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XxSephirothxX
12-24-2005, 02:04 AM
Congratulations Psy, you crazy sonuvabitch. :D

Psychotic
12-24-2005, 02:05 AM
HAIL SATAN!

I intend to rule EoFF with an iron grip of darkness. All shall tremble before my might.

DK
12-24-2005, 02:06 AM
lollerskates

Shoden
12-24-2005, 02:09 AM
The Anti Christ Cid is here!

Craig
12-24-2005, 02:11 AM
Gratz!

ZeZipster
12-24-2005, 02:11 AM
Wow this is peculiar usually Psy predicts who's gonna be cid'd next and now he is the one being cid'd.

CONBRABULATIONS!

Shoden
12-24-2005, 02:12 AM
(it's fake but who cares?)

Finally some action round here!

Psychotic
12-24-2005, 02:14 AM
Shoden, consider yourself banned. At some point. :shifty:

Lord Xehanort
12-24-2005, 02:14 AM
All hail Psychotic! Have your hands grown back yet?

Shoden
12-24-2005, 02:15 AM
Satan says I should stay, he also said there's going to be an eoff buffet pigout eatfest.

Some Point I may get banned but If I continue like I am, I may last another year.

Psychotic
12-24-2005, 02:15 AM
Yes.

Finally, the EoFF staff has been made cool. It took a long time, but dang is it worth it. Hallelujah!

Lord Xehanort
12-24-2005, 02:16 AM
Next time, don't wash your hands with steel wool.

The Man
12-24-2005, 02:17 AM
:happybday

but seriously, I’ve been expecting this for like a year. G’job.

Spiffing Cheese
12-24-2005, 02:18 AM
*waits for the world to end*

DK
12-24-2005, 02:19 AM
You people seriously depress me.

Resha
12-24-2005, 02:22 AM
His name's not bolded on the Index. xD Yeah, congratulations. :D

ffxfreak93
12-24-2005, 02:23 AM
its the sign of the apocalypse!!!!

Psychotic
12-24-2005, 02:24 AM
I'm on invisible mode so of course it isn't. :rolleyes2

ff7+ff10 gurl 100
12-24-2005, 02:24 AM
Are you sure?

The Man
12-24-2005, 02:25 AM
I'm on invisible mode so of course it isn't. :rolleyes2You weren’t like a minute ago though, and your name wasn’t bold. xD

Maxico
12-24-2005, 02:25 AM
HAIL SATAN!

Pfft, you can't just hail Satan, Satan doesn't have to abide by your rules.

ffxfreak93
12-24-2005, 02:25 AM
the apocalypse is near though.....

DK
12-24-2005, 02:26 AM
XD Well AARON!!

Psychotic
12-24-2005, 02:27 AM
Oh you kids.

ffxfreak93
12-24-2005, 02:27 AM
were all gonna die!!!

The Man
12-24-2005, 02:28 AM
He’s not on the list of forum leaders either. Methinks someone’s playing a trick on us. Which is srsly disappointing to me, because the idea of Psy on a power rampage almost makes me horny. Note I said almost. :smash:

Skarr
12-24-2005, 02:29 AM
Way to go you spamming basterd.

DK
12-24-2005, 02:29 AM
I'm so happy that you failed to notice this before. :D

Psychotic
12-24-2005, 02:30 AM
He’s not on the list of forum leaders either. Methinks someone’s playing a trick on us. Which is srsly disappointing to me, because the idea of Psy on a power rampage almost makes me horny. Note I said almost. :smash:It's because I'm on invisible mode! Invisible people don't show up on the forum leaders page. Pssh, I thought you were supposed to know a lot about vB. :rolleyes2

The Man
12-24-2005, 02:30 AM
I'm so happy that you failed to notice this before. :DThat’s because I posted before investigating matters thoroughly :monster:


It's because I'm on invisible mode! Invisible people don't show up on the forum leaders page. Pssh, I thought you were supposed to know a lot about vB. :rolleyes2'kishi shows up on the forum leaders page. Nice try, but no cigar. http://fools-gold.org/forum/images/smilies/bandit.gif

Winter Nights
12-24-2005, 02:34 AM
*yawns*

Psychotic
12-24-2005, 02:35 AM
'kishi shows up on the forum leaders page. Nice try, but no cigar. (this smiley is ugly)Maybe you wrote a hack to make him appear. Can you write one to make me appear, please?

