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Fatal Impurity
12-23-2005, 04:21 PM
women are the wierdest things in the world they say stupid things like: "if you dont know whats wrong im not gonna tell you" and http://img321.imageshack.us/img321/3721/subbed57tr.jpg its just completely insane!

Shauna
12-23-2005, 04:27 PM
OMG SEXIST! ...He did say we were stupid. ...Kind of. :shifty:

Dreddz
12-23-2005, 04:31 PM
omegaweapon2005, we'll get on just fine me and you.......

The Jamie Star Scenario
12-23-2005, 04:33 PM
http://www.theglassprison.net/obey/xxx/00.JPG

Zeldy
12-23-2005, 04:36 PM
>;[ WOMEN ARE NOT WEIRD.
WE CAN DO TWO THINGS AT ONCE. CAN YOU?

Oh and Jamie star Scenario.. your sig.. ouch..

Shoeberto
12-23-2005, 04:41 PM
WOMEN BE SHOPPIN'

DK
12-23-2005, 04:43 PM
Halan girl? wan buddy list? Halanace? plz plz buddy?

~SapphireStar~
12-23-2005, 04:48 PM
God I know, Jamie star Scenario, your sig is ... painful.
Guys wouldnt last 5 minutes without women. Well, mine wouldnt.

Shauna
12-23-2005, 04:59 PM
Yeah. Men wouldn't go anywhere without women.

It's almost like being a woman, is as bad as being Scottish! ...which means I have double the pain. ;_;

~SapphireStar~
12-23-2005, 05:03 PM
Girl power and all that /xxx.gif/xxx.gif/xxx.gif/xxx.gife!
Stand proud ladies!

Fatal Impurity
12-23-2005, 05:04 PM
<!--@zeldy we CAN 2 things at once! (we can watch porn AND masturbate at the same time!)-->*snip*

We can do without posts such as this one. ~ Leeza

Resha
12-23-2005, 05:05 PM
Yes, well, geez omegaweapon2005. If you don't know what's wrong, we're not going to tell you. :mad2:

And it's all just PMS, anyways.

(Yes, PMS PMS PMS PMS PMS PMS!!!!!!!!!)

Craig
12-23-2005, 05:06 PM
Can't live with 'em, can't live without 'em.

Resha
12-23-2005, 05:07 PM
One day I want to see pregnant man, that will be so cute. :D

Fatal Impurity
12-23-2005, 05:08 PM
die you evil women!

~SapphireStar~
12-23-2005, 05:08 PM
One day I want to see pregnant man, that will be so cute.

You must have! Junior remember?

Craig
12-23-2005, 05:10 PM
http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v220/foogle/1078657688junior2.jpg

Resha
12-23-2005, 05:13 PM
Okay ladies, who wants to take bets on how much a pregnant man would whinge about labour pain? :grinpink:

(Is that a pregnant man or one with a prominent belly, good sir? :confused: Everyone knows the latter are more common :lol:)

SammieBabe
12-23-2005, 05:13 PM
Yes, we can die, then who will you have to masturbate about? Hell, my husband can't find his keys in the morning without me. He would never have clean clothes without me.
Face it, you need us...

Shauna
12-23-2005, 05:14 PM
That's in the film Junior. The guy *is* pregnant in the film... but, it is only a film. :D

~SapphireStar~
12-23-2005, 05:14 PM
Who wants to be the male guinea pig then?

Face it, you need us...
AHEM SISTA!

Craig
12-23-2005, 05:16 PM
Something tells me that the pain of a male giving birth, would be much worse than that a female giving birth.

Ultima Shadow
12-23-2005, 05:17 PM
Something tells me that the pain of a male giving birth, would be much worse than that a female giving birth.
Ouch! >_0

Women are hotter than men, thus they win by default.

~SapphireStar~
12-23-2005, 05:18 PM
^Was the Cheetos cheetah a Disney character?^

Resha
12-23-2005, 05:20 PM
Yes, because the males would die from labour pain and the women from laughing (yes, we're sadistic, we're mean, we also have PMS, lol!). Ultima Shadow speaks the truth (FOR ONCE! :p)

See, even Confucious say (I'm so sorry I have to resort to this) that behind every great man is a woman, and behind every woman is a man (checking her out). Would any man here seriously like to eliminate the woman in between and check out the first man's rear? :rolleyes2

(Why am I doing this ;_____; It's horrible!)

Loony BoB
12-23-2005, 05:21 PM
Can't live with 'em, can't live without 'em.
Amen.

~SapphireStar~
12-23-2005, 05:21 PM
I would die from laughing actually. The only time Ive seen guys with a red face and in pain is when theyve had a bad curry the night before.

