh!"s loudly. You pet it some more and it begins to nuzzle it's beak on your chest. It kinda tickles! Soon it begins to gently peck at your chest. Before you can get it to stop it's starts pecking harder. That doesn't tickle so much. You trip on your shoelaces trying to get away and it begins to peck you harder. Before you know it, you've become the first EOFFer to die by chocobo.

Aww.

edit: I have now been killed by cl_out, Big D, kikimm, Hsu, FoA, and Loony BoB's chocobo.
edit2: Leeza, Yamaneko, Necroponiasfuhlk, Del Murder, Rubah, Behold the Void, Roogle, Spatvark.
edit3: WOO! CID'S KNIGHT

Shoden
12-23-2005, 11:28 PM
I got killed by the chocobo 3 times, Kishi, Big D and FOA.

Loony BoB
12-23-2005, 11:29 PM
I really do love you guys to bits, you know. :<3:

bennator
12-23-2005, 11:30 PM
An EoFF Whore house? Where?


oh.....horror, I get it

Nick Schovitz
12-23-2005, 11:36 PM
This was very, unique, you need to open it agian on Halloween, is there any other ending than getting beat to death by a broom?

TurkSlayer
12-23-2005, 11:46 PM
Yams beat me to death three times. He must really love me.

Nick Schovitz
12-24-2005, 12:06 AM
IIIIIII'VVVE DONE IT I PASSED WITH ONLY TAKING THREE DEATHS AS FOLLOWS!
I was cut asunder by a katana
I was dropped int o a red room where tentacles grabbed me
I was eaten by A zombie named Sholvak

p.s. Too bad I can't leave the mansion now that I'm knighted.

Epiphany
12-24-2005, 12:07 AM
Random clicking finally got me murdered. Damn you, Spats. >:l

Old Manus
12-24-2005, 12:14 AM
The subliminal message in this story is that all moderators are sad people who stay in cold dark rooms with a computer in the corner and runescape as it's homepage. What to do what to do.

Samuraid
12-24-2005, 12:30 AM
two seventy five :p

Del Murder
12-24-2005, 12:50 AM
The Scrabble part was awesome. My death was also worthy. I approve.

Dignified Pauper
12-24-2005, 03:11 AM
Stunning.

I died 12 times.

I bet there's a secret ending besides being knighted, so if someone finds it, post it.

Markus. D
12-24-2005, 04:24 AM
You kneel before Cid and he draws his sword. Gracing both your shoulders, you recieve your knighthood. Only afterwards do you realize it is not the gift you expected it to be. You are now doomed to wander his mansion, taking upon whatever crusade Cid deems worthy of his knights.


End

i only got killed once by Spatvark... that scared me....


i win :D


edit: what a horrible ending.....

NeoTifa
12-24-2005, 05:42 AM
yay 18+ deaths later and i finally made it! when the person who got sniped asked all those questions, i only missed one! and that was how old eoff was. XD

Slade
12-24-2005, 05:49 AM
I got killed.....damn. It was fun though. Brings me back to those days of reading the 'Choose your own adventures' Goosebumps books....

Cloud_omnislash_Strife
12-24-2005, 06:21 AM
I finished it!

ShunNakamura
12-24-2005, 06:35 AM
Very interesting little webpage.

I always loved those choose your own adventure books. Are there any authors still making and releasing them? I haven't seen a new one in my library for ages.


When you finally stop falling your not in the mansion anymore. You land in a barren plain. The sky is red with a bright yellow sun set in it. Not a single cloud can be seen. The only thing that can be seen is a single black tree naked of leaves. The heat has left it dry and twisted. You begin to walk towards it when the ground beneath you starts to shake. Small at first, the ground begins to crack open into crevices which grow as they streak towards you. You lose your balance as the shaking becomes more violent. Then giant evil tenticles burst forth out of the cracks! They whip towards you and OH GOD!

Did those tentacles do what I think they did... or am I just a naughty boy?

Leeza
12-25-2005, 02:59 AM
I'm going to Sticky this just for the fact that I have no time to go through it all at the moment and I don't want to forget about it if it gets too far down the page. :)

ffxfreak93
12-25-2005, 06:41 AM
Very interesting little webpage.

I always loved those choose your own adventure books. Are there any authors still making and releasing them? I haven't seen a new one in my library for ages.