Xaven
12-24-2005, 02:37 AM
*Kills the vodka bottle* Yay?

Miriel
12-24-2005, 02:38 AM
Cid's Knight whore.









I expect a thoroughly predictable response to this post, you predictable whore.

The Man
12-24-2005, 02:39 AM
Maybe you wrote a hack to make him appear. Can you write one to make me appear, please?Nah, I can’t be arsed to write hacks for vB3.5. Hell, I could barely be arsed to write hacks for vB3. :smash:

Psychotic
12-24-2005, 02:40 AM
Cid's Knight whore.









I expect a thoroughly predictable response to this post, you predictable whore.Nah, that's too easy. It's like making fun of Joel.

Resha
12-24-2005, 02:41 AM
You are not invisible. You are completely visible to the naked eye. Emperor's new clothes, much? :laugh:

Psychotic
12-24-2005, 02:42 AM
As soon as I get made a CK, everyone starts laying into me.

...I fucking hate karma.

Resha
12-24-2005, 02:45 AM
Because you can ban us and we have to satisify our egos too, y'know. :(

Yamaneko
12-24-2005, 02:49 AM
Congrats Psychotic. :)

TurkSlayer
12-24-2005, 02:55 AM
Psychotic, a Cid's Knight! Congrats! And not a bad reason to drink! :beer:

kikimm
12-24-2005, 02:59 AM
`grats, dude.

rubah
12-24-2005, 03:12 AM
As soon as I get made a CK, everyone starts laying into me.

...I smurfing hate karma.
You get used to it kid.

NeoTifa
12-24-2005, 03:19 AM
so what exactly is a cid's knight XD i never really figured that one out. are they the mods?

Psychotic
12-24-2005, 03:21 AM
so what exactly is a cid's knight XD i never really figured that one out. are they the mods?We're the Shinra.

NeoTifa
12-24-2005, 03:22 AM
.... seriously. XD do you have SOLDIER?

Psychotic
12-24-2005, 03:24 AM
That's the admins.

TurkSlayer
12-24-2005, 03:29 AM
That's the admins.

Then who is Rufus? And Hojo? Heidegger? Scarlet and Palmer?

NeoTifa
12-24-2005, 03:36 AM
haha lol. j'ne sais pas. so the ck's are mods then?

Psychotic
12-24-2005, 03:36 AM
Rufus = Azar
Hojo = Kishi
Heidegger = Del Murder
Scarlet = Shlup
Palmer = Raistlin

And yes, the CKs are mods. Apparently. :shifty:

ZeZipster
12-24-2005, 03:39 AM
Mods? They listen to The Who?

Markus. D
12-24-2005, 03:42 AM
something about this makes me seek that it wont last long... not at all.

Psychotic
12-24-2005, 03:44 AM
Mods? They listen to The Who?Yes, and those darned spammers are Rockers.

You know, when I accepted this job, I figured there'd be more banning, and less making analogies. All in a day's work, I guess. :cool:

Miriel
12-24-2005, 03:46 AM
I think that the Jets color is prettier than the Cid's Knight color. Just sayin'.

Kawaii Ryűkishi
12-24-2005, 03:50 AM
Well, it should be. No one tops the Jets, baby.

Shlup
12-24-2005, 03:54 AM
Almost gave me a goddamn heart attack.

Tasura
12-24-2005, 03:58 AM
I heard nad i was like 'wtf?' then I was like 'haha nice man' then I was like 'yea I'm gonna post this' and so here I am, and there you go.

Reles
12-24-2005, 04:00 AM
Congratulations.