Venom
12-23-2005, 05:27 PM
Women are awesome!:jokey:

Black Angel
12-23-2005, 05:29 PM
die you evil women!
Evil women are good for men. They are the same as good women, but only more sophisticated. :D


So don't even think about killing evil women!!! (I'm an evil woman!) :moomba:

Meat Puppet
12-23-2005, 06:02 PM
I only like the neutral genders. :barf:
(other)

Venom
12-23-2005, 06:03 PM
I only like the neutral genders. :barf:
(other)

:confused:

Lord Xehanort
12-23-2005, 06:21 PM
Women aren't too hard to understand, usually... but I have about 10 who keep begging me to father their children... AND I DON'T KNOW WHY!!!!!

Oh, and I can multitask just fine. I can write poetry while singing along to a Moulin Rouge Soundtrack, while on an exercise bike.

kikimm
12-23-2005, 08:28 PM
women are the weirdest things in the world they say stupid things like: "if you dont know whats wrong im not gonna tell you"

I hate those stupid games that some girls like to play. Ugh.

I can multitask sort of well, but not when cooking. I have to be completely focused when I cook!

War Angel
12-23-2005, 08:53 PM
The only time Ive seen guys with a red face and in pain is when theyve had a bad curry the night before.
Men cry at night, when nobody sees them. That is usually due to un-fulfilled nuctrunal erections. Yes yes.


but I have about 10 who keep begging me to father their children... AND I DON'T KNOW WHY!!!!!
Well, maybe you shouldn't have IMPREGNATED them, then! Especially given the fact you claim to be gay, I suppose you were all like 'ooh, let's see what happens when we put THIS in THERE, oh haha this feels funny', and nine months later OMG LOL, babies all over with crazy sad women haunting you.

Tragic, really.

[:..x.ffd.lil.one.x..:]
12-23-2005, 10:38 PM
Hm. It's funny isn't it?? When a girl does stuff that boys do, the get made fun of aka when they fight hard or have muscle they get called a man, when they sleep with alot of men, yeh sure they're called whores, but when a man does that they get called playas? Then they act themselves aka girly, mysterious, etc., and they still get made fun of?? Why don't you boys leave us girls alone until you boys understand what it's like being a gash!:mad:

Lord Xehanort
12-23-2005, 10:40 PM
Well, maybe you shouldn't have IMPREGNATED them, then! Especially given the fact you claim to be gay, I suppose you were all like 'ooh, let's see what happens when we put THIS in THERE, oh haha this feels funny', and nine months later OMG LOL, babies all over with crazy sad women haunting you.

Tragic, really.

I didn't. They keep asking me to have sex with them so that they may have my children. I am gay, and would appreciate if you didn't treat that as a temporary or voluntary characteristic.

[:..x.ffd.lil.one.x..:]
12-23-2005, 10:45 PM
Woah, am I too young to read this kind of talk?:confused:

War Angel
12-24-2005, 12:23 AM
I am gay, and would appreciate if you didn't treat that as a temporary or voluntary characteristic.
Ohh, pfft. Gay or straight, male or female, black or white, man or animal... there's only so much booty one can say no to.


Woah, am I too young to read this kind of talk?
If you have to ask, you probably are. Go back to playing your Legos. I'll join you in a bit.

Lord Xehanort
12-24-2005, 12:29 AM
Ohh, pfft. Gay or straight, male or female, black or white, man or animal... there's only so much booty one can say no to.

That's just uncalled for. There's no need to be so rude. If you disagree, then say so, but don't blow me off so discourteously.

Lust does not control humans. We control it.

War Angel
12-24-2005, 12:40 AM
That's just uncalled for. There's no need to be so rude. If you disagree, then say so, but don't blow me off so discourteously.

Lust does not control humans. We control it.
*Injects you with a double 400mg dose of Humour and Silliness directly into your throat*

There. That should do the trick. Welcome to EoFF. :)


Lust does not control humans. We control it.
I don't wanna be human, then! :P

Gopher Gamble
12-24-2005, 02:41 AM
Give Up! Just freaking give up! If your still trying to understand them thats just sad! Men and women tend to be totally different from one another, but you know what? I couldn't be happier about that. The last thing I want to think about a girl is "She reminds me so much of a man!".

Skarr
12-24-2005, 02:49 AM
I like women. I just can't tolerate too much of the dumb stereotype's ie they like money, hulky boyfriend's, are usually shallow, and have a bad personality. Yet they seem to be pretty as fucking hell...and you can't...for some reason...look away when you see them. Its sad really. Can't wait for the cyborg chicks to be invented. :love:

Miriel
12-24-2005, 03:04 AM
Sometimes, women only say "if you dont know whats wrong im not gonna tell you" because we're too nice to say, "You goddamn idiot, are you so smurfing retarded that you don't even notice when you're acting like a prick?" :)

Markus. D
12-24-2005, 03:27 AM
women are the weirdest things in the world they say stupid things like: "if you dont know whats wrong im not gonna tell you" and http://img321.imageshack.us/img321/3721/subbed57tr.jpg its just completely insane!


dont be sexist.

im sure they could say exactly the same thing to our gender 0_o....


and, leave blackrose (aka. mimiru's alter ego) alone.