When you finally stop falling your not in the mansion anymore. You land in a barren plain. The sky is red with a bright yellow sun set in it. Not a single cloud can be seen. The only thing that can be seen is a single black tree naked of leaves. The heat has left it dry and twisted. You begin to walk towards it when the ground beneath you starts to shake. Small at first, the ground begins to crack open into crevices which grow as they streak towards you. You lose your balance as the shaking becomes more violent. Then giant evil tenticles burst forth out of the cracks! They whip towards you and OH GOD!

Did those tentacles do what I think they did... or am I just a naughty boy?
yes they did

ff7+ff10 gurl 100
12-25-2005, 06:42 AM
I think they did if ya know what i mean :jokey:

theundeadhero
12-25-2005, 12:32 PM
You'll just have to ask Kishi to find out. :tentaclemonster:

SammieBabe
12-26-2005, 07:09 PM
I got killed by everyone except rubah and Kishi before I beat it.

Very cool, Hero! Gave me something to do at work!! :D

Kamiko
12-26-2005, 08:01 PM
I got killed by the chocobo.
EDIT:
TWICE.
But I killed the monkeys.

Chaos
12-26-2005, 10:49 PM
I got killed by the cat a few times. I leik kitties...why they scratch me?

Chaos

Winter Nights
12-26-2005, 11:15 PM
Got killed.. alot.. but finally made it.

The Summoner of Leviathan
12-27-2005, 02:29 AM
I died often, but in the end made it through. That was fun TUH!

Kawaii Ryűkishi
12-27-2005, 03:06 AM
I went out of my way to get killed by and/or play Scrabble with everyone, because that's the whole point. Overall I would say it was rather brillian.

StarlightAngel
12-27-2005, 08:14 AM
I got killed a few times, but made it through eventually :)

WHY DO YOU KILL YOUR OWN SISTER, BTV?!! :cry:

Taiyou
12-27-2005, 09:32 AM
BTV killed me while I was talking to him about it. -_-

Behold the Void
12-27-2005, 09:34 AM
A truly |_337 |\|1|\|J4 takes his prey when they are least suspecting.

Strider
12-27-2005, 10:06 AM
You wanna know why I don't like cats?

BECAUSE THEY'LL KILL YOU LIKE ONE KILLED ME.

Maybe I shouldn't have poked it with the stick.

ffxfreak93
12-27-2005, 10:23 AM
lol,i did the same thing

me and my stupidness to poke something with a stick

-N-
12-27-2005, 11:29 PM
I beat it! I AM A CID'S KNIGHT! ...ugh. :barf:Aha! Hahaha! Haha hah hah ahah ahhh....

If hero wasn't Site Staff, he'd be best RM for sure. Great job! :D

*reads some more in hopes of finding allusions to himself, so egotistical :p*

Psychotic
12-27-2005, 11:35 PM
I posted that before I got my promotion, but it's proof that this game really works.

And you aren't in there. Only people theundeadhero likes are in there...which probably explains my absence despite my spiffy Cid's Knight title.

(yes, I know)

theundeadhero
12-28-2005, 07:13 AM
If hero wasn't Site Staff, he'd be best RM for sure. Great job! I see no reason not to have an SS and RM title at the sme time :p



Only people theundeadhero likes are in there...which probably explains my absence despite my spiffy Cid's Knight title.
At the time your avatar was a duck flying around in a plane. At the time there was a part in the story that had ducks flying around in planes ;)

That's not really true either, cause theres no way I couldn't fit that many people into the story. :(

Jess
12-28-2005, 03:17 PM
I won! :D

black orb
01-03-2006, 08:08 AM
>>> Where is Dracula?

theundeadhero
01-03-2006, 08:43 AM
Bleys? We don't know :(

Rikku*
01-05-2006, 07:44 AM
this is kewl!!

xX.Silver.Wings.Xx
01-05-2006, 04:14 PM
I always thought Chocobos where cute...... :(

childroland
01-12-2006, 01:25 AM
EOFF horror house was ok but the end was gay so I am doomed to wander Cids mansion forever.

Xaven
01-22-2006, 11:57 PM
I went out of my way to get killed by and/or play Scrabble with everyone, because that's the whole point. Overall I would say it was rather brillian.
Yupyup.

theundeadhero
09-19-2006, 11:39 PM
I'm going to bump this because we have a ton of new members who never had a chance to see it, even though it's a bit dated. That and to whine about it not making the archives :p