DK
12-24-2005, 04:00 AM
WHY WHY WHY KAOJUIWENHUYWEQGFBWQUYEFEWOFEWQF

NeoTifa
12-24-2005, 04:00 AM
mkay. thnx fur answering my ? though peeps

Raistlin
12-24-2005, 04:15 AM
Rufus = Azar
Hojo = Kishi
Heidegger = Del Murder
Scarlet = Shlup
Palmer = Raistlin

And yes, the CKs are mods. Apparently. :shifty:
Palmer's the best one. :D

Del Murder
12-24-2005, 04:26 AM
Gwa ha ha ha ha

Kawaii Ryűkishi
12-24-2005, 04:32 AM
I guess I should get busy trying to breed rubah with RSL.

TurkSlayer
12-24-2005, 05:14 AM
I guess I should get busy trying to breed rubah with RSL.

I fear the results.

Rase
12-24-2005, 07:56 AM
This is one of those moments where you knew something would happen, but when it does, you still crap your pants in fear.

The whole rubahXRSL deal, that is.

Shlup
12-24-2005, 08:02 AM
I didn't realize this many members were so entirely unobservant.

nik0tine
12-24-2005, 08:05 AM
I'll be laughing at you guys when this is over.

Ban me psy, ban me! I dare you!

Dolentrean
12-24-2005, 08:06 AM
oh but we are... we are.

gratz Phy!

Miriel
12-24-2005, 08:06 AM
I'm gonna go ahead and give people more credit than they deserve and assume that people are just playing along with the ruse.



I like the word "ruse."

-N-
12-24-2005, 08:09 AM
(If you saw a previous version of this post, you were wrong.)

What better way for BoB to overcome his nemesis than to assimilate him?

I pay my tributes here.

http://forums.eyesonff.com/showpost.php?p=1454571&postcount=44

Rainecloud
12-24-2005, 09:11 AM
This is almost as funny as the time Wyllius got modded.

Actually, forget that - this is funnier.

nik0tine
12-24-2005, 09:41 AM
Rufus = Azar
Hojo = Kishi
Heidegger = Del Murder DJZen
Scarlet = Shlup
Palmer = Raistlin

CloudDragon
12-24-2005, 09:47 AM
HAIL SATAN!

Amen to that.

"And you don't have to go to a church and beg or pray. With Satan, you just tell him what you want and he gives it to you."

Shoden
12-24-2005, 10:01 AM
Save the Staff forum documents!

Go on we have a right to know what they're plotting!

All this because of my posts in my 1 year thread, you can be the forum's non russian spy!

DK
12-24-2005, 01:55 PM
I didn't realize this many members were so entirely unobservant.

That was pretty much the same PM I sent to Psy like 3 minutes after this thread was made. :D

Loony BoB
12-24-2005, 04:13 PM
I didn't realise that those that were observant were so intent on ruining the atmosphere of the thread instead of chiming in.

Wait, no, I probably did.

I still don't think Psy should have been Knighted, but eh.

Old Manus
12-24-2005, 04:25 PM
NOW THIS IS MY KIND OF EOFF

KentaRawr!
12-24-2005, 05:19 PM
If you WERE made a Cid, then edit this post. I'm a big fat doodlehead...

SammieBabe
12-24-2005, 05:24 PM
Just remember all the little people who were nice to you and sent you free nudie bar passes with your Christmas card before you were all important...or something....;)

Resha
12-24-2005, 05:25 PM
(You do realise that one of Psy's CK groupies will do that anyways, Kentarou, just to make him look good?)

Hawkeye
12-24-2005, 05:27 PM
HahahahahahahahahahahahahahaHahahahahahahahahahahahahaha Psychotic its not April Fools yet!

Del Murder
12-24-2005, 05:34 PM
I didn't realise that those that were observant were so intent on ruining the atmosphere of the thread instead of chiming in.

Wait, no, I probably did.

I still don't think Psy should have been Knighted, but eh.
Well you yourself just gave it away.

XxSephirothxX
12-24-2005, 05:37 PM
I didn't realise that those that were observant were so intent on ruining the atmosphere of the thread instead of chiming in.

Wait, no, I probably did.

I still don't think Psy should have been Knighted, but eh.

People are too busy trying to prove that they're the more intelligent/observant and figured "it" out before someone else did.

TurkSlayer
12-24-2005, 05:45 PM
Just remember who your favorite member is, Psychotic.:D

...You do remember, don't you? DON'T YOU!?