NeoTifa
12-24-2005, 03:52 AM
im a manly man, only not really all the time thought. i just went shopping in dots for mokosin (sp?) boots, flares, and a shirt and purse to match, and then jump on my gba(thats nearly dead :\) as soon as i get home. i guess i really am hard to understand. i dress semi-girlish, yet i act like a guy 90% of the time :\

Slade
12-24-2005, 04:29 AM
Women are hotter than men, thus they win by default.
Ultima Shadow speaks the truth to which I agree with completely.

Del Murder
12-24-2005, 06:05 AM
I don't find women all that funny. I can't even think of five good female comedians.

Reles
12-24-2005, 06:55 AM
Ew women.

I like men better. :)

Behold the Void
12-24-2005, 07:39 AM
>;[ WOMEN ARE NOT WEIRD.
WE CAN DO TWO THINGS AT ONCE. CAN YOU?

Just two? That's sad.

I can read a book, play a video game AND watch a television show, while absorbing all of them at once, just pulling something off the top of my head. Dividing my attention is no difficult task.

Kawaii Ryűkishi
12-24-2005, 07:47 AM
What I'd give to get Asorie in here.

Vyk
12-24-2005, 08:54 AM
The arrogance on both teams needs to stop, you're making both genders look bad. PMS isn't the cause of every bad mood. And neither is a guy's bad attitude. Women can sometimes just be plain emotional. And guys can sometimes just be plain assholes. Stop mis-representing. I hate the inconsiderate lack of understanding and compassion here. I like women, but if they're gonna laugh if I'm in pain (unless it is funny) then forget those girls.

CloudDragon
12-24-2005, 09:01 AM
What I'd give to get Asorie in here.

OMG lolz, oldbies.

Asorie and Britt.

Jebus
12-24-2005, 09:05 AM
The arrogance on both teams needs to stop, you're making both genders look bad. PMS isn't the cause of every bad mood. And neither is a guy's bad attitude. Women can sometimes just be plain emotional. And guys can sometimes just be plain assholes. Stop mis-representing. I hate the inconsiderate lack of understanding and compassion here. I like women, but if they're gonna laugh if I'm in pain (unless it is funny) then forget those girls.

Someone can't take a joke. *rolleyes*

KuRt
12-24-2005, 09:07 AM
Can't live with 'em, can't live without 'em.
took the words right outta my mouth. and after that i looked at your location and started to laugh.

Neco Arc
12-24-2005, 11:22 AM
haw haw?

ScottNUMBERS
12-24-2005, 12:52 PM
dont be sexist.

I agree because if I dont, there will be no one to clean my dishes.

Anaisa
12-24-2005, 02:28 PM
The majority of men and women are all the same, based on the fact that they all conform to a stereotype. It doesn't really matter how their dull conformist ways differ, all that matters is that their conformists, there is really no great mystery. Both most men and women conform to societys standard of what they should be.

KentaRawr!
12-24-2005, 04:32 PM
It seems like alot of women are now preaching superiority instead of equality. I hate it when they do that. :cry: Cocky-ness is mean! :mad2:

Venom
12-24-2005, 04:51 PM
']Woah, am I too young to read this kind of talk?:confused:

Thats why you wanted to know the dream huh?
:jokey:

MecaKane
12-24-2005, 04:56 PM
I don't find women all that funny. I can't even think of five good female comedians.
True that.

Vyk
12-24-2005, 05:33 PM
Someone can't take a joke. *rolleyes*
Jokes I don't mind ;D Sexism and Femenism however are grating. Speaking of which, if it descriminates women why is it generalized as Sexism? Women get their own form of sexism: feminism. Is there a masculinism?

War Angel
12-24-2005, 05:44 PM
Is there a masculinism?
Yes. It's called 'reality as it is and how it should be'. :)

[:..x.ffd.lil.one.x..:]
12-25-2005, 12:29 PM
LMAO VENOM!! :D This whole conversation is making me self-consious!! Don't ask why but it does!!

Christmas
12-25-2005, 12:41 PM
The person that made this thread is pretty funny I guess.

Fatal Impurity
02-25-2006, 02:50 PM
thats strange but i do recall a certain person posting a pic of an empty room with the caption "this is the room full of people who find you funny"

theundeadhero
02-25-2006, 05:04 PM
That picture makes her butt look pretty nice, really.

rubah
02-25-2006, 05:37 PM
12-25-2005, 06:41 AM
02-25-2006, 08:50 AM

Sorry, but that date had a 1 in it, not just a two.

(posting in things from christmas is just not acceptable in general chat!)