Yamaneko
12-24-2005, 05:48 PM
It's pretty funny when we find out a member of these fine forums has passed away and 'cause people don't like to look dumb, they pretend it's a joke just in case it is.

ZeZipster
12-24-2005, 05:52 PM
It's pretty funny when we find out a member of these fine forums has passed away and 'cause people don't like to look dumb, they pretend it's a joke just in case it is.

Like Linus.

R.I.P. Linus.

Rye
12-24-2005, 05:54 PM
Oh man, congrats Paul! :D

War Angel
12-24-2005, 05:55 PM
Holy <b><<b></b>stuff></b>.

<b>Edit by Kishi: Don't bypass the filter.</b>

Caspian
12-24-2005, 06:22 PM
Boy am I glad this is fake.

And not real.

Vyk
12-24-2005, 06:40 PM
I don't get it, but oh well. You guys have fun

Psychotic
12-24-2005, 08:12 PM
Heidegger = Del Murder DJZenI considered that, but then I realised that would mean he would have to make love to himself, and for a man of Heidegger's physique, I'm not entirely sure if I want to imagine how that would be done.

Thank you for the messages of congratulations, worthless n00bs dear members. :)

Giga Guess
12-24-2005, 08:36 PM
Dear lord no....

Psychotic
12-24-2005, 09:34 PM
:(

Markus. D
12-24-2005, 09:36 PM
I scared, my hands... my pretty hands.

tailz
12-25-2005, 12:00 PM
i always suspected you to be next gongrats psy

Mittopotahis
12-26-2005, 03:03 AM
To all the people who don't think Psy should be a CK: you suck! Although, don't CK's have to do work? Psy, what have you done? :(

Del Murder
12-26-2005, 03:16 AM
He's already done more work than Yams has in the last six years.

Yamaneko
12-26-2005, 03:38 AM
It's to be expected considering he's the Greatest Spammer in Eyes On History. All I ever did was suggest a chocobo as the online icon.

Del Murder
12-26-2005, 03:44 AM
Yeah, those song parodies he wrote were awesome.

Yamaneko
12-26-2005, 03:46 AM
Those were really some of his weaker moments.

Mo-Nercy
12-26-2005, 04:57 AM
Congrats Psy. :D

Rainecloud
12-26-2005, 09:25 AM
Those were really some of his weaker moments.

He doesn't have any "moments".

Alive-Cat
12-26-2005, 11:13 AM
This new information adds a twist to EOFF and a storyline that others may find interesting and compelling. It's a sure way to attract more business.

Psychotic, the most evilest spammer in all the lands, was hell bent on turning GC into a archive of completely un-topic related posts. But then, a gypsy curse was performed on him, and they returned his soul. For a couple of days he walked around the streets of New york, mourning for all the times he spammed.
Then, another CK took him to LA, and showed him Leeza. He then fell in love, and wanted to help her. He watched Leeza slay her first spammers in the graveyard.
So he went to Sunnydale, which was where Leeza had moved to. He helped her slay "The Master", a super spammer that had been trying to break free from his underground prison. Xander, also known as Loony BoB, brought Leeza back to life after her first battle with "The Master", and she then succeeded in defeating him.
Psy has become part of the EOFF staff, and slays spammers now. The spammer with a soul, in love with a CK...

Resha
12-26-2005, 11:25 AM
X-Xander? Also known as Loony BoB!?!?!


....:whimper: Oh my gawd.

Jebus
12-26-2005, 11:44 AM
*Watches as the universe collapses and loves every minute of it.*

Grats, Psy. :D

Giga Guess
12-26-2005, 03:26 PM
To all the people who don't think Psy should be a CK: you suck! Although, don't CK's have to do work? Psy, what have you done? :(

It's not that we don't think Psy should be a CK.....we just fear the outcome.



So Psy? Who does one have to sleep with to become a CK?

-N-
12-26-2005, 08:38 PM
I hate to break it to you, Giga, but "Recognized Member" is a way of saying "We appreciate you doing stuff, and we like it, but please don't be consistent, because we don't want you on staff. And we never will". Or at least, that's how it is for me. :p

Did I say congrats to Psy already? *scans thread*

Kamiko
12-26-2005, 08:41 PM
Where's the restaurant?
And why hasn't Jesus come back yet?
I guess we'll just have to make do with Jebus. [sigh]

Jebus
12-26-2005, 08:43 PM
What do you mean "make do?"

I'm much more awesome than that Jesus guy. He turned water into wine. I can turn a bottle of pills into a fun house.

Kamiko
12-26-2005, 08:48 PM
You're right, my apologies. Let me correct myself.

I can't believe we had to make do with Jesus all these years, at least now we have Jebus!

Jebus
12-26-2005, 08:56 PM
Better. *nods*

Psychotic
12-26-2005, 09:38 PM
It's to be expected considering he's the Greatest Spammer in Eyes On History. Hey, don't worry about it kiddo, I think you have what it takes to be the Greatest Person Who is Called Yamaneko in Eyes On History™

...eh, who am I kidding?
It's not that we don't think Psy should be a CK.....we just fear the outcome.

So Psy? Who does one have to sleep with to become a CK?What would the outcome be, exactly?

And assorted livestock and zoo animals. Aka Leeza and cl_out.

Del Murder
12-26-2005, 10:55 PM
I hate to break it to you, Giga, but "Recognized Member" is a way of saying "We appreciate you doing stuff, and we like it, but please don't be consistent, because we don't want you on staff. And we never will". Or at least, that's how it is for me. :p

Never say never.

Doomie
12-27-2005, 02:06 AM
CONGRATS PSYCHOTIC :shoot: :shoot: :shoot: :shoot: :shoot:

Raistlin
12-27-2005, 02:21 AM
I hate to break it to you, Giga, but "Recognized Member" is a way of saying "We appreciate you doing stuff, and we like it, but please don't be consistent, because we don't want you on staff. And we never will". Or at least, that's how it is for me. :p
Or "we appreciate you having been on staff, and we like you, but please don't do anything ever again, because we don't want you on staff again and we never will." At least, that's how it was for me before they made the Former Staff group. :p

Giga Guess
12-27-2005, 03:12 AM
...eh, who am I kidding?What would the outcome be, exactly?


Mayhem....panic....just general disorder at large.

Psychotic
12-27-2005, 03:13 AM
So business as usual then?

Giga Guess
12-27-2005, 03:14 AM
Ah, touche.

theundeadhero
12-27-2005, 09:52 AM
You all worry to much. Right now Psy is probably on "restricted CK status". Chances are he only has the power to close threads and edit posts. If Psy shows he's responsible enough they'll grant him the full powers of a CK. They can do that. The Admins have control of everything a mod can do, and can set it to as little or as much freedom as they see fit.

Giga Guess
12-27-2005, 12:46 PM
So Psy's likely never gonna be without the CK training wheels?

Alive-Cat
12-27-2005, 01:10 PM
Leave Angel alone!

Psychotic
01-01-2006, 09:57 PM
SURPRISE!

I wasn't really a Knight! I bet none of you saw that one coming! Whoa, don't all start fainting with shock at once!

But let's be honest here, I stopped crash from spamming more effectively than any of the real Knights could've managed. :cool:

Primus Inter Pares
01-01-2006, 09:58 PM
Awwwwww, poor Psy, they deknighted him :cry:

ZeZipster
01-01-2006, 09:59 PM
This is the worst day of my life.

:(

XxSephirothxX
01-01-2006, 10:02 PM
I'm shocked to the core. This hurts, deep inside. :(

Dignified Pauper
01-01-2006, 10:15 PM
SURPRISE!

I wasn't really a Knight! I bet none of you saw that one coming! Whoa, don't all start fainting with shock at once!

But let's be honest here, I stopped crash from spamming more effectively than any of the real Knights could've managed. :cool:



For that, You are thanked and deserve to be put onto Senior Site Staff.

Shoden
01-01-2006, 10:27 PM
He did the Cid's Knight's jobs better than they do 'em even though he's just one of the normal eoffers! Irony here?

rubah
01-01-2006, 11:09 PM
Man pssy, you were the bomb.

Now we know we *don't* need to Knight you, else the members would die with respect!

Also, this thread is dead now.